You talkin' to me?" Movie Banter

[D4rkShaDoWz]

same rules as last one: :woot:

last thread here: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=114058

"It's time to pay, Marko!"

- Spider-Man 3

[DX]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse..."

- The Godfather

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"If I were you, I would hope we don't meet again."

- Matrix Reloaded

[DX]

"I am your father"

- Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"You told me my parents died in a car crash!"
- Harry Potter

[DX]

"I lied"

- The Mask

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"I feel like I'm gonna throw up. "

- Terminator

[DX]

"I'm gonna go and get the papers, get the papers."

- Goodfellas

[Symbiotic]

"If you ever come back, we'll kill ya!"
- The Lion King

[DX]

"You IDIOT! You made me, remember?"

- Batman

[Symbiotic]

"I remember. I remember everything."
- The Bourne Ultimatum

[DX]

"Do you remember what you did to me?"

- Spider-Man 3

[Symbiotic]

"Get over it."
- Blade

[DX]

"Nevah!"

- Batman Begins

[Symbiotic]

"Shut your G*****n mouth! From now on, do as you're told!"
- Firewall

[DX]

"You wanna play rough? OK!"

- Scarface

[Symbiotic]

"Morgan, calm down."
- Signs

[DX]

"I have you now"

- Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

[MST3K 4ever]

"I have you now"

- Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

"Come on Khan, you know I'm gonna stop you."
--The Shadow

[DX]

"Bring it!"

- Transformers

[Fledermaus]

"Bring it!"

- Transformers

"Oh, it's already been brought-en."

- Not Another Teen Movie

[DX]

"I take you all to f***ing hell!"

- Scarface

[demento]

"I take you all to f***ing hell!"

- Scarface
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we..."

- The Mummy Returns

[DX]

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we..."

- The Mummy Returns
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

[MST3K 4ever]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

"Lighten up Francis. Who knows maybe one of these men will save your life someday."
--Stripes

[DX]

"That's why it's so important,...it seperates us from them."

- Batman Begins

[demento]

"That's why it's so important,...it seperates us from them."

- Batman Begins
"HEY! MELLOW OUT, MAN! Here, man, mellow out. Here, take this [he swallows the capsule] No, wait a minute don't take that. ...Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time, man. ...[laughing] Ho, ho, ho; man, I hope you're not gonna be busy for about a month."

- Up in Smoke

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"I'm always around"

- Superman Returns

[DX]

"WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Superman Returns
"I learned it from Keith Richards whilst touring with the Stones,.....this may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons."

- Wayne's World 2

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"This is different. They crossed the line."

- The Dark Knight

[DX]

"This is different. They crossed the line."

- The Dark Knight
"You crossed the line first sir. You hammered them and, in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn't fully understand."

- The Dark Knight

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"Can you understand, to improve on nature, my nature, knowledge of one's self."

- Hulk

[DX]

"Don't make me angry,...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

- Hulk

[Symbiotic]

edit

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"Oh that sucks."

- Spider-Man

[DX]

"Oh that sucks."

- Spider-Man
"Embrace your own destruction."

- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

[Symbiotic]

edit again

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"Embrace your own destruction."

- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. "

- SW ESB

[Symbiotic]

"With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. "

- SW ESB"Disorder, chaos, anarchy, now that's fun!"
- The Crow

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"Oh thats just funny, you heard me wrong. Nah, I'm sightseeing. "

- Speed

[DX]

"With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy. "

- SW ESB
"Yeah, baby! Yeah!"

- Austin Powers

[Symbiotic]

"Oh thats just funny, you heard me wrong. Nah, I'm sightseeing. "

- Speed"Get a good look."
- Batman

[DX]

"Get a good look."
- Batman
"Lookin' for someone?"

- Ghost Rider

[Symbiotic]

"Lookin' for someone?"

- Ghost Rider"I'm lookin' for my dad, Jack Murdock. You seen him around?"
- Daredevil

[Fledermaus]

"I'm lookin' for my dad, Jack Murdock. You seen him around?"
- Daredevil

"Isn't that the guy your grandfather was talking about, the guy from the comic books?"

- Jake Speed

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"Isn't that the guy your grandfather was talking about, the guy from the comic books?"

- Jake Speed

"It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock, Jr. "

- Spider-Man 3

[lordofthenerds]

"It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock, Jr. "

- Spider-Man 3
"Fool, what the hell do I care what your name is? You're a criminal."

- Batman Begins

[Fledermaus]

"Fool, what the hell do I care what your name is? You're a criminal."

- Batman Begins

"No, no, no, I'm not a criminal."

- Spider-Man 2

[Symbiotic]

"No, no, no, I'm not a criminal."

- Spider-Man 2"You're not a eunuch are you?"
- Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya? "

- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

[MissDana]

"Yer wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya? "

- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Well, you've been bragging about your scrambled eggs.

