You talkin' to me?" Movie Banter

[demento]

The first time I heard "Hear No Evil", I was like "whatever". But Max told me Frankie's story and the penny dropped. People love a good tragedy. People love handicaps, frankly. It gets them emotional. I'll get on that deaf train with a wheelchair ramp, no problem. First-class ticket, please.

- It's All Gone Pete Tong
"I admire its purity. A survivor. Unclouded by conscious, remorse, or delusions of morality."

- A L I E N

[SFII]

"I admire its purity. A survivor. Unclouded by conscious, remorse, or delusions of morality."

- A L I E N

"There's more than meets the eye with you."

- Transformers

[TLH]

"There's more than meets the eye with you."

- Transformers

"All this inside, it's not who I am. I am...I am more"

-Batman Begins.

[demento]

"All this inside, it's not who I am. I am...I am more"

-Batman Begins.
"You are something special! You are something special!"

- Little Shop of Horrors ('86)

[Armand Z Trip]

"You are something special! You are something special!"

- Little Shop of Horrors ('86)

I'm a man in search of his true self. How archetypically American can you get? We're all trying to fulfill ourselves, understand ourselves, get in touch with ourselves, face the reality of ourselves, explore ourselves, expand ourselves. Ever since we dispensed with God we've got nothing but ourselves to explain this meaningless horror of life.

- Altered States

[demento]

I'm a man in search of his true self. How archetypically American can you get? We're all trying to fulfill ourselves, understand ourselves, get in touch with ourselves, face the reality of ourselves, explore ourselves, expand ourselves. Ever since we dispensed with God we've got nothing but ourselves to explain this meaningless horror of life.

- Altered States
"Hey, cheer up. World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway."

- Strange Days

[Armand Z Trip]

"Hey, cheer up. World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway."

- Strange Days

Oh, my God. I gotta call my brother, my housekeeper, my lawyer. Nah, forget my lawyer.

- Independence Day

[SFII]

Oh, my God. I gotta call my brother, my housekeeper, my lawyer. Nah, forget my lawyer.

- Independence Day

"Forget White Castle, let's go get some p*ssy!"

- Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

[SodaPop]

"Forget White Castle, let's go get some p*ssy!"

- Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
I'd definetly bring protection
-The Ringer

[Ash J. Williams]

I'd definetly bring protection
-The Ringer
"It's just a puzzle box!"

- Hellraiser

[Armand Z Trip]

"It's just a puzzle box!"

- Hellraiser

Hello I'm Doctor Freud, but you may call me Siggy.

- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

[demento]

Hello I'm Doctor Freud, but you may call me Siggy.

- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!"

- Lethal Weapon

[SFII]

"Well, what do you wanna hear, man? Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it! Every single day! You know why I don't do it? This is gonna make you laugh! You know why I don't do it? The job! Doin' the job! Now that's the reason!"

- Lethal Weapon

"Harry, you're alive! ...and you're a lousy shot."

- Dumb & Dumber

[p.marlowe]

"Harry, you're alive! ...and you're a lousy shot."

- Dumb & Dumber

"Karl... (Speaking German)... Shoot the glass!"

- Die Hard

[Hotwire]

"Karl... (Speaking German)... Shoot the glass!"

- Die Hard
"Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do."

-Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls

[Armand Z Trip]

"Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do."

-Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls

No matter what you say Victor is going to hurt me, but not before he hurts a lot of you. I can prove everything, just give me a chance. In the mean time you have to do as I say otherwise Victor will walk free. If that happens...God help us all.

- Sidekick

[lordofthenerds]

No matter what you say Victor is going to hurt me, but not before he hurts a lot of you. I can prove everything, just give me a chance. In the mean time you have to do as I say otherwise Victor will walk free. If that happens...God help us all.

- Sidekick
"Well, he has an invitation... he is very well known... so, I think it would be good if he could come... just to show himself here."

- Master of the Flying Guillotine

[Armand Z Trip]

"Well, he has an invitation... he is very well known... so, I think it would be good if he could come... just to show himself here."

- Master of the Flying Guillotine

Ten times the brain, and ten times the human being. Meanwhile, you're bending over backwards for him. You are like the Uncle Tom of the Jews.

- Quiz Show

[Ash J. Williams]

Ten times the brain, and ten times the human being. Meanwhile, you're bending over backwards for him. You are like the Uncle Tom of the Jews.

- Quiz Show
"I missed the part where that's my problem."

- Spider-Man

[Armand Z Trip]

"I missed the part where that's my problem."

