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Orko Is King
08-30-2007, 01:20 PM
UhplzTE24Ps

GoldenAgeHero
08-30-2007, 01:22 PM
meh!

Ghostvirus
08-30-2007, 02:11 PM
meh!

*smack*:cmad:

terry78
08-30-2007, 02:44 PM
It makes her smile to see you sad. That should remove any erections you may have.

MaskedManJRK
08-30-2007, 02:54 PM
She's cute, and that music video made me laugh. :yay:

rdh007
08-30-2007, 04:52 PM
Add me to the list. I'm smitten.

SoulManX
08-30-2007, 05:15 PM
Call me strange I thought this would be puppet on human girl porn:ninja:

Kaleb
08-30-2007, 05:22 PM
Chav

Orko Is King
08-30-2007, 05:45 PM
Chav

You'd still **** her till she couldn't walk straight.

rdh007
08-30-2007, 06:36 PM
Chav
-ish

Holly
08-30-2007, 06:40 PM
i love Lily Allen, shes a crazy betch

cryptic name
08-30-2007, 07:26 PM
I love Barry Allen :ninja:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/cryptic_name/flashnv8.jpg

rdh007
08-30-2007, 07:34 PM
Wally West FTW!

LegendaryCaleb
08-30-2007, 07:51 PM
i dislike lily

Two-Face
08-30-2007, 08:29 PM
I love Barry Allen :ninja:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l165/cryptic_name/flashnv8.jpg

He looks like Daredevil. :o

chamber-music
08-31-2007, 10:02 AM
she can't sing and her music sucks ass. She only got signed because of her comedian/actor dad who was in a couple of Danny Boyle movies.

Try Kate Nash. She does the same thing only better, plus shes better looking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Xl9rdCPbE
http://www.moshimoshimusic.com/_resources/artists_31/biog/kate.jpg

Dark Carnage
08-31-2007, 10:16 AM
Not impressed with Kate Nash. Her piano playing is fine, but those lyrics were nothing special. Bitter/Fitter was just terrible.

As for Lily Allen, I would. Bit chavvy for my liking, but there's something about her. Not sure what it is, but it makes me think she's porbably pure filth in the bedroom.

blind_fury
08-31-2007, 10:22 AM
She may live up to her good looks yet.

PyroChamber
08-31-2007, 10:36 AM
I saw a picture of her topless, and I wasn't impressed.

Orko Is King
08-31-2007, 04:06 PM
I saw a picture of her topless, and I wasn't impressed.

PM me that ****!

04nbod
08-31-2007, 04:09 PM
ewww... i usually ignore these threads but lily allen! She'll be the new amy winehouse next year

terry78
08-31-2007, 04:29 PM
Joss Stone has a better voice and looks healthier to be honest. Winehouse just be shooting up constantly. My dad calls her Amy Winehead.

Orko Is King
08-31-2007, 06:57 PM
Joss Stone has a better voice and looks healthier to be honest. Winehouse just be shooting up constantly. My dad calls her Amy Winehead.

Amy Crackhouse. Tell him to change it to that.

cryptic name
09-02-2007, 08:06 PM
He looks like Daredevil. :o

not my manip :o

chamber-music
09-07-2007, 09:52 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/sebchewREX_468x723.jpg

Her boyfriend looks like he should be wanted for sex crimes.

MaskedManJRK
09-07-2007, 09:54 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/sebchewREX_468x723.jpg

Her boyfriend looks like he should be wanted for sex crimes.

And if that isn't the most forced smile in the history of the universe on her, I don't know what is. :o

Super_Ludacris
09-07-2007, 09:58 AM
overrated

terry78
09-07-2007, 09:59 AM
How come sexual predators always wear glasses and have moustache/beard combos?

chamber-music
09-07-2007, 10:03 AM
How come sexual predators always wear glasses and have moustache/beard combos?