- Airport

[Ash J. Williams]

Well, you've been bragging about your scrambled eggs.

- Airport
"That's no way to treat a friend."

- Blade Runner

[Symbiotic]

"That's no way to treat a friend."

- Blade Runner"You need some manners."
- Sleepy Hollow

[Fledermaus]

"You need some manners."
- Sleepy Hollow


"What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife."

- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

[Symbiotic]

"What do I need manners for? I already got me a wife."

- Seven Brides for Seven Brothers"Welcome to slavery."
- From Dusk Till Dawn

[Ash J. Williams]

"Welcome to slavery."
- From Dusk Till Dawn
"Ooh, that sounds kinky!"

- Creepshow III

[Fledermaus]

"Ooh, that sounds kinky!"

- Creepshow III

"You don't know the half of it."

- Clay Pigeons

[lordofthenerds]

"You don't know the half of it."

- Clay Pigeons
"I know you don't want the cops to take a closer look at the drugs they seized. And I know about your experiments with the inmates of your nut house. See, I don't go into business with a guy without finding out his dirty secrets."

- Batman Begins

[Symbiotic]

"I know you don't want the cops to take a closer look at the drugs they seized. And I know about your experiments with the inmates of your nut house. See, I don't go into business with a guy without finding out his dirty secrets."

- Batman Begins"What's on your mind?"
- Batman Forever

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"Mom! We need to be a little more constructive here, okay? "

- Terminator 2

[DX]

"That's not true.....that's impossible!"

- Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

[Symbiotic]

"That's not true.....that's impossible!"

- Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back"I like the way this man thinks."
- Mystery Men

[DX]

"I like the way this man thinks."
- Mystery Men
"I'll take what's inside THICK SKULL No. 1!!!"

- Batman Forever

[demento]

"I'll take what's inside THICK SKULL No. 1!!!"

- Batman Forever
"That boy? All he got on his mind is pussy. You open his head, you'll find little hairy triangles."

- Frankie and Johnny ('91)

[DX]

"That boy? All he got on his mind is pussy. You open his head, you'll find little hairy triangles."

- Frankie and Johnny ('91)
"Garth, it's a sign!"

- Waynes World 2

[demento]

"Garth, it's a sign!"

- Waynes World 2
"The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules. All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic."

- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

[Symbiotic]

"The man's been through solid matter, for crying out loud. Who knows what's happened to his brain? Maybe it's scrambled his molecules. All I'm saying is, Mr. President, let's not panic."

- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"This is the perfect time to panic."
- Toy Story

[demento]

"This is the perfect time to panic."
- Toy Story
"Yes! That's your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!"

- The Big Lebowski

[MissDana]

"Yes! That's your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!"

- The Big Lebowski

The Surgeon General's name should be tattooed across my forehead. Walter Fielding is dangerous to your health! Don't touch him! Save yourself!

- The Money Pit

[DX]

The Surgeon General's name should be tattooed across my forehead. Walter Fielding is dangerous to your health! Don't touch him! Save yourself!

- The Money Pit
"Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls..."

- Casino Royale

[lordofthenerds]

"Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls..."

- Casino Royale
"I'm not dying. I'm not dying! [Fireworks shoot at Ian but they miss and hit the cherry picker] You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you, Wendy! You're dead! [cherry picker falls on Ian and cuts him in half]"

- Final Destination 3

[DX]

"I'm not dying. I'm not dying! [Fireworks shoot at Ian but they miss and hit the cherry picker] You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you, Wendy! You're dead! [cherry picker falls on Ian and cuts him in half]"

- Final Destination 3
"Look at you now, you stupid f***!"

- Scarface

[demento]

"Look at you now, you stupid f***!"

- Scarface
"I swear, I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... *awesome*!"

- Tommy Boy

[DX]

"I swear, I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... *awesome*!"

- Tommy Boy
"No way!"

- Waynes World

[Mal'Akai]

"No way!"

- Waynes World
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

- Empire Strikes Back

[DX]

"Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

- Empire Strikes Back
"This is madness!"

- 300

[Ash J. Williams]

"This is madness!"

- 300
"We don't f**king care."

- Sid and Nancy

[CalebYourMaster]

" What Are You Sayin...I'm Funny Like A Clown...I'm Here To Amuse You ? "
-Goodfellas

[demento]

Maybe this would be a good time to repost the Rules...

The Movie Banter Thread Rules:

1) The idea is to have a 'conversation' with your fellow posters using movie quotes, not to post your favorite arbitrary lines. THIS IS NOT THE MOVIE ASSOCIATION THREAD SO KEEP IT IN CONTEXT WITH THE PREVIOUS POST! If your quote obviously has nothing to do with the 'conversation' it will be skipped over.

2) No cussin' just for the sake of it. It's fine if part of a good quote and so long as it's in context with the quote you're replying to and not gratuitous.