- Spider-Man

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

- The Empire Strikes Back

[demento]

I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

- The Empire Strikes Back
"I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?"

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[Armand Z Trip]

"I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?"

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Well, that's a very genteel way of asking if I come from old money.

- Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

[Wesley Dodds]

"If you want my secrets, you'll eat my sandwich!"
- Dan Ackroyd, My Stepmom's An Alien

[lordofthenerds]

"If you want my secrets, you'll eat my sandwich!"
- Dan Ackroyd, My Stepmom's An Alien
"Fine, if I eat the cat poop, will you bring me a steak? [eats the cat poop] Oh God. I'll eat the whole hunk of ****. I don't care.

- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

[Ash J. Williams]

"Fine, if I eat the cat poop, will you bring me a steak? [eats the cat poop] Oh God. I'll eat the whole hunk of ****. I don't care.

- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"I still think you are strange, but I'm starting to get used to it, and..."

- Vroom

[BizarroAids]

"Fine, if I eat the cat poop, will you bring me a steak? [eats the cat poop] Oh God. I'll eat the whole hunk of ****. I don't care.

- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"I didn't realize they stacked s*** that high"

-Full Metal Jacket

[Ash J. Williams]

"I didn't realize they stacked s*** that high"

-Full Metal Jacket
"You remind me of someone I once knew."

- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

[lordofthenerds]

"You remind me of someone I once knew."

- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
"Damn it, Lawrence, I'm your brother."

- Gettysburg

[Clouseau]

"Damn it, Lawrence, I'm your brother."

- Gettysburg
"Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?"

-National Security

[demento]

"Do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?"

-National Security
"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas..."

- Apocalypse Now

[lordofthenerds]

"Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas..."

- Apocalypse Now
"Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up. [holding a container and a tissue] And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys?"

- Transformers

[Armand Z Trip]

"Okay, chiefie. Time to fill her up. [holding a container and a tissue] And no drippy-drippy. What are you rolling? Whippets? Goof balls? A little wowie sauce with the boys?"

- Transformers

That's my statement. Write it down and shove it up your ***. Now either charge me with something or let me the **** out of here.

- The Last Boyscout

[demento]

That's my statement. Write it down and shove it up your ***. Now either charge me with something or let me the **** out of here.

- The Last Boyscout
"Lincoln Sternn - you you stand here accused of twelve counts of murder in the first degree... fourteen counts of armed theft of Federation property... twenty-two counts of piracy in high space... eighteen counts of fraud... thirty-seven counts of rape, and one moving violation. How do you plead?"

- Heavy Metal

[jokersminion]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone With the Wind

[lordofthenerds]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone With the Wind
"[makes a buzzer noise] I'm sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question! But thank you for playing."

- Batman Forever

[demento]

"[makes a buzzer noise] I'm sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question! But thank you for playing."

- Batman Forever
"WHAT... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail

[Ash J. Williams]

"WHAT... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail
"Excuse me. You need to go back to grad school."

- Donnie Darko

[jokersminion]

"Your mom goes to college"

-Nepoleon Dynamite

[Alpha and Omega]

"Your mom goes to college"

-Nepoleon Dynamite

“You don’t know how lucky you are, you know. Everybody wants to go to Des Moines. People come from all over the world just to get one look at Des Moines before they die.”



- Terms of Endearment -

[Ace of Knaves]

"Bull-5hit, i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

Full Metal Jacket

[Magenta666]

"Bull-5hit, i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
"It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

Full Metal Jacket

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

-Fight Club

[Ace of Knaves]

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

-Fight Club


"You're just a freak..........LIKE ME!!!!!"

TDK

[Magenta666]

"You're just a freak..........LIKE ME!!!!!"

TDK

INCONCEIVABLE

-Princess Bride

[Ace of Knaves]

"I'm the Daddy now, understand? I'M THE DADDY NOW!!!!"

Scum

[Ace of Knaves]

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

Alex-A Clockwork Orange

[BlackLantern]

"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

Alex-A Clockwork Orange

"Shut up Ok....shut the **** up"

-Live Free or Die Hard

[Ace of Knaves]

"when you absolutely, positvely gotsta kill every mutha ****a in the room, accept no substitutes"

-Jackie Brown

[Magenta666]

"We cant stop here! This is Bat Country!"

-fear and loathing

[demento]

This thread has gone way off track, so here are the rules for the uninitiated:


The Movie Banter Thread Rules:

1) The idea is to have a 'conversation' with your fellow posters using movie quotes, not to post your favorite arbitrary lines. THIS IS NOT THE MOVIE ASSOCIATION THREAD SO KEEP IT IN CONTEXT WITH THE PREVIOUS POST! If your quote obviously has nothing to do with the 'conversation' it will be skipped over.

