I met Ron Jeremy

[terry78]

When I was in Louisville for my family reunion this past weekend, my cousins and myself went to this club/bar in the 4th Street area, where he was actually doing shtick for their "hottest female bar dancer" contest(of course.) Basically about 7 or 8 college age chicks doing their thing on top of the bar to the tune of every southern rap song currently on rotation...business as usual. He makes a few lame puns about being jewish and a porn star, then comes down and starts talking to random people. He comes up to me and is like, "you ever seen any of my work?" And I say, "shockingly, yes." Which cracks him up for some reason. I mentioned in another thread that about half the girls in the place were wearing nothing but panties and t-shirts due to the theme of the evening, and he asks, "have you been hitting up any of the ladies tonight?" I'm like, "I may need your assistance in that area, man." Another weird laugh. All in all, just a random "you had to be there" thing. :dry:

[SoulManX]

Terry u are the man:word:

[Warhammer]

I bet he gave you some bad...

juju. :o

[terry78]

I bet he gave you some bad...

juju. :o

Yes....that's what it was.

[jaguarr]

Did he touch you? If he did, you may wake up in the very near future to find yourself extremely hairy, overweight and sporting a bad moustache.

jag

[PyroChamber]

Did you take a picture?

[terry78]

Did you take a picture?

Nah, I wasn't taking any cameras around with me, I don't really do that. My phone is just a virgin mobile so no camera phone.

[Prognosticator]

I hope you didn't shake his hand! :(

[jaguarr]

I hope you didn't shake his hand! :(

Or anything else attached to Ron Jeremy for that matter. :dry:

jag

[Prognosticator]

Like his mustache? :huh:



(:dry:)

[Untilteld]

Did he touch you? If he did, you may wake up in the very near future to find yourself extremely hairy, overweight and sporting a bad moustache.

jag

lol :D


nice job though terry, teh jeremy is a legend, if you tell girls you met him they'll go wild :o

[tzarinna]

Did you give his penis my number? :ninja:

[terry78]

Did you give his penis my number? :ninja:

You talk as if everyone's penis doesn't already have you on speed dial, girl.

[POWdER-man]

Did he touch you? If he did, you may wake up in the very near future to find yourself extremely hairy, overweight and sporting a bad moustache.

jag

...or pregnant....:ninja:

[Warhammer]

Did you give his penis my number? :ninja:

No, but you can give my...

I'll stop. :csad: