Adopt A Newbie Program...

[Knightsaber Priss]

Please consider adopting a newbie. My hope is to avoid newbies growing up into full blown trolls like THE8th, Concrete, Mindworm, spiderfreddie, The Batman, etc. I hope you consider doing this. You might be spending most of your time with mutiple PM's sent by your Newbie you've adopted but the results of neglect might be more devastating than your time being taken away from posting here at the Community forums. Think about it will you?

[Hollow Wood Director]

I'm in.

Let ole Hollow show you the ways of the darkside of the force. Come to me little Newbies.

[Stormcrow]

can i electrocute them? cause you know they deserve it.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

:(

[GunBlade1]

i want someone to adopt me!:D

[Knightsaber Priss]

First thing you need to do is find yourself a Newbie. Tell them to declare themselves your Newbie in this thread too so that we can keep track of your Newbie's progress.

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by GunBlade
Hey, Have you hugged a newbie today!?

I smell a winner for Best SIG at Next Years SHH! Awards.

[Obsidian]

I'll do it but I can't spend a lot of time(morning to Night). I usually get on after school and get off at night around 11pm.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I have a feeling that being someone's newbie is as bad as being someone's *****.

[kritic]

you can be my ***** Fuzz

[Hollow Wood Director]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
I have a feeling that being someone's newbie is as bad as being someone's *****.

LOL:D

[kritic]

Sorry sorry. I meant newbie

[Fat Man]

I'm new, and I'm Godzilla2000's adopted newbie. Don't reject me!

[Knightsaber Priss]

Hush! You're scaring the Newbies!

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by kritic
you can be my ***** Fuzz

Gee thanx. :D :mad:

[Truthteller]

Originally posted by GunBlade
i want someone to adopt me!:D I'll adopt you. You silly so-and-so... :D What is your name this week anyway?! ;) :)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Fat Man
I'm new, and I'm Godzilla2000's adopted newbie. Don't reject me!

Dew is gonna tell you to change your sig.

[Truthteller]

Originally posted by Fat Man
I'm new, and I'm Godzilla2000's adopted newbie. Don't reject me! Welcome to the Hype Fat Man! :) Fix your sig... ;)

[Joseph_Freefall]

It's too late for me.

And Fat Man, you're sig is too long, man.

[Chamber]

I wants one!

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by GunBlade
i want someone to adopt me!:D
But your not a newbie!:p

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by truthteller
Welcome to the Hype Fat Man! :) Fix your sig... ;)
I have to agree to both! :o

[GunBlade1]

Originally posted by truthteller
I'll adopt you. You silly so-and-so... :D What is your name this week anyway?! ;) :)
tiffany!:D yay!

[Knightsaber Priss]

I told my Newbie his SIG is too long. I'm sure Malice will be gentle with him because of his newbieness.

[The Batman]

im not a newbie, so im not up for adoption.

[Scarlet spidey]

Originally posted by Fat Man
I'm new, and I'm Godzilla2000's adopted newbie. Don't reject me! Well I 'm not going to adopt you but I can tell you right now, shorten your damn SIG!!!

[MrJabroni]

Originally posted by GunBlade
i want someone to adopt me!:D

Ah hell, why not. If you're up for adoption, I'll adopt ya. If not, well, I'm stupid then. I'll be the daddy. truth, you can be the mommy.

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Please consider adopting a newbie. My hope is to avoid newbies growing up into full blown trolls like THE8th, Concrete, Mindworm, spiderfreddie, The Batman, etc. I hope you consider doing this. You might be spending most of your time with mutiple PM's sent by your Newbie you've adopted but the results of neglect might be more devastating than your time being taken away from posting here at the Community forums. Thhink about it will you?

I despise and admire you all at once...
-_-;

[Truthteller]

Originally posted by GunBlade
tiffany!:D yay! K Tiffany... We are gonna have some fun... Just remember to wash your hands before you eat and brush your teeth before bedtime and everything will go smoothly. :D :)

[GunBlade1]

no no i want counter!!:D :D

[Hollow Wood Director]

Where are they? Give me some fresh virgin newbies!

[Truthteller]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
Well I 'm not going to adopt you but I can tell you right now, shorten your damn SIG!!! lol :D

[Truthteller]

Originally posted by GunBlade
no no i want counter!!:D :D What that Tiff? :confused:

[MrJabroni]

Originally posted by truthteller
What that Tiff? :confused:

Did you get that Truth? I think she wants her daddy. Move over, mommy.

[Fat Man]

Right'o. How's this?

[Knightsaber Priss]

Mixairian is up for adoption Oldbies. Any takers? He's still pretty new compared to some of us.

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Mixairian is up for adoption Oldbies. Any takers? He's still pretty new compared to some of us.

I'm still waiting for the answer to my electrocution question

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Captain America
Did you get that Truth? I think she wants her daddy. Move over, mommy.
No...she wants CounterfeitSoul! I know that becouse only true parents know what they want!:rolleyes: ;) :D

[MrJabroni]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Mixairian is up for adoption Oldbies. Any takers? He's still pretty new compared to some of us.

I'll take Mix under my wing, along with GubBlade (shared with Truth) But Mixarian is all mine!!! :mad: :D

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
I'm still waiting for the answer to my electrocution question

You just try to electrocute me and watch what happens. I got me some sharp teeth for a reason.

::Plots vengeance on Godzilla2000 for something or other.::

[MrJabroni]

Hello? I'm adopting you, man!

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
Well I 'm not going to adopt you but I can tell you right now, shorten your damn SIG!!!

He's my Newbie! You can't have him!

[GunBlade1]

Originally posted by Captain America
Did you get that Truth? I think she wants her daddy. Move over, mommy.
mommy! daddy! *runs and hugs truth and cap*:D

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Mixairian
You just try to electrocute me and watch what happens. I got me some sharp teeth for a reason.

::Plots vengeance on Godzilla2000 for something or other.::

and i have a cattle prod with a long reach for a reason

[MrJabroni]

Originally posted by GunBlade
mommy! daddy! *runs and hugs truth and cap*:D

*smiles looking at the top of her head, and hugs back* Cute little kids...:D

[GunBlade1]

Originally posted by truthteller
What that Tiff? :confused:
counterfeitsoul!:)

[Knightsaber Priss]

Captain America - Mixairian is yours. Teach him well.

Stirmcrow - No you cannot electrocute your Newbie. But you can electrocute Oldbies and Newbies who pick on your Newbie.

[kritic]

So what should I do with my newbie?

[MrJabroni]

Alright. Mixarian, meet me in a new thread, or a PM. Your choice. Now I will teach you the ways of the Hype, and how to life rocks with your mind while you do a one hand handstand. ;)

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
and i have a cattle prod with a long reach for a reason

That is where the filed nails come in.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Mixairian is up for adoption Oldbies. Any takers? He's still pretty new compared to some of us.

No, remember, we're supposed to send them out on an iceberg.

[Hollow Wood Director]

Bring those newbies now! :mad:

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by kritic
So what should I do with my newbie?

OMG, it sound like we're talking about seamonkeys.

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Captain America - Mixairian is yours. Teach him well.

Stirmcrow - No you cannot electrocute your Newbie. But you can electrocute Oldbies and Newbies who pick on your Newbie.

But but what if my newbie is an idiot and is basically asking for it(by being an idiot)

[Knightsaber Priss]

kritic - That depends on who your Newbie is. They have to be a legit Newbie too. They must have no more than 300 posts or less.

Hollow Wood Director - You have to find yourself a Newbie and have them declare in this thread they are your Newbie.

[kritic]

****. Fuzz, you cannot be my newbie. Damnit. Somone go fetch me one

[Stormcrow]

i think all the good newbies are taken

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by kritic
****. Fuzz, you cannot be my newbie. Damnit. Somone go fetch me one

I'm sorry, I post too much.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
kritic - That depends on who your Newbie is. They have to be a legit Newbie too. They must have no more than 300 posts or less.

Hollow Wood Director - You have to find yourself a Newbie and have them declare in this thread they are your Newbie.

That would mean that newbies can have newbies, that's what's wrong w/ the world.

[Knightsaber Priss]

Stormcrow - If it warrants punishment (Like of he starts acting like Concrete, THe8th, etc.) then yes you can electrocute him/her. You just have to find one and have them declare they are your Newbie.

You know, I think I'm going to need Red Marvel's assistance keeping track of all the Newbies and their Oldbie Guardians.

[Mixairian]

Damn elitists... Could you use a less offending word? Like rookie, or worthless or something along those lines... Newbie is so offensive...

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Stormcrow - If it warrants punishment (Like of he starts acting like Concrete, THe8th, etc.) then yes you can electrocute him/her. You just have to find one and have them declare they are your Newbie.

You know, I think I'm going to need Red Marvel's assistance keeping track of all the Newbies and their Oldbie Guardians.

ya but all the good newbies are gone (yes i know it's an oxymoron but still)

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Damn elitists... Could you use a less offending word? Like rookie, or worthless or something along those lines... Newbie is so offensive...

Yes, please call me worthless. I prefer "good for nothing".

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Damn elitists... Could you use a less offending word? Like rookie, or worthless or something along those lines... Newbie is so offensive...

worthless is less offensive than newbie?

[Fat Man]

I like this place. *steals the lamp*

[Knightsaber Priss]

Now Mixairian. We cannot have you talk like that. Being a Newbie is not a shameful thing. We Oldbies were all Newbies once.

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
Yes, please call me worthless. I prefer "good for nothing".

See I have support on this one.

[Truthteller]

Originally posted by GunBlade
counterfeitsoul!:) OH! Yes, of course... Well we can adopt the little wacko too! :)

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
worthless is less offensive than newbie?