2) No cussin' just for the sake of it. It's fine if part of a good quote and so long as it's in context with the quote you're replying to and not gratuitous.

3) NO ONE WORD QUOTES OF ANY KIND!!!

4) No repeating the same quote unless it's a few thread pages away. Replies cannot reference the same movie quoted in the previous post. Bottom line: try to mix it up a bit.

5) Please refresh the thread before you post to be sure that you're replying to the latest entry. This is to help keep things from getting jumbled and people getting skipped over.

6) PULL FROM FICTIONAL CINEMA ONLY. NO LIVE COMEDY, DOCUMENTARIES OR THE LIKE AND MOST DEFINITELY NO TV.

7) You must have the quote and movie correct or you may be beaten about the head and face. Try www.imdb.com for reference.

Other Resources:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie-transcripts-a.html

http://www.imsdb.com/

http://www.moviequotes.com/

http://www.simplyscripts.com/index.html


That's it. Have fun!

[demento]

"Shut up Ok....shut the **** up"

-Live Free or Die Hard
"I'm not talking... stopped talking. I'm not talking now. Be the ball."

- Caddyshack

[BlackLantern]

"I'm not talking... stopped talking. I'm not talking now. Be the ball."

- Caddyshack

"There is a perfect swing out there....trying to find each and every one of us..."

-The Legend Of Bagger Vance

[Ace of Knaves]

"You wanna watch aht, coz i'm gonna be just like you uncle, nah......i'm gonna be a REAL RocknRolla"

-Johhny Quid-RocknRolla

[demento]

"You wanna watch aht, coz i'm gonna be just like you uncle, nah......i'm gonna be a REAL RocknRolla"

-Johhny Quid-RocknRolla
"I'm just glad you got so good at guitar... even without a sense of smell!"

- Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

[Ace of Knaves]

"It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he ****ing should be."

-Snatch

[Aristotle]

"I feel good today Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money, then you know what we're gonna do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy and I'ma **** this ***** and I'ma **** this *****....I'LL **** ANYTHING THAT MOVES!"--Clerks

[Armand Z Trip]

"I'm just glad you got so good at guitar... even without a sense of smell!"

- Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here [taps their chests] in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "**** you" to the people you hate. Now you can stay out here and fight on the ground and cry like babies, or you can go in there like friends and rock. So, what's it gonna be?

- Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

[Ace of Knaves]

Thats your shadow on the wall. You can't get rid of your shadow.....can you Wayne?

Mickey Knoxx-Natural Born Killers

[citizenpain]

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ****ing crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

david mills in se7en

[lordofthenerds]

I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how ****ing crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?

david mills in se7en
"[sobbing in front of Dr. Banks] I am not crazy! I'm just a little emotional right now, ok? Ya'll throwing all this stuff at me, man! Look, I mean, after this is over, can I like get a hug from you or something?"

- Armageddon

[Ace of Knaves]

"Are you a bug Bill Murrey?"

RZA-Coffee and Cigarettes

[Go Web Go!]

"Are you a bug Bill Murrey?"

RZA-Coffee and Cigarettes


No. I'm a Post Man.

-The Post Man

[Abstract]

You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting. Now all I need is your credit card number...

- Unbreakable

[p.marlowe]

You made that decision, and I find that very, very interesting. Now all I need is your credit card number...

- Unbreakable

"You like apples? I got her number! How do ya like them apples?"

- Good Will Hunting

[Doctor Jones]

"Can I have an advance?"

Spider-Man 2

[demento]

"Can I have an advance?"

Spider-Man 2

"What am I, ****in' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in $10 everyday for a year and she finally got her couch Rent-A-Center Style?"

- Good Will Hunting

[Ace of Knaves]

You talking to me?

[lou2099]

You talking to me?"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

-Pulp Fiction

[Doctor Jones]

"And I thought my jokes were bad."

The Dark Knight

[Sensi]

"Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. [Bell rings, students rise to leave] But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!"


Animal House

[citizenpain]

Nina [passing out cake]: Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece... and I was told...
Nina: Just pass.
[Milton continues passing the cake. Everybody has a piece except for him.]
Milton Waddams [muttering to self]: I could set the building on fire...

office space.

[Doctor Jones]

"We're going to do it."

