Three Word Story

[LexCorp]

Ten, Nine, Eight

[Ash J. Williams]

is good for

[LexCorp]

counting things. You're

[Shoemeister]

have to love

[Ash J. Williams]

dead meat that

[LexCorp]

jumps up on

[Ash J. Williams]

a waffle iron

[Rocker22]

to catch a

[LexCorp]

giant fly rat.

[Monster]

Obviously for Michael

[Avangarde]

Jackson when he

[LexCorp]

killed a bear

[Avangarde]

using only a

[Monster]

shoe horn without

[LexCorp]

any armor or

[Monster]

a wet towel

[LexCorp]

took my bike?

[Monster]

That is the

[LexCorp]

way of life

[Monster]

my canine friend.

[Captain_Death]

And now the

[SpideyVille007]

time has come

[Ash J. Williams]

for free money

[Jerry!]

stolen from jews

[Ash J. Williams]

of the casbah

[Monster]

to be shared

[Jerry!]

among the poor

[Monster]

but not the

[Jerry!]

remaining Native Americans

[Monster]

however Jerry!, I

[Jerry!]

want to admit

[Monster]

that I've taken

[Jerry!]

a male lover

[Monster]

and shoved him

[Ash J. Williams]

in a hole

[LexCorp]

with nine women

[DarknessOfDeath]

including Jennifer Garner.

[Rocker22]

They would try

[DarknessOfDeath]

to get out

[Jerry!]

but his gayness

[DarknessOfDeath]

sucked big ass.

[raybia]

So instead they

[Sugarculted]

travelled amongst the

[Rocker22]

rats to get

[raybia]

to the cave

[SpideyVille007]

of the big

[raybia]

frog who hides

[Rocker22]

,with his eyes

[Sensi]

concealed. The frog

[SpideyVille007]

always smells like

[raybia]

old stale moss

[Eggyman]

dumped Pete Doherty

[SpideyVille007]

because he was

[Shoemeister]

a crack infested

[SpideyVille007]

monkey who thought

[Shoemeister]

that trees were

[SpideyVille007]

slang for a

[Shoemeister]

big green penis

[Ash J. Williams]

of the new

[q_ball76207]

tunel of love

[SpideyVille007]

next to the

[LexCorp]

loaf of bread.

[Ash J. Williams]

Your crazy grandma

[Rocker22]

went and told

[Brick]

Chuck Norris that

[q_ball76207]

her candy was

[DarknessOfDeath]

hawt to touch.

[Rocker22]

Chuck though of

[SuBe]

Huckabee and Cried.

[Rocker22]

And Huckabee heard

[Captain_Death]

that hippos like

[Rocker22]

to watch the

[Dangerous]

Rhino's make whoppy

[SpideyVille007]

with all the

[Rocker22]

other animals in

[q_ball76207]

the farmers market

[SpideyVille007]

next to the

[q_ball76207]

hand of god

[Star]

which slammed down

[q_ball76207]

and yelled dominate

[Snoo]

the crazy masses

[LexCorp]

of the town

[Ash J. Williams]

of violent zombies.

[LexCorp]

Ten nine eight

[Ash J. Williams]

tie up sensi

[LexCorp]

(not much of a count down ash)

and hit her.

[Ash J. Williams]

I am sorry

[LexCorp]

but the cheese

[Ash J. Williams]

is of Richard

[LexCorp]

White who is

[The IronMan]

secretly a serial

[darkseid26]

killer that eats

[Brick]

Human hot pockets.

[DarknessOfDeath]

They were smashed

[Snoo]

against Superman who

[DarknessOfDeath]

Elektra kicked ass

[q_ball76207]

while eating lunch

[Ash J. Williams]

with Richard Cheese

[DarknessOfDeath]

when I came...

[Ash J. Williams]

to rock the

[DarknessOfDeath]

fight with Elektra.

[Ash J. Williams]

I made some

[DarknessOfDeath]

apple bum pie

[Ash J. Williams]

for a ninja

[DarknessOfDeath]

who loves to

[Ash J. Williams]

punch his own

[DarknessOfDeath]

balls til they

[Star]

severed, since the

[Rocker22]

fell of it

[Knightsaber Priss]

into dirty undies

[VIVAFIRE69]

which smell like

[q_ball76207]

moldy old cheese

[theoneandonly]

covered in horse

[q_ball76207]

manure, which leaked

[SpideyVille007]

all over the

[Ash J. Williams]

floor in the

[q_ball76207]

of the beast

[spike spiegel]

who likes watching

[q_ball76207]

whenever he can

[LexCorp]

because it makes

[q_ball76207]

him feel special

[LexCorp]

in his pants.

[Snoo]

Amazingly enough, monkeys

[LexCorp]

had taken the

[Snoo]

usual route through

[LexCorp]

the wood of

[Snoo]

tangled, thin spaghetti

[LexCorp]

into a ball

[q_ball76207]

of big fire

[spike spiegel]

in my bathtub.