You do not know how much I despise the word. I hear it enough on BNet while winning.. Calm blue ocean....

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Now Mixairian. We cannot have you talk like that. Being a Newbie is not a shameful thing. We Oldbies were all Newbies once.

You consider yourself an oldbie?!?!?

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Mixairian
You do not know how much I despise the word. I hear it enough on BNet while winning.. Calm blue ocean....

i never got called a newbie a b.net

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
i never got called a newbie a b.net

Apparently you don't play WC3 that much, I made a rant on another board about how if you lose your a newbie, if you win your a hacking newbie. It was quite amusing if you don't mind rants.

[Knightsaber Priss]

Fuzz - I used to be crouchinggoblinhiddenspiderman. So yes I am technically an Oldbie.

Here's a Fresh Newbie for you to Vouch for: Black Jack Davy

[Spider-Gamer]

I want to adopt a girl!:cool:

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Mixairian
Apparently you don't play WC3 that much, I made a rant on another board about how if you lose your a newbie, if you win your a hacking newbie. It was quite amusing if you don't mind rants.

LOL

ya i've war3 a couple times but i haven't really played alot of b.net since Starcraft with the exception of D2 and LOD(which i don't count cause it's not competitive)

[Chamber]

Who wants to be my newbie!?

[darth_coolius]

dude someone adopt me, i'm cool as my sig says.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Fuzz - I used to be crouchinggoblinhiddenspiderman. So yes I am technically an Oldbie.

Here's a Fresh Newbie for you to Vouch for: Black Jack Davy

Oh, I didn't know, sorry.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Spider-Gamer
I want to adopt a girl!:cool:

Incest is disguisting.

[Chamber]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
dude someone adopt me, i'm cool as my sig says.

edit

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
Incest is disguisting. Not like that...:rolleyes:

[Terana]

Hey... I'm a newbie. Anyone feel like putting up with me?

[Chamber]

Originally posted by Terana
Hey... I'm a newbie. Anyone feel like putting up with me for a while?

I could take you in, the newbier the better!

[Knightsaber Priss]

darth_coolius - You are not a Newbie. You are one who is in what I like to call the Puberty stage where you mature from Newbie to Oldbie.

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Terana
Hey... I'm a newbie. Anyone feel like putting up with me?
I can adopt you!:cool:

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
darth_coolius - You are not a Newbie. You are one who is in what I like to call the Puberty stage where you mature from Newbie to Oldbie.

but i'm so confused. i need guidance...

[Terana]

Originally posted by Chamber
I could take you in, the newbier the better!

Really? Thanks. :cool:

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
but i'm so confused. i need guidance...

me bad iforgot you're retarded

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Terana
Really? Thanks. :cool:

Chamber's only a little kid, he wouldn't know what to do with a newbie. He's going to forget to feed you. Your better off with me.

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
Chamber's only a little kid, he wouldn't know what to do with a newbie. He's going to forget to feed you. Your better off with me.
LOL!:p

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
i'll adopt you but you'll have to talk your way past her 300 post count rule

I dunno, what are you known for around here? I can't just let anyone adopt me... You might molest me or something, not that that's a bad thing...

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
I dunno, what are you known for around here? I can't just let anyone adopt me... You might molest me or something, not that that's a bad thing...

i'm just evil

[Chamber]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
Chamber's only a little kid, he wouldn't know what to do with a newbie. He's going to forget to feed you. Your better off with me.

Screw off, I've been here longer than you, and you JUST said you wanna be a newbie!

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Chamber
Screw off, I've been here longer than you, and you JUST said you wanna be a newbie!
Hey hey! No fighting!:p

[Knightsaber Priss]

Stormcrow - Alright. Alright. If you have exhausted every resource in finding a Newbie you can adopt Darth Coolius. But don't hold me responsible for anything he says or does.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Spider-Gamer
Not like that...:rolleyes:

You had the cool face...

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Chamber
Screw off, I've been here longer than you, and you JUST said you wanna be a newbie!

I can be either. YOu know adolescents, oen day they're the most responsible person you'd ever know, then the next they're filling up bags with dog crap and setting them on fire on people's door steps. See, I'm at that tender age, but I'm leaning more towards being responsible.

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Stormcrow - Alright. Alight. If you have exhausted every resource in finding a Newbie you can adopt Darth Coolius. But don't hold me responsible for anything he says or does.

please it aint like i looked and i wouldn't do that. His idiocy is his own fault.

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
but i'm so confused. i need guidance...

I can be a shrink and mentor, even though I don't know anything.

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
You had the cool face...
That does not mean what you think though...:rolleyes:

[darth_coolius]

Lemme do a background check on you Stormcrow... I'll get back to you...

[Terana]

Heh... I'm being fought over. (or something of the sort.) Actually, could I be Spider-Gamer's newbie? At least I kind of know her.

