The Angelina Jolie "Catwoman" Thread

[Hobgoblin]

Her nickname is "Catwoman?" Huh, learn something every day.
http://nathalie.syntheticore.com/howimet-angelinajolie/angelinajolie-wallpapers3.jpg

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/Angelina-Jolie-61-1.jpg

[DV8]

ass like POW! t1tties like POW!

[flavio_lebeau]

I so wish she could turn back to her Tomb Raider shape :(

[Jolie_Desastre]

gorgeous :up:

[flavio_lebeau]

Seriously, Angie has got to be the best person on this planet. I know she must have some psychological problems, no one is perfect, but if the world had 1 million Angelinas, all of our political and social problems would be over. Right now, her acts and what she represents is a lot more beautiful than the sexy actress Angelina.

(but it wouldn't hurt if she was sexy and benevolent at the same time. She used to be once, she can be again. I hope she recovers from her mother's loss as soon as possible and starts to eat again.)

Angie, you're not only an example. You are THE example, and what every celebrity, or anyone who has an influence and power should be.

:up:

[Kritish]

It's funny that her nickname is Catwoman. Because she would have been perfect for that role.

[bullets]

^exactly. also she lost way too much weight.

[Kritish]

^exactly. also she lost way too much weight.

It doesn't matter, her lips are still made for c*ck. :o

[Superman4ever]

Me wuv her WONG time!

[Milkman95]

Too skinny now, no need for this thread.

[MaskedManJRK]

It's funny that her nickname is Catwoman. Because she would have been perfect for that role.

Incorrect. The only role she's literally perfect for is Dagny Taggart in an Atlas Shrugged movie. And that's ONLY if she gains back some weight. :o

[Yurka]

Hot, but overrated, there are far prettier women in Hollywood

[Immortalfire]

She's too scary to be hot.

[Steve Rogers]

I have never found this woman attractive. I'm sorry, she looks like Jon Voight with chapped lips.

[Penismightier]

I have never found this woman attractive. I'm sorry, she looks like Jon Voight with chapped lips.

In her defense, Voight was pretty like a girl in Midnight Cowboy. I mean, he did sort of look like a pretty boy in that. Everybody's talking at me....

[Two-Face]

I have never found this woman attractive. I'm sorry, she looks like Jon Voight with chapped lips.

Jon Voight is the biological father though :ninja:

[Steve Rogers]

Jon Voight is the biological father though :ninja:

Yes, I know. I'm saying she looks too much like her dad.

[Two-Face]

Seriously, Angie has got to be the best person on this planet. I know she must have some psychological problems, no one is perfect, but if the world had 1 million Angelinas, all of our political and social problems would be over. Right now, her acts and what she represents is a lot more beautiful than the sexy actress Angelina.

(but it wouldn't hurt if she was sexy and benevolent at the same time. She used to be once, she can be again. I hope she recovers from her mother's loss as soon as possible and starts to eat again.)

Angie, you're not only an example. You are THE example, and what every celebrity, or anyone who has an influence and power should be.

:up:

I love her just the way she is but I agree and I hope she returns to her old self.

[Two-Face]

Yes, I know. I'm saying she looks too much like her dad.

Blame the genes :oldrazz:

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/598/13779harpersbazaarjune0so6.jpg
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9907/03592premierephotoshootsc4.jpg

[Two-Face]

Jolie is the only woman I like tattoos on. :up: :heart:

[Jolie_Desastre]

Jolie is the only woman I like tattoos on. :up: :heart:


i love her tattoos. i like all of megan fox's tattoos too except for that damn marilyn one.

[Jolie_Desastre]

mama jolie

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/8426/0831angelinajolieshilohvf1.jpg

[Two-Face]

i love her tattoos. i like all of megan fox's tattoos too except for that damn marilyn one.

I like Fox's tattoos but Jolie one's suit her.

[Jolie_Desastre]

I like Fox's tattoos but Jolie one's suit her.

yeah,i love the animal one on her lower back

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3706/03174lorenzoagius000112ns9.jpg

[Two-Face]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3706/03174lorenzoagius000112ns9.jpg

The cat eyes, the pink lips? I love her.

[Jolie_Desastre]

i think her eyes are her best feature,rather than her lips

[Two-Face]

Yeah I agree, The cat eyes.

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie_mighty_heart_photoca.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-picture-6.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/AngelinaJolie_Maddox_150x200-c.jpg

[Prison Mike]

lol, the kid looks pissed.

