Jessica Simpson- the official thread

[The observer]

http://segala.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/Jessica%20Simpson.jpg

[The observer]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/jessica_simpson_hot_and_wet.jpg

[The observer]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5818/jessicasimpson14dm3.jpg

[MaskedManJRK]

She's hot and stacked and all, but sadly, I like my women to have brains. :csad:

[DX]

She's hot and stacked and all, but sadly, I like my women to have brains. :csad:
"Is this chicken or tuna?"


:oldrazz:

[Two-Face]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/1226138.jpg


I never seen that film ^

[The Apatow Crew]

Boobs!

[DX]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/1226138.jpg


I never seen that film ^
You don't want to. It sucks. :o

[javon]

I wish one of her albums could go platnum.

[dark_b]

are her boobs real?

[Shuley]

are her boobs real?
Yes

[Jolie_Desastre]

she can be very photogenic sometimes.

[Kritish]

Such a shame that she has the intellect of your average raccoon.

[MaskedManJRK]

"Is this chicken or tuna?"


:oldrazz:

Not even that--her running around with a real gun for a movie and tripping and slamming her face into it was what did it to me.

The most retarded one in that instance, though, is the one who gave her the gun. From now on, she's only allowed NERF guns.

[JTStarkiller]

Such a shame that she has the intellect of your average raccoon.

What did the raccoons do to deserve such abuse?

[Memphis Slim]

She's suppose to be on The View, very soon. :dry:

[AllThingsComic]

Dumb as a doornail, but I'd shag her rotten!

[DX]

Dumb as a doornail, but I'd shag her rotten!
Ditto :ninja:

[kane9321]

shes very pretty

[Memphis Slim]

She's a real life Barbie Doll.

[Immortalfire]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/music_images/jessica_simpson_hot_and_wet.jpg

Oh my

[Memphis Slim]

Fascinating.....

http://magicstatistics.com/wp-content/pictures/persons/Mr_Spock.jpg

[lou2099]

I liked her boobs when she wasn't even close to being famous. Now she is so over I don't even care.

[PyroChamber]

If it wasn't for Newlyweds, no one would ever have known how dumb she is or see what Nick Lachey had to go through everyday.

[SurfDUI]

http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Jessica-Simpson/jessica-simpson-camel-toe.jpg

http://jessandashlee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jessica-simpson-boob-pop.jpg

[JustABill]

Jessica has these odd spurts of uber popularity. She's all of the place one minute, then nowhere the next. Like right now? What is she even up to?

[Rac]

I love her boobs.

[DJ Kornphlake]

Jessica has these odd spurts of uber popularity. She's all of the place one minute, then nowhere the next. Like right now? What is she even up to?

She's going to be cohosting the View while one of the regulars is on maternity leave.

[MaskedManJRK]

http://jessandashlee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jessica-simpson-boob-pop.jpg

Lord, tell me that's a censored nip slip...:yay:

[Docker2.0]

Is it me, or has she died out really quickly and silently? :huh: That said, I'd hit it like Iron Mike on Robin Givens! :o

[Two-Face]

http://www.ninjadude.com/images/Jessica-Simpson/jessica-simpson-camel-toe.jpg

http://jessandashlee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jessica-simpson-boob-pop.jpg


What's wrong with her in the first pic:huh:

[Kritish]

What's wrong with her in the first pic:huh:

The fact that there's a bulge in her pants.

[javon]

I heard her do a whistle register.

[lou2099]

Due to her lack of talent, as a result bombing with movies and country music, she is well on her way to posing for Playboy. I'd give it two, three years until she graces the cover.

[DJ Kornphlake]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/dj_kornphlake/531lo.jpg

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

She sucks now. I only liked her when she was married and actually had a career. I loved her In This Skin CD.

[Raiden]

Whatever happened to her new "country music" career?

[SurfDUI]

She does it for me-I can't explain it...and she's the best thing about the Dallas Cowboys

[Milkman95]

She does it for me-I can't explain it...and she's the best thing about the Dallas Cowboys

Totally agree, there's just something about her. Her country career is doing fine, and will continue to get better. Her first single, "Come On Over" is playing regularly on country music stations and was on CMT's Top 20 countdown for a while.

[lou2099]

Looks like she still needs Proactive.

[TDK Joker]

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z304/Two-Face24/1226138.jpg


I never seen that film ^

Only reason I ever saw that film!

