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Memphis Slim

08-30-2007, 07:45 AM

Britney Forgets Her Pants

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/653/britneyasswq2.jpg (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/08/britney-spears-doesnt-like-pants.html)

Most celebrities facing a custody battle and allegations of child abuse might make even a half-hearted attempt to clean up their act, and their public image - but not Britney Spears.

It was business as usual for the chaotic singer who appeared in public following the revelations wearing what could loosely be described as a floral mini dress - which exposed her ample bottom.

What is wrong with this girl?? K-Fed looks like Ward Cleaver.

Whiskey Tango

08-30-2007, 07:48 AM

I...

...I really don't know what to....is this for real? It can't be.

edit: I don't care, /unsubscribe, don't ever want to see that again *shudder*

Morg

08-30-2007, 07:50 AM

fake, second pic does not look like Britney

Memphis Slim

08-30-2007, 07:52 AM

It's her. :dry:

Morg

08-30-2007, 08:06 AM

Nope, noticed the hair color is different and she seems to have thicker arms in second pic

FreeRadical

08-30-2007, 08:06 AM

Is she really that stupid?

Memphis Slim

08-30-2007, 08:15 AM

Nope, noticed the hair color is different and she seems to have thicker arms in second pic

It could be the lighting.

Dude...it's her. :dry:

DOG LIPS

08-30-2007, 08:56 AM

That's one loose goose.

Morg

08-30-2007, 09:00 AM

*shrugs* so it's her. Oh well

Two-Face

08-30-2007, 09:11 AM

Oh dear :dry:

Prison Mike

08-30-2007, 09:17 AM

*goes to vomit*

Morg

08-30-2007, 09:22 AM

she really not helping herself if she wants to keep the kids

Immortalfire

08-30-2007, 10:00 AM

She truly does want them to be taken away.

DOG LIPS

08-30-2007, 10:02 AM

She truly does want them to be taken away.

What, her saggy bologna sacks? I'm sure they are attached.

PyroChamber

08-30-2007, 10:16 AM

I think it's funny how everytime she does a photoshoot now, she always wants to wearing something really short. I'm guessing she hasn't looked in the mirror lately.

DorkyFresh

08-30-2007, 10:20 AM

I think it's funny how everyone she does a photoshoot now, she always wants to wearing something really short.

that's becuase those photoshoots are heavily photoshopped afterwards...case in point...

http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/britallure.jpg

..compared to...

http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/britshirt1.jpg

terry78

08-30-2007, 03:14 PM

^Why is one eye brown and the other blue? Though I guess that first pic of her proved that she has two brown eyes. :o

DorkyFresh

08-30-2007, 03:23 PM

she's missing one of her contacts in that pic.

MaskedManJRK

08-30-2007, 03:27 PM

...Yeeeeeeeeeeesh...:dry:

Prognosticator

08-30-2007, 03:28 PM

fake, second pic does not look like Britney

What ever! :whatever:

Golgo-13

08-30-2007, 03:47 PM

I'd still hit it.

DV8

08-30-2007, 03:48 PM

5 years ago, I'd never have thought that I would actually say "Ugh" out loud to Britney Spears wearing no pants :(

and c'mon, Morg . . . that's obviously her :rolleyes:

LegendaryCaleb

08-30-2007, 03:57 PM

she needs to wake up...im sick of britney

terry78

08-30-2007, 04:34 PM

That song toxic can actually be taken for literal now.

Kritish

08-30-2007, 05:06 PM

Good lord she's let herself go. :dry:

french joker

08-30-2007, 05:18 PM

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/653/britneyasswq2.jpg (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/08/britney-spears-doesnt-like-pants.html)
http://forum.nintendojofr.com/images/smiles/omg.gif

Ender Durden

08-30-2007, 05:39 PM

lol u can see her wig sliding up

DV8

08-30-2007, 05:43 PM

*****' crazy . . .

Kritish

08-30-2007, 05:45 PM

I'd still hit it.

Then your penis would fall off from some form of flesh-eating STD.

Spider-Man Luvr28

08-30-2007, 06:48 PM

On the upside, she's released her new single.:o The chorus kinda sucks though..

Penismightier

08-30-2007, 06:50 PM

Christ, that ass looks awful. I mean, I know not every woman is a model...but if you look like that, wear pants. Or a longer skirt. That pretty much goes for everybody, since no one really wants to see your ass hanging out in public.

Green Goblin 1964

08-30-2007, 06:58 PM

terry78

08-30-2007, 07:14 PM

I don't know why you're all grossed out. That's how 95% of women's asses look. They have cellulite.

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 07:18 PM

http://www.goodnessdirect.co.uk/detail/408209b.jpg

Green Goblin 1964

08-30-2007, 07:22 PM

I don't know why you're all grossed out. That's how 95% of women's asses look. They have cellulite.LMAO! :woot:

terry78

08-30-2007, 07:24 PM

I'm not trying to be funny, but it's true. If you've seen "normal non celebrity" chicks naked, that's what their behind looks like. It's not all perfect and toned.

FreeRadical

08-30-2007, 07:27 PM

She looks a man in drag from behind, thanks to the wig and her masculine physic.

Golgo-13

08-30-2007, 07:30 PM

Then your penis would fall off from some form of flesh-eating STD.

Thats why condoms were invented.

I don't know why you're all grossed out. That's how 95% of women's asses look. They have cellulite.

Thank You. Most of their girls asses look like this, either that or the ones grossed out by this have never actually seen a real womans ass. They don't all look as perfect as those Maxim/FHM airbrushed asses you know guys....