[Kritish]

Yes, I know. I'm saying she looks too much like her dad.

You're telling me you wouldn't hit this?

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/598/13779harpersbazaarjune0so6.jpg

[Two-Face]

You're telling me you wouldn't hit this?

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/598/13779harpersbazaarjune0so6.jpg


I would with my eyes closed.:cwink:

[Steve Rogers]

You're telling me you wouldn't hit this?

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/598/13779harpersbazaarjune0so6.jpg
Nope.

[Two-Face]

Liar :o

[Jolie_Desastre]

they guy just has different tastes. what is beautiful to us is ugly for some. what is ugly to us is stunning to others....

[Kritish]

they guy just has different tastes. what is beautiful to us is ugly for some. what is ugly to us is stunning to others....

Most of those men are gay. :o

[Steve Rogers]

Most of those men are gay. :o
Yup. you figured me out. I am gay because I don't find Angelina Jolie attractive.

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/02-angelina-jolie-1024x768.jpg

I love it when a woman wears a glasses, specially when Jolie wears it.

[Steve Rogers]

Yeah, WTF is it about women in glasses? It can be very hot.

[Two-Face]

Yeah, WTF is it about women in glasses? It can be very hot.

I wear glasses and when a opposite sex wears I find them very attractive. Women make glasses look hot on them, I don't know why but they do.

[Penismightier]

Nope.

You can tell me her looks are overrated in Hollywood. You can tell me she's not all that beautiful to you. But you can't say you wouldn't sleep with her with no strings attached. It's like an 8 or 9 girl walking up to you on the street and asking you out, and you rejecting her because she isn't a 10. Admitting you'd sleep with her doesn't diminish your position that her beauty is overrated, it just means she's hot enough for you to sleep with.

[Steve Rogers]

You can tell me her looks are overrated in Hollywood. You can tell me she's not all that beautiful to you. But you can't say you wouldn't sleep with her with no strings attached. It's like an 8 or 9 girl walking up to you on the street and asking you out, and you rejecting her because she isn't a 10. Admitting you'd sleep with her doesn't diminish your position that her beauty is overrated, it just means she's hot enough for you to sleep with.

Dude, I'm not single. So even if your fairy tale scenario happenede and she walked up to me, I'd still say no. I'd say no if was single just to make people like you cringe. I'm not a beggar, so I don't have to take it just because it's offered to me. I'd turn Angelina Jolie down and then go after a woman I actually find attractive.

[Kritish]

So you're just being a troll then. If you have no interest in Angelina Jolie than leave this thread.

[Ender Durden]

ANGELINA JOLIE!?

WOO boy, now there is something special

[jaguarr]

Her nickname is "Catwoman"? WTF? Why? :huh:

jag

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie_5.jpg

[Mr. Socko]

Beautiful face!

Yup. you figured me out. I am gay because I don't find Angelina Jolie attractive.

I always assumed you were. Let me direct you to the Amigo.

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6538/03401lorenzoagius002312dc2.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3238/03395lorenzoagius001612wk6.jpg
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/9238/03179lorenzoagius000212na6.jpg
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/1364/03193lorenzoagius000412nk8.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5526/02586alluremagazine0201ur6.jpg
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4117/03393lorenzoagius001512fl1.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/103/angelinajolie017lfl5io8.jpg
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2765/angelinajoliemaddoxaf9.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2092/6534angelinajoliejameswgg7.jpg

[Dave McFly]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/DaveMcFly/Animated%20GIFs/laraguns01.gif
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/DaveMcFly/Animated%20GIFs/laracroftkickingass.gif

she will always be Lara Croft to me :heart:

[Two-Face]

Great Pics Jolie! :heart: :up:

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie-1.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/480px-Angelina_Jolie.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie-2.jpg

[flavio_lebeau]

The first scene of Tomb Raider is so nice.

[Two-Face]

I love scene where Jolie is naked in the movie.

[flavio_lebeau]

Well, me too. ^_^ Actually, Angie has been naked in a quite amount of movies. I like her sex scene in Taking Lives too. Actually, I think I'm the only person in this world who thought that movie was awesome...

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8316/angelina20joliebcj7.jpg

[Dave McFly]

I love scene where Jolie is naked in the movie.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/DaveMcFly/Animated%20GIFs/larastripping.gif

oh REALLY now ;)?