3) NO ONE WORD QUOTES OF ANY KIND!!!

4) No repeating the same quote unless it's a few thread pages away. Replies cannot reference the same movie quoted in the previous post. Bottom line: try to mix it up a bit.

5) Please refresh the thread before you post to be sure that you're replying to the latest entry. This is to help keep things from getting jumbled and people getting skipped over.

6) PULL FROM FICTIONAL CINEMA ONLY. NO LIVE COMEDY, DOCUMENTARIES OR THE LIKE AND MOST DEFINITELY NO TV.

7) You must have the quote and movie correct or you may be beaten about the head and face. Try www.imdb.com for reference.

Other Resources:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie-transcripts-a.html

http://www.imsdb.com/

http://www.moviequotes.com/

http://www.simplyscripts.com/index.html


That's it. Have fun!

[demento]

"We don't f**king care."

- Sid and Nancy
"Bobby, now do you care? BOBBY! NOW DO YOU CARE? Just a little bit?"

- The Fan

[Mal'Akai]

"Bobby, now do you care? BOBBY! NOW DO YOU CARE? Just a little bit?"

- The Fan
"I just want to be inspired."

- Jerry Maguire

[demento]

"I just want to be inspired."

- Jerry Maguire
"OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch and she keeps leaving sh#t outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation! THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!"

- The Blair Witch Project

[wiegeabo]

"OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch and she keeps leaving sh#t outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation! THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!"

- The Blair Witch Project

"D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my ****ing wrists when I think about that?"

- Dummy

[DX]

"D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my ****ing wrists when I think about that?"

- Dummy
"You're not dead yet, just paralysed..."

- Spider-Man

[wiegeabo]

"You're not dead yet, just paralysed..."

- Spider-Man

"Oh, well thank you Doctor! I feel so much better now!"

- Drive

[DX]

"Oh, well thank you Doctor! I feel so much better now!"

- Drive
"Niiiice!"

- Borat

[Fledermaus]

The Movie Banter Thread Rules:



3) NO ONE WORD QUOTES OF ANY KIND!!!



I hate being a rule-nazi. But it's on this page. The rules are on this page.

"Oh, well thank you Doctor! I feel so much better now!"

- Drive


"I'm not a doctor; I haven't been to medical school, I haven't even been to high school..."

-The Cider House Rules

[wiegeabo]

"I'm not a doctor; I haven't been to medical school, I haven't even been to high school..."

-The Cider House Rules

"There is no one I'd sooner trust my life with. You're all that matters."

- The Four Feathers

[demento]

"There is no one I'd sooner trust my life with. You're all that matters."

- The Four Feathers
"I am going to have to amputate your pee pee."

- Orgazmo

[DX]

"I am going to have to amputate your pee pee."

- Orgazmo
"I don't think so"

- Batman Forever

[demento]

^ That's totally generic. Quotes like that don't contribute anything to the fun of the game. Please try to be a little more creative while keeping it in context.

[Master Blaster]

"I am going to have to amputate your pee pee."

- Orgazmo

"No, Not the Tippy Tais! NO!"

- Pootie Tang

[Symbiotic]

"No, Not the Tippy Tais! NO!"

- Pootie Tang"You want me to cut it off? Is that what you want me to do ,you little freak?"
- Red Dragon

[Master Blaster]

"You want me to cut it off? Is that what you want me to do ,you little freak?"
- Red Dragon

"Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy."

- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

[wiegeabo]

"Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy."

- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

"Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie."

- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[Master Blaster]

"Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie."

- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

"It started as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different. Because it was happening in small villages, market towns. And then it wasn't on the TV any more. It was in the street outside. It was coming in through your windows. It was a virus. An infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood. It was something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities it was already too late. Army blockades were overrun. And that's when the exodus started. Before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. We didn't hear anything more after that."

- 28 Days Later

[Armand Z Trip]

"It started as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different. Because it was happening in small villages, market towns. And then it wasn't on the TV any more. It was in the street outside. It was coming in through your windows. It was a virus. An infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood. It was something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities it was already too late. Army blockades were overrun. And that's when the exodus started. Before the TV and radio stopped broadcasting there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. We didn't hear anything more after that."

- 28 Days Later

I think when I'm done with this I'll have a gin and tonic.

- Leaving Las Vegas

[demento]

I think when I'm done with this I'll have a gin and tonic.

- Leaving Las Vegas
"I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition. I have brought you orange juice, coffee, and aspirins. Or do you need to throw up?"

- Arthur

[MST3K 4ever]

"I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition. I have brought you orange juice, coffee, and aspirins. Or do you need to throw up?"

- Arthur


"I think I'm gonna be sick."
--T2

[DX]

"I think I'm gonna be sick."
--T2
"If you're gonna spew, spew into this."

- Wayne's World

[demento]

"If you're gonna spew, spew into this."