Scottish comedien Frankie Boyle knows the answer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPJM2DMozpg

Sugarculted
09-07-2007, 10:10 AM
I don't mind Lily, but Kate Nash is much fitterrr. :o

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2981/ss10nashbkl3.jpg

She looks good, she's kind, and makes nicer tunes.

chamber-music
09-07-2007, 10:14 AM
I don't mind Lily, but Kate Nash is much fitterrr. :o

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2981/ss10nashbkl3.jpg

She looks good, she's kind, and makes nicer tunes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsoLMXHhx2k
I agree!

For some reason you americans keep liking are crap musical artists like Lilly Allen, Amy Winehouse and James Blunt, while ignoring are good ones like Kate Nash, Candie Payne, Jack Penate and Jamie T

Sugarculted
09-07-2007, 10:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsoLMXHhx2k
I agree!

For some reason you americans keep liking are crap musical artists like Lilly Allen, Amy Winehouse and James Blunt, while ignoring are good ones like Kate Nash, Candie Payne, Jack Penate and Jamie T

Bravo good sir, bravo.
Although I've never listened to Candie Payne. Shall check that person out.

Love me a bit of Jamie T and Jack Penate. Especially Penate's magical feet.

Super_Ludacris
09-07-2007, 10:25 AM
Joss Stone and that white chick from the Sugarbabes>>>>> the rest of these UK chicks

chamber-music
09-07-2007, 10:28 AM
Heres a funny clip of Jack Penate dancing to lil wayne in his record labels office http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYtY7ODnW8U

terry78
09-07-2007, 10:28 AM
We are basically entranced by any Brit that can pull off a good fat black American female singer's voice.

Sugarculted
09-07-2007, 10:33 AM
Heres a funny clip of Jack Penate dancing to lil wayne in his record labels office http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYtY7ODnW8U

Yup, magical feet :o

chamber-music
09-07-2007, 10:35 AM
Joss Stone and that white chick from the Sugarbabes>>>>> the rest of these UK chicks

i'm sure you have heard every female singer from the Uk :whatever:

Nicole Russo from the Brand New Heavies mops the floor with Joss Stone. Shes Hotter Too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFktoYRyk1g

Beverley Knight is good too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI5g7uag2nU

KenK
09-07-2007, 10:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsoLMXHhx2k
I agree!

For some reason you americans keep liking are crap musical artists like Lilly Allen, Amy Winehouse and James Blunt, while ignoring are good ones like Kate Nash, Candie Payne, Jack Penate and Jamie T

They get famous in your country first, so stop your finger-pointing.

Matt
09-07-2007, 10:49 AM
To quote Michael Bluth:

Her?

chamber-music
09-07-2007, 10:53 AM
They get famous in your country first, so stop your finger-pointing.

hey man you guys still haven't apologized for unleashing Britney Spears, christina aguilera and Jessica Simpson on us! :woot:

terry78
09-07-2007, 10:54 AM
Quit acting like you wouldn't shag Jessica if she came up to you. :o

arachnid-guy
09-07-2007, 10:59 AM
I don't mind Lily, but Kate Nash is much fitterrr. :o

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2981/ss10nashbkl3.jpg

She looks good, she's kind, and makes nicer tunes.

She's a native down my way. I know her sister.....sort of. :up:

And by 'sort of' I mean, she went to my school and is best friends with my friends. I've only spoken to her a few times, at various parties and such like.

chamber-music
09-07-2007, 11:05 AM
Quit acting like you wouldn't shag Jessica if she came up to you. :o

shes lucky shes got a good plasic surgeon
http://i.ivillage.com/E/325/PlasticSurgery/E_JessicaSimpson.jpg

Sugarculted
09-07-2007, 11:11 AM
And I for one, would not like to shag an orange :(

rdh007
09-07-2007, 04:50 PM
To quote Michael Bluth:

Her?
It's as nose as the plain on her face.

Michael: No. I know who Annabelle is. Who’s the Ann that’s in the beauty pageant?