[Jolie_Desastre]

Great Pics Jolie! :heart: :up:

thanks man :)

[Jolie_Desastre]

Well, me too. ^_^ Actually, Angie has been naked in a quite amount of movies. I like her sex scene in Taking Lives too. Actually, I think I'm the only person in this world who thought that movie was awesome...

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/8316/angelina20joliebcj7.jpg


i really enjoyed that movie actually. the killer was obvious, but the ending was a huge wtf moment? awesomeness....

[Shuley]

She played a great Lara Croft..GIA was better though....hehe

[Two-Face]

I love that! My favourite Jolie gif.:heart: :up:

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie1a_300x400.jpg

Angie needs to be back on top.

[Mr. Socko]

She's going to be nude digitally in Beowulf...lol

[MaskedManJRK]

She's going to be nude digitally in Beowulf...lol

She's going to be enhanced, like the other actors, though--I know because the guy playing Beowulf never looked that muscular....:o

[Kritish]

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/2765/angelinajoliemaddoxaf9.jpg

Maddox's expression and the quote "He's made me a woman!" brought a perverted chuckle out of me. :o:woot:

[flavio_lebeau]

She's going to be enhanced, like the other actors, though--I know because the guy playing Beowulf never looked that muscular....:o
Yeah, in the trailer her body looks so curvy, it would never be her current one.

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/34/angelinajoliebusty13id4.jpg
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4505/angelinajoliebusty12tx0.jpg
http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8462/angelinajoliebusty24bp8.jpg
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6824/angelinajoliebusty08ki4.jpg
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/7977/angelinajoliebusty16vw7.jpg
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4915/angelinajoliebusty21ky2.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2997/angelinajoliebusty22wi8.jpg
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1656/angelinajoliebusty27mt5.jpg

[Two-Face]

Thanks for posting the pics Jolie, I love it :heart:

[Steve Rogers]

Beautiful face!



I always assumed you were. Let me direct you to the Amigo.

Ha ha ha I love it how people think I'm gay because my reasoning for not liking Angelina Jolie is that I think she looks like a man. I don't like the way men look, therefore I'm gay. God, some of you people are beyond retarded.

[MaskedManJRK]

Ha ha ha I love it how people think I'm gay because my reasoning for not liking Angelina Jolie is that I think she looks like a man. I don't like the way men look, therefore I'm gay. God, some of you people are beyond retarded.

I think that responce in particular was meant to be sarcastic, mostly because it was subtle. If he meant it, he would be like, "y0000uz teh F@G0++, n0000000000000b!!!!!11238609" :o

[Two-Face]

Jolie looks a man? that's understatement.

[Steve Rogers]

"y0000uz teh F@G0++, n0000000000000b!!!!!11238609" :o

I don't know what language that is, but I don't speak it.

[Two-Face]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20893929/


I like to be fifth guy :oldrazz:

[Jolie_Desastre]

Thanks for posting the pics Jolie, I love it :heart:'

no problemo

[Two-Face]

Anyone liked "A Mighty Heart"?

[Jolie_Desastre]

i'm waiting for the dvd..it's the kind of movie i'd like to sit at home and watch..and bawl my eyes out :(

[Two-Face]

i'm waiting for the dvd..it's the kind of movie i'd like to sit at home and watch..and bawl my eyes out :(

hehe you will like it if you like Babel.

[Two-Face]

This forum needs some jolie lovin.

:heart:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/jolie0508.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-wallpapers2.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-picture-4.jpg

:heart:

[jaguarr]

Her nickname is "Catwoman"? WTF? Why? :huh:

jag

<Phil Collins>And there's no reply at all...</Phil Collins>

jag

[Two-Face]

I don't know the reason why but it's just a nickname.

[jaguarr]

I don't know the reason why but it's just a nickname.

From who, though? I've never heard her called that until this thread.

jag

[Two-Face]

From who, though? I've never heard her called that until this thread.

jag


Imdb has it...


Doesn't matter tho? it's a nickname...

[jaguarr]

Imdb has it...

Yeah, probably the worst point of reference ever.


Doesn't matter tho? it's a nickname...

So we should just call you "The Babyraper" from now on? Doesn't matter. It's just a nickname. Nicknames need a valid point of reference/reason for being, IMHO. Some jackass on IMDB calling her Catwoman is hardly reason enough to perpetuate it.


jag

[Two-Face]

I do have a reason, Jolie has cat eyes if you know what I mean. That's why I think she's has a nickname.