Mission Impossible

[citizenpain]

"hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. it's not a goddamn seminar. stop trying to control everything and just let go. let go!"

fight club

[Armand Z Trip]

"hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat. it's not a goddamn seminar. stop trying to control everything and just let go. let go!"

fight club

So what does this all mean? Bobo was doing his job, he got tortured. Candy cheated like hell, she got to heaven. The townspeople killed a cop and they got miracles. The mayor corrupted everybody and he gets re-elected. The priest renounced his vows and got married. I loved like a mad man and I'm gonna get executed. Is this supposed to be funny? I'm afraid God is sending us all a message, if you can't take a joke, go **** yourself.

- Picking up the Pieces

[p.marlowe]

So what does this all mean? Bobo was doing his job, he got tortured. Candy cheated like hell, she got to heaven. The townspeople killed a cop and they got miracles. The mayor corrupted everybody and he gets re-elected. The priest renounced his vows and got married. I loved like a mad man and I'm gonna get executed. Is this supposed to be funny? I'm afraid God is sending us all a message, if you can't take a joke, go **** yourself.

- Picking up the Pieces

"Shut the **** up man! You ain't my daddy! ...Are you?"

- The Great White Hype

[lou2099]

"Shut the **** up man! You ain't my daddy! ...Are you?"- The Great White Hype
Tell Daddy how you want it.
S.W.A.T. (among others)

[p.marlowe]

Tell Daddy how you want it.
S.W.A.T. (among others)

"I want them to stop looking to me for answers, begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy."

-Field of Dreams

[Ace of Knaves]

Get Nick, that greasy, pesamengi, gremoray Greek bastard round ere nah!! If he's stupid enough to still be on this planet!!!

Ronnie Breaker-Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

[p.marlowe]

Get Nick, that greasy, pesamengi, gremoray Greek bastard round ere nah!! If he's stupid enough to still be on this planet!!!

Ronnie Breaker-Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels


"You need to slow down. there's a delay from the time directions are relayed from Surveillance to JOC, and then to me. Over..."

- Black Hawk Down

[RAMORE]

"In all the Gin Joints in all the Towns in all the World she walks into mine."

~Casablanca

[Ash J. Williams]

"In all the Gin Joints in all the Towns in all the World she walks into mine."

~Casablanca
"Ah, people were always lousy...but there was a world, once."

- Soylent Green

[lordofthenerds]

"Ah, people were always lousy...but there was a world, once."

- Soylent Green
"That don't carry much weight with Darryl. He already thinks you're out of your mind."

- Thelma & Louise

[Ace of Knaves]

"I like to keep this handy, for close encounters."

Aliens.

[demento]

"I like to keep this handy, for close encounters."

Aliens.
"Put your pants on, Spartacus!"

- One, Two, Three

[lordofthenerds]

"Put your pants on, Spartacus!"

- One, Two, Three
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?"

- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

[p.marlowe]

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?"

- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

"Do I look like I give a damn?"

- Casino Royale (2006)

[Doctor Jones]

"DO I LOOK LIKE A COP?!!"

- Batman Begins

[demento]

"DO I LOOK LIKE A COP?!!"

- Batman Begins
"I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th- [sniffs] Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' xxxx around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. Xxxx you, man. Ala oo akba."

- Beverly Hills Cop II

[ih8nyy]

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces."

- Pulp Fiction

[Ace of Knaves]

"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces."

- Pulp Fiction


"Wanna know why I use a knife...?"

-TDK

[ih8nyy]

"Wanna know why I use a knife...?"

-TDK


"In the court ruling US vs. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incineration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one to me."

-Fletch

[Ace of Knaves]

"In the court ruling US vs. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incineration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one to me."

-Fletch

"You talking about killing? Hmmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads..."

-Platoon

[ih8nyy]

"You talking about killing? Hmmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads..."

-Platoon


"I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?"

- 40 Year Old Virgin

[p.marlowe]

"I mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people at the frame store laugh when you brought this in?"

- 40 Year Old Virgin

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way! Now... Are you ready to do that? Are you prepared to do that?"

- The Untouchables

[ih8nyy]

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way! Now... Are you ready to do that? Are you prepared to do that?"

- The Untouchables

"Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back and the press'll think you're colorful. Until you win 20 in the show however, ....... it means you are a slob."

-Bull Durham

[citizenpain]

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day... it's all downhill from here." - American Beauty

[ih8nyy]

"Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day... it's all downhill from here." - American Beauty

"Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy, is a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't...."

-Slap Shot

[p.marlowe]

"Reg, Reg, that reminds me. I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy, is a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't...."

-Slap Shot

"Control... Control... You must learn control!"