[DX]

The fire was

[q_ball76207]

made of chocolate

[SpideyVille007]

flames that smelled

[q_ball76207]

quite verry inviting

[spike spiegel]

and sexually arousing

[Captain_Death]

like a fish.

[spike spiegel]

Just then, hamsters

[OctaviusINC]

built a desk

[SpideyVille007]

on the top

[Snoo]

of Jon Stewart

[SpideyVille007]

making him feel

[Snoo]

quite queasy indeed

[q_ball76207]

John threw a

[spike spiegel]

hissy fit and

[q_ball76207]

ate the hampster

[spike spiegel]

It was delicious.

[q_ball76207]

with hot sauce

[Knightsaber Priss]

and fried entrails

[q_ball76207]

it felt like

[SpideyVille007]

it had just

[Ash J. Williams]

exploded like some

[DarknessOfDeath]

musky red goo

[SpideyVille007]

all over the

[DarknessOfDeath]

pair of panties

[spike spiegel]

that I wore

[DarknessOfDeath]

all day on

[Downhere]

the beach when

[raybia]

I met him.

[Snoo]

But I digress,

[raybia]

the ball of

[Eggyman]

the cow had

[Captain_Death]

no more cheese

[raybia]

as a result

[Snoo]

bad things happened

[raybia]

to the realm

[Snoo]

of free people

[raybia]

who offered free

[Snoo]

dancing lessons and

[raybia]

pizza making abilities

[DarknessOfDeath]

judo chop chop

[raybia]

and its done

[Snoo]

just like that!

[raybia]

The free people

[LexCorp]

of planet Moon

[VIVAFIRE69]

wanted to dance

[LexCorp]

the tango but

[SpideyVille007]

couldn't because they

[Snoo]

kicked their heads

[q_ball76207]

and could'nt think

[Snoo]

why, oh why

[Eggyman]

oh why, oh

[Ash J. Williams]

did Joe make

[VIVAFIRE69]

a stink like

[The IronMan]

a dead skunk.

[q_ball76207]

during mating season

[Ash J. Williams]

she kissed a

[SpideyVille007]

Big fat ugly

[q_ball76207]

supersized french fry

[WalterKovacs]

below the belt

[VIVAFIRE69]

of a tiny

[Sugarculted]

french man. Meanwhile

[WalterKovacs]

while Obama was

[Rocker22]

trying to clear

[DarknessOfDeath]

his anus filled

[LexCorp]

with water and

[VIVAFIRE69]

red berries. Then

[LexCorp]

take the new

[Dangerous]

it released a

[LexCorp]

stupid person who

[Rocker22]

did not realize

[LexCorp]

that a sentence

[Rocker22]

was one thing

[Ash J. Williams]

Joe didn't have.

[VIVAFIRE69]

So bigfoot came

[Ash J. Williams]

and melted some

[Spider-Kid]

video games execpt

(ssbb please Ash. :cwink:)

[Nirvana]

Bigfoot came to

[Spider-Kid]

SSBB to kick


(ssbb: super smash bros brawl)

[Ash J. Williams]

some guy named

[Snoo]

Richie Rich who

[Tempest19]

believed in Cox

[dolfan55aj]

and ate gravy

[Rocker22]

from the ones

[Tempest19]

who leaked ooze

[Ash J. Williams]

from their ears.

[VIVAFIRE69]

Then a monkey

[LexCorp]

jumped on the

[JokerJr.]

head of xerxes.

[LexCorp]

The seven little

[Ash J. Williams]

punks liked to

[JokerJr.]

bang snow white.

[Star]

A beastly Cosplayer

[JokerJr.]

ate a giant

[Ash J. Williams]

apple made of

[JokerJr.]

creepy, ghoulish looking

[Ash J. Williams]

mud that came

[JokerJr.]

from the hood.

[Ash J. Williams]

Someone tied a

[JokerJr.]

mean mexican midget

(i dare you to finish this one without sounding racist)

[Ash J. Williams]

to a slide

[JokerJr.]

aw, you racist [joking]

after that he

[Ash J. Williams]

bit the person

[JokerJr.]

violently, until a

[Ash J. Williams]

robot came along

[JokerJr.]

and stuck a

[Ash J. Williams]

knife in his

[JokerJr.]

stomach, but was

[Ash J. Williams]

kicked in the

[JokerJr.]

groin, the suddenly

[Snoo]

the world collapsed

[Eggyman]

and started to

[Ash J. Williams]

and everyone had

[Eggyman]

magical orgasms that

[Snoo]

were completely unreal

[Eggyman]

and burnt all

[JokerJr.]

the forest to

[Ash J. Williams]

the ground. I

[Eggyman]

charred skeletal trees

[JokerJr.]

that resembled a

[Eggyman]

penguin.


The End.