If you look at other movie web sites they have her profile and always has a nicknames like "Angie, Catwoman, Bunny" so I'm not one nicknamed her "Catwoman".

[Steve Rogers]

I thought cats had yellow eyes. She doesn't have yellow eyes.

[Two-Face]

I thought cats had yellow eyes. She doesn't have yellow eyes.

I'm just....:csad:

[jaguarr]

I do have a reason, Jolie has cat eyes if you know what I mean. That's why I think she's has a nickname.

If you look at other movie web sites they have her profile and always has a nicknames like "Angie, Catwoman, Bunny" so I'm not one nicknamed her "Catwoman".

"Bunny"? This just keeps getting worse (and lamer).

jag

[DJ Kornphlake]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/dj_kornphlake/Jolie/angelina_jolie_16.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/dj_kornphlake/Jolie/64106_angelinajolie_jameswhite_insi.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/dj_kornphlake/Jolie/61f64_angie133.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/dj_kornphlake/Jolie/jolie3271024x768.jpg

[Two-Face]

"Bunny"? This just keeps getting worse (and lamer).

jag

Exactly that's why "catwoman" nickname suits her.


Love the pics DJ :heart:

[jaguarr]

Exactly that's why "catwoman" nickname suits her.


No, that's lame, too.

jag

[Two-Face]

No, that's lame, too.

jag

ok.

[Steve Rogers]

I'm just....:csad: Wow, thanks for clearing that up for me.:whatever:

[Jolie_Desastre]

oollldd picture

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9228/angie092505001zf3.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2053/unhcrjolieuk2.jpg
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7383/angelinajoliemaddox150xkg5.jpg
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3002/angelinabb6.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5272/angelinajolieinnightgowcm2.jpg

[lou2099]

the only pics of Angelina posted her should be ones before she got pin skinny.

[Two-Face]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2053/unhcrjolieuk2.jpg
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7383/angelinajoliemaddox150xkg5.jpg
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3002/angelinabb6.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5272/angelinajolieinnightgowcm2.jpg



:heart: the pics Jolie.

[Jolie_Desastre]

no problemo two face ;)

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3162/67x7oyxmw2.jpg

[Shuley]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2053/unhcrjolieuk2.jpg
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7383/angelinajoliemaddox150xkg5.jpg
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/3002/angelinabb6.jpg
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5272/angelinajolieinnightgowcm2.jpg

She looks adorable in the first pic...I wish I was her brother, then i'd be gettin some.

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-tattoo-buttocks.jpg


http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/01-angelina-jolie-1024x768.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-wallpapers2-1.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/4069/ajles50fo.jpg
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/4603/ajles26ru.jpg
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/1966/ajles13wj.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/4690/juliedennisbrothers00056ve.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1296/juliedennisbrothers00041my.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5586/juliedennisbrothers00079gl.jpg
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/9339/juliedennisbrothers00088hi.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3601/juliedennisbrothers00091ck.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/9307/georgeholz00131nd.jpg
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/6484/davidlachapelle00095nb.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1414/davidlachapelle00075mz.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/333/alluremagazine020100024im.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/4456/angelinajolie1024x768201700jk.jpg
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8131/angelinajolie1024x768201684ut.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9089/angelinajolie1024x768222783oe.jpg
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/2643/angelinajolie1024x768222727hx.jpg

[Two-Face]

She's so hot! :heart:

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie-3.jpg

[Dave McFly]

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/9307/georgeholz00131nd.jpg


that picture and the one of her wearing a red dress in the same pose is one of my all time favorite picture/pictures of her ever.

[Jolie_Desastre]

i loved that photoshoot

[Two-Face]

that picture and the one of her wearing a red dress in the same pose is one of my all time favorite picture/pictures of her ever.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/jolie_large.jpg




LADY IN RED

[Dave McFly]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/jolie_large.jpg




LADY IN RED

:wow: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! :woot::up:

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/jolieAP_450x300.jpg


http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie_wall_ccr_800_01.jpg

[terry78]

no problemo two face ;)

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/3162/67x7oyxmw2.jpg

I have said this time and time again...Angelina Jolie basically looks exactly like a Jim Lee drawing. You could more or less take any female character he's drawn, like Zealot, Wonder Woman, or whoever...she has that look.

[Two-Face]

I have to bring my woman back

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-1600x1200-02.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/Angelina_Jolie_Beige_Lingerie_Vogue.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

gorgeous pics :up:

[Two-Face]

Thanks JM.

