Favorite Quotes Topic

[Xclaim]

Post your favorite quotes from the show here. Some of my favorites are how the shows first 2 supervillians settled on their names....

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Osborne: "Toomes what will this solve?"
Vulture: "Not Toomes. I'm what you called me, I'm The Vulture!!!"
Osborne: "I called you a buzzard."
Vulture: "What?"
Osborne: "You can't even get the name right."
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Electro: "Without a cure, I'm not Max Dillon anymore. I'm.....what was it you called me?"
Spider-Man: ".....Lightning Butt?"
Electro: "NO, NOT THAT!! Electro. Yeah, I'm Electro!!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

"I mock, I'm a mocker."

"You are celebrating halloween in september right?

"Toomes what will this solve?"
"Not Toomes. I'm what you called me, I'm The Vulture!"
"I called you a buzzard."
"What?"
"You can't even get the name right."

There's defenitley more that I like. :up:

[Silver Spider]

"I mock, I'm a mocker."
:up:
I like the part before right before this. "Don't you mock me, boy."

[Web-Head]

*Lizard starts crawling on ceiling* Spidey: Hey! Wall crawling's my shtick! You start spinning webs and I'll sue! *shakes fist*

[Venomfan]

the best quote by far:

right after Flash throws the water balloons at Peter and then he lets them hit him, Gwen steps up, and Flash says he'll throw them at her too, and she says something like "you cant hit a moving target or else we wouldnt have lost that game to Bronx Tech"

and then Robbies son whips out the greatest line in television history


You want some aloe vera for that burn?

oh my gosh the cheese on that line was delicious, it was the gooiest cheddar i've ever heard, couldnt stop laughing

[Webhead2006]

i got to take this quote:
Peter Parker: Y-You're Mary Jane Watson?
Mary Jane Watson: Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot.
Cant beat the classics.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Betty: Mr. Jameson is a decent man, down deep.
Peter: We talking Marina Tench deep or Dante's 9th Circle deep?

[Ratcrawler]

I'm going with Venomfan on Randy's line. Other gems included...

"Carpe Ropum?" Because it went over the heads of 99% of the viewers.

"You wouldn't know her Flash. She's 20 and hot!" Because I just can't imagine 'The Batman' ever saying that.

"Get this. She has 'a wonderful personality'." *shudders* Because that's just how guys think.

"Dude, don't get all Emo on me." Because, oh God, where to begin? I guess for starters, Emo wasn't even a word a couple of years back and now its "The new Goth!". Because even though Eddie Brock sort of misused it, it was funny as hell and conjured up ridiculous memories of movie Peter pulling his bangs down and dressing in black while under the symbiote's influence and I guess in a weird way, foreshadows the arrival of an apathetic black suit.

[spider-neil]

'woo hoo I'm wearing her down!'

spidey after betty gives him a VERY tentative 'maybe'

[Valorman]

it's such a cliche'd line, but delivered so wonderfully here

Spidey: Woah, boys i know it's not a cure but how about some chill pills?

[Valorman]

ALSO, Classic:
Spidey: Are we loosing it, alexander?
Rhino: Only my momma calls me alexander, n' your not my MOMMA..not my Momma...mommahhh.

[Gallagher]

APOLOGIZE!!

NEVVERR!!

For sheer hilarity.

[Jick09]

"heeeere Shocky, Shocky, Shocky"

and

"don't you mock me boy!"
"I mock! I'm a mocker."

[Webhead2006]

ALSO, Classic:
Spidey: Are we loosing it, alexander?
Rhino: Only my momma calls me alexander, n' your not my MOMMA..not my Momma...mommahhh.
HEy valorman when u said classic do u mean classic as it was a great line in the episode or has that lines been said in the comics too?

[Silver Spider]

I thought this was kind of cool.
"None of you get it. Without a cure, I'm not Max Dillon. I'm.......What did you call me?
"Lightning butt?"
"No, not that. Electro, yeah, I'M ELECTRO!"

I liked the part after Sandman escapes his first battle with Spidey.
"Ah man, my money."

[Jick09]

Flash's laughs.
that's always funny.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Osborn insulting Vulture was fan-freaking-tastic. It was a the complete opposite of the '90s series when Vulture kidnapped Osborn. In STAS he was about to pee his pants. In this SSM, hundreds of feet in the air, he has the gull to insult him. I loved that.

Spidey: Awww, Beaky, don't fly away mad!
Vulture: The name is VULTURE!!!

[Valorman]

HEy valorman when u said classic do u mean classic as it was a great line in the episode or has that lines been said in the comics too?

Nah just a great line.

[Webhead2006]

ok man i was just wondering.

[SpideyZERO]

ALSO, Classic:
Spidey: Are we loosing it, alexander?
Rhino: Only my momma calls me alexander, n' your not my MOMMA..not my Momma...mommahhh.
This moment is really funny :D

[Jick09]

"bring me PETER PARKEEEER!"

[Venomfan]

"bring me PETER PARKEEEER!"
i always hear Peanut Parker there lol

[Venomfan]

the best quote by far:

right after Flash throws the water balloons at Peter and then he lets them hit him, Gwen steps up, and Flash says he'll throw them at her too, and she says something like "you cant hit a moving target or else we wouldnt have lost that game to Bronx Tech"

and then Robbies son whips out the greatest line in television history


You want some aloe vera for that burn?

oh my gosh the cheese on that line was delicious, it was the gooiest cheddar i've ever heard, couldnt stop laughing

c'mon guys ALOE VERA, its for the burn

[Jick09]

i always hear Peanut Parker there lol
lol...that's what I understood first time I heard.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

c'mon guys ALOE VERA, its for the burn

I liked Randy sticking up for Peter in that scene. That and Sally didn't look too pleased with Flash for what he did to Peter. Randy seems to be the nicest guy in the jock crowd.

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One of my all-time faves!

Jameson: *Sniff Sniff* Oooo! Piece of advice kid. Perfume doesn't cut it. Now Tomato juice! Only thing after takin' pictures of the dump! :woot:

Liz: Couldn't Flash tutor me instead?
Teacher:..... Hmm. I don't think you understand. We want your grade to go up.

[Spiderine]

I liked Randy sticking up for Peter in that scene. That and Sally didn't look too pleased with Flash for what he did to Peter. Randy seems to be the nicest guy in the jock crowd.

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One of my all-time faves!

Jameson: *Sniff Sniff* Oooo! Piece of advice kid. Perfume doesn't cut it. Now Tomato juice! Only thing after takin' pictures of the dump! :woot:

Liz: Couldn't Flash tutor me instead?
Teacher:..... Hmm. I don't think you understand. We want your grade to go up.
Randy will end up being friends with Pete.

[AIRWOLF]

Mine favorite quote is:

Spidey to Lizard:

"Wall crawlin' was one thing, but if you start spinnin' web and I'll sue!"

I hope I got it right, but it was funny.

[Spiderine]

Mine favorite quote is:

Spidey to Lizard:

"Wall crawlin' was one thing, but if you start spinnin' web and I'll sue!"

I hope I got it right, but it was funny.
Yes that was funny

[spida-man]

I'm going with Venomfan on Randy's line. Other gems included...

"Carpe Ropum?" Because it went over the heads of 99% of the viewers.

"You wouldn't know her Flash. She's 20 and hot!" Because I just can't imagine 'The Batman' ever saying that.

"Get this. She has 'a wonderful personality'." *shudders* Because that's just how guys think.

"Dude, don't get all Emo on me." Because, oh God, where to begin? I guess for starters, Emo wasn't even a word a couple of years back and now its "The new Goth!". Because even though Eddie Brock sort of misused it, it was funny as hell and conjured up ridiculous memories of movie Peter pulling his bangs down and dressing in black while under the symbiote's influence and I guess in a weird way, foreshadows the arrival of an apathetic black suit.
who said "don't get alll emo on me" and what epsiode was that?

[Webhead2006]

that would be brock and i believe it was in the 4th episode.

[spida-man]

how about these quotes:
"dude..if u wanted a breath mint, u just had to ask"
and
"now I know u can tear right through that, but i woldn't recomend it!"

another one of my favorites is "So, you'll rob the piggy bank, but won't touch the cookie jar? Wow! you must qualify for nephew of the year, TWISTED DIVISION!"
ROFLOL

[spida-man]

that would be brock and i believe it was in the 4th episode.
ok thanks. i'll be sure to look for that.

[spida-man]

another one of my favorite quotes is the one i use for my signature.

[PJBoy]

Spidey: Don't panic spidey.
GG: Hahahahaha...
Spidey: Ok, now you can panic.

LOL

[Webhead2006]

how about the quote spidey says in the start of episode 3 something along the lines of "Get him, oh how original......"

[spida-man]

Spidey: Don't panic spidey.
GG: Hahahahaha...
Spidey: Ok, now you can panic.

LOL
lol.

[spida-man]

how about the quote spidey says in the start of episode 3 something along the lines of "Get him, oh how original......"
u mean when he was fighting the guys robbing the bakery and he said "Spider-Man get him? wow! Is that the best u can come up with? i mean i go through all this trouble to turn u into famous spider-perps. the least u could do is keep things interesting, i always do" *runs up wall backflip- kicks pies into thugs' faces* "I'm realy quite creative."
lmao

[Webhead2006]

Yea thats the quote i thought it sounded good, i was trying to remember it fully after i watched episode 3 again this morning.