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

She might dumb as ****, but my god she is gorgeous, I would shag her everywere!

[<(o_o)>]

Would you call Jessica fat or has she just gotten more voluptuous?

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/6dcd16b36e_JessSimpsons_01272009.jpg

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[KenK]

People need to realize that more than anything, she's just wearing an extremely unflattering outfit in those pictures. Yes, she's clearly gained weight, but she still looks good to me, if not better. I like my Texan beckys to have a little more meat on their bones.

[terry78]

I don't think there's anything wrong with her. She's gone from perfect to having an slight bit of meat on her. So what? The only straight men who wouldn't hit it are those who are used to banging supermodels. The other 90 percent of us would have no problem with her.

Yeah, but even the ugliest dude will say he doesn't like chubby chicks. Irony at its finest.

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Is the stress surrounding the criticism of Jessica Simpson's weight gain affecting her mental well-being?

Seems that way!

The now chunkier singer had a very public meltdown last night during her concert in Grand Rapids.

It all started when her "boyfriend" - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - didn't show up for her gig after supposedly missing his flight.

During her 38-minute set opening for Rascal Flatts, she said "I'm so excited, I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow. He's the person who makes me relax."

She must have really needed him to help her relax last night, cuz her show turned into a disaster!

During her "hit" With You, she stopped singing during the middle of her song! Apparently she needed a sip of water, so her backup singers took over the lead vocals for a bit. After the song, she "seemed a little embarrassed and said it's difficult to be on stage and be so vulnerable."

During another song she began having issues with her ear monitors and seemed to have lost her place in several of her other songs. She also had to make her band start over again on one of them. And as for her tune Come on Over, she even started to forget the lyrics!!!

Later, when she started to introduce her closing song, she "talked about how she felt like walking off the stage." At the end she thanked her band for "having her back," and reportedly looked like she was wiping away some tears as she walked off.

[dark_b]

People need to realize that more than anything, she's just wearing an extremely unflattering outfit in those pictures. Yes, she's clearly gained weight, but she still looks good to me, if not better. I like my Texan beckys to have a little more meat on their bones.she is not fat. but i saw mroe pics from this event and you can clearly see fat on her arms. she gained fat.
but the is not ''fat'' like peopel say for BIG women.

[Double Down]

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[Morg]

Jessica Simpson Struggles Through Concert

02/06/2009 1:43 PM, E! Online


Just when we thought we were in the clear, having managed to make it through this week almost entirely Jessica Simpson-free, she had to go have a mini breakdown during her opening set for Rascal Flatts in Grand Rapids, Mich.

According to the Grand Rapids Press, she kicked off the whole mess by lamenting how much she missed Tony Romo right after the opening song. "I'm so excited, I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow," she informed the crowd. Tony came up again later when she dedicated "You're My Sunday" to him, telling everyone, "I love him so, so much!"

Then it got bad...

Apparently, Jess lost her place in several songs including "Pray Out Loud," which the band had to start over after several measures. And then "Come On Over," where she mouthed "sorry" to the monitors.

She explained tearfully, "My voice is weak tonight and I feel so vulnerable onstage." And just before she closed the 38-minute set, she mentioned how sometimes, like this particular disastrous night, she wished she could just walk off the stage. She then thanked her band for not going all Christian Bale on her and appeared to wipe tears away as she exited the stage.

One of the local paper's writers blames the episode on Tony not showing up, but that seems like a pretty weak explanation.

The fans who attended the show and cheered her on with words of support have a slightly more astute take on the whole thing. "I felt bad for her tonight," one told the paper. "Magazines are ripping her, being so harsh, and she's gorgeous." Now that we can understand.

this was on yahoo

[[A]]

she's slated to appear in.................the thick women thread! :hehe:

[terry78]

I'd still hit it.

[[A]]

hope you -Jessica fans- like these..

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click to see the last two pics in their original size (meaning, big..)

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[Milkman95]

She's still one of my favorites - I'd smack that around as long as I possibly could, and then some.

[Golgo-13]

More cushion for the push'in. :up:

[Sawyer]

The big deal the media is making about her weight gain is ****ing absurd. Get back to me when she's as big as Rosie O'Donnell, then I will agree that she's a blimp. But now? Not so much.

Honestly though, I dont find her as attractive now as I did a few years ago.

[Double Down]

I think the attention is getting to her.

