The G.I. JOE Caption Thread

[That-Guy]

I know, I know. No photos or anything yet, but hell... I think that when I started a thread like this for The Dark Knight, we had a good 6 months before we had a picture. And there are plenty of cartoon pics we can use, along with numerous photos of the actors, so why not? I'll start.

http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/squirrelkill.jpg
"We just thought we'd prove to you that casting action figures in this movie instead of real actors would be a hell of a lot more interesting!"

[DOG LIPS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/cobra2.jpg

"Mission: Impossible"

[That-Guy]

lol!

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe.jpg
Baroness: Shh.

[tamron]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe.jpg
Duke: "One word..."
Roadblock: "Sounds like..."

[That-Guy]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe.jpg
Baroness: If this wasn't a children's cartoon, I'd be showing you a very different finger.

[That-Guy]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/GI-TRANS-POS-3~GI-Joe-Transformers-Posters.jpg
Cobra Commander: I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken.
Megatron: Something is so familiar about that damned voice...

[Mal'Akai]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/GI-TRANS-POS-3~GI-Joe-Transformers-Posters.jpg
Megatron: Say, "Hello" to my little friend.
Cobra Commander: Stop calling me that!

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/mlp.jpg
Cobra Commander: I always wanted a pony when I was growing up.

[Spider-Bat]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/GI-TRANS-POS-3~GI-Joe-Transformers-Posters.jpg

Cobra Commander:"Does my butt look fat in these pants."

Megatron:"Not at all, baby."

[Spider-Bat]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/mlp.jpg
Cobra Commander:"Was it good for you too?"

[Spider-Bat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/cobra2.jpg

"Oh banana, you've always been there for me. and I'm so sad to say this but, I have to eat you now."

[Godzilla]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/cobra2.jpg

DESTRO: "I know this is wrong, Commander. But it feels sooooo right."

[Godzilla]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe.jpg

BARONESS: "Ah. Ah. Ah. Quit staring at my chest, guys."

DUKE: "We ... can't."

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe.jpg

BARONESS: "Ah. Ah. Ah. Quit staring at my chest, guys."

DUKE: "We ... can't."
Hehehehehe

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Alright you bleeding heart liberals, gooooooooooooooooooooooo get 'em!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/GiJoeMovie_Rawhides.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/GiJoeMovie_Rawhides.jpg)
TUNNEL RAT: "Is he talkin' about us?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg)
LT. FALCON: "I think he's talkin' about us."




http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg)
DUKE: "The needs of the many... outweigh..."
FALCON: "The needs of the few."
SCARLETT: "Or the one."
DUKE: "Live long... and prosper..."

[K.B.]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

Stalker: "Why they always gotta make the brother go first!?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

Stalker: "Why they always gotta make the brother go first!?!"
Hehehehehehehe, good question.

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Destroy those rival franchises!"

http://www.amosdelretro.com.ar/Thundercats/Thundercats_post01.JPG
LION-O: "What?! We don't even have a script or a director yet!"

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/heman.gif
HE-MAN: "We have that same problem!"

http://animatedmemories.com/images/silverhawks.jpg
SILVERHAWKS: "No one even bothers remembering us... jerks!"

http://www.tv-intros.com/t/thundarr.jpg
THUNDARR: "We feel your pain."

[KenK]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/GiJoeMovie_Rawhides.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/GiJoeMovie_Rawhides.jpg)
"MINORITEAM!!!"

[Loki]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe.jpg
Smell my Finger

[Godzilla]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/GiJoeMovie_Rawhides.jpg

Beachhead: "Didnt I tell you to take off that stupid helmet?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/GiJoeMovie_Rawhides.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/GiJoeMovie_Rawhides.jpg)
"MINORITEAM!!!"
Hehehehehehehe

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m5/gi-joe-the-movie-a.jpg
SERPENTOR: "Infidel Defilers! They shall all drown in lakes of blood! Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark, now they will learn why they fear the light!"

[DarthRekal]

I :heart: this thread :woot:




http://animatedmemories.com/images/silverhawks.jpg
SILVERHAWKS: "No one even bothers remembering us... jerks!"


I love the Silver Hawks!

[DarthRekal]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/DarthRekal/joes25th_toys.jpg

WarrioooooooorS!... COme out to PLayyyyyeeeahhhh!!

[That-Guy]

You guys are great. :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg
Falcon: I'm here with ya Duke! You're gonna pull through, I swear it!
Duke: Ah, it's okay. No sweat. Only a flesh wound. TV villains are such morons. They always shoot you in the right side of the chest. The heart's on the left dumbass!

[Godzilla]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

FALCON: "You mean you're going to die like Optimus Prime?"

DUKE: "Nah. But after my wife sent me a supposed copy of The Deerhunter, I sure wish I would."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

FALCON: "You mean you're going to die like Optimus Prime?"

DUKE: "Nah. But after my wife sent me a supposed copy of The Deerhunter, I sure wish I would."
Hahahahahahahahahahaha


You guys are great. :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg
Falcon: I'm here with ya Duke! You're gonna pull through, I swear it!
Duke: Ah, it's okay. No sweat. Only a flesh wound. TV villains are such morons. They always shoot you in the right side of the chest. The heart's on the left dumbass!

Bwahahahahahaha


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/DarthRekal/joes25th_toys.jpg

WarrioooooooorS!... COme out to PLayyyyyeeeahhhh!!

Nice reference.


I love the Silver Hawks!

Then you must start a petition to bring them back!

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!"

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"

[That-Guy]

Nice, Blazing Saddles. :D

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

[That-Guy]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/DarthRekal/joes25th_toys.jpg
Cobra Commander: (thinking to himself) Oh great... What a lovely time to get a wedgie... goddamnit... I hope no one notices...
Baroness: (whispering) Heh, Destro... Coby's undies are riding up! Check it out! He's trying to pick it out!
Destro: For Christ's sake darling, don't stare! Give the man some privacy!

[Dr. Fate]

Nice, Blazing Saddles. :D

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!
Thanks and great use of YMCA there.

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "We are the children of the night
We fight for the future of our nation
Lets come together and unite
Nothing's gonna stop us now!

We are the children of the night
We fight for the future of our nation
Lets come together and unite
Nothing's gonna stop us now!
Let the fire burn inside
Nobody can stop this generation
Cos we're the children o the night
Dont ever let them put u down!

Get up,get up
Get up, now is the time to change
Get up, get up
get up, there is no time to waste
Get up, get up
get up, dont ever let them put u down
Get up, come along and join the scene
Live your life a rave machine!

We are the children of the night
We fight for the future of our nation
Lets come together and unite
Nothing's gonna stop us now!
Let the fire burn inside
Nobody can stop this generation
Cos we're the children o the night
Dont ever let them put u down!

Get up,get up
Get up, now is the time to change
Get up, get up
get up, there is no time to waste
Get up, get up
get up, dont ever let them put u down
Get up, come along and join the scene
Live your life a rave machine!

We are the children of the night
We fight for the future of our nation
Lets come together and unite
Nothing's gonna stop us now!
Let the fire burn inside
Nobody can stop this generation
Cos we're the children o the night
Dont ever let them put u down!

Get up,get up
Get up, now is the time to change
Get up, get up
get up, there is no time to waste
Get up, get up
get up, dont ever let them put u down
Get up, come along and join the scene
Live your life a rave machine!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Yes... I cant believe the news today
Oh, I cant close my eyes and make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...