- Wayne's World
"Hold on to your purse!"

- Marci X

[Master Blaster]

"Hold on to your purse!"

- Marci X

"Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

- Ghostbusters

[demento]

"Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."

- Ghostbusters
"Let's get the basic relationship down... I'm the lifeguard, you're the drowning man. If you relax, I can bring you to shore. If you fight me, then I'll have to slap you around."

- Bat*21

[Mal'Akai]

"Let's get the basic relationship down... I'm the lifeguard, you're the drowning man. If you relax, I can bring you to shore. If you fight me, then I'll have to slap you around."

- Bat*21
"Man, you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss."
- The Last Boy Scout

[demento]

"Man, you couldn't protect a cup of warm piss."
- The Last Boy Scout
"If you could fill this beaker for me...?"

- Never Say Never Again

[Ash J. Williams]

"If you could fill this beaker for me...?"

- Never Say Never Again
"Ah Dwight, just shut up and leave me alone."

- Free Willy

[Mal'Akai]

"Ah Dwight, just shut up and leave me alone."

- Free Willy
"See you in L.A., Jack."

-Midnight Run

[demento]

"See you in L.A., Jack."

-Midnight Run
"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

- Clerks

[Mal'Akai]

"Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!"

- Clerks
"I'm not a whore!"

-Showgirls

[DX]

"I'm not a whore!"

-Showgirls
"Just wanna let you know you have a whore in your hotel!"

- Goodfellas

[Mal'Akai]

"Just wanna let you know you have a whore in your hotel!"

- Goodfellas
"...and that's... bad??"

- The Emperor's New Groove

[demento]

"...and that's... bad??"

- The Emperor's New Groove
"She's a vicious life-sucking b#tch from which there is no escape."

- Armageddon

[MST3K 4ever]

"She's a vicious life-sucking b#tch from which there is no escape."

- Armageddon

"Sounds like fun!"
--Star Trek: Generations

[Fledermaus]

"Sounds like fun!"
--Star Trek: Generations

"Sounds like you got a real f#cked up idea of fun."

- Thelma & Louise

[wiegeabo]

"Sounds like you got a real f#cked up idea of fun."

- Thelma & Louise

"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."

- Blazing Saddles

[Master Blaster]

"Rape, murder, arson, and rape."

- Blazing Saddles

"What are you on about? What's all this then? Who are you people? I-I'll have you know that's my knee your Straddiling! No, Stop! Stop it at once! Oh! Ah... No, no this is wrong! This is wrong! This is wrong, do you hear me, wrong! this is.......WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!"

- Dracula: Dead and Loving It

[Fledermaus]

"What are you on about? What's all this then? Who are you people? I-I'll have you know that's my knee your Straddiling! No, Stop! Stop it at once! Oh! Ah... No, no this is wrong! This is wrong! This is wrong, do you hear me, wrong! this is.......WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!"

- Dracula: Dead and Loving It


"You like that, don't you bitc#?"

- South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

[Ash J. Williams]

"You like that, don't you bitc#?"

- South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
"That don't scare me!"

- Blue Velvet

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"That don't scare me!"

- Blue Velvet

" Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning. "

- 300

[wiegeabo]

" Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning. "

- 300

"Well now, I consider that right neighborly."

- High Society

[demento]

"Well now, I consider that right neighborly."

- High Society
"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

- Fletch

[Armand Z Trip]

"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."

- Fletch

If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.

- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Ash J. Williams]

If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.

- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Why, no wonder."

- Reefer Madness

[demento]

If you want to survive out here, you've got to know where your towel is.

- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!"

- The Producers ('68)

[wiegeabo]

"I'm wet! I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!"

- The Producers ('68)

"Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

[demento]

"Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Fear. Perhaps, Miss Ross. And loneliness, too. Yes. I feel them both."

- Hulk

[Armand Z Trip]

"Fear. Perhaps, Miss Ross. And loneliness, too. Yes. I feel them both."

- Hulk

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.

- Dune

[Space Moose]

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.

- Dune
"You wanna' Jack with the Ripper!?!?!?"

-- Scorched

[Armand Z Trip]

"You wanna' Jack with the Ripper!?!?!?"

-- Scorched

The worm has turned and it is now packing an Uzi, Mary.

- Wolf

[Space Moose]

The worm has turned and it is now packing an Uzi, Mary.

- Wolf
"That was disgusting wasn't it?"

-- The Fly

[Armand Z Trip]

"That was disgusting wasn't it?"

-- The Fly

Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

X Men

[demento]

Mutation: it is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.

X Men
"I just... wow. That just so totally torpedoes my thesis."

- D.E.B.S.

[Armand Z Trip]

"I just... wow. That just so totally torpedoes my thesis."

- D.E.B.S.

It's probably just as well. I plagiarized most of it from James Joyce. You probably wondered why all the references to Dublin.