Jessica Simpson Struggles Through Concert

02/06/2009 1:43 PM, E! Online

Just when we thought we were in the clear, having managed to make it through this week almost entirely Jessica Simpson-free, she had to go have a mini breakdown during her opening set for Rascal Flatts in Grand Rapids, Mich.
According to the Grand Rapids Press, she kicked off the whole mess by lamenting how much she missed Tony Romo right after the opening song. "I'm so excited, I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow," she informed the crowd. Tony came up again later when she dedicated "You're My Sunday" to him, telling everyone, "I love him so, so much!"
Then it got bad...
Apparently, Jess lost her place in several songs including "Pray Out Loud," which the band had to start over after several measures. And then "Come On Over," where she mouthed "sorry" to the monitors.
She explained tearfully, "My voice is weak tonight and I feel so vulnerable onstage." And just before she closed the 38-minute set, she mentioned how sometimes, like this particular disastrous night, she wished she could just walk off the stage. She then thanked her band for not going all Christian Bale on her and appeared to wipe tears away as she exited the stage.
One of the lacal paper's writers blames the episode on Tony not showing up, but that seems like a pretty weak explanation.
The fans who attended the show and cheered her on with words of support have a slightly more astute take on the whole thing. "I felt bad for her tonight," one told the paper. "Magazines are ripping her, being so harsh, and she's gorgeous." Now that we can understand.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/61983463

[ross2287]

This thread needs more pictures.
:up:

[I SEE SPIDEY]

She's not fat or chubby, anybody who thinks so is insane.

[dark_b]

she is a little chubby come on.

[[A]]

if you don't think she's chubby you're a chubby yourself :funny:

[SuperFerret]

But it's not a bad thing.

[I SEE SPIDEY]

she is a little chubby come on.If she's chubby, I'm morbidly obese.

The overweight thing is bigger problem than people being too skinny in America but I just don't see chubby here. Sorry. And I have no idea why I'm defending here because I honestly find her to be untalented.

People need to stop being so hard on Women. How about getting on Val Kilmer for turning into a total blimp, I hardly ever hear talk about male actors.

Thats the last I'm going to say because as I stated I don't like Simpson.

[[A]]

more pics!

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[[A]]

collages..

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[Franklin Richards]

More pics of the General Lee... and get Jessica out of the way.

:D



:thing: :doom: :thing:

[SurfDUI]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/7143/jessicasimpsonmichaelthyd5.jpg (http://img26.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicasimpsonmichaelthyd5.jpg)



Nice-
She can loose some talent and I'd still be all in.

I WISH SHE'D WEAR THAT OUTFIT W/ HER CURRENT SHAPE

[Kelly]

she is a little chubby come on.

if you don't think she's chubby you're a chubby yourself :funny:


Ridiculous thinking....

[Ace of Knaves]

She is fat, no ifs or buts. Look at her in them Dukes of Hazard pics, unbelievably gorgeous. Now she looks like trailer trash who eats road kill.

Didn't she once think that Buffalo wings come from Buffalo? Idiot. Still give her a right seeing to though.

[Kelly]

She is fat, no ifs or buts. Look at her in them Dukes of Hazard pics, unbelievably gorgeous. Now she looks like trailer trash who eats road kill.

Didn't she once think that Buffalo wings come from Buffalo? Idiot. Still give her a right seeing to though.


heh....

[Scar Predator]

I think the uproar over her body is ridiculous. The weight suits her. She looks great.

[Raiden]

I think the uproar over her body is ridiculous. The weight suits her. She looks great.

Well, she used to look gorgeous before, but now she clearly packed on a bit too much weight.

[Ace of Knaves]

I think the uproar over her body is ridiculous. The weight suits her. She looks great.

No, the weight does not suit her. No, she does not look great.

You want Jessica Simpson looking great? Check out the video for "These boots were made for walking" :up:

[terry78]

Depends on the body type you like. If she was morbidly obese, I could see...but that size chick is pretty much on par with what quite a few guys like...no body fat at all is just creepy to me.

[Scar Predator]

Well, she used to look gorgeous before, but now she clearly packed on a bit too much weight.

She used to have that cookie-cutter, sorority girl look. That does nothing for me at all. Thickness, FTW!

Depends on the body type you like. If she was morbidly obese, I could see...but that size chick is pretty much on par with what quite a few guys like...no body fat at all is just creepy to me.