Broken bottles under childrens feet
Bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I wont heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday bloody sunday...)
(allright lets go!)

And the battles just begun
Theres many lost, but tell me who has won
The trench is dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday

How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...
Tonight...

Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
Tonight
Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
(come get some!)

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away
Wipe your tears away
I wipe your tears away
(sunday, bloody sunday)
I wipe your blood shot eyes
(sunday, bloody sunday)

Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
(here I come!)

And its true we are immune
When fact is fiction and tv reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die

The real battle yet begun (sunday, bloody sunday)
To claim the victory jesus won (sunday, bloody sunday)
On...

Sunday bloody sunday
Sunday bloody sunday..."

[Godzilla]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

"Cobra, yoooooouuuuu want it allllllll, but you cant hhhaaaaavveee it!

Iiiiit's in your faaacccee but yooouuu can't graaaab iiitttt!

Now let's go save that fish!"

[Mal'Akai]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/DarthRekal/joes25th_toys.jpg
Cobra Commander: Fellow soldiers, we are going into battle. Some of us may not surrvive, but... (rambles on)
Cobra Officer: Oh snap!

[Mal'Akai]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i131/DarthRekal/joes25th_toys.jpg
Here we se photographic evidence that The Baroness is, in fact, a Harry Potter geek.

[Spider-Bat]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe.jpg

Baroness:"Hush, puppy."

[Spider-Bat]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Yes... I cant believe the news today
Oh, I cant close my eyes and make it go away
How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...

Broken bottles under childrens feet
Bodies strewn across the dead end street
But I wont heed the battle call
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday bloody sunday...)
(allright lets go!)

And the battles just begun
Theres many lost, but tell me who has won
The trench is dug within our hearts
And mothers, children, brothers, sisters torn apart

Sunday, bloody sunday
Sunday, bloody sunday

How long...
How long must we sing this song?
How long? how long...

cause tonight...we can be as one
Tonight...
Tonight...

Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
Tonight
Sunday, bloody sunday (tonight)
(come get some!)

Wipe the tears from your eyes
Wipe your tears away
Wipe your tears away
I wipe your tears away
(sunday, bloody sunday)
I wipe your blood shot eyes
(sunday, bloody sunday)

Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
Sunday, bloody sunday (sunday, bloody sunday)
(here I come!)

And its true we are immune
When fact is fiction and tv reality
And today the millions cry
We eat and drink while tomorrow they die

The real battle yet begun (sunday, bloody sunday)
To claim the victory jesus won (sunday, bloody sunday)
On...

Sunday bloody sunday
Sunday bloody sunday..."Bravo. :applaud

[Spider-Bat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

Duke:"There...is...a...nother...Sky...Walker."

[Spider-Bat]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/GI-TRANS-POS-3~GI-Joe-Transformers-Posters.jpg

Megatron:"What's with the helmet?"

CC:"Under here I look like an eight by ten of Dorian Gray."

[Spider-Bat]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/cobra2.jpg

"Oh banana, will you marry me?"

[Spider-Bat]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg)

Sgt. Slaughter:"Alright, which one of you grabbed my ass?!"

[Mal'Akai]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg
Scarlett: Oh, God. Duke's been shot!!
Falcon: Hang in there, Duke. The Doc's on his way! Don't you die on me!!!
Duke: For f***'s sake, I was shot with a pintball, s***head!

[The Count]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

DAMN YOU FALCON! WHY DID YOU BUY CHEAP PENS! THIS SHIRT IS RUINED!!!

[The Count]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/cobra2.jpg

"I knew the Baroness was hiding something in her sock drawer..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

Duke:"There...is...a...nother...Sky...Walker."
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

All this stuff's been good.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l235/cabglobe/ironmancaptainamericacasualtiesofwa.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Don't you never say that Transformers is/was better than GI Joe! GI Joe owned Transformers!"

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Thanks Cap! Kick his ass on our behalf!"

[The Count]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/baroness-laundry.jpg

To Do List:

Clean Uniforms
Polish Destro
Conquer World
Buy Milk
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r117/robster001/gi-joe-the-movie-e.jpg

"This Rave Sucks!"

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m5/gi-joe-the-movie-i.jpg

"PEEKABOO!!!"

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/cels/flintscarlettsmall.jpg

Falcon: Oh No, Cobra! Better cop a feel!

http://www.filmjunk.com/spacejunk/wp-content/images/tv/gijoeliveaction.jpg

Duke: That's right, me and Snake-Eyes are in love

Scarlett: How could you?

Snake-Eyes: .................!

[The Count]

double post

[DOG LIPS]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/Anklelock/TheBaroness.png

"I'm going to marry DOG LIPS."

[The Count]

http://pegpundit.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/matisyahu_kushner.jpg

"I thought you said G.I Jew"

[The Count]

http://www.retrocrush.com/retrorandy/hankg/dialtone22.jpg

"Insert screw x into hole p! There is no screw x! Damn you Ikea!!!"

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.filmjunk.com/spacejunk/wp-content/images/tv/gijoeliveaction.jpg
Scarlett: Um, Duke. Eyes up here!
Duke: Huh, sorry, what?!!?

[That-Guy]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of sh**! Get the f**k off of my obstacle! Get the f**k down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-D**KS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!"

[The Count]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

Slaughter: Sorry guys but i want to pursue a solo career

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/baroness-laundry.jpg

To Do List:

Clean Uniforms
Polish Destro
Conquer World
Buy Milkhttp://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r117/robster001/gi-joe-the-movie-e.jpg

"This Rave Sucks!"

http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m5/gi-joe-the-movie-i.jpg

"PEEKABOO!!!"

http://www.joeheadquarters.com/cels/flintscarlettsmall.jpg

Falcon: Oh No, Cobra! Better cop a feel!

http://www.filmjunk.com/spacejunk/wp-content/images/tv/gijoeliveaction.jpg

Duke: That's right, me and Snake-Eyes are in love

Scarlett: How could you?

Snake-Eyes: .................!
That's actually Flint up there, not Falcon, but it's still funny.

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Joes, Prepare For Glory! Eat A Hearty Breakfast, For Tonight We Dine In HELL!!!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
LT. FALCON: "We're here for the gang bang."

[Godzilla]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
LT. FALCON: "We're here for the gang bang."

LMAO

http://www.filmjunk.com/spacejunk/wp-content/images/tv/gijoeliveaction.jpg

DUKE: "Soooo ...... does it ever bother you Snake Eyes never moans during the love making? I know it sure bothered me!"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

FALCON: "You know, Sarge. You really should do a shoot interview with your buddy, The Iron Shiek. And if you could get The Honky Tonk Man to join you guys, that would be great too. Just saying."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.amosdelretro.com.ar/Thundercats/Thundercats_post01.JPG
LION-O: "Yo Joe!"
http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Hey, that's our line you bastard!"



http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "By The Power Of Grayskull!"

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/heman.gif
HE-MAN: "Copyright Infringement!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/hawk.gif
http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/hawk2.gif


http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/hawk3.gif

General Hawk as he appears in the comics (the cartoon and at least some of the action figures gave him black hair), I couldn't pick just one, so I'm using them all -

GENERAL HAWK: "I'm not Duke!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.lostlaowai.com/commentary/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cobra_commander.jpg
CC: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on... hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned for all eternity at the center of a dead planet. Buried alive... buried alive..."

