Three Word Story

[Super Kal]

As I walked

[DX]

to the shop

[Super Kal]

to get a

[D4rkShaDoWz]

diet coke, I

[Super Kal]

twisted my ankle

[DX]

and fell over

[D4rkShaDoWz]

my Aunt Petunia

[Super Kal]

while she was

[D4rkShaDoWz]

cooking 6 brownies

[Super Kal]

and dancing the

[DX]

Spider-Man dance but

[Super Kal]

her two dogs

[D4rkShaDoWz]

Lily and Doodebob

[AlteredEgo]

were listening to

[D4rkShaDoWz]

punk rock music

[The Original Bamfer]

and stupid loungers

[DX]

whining about trolls

[batman11]

who were complaining

[The Original Bamfer]

because TOB was

[batman11]

talking smack about

[The Original Bamfer]

terrible posters, like

[batman11]

batman11, and that

[TKing]

the Hype should

[DX]

ban JAL because

[Charlie No-One]

he smells. Who

[TKing]

would date Alba

[D4rkShaDoWz]

does not know

[DX]

she has herpes

[D4rkShaDoWz]

and some disease

[DX]

called FF2sucksitis which

[D4rkShaDoWz]

sucks her blood

[DX]

sucks her blood
and kills her

[TKing]

meaning no more

[DX]

Fantastic Four movies

[D4rkShaDoWz]

and Sin City

[DX]

and JAL would

[Captain_Death]

eat a turkey

[DX]

and watch Batman

[TKing]

followed by Superman

[DX]

and then Spider-Man

[JP]

He always liked

[D4rkShaDoWz]

toasted chicken because

[Captain_Death]

it smells like

[D4rkShaDoWz]

toaster chicken and

[Captain_Death]

french fried potaters

[Hack and Slash]

and red wine

[Ash J. Williams]

of zombie babies.

[batman11]

Thread bump because

[TKing]

we had to

[Hack and Slash]

go to post

[TKing]

in the Batman

[Sensi]

Dark Knight forum.

[TKing]

It exploded with

[Sensi]

excitement as everyone

[TKing]

fled to Nolan's

[Sensi]

first private screening.

[TKing]

It bombed horrifically

[Sensi]

because there was

[TKing]

no Catwoman, which

[Sensi]

disappointed many fans

[fu manchu]

and critics, who

[Sensi]

anticipated her appearance.

[Ash J. Williams]

Now Joe is

[Hack and Slash]

hunting for someone

[DX]

called Tom Cruise

[Captain_Death]

and wants to

[Hack and Slash]

eliminate his arse

[Downhere]

with a frisbie

[Hack and Slash]

right down to

[Ash J. Williams]

his broken leg.

[TKing]

This will upset

[Downhere]

the balance within

[Ash J. Williams]

the Asian chick's

[Hack and Slash]

legs and that

[VIVAFIRE69]

hair will grow

[Hack and Slash]

all around her

[VIVAFIRE69]

you know what.

[TKing]

This was unfortunate

[Hack and Slash]

that all this

[TKing]

would come later

[VIVAFIRE69]

after the death

[LexCorp]

of a new

[Tiger Lily]

cast member who

[LexCorp]

was the same

[Hack and Slash]

as all the

[LexCorp]

bad sheep. The

[TNC9852002]

remaining Jackson five

-TNC

[Hack and Slash]

decided to go

[Tiger Lily]

on a tour

[MYSTERY]

to Philadelphia and

[Hack and Slash]

sing some of

[Ash J. Williams]

the songs from

[VIVAFIRE69]

days past. Then

[LexCorp]

a large fish

[VIVAFIRE69]

wanted to start

[LexCorp]

a fire under

[JustABill]

Michael's left nut

[Spider-Kid]

was eaten by

[TKing]

Jaws, whose lust

[Spider-Kid]

Jaws, whose lust


His big mummy

[TKing]

wanted a sequel

[LexCorp]

to the movie

[TKing]

which made Arnie

[LexCorp]

famous even though

[TKing]

his appeal was

[LexCorp]

lacking 100%. The

[TKing]

studios punished his

[bullets]

lack of originality

[LexCorp]

by taking his

[Spider-Kid]

by taking his


important Filming equipment

[Brick]

And giving it

[Hack and Slash]

a low score

[The Marvel]

which really sucks

[The Marvel]

which really sucks

[Ash J. Williams]

for Bruce Willis.

[Spider-Kid]

for Bruce Willis.

