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I swear I every time I hear this man try to be an espn analyst I just laugh. After the Giants upset The Patriots in the SB, he was trying to be funny but it was so damn lame, lol. He said something like " Like L.L Cool J's old, Mamma goona knock you out, well the Giants knocked them(NE) out.
Honestly I don't know how he got hired. I loved Michael Irvin and I can't believe he got fired.
Memphis Slim
02-06-2008, 12:37 AM
Emmitt is painful to watch. He struggles to use correct grammar. you can tell that he's trying not to mess up.
What happened to Irvin?? I miss him on the show.
KALEL114
02-06-2008, 01:40 AM
I love Emmitt to death, but I totally agree that he has no business on ESPN.
Irvin left after he had the last drug incident. He was good.
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/2007-02-18-irvin-espn_x.htm
Dark Donnie
02-06-2008, 12:36 PM
Emmitt is painful to watch. He struggles to use correct grammar. you can tell that he's trying not to mess up.
What happened to Irvin?? I miss him on the show.
Irvin got busted for drugs at one point, that might have led to his exit
Immortalfire
02-06-2008, 12:44 PM
Loved watching him play, but he sucks as an analyst.
\S/JcDc\S/
02-06-2008, 02:55 PM
I've been contemplating making almost this exact same thread for a long time (though I'd add an extra t to his name at end ;) ). Emmitt was very good on the field but he is terrible as an analyst. I didn't make this thread because I ended up seeing on Kimmel Live where they did highlights of the dumbest things Emmitt has said so I figured people would think I made it because of that :o Honestly I noticed the first time I saw him on ESPN, they really need to have him bow out gracefully and maybe he can get a job as a running back coach or something.
Here is the Kimmel clip
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E. Nygma
02-06-2008, 03:17 PM
Well it could be worse, he could be still playing. Now THAT was hard to watch.
They gonna get blowed out, lol!
StorminNorman
02-07-2008, 02:22 AM
Emmit Smith is a horrible analyst - but he is better than Michael Irvin.
StorminNorman
02-07-2008, 04:48 PM
Apparently he just broke a record for largest dish cleaned in some advertisement for Dawn Soap.
:dry:
Why? WHY!?
Mister J
02-07-2008, 04:54 PM
Emmitt is awful. This might be the worst player-to-analyst transition ever. I've seen other broadcasters 'colorfully' use language, phrases or references, but at least they managed to make coherent points. Emmitt just babbles ad nauseum, mostly repeating what someone else said, something obvious or something that makes no ****ing sense.
ESPN would be better off hiring the "Boom Goes the Dynamite" guy.
jaguarr
02-07-2008, 05:55 PM
Even Thannon Tharpe on Thee Bee Eth ith better than Emmitt Thmith! :lmao:
jag
E. Nygma
02-07-2008, 07:10 PM
it's a known fact that no ex-cowboy has any clue what they're talking about when it comes to football analysis.
See Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, Aikman, Irvin and Smith.
Hopefully Irvin will end up a analyst somewhere soon. The dude was hilarious.
E. Nygma
02-08-2008, 11:15 PM
Hopefully Irvin will end up a analyst somewhere soon. The dude was hilarious.
he's just annoying and has no idea what he's talking about.
he's just annoying and has no idea what he's talking about.
I'll take him over Steve Young, Keyshawn Johnson, and Mike Ditka any day.
Jerry!
02-09-2008, 12:16 AM
Watch your ****ing mouth about what you say about Ditka.
E. Nygma
02-09-2008, 12:16 AM
Agreed
Which is why i try to only watch the CBS pre-game and post-game if i watch any of them.
Excel
02-09-2008, 12:19 AM
Nobody worse than Merrill Hodge
Loved watching him play, but he sucks as an analyst.
Yeah. :csad:
He was my favorite player back in the glory days, now I have to watch him look like a goof.
Nobody worse than Merrill Hodge
Haha, you might be right.
NFL Network is a haven for guys like Emmitt. (he actually worked for them for a little while) They studder and try to be funny, and it ends up awkward and dumb. Rod Woodson is their lord and master.
E. Nygma
02-09-2008, 09:45 AM
Watch your ****ing mouth about what you say about Ditka.
is Ditka drivin da bus?
yes
DA BEARS!
Nobody worse than Merrill Hodge
I kind of like Hodgy!
it's a known fact that no ex-cowboy has any clue what they're talking about when it comes to football analysis.
See Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, Aikman, Irvin and Smith.
Jimmy and Aikman are pretty good IMO. :huh:
StorminNorman
02-10-2008, 10:30 AM
I'll take him over Steve Young, Keyshawn Johnson, and Mike Ditka any day.
:dry:
:dry:
\S/JcDc\S/
02-10-2008, 12:52 PM
Are you kidding me guys? Forget Young, Johnson, Ditka, and Hodge... Michael Irvin was better than Emmitt Smith!
CalebYourMaster
02-10-2008, 12:56 PM
Irvin is doing a radio show in Dallas...and trying to get movie roles...Thats why he quit.
steintym
02-10-2008, 02:33 PM
Jimmy and Aikman are pretty good IMO. :huh:
I completely agree. I think Aikman is one of the better analysts doing games right now.
Emmitt can definitely go, though.
Shannon Sharp is another I can't stand. I swear, sometimes I don't even think he's speaking English.
I'm gonna ban all of you people...................................
Badger
02-10-2008, 04:13 PM
Emmitt should do Ballroom Dancing full time.
VenomXXXXL
02-14-2008, 05:32 AM
it's a known fact that no ex-cowboy has any clue what they're talking about when it comes to football analysis.
See Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, Aikman, Irvin and Smith.
As much as I hate the Cowboys, and I do with a white-hot passion, Michael Irvin DID know his stuff. He routinely made astute observations.
As for Emmitt, who I still think is the greatest RB to ever carry the ball, he's so-so at best as an analyst. He really doesn't look like he's had much public speech training. Put him next to Steve Young, who's also so-so at best, at it makes for some really droning TV.
batman44
02-14-2008, 12:42 PM
I swear I every time I hear this man try to be an espn analyst I just laugh. After the Giants upset The Patriots in the SB, he was trying to be funny but it was so damn lame, lol. He said something like " Like L.L Cool J's old, Mamma goona knock you out, well the Giants knocked them(NE) out.
Honestly I don't know how he got hired. I loved Michael Irvin and I can't believe he got fired.
LOL!! Maybe, but hearing Reggie Miller commentary on TNT basketball just may be worst.
Mister J
02-14-2008, 12:46 PM
With the glory that is the Pro Bowl :dry:, the season has been over for a few days. How has he not been fired yet? :confused:
X-Ray
02-15-2008, 10:01 PM
Glad to see that I'm not the only one annoyed with Emmit as an analyst. He's definitely the worst out of the former Cowboys from his day. Johnston & Aikman top the good list. And Irving was pretty good as well.
\S/JcDc\S/
02-16-2008, 11:11 PM
Bring back Irving :o Underrated :up:
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