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Khan!" [echo] "Khan!"

Or...

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg
DESTROY: "Khan!"

[JohnRico]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg

Hey listen pal I ordered 100 large pizzas with extra cheese over one hour ago if the pizza is not here with in twenty minutes I will be using my super government powers & then oh you dont want to know what I have in mind for you

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.roadflares.org/matt/images/cobra_commander.jpghttp://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
HAWK: "Yes?"
COBRA COMMANDER'S DISTORTED VOICE: "Se- un- ays..."
HAWK: "What? Willie Maize?"
CCDSV: "En- ay..."
HAWK: "Who's gay? Hello?"
CCDSV: "Ca- ou- ear- me- ow?"
HAWK: "What?"
COBRA COMMANDER: "Can you hear me now?"
HAWK: "Yes, perfect."
CC: "7 Days..."
HAWK: "What? I'm gonna die next Monday?"
CC: " Yes. No. Wait. Monday. That would be seven business days. This is seven days starting now."
HAWK: "So seven days to this very hour? My watch broke. How am I gonna know the exact hour?"
CC: "Forget hours. This day seven days from now."
HAWK: "But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?"
CC: "Well, that depends. What holiday?"
HAWK: "Martin Luther King Day."
CC: " Then no."
HAWK: "Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off."
CC: "Jesus Christ, General. I'm giving you seven friggin' days. I can come over now and kill the **** out of you if you'd rather have that."
HAWK: "Seven Days Will Suffice."

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6e/Covergirl2.jpg/191px-Covergirl2.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Covergirl2.jpg)
COVER GIRL: "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Sommers."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Ladyjaye-dd.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Ladyjaye-dd.jpg)
LADY JAYE: "Do the men of America really need a better reason to enlist other than hanging out with hot babes like us?"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Scarletdc.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Scarletdc.jpg)
SCARLETT: "Hardly."

[That-Guy]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
Hey, I want to tell you something, OK? And I want to leave a message for you right now. 'Cause again, it's 10:30 here in New York on a Wednesday, and once again I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time. When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing and I go and I make that phone call. At 11 o'clock in the morning in New York and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night. And you don't even have the G**damn phone turned on. I want you to know something, OK?


I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being. I don't give a damn that you're 12 years old, or 11 years old, or that you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass who doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm concerned. You have humiliated me for the last time with this phone.


And when I come out there next week, I'm going to fly out there for the day just to straighten you out on this issue. I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am and how angry I am with you that you've done this to me again. You've made me feel like s**t and you've made me feel like a fool over and over and over again. And this crap you pull on me with this G**damn phone situation that you would never dream of doing to your mother and you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I am going to get on a plane and I am going to come out there for the day and I am going to straighten your ass out when I see you. Do you understand me? I'm going to really make sure you get it. Then I'm going to get on a plane and I'm going to turn around and come home. So you'd better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me. So I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?

[BobJM]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg

QUAID:
(on the phone with his agent)
Wait, what?! He's in this--Marlon Wayans?! Oh ****...this is G.I. Joe, right?! ****, ****, ****...is it too late to pull outta this? Let's just sneak out the back.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
HAWK: "Hello, Ghostbusters. Yes, of course they're serious."

[Dr. Fate]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/GI-TRANS-POS-3~GI-Joe-Transformers-Posters.jpg
Cobra Commander: I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken.
Megatron: Something is so familiar about that damned voice...
Bwahahahahahahahaha

Rest In Peace, Chris Latta (1949-1994).

[Godzilla]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg

"Hey, who is this? .... Frank Rizzo?"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
HAWK: "Hello, yes, I'm looking for Seymour Butz."

[Mal'Akai]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
Quaid to his agent: Look! I'm the oldest guy in the cast except for that dude playing the president and they keep getting younger! Work you magic somehow and get some damn senior citizen in this f'n movie!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
Quaid to his agent: Look! I'm the oldest guy in the cast except for that dude playing the president and they keep getting younger! Work you magic somehow and get some damn senior citizen in this f'n movie!
Hehehehehehehehehe

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
HAWK: "Harold, it's Hawk, General Hawk. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ***got with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open."

[The Count]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg

Hawk: ....Hold on, I'll just check

HUGH JAZZ? I'M LOOKING FOR A HUGH JAZZ

[Dr. Fate]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg

Hawk: ....Hold on, I'll just check

HUGH JAZZ? I'M LOOKING FOR A HUGH JAZZ
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! (I think it was actually "Jass" but whatever, it's still funny).

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
HAWK: "Hi, listen, I lost my mantra..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/squirrelkill.jpg
"We have it on good authority that he was working for the guys who cancelled Arrested Development."

[Dr. Fate]

http://animatedmemories.com/images/silverhawks.jpg
QUICKSILVER: "My sidekick was better than your sidekick!"

http://www.amosdelretro.com.ar/Thundercats/Thundercats_post01.JPG
LION-O: "Oh yeah?! Well my women, my theme song and my ratings were better than your women, theme song and ratings!"

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Hey, this is our thread! You kids go fight it out somewhere else!"

[Mal'Akai]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2nqqxb4.jpg
Hawk: Can you hear me now? Good.

[Dr. Fate]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg
DESTRO: "Damn it! Now I'll never get the $$$ she owed me for the love I gave her!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[Godzilla]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg

DESTRO: "NOOOoOoOOOoOOoOOOOooooOOOoOOOOoOO!!!!! I wanted sex tonight! Damn you, narcolepsy!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg

DESTRO: "NOOOoOoOOOoOOoOOOOooooOOOoOOOOoOO!!!!! I wanted sex tonight! Damn you, narcolepsy!!!"
Bwahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg
DESTRO: "Damn it! I was gonna do that voodoo that I do so well!"

[Rick Roll'd]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg

CC's mom-"Rex come eat dinner!!!"
CC-" I don't want Peas again I'm a cobra!!!Cobrassssssssss eat meat!"
CC's mom-"REX!!!!"
CC-whispers"Sssssssssshetup!"
CC's mom-"WHAT!"
CC-"Wait I'm looking at the Sienna Miller pictures"

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
CC: "I really need to switch to a laptop. These big ass computers are more trouble than they're worth."

[That-Guy]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg
"ANCK SU NAMUN!!!!!!!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

^^Hey, Mummy/Mummy Returns reference. Nice.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg
DUKE: "You're the Man now, Dog/Dawg..."

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
Cobra Commander: Hello, Microsoft tech support? I'm having some trouble with Vista.
Tech Support: No problem. However this is a fee-based service, and I will need you credit card information.
Cobra Commander: You guys are evil!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
Cobra Commander: Hello, Microsoft tech support? I'm having some trouble with Vista.
Tech Support: No problem. However this is a fee-based service, and I will need you credit card information.
Cobra Commander: You guys are evil!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/flintvsduke.gif
FLINT: "You're nothin' but a General Hawk lookalike!"
DUKE: "You're beret sucks!"
FLINT: "You're going down!"
DUKE: "Take your best shot! I'm still in the movie and you're not!"

[Godzilla]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg

Cobra Commander: "Let's see if I can download some 3rd Rock from the Sun episodes ..."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg

Cobra Commander: "Let's see if I can download some 3rd Rock from the Sun episodes ..."
Hehehehehehehehehehe

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
CC: "Superhero Hype? I wonder what that's all about..."

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
Cruising the SHH! borads one night, Cobra Commander comes across something disturbing.


