Jessica Simpson breaks her nose as only she can...

[WorthyStevens]

She trips and her face falls on the gun she's running with.

:dry:


When I first heard about it, I was just hoping that she broke it while doing something unseemly with someone, but not her dad because that would be sick. Or that would have been great also if her dad broke Jessica's nose. That would be kind of cool. However, Jessica broke her nose as only Jessica could.

While filming her latest and hopefully last film (not counting sex tapes, and Playboy's Where Are They Now? Naked And Naughty series.) Jessica broke her nose after she accidentally hit herself in the face with a gun.

"I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!"

I am having a tough time even trying to visualize how this could have happened. What I can visualize is that her nose which she has often cited as her best feature will be so dramatically altered that she will make everyone forget about Jennifer Grey and just fade into obscurity and late night visits from dad.


http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/08/jessica-simpson-breaks-her-nose.html

[Morg]

Folmao http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b232/LPennybaker/LMAO.gif

[Yurka]

lol, wow.

[tzarinna]

Damn, I always have a fear of tripping and falling on my face. :csad:

[WorthyStevens]

Had Jessica's face landed on the barrel and she accidentally pulled the trigger, that would've been the funniest death ever.

[AndThePickles]

Sounds like she just wants an excuse for a nose job since her sister had one :o

[04nbod]

Had Jessica's face landed on the barrel and she accidentally pulled the trigger, that would've been the funniest death ever.
i thought the same thing:woot:

[Kelly]

Ouch...

[CristoTheSecond]

Poor girl.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

:dry: Had to be her.

[dr venture]

Wow

[Abaddon]

lol, she's a riot.

[Kelly]

I can't help but laugh, but I am glad she wasn't hurt more serious.

[MaskedManJRK]

Is it just me, or am I the only one who's scared s**tless by the fact that she owns a gun? :huh:

[Kelly]

Is it just me, or am I the only one who's scared s**tless by the fact that she owns a gun? :huh:


Did you read the article?


She was filming at the time....


This is what happens when you run with guns.......:dry:

[Warhammer]

Damn. :dry:

What an embarrassing way to break your nose.

[WorthyStevens]

I really wonder what would've happened if it were scissors she was running with.

'I tripped and fell with scissors in my hand, and they just went right into my stomach! It really hurt, LOL!'

[Warhammer]

Like OMG. :wow:

[MaskedManJRK]

Did you read the article?


She was filming at the time....


This is what happens when you run with guns.......:dry:

Oh, my sincere apologies. At the time, I was half-focusing on getting some apple pie.

Mmmmmmmmm, apple pie.

Still, the fact that she was running around with a gun like that means that she should never even hold one, much less own one.

Here's an idea for a new law: The kind of caliber of gun you can buy depends on their IQ. Hopefully, that means she'll only trip and fall on a NERF gun next time. :o

[Kelly]

Oh, my sincere apologies. At the time, I was half-focusing on getting some apple pie.

Mmmmmmmmm, apple pie.

hmmmmmmmmm.....I could go all kinds of places with this quote....:word:

Still, the fact that she was running around with a gun like that means that she should never even hold one, much less own one.

true....

Here's an idea for a new law: The kind of caliber of gun you can buy depends on their IQ. Hopefully, that means she'll only trip and fall on a NERF gun next time. :o

Her nose would thank her....

[Manic]

...

...

Really?!

[swifty]

she gives dumb blonds a bad or should I say a worse name.

[Kelly]

she gives dumb blonds a bad or should I say a worse name.


Wow, thats so......................................manly of you.

[Prison Mike]

It's funny that it happened and sad that I'm not surprised.

[tzarinna]

Early this morning I hit my nose with my Kleins (http://cable-lashers.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/D213-9NETH_klein.jpg).
It was dark and I was pulling some wire and I was too close and it was too early. It's still a little sore, no blood and no bruise. But oh so embarrassing.