[Shuley]

I don't normally look for Joile pics, but I saw these and thought she looked great in them.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/shuley76/angelina_jolie_vs2_top.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/shuley76/angelina_jolie_vs_top.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2182/01angelinajolie10070601po3.jpg

[Two-Face]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2182/01angelinajolie10070601po3.jpg

Too many Jolies.:heart:

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie_051.jpg

[bullets]

Too many Jolies.:heart:


there isnt enough

[Two-Face]

there isnt enough

Yeah, it's never enough of Jolies.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_wallpaper_1_1024.jpg

[chamber-music]

wow if you ever wondered what angelina would look like as a man, look no further than her brother.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/news/071029/james_haven.jpg
Even for brother and sister they extreamley a like. Perhaps their twins or something.

[batboy99]

I don't normally look for Joile pics, but I saw these and thought she looked great in them.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/shuley76/angelina_jolie_vs2_top.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/shuley76/angelina_jolie_vs_top.jpghow i miss this jolie :csad:

[MaskedManJRK]

Yeah, it's never enough of Jolies.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_wallpaper_1_1024.jpg

Love that tattoo on her lower back. :up:

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie_008.jpg

[Two-Face]

Love that tattoo on her lower back. :up:

Only looks sexy on her.:heart:

[chamber-music]

heres her making out with her brother again
http://i23.tinypic.com/a4m5h.jpg

[Two-Face]

edit.

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-wallpapers-1.jpg

[Drizzle]

heres her making out with her brother again
http://i23.tinypic.com/a4m5h.jpg

:dry:

This is why we need a vomiting smiley.

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina1high.jpg

[batboy99]

thats gross. shes still hot though!heres her making out with her brother again
http://i23.tinypic.com/a4m5h.jpg

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/200708131021380kinky-sex-angelina-j.jpg

[MaskedManJRK]

Only looks sexy on her.:heart:

Wouldn't go that far--can dig ink on a gal--but she certainly pulls it off well. :woot:

[Two-Face]

Wouldn't go that far--can dig ink on a gal--but she certainly pulls it off well. :woot:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-tatoos.jpg


Of course she does...

[Jolie_Desastre]

i love her lower back tattoo

[terry78]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/200708131021380kinky-sex-angelina-j.jpg

The Jolie Real Doll is probably selling like hotcakes.

[Two-Face]

The Jolie Real Doll is probably selling like hotcakes.

I'll buy that doll...:o :oldrazz:

[MaskedManJRK]

I'll buy that doll...:o :oldrazz:

...

Dude, you're treading into dangerous, JAL-territory with that. :wow:

[Two-Face]

...

Dude, you're treading into dangerous, JAL-territory with that. :wow:

Ok then, I won't buy it.

Seriously I was joking...:csad:

[dpm07]

I've been checking out these pictures, and I never cease to be amazed at how beautiful she is both inside and out. Most who know me on the boards, know how big a fan of Angie I am.

I would also like to point out that the latest rumor is that she and Brad may be expecting again, as addressed here (http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/confidential/showbuzz/index/0,25297,5010840-5026980-1,00.html).

[Two-Face]

5th child coming? congratulations Angie & Brad Pitt!

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/33394435.jpg


23,000 Posts! :yay: :up:

[DorkyFresh]

i love Angie, but she needs to scarf down some burgers once in a while. she's been too skinny lately...

[terry78]

Jolie is one of those rare cases that looks good without makeup.

[Two-Face]

Jolie is one of those rare cases that looks good without makeup.

Yeah Angelina doesn't need make-up I love her without it too.

i love Angie, but she needs to scarf down some burgers once in a while. she's been too skinny lately...


I agree but she's not that bad like other actress'.

[Jolie_Desastre]

she admitted she's lost a lot of weight since the death of her mother and she's slowly starting to gain the weight back

[KenK]

i love her lower back tattoo

That was the one she did "old-school" like how they do real tribal tattoos, right? No motorized/electric needles or anything. That had to hurt!

[Jolie_Desastre]

That was the one she did "old-school" like how they do real tribal tattoos, right? No motorized/electric needles or anything. That had to hurt!

oh yeah but i bet not as much as the one on her shoulder blade..that one she had done with a needle and hammer!