First and foremost, how goofy it looks isn't a concern. Cobra Commander is a nutball despot. Guys like that in real life would be eccentric enough to wear some weird clothing.
__________________

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
CC: "Nutball despot" am I??? "Weird clothing??? I am so gonna blow up your house!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
Cruising the SHH! borads one night, Cobra Commander comes across something disturbing.



http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
CC: "Nutball despot" am I??? "Weird clothing??? I am so gonna blow up your house!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
CC: "Give me Warp 7, Mr. Scott."

[Mal'Akai]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
CC: "Give me Warp 7, Mr. Scott."

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/comic40_l.jpg
(In whiny YouTube video blog voice)
Destro: Leave Mr. Scott alone!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/comic40_l.jpg
(In whiny YouTube video blog voice)
Destro: Leave Mr. Scott alone!!!
Nice follow up Mal.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: "AK-47, when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitute(s)."

[Mal'Akai]

Nice follow up Mal.

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: "AK-47, when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitute(s)."
Good quote, but that's a grenade launcher, not an AK-47. And thanks for the nod.

[Dr. Fate]

Good quote, but that's a grenade launcher, not an AK-47. And thanks for the nod.
D'oh!!!:o Let me try that again -

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: "Grenade Launcher, when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitute(s)."

http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/squirrelkill.jpg
"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[That-Guy]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
"DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL, MOTHERF**KER!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: Time to let old Painless outta the bag!"

[Godzilla]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg

"Hey! Where in the blue hell do you boys think you're going with those porkchop sandwiches!?!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: "I Am A Weapon Of Mass Destruction!"

[protocida]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg

COBRA COMMANDER: Holly Naja! Scarlett Johanson is going to be naked on her next movie!

[protocida]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg

COBRA COMMANDER: Finally i kill that German kid on ''Unreal Tornement!'' Wonder how he feels right now...

http://thumbs.koreus.com/200707/angry-german-kid-remix.jpg

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg
CC: WTF!?!? 3:00AM?!?! Damn "Sims" is addicting!

[Mal'Akai]

Found a few new pics, so.....

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/zartan.jpg
Zartan: Oh yeah, Joel, they're real.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe2.jpg
Joe in orange hardhat: Um, why do I have to stay and gruard the camp?
Flint: Cause you're ugly, lame, and totaly uncool. The rest of you, let's go.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe-1.jpg
Flint: Hello? Anyone there? MAN! That's the third time they've left while I was sleeping!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gi_joe_9.jpg
Storm Shadow: Don't fart. Don't fart. Don't fart.

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe-1.jpg
FLINT: "I know that Predator is around here somewhere..."

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gi_joe_9.jpg
STORM SHADOW: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"
SNAKE EYES: "???"

Nice finds Mal.

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gi_joe_9.jpg
Snake Eyes: How the hell are sticking to the ceiling like that?
Storm Shadow: Duct tape!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gi_joe_9.jpg
Snake Eyes: How the hell are sticking to the ceiling like that?
Storm Shadow: Duct tape!
Hahahahaha

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe-1.jpg
FLINT: "Now where's that damn Easter Egg..."

[Godzilla]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gi_joe_9.jpg

"God, I hope a drop of blood doesnt fall on the floor like in Spider-Man!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gi_joe_9.jpg

"God, I hope a drop of blood doesnt fall on the floor like in Spider-Man!"
Hahahahahahaha

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gi_joe_9.jpg
SS: "Marco!"
SNAKE EYES: "Polo."

I know Snake Eyes doesn't speak but it's all I got.

[K.B.]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe-1.jpg

Flint: "Weed!!! Glorious, glorious weed!!!


http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe2.jpg

Flint: "Okay Corky, you wait here for Cobras downs seeking missile while me and the boys head to hooters."

http://www.msu.edu/~levasse2/CobraCommander.jpg

Cobra Commander:"Bea Arthur is giving the '2 girlsss and a cup' girlsss free moustach ridesss and I have a boner."

[K.B.]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

Sgt.Slaughter: "Alright, Falcon, are you ready for a Slaughter bukkakkee?!?"

[Godzilla]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe2.jpg

Flint: "Hey guys, how about we re-inact that scene from King Kong 1976 where they talk to the natives? I'll play the Jeff Bridges role!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe2.jpg

Flint: "Hey guys, how about we re-inact that scene from King Kong 1976 where they talk to the natives? I'll play the Jeff Bridges role!
Hahahahahaha

I had that Dial-Tone action figure.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe2.jpg
FLINT: "Joes, prepare for glory!"

[Godzilla]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

"You maggots ready to go to the Slaughterhouse?"

"Um, er, we were told this was a fashion design tryout ...."

[Mal'Akai]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
Sgt. Slaughter: Some of you maggots may not be coming back from this mission alive. Now seeing as how I'm a world famous pro-wrestler, and Falcon here is voiced by Don Johnson, I can safely say it won't be us.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
Sgt. Slaughter: Some of you maggots may not be coming back from this mission alive. Now seeing as how I'm a world famour pro-wrestler, and Falcon here is voiced by Don Johnson, I can safely say it won't be us.
Hahahaha, nice Mal.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
FALCON: "It's blood was on the leaves."
SGT. SLAUGHTER: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe-1.jpg
Flint: Be vewy, vewy quiet. It's wabbit season. I'm wabbit huntin'. Eheheheh.

[DOG LIPS]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

"Who wants a body massage?"

[Godzilla]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe-1.jpg

"Being sent to hang out in Boggy Creek with Travis Crabtree for kicks just plain sucks!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/gijoe-1.jpg
Flint: Be vewy, vewy quiet. It's wabbit season. I'm wabbit huntin'. Eheheheh.
Hahahahaha

http://joes.propadeutic.com/collage.jpg
GI JOES & COBRAS: "We're here for the gang bang!"

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/serp.jpg
Serpentor: Did you f*** my wife?

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/cobraonsteroids.jpg
CNN reporter: G.I. Joe and Corbra appeared before the United States congress today to testify regarding allegation of steroid use.

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/sigma6.jpg
Snake-Eyes: Um, what's with the M.C. Hammer pants?

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/action2.jpg
Duke: Groovy.

[Godzilla]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/serp.jpg

"Are you going to eat your cornbread?"

[SuGarRush]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/action2.jpg
Duke: Groovy.



NICE!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/cobraonsteroids.jpg
CNN reporter: G.I. Joe and Corbra appeared before the United States congress today to testify regarding allegation of steroid use.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/action2.jpg
DUKE: "Good. Bad. I'm the Guy With The Gun."

[mr. peasant]

Not to be a pain, but I think that's Hi-Tech.

[Dr. Fate]

Not to be a pain, but I think that's Hi-Tech.
Is it? It's hard to tell.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/serp.jpg
SERPENTOR: "Big Brother Is Watching You. Big Brother Is Watching You. Big Brother Is Watching *You*."

[Godzilla]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/serp.jpg

Coming this fall on NBC, The Cobra Apprentice.

Serpentor: "You're fired!"

[DoctorJones]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/action2.jpg

DUKE: "I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

[Pink Ranger]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/sigma6.jpg

"Hand me the keys, you f@#kin c@#ksucker!"

[Hudson]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
Hey Destro, **** you!

*Boom*



http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg
Nooooooooo!