[Captain Planet!]

Bodygaurd: All clear
*Norman steps out of the car*
Vulture: OSBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!

:funny:

[Silver Spider]

"Alright Sandman, show me whatcha got; or better yet, I'll show you."
"Wow, you sure showed me."

[spida-man]

Bodygaurd: All clear
*Norman steps out of the car*
Vulture: OSBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!

:funny:
that never gets old

[Spider-ManHero12]

Spidey: Don't panic spidey.
GG: Hahahahaha...
Spidey: Ok, now you can panic.

LOL Yeah, that was hilarious! LOL! :grin::up:

[Little Foot]

Harry: Hey, Dad, great news! I got straight A's on my midterms, I made the varsity football team first-string, and I have a date to tonight's fall formal with one of the hottest girls in--
Norman: Harry, can't you see I'm in a meeting? Get out!

BURN

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[PJBoy]

Yeah, that was hilarious! LOL! :grin::up:
:woot:

[Silver Spider]

"Them boys are punks; this is my profession."
"You do this for a living? With that accent, I was thinkin' rodeo clown."

[ReggieWhiteJr]

"Them boys are punks; this is my profession."
"You do this for a living? With that accent, I was thinkin' rodeo clown."

Oh man, that line and the way Spidey said it had be cracking up. :woot:

[Webhead2006]

Spider-Man: (pulls a display of bowling balls at Rhino) This always works in the cartoons... (Rhino merely crushes the bowling balls to dust) Ugh, television can so not be trusted...

Or

Spider-Man: I'm here to see Mister Lincoln.
Big Man: Then you should have made an appointment. But perhaps we'll make an exception to the hero of the day. (Turns around to face Spider-Man) I am L. Thompson Lincoln.
Spider-Man: Please, you're the Big Man!
Big Man: I've been called many names. My favorite is Tombstone.

Or

Spider-Man: (to Sandman) Let me guess, you were on a reality show? Changing Faces or Completely Ridiculous Makeovers?

[Silver Spider]

Oh man, that line and the way Spidey said it had be cracking up. :woot:
Yeah, and the follow up to that was great too.

[Kal-El 8]

Peter Parker : Y-You're Mary Jane Watson? (gulp) *Peter's in both shock & awe*
Mary Jane Watson : ""Face it, Tiger... you just hit the jackpot!"

[Kal-El 8]

*Lizard starts crawling on ceiling* Spidey: Hey! Wall crawling's my shtick! You start spinning webs and I'll sue! *shakes fist*

This so far my favorite Web-slinger wisecrack . :woot::hehe::funny::lmao:

[spida-man]

"Them boys are punks; this is my profession."
"You do this for a living? With that accent, I was thinkin' rodeo clown."
I was laughing way to hard when i heard that.

[spida-man]

Spider-Man: (pulls a display of bowling balls at Rhino) This always works in the cartoons... (Rhino merely crushes the bowling balls to dust) Ugh, television can so not be trusted...

Or

Spider-Man: I'm here to see Mister Lincoln.
Big Man: Then you should have made an appointment. But perhaps we'll make an exception to the hero of the day. (Turns around to face Spider-Man) I am L. Thompson Lincoln.
Spider-Man: Please, you're the Big Man!
Big Man: I've been called many names. My favorite is Tombstone.

Or

Spider-Man: (to Sandman) Let me guess, you were on a reality show? Changing Faces or Completely Ridiculous Makeovers?
lol:hehe:

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Spidey: Whoa, can you say "halitosis"? I knew you could!:woot:

[Ratcrawler]

"I've been called many names. My favorite is Tombstone."

Of all the name intros, that was my favorite. The rest had good intros and follow ups but always seemed to wind up with the character just sort of picking out a new nickname for themselves...

"Not Toomes. I'm what you called me. I'm the Vulture!"

"No! Not that! Electro. Yeah, I'm the Electro!"

"Hmm...Well, I guess you can call me Shocker."

"Call me RRRHHHIIINNNOOO!!!"

And Sandman really seemed to take to his new name using it as often as possible.

[Jick09]

Spidey: Whoa, can you say "halitosis"? I knew you could!:woot:

"I've been called many names. My favorite is Tombstone."
my favs, too.

[Venom 1988]

Anyone have that exact quote of Norman's pep talk to Harry?

[Little Foot]

Anyone have that exact quote of Norman's pep talk to Harry?

I can't find it. You sure it's in Natural Selection?

[Silver Spider]

I can't find it. You sure it's in Natural Selection?
I'm pretty sure it's in Market Forces.

[Venom 1988]

I can't find it. You sure it's in Natural Selection? Que? I never said it was in Natural Selection

[Little Foot]

Que? I never said it was in Natural Selection
Sorry, I think I just melded your post with the following one:

What's that quote at the end of Natural Selection? Something about them not throwing a parade and Spidey stays because Spidey's needed? Something like that :p

And I think that was sort of a combination of two scenes. The Spidey staying because Spidey's needed one is in Natural Selection, when he decides not to use the de-mutation serum. I'm not sure about the other part, and I assumed that the other quote was what you were referring to.
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[spida-man]

What's that quote at the end of Natural Selection? Something about them not throwing a parade and Spidey stays because Spidey's needed? Something like that :p
"Spdiey stays 'cause spidey's needed..at least for now anyway.."
i'll addd more later.

[spida-man]

Anyone have that exact quote of Norman's pep talk to Harry?

I don't remeber all of it , but i'll post it sometime later.

[Webhead2006]

yea it was market forces i believe and he said something about man up or cowboy up ........

[spida-man]

yea it was market forces i believe and he said something about man up or cowboy up ........
"Man up ant take responsibility, your want to be popular? be popular. you want good grades, study."

[spida-man]

i just got through watching invisible hand(finally, i never had time earlier) awesome episode! but i'll save that for the actual thread lol.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

This line always makes me laugh.

*Spidey webs up Ox*
*Ox tears through webbing*
Spidey: Oh. That's not good.

[spida-man]

This line always makes me laugh.

*Spidey webs up Ox*
*Ox tears through webbing*
Spidey: Oh. That's not good.
lol i like how in the invisible hand when he chases the thugs in the begenning of the episode "Ta-Da! say my name and i magically appear!"

[Webhead2006]

lol thats a good one. and also i loved the whole tombstone facts of life speach.

[spider-neil]

my favorite is a bit obsure

vulture is arguing with otto over his stolen plans (vulture obviously holds the doc responsible) and norman comes in with his thugs and after several put downs has his men drag vulture out, as the vulture is being lead away he (vulture) turns to the doctor...

'good news, I don't hold YOU responsible anymore'


the delivery of this line is perfect because you know exactly what this will mean when he says it

[spider-neil]

"Man up ant take responsibility, your want to be popular? be popular. you want good grades, get god grades."


actually he says 'if you want to pass your test, study'

[spida-man]

actually he says 'if you want to pass your test, study'
ty for the correction

[vinny2]

my favorite is a bit obsure

vulture is arguing with otto over his stolen plans (vulture obviously holds the doc responsible) and norman comes in with his thugs and after several put downs has his men drag vulture out, as the vulture is being lead away he (vulture) turns to the doctor...

'good news, I don't hold YOU responsible anymore'


the delivery of this line is perfect because you know exactly what this will mean when he says it

You're a little off. The quote is, "Good news. I don't blame YOU anymore."

I agree, though. I liked that line.

[spider-neil]

You're a little off. The quote is, "Good news. I don't blame YOU anymore."

I agree, though. I liked that line.


thanks for the correction :)

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Some of the more simple lines are my faves. Like when Spidey jumps on the Vulture's back and says "Surfs up! Woo hoo!"

[Little Foot]

This show is so well-written, methinks.

[Ratcrawler]

Yeah, but it has it's misses.

"You talkin' to me? Well say hello to my Webs!"

Petey's a dork through and through...

[Little Foot]

Yeah, but it has it's misses.

"You talkin' to me? Well say hello to my Webs!"

Petey's a dork through and through...

Ha, true. But it fits the character well, right?

[Captivated]

The pre-prom "Aunt May, you're an evil mastermind!" cracked me up...

I'm enjoying this show. :yay:

Since I had to walk away from the comics, it has been nice to get a little Spidey fix. :cwink:

[spida-man]

thanks for the correction :)
lol first u correct me than u get corrected lmao.

[Ratcrawler]

Catalysts had plenty.

"Ok, Wow. Just...Wow."

"And the prom queen is...that hot red-headed girl who showed up with Parker."

[Little Foot]

"And the prom queen is...that hot red-headed girl who showed up with Parker."

That quote was amazing. Especially since the way he delivered the line reminded me of my high school principal.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

MJ: ... Randy?
Rand: Very.

:wow::woot:

[Joker]

Ock: "SILENCE"

:oldrazz:

[Ratcrawler]

MJ: ... Randy?
Rand: Very.

:wow::woot:

Agh! You beat me to it! LOL at Randy's double entendre!
Sally get's an honorable mention, though, with this little gem...

"Nice going, Glory! You're SO selfish! Everybody knows you don't dump the guy with the limo until AFTER the party! No offense, Kenny."

*Kenny shrugs*

[Hurm...]

What was that line that GG said at the end of the episode about Tombstone being the creme de la creme and painting the city red...or atleast the ballroom?