[Venomfan]

WB should get her right now, before she can do anything else for Catwoman in some Batman movie in the future. if she never plays catwoman it will be one of the biggest casting blunders in history:hyper:

[terry78]

Honestly, aside from the minority ones, she could play any damn female superheroine from the comics. She's got the bone structure of all of them. Basically any grown chick from Age of Apocolypse looks like her.

[Two-Face]

WB should get her right now, before she can do anything else for Catwoman in some Batman movie in the future. if she never plays catwoman it will be one of the biggest casting blunders in history:hyper:

Catwoman is a Batman Character so it will be best if Jolie played Selina first in a Batman movie.

[Venomfan]

Catwoman is a Batman Character so it will be best if Jolie played Selina first in a Batman movie.
isnt that what i said?

[KenK]

I've always said that she looks like how Jim Lee draws women.

[Two-Face]

isnt that what i said?

Sorry I misread that.:o

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/3595/wanted1vb3.jpg
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/6309/wanted2jf9.jpg
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9219/wanted3fx8.jpg
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6641/wanted4gd9.jpg
http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4660/wanted6um0.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/158/wanted7du7.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2892/wanted10ec9.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7458/wanted13ss6.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8208/wanted14ez9.jpg

[Two-Face]

Thanks for the Wanted pics :up:

[Dave McFly]

i agree, i am really looking forward to this film :woot:

[Two-Face]

Harvey: Me

Two-Face: And me!

:up:

[A.X.L]

Jolie is more of a joke these days than an actress though thanks to the media.

[Two-Face]

Jolie is more of a joke these days than an actress though thanks to the media.

What do you mean?

[Jolie_Desastre]

she's more famous for other things than her acting. when people see her now they don't automatically think of her as an actress.

[Jolie_Desastre]

Thanks for the Wanted pics :up:

no problem, i love the second picture from those caps

[flavio_lebeau]

I love the Magic of Cinema. Jolie was a skeleton on the pics released during filming Wanted, I thought she would be really ugly on this one, and yet she looks absolutely gorgeous on screen. Yummy. They really knew how to focus on her facial beauty and angles that doesn't make her look that much thin.

[Two-Face]

It's to time to bring this thread back...\

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/Angelina20Jolie20sleeping20in20bed.jpg


http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/tip1_5301.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina_jolie-5.jpg

[Jolie_Desastre]

love the black dress

[xXx]

B...e...a..utiful!

[Two-Face]

B...e...a..utiful!

I know she's so beautiful:heart:

love the black dress

Very Selina Kyle alike:wow:

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6189/angelinajoliepregnantee0.jpg

[Dave McFly]

I LOVE that picture of her, AJ is one of my all time favorites and i'm not just saying that because we are the same age (i'm 11 days older ;) ).

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-st-john-knits-fall-2.jpg

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/a174a2c4c173.jpg

[ComicChick]

i know you boys love her lips, but i think her eyes are her best feature.

i'm jealous of her eyebrows

[Two-Face]

i know you boys love her lips, but i think her eyes are her best feature.

i'm jealous of her eyebrows

I love everything about her...:heart:

[DJ Kornphlake]

i know you boys love her lips, but i think her eyes are her best feature.

i'm jealous of her eyebrows

Her eyes are def. her best feature.

[Mr. Socko]

Someone posted some pics of Angie in the Catwoman thread over on the Batman boards. She wasn't looking too good. She really needs to put a little a little weight back on.

[Two-Face]

Someone posted some pics of Angie in the Catwoman thread over on the Batman boards. She wasn't looking too good. She really needs to put a little a little weight back on.

It was the light or something....

[Jolie_Desastre]

Someone posted some pics of Angie in the Catwoman thread over on the Batman boards. She wasn't looking too good. She really needs to put a little a little weight back on.

nah i agree with this. it's a slow process, but hopefully she'll get a little healthier looking.

[Two-Face]

She can shoot me any day....

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/MrAndMrsSmith22.jpg

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-1.jpg

[LeChuck]

She can shoot me any day....

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/MrAndMrsSmith22.jpg
She looks like stevan segal.:boba:

[Two-Face]

Steven Segal is a man....

[Jolie_Desastre]

#1
http://www.empireonline.com/100sexiest/default.asp?star=1

[ComicChick]

you boys will be happy to know that there's a pic of jolie in the new Entertainment Weekly that looks like she's getting back to her healthy weight. I'll have to dig the pic up for yall later

[Two-Face]

you boys will be happy to know that there's a pic of jolie in the new Entertainment Weekly that looks like she's getting back to her healthy weight. I'll have to dig the pic up for yall later

Nobody will be happier than me. :heart:

[Two-Face]

#1
http://www.empireonline.com/100sexiest/default.asp?star=1


JAL posted that in Lounge, I lover her and her movies. :up:

[Super Kal]

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/6189/angelinajoliepregnantee0.jpg
holy crappin' crap :eek:

[Two-Face]

I love that pic too.