- Crimes and Misdemeanors

[Mal'Akai]

It's probably just as well. I plagiarized most of it from James Joyce. You probably wondered why all the references to Dublin.

- Crimes and Misdemeanors
"I was thinking IRA."

- The Devil's Own

[Space Moose]

"I was thinking IRA."

- The Devil's Own
"Looks like I got myself some guzzaline, eh? Eh?"

-- Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

[MST3K 4ever]

"Looks like I got myself some guzzaline, eh? Eh?"

-- Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

"Don't count on it chum!"
--Robocop 3

[demento]

"Don't count on it chum!"

--Robocop 3
"Mr. Scott, I understand you are experiencing difficulties with the warp drive?"

- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

[wiegeabo]

"Mr. Scott, I understand you are experiencing difficulties with the warp drive?"

- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

"Fuel status says we turn back now."

- The Hunt for Red October

[lordofthenerds]

"Fuel status says we turn back now."

- The Hunt for Red October
"I've got a may-day, I'm trying to keep us in the air!"

- Eraser

[demento]

"I've got a may-day, I'm trying to keep us in the air!"

- Eraser
"Sh#t. It's a goddamn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane."

- Airplane!

[wiegeabo]

"Sh#t. It's a goddamn waste of time. There's no way he can land this plane."

- Airplane!

"No ****ing way! You got me in to this, so you get me out!"

- Child's Play

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

"No ****ing way! You got me in to this, so you get me out!"

- Child's Play

"Sorry, man, John Wayne time. You're on your own, boss."

- Backdraft

[lordofthenerds]

"Sorry, man, John Wayne time. You're on your own, boss."

- Backdraft
"Selina! Selina Kyle, you're fired! And Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?"

- Batman Returns

[demento]

"Selina! Selina Kyle, you're fired! And Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?"

- Batman Returns
"No reason. I just like doing things like that!"

- The Warriors

[wiegeabo]

"No reason. I just like doing things like that!"

- The Warriors

"That's a bad outfit! Whoo!"

- Superman

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"That's a bad outfit! Whoo!"

- Superman

"Your a slow learner aren't you rider? You cannot catch the wind!"

- Ghost Rider

[demento]

^ How is that in context with wiegeabo's quote?

[demento]

"That's a bad outfit! Whoo!"

- Superman
"Yeah, it's kind of itchy... [pause] ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too."

- Spider-Man 2

[wiegeabo]

"Yeah, it's kind of itchy... [pause] ...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too."

- Spider-Man 2

"That's way too much information for me, Catherine."

- Not Another Teen Movie

[D4rkShaDoWz]

^ How is that in context with wiegeabo's quote?

it sounded good at the time..

[Fledermaus]

"That's way too much information for me, Catherine."

- Not Another Teen Movie

"I know, I'm rambling, I'm complaining, I'm sorry."

- The Rock

[demento]

"I know, I'm rambling, I'm complaining, I'm sorry."

- The Rock
"Well, that's not good for me, man. That kind of energy damages the plush interior of my cab, right? And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama. You need to find yourself a man who's secure enough to appreciate you for the superior woman that you are. I like a strong woman."

- 200 Cigarettes

[Armand Z Trip]

"Well, that's not good for me, man. That kind of energy damages the plush interior of my cab, right? And you're blowing a $5.00 high, mama. You need to find yourself a man who's secure enough to appreciate you for the superior woman that you are. I like a strong woman."

- 200 Cigarettes

I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.

- The Electric Horseman

[demento]

I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.

- The Electric Horseman
"...in the second Pappy O'Daniel administration, these boys is gonna be my *brain* trust."

- O Brother, Where art Thou?

[Armand Z Trip]

"...in the second Pappy O'Daniel administration, these boys is gonna be my *brain* trust."

- O Brother, Where art Thou?

First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

- RoboCop

[demento]

First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

- RoboCop
"By the power invested in me, I appoint you Deputy Sheriff. I hope you don't live to regret it."

- Destry

[Armand Z Trip]

"By the power invested in me, I appoint you Deputy Sheriff. I hope you don't live to regret it."

- Destry

I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right!

- The Untouchables

[demento]

I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right!

- The Untouchables
"Bloody proud of yourself, aren't you? You stuck your nose in where it didn't belong. And now you've killed my baby brother."

- Patriot Games

[Armand Z Trip]

"Bloody proud of yourself, aren't you? You stuck your nose in where it didn't belong. And now you've killed my baby brother."

- Patriot Games

Giorgio D'Orsino he was never burried. She kept him alive! He's here somewhere in this castle?

- Castle Freak

[demento]

Giorgio D'Orsino he was never burried. She kept him alive! He's here somewhere in this castle?

- Castle Freak
"That sumb@tch. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'."

- Raising Arizona

[MST3K 4ever]

"That sumb@tch. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'."