Who finally quit

[VIVAFIRE69]

drinking beer and

[Spider-Kid]

hired to be

[VIVAFIRE69]

a stuntman for

[Spider-Kid]

a stuntman for

spiderman four which

[D4rkShaDoWz]

intense fighting scenes

[fu manchu]

with Kirsten Dunst

[Spider-Kid]

with Kirsten Dunst

With tobey replaced

[TKing]

caused Jessica Alba

[LexCorp]

to expose her

[VIVAFIRE69]

breast to the

[FEAR THE BAT]

entire kindergarten class

[VIVAFIRE69]

her pic was

[LexCorp]

so hot that

[VIVAFIRE69]

L.A. caught on

[LexCorp]

fire as well

[Spider-Kid]

And suddenly someone

[Ash J. Williams]

blew their whole

[LexCorp]

Alba pic collection

[Spider-Kid]

Alba pic collection

Which Jal got

[LexCorp]

so mad he

[Spider-Kid]

so mad he

Killed the agressor

[LexCorp]

by hitting his

[Spider-Kid]

by hitting his

penis the agressor

[LexCorp]

then tool his

[Spider-Kid]

then tool his

face that he

[LexCorp]

split open. Anyway

[Spider-Kid]

split open. Anyway


Spiderman faced venom

[LexCorp]

and lost but

[Spider-Kid]

and lost but


kicked his face

[LexCorp]

so hard that

[Spider-Kid]

so hard that

Venom bearhugged hard

[LexCorp]

a small girl

[Spider-Kid]

a small girl

then spiderman becouse

[LexCorp]

spidermans ass turned

[Spider-Kid]

spidermans ass turned

red becouse venom

[LexCorp]

licked his ass.

[Spider-Kid]

licked his ass.

Then pretended to

[LexCorp]

make love for

[Spider-Kid]

make love for

mary jane but

[Hack and Slash]

his tongue get

[LexCorp]

very red when

[Spider-Kid]

very red when

he eats her

[LexCorp]

left ear. The

[Spider-Kid]

left ear. The

story continues after

[TKing]

a SHH break

[blahah]

and we're back...

[Spider-Kid]

and we're back...

staring venom, carnage

[Tiger Lily]

in the eyes

[LexCorp]

of LexCorp. Also

[VIVAFIRE69]

three little pigs

[LexCorp]

hit you in

[VIVAFIRE69]

the nutz, because

[FEAR THE BAT]

they hate humans.

[LexCorp]

you were a

[FEAR THE BAT]

hungry hemaphrodite horserider

[Hack and Slash]

who likes to

[LexCorp]

ride women in

[FEAR THE BAT]

the back seat

[LexCorp]

of his car.

[VIVAFIRE69]

So you go

[LexCorp]

east for 3

[VIVAFIRE69]

days and west

[Vilya]

for another 8

[xXx]

Then you see

[FEAR THE BAT]

a giant unbelievable

[LexCorp]

ball of butter

[xXx]

that looks really

[LexCorp]

similar to a

[xXx]

boulder that just

[LexCorp]

was in the

[FEAR THE BAT]

the air falling

[xXx]

towards a town

[FEAR THE BAT]

populated by many

[xXx]

people who are

[FEAR THE BAT]

ridiculously stupid for

[xXx]

standing and watching.

[FEAR THE BAT]

Their fate is

[xXx]

inevitable, so they

[LexCorp]

ran over to

[xXx]

the town hall

[LexCorp]

where LexCorp, JSimpson

[xXx]

xXx, Michael Jackson

[LexCorp]

and Ben were

[xXx]

freaking out and

[LexCorp]

Jessica kissed LexCorp

[GoldGoblin]

Then Took Off

[fu manchu]

and threw up

[Ash J. Williams]

all over the

[GoldGoblin]

The Alien's Shoes

[Vilya]

which dissolved the

[TKing]

Hype into a

[Spider-Kid]

clone of sonic

[Ash J. Williams]

goodness from a

[LexCorp]

cell of the

[VIVAFIRE69]

cat from hell!!

[FVD]

In the meantime,

[VIVAFIRE69]

six little kids

[LexCorp]

went to McDonalds

[Vilya]

and bought six

[xXx]

french fries and

[LexCorp]

one BigMac. The

[xXx]

kids went back

[LexCorp]

having death fights

[Hack and Slash]

over the crap

[LexCorp]

that they had

[Vilya]

their butts kicked

[LexCorp]

hard. The sexy

[Tiger Lily]

waitress came by

[xXx]

with a gun

[Captain Clown]

and cried about

[LexCorp]

the size of

[xXx]

the gun that

[LexCorp]

had entered her

[xXx]

when the man

[LexCorp]

took his gun

[Hack and Slash]

to shoot himself

[LexCorp]

but missed. The

[TKing]

waitress finally finds

[LexCorp]

her bra under

[Ash J. Williams]

her uncle's new

[FEAR THE BAT]

oversized toilet bowl.

[Ash J. Williams]

Hank came out

[fu manchu]

of the closet

[Secret_Riddle]

and screwed my

[Ash J. Williams]

shotgun with his

[xXx]

you know what

[Ash J. Williams]

because of some

[LexCorp]

little girl the

[Hack and Slash]

gun got so

[LexCorp]

ruined that the

[VIVAFIRE69]

grip became loose

[Ash J. Williams]

and it melted.

[Super Kal]

After the girl

[Alex The Great]

whent emo she