[Kritish]

You can't beat this pic...
http://www.celebrityunofficial.com/celebrity_photos/angelina_jolie/angelina_jolie_1.jpg

[Two-Face]

You can't beat this pic...
http://www.celebrityunofficial.com/celebrity_photos/angelina_jolie/angelina_jolie_1.jpg

That's from Mr and Mrs Smith movie, I love that scene....

makes me watch that movie.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

That's from Mr and Mrs Smith movie, I love that scene....

makes me watch that movie.Here's some pics of her yesterday at a New Orleans concert.http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/bradangiemad_concert1.jpg

http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/bradangiemad_concert2.jpg

[Two-Face]

Here's some pics of her yesterday at a New Orleans concert.http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/bradangiemad_concert1.jpg

http://tob.hollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/bradangiemad_concert2.jpg




Jolie doesn't look too bad there...

[Kelly]

I just saw her on the news in New Orleans where her, and the family are moving.....she is getting some of the weight back on......

I was so pissed at the media about all of that..........apparently none of them have lost a parent....

[Two-Face]

I just saw her on the news in New Orleans where her, and the family are moving.....she is getting some of the weight back on......

I was so pissed at the media about all of that..........apparently none of them have lost a parent....

Me too, Lucky I have a mum who's alive and well but I understand Jolie she loved her mother very much they were close from the mags I read but hopefully we see her return to good heath that's main thing.

[jaguarr]

Hahaha!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/e4/220px-Jenny_Shimizu.jpg

It never washes off, Angie.

jag

[Two-Face]

That pic just ruined this thread :csad:

[Mr Jide]

She can shoot me any day....

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/MrAndMrsSmith22.jpg

I want to "shoot" in and on her.

[Two-Face]

I want to "shoot" in and on her.

You can't....:cmad: :woot:

[Two-Face]

Here's something I found...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lK8ZfDgUgoU

[jaguarr]

http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_celebrities/s/shimizu_jenny/jenny_shimizu_01.jpg

jag

[Two-Face]

Stop it....

[jaguarr]

Why? She's a part of Angelina Jolie's history. You need to appreciate her for ALL that she is, not just the parts that you find beautiful. Everyone has ugliness. To not appreciate and acknowledge that is to not appreciate the entire person.

jag

[Two-Face]

No I only appreciate Angie that's all....

[Hunter Rider]

http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_celebrities/s/shimizu_jenny/jenny_shimizu_01.jpg

jag

Her arms appear to be sprouting from her hips. :huh:

[jaguarr]

No I only appreciate Angie that's all....

You didn't seem to complain at all when people were posting pictures of her ex-husbands. Jenny Shimuzu is just as much a part of Jolie's history as they are. What is your problem with her? Are you homophobic?

Her arms appear to be sprouting from her hips. :huh:


She was never quite the same after "the accident".

jag

[Two-Face]

You didn't seem to complain at all when people were posting pictures of her ex-husbands. Jenny Shimuzu is just as much a part of Jolie's history as they are. What is your problem with her? Are you homophobic?




She was never quite the same after "the accident".

jag


I don't care, post what you want.....:yay:


http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelina-jolie-0707-lg.jpg

[omid17]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/angelina_jolie_spy_big_2.jpg
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z277/venomwithin/angelina_jolie_spy_big_3.jpg

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

http://www.santadelic.com/chicks/jolie_large.jpg

[Mr Jide]

^^Cot damn, thats a fine ass pic!

[Two-Face]

http://www.santadelic.com/chicks/jolie_large.jpg




One of my favourites... :up: :heart:

[terry78]

http://www.clublez.com/movies/lesbian_celebrities/s/shimizu_jenny/jenny_shimizu_01.jpg

jag

A butch asian lesbian will always kill any erection.

[jaguarr]

A butch asian lesbian will always kill any erection.

That particular one will, anyway.

jag

[Mr. Socko]

A butch asian lesbian will always kill any erection.


I had completely forgotten about her and Jolie. Boy did that take over the tabloids.