GG's dialogue was excellent in the episode. Great lines...

[Ratcrawler]

The banter between the two was wonderful. It almost felt like an old buddy movie where they were on the road exchanging snaps.

[Spider-ManHero12]

I found this line to be funny. :woot:

"Wow...just wow." Spidey never expected the Green goblin to do that flip onto the glider.

[Spiderine]

I found this line to be funny. :woot:

"Wow...just wow." Spidey never expected the Green goblin to do that flip onto the glider.
Yeah that was great. Spidey knows he is up against a formidable foe.

[Spider-ManHero12]

Yeah that was great. Spidey knows he is up against a formidable foe. Yeah, I mean, at first he underestimated the Green Goblin, but now Spidey has got his work cut out for him.

[spider-neil]

straight in a number 1 and possible my favorite spider-man line ever


wow, just...wow.

[Valorman]

"... Any minute now the creme de la creme of new york city is going to PAINT THE TOWN RED! Aheh... well, the ballroom anyway. hehhehHAHAHAHAHA!"
awesome goblin dialogue throughout the whole episode.

[Hurm...]

"... Any minute now the creme de la creme of new york city is going to PAINT THE TOWN RED! Aheh... well, the ballroom anyway. hehhehHAHAHAHAHA!"
awesome goblin dialogue throughout the whole episode.I need this as my Signature. Thanks for the quote!

[PJBoy]

GG: I'm the Green Goblin, and I'm looking for the Big Man.
BM: Sir, I don't know who you are but...
GG: Of course you don't, that is the point of the mask genius.

:oldrazz:

[Hurm...]

^LOL, GG is a smart***.

[Spider-ManHero12]

This line from the green goblin was fantastic. :up:

"... Any minute now the creme de la creme of new york city is going to PAINT THE TOWN RED! Aheh... well, the ballroom anyway. hehhehHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Spiderine]

This line from the green goblin was fantastic. :up:

"... Any minute now the creme de la creme of new york city is going to PAINT THE TOWN RED! Aheh... well, the ballroom anyway. hehhehHAHAHAHAHA!"
Classic Goblin.

[Spider-ManHero12]

Classic Goblin. Indeed. :up:

[Silver Spider]

I can't wait to watch it.

[Kal-El 8]

Peter Parker : Nice One Pete you blew it again .

Mary Jane Watson : I wouldn't say that I saved the Last Dance for you Tiger .

[Spider-ManHero12]

Peter Parker : Nice One Pete you blew it again .

Mary Jane Watson : I wouldn't say that I saved the Last Dance for you Tiger . Great line! :up:

[Jick09]

"I'm the Green Goblin!"

the way he said that is addicting.

[Ratcrawler]

Paraphrasing again but...

"John! Where are you going!? We can still get steak!"

"I'm sorry where are my manners. Here you are threatening Tomby and I don't even say thank you. I guess my only consolation is that you're also holding innocent people hostage. It's hurting my poor little sPider brain!"


SM: You took the words right outta my mouth. Is that a felony?

GG: I hope so! This little Goblin wouldn't be caught dead with a misdemeanor!

SM: Nice Banter! Your aim could use some work though!

GG: You know what they say, 'Practice Makes Perfect'!

SM: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.



Not exactly a quote but the fancy restaurant Harry was talking about at the beginning was called "Le Hissyfit". I just found that really funny. :)

[Spider-ManHero12]

I love this quote from Doc ock.

"Silence!"

[Ratcrawler]

I loved sPidey's comeback to that "Can't we just hug it out?"

[Silver Spider]

"The Green Goblin has a solution. You and I join forces; consider what we could accomplish, by combining our powers. We could rule New York!"

"We talking Manhattan, or all five? Nah, sorry. I make it a rule not to partner with anyone green....or you know, psychotic.

[Spider-ManHero12]

I loved sPidey's comeback to that "Can't we just hug it out?" Agreed! That was great! :woot::up:

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Tombstone: What do you hope to accomplish here tonight?
Green Goblin: So the whole "Wanting-to-destroy-you-and-take-over-your-empire" thing wasn't clear? Well darn.

Freaking hilarious.

[Spider-ManHero12]

Tombstone: What do you hope to accomplish here tonight?
Green Goblin: So the whole "Wanting-to-destroy-you-and-take-over-your-empire" thing wasn't clear? Well done.

Freaking hilarious. I love that quote! It's funny and very cool at the same time.

[Spiderine]

Tombstone: What do you hope to accomplish here tonight?
Green Goblin: So the whole "Wanting-to-destroy-you-and-take-over-your-empire" thing wasn't clear? Well done.

Freaking hilarious.
great qoute.

[Ratcrawler]

Tombstone: What do you hope to accomplish here tonight?
Green Goblin: So the whole "Wanting-to-destroy-you-and-take-over-your-empire" thing wasn't clear? Well done.

Freaking hilarious.

Actually, I think he said "Well darn."

Anyhoo, this is indeed a well written show. So I decided to do something fun and come up with Top Ten Quotes lists for episodes. And to kick them off, I'll start with this gem of an ep.

10

Flash: So Parker, you actually got yourself a date. I mean sure, Mary here's not the 20 year old you WANTED to bring but at least she's non-fictional. So I guess you win the bet! Haw Haw Haw Haw!

MJ: What'd ya bet?

Peter: Loser dresses like a cheerleader for Halloween.

MJ: Well, Big Boy, I hope you've got the legs for the skirt.

Lemme explain what's so great about this little exchange. Ever since a little movie called She's All That hit theaters years ago, there've been countless knockoffs where a guy makes a bet involving a female, falls in love with her, forgets about the bet and loses her when she learns about the bet. That seemed like where they were heading with this story before slapping that plot device in the face and have MJ react like a non-emotionally disturbed female (rare though they may be.) firing off a quip at Jackass Flash before taking Peter dancing. Bravo!

9

sPidey: You know, applause from you make me wanna shower.

Tombstone: Perhaps. But someone should point out that I offered you a handsome salary to do just the sort of thing you did tonight and instead you've done The Big Man's work for free. That, my heroic friend, is what grownups call 'irony'.

If only sPidey had countered with "Then again, I just did what I always did without selling my soul to the devil. So up yours."

8

Principal:And your queen is...uh, red-headed-girl-who-came-with-Peter-Parker? Is that right?

MJ's so damn cool apparently, she won prom queen at a school she never visited before and nobody even knew her name. And the little "Is that right?" trailing off voice was a nice touch.

7

JJJ: Goblin! Green Goblin! No, no reporter. I'll cover the story myself and save a few bucks. But get me Parker. This is right up his freak show alley! Oh and maybe call the police.

Classic Jameson. First concern: Saving money. Second concern, getting pictures of something incredibly dangerous from a 16 year old boy. Third, apprehending a madman.

6
Tombstone: Sir, I don't know who you are but--

GG: Of course you don't! That's the point behind the mask genius!

Hey, Tomby, you want some Aloe Vera for that burn?

5

Gangsta: Get the freak! *after a butt whooping* I meant...get the freak WHATEVER HE WANTS!

GG: What I want is your undying loyalty. Or the dying kind. The Green Goblin is nothing if not flexible.

Nice save, kiddo! This is the first of many times we hear Gobby refer to himself in the third person and with a smart mouth no less.

4

Sally: See, Glory? You're SO selfish! Everybody knows you don't dump the guy with the limo--nothing personal Kenny--until the day AFTER the dance!"

I like this line so much because yeah, she's a stuck up little wretch but she makes a good point. The best part is when she breaks the mood to apologize to Kong in the middle and you see him shrugging it off from behind.

3
sPidey: Okay, wow. Just...wow.

On paper, it sounds like a sample of one of those lengthy monologues on Family Guy where a character gets into a long tirade about something before flashing back to a made up TV show. But it's not Family Guy, it's sPider-Man and the delivery was superb.


GG: You know what they say! If you can't join them, beat them!

sPidey: You took the words right outta my mouth. Is that a felony?

GG: I certainly hope so! This little Goblin wouldn't be caught dead with a misdemeanor!

sPidey: Ooh! Nice Banter! Your aim could use some work though!

GG: Practice Makes Perfect!

SM: Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.


Nice Banter indeed! I look forward to more of these in the future. Maybe deep existential arguments dotted with the explosions of pumpkin bombs.

And finally,
#1

MJ: But if I can't dance with Pete, I guess I'll dance with...it's Randy, right?

Randy: Very.


o_O; Justice League, is that you? Were you reincarnated from cancellation as The sPectacular sPider-Man? Because if the interwoven continuity and good writing didn't tip me off, that blatant piece of innuendo which you were so famous for sure did!

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Ah, so he said "Well darn," Thanks for that. Can't believe I missed it.

[Ratcrawler]

I usually groan when villains say "darn". It's like their parents raised 'em well enough not to curse but not well enough to avoid becoming criminals and terrorists. But it worked better when Goblin said it than when Montana did back in episode one on account of his unpredictable nature.