(sorry to go a-changin', but... *shrugs*)

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Terana
Heh... I'm being fought over. (or something of the sort.) Actually, could I be Spider-Gamer's newbie? At least I kind of know her.
I am not a girl...:(

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Spider-Gamer
That does not mean what you think though...:rolleyes:

You need to express yourself better :rolleyes:

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Terana
Heh... I'm being fought over. (or something of the sort.) Actually, could I be Spider-Gamer's newbie? At least I kind of know her.

you mean him

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
LOL

ya i've war3 a couple times but i haven't really played alot of b.net since Starcraft with the exception of D2 and LOD(which i don't count cause it's not competitive)

I'll link you to my rant some time about War3 "Great game, it's the players that suck." I used to play D2 alot I think I had a level 75 pally.

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
you mean him
I have to agree!:D

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Terana
Heh... I'm being fought over. (or something of the sort.) Actually, could I be Spider-Gamer's newbie? At least I kind of know her.

(sorry to go a-changin', but... *shrugs*)

What, not good enough for you? Fine then, I didn't want you to be my newbie anyway.

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by Mixairian
I'll link you to my rant some time about War3 "Great game, it's the players that suck." I used to play D2 alot I think I had a level 75 pally.

i only played necros until jsut before i quit playing i had a barb that i got to lvl 50 then quit

[kritic]

CounterfeitSoul. Can he be my newb? He has a little more than 300 posts tho:(

[darth_coolius]

so stormcrow, it says here you lost your virginity at the age or 10. wtf?

[Chamber]

Originally posted by Terana
Heh... I'm being fought over. (or something of the sort.) Actually, could I be Spider-Gamer's newbie? At least I kind of know her.

(sorry to go a-changin', but... *shrugs*)
ok :(

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Terana
Heh... I'm being fought over. (or something of the sort.) Actually, could I be Spider-Gamer's newbie? At least I kind of know her.

(sorry to go a-changin', but... *shrugs*)
I can adopt you but first thing first...I am a he...:o

[Knightsaber Priss]

I am appalled at you Oldbies! You're supposed to be setting a good example here! Your bickering is scaring all the Newbies!

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
so stormcrow, it says here you lost your virginity at the age or 10. wtf?

i'm evil and only hung out with people older than me what the hell do you expect.

[Terana]

Oops. *blushes* Just goes to show how much help I really need...

(Why don't your profiles show your gender, anyway? Bloody inconvenient, IMO.) But anyway... yah. Sounds good to me!

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
i'm evil and only hung out with people older than me what the hell do you expect.

okay, okay. so give me 5 reasons why you think you would make a good foster oldbie... er.. whatever...

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Terana
Oops. *blushes* Just goes to show how much help I really need...

(Why don't your profiles show your gender, anyway? Bloody inconvenient, IMO.) But anyway... yah. Sounds good to me!
Cool!:cool:

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
okay, okay. so give me 5 reasons why you think you would make a good foster oldbie... er.. whatever...

i'll give you one good one. Who wants a sissy for a foster oldbie when you can have evil for your foster oldbie.

I'll give you one more i'll loan you the extra long cattle prod.

[Knightsaber Priss]

So far here's the official adoptions.

Godzilla2000 - Fatman
Captain America - Mixairian
Spider-Gamer - Terana

Get cracking the rest of you! Seek out a Newbie.

[Terana]

Originally posted by Spider-Gamer
Cool!:cool:

And there was much rejoicing. :D

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
i'll give you one good one. Who wants a sissy for a foster oldbie when you can have evil for your foster oldbie.

I'll give you one more i'll loan you the extra long cattle prod.

dude, evil gets old after awhile. you can't just be evil all the time, it gets dull. that means you're gonna treat me bad, and I can't take that. I need someone who's gonna treat me right, and buy me presents.

[Spider-Gamer]

Originally posted by Terana
And there was much rejoicing. :D
YAY!:cool:
What's up?:)

[Chamber]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
So far here's the official adoptions.

Godzilla2000 - Fatman
Captain America - Mixairian
Spider-Gamer - Terana

Get cracking the rest of you! Seek out a Newbie.

trying

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
dude, evil gets old after awhile. you can't just be evil all the time, it gets dull. that means you're gonna treat me bad, and I can't take that. I need someone who's gonna treat me right, and buy me presents.

no actually being evil means i'm willing to offer bribes. Hence the i'll loan you the extra long cattle prod and i'm won't be evil to you cause you'd be my adopted newbie. Though i'm not above being evil everyone elses adopted newbie.

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
no actually being evil means i'm willing to offer bribes hence the i'll loan you the extra long cattle prod and i'm won't be evil to you cause you'd be my adopted newbie though i'm not above being evil everyone elses adopted newbie.

.....okay, who's better batman or superman or spider-man?

[Chamber]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
dude, evil gets old after awhile. you can't just be evil all the time, it gets dull. that means you're gonna treat me bad, and I can't take that. I need someone who's gonna treat me right, and buy me presents.


