Transformers Caption Thread!

[Jack Bauer]

Because let's face it, we need it.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/bayandshiatransformers.jpg

*Bay and Co see latest pics of Fox*

BAY: See I told ya Shia and Josh, I demand things to be awesome, and Megan brings it.

[Dr Lee]

:hehe:

And on the 'Awesome-Bay' theme....

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s262/SDLalbum/transformers2-big.jpg

Voight- It may not be Awesome that i'm made of... but it's darn close

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s262/SDLalbum/transformers_l.jpg

Bee- Goooooo Saaaaammm, Protect Bay's Awesome

[Jack Bauer]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s262/SDLalbum/transformers2-big.jpg

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun that makes sure how much awesomeness Bay needs."

[oakzap425]

...:dry:

[Jack Bauer]

http://g.virbcdn.com/cdnImages/noResize/Image-83415-546133-T_15782_sm.jpg

BAY: I'm telling ya, Sean's badassness made Nick look like this throughout the film.

[protocida]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s262/SDLalbum/transformers_l.jpg

BUMBLEBEE: Michael J. Fox? No, but i get that a lot.

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/shiafart.jpg
Set Girl: Check it out. Every time I poke Shia with this stick, he farts a green could.

[Alex The Great]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/bayandshiatransformers.jpg
Bay: Look a those!
Shia: Good god!
Bay: Those Jennifor's Body writers are freaking brilliant!
Shia: So were getting a Megan Fox topless scene?
Bay: You know it.
*Rest of Crew eagerly tells writers to write topless scene PRONTO*

[KENSEI]

Because let's face it, we need it.

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/bayandshiatransformers.jpg




See Michael even with the loss of my pinky I still can make farting noises with my arm pit.

[scatterax]

he lossed his pinky?

[Dr Lee]

Back when Shia had his car crash there was a story going about that he wouold lose/Had lost his Pinky....

It's false though...

[scatterax]

Back when Shia had his car crash there was a story going about that he wouold lose/Had lost his Pinky....

It's false though...

good. shia's been 1 of my favorite actors since i used to watch him on even stevens, on disney chanel. (aka, since the vary beginning.)

[Unholyjustice]

I miss even stevens, whatever happened to beans :csad:

[LightningFlash]

Beans....that could be written with those farting captions...

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/megan.jpg
Megan: Um, guys?! Hellllloooo...

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/shiamike.jpg
Michael: No, man, I'm telling you. The right boob is much nicer.
Shia: But look how her shirt exposes more of the left boob.

[shigsy2003]

http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/bayandshiatransformers.jpg
The crew of Transformers reaction to having watched the leaked X-Men Origins Wolverine film.

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/megan.jpg
Megan: Um, guys?! Hellllloooo...

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/shiamike.jpg
Michael: No, man, I'm telling you. The right boob is much nicer.
Shia: But look how her shirt exposes more of the left boob.lmao, nice!

[protocida]

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PRIME: Mosquito! I'll kill it!

[Aesop Rocks]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/IvoryRascal18/optimus.jpg
Can I sue Michael Bay for not casting me in Transformers? That's not Prime! I'm Prime!

[Raiden]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/megan.jpg

Bay: Megan, raise you head more toward the back, and thrust your chest out. Yes, a little more...
Megan: ......

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/transformers14.jpg
Simmons: Are those the nude pics of Megan Fox from that movie set!?!?
Sam: Oh yeah!

[Superhero 101]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s262/SDLalbum/transformers2-big.jpg

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop F**cking up Transformers that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[shigsy2003]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s262/SDLalbum/transformers2-big.jpg

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop F**cking up Transformers that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

LOL. Very nice use of that awesome Taken scene.

[SpiderByte]

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Megatron: Prime, I have returned! As you can see, I am more powerful than you could possibly imag-
Prime: *SMACK!*

[RANDOMmutant]

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo234/RANDOMmutant/transcelebutopia148.jpg
Baraka Prime ?

[CelticPredator]

AWESOME Prime.

[Timstuff]

Dual weild!

BTW, this isn't exactly a caption since it's a video, but I still find it hilarious and couldn't really think of another thread where it would fit...

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[SpiderByte]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/transformers14.jpg

Bay: CUT! Shia, what's wrong?
Shia: I just can't stop laughing at his fur neck and Reeboks.

[antmanx68]

Yea, I'm bumpin' this.

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1188000/photo_111_hires.jpg

Voight: Listen, I was in the first one, sonny.... I belong here.... and I'm Angelina Jolie's dad........ and I bought a ticket OK? Just leave me alone.






http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1188000/photo_25_hires.jpg

Bay: CUUUTTTTTT! Alright guys, that was good, but I need some more 'sploding over here, and some more potty humor and bumbling humans next to it... I'd like to have about another hour of army guys yelling and running around trying not to get blown up... You can take out some of that useless character development to make room, ready? ACTION!