[spida-man]

I usually groan when villains say "darn". It's like their parents raised 'em well enough not to curse but not well enough to avoid becoming criminals and terrorists. But it worked better when Goblin said it than when Montana did back in episode one on account of his unpredictable nature.
well u have to remember, this is a cartoon that is also for kids. and this is an american cartoon, unlike anime shows which most of them have cursing. It's intersting how a kids cartoon in Japan can be so incredibly different with censorship compared to american cartoons

[Ratcrawler]

I realize that of course, but I'd rather the character found a way around needing to "non-swear" anyway. If you think about it, "Well darn." wasn't necessary to cap off that sentence at all. Gobby could have just as easily said, "Seriously?" or nothing at all. But like I said, in some twisted way it worked for him. I guess cuz GG isn't supposed to seem that intimidating until he's hurling bombs at you.

Changing the subject, I wonder if KidsWB will change "It's Randy, right?" "Very." The next time Catalysts airs. They've done this at least twice before. Once in an episode of The Batman where Batman says "A blind man walks into a bar. He says ouch." in the episode, the next time it aired they dropped the word "blind". I guess all the blind kids watching were offended.

The other instance was an episode of Pokemon where Meowth said "Damn the Sharpedo!" referencing the famous quote (and subsequent Tom Petty Album name) "Damn the torpedoes!" by Admiral David Farragut. Line was changed to "Dang the Sharpedo!"

[Spec Spider-Man]

"Randy"
"very"

[Silver Spider]

I guess all the blind kids watching were offended.
Nice.:cwink::funny:

[Ratcrawler]

Thought someone might enjoy that. Anyway, it's time for another list...

Top 10 "Invisible Hand" Quotes

10Peter: You planned this!? Aunt May, you're an evil mastermind!
This line exemplifies what a clever old dame AILF May is. Plus, it's somewhat ironic he call her that after meeting the biggest crime boss in New York.

9sPidey: Wait! Wait!

Rhino: What?

sPidey: Weight!
Ha ha, get it, cuz sPidey dropped a whole bunch of weights on Rhino? Yeah, I guess you need closed captioning to get that one... moving on.

8Peter: You're only four years older. When you're 70 and I'm 66, I'll seem like quite the catch!
A great line for any guy whose ever had a crush on an older woman.

7Peter: You wouldn't know her, Flash. She's twenty years old and hot!
And really, isn't that what we're all looking for in a woman? This line is great because it actually sounds like something a high school kid would say and not just something a high school kid would say on a children's program. Unlike Bruce Wayne in "The Batman" who only saw women as 'fellow human beings' (Haw!) and occasional 'beards' to maintain his millionaire playboy image, Peter Parker is genuinely interested in the opposite sex and he'll brag about almost maybe definitely bringing a hot older woman to a high school dance.

6Rhino: Hit 22 please. These don't work so good on little buttons.
Awww, he coulda threatened to rip little Foswell to shreds but instead opted to be polite about it. I guess Mama O'Hirn didn't do such a terrible job after all!

5sPidey: First Marko becomes Sandman, now this? What's Big Man's next move? Turning Flash Thompson into the Beligerrent Bug Zapper?
It makes fun of the fact that people sPider-Man knows are turning into "Freaks of the week." Plus, it's a funny name.

4sPidey: Come one, come all! Before your very eyes, the world's LARGEST dehydrated turtle!
Even when the only other person within earshot is a nearly unconsious super mercenary, sPider-Man is simply committed to cracking jokes. He could have just casually said it, but he decided to throw in the extra showmanship for the hell of it. Plus, after calling Rhino "Hippo" and "Moose", Turtle felt about right.

3sPidey: This always works in cartoons! ... Television SO cannot be trusted.
Yet another line that pokes fun at the show itself. At face value, it reminds us that we are in fact watching a cartoon. But if you think about it, this episode was rife with inconsistencies of physics. It featured this incredibly heavy character going up a public elevator to the twenty second floor where his stomping foot shattered said floor yet nobody fell through to the twenty first. He falls out through the wall when sPider-Man grabs him with TWO web lines which snap under his weight --though they have no problems catching flying cars-- dropping him into his own crater. No bones or organs are broken thankfully, and he runs around smashing headfirst into a sPeeding tractor trailer from which the NON-armored driver runs away completely unharmed. Rhino then smashes bowling balls under his feet while casually walking prompting our hero to say this line. To top it all off, a beautiful, incredibly cool girl enthusiastically shows up on the doorstep of a poor loser to take him to the dance. WE CAN ONLY SUSpEND OUR DISBELIEF SO FAR!

2Lincoln: In my life, I've been called many names. My favorite is Tombstone.
Probably the best delivered super-villain introduction to date. All the others were more or less, sPur of the moment epiphanies, accepting the fact that the person they were had given way to a seductive new identity. But Lincoln might as well have been the multi-epitheted devil himself when he said that.

1MJ: Face it Tiger. You just hit the jackpot.
Maybe this is fanservice, but honestly, no matter how well written this episode was, would anybody forgive me if this line wasn't number one? Not only is it one of the most famous lines in comic book history, (one that Sam Raimi shamelessly left out of the movies) but it was delivered so perfectly. She conveyed a strong yet subtle confidence in knowing that she IS a catch and played off perfectly against Peter's initial shock. Take THAT Kirsten Dunst!

[weezerspider]

Electro:*blows up television* Ah, I can't even watch the game!
Eddie: Well your still yelling at the Tv, so whats the difference?

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Ratcrawler excellent list of quotes from my fav episode. I also loved Spidey yelling "Hurry up, hippo!"

And did anyone else get a kick out of Rhino beating on the truck? He was just mashing it like a ticked off little kid that lost his toys. I thought that was great.

[Little Foot]

Ratcrawler, very witty commentary. Much appreciated. :)

[Spider-ManHero12]

I like this line and it's funny! :woot::up:

JJJ: "down again? Okay, now you're just torturing me."

[Silver Spider]

Electro:*blows up television* Ah, I can't even watch the game!
Eddie: Well your still yelling at the Tv, so whats the difference?
"Is that supposed to be funny?"

[Spider-ManHero12]

"Is that supposed to be funny?" Great line. It shows how mean and desperate Electro was.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Peter: Look this tutoring thing is something you need not me so when you're ready to learn, let me know. *Walks off*

Liz: *Stares with her mouth wide open upon seeing Petey ditch her*

[Spider-ManHero12]

Peter: Look this tutoring thing is something you need not me so when you're ready to learn, let me know. *Walks off*

Liz: *Stares with her mouth wide open upon seeing Petey ditch her* I always thought this line was just so very well done. :up:

[Silver Spider]

Peter: Look this tutoring thing is something you need not me so when you're ready to learn, let me know. *Walks off*

Liz: *Stares with her mouth wide open upon seeing Petey ditch her*
The first time I saw that episode, I missed that line, so I didn't know why Liz had suddenly changed the next day.

[Spider-ManHero12]

I laughed when JJJ said this. :woot:

JJJ: "What, do you want to give me gas?"

[Ratcrawler]

Peter: Look this tutoring thing is something you need not me so when you're ready to learn, let me know. *Walks off*

Liz: *Stares with her mouth wide open upon seeing Petey ditch her*

Funny thing about beautiful women, they have average Joes like Parker kissing up and coming on to them all day. What's great about this line is Pete poignantly pointed out that HE'S the prize, not her, and leaves cuz he's got something better to do.

BAM! Attraction is born.

[weezerspider]

"Is that supposed to be funny?"

lol. Its funny, my favorite quote comes from my least favorite episode so far. (Its my favorite quote cuz I always yell at the Tv when my teams losin. Or if their winning. lol)

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Funny thing about beautiful women, they have average Joes like Parker kissing up and coming on to them all day. What's great about this line is Pete poignantly pointed out that HE'S the prize, not her, and leaves cuz he's got something better to do.

BAM! Attraction is born.

So true. Peter saying that and leaving her is what basically made her do a 180. One of the many reasons I liked Interactions is because we get to see that Liz isn't the annoying cheerleader she's painted out to be at first. Unlike the rest of the in crowd, Liz can see that Peter is a really nice guy and isn't the geek she thought he was.

[Spider-ManHero12]

So true. Peter saying that and leaving her is what basically made her do a 180. One of the many reasons I liked Interactions is because we get to see that Liz isn't the annoying cheerleader she's painted out to be at first. Unlike the rest of the in crowd, Liz can see that Peter is a really nice guy and isn't the geek she thought he was. Very true, and I'm looking foward to seeing what Liz does in the future.

[Silver Spider]

lol. Its funny, my favorite quote comes from my least favorite episode so far. (Its my favorite quote cuz I always yell at the Tv when my teams losin. Or if their winning. lol)
You do realize that I think it's funny too, right?

[Ratcrawler]

And now it's time for the top ten quotes of Competition

10AILF May: Oh, Peter. You lead such a sheltered life.
Oh, Peter's unreasonably attractive geriatric aunt, if only you knew... *The half-mask was priceless*

9Gwen: You don't actually call her "Miss Brant" in person, do you?
Only in the bondage gear, Gwenny.

8Sandman: Ah, Man! My Money!
Probably the funniest delivery in this episode. Well, that and...

7Hammerhead: There ya go. Ya got your sand legs, your sand clothes...heeeyyyy! And now you're in color!
Considering how Hammy usually has an intimidating (if somewhat cliche) Brooklyn Mobster accent, hearing him talk like a kindly uncle encouraging a 5 year old to ride a two wheeler just brings out a smile.