- The Empire Strikes Back

[Ace of Knaves]

"Control... Control... You must learn control!"

- The Empire Strikes Back

"I want you to get this **** where he breathes. I want you to find this nancy-boy Elliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burnt to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!!"

-The Untouchables

[ih8nyy]

"I want you to get this **** where he breathes. I want you to find this nancy-boy Elliot Ness, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burnt to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!!"

-The Untouchables


" 'My Mother', by Jack Byrnes. You gave me life, You gave me milk, You gave me courage. Your name was Angela, An angel from Heaven, But you were also an angel of God, And he needed you too. I selfishly tried to hold on to you, While the cancer ate away at your organs, Like an unstoppable rebel force. And now we'll meet in Heaven, And I shall see you....... Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore."

- Meet the Parents

[BlackLantern]

" 'My Mother', by Jack Byrnes. You gave me life, You gave me milk, You gave me courage. Your name was Angela, An angel from Heaven, But you were also an angel of God, And he needed you too. I selfishly tried to hold on to you, While the cancer ate away at your organs, Like an unstoppable rebel force. And now we'll meet in Heaven, And I shall see you....... Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore."

- Meet the Parents

"Find your ****ing fangs and get on board....what the **** is wrong with you...seriously....what is wrong with you??"

-Smokin' Aces

[lordofthenerds]

"Find your ****ing fangs and get on board....what the **** is wrong with you...seriously....what is wrong with you??"

-Smokin' Aces
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

- American Psycho

[p.marlowe]

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

- American Psycho

"You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candywrapper doing there? Don't you see it? WELL PICK IT UP!!"

- Caddyshack

[ih8nyy]

"You owe me one gumball machine. What's that candywrapper doing there? Don't you see it? WELL PICK IT UP!!"

- Caddyshack

"Tell em Large Marge sent ya!"

- Pee Wee's Big Adventure

[Ace of Knaves]

"Tell em Large Marge sent ya!"

- Pee Wee's Big Adventure

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile!"

-Batman

[ih8nyy]

"Nice Beaver."

- The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[p.marlowe]

"Nice Beaver."

- The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

"N-R-C. You know what this is? This thing detects accumulated radiation. They wear these things in nuclear power plants. I used to be a nuclear physicist... (dude listening to him gives a funny look) I saw it on TV."

- C.H.U.D.

[ih8nyy]

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka."

- Stripes

[demento]

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka."

- Stripes
"[sees Jones] Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine."

- Heartbreak Ridge

[The Navigator]

"[sees Jones] Well, well, well, well. I'm here to tell you that life as you knew it has ended. You all may as well go into town tonight. You may as well laugh and make fools out of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers against your honies or stick it in a knothole in the fence but whatever it is, get rid of it. Because at 0600 tomorrow your ass is mine."

- Heartbreak Ridge

"You Limeys can be pretty touchy about trespassing."

-Dr. No

[Ash J. Williams]

"You Limeys can be pretty touchy about trespassing."

-Dr. No
"Initiative comes to thems that wait."

- A Clockwork Orange

[ih8nyy]

"Anyone gets hit, sing out. Slap iron to it. It's the fastest way to stop the bleeding."

- The Outlaw Josey Wales

[citizenpain]

"nobody makes me bleed my own blood! nobody!"

- dodgeball: a true underdog story

[p.marlowe]

"nobody makes me bleed my own blood! nobody!"

- dodgeball: a true underdog story

"Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man."

- The Big Lebowski

[ih8nyy]

"Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man."

- The Big Lebowski


"You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice."

- Youngblood

[Johnny Drama]

"You can learn to punch in the barn, but you gotta learn to survive on the ice."

- Youngblood

The iceman cometh!

-Batman and Robin

[p.marlowe]

The iceman cometh!

-Batman and Robin

"See ya at da party Richter!" (throws Richters arms down to him)

- Total Recall

[lordofthenerds]

"See ya at da party Richter!" (throws Richters arms down to him)

- Total Recall
"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics there. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. 'Oh... Oh... Oh!' You know what I'm talkin' about. 'Oh!'"

- Office Space

[Shaolin Kenobi]

You're right... no human being would stack books like this."

-Ghostbusters

[Bruce Banner]

You're right... no human being would stack books like this."

-Ghostbusters

HEY SWEDENS!

The Thing

[Clouseau]

HEY SWEDENS!

The Thing
Mister, I guess me and the Swede were about as close as two guys can get. For nearly two years we weren't more than eight and a half feet apart. That's how big the cell was.