- Raising Arizona


"I'm on my way!"
--Dick Tracy (1990)

[Mal'Akai]

Delete

[Mal'Akai]

"That sumb@tch. You tell him, I think he's a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'."

- Raising Arizona
"All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it!"

-Tombstone


(Sorry MST3K 4ever, you're was a bit too generic.)

[Ash J. Williams]

"All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it!"

-Tombstone
"What are you, some kind of assh**e?"

- Alone in the Dark ('82)

[Mal'Akai]

"What are you, some kind of assh**e?"

- Alone in the Dark ('82)
"First of all, stop cussing, cause your not good at it."

- I, Robot

[Ash J. Williams]

"First of all, stop cussing, cause your not good at it."

- I, Robot
"I don't like women giving me orders."

- Day of the Woman

[wiegeabo]

"I don't like women giving me orders."

- Day of the Woman

"Oh, suck it up. You've come too far - don't blow it now."

- Red Eye

[Mal'Akai]

"Oh, suck it up. You've come too far - don't blow it now."

- Red Eye
"Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich! "

- Spaceballs

[Master Blaster]

"Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich! "

- Spaceballs

"I'm Tony Montana! You !@#$ with me, you !@#$in' with the best!"

- Scarface

[demento]

"I'm Tony Montana! You !@#$ with me, you !@#$in' with the best!"

- Scarface
"Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis..."

- The 40 Year Old Virgin

[Armand Z Trip]

"Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis..."

- The 40 Year Old Virgin


Biggest one in four counties!

- Stand By Me

[demento]

Biggest one in four counties!

- Stand By Me
"That's absurd, whoever told you that should be shot."

- For Pete's Wake

[Armand Z Trip]

"That's absurd, whoever told you that should be shot."

- For Pete's Wake

Eight o'clock Monday, runt. If you ain't here, I'll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck.

Back to The Future III

[lordofthenerds]

Eight o'clock Monday, runt. If you ain't here, I'll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck.

Back to The Future III
"Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!"

- Boobs in the Woods

[MST3K 4ever]

"Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!"

- Boobs in the Woods

"Now now let's calm down here for a moment and look at this thing rationally. If the United States is under attack we are called upon to defend her and take our orders from the President of The United States."
--The Final Countdown

[lordofthenerds]

"Now now let's calm down here for a moment and look at this thing rationally. If the United States is under attack we are called upon to defend her and take our orders from the President of The United States."
--The Final Countdown
"Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge."

- Batman

[demento]

"Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge."

- Batman
"This is a multi-million dollar installation, okay? He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt! [to Hicks] Ah, no offense."

- Aliens

[MST3K 4ever]

"This is a multi-million dollar installation, okay? He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt! [to Hicks] Ah, no offense."

- Aliens

"I'm an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest you son of a b****!"
--A Few Good Men

[lordofthenerds]

"I'm an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest you son of a b****!"
--A Few Good Men
"Oh, I see, white man give you a couple a stripes, you start hollerin' and orderin' everybody around, like you the massa himself!"

- Glory

[MST3K 4ever]

"Oh, I see, white man give you a couple a stripes, you start hollerin' and orderin' everybody around, like you the massa himself!"

- Glory

"Watch yourself Dodge you are adressing a superior officer."
--Down Periscope

[demento]

"Watch yourself Dodge you are adressing a superior officer."
--Down Periscope
"It's my investigation. And my authority supersedes your rank!"

- Heat

[wiegeabo]

"It's my investigation. And my authority supersedes your rank!"

- Heat

"Don't take this personally, Miss White, but kiss my black ass."

- Inside Man

[lordofthenerds]

"Don't take this personally, Miss White, but kiss my black ass."

- Inside Man
"How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name."

- Gladiator

[wiegeabo]

"How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name."

- Gladiator

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die. "

- The Princess Bride

[Master Blaster]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die. "

- The Princess Bride

"I will not die easily. I am a warrior!"

- The Neverending Story

[Ash J. Williams]

"I will not die easily. I am a warrior!"

- The Neverending Story
"You mean the movie lied?"

- Return of the Living Dead

[demento]

"You mean the movie lied?"

- Return of the Living Dead
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."

- The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

[Mal'Akai]

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever."

- The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
"Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cukoo pops, uhh... Jeffy... "

- The Ringer

[demento]

"Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cukoo pops, uhh... Jeffy... "

- The Ringer
"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."

- Blazing Saddles

[MST3K 4ever]

"Mongo only pawn... in game of life."

- Blazing Saddles

"If that's what you believe then that's all you'll ever be."
--The Last Starfighter

[lordofthenerds]

"If that's what you believe then that's all you'll ever be."
--The Last Starfighter
"Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?"

- Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

[MST3K 4ever]

"Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?"

- Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins

"Yes I do. When I'm hungry."
--Superman: The Movie

[Armand Z Trip]

"Yes I do. When I'm hungry."
--Superman: The Movie

I figured you must be starving, so I just made us some cheese and vegetables, au naturel...