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 07:32 PM

I don't where you people are from, but that look is not the norm.

Golgo-13

08-30-2007, 07:35 PM

I don't where you people are from, but that look is not the norm.

Where are you from, Utopia?

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 07:38 PM

I wish.:o

But that **** is more common in women over 30. Brit is what, 25?

Golgo-13

08-30-2007, 07:42 PM

I wish.:o

But that **** is more common in women over 30. Brit is what, 25?

In my area that's how woman are built once they hit pubity, or at least once they have a kid. Reemeber Brits had several.

I just learnt from an early age to accept it as the norm....or not get laid.http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Sad/sorry-053.gif

FreeRadical

08-30-2007, 07:43 PM

If I kissed the Spears, she would taste like cheetos.

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 07:46 PM

If you want to date chicks with kids, sure.

I don't remember an abundance of teenage girls walking around with thighs like that.:o

SoulManX

08-30-2007, 07:48 PM

If you want to date chicks with kids, sure.

I don't remember an abundance of teenage girls walking around with thighs like that.:o

Hmmmm:ninja:

LegendaryCaleb

08-30-2007, 07:49 PM

I don't know why you're all grossed out. That's how 95% of women's asses look. They have cellulite.
my ex didnt...thank god

terry78

08-30-2007, 07:49 PM

^LOL, well, if the chick is stick thin then yeah. Most females don't workout to keep themselves fit like that though. The ones I've seen, anyway.

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 07:50 PM

Hmmmm:ninja:

haha, coincidentally they grew up to be porn stars.:o

FreeRadical

08-30-2007, 07:52 PM

I don't where you people are from, but that look is not the norm.

Some people like ruffled chips, some like........smooth chips.....:huh:

SoulManX

08-30-2007, 07:52 PM

haha, coincidentally they grew up to be porn stars.:o

:o I see

Golgo-13

08-30-2007, 07:57 PM

If you want to date chicks with kids, sure.

I don't remember an abundance of teenage girls walking around with thighs like that.:o

Dude, you should come to my school/college. It's the norm seeing girls walking around with 3/4 cut t-shirts revealling their rolls of belly/hip fat hanging over the sides of their jeans. They actually think they look good.

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 07:58 PM

Dude, you should come to my school/college. It's the norm seeing girls walking around with 3/4 cut t-shirts revealling their rolls of belly/hip fat hanging over the sides of their jeans. They actually think they look good.

Nah, I'm good.:csad:

SoulManX

08-30-2007, 08:22 PM

Nah, I'm good.:csad:

Chubby Chicks need love:o

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 08:26 PM

more cushion for the pushin'

Golgo-13

08-30-2007, 08:27 PM

more cushion for the pushin'

:heart: :yay: Some of the best experiences i've had in the sack with woman, in the past, have out-weighed me ....considerably.:ninja:

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 08:33 PM

I'm getting images of that scene from Road trip.

SoulManX

08-30-2007, 08:37 PM

:heart: :yay: Some of the best experiences i've had in the sack with woman, in the past, have out-weighed me ....considerably.:ninja:

Brother I hear ya same here:hyper:

SoulManX

08-30-2007, 08:38 PM

I'm getting images of that scene from Road trip.

She rocked skinny boy's world. Nothing like Big Girl lovin:heart:

terry78

08-30-2007, 08:42 PM

Old girl from Road Trip had a pretty face, though. My wee-wee couldn't have done her any good, but hey. :o

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/road_trip/_group_photos/dj_qualls12.jpg

Hobgoblin

08-30-2007, 09:03 PM

Nope, noticed the hair color is different and she seems to have thicker arms in second pic

Yeah, I saw that, too. I was never a huge Britney fan, but even she looks better than the one on the right.

Warhammer

08-30-2007, 09:35 PM

Britney Spears will never even come back to the top, seriously. That's a damn shame, too. :down

bullets

08-30-2007, 10:03 PM

britney is done

MaskedManJRK

08-30-2007, 10:14 PM

I don't know why you're all grossed out. That's how 95% of women's asses look. They have cellulite.

I know why--'cause most of these guys haven't even seen a real woman's ass in person. :o

DorkyFresh

08-30-2007, 10:18 PM

Nope, noticed the hair color is different and she seems to have thicker arms in second pic

the pic on the left is inside and the pic on the right is outside, hence the change in lighting. the pic on the left has her arm swinging AWAY from the camera and the pic on the right has her arms TOWARDS the camera, hence why they look bigger than usual. both those pix are her in all her glory. the papz have many more pix of her that looks just like those 2. here are a couple more...

http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/britshirt.jpg
http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/britshirt3.jpg

Yeah, I saw that, too. I was never a huge Britney fan, but even she looks better than the one on the right.
here's a reminder of how much she's let herself go. this was taken no more than a week ago...

http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/britneysmokesseanp.jpg

Abaddon

08-30-2007, 10:19 PM

she should've never married Federline.:(

SoulManX

08-30-2007, 11:08 PM

the pic on the left is inside and the pic on the right is outside, hence the change in lighting. the pic on the left has her arm swinging AWAY from the camera and the pic on the right has her arms TOWARDS the camera, hence why they look bigger than usual. both those pix are her in all her glory. the papz have many more pix of her that looks just like those 2. here are a couple more...

http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/britshirt.jpg
http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/britshirt3.jpg

here's a reminder of how much she's let herself go. this was taken no more than a week ago...

http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/britneysmokesseanp.jpg

I would cornhole her for the hell of it:o