[Dr. Fate]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: "Day by day I struggle to maintain not only my strength but also my sanity. It's all a blur. I have no energy to write. I don't know what's right or wrong anymore. The morale of the men is low, a civil war in the platoon. Half the men with Elias, half with Barnes. There's a lot of suspicion and hate. I can't believe we're fighting each other, when we should be fighting them."

[Pink Ranger]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg


KHAAAAAN!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
SGT. SLAUGHTER: "I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!"

[Pink Ranger]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

SGT. SLAUGHTER: Seriously, dudes, we need to decide on one uniform and stick with it. We're supposed to be a tight unit, and all I see are four primadonnas!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

SGT. SLAUGHTER: Seriously, dudes, we need to decide on one uniform and stick with it. We're supposed to be a tight unit, and all I see are four primadonnas!
Hehehehehe

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
LT. FALCON: "So which are we fighting today, Xenomorph Aliens or Predators?"
SGT. SLAUGHTER: "Worse - we're hunting down Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan!"

[Pink Ranger]

http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/squirrelkill.jpg

"Posing for this cool photo almost makes it worth the ebola virus we're going to inflict on the next kid that touches us."

[Dr. Fate]

http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/squirrelkill.jpg

"Posing for this cool photo almost makes it worth the ebola virus we're going to inflict on the next kid that touches us."
:pal:

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/flintvsduke.gif
FLINT: "Take it back! Take it back!"
DUKE: "Never! Quentin Tarantino is grossly overrated!"
FLINT: "D*I*E!"

[Mal'Akai]

http://i27.tinypic.com/egtk76.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/386/snakeeyeslargexf0.jpg)
Snake-Eyes: The next fanboy that say's I don't look like a perfect literal translation from the comics, cartoons, and toy line gets a new bodily orafice.

[Timstuff]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/action2.jpg

Hi-Tech: "Stop calling me Duke!"

[Godzilla]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/action2.jpg

HI-TECH: "Mine's bigger!"

[darkseid26]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/DOGLIPS/cobra2.jpg
"i shall call you Edwardo" (mexican acent)

[Dr. Fate]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/action2.jpg

Hi-Tech: "Stop calling me Duke!"
Sorry about that Hi-Tech. :o

http://i27.tinypic.com/egtk76.jpg (http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/386/snakeeyeslargexf0.jpg)
SNAKE EYES: "There Can Be Only One."

[That-Guy]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/sigma6.jpg

"Hand me the keys, you f@#kin c@#ksucker!"

Brilliant!:woot::woot::woot:

[That-Guy]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s42/indirav1/snakeeyes1.jpg
"I'm so pissed, I could cut a b**ch!"

[That-Guy]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s42/indirav1/snakeeyes1.jpg
"Arrggh... this nicotine patch is... NOT... WORKING!!! I need a smoke NOW!!!!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s42/indirav1/snakeeyes1.jpg
"Arrggh... this nicotine patch is... NOT... WORKING!!! I need a smoke NOW!!!!"
Hehehe, resist it Snake Eyes, resist it!

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s42/indirav1/snakeeyes1.jpg
SNAKE EYES: "The Riddle of Steel... Steel isn't Strong, Flesh is Stronger! What is Steel compared to the Hand that Wields It?"

[That-Guy]

THE ONLY TRULY APPROPRIATE CAPTION FOR SNAKE EYES:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s42/indirav1/snakeeyes1.jpg
"..."

[That-Guy]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00146.jpg?t=1203805869
"Yeah! These sunglasses will shut those ignorant fanboys up! Who could ever doubt that I'll make a great Duke with shades like these! I look just like Arnie in T2!"

[That-Guy]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00150.jpg?t=1203805962
Tatum: Oh, no… we’re about to start filming and I’ve gotta piss like a racehorse… God, I hope I can hold it….

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00151.jpg?t=1203805985
Production Assistant: Hey, Channing! How are ya, man? Ready to start filming?
Tatum: Well, yeah… Yeah, I guess, so… heh…
Production Assistant: You guess so?! Come on man! You’re Duke! You’re the leader! People take orders from you! Come on bro, get psyched up!
Tatum: Heh… yeah… thanks…
Production Assistant: Sheesh… I guess there’s no helping some people. Later, dude.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00152.jpg?t=1203806008
Tatum: Oh, f**k it. Ahhhhh…

[Dr. Fate]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg
DESTRO: "Mendoza!"

[That-Guy]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00146.jpg?t=1203805869
Prod. Assistant: Okay, Channing, we're about to start the next shot.
Tatum: Okay, hang on. Just got pop this zit.

[Mal'Akai]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00146.jpg?t=1203805869
Channing: Wait a sec guys, I'm practicing my David Caruso as Horatio Caine.

[Timstuff]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00150.jpg?t=1203805962
Tatum: Oh, no… we’re about to start filming and I’ve gotta piss like a racehorse… God, I hope I can hold it….

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00151.jpg?t=1203805985
Production Assistant: Hey, Channing! How are ya, man? Ready to start filming?
Tatum: Well, yeah… Yeah, I guess, so… heh…
Production Assistant: You guess so?! Come on man! You’re Duke! You’re the leader! People take orders from you! Come on bro, get psyched up!
Tatum: Heh… yeah… thanks…
Production Assistant: Sheesh… I guess there’s no helping some people. Later, dude.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee8/saveus_y2j/ctatum-00152.jpg?t=1203806008
Tatum: Oh, f**k it. Ahhhhh…

LOL :pal:

[Dr. Fate]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg
GUNG HO: "I am the master of the C.L.I.T.! Remember this ****ing face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this ****ing face! I make that **** work! It does whatever the **** I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T like me! Not this little ****, none of you little ****s out there! I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little ****. Then I rub my nose with it."

[Pink Ranger]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

DUKE: Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive ...

STALKER: Not the most appropriate time for this, dude.

[Dr. Fate]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

DUKE: Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive ...

STALKER: Not the most appropriate time for this, dude.
Hehehehehehehe

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "We want our film adaptation of the Hobbit and we want it now!"
GI JOES: "Yeah!!!"

[Godzilla]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

DUKE: "It's a Burger Barn, Gilbert! It's a Burger Barn!!!"

[DRUMM3RBOY]

THE ONLY TRULY APPROPRIATE CAPTION FOR SNAKE EYES:
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s42/indirav1/snakeeyes1.jpg
"..."
haha that's awesome

[DRUMM3RBOY]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg
Cobra Commander:Some technical work site []superherohype.com[] is not working!
Welcome to our new site []www.moderndrummer.com[]
Every 5-th visitor will receive a prize!
Apologize for the inconvenience!

[Pink Ranger]

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/gungho_full.jpg

"The first guy who suggests Stone Cold Steven Austin plays me in the sequel is gettin' an eyeful o' lead!"

[Twin2]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg
Cobra Commander: Damn it Destro how many times do I have to tell you, NO PORN ON THE WORK COMPUTERS!

[Pink Ranger]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

DUKE: Okay, everyone who's still going to have a place on the show after The MASS Device take a big step forward. Stalker, not so fast.

[DOG LIPS]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

DUKE: Okay, everyone who's still going to have a place on the show after The MASS Device take a big step forward. Stalker, not so fast.

:funny:

[Greyfox327]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg
Cobra Commander:Some technical work site []superherohype.com[] is not working!
Welcome to our new site []www.moderndrummer.com[]
Every 5-th visitor will receive a prize!
Apologize for the inconvenience!

Ha ha ha ha! That's great!