6Officer Policeman: This ain't a problem we can fix. Cordon off the area! And pray that sPidey can handle the freak.
There's a subtlety to what's great about this line. It shows that the NYPD resPect what sPidey does for them and actually relies on him from time to time as opposed to trying to arrest him for vigilantism. I wonder how long that'll last. Also, any hinting at a religious act (prayer) in today's remarkably secular cartoon business is semi noteworthy.

5Flash: Unbelievable. The geeks are inheriting the Earth.
Oh my God, Flash actually made a remotely clever play on words there! Based of course on "The Meek shall inherit the Earth." from...the Bible. Oh, I see what's going on here... Dammit, SSM stop shoving your religious propaganda down our throats!

4Otto: What have we done? What do we do?

Norman: We sweep up and try again.
Close the window, I'm getting a chill!

3Harry: Hi mom. Dad.

Norman: Harry. What happened to you? And what's with the Helmet? Going to a costume party?

Harry: I'm trying out for the team.

Norman: Football? Not really your strong suit, is it?

Emily: ...*looks down at food and continues eating*...

Harry: Guess we'll find out tomorrow.
Seriously! Can somebody get the sPace heater out of the closet!? It is icy cold over here! I don't think Mrs. Osborne minds because she's apparently dead inside but temperature dramatically falls whenever Norman opens that smart mouth of his!

2Sand: Yeah! No, wait. Revenge is for chumps! I don't care about sPider-Man. All I ever wanted was the Big Score! And now I have the power to get it!
Sandman's not supposed to be deep. And doesn't need an "I'm not a bad guy, I've just had alot of bad luck." complex like he did in the movie. He's just a man with no discernible talents outside the criminal variety and now he can do those better than ever. Even with all the trouble he's had, he never held a grudge against sPider-Man. He just does what he loves.

1sPidey: The hammer thing's getting old, pal.
Seriously. What's it been, 40 years? Thanks for saying what we were all thinking, wallcrawler. Now tell Green Lantern to come up with something more creative than Umbrellas.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Ratcrawler, I love these top 10 episode quotes you do! Please do some for the rest of the episodes. :word:

[Silver Spider]

Ratcrawler, I love these top 10 episode quotes you do! Please do some for the rest of the episodes. :word:
Indeed.:yay:
But what's wrong with the religious references in the show?

[Araneae]

From the fight with the Green Goblin

GG: You know the old saying; if you can't join them, beat 'em!
SM: Took the words right out of my mouth. Is that a felony?
GG: I certainly hope so. This little goblin wouldn't be caught dead committing a misdemeanor.

[Ratcrawler]

Nothing, Silver, unless you want the ACLU busting your balls LOL. Thank you all for the kind words. :)

Reaction aired today and man, oh man, did it have some marvelous quippage. I think I'll start this list, however, with an under-the-radar line.

10Otto: I've been good!
Actually, this might have been the dumbest line in the show but the truth is, last words are seldom eloquent or well put. I say last words because at that point Otto lost his last shred of innocence and the kindly little underling we've gotten to know this season was no more. And so, the context of that line was made all the more heartbreaking in regards to his inevitable personality change.


9sPidey: You can thank me later, dude!
Sure, sPider-Man's saved hundreds of lives, but webbing a cute little nerd to a Ten like that was tight. (And it probably got a little tighter iffen ya know what I'm sayin'...;))


8Pete: Heh heh heh. I guess I've got sticky fingers.
From anyone else, this line might have warranted an "Eww!" but it works for him. What makes it even better, for me personally, is that I've got a t-shirt featuring sPidey as a DJ called "sPidey Sticky Fingahz"


7JJJ: Foswell! Lee! Am I paying you to hide in here!? Nevermind! Whaddya think of my son, Colonel John Jameson!?

Foswell: *blandly* He is a modern day American hero.

JJJ: That's what I like about you, Foswell! You're an objective journalist! Hop on a plane--coach--and get your tuchus down to the cape to cover my son's sPace shuttle launch! No go! Come on! Go!
It came down to this scene or the one where he's dancing with Betty but I chose this one for JJJ's manic run on sentences, cheap nature, and laughable bias. Foswells delivery was excellent too although "He's not really my type, sir." would have been just as funny.

6Flash: Don't worry, sPidey! I got your back!

sPidey: Appreciate the help, fanboy, but keep clear. You're not pretty enough to save twice.

Flash: Right! Right! Smack him one for me!
Flash's contempt for Parker and admiration for his alter ego has always been one of comicdom's most entertaining relationships. This was the first time we really saw it in an episode.


5Flash: *snorts* Typical Puny Parker. Leaves ME holding the bag. Uh, no offense girls.
When exactly did Parker ever leave Flash holding anything? I'm not sure but his inadvertant dis to his girlfriend AND 'mistress' made the line priceless. Which segue's us into...


4sPidey: Subway to Coney Island: $2. Riding Turbulence: $6. Saving Liz Allen: Priceless.
What? I'm not above Master Card commercial references...Nobody is!

3Ock: I...will not...be weak.

Norman: Otto, get up.

Ock: Silence! You Imperious Moron!
Rand, would you handle this one?

Rand: Dude. You want some Aloe Vera for that burn?

Thank you.

2sPidey: Come on, Doc. You're a cephalopod, I'm an arthopod; Can't we just hug it out?
A little something for the nerds and zoologists out there. :) Sorry kids, we can't dumb down all the jokes for you. Go watch Transformers: Animated for that.

1sPidey: Look, Doc, have you thought this through? The next sPider-Man who finds you buried under a pile of debris might view this as a cautionary tale.

Ock: Glib--*pow*--does not--*bam*--equate with clever,--*crash*--sPider-Man!

sPidey: Yeah, well the ratio of arms to sanity hasn't exactly been established either.

Ock: Do you EVER shut up!?

sPidey: Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every episode.

Ratcrawler Jr.: What did all that mean?

Not now, junior, the grownups are talking. And there was some fine sPider-quippage (Hello? Webster's? Have I got a word for you!) in this episode indeed. Sadly, "And now back to our regularly scheduled chaos." and "The hobbit took out the breaks!" didn't make it.

[Silver Spider]

Nothing, Silver, unless you want the ACLU busting your balls LOL.
Oh, okay then.:cwink:

10
Actually, this might have been the dumbest line in the show but the truth is, last words are seldom eloquent or well put. I say last words because at that point Otto lost his last shred of innocence and the kindly little underling we've gotten to know this season was no more. And so, the context of that line was made all the more heartbreaking in regards to his inevitable personality change.
I actually liked that line.

9
Sure, sPider-Man's saved hundreds of lives, but webbing a cute little nerd to a Ten like that was tight. (And it probably got a little tighter iffen ya know what I'm sayin'...;))
:woot:

6
Flash's contempt for Parker and admiration for his alter ego has always been one of comicdom's most entertaining relationships. This was the first time we really saw it in an episode.
That was pretty cool.

4
What? I'm not above Master Card commercial references...Nobody is!
I personally found that really lame.

3
Rand, would you handle this one?

Rand: Dude. You want some Aloe Vera for that burn?

Thank you.
:funny:

2
A little something for the nerds and zoologists out there. :) Sorry kids, we can't dumb down all the jokes for you. Go watch Transformers: Animated for that.
:applaud

[Xclaim]

Ock: Do you EVER shut up!?

sPidey: Sorry, no. My fans expect a certain amount of quippage in every episode.

Did anyone else hear this and think:

This line = giant middle finger to Sam Raimi

[Venom 1988]

No but now that you say it, yes lol :hyper:

[Grievous]

Rhino: Do you remember what I did to them bowling balls?

hahaha that was funny when I first heard him say that.

[Spider-ManHero12]

I loved this line from JJJ. :grin:

JJJ: *starts dancing with Betty Brant* "Eh, Miss Brant, I can't do this, I'm a married man."

He's says something like that.

[Ratcrawler]

I believe he was telling her to knock it off, actually. :)

This line = giant middle finger to Sam Raimi

Considering the action sequence at the beginning and the "inhibitor chip" in Ock's neck, not so much. But maybe Raimi can hire the show's writer's for part 4...

Another fun throwaway line was Dr. Twaki (tee hee!) telling Ock his megalo-pack was in vault 8 to which he replied "My lucky number."

[RabbitSamurai]

Ratcrawler mentioned most of my favorites already, but here are some more:

"Hand over the device, you pathetic, four-limbed excuse for a spider!"
Funny 'cuz it's true.

"And your meager thought process is so transparent--'stall until his power runs out.' But this device has another hour of juice at least! And think of all the damage I could do in one hour...starting with the girl..."
I really like how this line sets up Ock as a very different sort of villain for Spider-Man to face, one who can keep up mentally as well as physically. :up:

[Ratcrawler]

Ya know, I was just watching the episode again and you're right about that "one hour" line. I definitely overlooked it and it should have been on the list. I'd probably replace Flash's "holding the bag" line with it.

[Silver Spider]

"Mr. Osborn, shouldn't we be helping Spider-man?"
"Knock yourself out."
(looks back, then quickly runs out the door with Norman)

I though it was kind of funny.

"Hey Gwen"
"Oh Peter, I'm glad you're here. Something's really weird with Harry."
"And this suprises you?"
(Gwen gives Peter "the look")
"Okay, okay, not the look."

[ReggieWhiteJr]

"You can thank me later, dude" was priceless! You see the way that babe looked at that dude she was webbed up with? I'm telling you, nerds are in!!:hehe:

[Milu]

Once in an episode of The Batman where Batman says "A blind man walks into a bar. He says ouch." in the episode, the next time it aired they dropped the word "blind". I guess all the blind kids watching were offended.