I cant beleive im saying this but, I can take you away from jackassism, and have fun doing it :eek: :rolleyes:

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Chamber
I cant beleive im saying this but, I can take you away from jackassism, and have fun doing it :eek: :rolleyes:

what are you talking about? you're only like 5 years old.

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
.....okay, who's better batman or superman or spider-man?

i'm going with spider man cause i hate batmans prep-time induced god complex superman, while definately the biggest bad ass of all, couldn't really have any challenges so that would really get old.

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
what are you talking about? you're only like 5 years old.

*applaudes* Now that was cool.

[Chamber]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
what are you talking about? you're only like 5 years old.

14, and I know more then you! I cant beleive i actually offered

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
*applaudes* Now that was cool.

okay, okay.... i'll be your newbie, stormcrow... it's official... please don't make me regret my decision...

[Scarlet spidey]

90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by Chamber
14, and I know more then you! I cant beleive i actually offered

14? lol, child.

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

Only because you've been here since 2000

[Stormcrow]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
okay, okay.... i'll be your newbie, stormcrow... it's official... please don't make me regret my decision...

cool

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by TheAlmightyFuzz
14? lol, child.

can't even get a job, how is he going to support an online family?

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
can't even get a job, how is he going to support an online family?

exactly.

[Mixairian]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

\m/ ^_^ \m/

I WILL have that title.

[Stormcrow]

anyway i'm gone for awhile have to go to work. global domination isn't gonna plan itself.

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Stormcrow
anyway i'm gone for awhile have to go to work. global domination isn't gonna plan itself.

okay master stormcrow, i'll stay here and tidy up around the house. *sigh* god, this is so degrading. at least the evil, dominatrix chicks he brings home on the weekends are hot...

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

Not Me I Hope ...

*Looks Around Paranoid-Like*

[Knightsaber Priss]

I highly recommend you surf the other Message Boards and look for those Users with a very small post count or recent Register Date. Come on Peoples. If I can get a Newbie so can the rest of you.

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
I highly recommend you surf the other Message Boards and look for those Users with a very small post count or recent Register Date. Come on Peoples. If I can get a Newbie so can the rest of you.

Can I still take on an apprentice if I, myself, is an adoptive newbie?

[jollyjohnny]

Dude...I'm an orphan:D

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by jollyjohnny
Dude...I'm an orphan:D

Wanna join the Cool Side of the Force?

[Knightsaber Priss]

jollyjohnny - I think we can make an exception with you. Anyone want to adopt jollyjohnny?

[darth_coolius]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
jollyjohnny - I think we can make an exception with you. Anyone want to adopt jollyjohnny?

I will...

[Knightsaber Priss]

Darth Coolius - Jollyjohnny is your Newbie.

So far here is the officiallist of adopted Newbies:

Godzilla2000 - Fat Man.
Captain America - Mixairian.
Spider-Gamers - Terana.
darth_coolius - jollyjohnny

I've compiled a quicklist of Newbies who are available just by browsing some other threads"

Anonymous
Phily
That Guy
blueboy
Speedin Bullet
Esra
Audipanzerwagen
C.Lee
deafguy
PyroChamber
spideyboy-1111
webslinger81
LobokDaikon
freelancer
oakzap425
tasty humans
makeshiftnitengale
Paul Buhr
Onimar Synn
ClvsA

Don't be shy. Give them a PM and ask if they would like to be adopted.

[kritic]

"tasty humans" is mine

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I'll Take the Pyro ... I like fire Too ... :D

[Knightsaber Priss]

kritic - Get him to declare himself as your Newbie and he's yours.

[kritic]

I PMed him *crosses fingers*

[Knightsaber Priss]

kritic - Keep me posted so I can update the list.

[Knightsaber Priss]

Mr. Smash'n Bash - Send him a PM and keep me posted.

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Just PMed ... He's not on so I'll have to wait ... :(

[Knightsaber Priss]

Here's 2 more Newbies I've spotted:

Kessel Day
The Copy Guy

[Knightsaber Priss]

Mr. Smash'n Bash - Just be patient.

[Kyle Katarn]

Hey, I've been here over a year, but someone can still adopt me! :D

[MustyPectorials]

:(


Can i be Loved?

[KniteYxSpydeY]

It's funny how some of you have only been here for a few months and have already considered yourselves vets to a point where you can look down upon newbies. It's sad really..:(

[Spider-Gamer]

Welcome to the Hype MustyPectorials!:D

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
It's funny how some of you have only been here for a few months and have already considered yourselves vets to a point where you can look down upon newbies. It's sad really..:(


*Shrugs*


Yes it is :D

[Kyle Katarn]

Originally posted by The Prisoner
90% of teh ppl in this topic I consider noobies...

Hey, I consider you a noob to CS....*ahem* registered date notwithstanding! You're cool, can I be your adopted newbie? :D

[darth_coolius]

Okay, so I got myself this newbie. What should I do first?