- Roxanne

[demento]

I figured you must be starving, so I just made us some cheese and vegetables, au naturel...

- Roxanne
"Poppa - put on your pants!"

- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

[lordofthenerds]

"Poppa - put on your pants!"

- The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
"You don't understand how I feel! I'm standing there with my pants down and my crotch hung out for the world to see and three guys are sticking it to me, a bunch of other guys are yelling and clapping and you're standing there telling me that that's the best you can do. Well, if that's the best you could do, then your best sucks! Now, I don't know what you got for selling me out, but I sure as s*** hope it was worth it!"

- The Accused

[The Amazing Spider-Man]

"You don't understand how I feel! I'm standing there with my pants down and my crotch hung out for the world to see and three guys are sticking it to me, a bunch of other guys are yelling and clapping and you're standing there telling me that that's the best you can do. Well, if that's the best you could do, then your best sucks! Now, I don't know what you got for selling me out, but I sure as s*** hope it was worth it!"

- The Accused

"Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day."

- Back to the Future II

[wiegeabo]

"Just get in the car, Tannen. Today's your lucky day."

- Back to the Future II

"Mama said not to be taking rides from strangers."

- Forest Gump

[lordofthenerds]

"Mama said not to be taking rides from strangers."

- Forest Gump
"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"

- Transformers

[MST3K 4ever]

"Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"

- Transformers

"I'll go as far as Cedar Rapids"
--Continental Divide

[Fledermaus]

"I'll go as far as Cedar Rapids"
--Continental Divide

"You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?"

- L.A. Confidential

[MST3K 4ever]

"You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?"

- L.A. Confidential

"Doctor you're getting dangerously close to the point where I stop taking orders from you."
--Halloween II

[demento]

"Doctor you're getting dangerously close to the point where I stop taking orders from you."
--Halloween II
"Don't you... [decks him] EVER question my orders, you snot-faced brown nose! I will not tolerate insubordination by anyone in my command!"

- Cadence

[wiegeabo]

"Don't you... [decks him] EVER question my orders, you snot-faced brown nose! I will not tolerate insubordination by anyone in my command!"

- Cadence

"Captain I relieve you of your command of this ship. COB, escort the Captain to his state room, I'm assuming command."

- Crimson Tide

[Ash J. Williams]

"Captain I relieve you of your command of this ship. COB, escort the Captain to his state room, I'm assuming command."

- Crimson Tide

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

- The Princess Bride

[Mal'Akai]

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."

- The Princess Bride
"Never give up, never surrender!"

- Galaxy Quest

[demento]

"Never give up, never surrender!"

- Galaxy Quest
"He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?"

- A Bug's Life

[Master Blaster]

"He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?"

- A Bug's Life

"Your son has a very great talent. I don't think you are aware how great it is. That he is attempting to use that very talent against your will."

- The Shining

[demento]

"Your son has a very great talent. I don't think you are aware how great it is. That he is attempting to use that very talent against your will."

- The Shining
"Yes, well, he bends over and speaks from his rear."

- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

[wiegeabo]

"Yes, well, he bends over and speaks from his rear."

- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."

- The Empire Strikes Back

[Master Blaster]

"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."

- The Empire Strikes Back

"The Alpha... and the Omega... death and rebirth... and as you die, so will I be reborn!"

- Masters of the Universe

[Mal'Akai]

"The Alpha... and the Omega... death and rebirth... and as you die, so will I be reborn!"

- Masters of the Universe
"Right, she's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God? "

- The Mummy Returns

[wiegeabo]

"Right, she's a reincarnated princess and I'm a warrior for God? "

- The Mummy Returns

"Say, you're not as dumb as you look!"

- Gene Autry and The Mounties

[Mal'Akai]

"Say, you're not as dumb as you look!"

- Gene Autry and The Mounties
"Male models don't think for themselves."

- Zoolander

[demento]

"Male models don't think for themselves."

- Zoolander
"It's a robot. Ash is a goddamn robot."

- Alien

[Symbiotic]

"It's a robot. Ash is a goddamn robot."

- Alien(correcting) "Cybernetic organism".
- T3

[Mal'Akai]

(correcting) "Cybernetic organism".
- T3
"Well, excuse the hell out of me!"

- Deliver Us From Eva

[demento]

"Well, excuse the hell out of me!"

- Deliver Us From Eva
"Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost f#cked it."

- Alien: Resurrection

[Ash J. Williams]

"Hey, Vriess, you got a socket wrench? Maybe she just needs an oil change. Can't believe I almost f#cked it."

- Alien: Resurrection
"You remind me of someone I once knew."

- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

[D4rkShaDoWz]

"You remind me of someone I once knew."

- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

My name is Legion. For we are many.

- Ghost Rider

[Master Blaster]

My name is Legion. For we are many.