Wow, I can't believe Batman of all people would say something like that :funny: .

[Silver Spider]

^I bet Daredevil was deeply offended by that joke.

[Ratcrawler]

*Ding Dong*

Bruce Wayne: Alfred! Get the door! Oh for...*opens door* Hello?

Matt Murdoch: *smacks Bruce* That's NOT funny! *leaves*

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Rhino: You like being hunted, freak?!
Spidey: Will you please look who's talking?

[Ratcrawler]

That's funny cuz Rhinos are endangered.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

That's funny cuz Rhinos are endangered.

They are? Snap, I had no idea! That's even funnier to me now!

[Anwar]

Wow, I can't believe Batman of all people would say something like that :funny: .

Well to be fair he was under the influence of Joker venom at the time. It was the episode where Joker wanted to be Batman and tried to turn Batman into a Joker for him to fight.

[Ratcrawler]

Probably his best ep too.

[Silver Spider]

How could we forget one of the best pick up lines ever?
"If you say yes, I promise to stop asking."

[Spider-ManHero12]

How could we forget one of the best pick up lines ever?
"If you say yes, I promise to stop asking." That is indeed great! :woot::up:

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Ratcrawler, will you give us the top 10 quotes from Survival of the Fittest, Interactions, Natural Selection, and Market Forces?:woot:

[Ratcrawler]

I guess, but I'll hafta find the episodes online as I don't have them on my DVR anymore.

How could we forget one of the best pick up lines ever?
"If you say yes, I promise to stop asking."


Because there's no such thing as a good pickup line. Openers are where it's at. Besides the "When you're 70 and I'm 66, I'll seem like quite the catch." line was funnier.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

I guess, but I'll hafta find the episodes online as I don't have them on my DVR anymore.



Because there's no such thing as a good pickup line. Openers are where it's at. Besides the "When you're 70 and I'm 66, I'll seem like quite the catch." line was funnier.

Veoh is your friend!

And I love Peter's convos with Betty! He's made her laugh on more than one occasion and a dude making a girl laugh is always a good thing.

[Spider-ManHero12]

Veoh is your friend! Indeed. :up:

[Ratcrawler]

Top 10 Market Forces quotes...

10Ooh! Piece of advice, kid; Perfume doesn't cut it. Tomato juice. Only thing after taking pictures at a dump.
It's not often that JJJ uses his indoor voice, much less to give, ya know, useful advice. Although with tips like that, it's no wonder he doesn't offer up pearls of wisdom more often. This line get's a follow up by AILF May at the end of the episode when she notices Pete smelling like tomato juice.

9O'Hirn: Somethin' smells bad.

sPidey: Oh still!? I washed this costume 5 times!

O'Hirn: You!

sPidey: And now that you troglodytes have deduced that the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated...I'm--not dead? Nevermind. Just tell Shocker I want a rematch. You can call the cops now.
This exchange continues the hilarious subplot of Parker smelling bad. His entrance is so humorously done and he goes on to quote Mark Twain I believe until realizing that they're too inept to follow. Well done.

8Peter: Um, Carpe Ropum?
Yet another reference to a historical quote, this time being "Carpe Diem", Latin for "Sieze The Day!" To be more accurate, the latin word for rope is "funis" but, considering how this line went over the heads of at least 95% of the audience, it's refreshing to see a Saturday Morning cartoon that ISN'T dumbing down America's kids. I'm talking to YOU, Transformers!

7sPidey: You do this for a living? With that accent Ah wuz thankin' RO-de-O Clawwn!

Shocker: Don't you mock me, boy!

sPidey: I mock! I'm a mocker!
A Shocker Mocker? Oh how cute! And making fun of somebody's accent is always classic!

6sPidey: Impressive! You can hire yourself out as a kiddie ride!
This is a reference to Ultimate sPider-Man #20 where he tells Doc Ock "See, look at this: you don't have to be a lunatic...you could rent yourself out as a children's ride!" So...yeah!

Top 5 coming up...

[Spider-ManHero12]

Top 10 Market Forces quotes...

10
It's not often that JJJ uses his indoor voice, much less to give, ya know, useful advice. Although with tips like that, it's no wonder he doesn't offer up pearls of wisdom more often. This line get's a follow up by AILF May at the end of the episode when she notices Pete smelling like tomato juice.

9
This exchange continues the hilarious subplot of Parker smelling bad. His entrance is so humorously done and he goes on to quote Mark Twain I believe until realizing that they're too inept to follow. Well done.

8
Yet another reference to a historical quote, this time being "Carpe Diem", Latin for "Sieze The Day!" To be more accurate, the latin word for rope is "funis" but, considering how this line went over the heads of at least 95% of the audience, it's refreshing to see a Saturday Morning cartoon that ISN'T dumbing down America's kids. I'm talking to YOU, Transformers!

7
A Shocker Mocker? Oh how cute! And making fun of somebody's accent is always classic!

6
This is a reference to Ultimate sPider-Man #20 where he tells Doc Ock "See, look at this: you don't have to be a lunatic...you could rent yourself out as a children's ride!" So...yeah!

Top 5 coming up... Nice! :up:

[Silver Spider]

Sweet, Ratcrawler..:woot::up:

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Nice, Ratcrawler. Please tell me this one makes that list:

Betty: Mr. Jameson's a decent man, down deep.
Peter: We talking Mariana's trench deep or Dante's 9th Circle deep?

[Silver Spider]

I know it's late but I wanted to mention these lines from Reaction.

"No more, "Yes, Mr.Osborn; I'm sorry Mr.Osborn; please, Mr.Osborn." How I groveled before that man. But soon the whole world shall grovel before the genius, that is Dr. Octopus."

I thought this scene was superb. It really showed Otto's change in personality.

[hpwiz89]

Were there any good quotes in the latest episode?

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Were there any good quotes in the latest episode?

Oh yes. I need to rewatch the ep to get them fresh in my head.

[Ratcrawler]

A few but, Oh Boy, do they get a mention. I'll get to 'em soon enough. But first...

5Peter: So Betty, how do you work for a walking embolism like Jameson?

Betty: Mr. Jameson's a decent man, down deep.

Peter: We talking 'Marianas Trench' deep or 'Dante's 9th Circle' deep?
Seriously, if this show gets one kid to pick up a dictionary to look up embolism it's doing a greater service for this country's children than No Child Left Behind did. I SO wanna use that "9th Circle" crack the next time somebody says something is "deep down inside".

4Eddie: Don't go all Emo on me, bro.
I dunno if it was their intention, but this line seems to foreshadow Pete adopting a negative, guilt-free attitude along with a penchant for tight black clothing...
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3103/1dur5.png
...and we all know where THAT'S going!

3Norman: You wanna pass a test? Study. You wanna be popular? Be popular. Harry, life's pretty simple. You cowboy up and you do what you have to do.
Seriously, if Norman Osbourne wasn't pure evil, he'd be a great role model. Still, these aren't the best coming of age words of wisdom to come from a bad man in this episode. But I'll get to that in a moment...

2AILF May: I've just been visiting with Anna and her niece, Mary Jane; A lovely girl! Peter, you MUST meet her!

Peter: What's she like?

AILF May: Oh! She has a WONDERFUL personality!

Peter: *shudders*
But wait! There's more!
Later...
Peter: Could probably ask Mary Jane Watson.

Harry: Mary Who What-now?

Peter: Oh, this girl Aunt May wants me to meet. Get this; She has a "Wonderful Personality!"

*Double Shudders*
Sadly, this is an accurate assessment of male behavior. But OH was ever cleverly put!


1sPidey: What did your friendly neighborhood sPider-Man ever do to you!?

Shocker: Oh, 't ain't nothin' personal, hoss. Simple Truth is if a man's a man, he honors his resPonsibilities.

The fact that Peter quotes this to his AILF at the end of the episode, using it to explain why he'd rather help her pay bills than get himself a camera he needs, sPeaks volumes. EsPecially considering the source was a hitman hired to kill him. This line, probably more than any other, exemplifies this show's premise and that is "The Education of Peter Parker". Props.

[Silver Spider]

Great post, Ratcrawler. Sorry, but what does AILF mean?

[Spider-ManHero12]

A few but, Oh Boy, do they get a mention. I'll get to 'em soon enough. But first...

5
Seriously, if this show gets one kid to pick up a dictionary to look up embolism it's doing a greater service for this country's children than No Child Left Behind did. I SO wanna use that "9th Circle" crack the next time somebody says something is "deep down inside".

4
I dunno if it was their intention, but this line seems to foreshadow Pete adopting a negative, guilt-free attitude along with a penchant for tight black clothing...
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3103/1dur5.png
...and we all know where THAT'S going!

3
Seriously, if Norman Osbourne wasn't pure evil, he'd be a great role model. Still, these aren't the best coming of age words of wisdom to come from a bad man in this episode. But I'll get to that in a moment...

2
But wait! There's more!

Sadly, this is an accurate assessment of male behavior. But OH was ever cleverly put!