I never gave her a second look before now. She was just another barbie look alike. Now, she has some serious curves. :woot:

[terry78]

Where I grew up, where most of the people were black and latino, MOST of the females looked like that. You had a few black and mexican chicks that were 98 lbs. soaking wet, but they were few and far between.

[Scar Predator]

No, the weight does not suit her. No, she does not look great.

You want Jessica Simpson looking great? Check out the video for "These boots were made for walking" :up:

Redneck clothes...Country music...twiggy woman...Pukes of Hazzard movie...any one of these would make me turn the channel. There is no way I'm subjecting myself to all of that.:nono:

[Ace of Knaves]

What about washing a car in a itsy bitsy bikini and smothering herself in soapy water?

[Scar Predator]

Where I grew up, where most of the people were black and latino, MOST of the females looked like that. You had a few black and mexican chicks that were 98 lbs. soaking wet, but they were few and far between.

I envy you. I went to college with about 1200 girls that all looked the same: short, blonde, no hips at all.

[Scar Predator]

What about washing a car in a itsy bitsy bikini and smothering herself in soapy water?

If she had the smoking curves she has now, yes. If she had the Girls Gone Wild look that she used to, no thanks.

[TDK Joker]

collages..

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best post ever!

[Doctor Jones]

Dukes Jessica >>>>>>>> now Jessica

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea how can anyone say she hasn't got curves there? I don't think people realize the difference between curves and fat.

[Doctor Jones]

Oh she has curves alright. Goddamn nice curves.

[Ace of Knaves]

^ :up: :D

[Scar Predator]

Dukes Jessica >>>>>>>> now Jessica

Jessica in the Pukes of Hazzard was a few pounds over being a bean pole. One hug and I would have broken her. I'm glad you guys like her because that kind of look doesn't cause me to spare a second glance.

[Ace of Knaves]

She had curves in all the right places. Her boobs, her ass. Not her belly.

[Scar Predator]

She had curves in all the right places. Her boobs, her ass. Not her belly.

LOL, What butt??! Go to the thick women thread ( and see new and improved Jess) if you want to see some REAL butts.

[Wesley Dodds]

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Good grief. At least now we know what happened to her career. She ate it.

[Scar Predator]

Good grief. At least now we know what happened to her career. She ate it.

She's reportedly embarking on a diet so she can go back to looking like all the other Hollywood waifs. You guys have fun with that. :cwink:

[Ace of Knaves]

She never looked like a waif though. She has always been curvy, but now she is just plain fat.

When someone says "waif" I think of people like Mischa Barton and Keira Knightley. Jessica Simpson was never, ever that skinny.

[Scar Predator]

She never looked like a waif though. She has always been curvy, but now she is just plain fat.

When someone says "waif" I think of people like Mischa Barton and Keira Knightley. Jessica Simpson was never, ever that skinny.

We obviously have very different perceptions of what a waif is. I think I could have gotten my hands around JS's waist when she was in DOH. That creeps me out. Not sexy at all.

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea well I dunno about you but I don't like my girls to have big waists. Big hips? Yes. Big waist? No.

[Doctor Jones]

Mother of God, Venom, it all comes down to if Dukes Jessica came up to you and asked you for sex, would you say yes?

If you say no, then I'm sorry. I really am.

[Doctor Jones]

And no tight vagina Venom? Come on! You gotta love that!

[Scar Predator]

Mother of God, Venom, it all comes down to if Dukes Jessica came up to you and asked you for sex, would you say yes?

If you say no, then I'm sorry. I really am.

In all seriousness, I probably wouldn't even notice her if she wasn't already famous. There was a girl on my college track team that looked like her in DOH. Guys drooled over her constantly. I got to be good friends with her because I never hit on her in the two years I knew her. I thought her face was cute but I never saw the awesomeness that everyone else saw.

[kane9321]

Oh she has curves alright. Goddamn nice curves.

QFT:woot:

[Doctor Jones]

In all seriousness, I probably wouldn't even notice her if she wasn't already famous. There was a girl on my college track team that looked like her in DOH. Guys drooled over her constantly. I got to be good friends with her because I never hit on her in the two years I knew her. I thought her face was cute but I never saw the awesomeness that everyone else saw.

Well, I'm sorry. :csad:

[Scar Predator]

Well, I'm sorry. :csad:

LOL. Thanks.