- The Killers (1946)

[MST3K 4ever]

Mister, I guess me and the Swede were about as close as two guys can get. For nearly two years we weren't more than eight and a half feet apart. That's how big the cell was.

- The Killers (1946)

"And what did you do at the prison"

--Theif (1981)

[Clouseau]

"And what did you do at the prison"

--Theif (1981)
" I asked for nothing, I expected nothing and I got nothing."

- Jailhouse Rock

[mongoose-mania]

"Anything else I can show you?"

-Mrs. Doubtfire

[Ace of Knaves]

"You're on thin ****ing ice my pedigree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks...now **** off!"

-Brick Top Snatch

[DarKJediKnight]

"No. Not while I'm awake."

- Wade Wilson, X-Men Origins: Wolverine

[Masamune]

"You're on thin ****ing ice my pedigree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks...now **** off!"

-Brick Top Snatch
Get the **** out of here, Tommy!

-Goodfellas

[Masquerade]

"You're gonna die, clown!"

- Happy Gilmore

[Sensi]

With respect, sir, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand.

The Dark Knight

[lordofthenerds]

With respect, sir, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand.

The Dark Knight
"He looks like Elton John, only more gay."

- House of Wax

[Sensi]

"He looks like Elton John, only more gay."

- House of Wax

Miss Idgie says everybody else will be calling him that, we might as well be the first.


-Fried Green Tomatoes

[Great Pretender]

"Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was."

-Back To The Future II

[Sensi]

"Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was."

-Back To The Future II

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

-Die Hard

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095016/)

[Great Pretender]

"A fly. Am I becoming a hundred-and-eighty-five-pound fly?"

-The Fly (1986)

[Sensi]

You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened.

-The Bourne Identity


(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258463/) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0258463/)

[Great Pretender]

"Well, the machine went haywire and the rocks got crushed up and mixed with the water, and it got onto Cliff. Mr. Slate, I'm sorry!"

-The Flintstones

[Sensi]

"Well, the machine went haywire and the rocks got crushed up and mixed with the water, and it got onto Cliff. Mr. Slate, I'm sorry!"

-The Flintstones

Yeah, okay, but what does that mean?

-Mad Max 2

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082694/)

[kingman]

Yeah, okay, but what does that mean?

-Mad Max 2

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082694/)

He was quoting the Bible, Revelations. "Behold the pale horse". The man who "sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him".

- Tombstone

[Sensi]

He was quoting the Bible, Revelations. "Behold the pale horse". The man who "sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him".

- Tombstone

I gotta hand it to you, George. You certainly do have a talent for trivializin' the momentous and complicatin' the obvious. You ever considered runnin' for Congress?

Gettysburg

[Vengeance]

I gotta hand it to you, George. You certainly do have a talent for trivializin' the momentous and complicatin' the obvious. You ever considered runnin' for Congress?

Gettysburg

And at the same time I was...employing my other talent, lovemaking.

Sweet Bird of Youth

[Sensi]

And at the same time I was...employing my other talent, lovemaking.

Sweet Bird of Youth




You brought me back to life.

- Sex and the City

[Vengeance]

You brought me back to life.

- Sex and the City

You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big, but right now, I gotta go.

- Garden State

[lordofthenerds]

You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big, but right now, I gotta go.

- Garden State
"Hey, don't leave me here! I'm anti-Semitic!"

- Cast a Giant Shadow

[Sensi]

"Hey, don't leave me here! I'm anti-Semitic!"

- Cast a Giant Shadow


Hmm. That's something I've never heard before. You mean this literally, I take it?

- Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

[Vengeance]

Hmm. That's something I've never heard before. You mean this literally, I take it?

- Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your wrist off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?

-Hitch

[Sensi]

This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your wrist off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?

-Hitch


Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog.

-Juno

[Vengeance]

Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog.

-Juno

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

-The Dark Knight

[Sensi]

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

-The Dark Knight


Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!

Turner & Hooch

[Vengeance]

Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!

Turner & Hooch

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

-Elephant Man

[Bruce Banner]

Well, then it suits you.

-Fight Club

[Sensi]

Well, then it suits you.

-Fight Club

Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic, just like you. Who am I now? Account manager? Assassin? Just another tool who was mind-****ed into killing his father. I am all of these. I am none of these. Who am I now? This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This is not me following in my father's footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world.

-Wanted

[Vengeance]

Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic, just like you. Who am I now? Account manager? Assassin? Just another tool who was mind-****ed into killing his father. I am all of these. I am none of these. Who am I now? This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This is not me following in my father's footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world.

-Wanted

Am I supposed to buy you some diamond ring now?