[Concrete]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Please consider adopting a newbie. My hope is to avoid newbies growing up into full blown trolls like THE8th, Concrete, Mindworm, spiderfreddie, The Batman, etc. I hope you consider doing this. You might be spending most of your time with mutiple PM's sent by your Newbie you've adopted but the results of neglect might be more devastating than your time being taken away from posting here at the Community forums. Think about it will you?

I think you should consider adopting children.

[Ghost]

Originally posted by darth_coolius
Okay, so I got myself this newbie. What should I do first?


teach it in the ways of the darth.........

[MustyPectorials]

i lack direction

i lack a foster poster.

Sombody Give oll Pecky a home

:(

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Tips from KniteY:

Just say as many random things as you can, but not to an annoying point, only when boredom is slithering its way in.

Never make random threads, unless they are funny and involve your life.

Try not to spam

Post as much as possible.

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Am I eligible for this? :(

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Of course!

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
Of course!

But I'm almost at the limit....

[Knightsaber Priss]

Concrete - I think you should adopt a jackhammer to your skull and take yourself out of our misery.

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
But I'm almost at the limit....

No, you're not:confused:

[Knightsaber Priss]

KniteYxSpydeY - Oh I've been here for way more than the measely 4 monthes under this ID. Do you recall a poster by the name of crouchinggoblinhiddenspiderman? I believe my 1 year anniversary is coming up soon.

[KniteYxSpydeY]

I didn't mean you, but if you feel that way, go ahead.:confused:

And yes, I do remember you. It's just others...
No offense to you of course, I know who you are.

[Knightsaber Priss]

She-Ra 4 Ev-ra - You still qualify as an Adoptee. Just pick who you want as your Oldbir guarduian and you can be added to the list.

[KniteYxSpydeY]

When exactly did you register? It's close to my one year too:)

PS: PICK ME!:)

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
I didn't mean you, but if you feel that way, go ahead.

And yes, I do remember you. It's just others...
No offense to you of course, I know who you are.

It feels so wonderful to be remembered! :D

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
When exactly did you register? It's close to my one year too

You know...my memory is not what it used to be. I think I registered in January or February.

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Hmmmm.....I just don't know.....so very many to choose from....can I pick someone who isn't on?

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Sure, whatever you want. :cool:

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
Hmmmm.....I just don't know.....so very many to choose from....can I pick someone who isn't on?

You can pick whomever you'd like.

[Concrete]

Don't include me in any of your mind games.

You Know My Name. - Bill Tillman.


http://www.weisshahn.de/concrete/covers/contpb.jpg

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by MustyPectorials
i lack direction

i lack a foster poster.

Sombody Give oll Pecky a home

When all else fails Pecky choose an Oldbie and beg to be adopted by them. KniteYxSpydeY needs a Newbie. Why not ask him?

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Well I guess I would say either Hooligan32, cause he was the first to befriend me when I started posting, or Hollow Wood because I really like to debate with him.....but neither are on and I don't know if either of them would want to adopt me in the first place :(

[Knightsaber Priss]

Concrete - You're just jealous because I have a Newbie and you don't. I bet no Newbie would want you as their Oldbie Guardian anyway.

[Knightsaber Priss]

She-Ra 4 Ev-ra - Hollow Wood Director would be a great Oldbie Guardian. He was looking for a Newbie earlier to the point of militantly demanding one.

[Concrete]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Comcrete - You're just jealous because I have a Newbie and you don't. I bet no Newbie would want you as their Oldbie Guardian anyway.

You are a moron. Don't mess with the grown ups. Mama Mia

[KniteYxSpydeY]

HWD? *cough

:)

Wait a minute... How's he(Concrete) an "oldbie" too? He registered only a short time ago...

[Concrete]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
HWD? *cough

:)

Wait a minute... How's he(Concrete) an "oldbie" too? He registered only a short time ago... PANTY RAID!

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
HWD? *cough

:)

Wait a minute... How's he(Concrete) an "oldbie" too? He registered only a short time ago...

Is that bad? :confused:

[Knightsaber Priss]

Concrete - You insult Tolkien by using a quote of Bilbo's from the book. Begone with ye oh carcass of pulverized rock dust before I call Urban Renewal on you. You shall forever be a hopeless case of Bad Newbiness. Do not tarnish the pure Newbies that reside here.

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Uhh, no, not really. Not that he's a bad choice for a mentor, but he's not much of a vet either, but whatever floats your boat.

:)

Panty raid?:confused:

[Concrete]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Concrete - You insult Tolkien by using a quote of Bilbo's from the book. Begone with ye oh carcass of pulverized rock dust before I call Urban Renewal on you. You shall foreverver be a hopeless case of Bad Newbiness. Do not tarnish the pure Newbies that reside here.

Another moron post from Godzilla2000. Did you marry or adopt your husband, if you got one, girly, girl.