[terry78]

Sandra Oh is teetering on the lesbo edge right now. She's gonna have to start ****ing some more dudes or something.

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/angelinajolieesquirejuly2007-3.jpg

[Kelly]

That is absolutely beautiful.

[LINK609]

One word, Beowulf.
I hated the movie, but...yeah.

[Two-Face]

One word, Beowulf.
I hated the movie, but...yeah.


I liked the movie and I don't know any man that can resists Angie.:grin:


Welcome to SHH

[jaguarr]

I guess Jolie is a big fan of the faux-hawk, because she not only makes her son wear his hair that way, she used to make Jenny wear it that way, too:

http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/gossip/uploads/2006/06/larapre3.jpg

jag

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/Angelina20Jolie20Maxim201201.jpg

[Golgo-13]

Has she ever came out and explained why she doesn't talk to her dad, Voight?

[Jolie_Desastre]

went on national television questioning her sanity..right after she adopted maddox

[Kelly]

Yep that was it...

[Golgo-13]

went on national television questioning her sanity..right after she adopted maddox

Damn. That was a little low for pops. :csad:

[Jolie_Desastre]

yep, he probably meant well, but that was really shallow of him to do. now he has to live everyday knowing he may never get to meet or get to know his grandkids.

[Kelly]

That was probably just the straw that as they say "broke the camels back..." she definitely was closer to her mother......and sometimes that causes a pretty big canyon between you and the other parent.....and if he said that in public, who the hell knows what he said in private.

[ComicChick]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/lotrfan185/Hotties/Angelina%20Jolie/jolie33.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/lotrfan185/Hotties/Angelina%20Jolie/jolie42.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/lotrfan185/Hotties/Angelina%20Jolie/jolie40.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/lotrfan185/Hotties/Angelina%20Jolie/jolie40.jpg

[Two-Face]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/lotrfan185/Hotties/Angelina%20Jolie/jolie33.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/lotrfan185/Hotties/Angelina%20Jolie/jolie42.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/lotrfan185/Hotties/Angelina%20Jolie/jolie40.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d74/lotrfan185/Hotties/Angelina%20Jolie/jolie40.jpg




I haven't seen these pics before, she's so beautiful :heart:


went on national television questioning her sanity..right after she adopted maddox


Woah! that's so low.....: :csad:

It's true Jolie was more close to her mother than Jon Voight anyways.

[Hunter Rider]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/606/angelinajoliefeet1c4df7bl6.jpg

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8202/angelinajoliefeetc52bf3vq9.jpg

[Abaddon]

She can shoot me any day....

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/MrAndMrsSmith22.jpg

I want to smell her.

[Two-Face]

I want to smell her.



I want to kiss her :heart:

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/845/383sm.jpg
http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/534/399yv.jpg

[WorthyStevens]

If this is true, then damn. Guess she hasn't learned anything from her relationship with her daddy.

"Angie doesn't change Shiloh's diapers or hold her when she cries," says a pal. "One time Shiloh was having a tantrum and Angie told Brad to quiet her down because she was upsetting the other kids."

http://nw.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=337302

[The observer]

I want to kiss her :heart:


i want to **** her

[Two-Face]

i want to **** her

No.....:cmad:

[The Predalien]

AJ is one of my favourite hottie actresses! I like her as an actress, plus she`s also very easy on the eye!
Love that BJ mouth of hers and everything about her!
She looked especially great in Mr & Mrs Smith! Hubba hubba! :hehe:

[The observer]

definately

[Two-Face]

AJ is one of my favourite hottie actresses! I like her as an actress, plus she`s also very easy on the eye!
Love that BJ mouth of hers and everything about her!
She looked especially great in Mr & Mrs Smith! Hubba hubba! :hehe:


Get in line.....:woot:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/2_Vogue_Jolie2_Kopie_1.gif

[Jolie_Desastre]

If this is true, then damn. Guess she hasn't learned anything from her relationship with her daddy.



http://nw.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=337302

if that's true, then that's just very very sad :(

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1103/inside013tv.jpg
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5780/inside031zr.jpg

[Two-Face]

I should be in that love picture..... :heart:

[The observer]

its Ok man, its Ok

[Jolie_Desastre]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1006/angelina0263qz.jpg
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/9701/angelina0014tc.jpg

[ComicChick]

when does Wanted come out? can't wait to see it!

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

The problem with Angelina Jolie if she was cast as catwoman, you'd be thinking "that's Angelina Jolie", not "that's catwoman".