-That Thing You Do!

[Sensi]

Am I supposed to buy you some diamond ring now?

-That Thing You Do!

And if that mockingbird don't sing, then... Greg is gonna buy you a... diamond ring. And if that diamond ring gets sold, then... Greg is gonna feel like a... big *******.


- Meet the Fockers

[Vengeance]

And if that mockingbird don't sing, then... Greg is gonna buy you a... diamond ring. And if that diamond ring gets sold, then... Greg is gonna feel like a... big *******.


- Meet the Fockers

That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw.

-Shanghai Knights

[Sensi]

That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw.

-Shanghai Knights

That's quite an American accomplishment.


-The Weather Man

[Vengeance]

That's quite an American accomplishment.


-The Weather Man

We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.

-Bruce Almighty

[Sensi]

We have a new record. Cue the cheesy inspirational music.

-Bruce Almighty

Are you concentrating on the game? Or are you lusting at the feet of your soon-to-be wife?

-You, Me and Dupree

[Vengeance]

Are you concentrating on the game? Or are you lusting at the feet of your soon-to-be wife?

-You, Me and Dupree

I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.

-Shanghai Knights

[Sensi]

I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.

-Shanghai Knights

Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?

-Sleepless in Seattle

[Vengeance]

Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?

-Sleepless in Seattle

No, no. That wasn't the one I said.

-Garden State

[demento]

No, no. That wasn't the one I said.

-Garden State
"Remember that night under the roller coaster? We parked under the rain and got those little bottles of Jack. That was the first time you told me you loved me."

- Push

[Sensi]

"Remember that night under the roller coaster? We parked under the rain and got those little bottles of Jack. That was the first time you told me you loved me."

- Push

I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

- You've Got Mail

[Vengeance]

I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.

- You've Got Mail

You're not leaving! There's a madman in there with his hand on a... ON A BUTTON!

-The Rock

[demento]

You're not leaving! There's a madman in there with his hand on a... ON A BUTTON!

-The Rock

"He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off!"

- The Cannonball Run

[Sensi]

"He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your goddamn doors off!"

- The Cannonball Run



I want anyone caught with one of those masks arrested!

- V for Vendetta

[Vengeance]

I want anyone caught with one of those masks arrested!

- V for Vendetta

Just take off that mask and let him come find you. Or do you want to let a couple more people get killed while you make your mind?

-The Dark Knight

[demento]

Just take off that mask and let him come find you. Or do you want to let a couple more people get killed while you make your mind?

-The Dark Knight
"Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague."

- Snatch

[Bruce Banner]

"Just give me one minute to confer with my colleague."

- Snatch


Theres no time!

-Die Hard with a vengeance

[webhead9707]

use the force!


-obi-wan

[demento]

Theres no time!

-Die Hard with a vengeance
"Don't. Push. Me. Cause. I'm. Close. To. The. Edge. I'm. Try-ing. Not. To. Lose. My. Head. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."

- American Wedding

[Sensi]

"Don't. Push. Me. Cause. I'm. Close. To. The. Edge. I'm. Try-ing. Not. To. Lose. My. Head. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."

- American Wedding

Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you know if you let people walk over you now, they'll be walking over you for the rest of your life! Look at me. You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in this slop house?

- Back to the Future

[demento]

Stand tall, boy. Have some respect for yourself. Don't you know if you let people walk over you now, they'll be walking over you for the rest of your life! Look at me. You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in this slop house?

- Back to the Future
"Cue the cheesy inspirational music."

- Bruce Almighty

[Sensi]

"Cue the cheesy inspirational music."

- Bruce Almighty

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yourself.

- The Departed

[Vengeance]

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yourself.

- The Departed

You know you smoke too much of that ****, that **** gonna rob you of your own ambition.

-Jackie Brown

[Sensi]

You know you smoke too much of that ****, that **** gonna rob you of your own ambition.

-Jackie Brown

You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave.

- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

[Vengeance]

You know what? I'm not even going to talk to you. Would you please leave.

- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

We should leave directly after the enthronement, the Chinese won't expect it.

-Seven Years in Tibet

[Sensi]

We should leave directly after the enthronement, the Chinese won't expect it.

-Seven Years in Tibet

Do i need a passport?

-Bon Cop Bad Cop

[Vengeance]

Do i need a passport?

-Bon Cop Bad Cop

Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on

-Blazing Saddles

[Sensi]

Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on

-Blazing Saddles

You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.

-Ocean's Eleven

[Vengeance]

You know, I've tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh... uh... uh... uh... aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my... social agenda, you know what I mean.

