Happy 49th Birthday, Madonna!

[terry78]

http://imdb.com/name/nm0000187/


Like a virgin...touched for the very first time. :o

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/08/madonna030806_600x445.jpg
http://nymag.com/daily/politics/20061102madonna.JPG
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00219/madonna_219820g.jpg

[Penismightier]

When she turns 50 can the world just decide that we've all had enough of her? Can it go something like the following?

"Hey, Madonna. You're 50 now, you're no longer like a virgin or a material girl. You're a material middle-aged woman. And that material is probably a lot of plastic. Now, you've made a lot of money and you have a lot of fame, but we're all pretty sick of hearing about you. Just go into seclusion into one of your mansions. You'll make more money by being a legendary recluse anyway. Like J.D. Salinger, if Salinger had made a book of him in sexual positions."

That really would be the best thing for all involved.

[K.B.]

Great..now go back to making GOOD music.








And lose the fake british accent.....there's no f**king way I'm calling you Madge either.

[Drizzle]

http://www.isi.edu/isd/yoda/Yoda.JPG
"She is too old! Yes. Too old to begin the training!"

[DorkyFresh]

almost 50 years old and she's still 10 times sexier than Britney...

[Catman]

almost 50 years old and she's still 10 times sexier than Britney...

well said :up:

[Abaddon]

Good on her for not self-destructing

[Catman]

Good on her for not self-destructing

Madonna isn't a dumbass. Her wannabes are!

[Kritish]

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00219/madonna_219820g.jpg

:dry::dry::dry:

[SapphirePrima]

I didn't know she was older than my momma.:dry:

[\S/JcDc\S/]

I thought she was looking old but thought she was like 41-42. I'll be damned she looks good for nearly 50 :up:

[Excel]

if she would get tan...shed look like 30. And Madonnas smart...

[Drizzle]

if she would get tan...shed look like 30. And Madonnas smart...

How the hell does tanning make you look younger?

[amazingfantasy15]

When she turns 50 can the world just decide that we've all had enough of her? Can it go something like the following?

"Hey, Madonna. You're 50 now, you're no longer like a virgin or a material girl. You're a material middle-aged woman. And that material is probably a lot of plastic. Now, you've made a lot of money and you have a lot of fame, but we're all pretty sick of hearing about you. Just go into seclusion into one of your mansions. You'll make more money by being a legendary recluse anyway. Like J.D. Salinger, if Salinger had made a book of him in sexual positions."

That really would be the best thing for all involved.

I've been wishing for this since she first became famous. Does anyone besides the gay community even care about Madonna anymore?

[PyroChamber]

Damn, I remember when everyone made a big deal about her becoming 40 and now she's going to be 50 next year. And she's the only person that age that they'll still show on MTV.

[terry78]

The only video of hers I remember and like is the one for Music where she basically parodied all the bling bling rap videos.

[rdh007]

I thought she was looking old but thought she was like 41-42. I'll be damned she looks good for nearly 50 :up:
That was my first thought, then I read the quote below:

almost 50 years old and she's still 10 times sexier than Britney...
As much as I dislike Madonna, this puts it in perspective.
{post picture of bald, glaring Britney here}

[terry78]

When you're in your 20s and past your prime....that's just sad.