1

The fact that Peter quotes this to his AILF at the end of the episode, using it to explain why he'd rather help her pay bills than get himself a camera he needs, sPeaks volumes. EsPecially considering the source was a hitman hired to kill him. This line, probably more than any other, exemplifies this show's premise and that is "The Education of Peter Parker". Props. cool! Those are great lines. :up;

[Web-Head]

Green Goblin: We all wear masks, Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that hides your face or the one that is your face?

[Ratcrawler]

Great post, Ratcrawler. Sorry, but what does AILF mean?

Aunt I'd Like to...Fondle.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Oh snap! Ratcawler, that thing with Petter and Eddie was hilarious!

[Silver Spider]

Aunt I'd Like to...Fondle.
Oh okay.:yay:
"Fondle," right.:cwink:

[Grievous]

Green Goblin: We all wear masks, Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that hides your face or the one that is your face?
great line!

[Spider-ManHero12]

Originally Posted by Web-Head http://forums.superherohype.com/images/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=14775003#post14775003)
Green Goblin: We all wear masks, Spider-Man. But which one is real? The one that hides your face or the one that is your face?
I love that line! :up:

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Oh okay.:yay:
"Fondle," right.:cwink:

This isn't the first board I've been to where I've heard comments about aunt May being hot in SSM. :yay:

And yes, the Goblin's lines about masks was great. Really sticks out to me.

[R-Taco]

Great quotes Ratcrawler! But, I've gotta say, the sP's are driving me insane.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Oh okay.:yay:
"Fondle," right.:cwink:

Rhymes with truck. :oldrazz:

[Ratcrawler]

Yeah, that must get really irksome on a sPectacular sPider-Man board...

[Silver Spider]

"No Harry; no Pete. Someone is so, getting, the look."

[Ratcrawler]

The Top Ten "Uncertainty Principles" Quotes...


10Gobby: Oh, I'm sorry. Hammerhead can't come to the phone right now. He's a bit "tied up"! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Gotta love the classics.
Immensely cheesy I know BUT, sPeaking from personal experience, even if you've seen that scenario in cartoons a hundred times, when you actually DO have somebody tied up and tell somebody this it IS hilarious.

9John: Anyone know a good body shop up here?
John Jameson the way he ought to be: Lovable!

8sPidey: Next time you throw a bash, Gobby, leave out snacks. Your guests will stay longer.

Gobby: Oh, how embarassing. But at least I brought party favors!
We didn't have a whole lot in the way of banter in this ep but I thought this line was cute.

7MJ: Whoa, PomPoms to yourself, big guy. I like you but I won't be your replacement girl. This redhead's a free agent and plans to keep it that way.
I'm seriously amazed at how this recurring character version of Mary Jane has more depth and charm than the leading lady in 7 hours worth of sPider-Man movies. Also, I love the sound of Flash's boobs deflating when she pushed him away.

6Harry: A few blackouts are a small price to pay. So sPare me your concern. My life's great.
Whether or not Harry was actually the Goblin may still be up in the air but damned if he didn't sound like a super-villain/junkie right there!

5Hammerhead: Can't be afraid of what you don't resPect. And I've only ever resPected one man enough to fear.
The first line is a great take-along to use in a situation when threatened. Great little life lesson. The second gives insight as to how badass Tombstone must be.

4Norman: Why would you do something so dangerous!? So stupid!?

Harry: For you! YOU told me to man up! So I took the Green to become the son you always wanted me to be. To become a "man" like you!

Norman: I told you to cowboy up.

Harry: What?

Norman: And you couldn't even get that right!
Wait a second... Wha...?

3MJ: Gotta say, Tiger, you fill out that costume nicely.

Liz: Very nicely. You can web me up anytime, Petey.
OH SNAP!!! OH SNA-HA-HA-HAP!!! DUDE!!! DUDE, YOU ARE IN!!! YOU ARE SO F-ING IN!!!

2Gobby: We all wear masks, sPider-Man but which one is real? The one that hides your face? Or the one that IS your face?
A line that just might triple in coolness if, as some fans theorize, it was actually Chameleon disguised as Green Goblin who said this.

1JJJ: The people have sPoken. Get that traitor Parker in here and lock him to an exclusive deal. If they want sPider-Man, we'll give them sPider-Man. Here's tomorrow's front page headline; "SpIDER-MAN: THREAT OR MENACE?"
Up until now, JJJ's pretty much just been a charicature of JK Simmons' interpretation and, as fans have complained, not as vindictive of sPider-Man as he should be. But now he actually has a reason. In an explanation that echoes Ultimate JJJ's, the man is simply fed up with people idolizing some freak who hides behind a mask when his own son has stepped up and proven his mettle to a public that just doesn't care as much. It's a climactic point in his character arc and caps off with a classic Bugle headline.


Honorable mention goes to Hammerhead for "Keep laughing, Kermit! I hear green is the new black 'n blue!"

[Web-Head]

3
OH SNAP!!! OH SNA-HA-HA-HAP!!! DUDE!!! DUDE, YOU ARE IN!!! YOU ARE SO F-ING IN!!!


:woot:

[Ratcrawler]

Seriously, he should take her up on that offer. Liz is practically throwing herself at him.

[Anwar]

Wonder why Sally isn't being her "Nerd-Guard" considering that icy look she gave Peter at the end of "Reaction".

I guess she's either just a b**** or she's mad over how Peter's lately been seriously messing with the social order.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Seriously, he should take her up on that offer. Liz is practically throwing herself at him.

Guess Liz doesn't miss flash too much. Petey is obviously the better catch. Peter blushing after hearing MJ and Liz's compliments was icing on the cake! :word:

[Silver Spider]

"So, Gobby offered you the secret toy suprise too. Trap?"
"Trap."
"Figured. Race you inside"

"I'm disappointed. Did you really think you needed a jumpdrive to protect you? Did you really think a jumpdrive could protect you?"

[Spider-ManHero12]

"So, Gobby offered you the secret toy suprise too. Trap?"
"Trap."
"Figured. Race you inside"

"I'm disappointed. Did you really think you needed a jumpdrive to protect you? Did you really think a jumpdrive could protect you?" Great line! :up:

[Ratcrawler]

Indeed it was. :) I was considering it but that line didn't make my cut. Still, I can't believe nobody pointed this one out yet...

Norman: Why would you do something so dangerous!? So stupid!?

Harry: For you! YOU told me to man up! So I took the Green to become the son you always wanted me to be. To become a "man" like you!

Norman: I told you to cowboy up.

Harry: What?

Norman: And you couldn't even get that right!

[R-Taco]

I'll second this one:

Spidey: Trap?
Tombstone: Trap.
Spidey: Figured. Race you inside!

The way Spidey can stay so light-hearted in such a serious situation is one of the reasons I love the character.

[Anwar]

Indeed it was. :) I was considering it but that line didn't make my cut. Still, I can't believe nobody pointed this one out yet...


What's to point out? The guy combined the real line with Norman and Toomes' sky-talk in the first episode.

[Spider-ManHero12]

Indeed it was. :) I was considering it but that line didn't make my cut. Still, I can't believe nobody pointed this one out yet... That line is awesome as well. :up:

[Silver Spider]

Indeed it was. :) I was considering it but that line didn't make my cut. Still, I can't believe nobody pointed this one out yet...

What's to point out? The guy combined the real line with Norman and Toomes' sky-talk in the first episode.
Ratcrawler was the one that combined the lines. What was that all about anyway, Ratcrawler.

[spida-man]

4
I dunno if it was their intention, but this line seems to foreshadow Pete adopting a negative, guilt-free attitude along with a penchant for tight black clothing...
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3103/1dur5.png
...and we all know where THAT'S going!


That is just soooooo wrong
the so called "emo" look for BLK suit peter never went that far, that's like literally emo peter with a twist of gay added to it.

[Ratcrawler]

Ratcrawler was the one that combined the lines. What was that all about anyway, Ratcrawler.

It just reminded me of the first episode where Norman was misquoted by somebody who was ready to hand his ass to him and pointed it out anyway. I just thought it'd be funny if he did it again.

That is just soooooo wrong
the so called "emo" look for BLK suit peter never went that far, that's like literally emo peter with a twist of gay added to it.

I suppose the nail polish was a bit much. ^_^

[Eddie Brock]

SSM's MJ is amazing. She's got the sultry voice, the to-die-for looks, and the single/party girl attitude.

[hpwiz89]

SSM's MJ is amazing. She's got the sultry voice, the to-die-for looks, and the single/party girl attitude.

Umm. What does that have to do with quotes? :huh:

[spida-man]

It just reminded me of the first episode where Norman was misquoted by somebody who was ready to hand his ass to him and pointed it out anyway. I just thought it'd be funny if he did it again.



I suppose the nail polish was a bit much. ^_^
man even if peter was remotely emo in sm3 nobody would be able to tell compared to your version..*shudder*

[Web-Head]

Black Cat: Hold on tight!

Spider-Man: Don't worry, I don't slip.

Black Cat: NOT why I said that!

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Black Cat: My kitty sense is puring.

Oh snap! She did not just say that!! :wow::woot:

[hpwiz89]

Sounds like Black Cat gave a few good quotes and a bit suggestive too. :hehe:

[Eddie Brock]

Umm. What does that have to do with quotes? :huh:
Ratcrawler posted an MJ quote a few posts up. Just because I'm too lazy to quote doesn't mean I'm being irrelevant.