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Greyfox327/GIJoe/008.jpg

Jinx: "We won't fall for your tricks Snake-Eyes, your the enemy. Aw crap, did I say Snake-Eyes!? And we're LIVE!? Next time we air this episode edit that!"

Snake-Eyes: "......."

(In case you didn't know, that really happened!)

[Dr. Fate]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg

DUKE: Okay, everyone who's still going to have a place on the show after The MASS Device take a big step forward. Stalker, not so fast.
Hehehe, oh poor Stalker, talk about being mistreated. Back in the day, Carl Weathers sure as Hell would have looked the part.

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?!"

[Godzilla]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg

"I know I'm not supposed to be posting on Hype during work, but .....

[Kokoryu1]

[quote=Godzilla;14416018]http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg
Now to put the finishing touches on the movie script. Hmmmm... Maybe Hawk falls in love with Crystal ball? Hell, why not? I got them to cast Marlon Wayans as Ripcord they'll buy ANYTHING!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Kokoryu1]

http://www.geocities.com/monkeytronus/joes/joes2.jpgQuick! Get them before they finalize the script!!!!!! NOOOOOO JOE!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg

"I know I'm not supposed to be posting on Hype during work, but .....
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://www.geocities.com/monkeytronus/joes/joes2.jpg
"We ain't afraid of no Predator or Alien or killer cyborgs from the future!"

[Kokoryu1]

http://www.treasuresntoys.com/cel_destro_and_cc_small.jpg
CC: LOOK DESTRO!!!! They cast Dr. Who as YOU!!!! HAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Destro: That's not funny! Let me see that!
CC: HAHAHAHAAA! Don't forget to bring your Iron Grenadaleks!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh My God... HEEEEEE My Stomach hurts!!

[MST3K 4ever]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
SGT. Slaughter: What's wrong guys?

Falcon: We just found out we aren't going to be in the new movie.

SGT. Slaughter: Aww come on guys it's still going to be a good movie...the cast looks to be top-notch, lots of action and Stephen Sommers is a really under-rated director and I'm looking forward to working with him. Besides there is always the sequel.

Falcon: You're not in it either...not even in the sequel.

SGT. Slaughter: WHAT???? ALL-RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS GOT YOUR GEAR TOGETHER! NOW!!! THAT 3RD RATE HACK SOMMERS HAS A MAJOR A** KICKING COMNG TO HIM!!!!

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
SGT. Slaughter: What's wrong guys?

Falcon: We just found out we aren't going to be in the new movie.

SGT. Slaughter: Aww come on guys it's still going to be a good movie...the cast looks to be top-notch, lots of action and Stephen Sommers is a really under-rated director and I'm looking forward to working with him. Besides there is always the sequel.

Falcon: You're not in it either...not even in the sequel.

SGT. Slaughter: WHAT???? ALL-RIGHT YOU MAGGOTS GOT YOUR GEAR TOGETHER! NOW!!! THAT 3RD RATE HACK SOMMERS HAS A MAJOR A** KICKING COMNG TO HIM!!!!
Hahahahahahaha

http://members.iinet.com.au/~jaherne/thehunted/images/Predator%20-%20Movie/Predator%20original%20design.jpg (http://members.iinet.com.au/~jaherne/thehunted/images.php?spgmGal=Predator - Movie&spgmPic=16&spgmFilters=#pic)

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Joe.jpg
DUKE: "What the Hell is that?!"
STALKER: "I believe that's the original Predator character design before they gave it an overhaul in favor of the 7-foot monster with the mandibles we have now."
DUKE: "Holy *****!"

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.treasuresntoys.com/cel_destro_and_cc_small.jpg
CC: Get your damn hands away from my Pokemon!

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.treasuresntoys.com/cel_destro_and_cc_small.jpg
CC: Get your damn hands away from my Pokemon!
Hehehe, gotta catch 'em all.

http://www.treasuresntoys.com/cel_destro_and_cc_small.jpg
DESTRO: "Gimme that remote! Desperate Housewives is on!"

[Godzilla]

http://www.treasuresntoys.com/cel_destro_and_cc_small.jpg
DESTRO: "Gimme that remote! Desperate Housewives is on!"

Hahahahaha! :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

Slaughter: "Is there a reason why you maggots are smirking?"

Falcon "Well, sir, The Iron Shiek just made another YouTube video."

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahahaha! :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg

Slaughter: "Is there a reason why you maggots are smirking?"

Falcon "Well, sir, The Iron Shiek just made another YouTube video."
Thanks. Who is this Iron Shiek that you speak of?

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg
CC: "Hey, who took the Dark Knight trailer off line?!"

[Godzilla]

Thanks. Who is this Iron Shiek that you speak of?

Former WWE wrestler that Slaughter had a feud with. The guy is pretty hilarious now. Just type his name up at Youtube, and you'll see what I mean. ;)

[Mal'Akai]

Who is this Iron Shiek that you speak of?

This comment just qualified you as a youngin'. Doesn't know who The Iron Shiek is! Kids these days.:oldrazz:

[Dr. Fate]

This comment just qualified you as a youngin'. Doesn't know who The Iron Shiek is! Kids these days.:oldrazz:
I'm 24. I just never followed professional wrestling much.

http://www.treasuresntoys.com/cel_destro_and_cc_small.jpg
DESTRO: "I want to watch 28 Days Later!"

[Godzilla]

http://www.treasuresntoys.com/cel_destro_and_cc_small.jpg

Cobra Commander: "Stop it. I'm not giving you the keys to my car!"

Destro: "But I am an excellent driver."

[shadowdog]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg

Cobra Commander- "This damn thing's frozen and ctrl+Alt+Del isn't working! Attention, this is Cobra Commander...will someone from tech support who knows how to use a Mac please report to the War room immediately?!"

[shadowdog]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg
"oooh, I may have alreay won a free XBOX 360? Excellent!"

[shadowdog]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg

Cobra Commander- What? Viacom has deleted all of my episodes of Avatar the last Airbender from my Youtube page! Dispatch the trouble bubbles! Destroy Nickelodian's corporate offices!"

[Dr. Fate]

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/jesse6593/CobraCommander.jpg

Cobra Commander- "This damn thing's frozen and ctrl+Alt+Del isn't working! Attention, this is Cobra Commander...will someone from tech support who knows how to use a Mac please report to the War room immediately?!"
Hahahahahaha!

[Mal'Akai]

http://www.treasuresntoys.com/cel_destro_and_cc_small.jpg
Destro: This would be easier if you would just give me that bottle of KY.

[Pink Ranger]

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/serppic.gif

"I have the power to make a grown man cry. To make a grown man lose all hope as he sees all that he has worked for, all that he is created, torn asunder and turned into a farce. And that man is Larry Hama."

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/serppic.gif

"I have the power to make a grown man cry. To make a grown man lose all hope as he sees all that he has worked for, all that he is created, torn asunder and turned into a farce. And that man is Larry Hama."
Hahahaha!

And yet... poor Larry Hama... :csad:


http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/serppic.gif
SERPENTOR: "It's not nice to fool with dark overlords!"

[Kokoryu1]

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/serppic.gif
Cobra Island Annual Beach Party.
SERPENTOR: Thats right people, Body by Bowflex!

[Kokoryu1]

http://static.flickr.com/109/308813307_0bbcf6e826.jpg
The Troops danced and laughed as Crimson Guardsman Fred V was made to patrol Cobra Island on a SSSSegway. Oh how the Mighty have fallen!

