Ralph Wiggum for President in 2008!

[Duende Verde]

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Immigration – “Stranger danger!”

Government Spending – “I only have this much moneys.”

Party Politics – “Everyone is invited to my party!”

Slogan – “I Dig the Wig”

Ethics – “I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy.”

Political Appointments – Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as his First Ladle

Foreign Relations – “When we’re mad we’ll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.”

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[Duende Verde]

-D8dS2H5JSs

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[Malice]

This is simply, inspiring.
Immigration – “Stranger danger!”

[Addendum]

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Immigration – “Stranger danger!”

Government Spending – “I only have this much moneys.”

Party Politics – “Everyone is invited to my party!”

Slogan – “I Dig the Wig”

Ethics – “I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good boy.”

Political Appointments – Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as his First Ladle

Foreign Relations – “When we’re mad we’ll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.”

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Damn, now Ralphie is making me rethink voting for Christopher Walken :csad:

[hippie_hunter]

I'm voting for Zod

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Zod on the Issues:

Executive Power - "I do not take orders. I give them. Congress shall no longer have the ability to impeach me or override my decisions, and the Supreme Court shall not meddle in government affairs."

Civil Rights - "Your freedom will be expanded. You will be even more free to give your money and lives to me, and to be my eternal subjects."

Opposition to the Iraq War - "The Iraq War has shifted $187 billion to the defense industry. How is this "defense industry" to kneel before me? Are my praises to be sung as footnotes in their paperwork? You will stop giving these corporations your wealth. I suggest you put the money into your own schools and health care, so that I may have intelligent, healthy servants. I will indulge your wishes if you all want a Westernized, unpopular regime in Iraq, and I too shall gloat in its troubles, but it will not be done at my expense."

Universal Health Care - "Even a criminal like myself is shocked that millions are not able to get health insurance and cannot pay for basic surgery. Who are these power brokers that allow the pigpen to become wormy and filthy? I demand your very lives, but I am not such an imbecile as to institutionalize suffering and poverty. You have my assurance that this shall change swiftly."

Corporate Reform - "You people have become disgusting minions to these things you call "corporations". These things take your money and your land, put you into debt, send your jobs overseas, provide you with unsafe foods, and sue you when you say anything bad about them. Yet you people fatten them up at the ballot box. You give them free land, name your stadiums after them, allow them to telemarket you, and even sacrifice your own bankruptcy protections. Quite frankly it astonishes me. I will break this sickly codependency. It is I who shall be your ruler. I shall empower you with wealth to give me as tribute. A corporation cannot bow to me or give me tribute that comes from the heart."

The Trade Deficit - "Why do you buy Chinese-made items when you know that it sells out the jobs of your family and friends? How will you buy those cheap things when you have no job? You are sending my wealth and tribute to foreign lands. I will not tolerate this."

Genetic and Stem Cell Research - "I have no wish to elevate the species on this planet to any sort of godlike status. Do you have doubts about the generous protection I offer you? Take note of your station in life, mortal!"

Taxation - "I demand that you give all of your worldly possessions to Zod, I do not expect all mortals to immediately send these things. You may have the temporary use of your toasters, your Ikea furniture, and so forth, but you shall surrender the valuable trinkets, the gold, and jewelry to build up my treasury. As far as income, be sure to see the IRS Form 1040-ZOD[/URL (PDF, or JPG (http://www.zod2008.com/1040zod.pdf)) to see what your tax payment shall be."

The Debt - "people are in bondage to foreign interests. Did you know that 64% of your public debt is financed by other countries? This cannot continue. And I shall not tolerate domestic debt, as wealth of this scale cannot be amassed without a rational explanation to me. Thus the public debt shall be expunged from all official records and there shall be a freeze on all attempts to liquidate U.S. government securities. Let that be a lesson to any foreign investors that engage in profiteering of this mighty nation, and to those domestic troublemakers that dare deprive me of spoils. Truly, how can you vote for Ron Paul or Hillary Clinton when they cannot promise you a zero public debt? Unshackle yourselves and kneel before Zod at the ballot box!"

[U]Kneeling - "You shall kneel before me, and the top of your head shall not exceed half of your height. You must also give to me all iPhones, handbags, book bags, backpacks, purses, food and beverages of any kind, guns, ammunition, fireworks, and knives of any size. You may keep your cell phone."

[Obi-Ron]

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This thread is long overdue!