[Ratcrawler]

man even if peter was remotely emo in sm3 nobody would be able to tell compared to your version..*shudder*

At least mine doesn't look like a middle agaed lesbian. ^_^

Sounds like Black Cat gave a few good quotes and a bit suggestive too.

Seriously, did Pete start using Axe BodysPray or something cuz he suddenly seems to be fighting hot girls off with a stick. Even the usually venomous Sally seemed tolerable of him today.

[Silver Spider]

At least mine doesn't look like a middle agaed lesbian. ^_^
Err?:huh: That seemed really random.


Seriously, did Pete start using Axe BodysPray or something cuz he suddenly seems to be fighting hot girls off with a stick. Even the usually venomous Sally seemed tolerable of him today.
Yeah, what's with Pete being the most flirted with character in the show?:cwink:

[Silver Spider]

Edit

[Web-Head]

Black Cat: Oh, you better not get your goop in my hair!

[Spider-ManHero12]

Black Cat: My kitty sense is puring.

Oh snap! She did not just say that!! :wow::woot: It's defenitley something Black Cat would say. :woot::up:

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Peter Parker is living proof that getting bitten by a radioactive/genetically altered spider will help you get babes.

[Venomfan]

Yeah, what's with Pete being the most flirted with character in the show?:cwink:

Seriously, did Pete start using Axe BodysPray or something cuz he suddenly seems to be fighting hot girls off with a stick. Even the usually venomous Sally seemed tolerable of him today.
Petes always had all the girls after him in virtually every incarnation of the character except the movies

[Silver Spider]

Petes always had all the girls after him in virtually every incarnation of the character except the movies
Why does that happen, when he's supposed to be an insecure nerd?

[ReggieWhiteJr]

Why does that happen, when he's supposed to be an insecure nerd?

That all changed when he became Spider-Man. Dude is a chick magnet now.

[Venomfan]

he was only a an insecure nerd in the very first issue, unfortunatly because of the movies everyone thinks he's supposed to be like that all the time

[Web-Head]

Damn, I need me a radioactive spider...

[spida-man]

Peter Parker is living proof that getting bitten by a radioactive/genetically altered spider will help you get babes.
-and with that post evry spidey fan and the world who read this goes on a huntfor radioactive/genetically altered spiders-

[Silver Spider]

-and with that post evry spidey fan and the world who read this goes on a huntfor radioactive/genetically altered spiders-
And then they'll die. You just indirectly killed half the people on this board.:cwink:

[Silver Spider]

he was only a an insecure nerd in the very first issue, unfortunatly because of the movies everyone thinks he's supposed to be like that all the time
I always thought he was shy as Peter Parker, but when he was Spiderman he had a major confidence boost. And that was why he always made wisecracks as Spiderman, but not so much as Peter.

[Ratcrawler]

And then they'll die. You just indirectly killed half the people on this board.:cwink:

Let the cleansing begin.:hehe:

[Venomfan]

I always thought he was shy as Peter Parker, but when he was Spiderman he had a major confidence boost. And that was why he always made wisecracks as Spiderman, but not so much as Peter.
nah Petes pretty much just as funny as spider-man is in the comics, in the early issues he wasn't as humorous, but he wasn't shy either, he always spoke his mind and stood up for himself

[Silver Spider]

nah Petes pretty much just as funny as spider-man is in the comics, in the early issues he wasn't as humorous, but he wasn't shy either, he always spoke his mind and stood up for himself
Oh, okay.:yay:

[stillanerd]

I don't have the exact quote, but when Peter comes into Jameson's office to complain about how the headline says Spider-Man stole the alien, there's this exchange (which I'll paraphrase):

JAMESON: "Parker, I only have one word to say to you: Out! Not enough? How about two words: Get out! Still not enough? How about seventeen: Get your lazy butt out of my office or so help me I will have you fired!"

PETER(dumbfounded): How did you...count the words before you...?

One of those truly genuine LOL moments.

[Silver Spider]

I don't have the exact quote, but when Peter comes into Jameson's office to complain about how the headline says Spider-Man stole the alien, there's this exchange (which I'll paraphrase):

JAMESON: "Parker, I only have one word to say to you: Out! Not enough? How about two words: Get out! Still not enough? How about seventeen: Get your lazy butt out of my office or so help me I will have you fired!"

PETER(dumbfounded): How did you...count the words before you...?

One of those truly genuine LOL moments.
That part was great. But the quote was:
"Boss I'd like a word."
"How about scram, or two words, scram kid, or seventeen, get out of my office in two point three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole."
"How did you count so..."
:woot:

[spider-neil]

jjj is an editor and has been for years it would stand to reason he is really good at counting words quickly as he would have to come up with fast snappy bylines in a limited amount of space so has got this down to a fine art.

[stillanerd]

That part was great. But the quote was:
"Boss I'd like a word."
"How about scram, or two words, scram kid, or seventeen, get out of my office in two point three seconds or I'll staple you to a flagpole."
"How did you count so..."
:woot:

Yeah, that was it! :woot: Couldn't remember the exact wording. Thanks.

[Silver Spider]

Yeah, that was it! :woot: Couldn't remember the exact wording. Thanks.
Your welcome.
I so didn't expect him to say something like that. But that's good 'ol JJJ.

[Web-Head]

Chameleon: Please, you don't even have the costume right!
Spider-Man: I'm in mourning for my burried rep.

[Silver Spider]

"How about a taste of Spider-punch."
"Please tell me I don't sound like that, or at least that I offer a higher quality glib.

[ReggieWhiteJr]

"How about a taste of Spider-punch."
"Please tell me I don't sound like that, or at least that I offer a higher quality glib.


The way Chameleon said "Spider-punch" was funny, made even better by Spidey's follow up.

Black Cat: So are we going to be bad guys together? Or are we going to be just plain baaaaad?

Cat said that when her and Spidey's web/cat rope were getting intertwined. :hehe:

[Silver Spider]

The way Chameleon said "Spider-punch" was funny, made even better by Spidey's follow up.
Yeah, what was it that made "Spider-punch" sound so funny?

[Spider-ManHero12]

Chameleon: Please, you don't even have the costume right!
Spider-Man: I'm in mourning for my burried rep. LOL! That line really cracked me up. :woot:

[Silver Spider]

"Sweet ride."
"Haven't you heard? Crime pays."
"I'm not listening, lalalala-lalalalala."

[Spider-ManHero12]

JJJ: "I want him jailed and run out of town!
Peter: "How can he be jailed and run out of town?"
JJJ: "I'm as gitty as a school girl!"

[spida-man]

And then they'll die. You just indirectly killed half the people on this board.:cwink:
oops my bad
well i guess they could find radioactive spiders that won'y kill u

[Silver Spider]

JJJ: "I want him jailed and run out of town!
Peter: "How can he be jailed and run out of town?"
This line was funny.
JJJ: "I'm as gitty as a school girl!"
This line was :lmao:.

[Anwar]

"Peter, Aliens are little green men who say "take me to your leader", not smudges of goo."

Aunt May speaks for the general population.

[Anwar]

EDIT: Double post.

[R-Taco]

The delivery of this line brought a certain memory to mind:

"Spider-PUUUUNCH!"
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/customavatars/avatar1461840_1.gif

[RaZaTrOn]

JJJ: "I want him jailed and run out of town!
Peter: "How can he be jailed and run out of town?"
JJJ: "I'm as gitty as a school girl!"

giddy as a school girl, no?

[Xclaim]

Chameleon: Please, you don't even have the costume right!
Spider-Man: I'm in mourning for my burried rep.

My favorite quote of the episode. Honorable mentions go to Black Cat's "Kitty sense" line and JJJ's "seventeen words" line (not to mention Peter's reaction)

Silver Spider, I love your avatar. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

[Silver Spider]

My favorite quote of the episode. Honorable mentions go to Black Cat's "Kitty sense" line and JJJ's "seventeen words" line (not to mention Peter's reaction)

Silver Spider, I love your avatar. Makes me laugh every time I see it.
Thanks.:woot:
I thought the seventeen word line was awesome. I so didn't expect him to say something like that.

[Spider-ManHero12]

This line was funny.

This line was :lmao:. Indeed, LOL! :woot:

[Anwar]

I have to wonder how Chameleon and BC were aware of Peter's spider-sense when they made fun of it, does Peter actually say "My Spider-Sense is tingling!" out loud?

[ReggieWhiteJr]

I have to wonder how Chameleon and BC were aware of Peter's spider-sense when they made fun of it, does Peter actually say "My Spider-Sense is tingling!" out loud?


In the older stories he did. Seriously, I'd keep that kinda thing to myself.
Cat may not have known about his spider-sense. She may have just been spouting off more innuendo.

[jerky123]

Chameleon: My Insect Only-Sense's are tingling.
:lmao:

[Webhead2006]

actually he said along the lines of my early insect warning system is tingling.

[vinny2]

"Insect early warning system." Actually has a good ring to it.

[Spider-ManHero12]

Chameleon: My Insect Only-Sense's are tingling.
:lmao: LOL! That line made me laugh so hard! :woot:

[Anwar]

The only way to top that is if Eddie says "My Spider-Sense is tingling!" the same way he said it in SM3...

[Webhead2006]

yea that eddie spider sense is tingling line in sm3 was funny as hell.

[Spider-ManHero12]

yea that eddie spider sense is tingling line in sm3 was funny as hell. Agreed, I loved that line in the film. It was funny, but badass as well.