[Godzilla]

http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/serppic.gif

"Um, where's my coffee? I always drink coffee when watching radar! You know that! Everybody knows that!"

[Pink Ranger]

And yet... poor Larry Hama... :csad:


Thx. This thread is almost as fun as the old Justice League Caption thread.

Poor Larry Hama. He had so many ridiculous characters bastardize his creation. Here's my next contribution:

http://static.flickr.com/109/308813307_0bbcf6e826.jpg

"Well people, we set out this morning to find something even more pathetic than dressing up like Klingons. All I have to say is, Mission Accomplished!"

[Mal'Akai]

http://static.flickr.com/109/308813307_0bbcf6e826.jpg
Steve knew the applause of the other soldiers was only to humor him. None of them truely appreciated old school gangsta rap. Especially when preformed by a white boy.

[Heretic]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/mlp.jpg
"I can't believe they cast you as Chuckles"

[Heretic]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg)
SGT SLAUGHTER-"Aren't you guys in X-Force?"

[Rick Roll'd]

http://idicentertainment.com/images/Duke_Scarlett3.JPG

Scarlett: This movie is Gonna Be one big qweef
Duke: God im cute.

[Pink Ranger]

http://idicentertainment.com/images/Duke_Scarlett3.JPG

Duke: I can understand why I had to show up to the audition in costume, but why the kneepads?

Scarlett: You've obviously never worked for Stephen Sommers before. How badly do you want this part?

[Dr. Evil]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/GiJoeMovie_Renegades.jpg
Sgt. Slaughter: Vince McMahon, owner of World Wrestling Entertainment has assigned me to form a team to go up against Hulk Hogan's team at the Survivor Series.
Falcon: Who is on Hulk Hogan's Team?
Sgt. Slaughter: Hulk Hogan, Brutus Beefcake, Nasty Boy Brian Knobbs, Nasty Boy Jerry Saggs, Haku and "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart.
Falcon:Why us then? Couldn't you get the other WWE wrestlers?
Sgt. Slaughter: I can't. They are all jobbing to Triple H.
Falcon: Then how are we supposed to beat them?
Sgt. Slaughter: We can beat them because we have a secret weapon: John Cena. He won't ever job to Hogan, even though it may end in a draw as the two never job.
Falcon: If the two don't job, we will never win! The world is doomed!

[Dr. Fate]

Thx. This thread is almost as fun as the old Justice League Caption thread.

Poor Larry Hama. He had so many ridiculous characters bastardize his creation. Here's my next contribution:

http://static.flickr.com/109/308813307_0bbcf6e826.jpg

"Well people, we set out this morning to find something even more pathetic than dressing up like Klingons. All I have to say is, Mission Accomplished!"
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

http://static.flickr.com/109/308813307_0bbcf6e826.jpg
"Hey Macarena!"

[Dr. Evil]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg

Stella!

[Dr. Fate]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg
DESTRO: "Damn you, cruel world! Where else am I gonna find a chick as hot as this?!"

[Pink Ranger]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg

I knew I shouldn't have let you go home with Phil Spector!

[Mal'Akai]

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/directors/joel_schumacher/thumbnails/tn2_joel_schumacher_3.jpg
Schumacher: I just had to drop by and share my vision of Zartan.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/zartan.jpg


http://upload.moldova.org/movie/directors/joel_schumacher/thumbnails/tn2_joel_schumacher_3.jpg
Schumacher: So, what did you think?

[Dr. Fate]

http://smalljoes.com/images_comics/comic40_l.jpg

I knew I shouldn't have let you go home with Phil Spector!
I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but I can't help it.

http://idicentertainment.com/images/Duke_Scarlett3.JPG
DUKE & SCARLETT: "If You Can't Put In 30 Minutes a Day, You Don't Deserve A Hot Date."

[Pink Ranger]

I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but I can't help it.


Laugh all you want, it's the U.S. justice system that's the joke.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

DUKE: Remember to thank Optimus Prime for me. Because his death made little kids cry, I get to live through this!

FALCON: Um, after seeing the rest of this movie, you want not want to.

[Dr. Fate]

Laugh all you want, it's the U.S. justice system that's the joke.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

DUKE: Remember to thank Optimus Prime for me. Because his death made little kids cry, I get to live through this!

FALCON: Um, after seeing the rest of this movie, you want not want to.
Heheheehehehehehehehehe

It's funny, GI Joe the movie was supposed to get released before the Transformers movie, but got tripped up so Transformers went first, and then that lack of success relegated GI Joe to direct to video/5-part miniseries, and reversed Duke's death as well (even though we all know he couldn't have survived a snake javelin right in the heart).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg
DUKE: "Too bad I didn't get whacked by the Predator... at least that would have a been a dignified death."

[SuGarRush]

Ha ha ha ha! That's great!

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/Greyfox327/GIJoe/008.jpg

Jinx: "We won't fall for your tricks Snake-Eyes, your the enemy. Aw crap, did I say Snake-Eyes!? And we're LIVE!? Next time we air this episode edit that!"

Snake-Eyes: "......."

(In case you didn't know, that really happened!)


I'm afraid I don't get this one. At all.
Can someone explain it for me?

[Joker4Halloween]

[quote=The Count;14032192]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/baroness-laundry.jpg

Destro stains...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/baroness-laundry.jpg
BARONESS: "This has not been honorable..."

[mr. peasant]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/baroness-laundry.jpg

BARONESS: Doubt Cobra Commander will look for his clothes in Torpedo Tube 9...

[Dr. Fate]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/baroness-laundry.jpg

BARONESS: Doubt Cobra Commander will look for his clothes in Torpedo Tube 9...
Hehehehehehehe

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/baroness-laundry.jpg
BARONESS: "And I'll keep his heart boxers for myself..."

[Rick Roll'd]

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/baroness-laundry.jpg
Barroness:"Big enough to wipe his own ass my butt...God I swear one more skidmark stained pair of skivvies and i will shoot him!"

[Pink Ranger]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

DUKE: Don, my only regret about dying is I'll miss seeing you soar to new heights as an actor and singer over the next few decades ...

FALCON: Uhhh, right. Just close your eyes now.

[Dr. Fate]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg
DUKE: "Remember... Geico... 15 minutes could save you a lot on car insurance..."
FALCON: "That's it?! You die and all you can offer me in your last moments is car insurance advisory?!"

[Pink Ranger]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/GiJoeMovie_DukeLastGasp.jpg

DUKE: Scarlett, honey, I appreciate the affection, but your pistol is poking me in the neck.

SCARLETT: That's not a pistol. I thought you knew!

[Kokoryu1]

http://static.flickr.com/1276/1353028403_abfe22b61d.jpg
After the failure of the Stephen Sommers bomb which he had financially supported, Cobra Commander was forced to pimp out his female troops for some quick cash. Unfortunately for the clients things didn't always go well, which is bad for business...

[Kokoryu1]

http://www.andreasrenner.com/images/works/dennisquaid/Dennis-Quaid-Bunte-0905a.jpg
After the Joe Team disbanded Hawk went on to produce his own series of work out videos..(now on sale in your local 7-11s everywhere!)