[Knightsaber Priss]

Concrete - Did you ever have even one iota of a brain cell count?

[KniteYxSpydeY]

Whoa there, calm down. You don't want this thread to be deleted guys.

[Concrete]

http://www.raumhafen.de/galerie/statues/pics/attakus/wolverine_mac_br.jpg

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by KniteYxSpydeY
Whoa there, calm down. You don't want this thread to be deleted guys.

Concrete would like that wouldn't he? But I must say that if his profoundly miniscule mind were to start flinging sallaciously nasty and profane insults to anyone I shall report him to the Hype Gods.

[Knightsaber Priss]

I must go now. If there are any updates to the status of Newbie Vouchers please let me know as soon as you can.

[Concrete]

My Darling Clementine - Henry Fonda, Ward Bond, Victor Mature. Don't get any ideas girly, girl. Nice to hear from you again empress leia. Go on back home to countingdown.com. Go pester someone else over there. Go Home!
http://www.raumhafen.de/galerie/statues/pics/attakus/wolverine_mac_br.jpg

[Knightsaber Priss]

Originally posted by Concrete
My Darling Clementine - Henry Fonda, Ward Bond, Victor Mature. Don't get any ideas girly, girl. Nice to hear from you again empress leia. Go on back home to countingdown.com. Go pester someone else over there. Go Home!

Ooooooooooooookay.......:confused:

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Ooooooooooooookay.......:confused:

I wouldn't worry about it.....I can see why no one wanted to be his newbie. Not when he acts like a newbie himself :)

[Concrete]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Ooooooooooooookay.......:confused:

ADOPT A PRINCESS LEIA!

Maybe its time for me to return home. Cockadoodle Doo! Fredo Corleone almost had true grit.

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

::whispers to Godzilla2000:: I think he has been out to sea a bit too long....the scurvy's got him now....

[Concrete]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000640S1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[Electron Man]

I want a newbie!

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
::whispers to Godzilla2000:: I think he has been out to sea a bit too long....the scurvy's got him now....

OO OOO I'll adopt She-Ra!!

She can be my Padawan :D

[Dark Carnage]

Wait a min?

How long do u have to be hair before you not a newbie?

Cos I have been here for as long as Godzillia2000, yet I thought I was still a newb.

Well how long is it?

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Dark Carnage
Wait a min?

How long do u have to be hair before you not a newbie?

Cos I have been here for as long as Godzillia2000, yet I thought I was still a newb.

Well how long is it?

It's not time...it's fame. If people know you and respect you and you have a good number of posts. Your no longer a newbie

[Dark Carnage]

Oh so that is how it works.

Well thanks for clearing that up, well looks like I better get stared on builing a name for myself.

[Spider-Fett]

I think Jakesteraholic should adopt Fat Man


I wonder if anyone will get my 80's detective show reference? :confused:

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
OO OOO I'll adopt She-Ra!!

She can be my Padawan :D

Ummm.....Why would you want to adopt me? I hardly know you on these boards.....

[LucidParody]

Originally posted by Godzilla2000
Please consider adopting a newbie.

i've already 'adopted' too many newbies :mad:

they are all banned or have left...so perhaps it's a good idea that i dont 'adopt' any more...:(

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
Ummm.....Why would you want to adopt me? I hardly know you on these boards.....

It would be a chance for us to get to know each other better :)

[The Exalted]

Yay Adoption is Cool:D :) Can i adopt someone Pleeeeeaaaaase

That would be so nice:D :) I love Adoption! I love Everyone!:) :D

Opps I gotta be more Brief!:D :) yay for Adoption.

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by The Exalted
Yay Adoption is Cool:D :) Can i adopt someone Pleeeeeaaaaase

That would be so nice:D :) I love Adoption! I love Everyone!:) :D

Opps I gotta be more Brief!:D :) yay for Adoption.

::runs away screaming:: I may be a newbie but I know danger when I see it....

[Malice]

I am a Noob! Look at my title! Who wants to adopt me?

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
::runs away screaming:: I may be a newbie but I know danger when I see it....

Hey Dont run Ill adopt You! Yay we can be best Buds:D :)

Yay That would be so Cool:) :D Ill adopt you Malice yay. I can

adopt two people.:D :D Together we can fill the world with

LOve and PEace!

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Newbie female ISO intelligent, kind, and mature oldbie guardian.

[Spider-Fett]

I already offered to adopt you....but you refuse :(

[logansoldcigar]

Can I be adopted by a girl please?

not that im sad n desperate
*cough*

[web-slinger]

http://virykenic.com/right.gif

[Hollow Wood Director]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
I think Jakesteraholic should adopt Fat Man


I wonder if anyone will get my 80's detective show reference? :confused:

Of course someone would. Jale And The Fat Man.

Nothing goes unseen by the all seeing eye of Hollowmotto.

