Nicole Richie Confirms Pregnancy

[Drizzle]

From imdb:


Reality TV star Nicole Richie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1421588/) has finally confirmed she is pregnant with her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1011388/)'s child. The socialite daughter of soul star Lionel Richie (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005360/) has for weeks refused to corroborate or deny reports she's expecting a baby with her Good Charlotte boyfriend of nine months. But in an interview to air on TV show Good Morning America (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072506/) on Thursday, Richie, accompanied by Madden, says, "Yes I am (pregnant). We are. I'm almost four months." The news comes just days after Richie pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of drugs on Friday. She was sentenced to serve 96 hours behind bars for what was her second DUI charge in two years, and must complete her jail time by September 28. The 25-year-old was given 21 days to enroll in a drug and alcohol program, has to pay a fine of over $2,000, and was placed on probation for three years. If Richie violates the terms of her probation, she could face another year in jail.


Yeah, she'll be a great parent. Somebody fetch a coat hanger.

[Two-Face]

Great!:whatever:

[ck51100]

Finally, the long national nightmare is over! Finally we have confirmation. The not knowing was keeping me up at night :whatever:

[Drizzle]

I actually only posted it so I could try out my coat hanger joke.

[DorkyFresh]

coat hanger joke was kinda funny...


...unfortunately the nightmare that will be Nicole Richie's spawn overshadows the joke.

[Untilteld]

the baby will blast through her stomach she's so skinny

[DorkyFresh]

the baby will blast through her stomach she's so skinny

this just in! they've made a time travel machine that can capture images from the future! they managed to goto the time when Nicole Richie's baby breaths it's first breath of air! here it is!

http://www.bugsforthugs.com/wp-content/uploads/Alien_chestburster.jpg

[DX]

She'll probably suffer a miscarriage at the rate she's going. :csad:

[Untilteld]

this just in! they've made a time travel machine that can capture images from the future! they managed to goto the time when Nicole Richie's baby breaths it's first breath of air! here it is!

http://www.bugsforthugs.com/wp-content/uploads/Alien_chestburster.jpg

loooool, very nice

[MaskedManJRK]

Well, at least it's with the singer from that s**ty band instead of Federline, like some rumors that were going around.

The off-spring of Richie and Federline would have been the Anti-Christ, this I am sure of.

[TheComicbookKid]

That baby is going to starve.

[DV8]

man . . . this may be a morbid statement, but how likely is it that the baby will even be born remotely healthy? the ***** just got arrested for driving under the influence of drugs which was pry coke or smack . . .

[kevinpenni]

this ***** better start eating.

[SapphirePrima]

Can this woman's body even hold a baby???!!!!!!!! :( I have feeling it's gonna be a premature baby.

[Drizzle]

She'll probably suffer a miscarriage at the rate she's going. :csad:

It would be better for the baby, actually. It's either death or doomed to being an underfed crack baby.

[Kritish]

We should mandate abortions for certain individuals.

[Abaddon]

can her body even take a pregnancy?:csad:

[04nbod]

you are all cruel! i prefer to look on the bright side and congratulate the couple

[DX]

It would be better for the baby, actually. It's either death or doomed to being an underfed crack baby.
I see your point. :csad: I feel for that baby.

[DorkyFresh]

you are all cruel! i prefer to look on the bright side and congratulate the couple

i prefer to congratulate couples that WANT to have a baby and are going to take proper care of it...

...neither of those apply to this couple.

[Kritish]

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/nicole_richies_beautiful

[spideyboy_1111]

well with her being that skinny either she dies at child birth or the baby does... hopefully its her :o

[union_jak]

I didn't think anorexics could get pregnant!?

[SoulManX]

I didn't think anorexics could get pregnant!?

http://i13.tinypic.com/62pqs9f.jpg

[Abaddon]

well with her being that skinny either she dies at child birth or the baby does... hopefully its her :o

classy:whatever:

[Kritish]

Isn't it going to be precious when the baby's born and it's heavier than her?

[spideyboy_1111]

classy:whatever:

what... it's the best of both worlds.. they baby wouldn't have issues with the mom, stands a better chance at life, and we get no more of its momma... i see it as a win win situation

[Abaddon]

what... it's the best of both worlds.. they baby wouldn't have issues with the mom, stands a better chance at life, and we get no more of its momma... i see it as a win win situation
so you wish death on someone you've never met because you don't think she'd make a good mother and you're tired of seeing her on tv.:dry:

[Kel]

so you wish death on someone you've never met because you don't think she'd make a good mother and you're tired of seeing her on tv.:dry:

Yeah, people do that quite often around here.....:dry: sad isn't it?

[Abaddon]

it's ridiculous.

[spideyboy_1111]

either way it's better then the baby dying...

[Abaddon]

how about they both survive and she gets her act together? That's even better.

[spideyboy_1111]

hasn't she done that a million times? if she survives she should still save the baby by giving it up for adoption

[Abaddon]

she can pay someone else to raise the baby

[spideyboy_1111]

the baby would be better off not knowing who the mom is.... will save the kid years of therapy

[Abaddon]

the kid'll be rich.

[spideyboy_1111]

the kid'll be rich.

being rich comes with more problems then it's worth

[Abaddon]

better than being poor with more problems then you can afford.:o

[spideyboy_1111]

better than being poor with more problems then you can afford.:o

who said it'd be poor? theres a good middle zone there too