George Michael: That’s her. Her name isn’t Annabelle, that’s Ann.

Michael: No, I know her name’s not Annabelle. That’s how I remember her name, ’cause her body’s kind of shaped like a... She’s the belle of the ball.

rdh007
09-07-2007, 04:52 PM
I am still smitten and the rest of you know you would hit it, too.

KenK
09-07-2007, 06:07 PM
I am still smitten and the rest of you know you would hit it, too.

With the fury of a thousand angry gods!:woot:

chamber-music
11-29-2007, 08:29 AM
I don't mind Lily, but Kate Nash is much fitterrr. :o

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2981/ss10nashbkl3.jpg

She looks good, she's kind, and makes nicer tunes.

Kate Nash - Pumpkin Soup (So Catchy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH2yvdGM7YA&feature=related

04nbod
11-29-2007, 12:05 PM
Joss Stone and that white chick from the Sugarbabes>>>>> the rest of these UK chicks


joss stone is manly. I have a girl crush on billie piper
1ClHJSsUiIE

black_dust
11-29-2007, 12:23 PM
Id do em both at the same time :) (Lilly and Kate)

Orko Is King
11-29-2007, 12:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsoLMXHhx2k
I agree!

For some reason you americans keep liking are crap musical artists like Lilly Allen, Amy Winehouse and James Blunt, while ignoring are good ones like Kate Nash, Candie Payne, Jack Penate and Jamie T

She reminds me of Regina Spektor...only Britishier.

chamber-music
11-29-2007, 01:04 PM
joss stone is manly. I have a girl crush on billie piper
1ClHJSsUiIE

I hate Bille Piper her music was terrible and her overbite annoyed me almost as much as her acting.

Spider-Man Luvr28
12-18-2007, 08:28 PM
Move over Jamie Lynn, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry and Nicole Richie, because there's another little lady joining the unwed mother pregnancy ranks -- British singer Lily Allen is reportedly with child. Smile.

According to The Sun, the 22-year-old pop star and her boyfriend of three months, 37-year-old Chemical Brothers member Ed Simons, are expecting. So much for her new weight loss regimen!

TMZ contacted a rep for Allen, who had no comment.

terry78
12-18-2007, 08:32 PM
I guess she was the girl that was getting ****ed next door.

Spider-Man Luvr28
12-19-2007, 10:10 AM
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lils__oPt.jpgLook at that lil' baby bump!

Yup, Lily Allen is pregnant. And we hope now that she's found out the "happy" news that she's going to give up smoking.

There she is, sucking on a cancer stick, on December 4th.
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Mom-to-be Lily Allen is interviewed in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar and PerezHilton.com has an exclusive excerpt from the article.

Lily on her "I'm fat" blog from last year:
“In a way, that blog was a massive cry for help…I was like ‘Oh, God, I’m so tired, I feel so s*** everyone keeps writing how ugly I am…Can someone help me, please?’”

On the habit she has yet to quit, smoking:
“I love smoking…I don’t really want to say it, but I do.”

On her new body and exercise regimen:
“I’m fit now. I can do anything. I don’t feel completely knackered. I feel energized.”

On fitting into sample sizes:
“It’s not about losing weight, just about being fit…It can get you down, people trying to pull things over you. When it doesn’t fit, they give little sighs and- …Now that I do fit into those things, it makes me feel better, but actually it shouldn’t, really.”

On Britney Spears:
“I don’t think you choose for things to get like that.”

On celebrities as role models:
“I don’t understand putting famous people on a pedestal and making them into role models. Your mum is meant to be your role model, not famous people…They’re all on drugs and drinking a lot…completely the wrong people to look up to.”

On her relationship with Ed Simons and whether it has helped melt away the pounds:
“I’m certainly getting more exercise in the bedroom…So yeah.”

chamber-music
12-19-2007, 11:55 AM
Her Dad actor Keith Allen was on top Gear and he couldn't even remember how many kids his got. The Allens sure like to sleep around.