-Ocean's Eleven

Gloves? Man, you don't need gloves! This is the new age! Check it out.

-Gone In Sixty Seconds

[demento]

Gloves? Man, you don't need gloves! This is the new age! Check it out.

-Gone In Sixty Seconds
"Poppa - go put your pants on!"

- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

[Sensi]

"Poppa - go put your pants on!"

- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

I'm ready, ready for the big ride baby!


-Face/Off

[Bruce Banner]

I'm ready, ready for the big ride baby!


-Face/Off

He forgot to buckle up.

-Lethal Weapon 3

[Vengeance]

He forgot to buckle up.

-Lethal Weapon 3

Okay... look, just slow it down huh? And... uh buckle up for saftey.

-Child's Play 2

[Sensi]

Okay... look, just slow it down huh? And... uh buckle up for saftey.

-Child's Play 2

Uh... I don't think so.


-The Lost World: Jurassic Park

[Vengeance]

Uh... I don't think so.


-The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.

-Ocean's Eleven

[demento]

Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.

-Ocean's Eleven
"In the fortress you will need more than men and swords. You will need the power of the glave."

- Krull

[Sensi]

"In the fortress you will need more than men and swords. You will need the power of the glave."

- Krull

I HAVE THE POWER!

-Masters of the Universe

[Vengeance]

I HAVE THE POWER!

-Masters of the Universe

Blue power, *************! Miami PD!

-Bad Boys II

[Sensi]

Blue power, *************! Miami PD!

-Bad Boys II

Jesus Christ, David! You went in without a warrant. You put a suspect in your trunk. All that's left of him fits in a sandwich bag. Do you think that's normal?!

Bon Cop Bad Cop

[Vengeance]

Jesus Christ, David! You went in without a warrant. You put a suspect in your trunk. All that's left of him fits in a sandwich bag. Do you think that's normal?!

Bon Cop Bad Cop

What's normal anyways?

-Forrest Gump

[Sensi]

What's normal anyways?

-Forrest Gump

And from one business women to another? two words ? pants suit.

- Analyze That

[demento]

And from one business women to another? two words ? pants suit.

- Analyze That
"The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons."

- Breach

[Vengeance]

"The world doesn't need anymore Hillary Clintons."

- Breach

World needs plenty of bartenders.. two weeks, with pay!

- The Departed

[lordofthenerds]

World needs plenty of bartenders.. two weeks, with pay!

- The Departed
"I knew I picked a bad week to quit snorting hash."

- Deja Vu

[Vengeance]

"I knew I picked a bad week to quit snorting hash."

- Deja Vu

You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies! You're a bad, bad Rastafarian.

-EuroTrip

[Indrid Cold]

You sold us a bad batch of hash brownies! You're a bad, bad Rastafarian.

-EuroTrip

Cold? I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!

-Cool Runnings

[Aesop Rocks]

Chill out

Batman & Robin.

[C.F. Kane]

Chill out

Batman & Robin.

"F*** you with your chill pill"

- Jackie Brown

[Vengeance]

"F*** you with your chill pill"

- Jackie Brown

"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

- The Matrix

[Sensi]

What is the use of repeating all that stuff, if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far the most confusing thing I ever heard!

- Alice in Wonderland

[Vengeance]

What is the use of repeating all that stuff, if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far the most confusing thing I ever heard!

- Alice in Wonderland

Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.

- Snatch

[Sensi]

Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.

- Snatch

You will listen to me! LISTEN!


-Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

[Vengeance]

You will listen to me! LISTEN!


-Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

You're thinking, I wish he'd shut up and kiss me

-Celebrity

[Sensi]

You're thinking, I wish he'd shut up and kiss me

-Celebrity


awe sure, how do you take it, couple cubes of kiss my ass?

-Men in Black 2

[Vengeance]

awe sure, how do you take it, couple cubes of kiss my ass?

-Men in Black 2

How about a hug?

-Shrek The Third

[Sensi]

How about a hug?

-Shrek The Third

Maybe I should just hold my breath.

Apollo 13

[[rono]]

Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS.

- Shrek

[J'adore]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

- Gone with the wind

[Sensi]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

- Gone with the wind


Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old.

- Philadelphia

[J'adore]

You are such a little girl

- Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

[Sensi]

You are such a little girl

- Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

I'm 18 and I can say "**** You!"

- SLC Punk!
:oldrazz:

[J'adore]

That's not important right now.

-Scary Movie 4

[Sensi]

That's not important right now.

-Scary Movie 4


I'm not sure how to take that

-Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

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