- Ghost Rider

"I am the drum on which God is beating out His messages. He's beating so hard, IT'S BURSTING MY EARS!"

- The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc

[Mal'Akai]

"I am the drum on which God is beating out His messages. He's beating so hard, IT'S BURSTING MY EARS!"

- The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
"Believe me, I know what your thinking. Why the hell didn't I take the blue pill."

- The Matrix

[wiegeabo]

"I am the drum on which God is beating out His messages. He's beating so hard, IT'S BURSTING MY EARS!"

- The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc

"Let me ask you something: are you out of your ****ing mind?"

- The Firm

[Master Blaster]

"Let me ask you something: are you out of your ****ing mind?"

- The Firm

"Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself."

- Alice in Wonderland

[Mal'Akai]

"Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself."

- Alice in Wonderland
"Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!"

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[demento]

"Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!"

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the f#ck is this sh#t? Who the f#ck are you, lady? Why the f#ck did you hug my head?"

- Dogma

[Mal'Akai]

"Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the f#ck is this sh#t? Who the f#ck are you, lady? Why the f#ck did you hug my head?"

- Dogma
"I was out of bullets."

- Live Free or Die Hard

[Master Blaster]

"I was out of bullets."

- Live Free or Die Hard

"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna !@#$ with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

- Aliens

[Mal'Akai]

"I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna !@#$ with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..."

- Aliens
"The safety's on, you idiot!"

- Terminal Velocity

[Fledermaus]

"The safety's on, you idiot!"

- Terminal Velocity

"I hate machine guns!"

- Beverly Hills Cop

[Mal'Akai]

"I hate machine guns!"

- Beverly Hills Cop
"Surely you can't be serious!"

- Airplane

[demento]

"Surely you can't be serious!"

- Airplane
"You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherf#cker. Go back in there, chill them n#ggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly."

- Pulp Fiction

[Armand Z Trip]

"You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherf#cker. Go back in there, chill them n#ggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly."

- Pulp Fiction

He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears.

- Swordfish

[Mal'Akai]

He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears.

- Swordfish

"Your boss is the chief executive of fantasy land!"

- The American President

[MST3K 4ever]

"Your boss is the chief executive of fantasy land!"

- The American President

"You should get to know him he's a really nice guy. He took us all to a Mets game yesterday."

--When Harry Met Sally

[Armand Z Trip]

"You should get to know him he's a really nice guy. He took us all to a Mets game yesterday."

--When Harry Met Sally

The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.

- Oh, God!

[lordofthenerds]

The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.

- Oh, God!
"God doesn't take vacations. Does he?... Do... ye?"

- Bruce Almighty

[Armand Z Trip]

"God doesn't take vacations. Does he?... Do... ye?"

- Bruce Almighty

I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth.

- The Wicker Man (73)

[demento]

I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self-contained. They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy, all over the earth.

- The Wicker Man (73)
"Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival."

- Real Genius

[MST3K 4ever]

"Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival."

- Real Genius

"I'm sorry Rose I didn't know"
--The Mirror has 2 faces

[Master Blaster]

"I'm sorry Rose I didn't know"
--The Mirror has 2 faces

"Oh cut it out! I know you're only hanging around here until something opens up in the TV news field, but do you know how embarrassing it is that a villain of MY stature has an assistant that looks like you?"

- Return of the Killer Tomatoes!

[MST3K 4ever]

"Oh cut it out! I know you're only hanging around here until something opens up in the TV news field, but do you know how embarrassing it is that a villain of MY stature has an assistant that looks like you?"

- Return of the Killer Tomatoes!


"Have you taken a look at yourself in a mirror lately?"
--The Incredible Shrinking Woman

[Ash J. Williams]

"Have you taken a look at yourself in a mirror lately?"
--The Incredible Shrinking Woman
"Well, thank you. That's confidence inspiring."

- Boiler Room

[Danger Mouse]

"Well, thank you. That's confidence inspiring."

- Boiler Room

"You're one ugly mother******!"

- Predator

[Mal'Akai]

"You're one ugly mother******!"

- Predator
"You're absolutly right, Sebastian."

- The Little Mermaid

[Danger Mouse]

"You're absolutly right, Sebastian."

- The Little Mermaid
"The Pre-Cogs are never wrong."

- Minority Report

[Mal'Akai]

"The Pre-Cogs are never wrong."

- Minority Report
"When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up."

- Dogma

[Danger Mouse]

"When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up."

- Dogma

"Liberal propaganda. Don't worry about it. It's just bull****."

- Bad News Bears

[demento]

"Liberal propaganda. Don't worry about it. It's just bull****."

- Bad News Bears
"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

- Bull Durham

[Armand Z Trip]

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

- Bull Durham

How ******* awesome was that!

- Crank

[Mal'Akai]

How ******* awesome was that!

- Crank
"That deffinately rate about a 9.5 on my Weird-Sh**-O-Meter!"

- Men In Black