[Kokoryu1]

http://www.zoetic.us/dragoncon/dragoncon2003/dragoncon2003-147.jpg
Background music:Go, Go, Go, Go Destro. It's your birthday, We gonna sip Bacardi like its your birthday.... Destro was hyped to see Fiddy performing at his Fiddy-ith (50th) birthday bash! However it was a bittersweet evening as the Baroness shot Fiddy fifty times after finding out he had another Fifty cent video game based in Iraq coming out soon!

[Kokoryu1]

http://www.zoetic.us/dragoncon/dragoncon2001/cobra_commander_and_destro.jpgEven Commanders' little brother Asp Administrator and Destros' cousin Wally Damage showed up for the party!

[Dr. Fate]

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After the failure of the Stephen Sommers bomb which he had financially supported, Cobra Commander was forced to pimp out his female troops for some quick cash. Unfortunately for the clients things didn't always go well, which is bad for business...
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!

All the other ones were funny too.

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COBRA COMMANDER: "Listen up you twits, I am the Mac Daddy of this burned out hood, you dig? You wanna work it in my hood, you gotta take it up with me first!"

[Pink Ranger]

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COBRA COMMANDER: Stand up straighter, it will make your chest pop out better. I think I can drum us up some business from those Russian sailors over there.

OFFICER: Can we just go home, Dad? I've got band practice tomorrow ...

[Dr. Fate]

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COBRA COMMANDER: Stand up straighter, it will make your chest pop out better. I think I can drum us up some business from those Russian sailors over there.

OFFICER: Can we just go home, Dad? I've got band practice tomorrow ...
Hehehehehehehehe

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FEMALE COBRA SOLDIER: "AK-47, when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitutes!"

[Pink Ranger]

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COBRA COMMANDER: Seriously. One rational explanation on how I can be holding you in my hand when you're really 20-feet tall. Make me believe this "size change" crap and I'll shut up.

MEGATRON: Really? Maybe I should ask you to explain Cobra-La and your dozens of eyeballs. "Oncess a man ..." my ass!

COBRA COMMANDER: Point taken.

[Dr. Fate]

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COBRA COMMANDER: Seriously. One rational explanation on how I can be holding you in my hand when you're really 20-feet tall. Make me believe this "size change" crap and I'll shut up.

MEGATRON: Really? Maybe I should ask you to explain Cobra-La and your dozens of eyeballs. "Oncess a man ..." my ass!

COBRA COMMANDER: Point taken.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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CC: "How come you got Hugo Weaving and I got Joseph Gordon Levitt?!"
MEGATRON: "I'm just lucky that way."

[Dr. Fate]

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SCARLETT: "Come with me if you want to live."

[Mal'Akai]

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Scarlet: Does this make my ass look big?

[mr. peasant]

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Caution: Release pressure before opening... if you know what I mean.

[Dr. Fate]

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SCARLETT: "You can look all you want but you better not touch!"

The next night...

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DUKE: "She wasn't joking when she said look but don't touch..."
SCARLET: "Sorry Duke, but you left me no choice."

[shadowdog]

^Ha ha^ Dr. Fate, you're always funny!

[Dr. Fate]

^Ha ha^ Dr. Fate, you're always funny!
Thanks shadowdog. I do my best.

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SCARLET: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass."

[Vile]

Nice!

[DarknessOfDeath]

I'd tap that

[Dr. Fate]

I'd tap that
As would I, as would we all.

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SCARLET: "James Bond claims he never met a woman he couldn't seduce. James Bond never met me."

[DarknessOfDeath]

haha.

[Pink Ranger]

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"I never looked good in this outfit back when I was still a dude!"

[Dr. Fate]

haha.
Thanks.

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SCARLET: "Look, I may be a virgin, but I can still kick your ass."

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HICKS: "Oh really?"

[Timstuff]

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JGL: "Hey Channing, check this pic out!"

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Channing Tatum: "For the last time, not while I'm at work! The crew laughs at how tight my costume's pants are enough as it is!"

[DarknessOfDeath]

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"I never looked good in this outfit back when I was still a dude!"

"This beats Darth Vader's suit, doesn't it?"


Back in Black :o

[Timstuff]

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If you're a Cobra who happens to cross Scarlett's path, you can at least take comfort in the small chance that she'll end up wearing you.

[DarknessOfDeath]

This is so R with a solid X rating

[Mr. Wiener]

This is so R with a solid X rating

Very solid!

[Pink Ranger]

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"Great. I knew it was a mistake to let Joey Eszterhas write the sequel."

[The Avatar]

Thanks shadowdog. I do my best.

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SCARLET: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass."
"Don't worry Ripley, me and my squad of Ultimate Bad-Asses will protect you"

[Dr. Fate]

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If you're a Cobra who happens to cross Scarlett's path, you can at least take comfort in the small chance that she'll end up wearing you.
Hot Damn! :woot:

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"It's all psychological, I distract them with my hot nearly nude bod and then I kick their asses. Strategy worthy of General George S. Patton."

[DarknessOfDeath]

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"Gawd. Im so horny." - random hype poster.:o

[Dr. Fate]

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DESTRO: "If loving her was wrong, I didn't want to be right!"

[Kokoryu1]

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Cobra Commander introduces Lord Vader to Cobras newest member, Cameltoe!

[Dr. Fate]

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Cobra Commander introduces Lord Vader to Cobras newest member, Cameltoe!
Hehehehehehe, icons of evil united! :hehe:

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DARTH VADER: "Wait a minute, is that- a handbuzzer?!"
COBRA COMMANDER: "Sneaky, aren't I? The Force didn't do ya much good that time did it?"
DV: "You bastard!"

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HICKS: "What do you want?"

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SCARLET: "I Wanna Rock!!!"

[Kokoryu1]

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Scarlett : So Tell me Duke What do you see?
Duke: I see a whole lotta Suck on the Horizon!
Roadblock: Man oh man, this movie smells like armpit. Please Duke Let me shoot it!
Snake Eyes: Sigh.
Duke: No. it's too late for that. At least we got this cameo gig in MGS.

[Rick Roll'd]

^^^^^^^^^ Jeez thats funny I was thinking that the other day about MGS

[Kokoryu1]

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Not used to being on their own and led by Fred VII, the Crimson Guards reserves ( Vermillion Sentinels) banded together to Recruit a new Serpentor. As of today there were no takers.

[Dr. Fate]

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Scarlett : So Tell me Duke What do you see?
Duke: I see a whole lotta Suck on the Horizon!
Roadblock: Man oh man, this movie smells like armpit. Please Duke Let me shoot it!
Snake Eyes: Sigh.
Duke: No. it's too late for that. At least we got this cameo gig in MGS.
Hehehehehehehehe

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DUKE: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've wandered onto the set from Dune..."

[shadowdog]

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Scarlett- "Umm, guys, I think my stealth suit is malfunctioning, it only turns itself invisible!"

Other Joes- "Huh, what did you breast?- I mean say- what did you say?"

[shadowdog]

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Duke: "Yep, I can see the GI Joe movie set from here...Scarlett, it looks like the actress playing you is dressed... all in black?"
Scarlett: "Are you sure that's not the Baroness?"
Duke: "Red hair, crossbow, nope- that's you!"
Scarlett: "...Maybe I'm dressed up as the Baroness?"
Duke: "I don't think so."
Scarlett: "Maybe I'm-"
Duke: "Um, no."
Roadblock: "What do you expect after the Matrix and X-Men were such big hits?"
Duke: "Hey- that didn't rhyme!"
Roadblock: "Bite me!"