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Hollow Wood Director
Of course someone would. Jale And The Fat Man.

Nothing goes unseen by the all seeing eye of Hollowmotto.

He he he

Can always count on you Hollow

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
I already offered to adopt you....but you refuse :(

I said "mature" :-p

[Jack Rabbit]

Great thread!!

[Truthteller]

Originally posted by LucidParody
i've already 'adopted' too many newbies :mad:

they are all banned or have left...so perhaps it's a good idea that i dont 'adopt' any more...:( HAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :D :) Lucid...

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
I said "mature" :-p

:(

Your too mean to be my Padawan anyway.

The force is not strong with this one...

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
:(

Your too mean to be my Padawan anyway.

The force is not strong with this one...

What is a Padawan?? :confused: :confused: I guess I need an oldie advisor pretty bad huh? :(

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
What is a Padawan?? :confused: :confused: I guess I need an oldie advisor pretty bad huh? :(

Padawan is "Young Jedi" someone who is not yet a Knight..a student if you will.

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Padawan is "Young Jedi" someone who is not yet a Knight..a student if you will.

Well I guess your not half bad......I declare myself to be your newbie...but I don't know if you can handle me :p ;)

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
Well I guess your not half bad......I declare myself to be your newbie...but I don't know if you can handle me :p ;)

Hey You dont want me to Adopt you! :) :D Thats Ok. Just remember

To Love Everyone and Everything....and What the world is made of.

Yay:D :) Thats about all i could of Taught you anyway.

Well the spot is still Open...If you want me to Adopt you just

Yell LOVE and PEACE !!!!!:D

[kritic]

tasty humans still has not responded:(

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
Well I guess your not half bad......I declare myself to be your newbie...but I don't know if you can handle me :p ;)

Woohoo!!!! I have a Padawan!!

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Woohoo!!!! I have a Padawan!!

So what is my first lesson?

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
So what is my first lesson?

Never underestimate the power of the dark side

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
Never underestimate the power of the dark side

How will I know?

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
How will I know?

If it rhymes with "indworm" it is the Dark Side

[She-Ra 4 Ev-ra]

Originally posted by Spider-Fett
If it rhymes with "indworm" it is the Dark Side

:eek:

[Malice]

So, by the fact everyone has avoided my post, noone wants me as their newbie?:(

[Spider-Fett]

Originally posted by Malice
So, by the fact everyone has avoided my post, noone wants me as their newbie?:(

Sorry Malice...I can only have one Padawan at a time

[The Exalted]

Hey Malice you can be my Newbie:) You can learn the ways Of LOVE

and PEACE. :D :) :D Come on what do you say!:D :D :)

YAY we can be best Buds!:D :)

[Malice]

Originally posted by The Exalted
Hey Malice you can be my Newbie:) You can learn the ways Of LOVE

and PEACE. :D :) :D Come on what do you say!:D :D :)

YAY we can be best Buds!:D :)

Somehow, Malice being a Padawan, learning the lessons of Peace and Love from The Exalted, doesnt seem right...

Plus I have more posts than you.:)

I gotta have someone a little more experienced.

[Spidey_Freak]

Originally posted by Malice
Somehow, Malice being a Padawan, learning the lessons of Peace and Love from The Exalted, doesnt seem right...

Plus I have more posts than you.:)

I gotta have someone a little more experienced.
Pick Me, i got more posts!?!?1?
Plz, ill teach you insanity and.. uuh.... insanity!!!
C Mon, ill adopt a new newbie!!!
And techers also learn from theyre padawns, plz pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[The Exalted]

Originally posted by Malice
Somehow, Malice being a Padawan, learning the lessons of Peace and Love from The Exalted, doesnt seem right...

Plus I have more posts than you.:)

I gotta have someone a little more experienced.

Ah :( Rats.... Well I understand:) :D Even though your not my newbie

The New and Improved Exalted will teach you something...Remember this

Malice! The world is Made of Love and Peace!!! cool huh?!?

I thought you would like it.:D :D Ok Im off to find a Newbie I can teach.:D :)

[Spidey_Freak]

Pretty Please With a gree goblin glyder on top??????????

[njc71]

Originally posted by She-Ra 4 Ev-ra
Well I guess your not half bad......I declare myself to be your newbie...but I don't know if you can handle me :p ;)

as a newbie myself, I can't help but notice that your jedi guy is kind of lame......you can do better ;)

[Malice]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Pick Me, i got more posts!?!?1?
Plz, ill teach you insanity and.. uuh.... insanity!!!
C Mon, ill adopt a new newbie!!!
And techers also learn from theyre padawns, plz pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Alright Freakboy..

I mean, Master Freak.

What is the first lesson?

[Spidey_Freak]

Well....
If you go fishing in the park with bread on your fishing hook you get banned :eek: :eek: :eek:
Heck, Ill ust pm you and u pm me, that would be easier...
Oh yeah, asnd dontdo drive by shootings with red paintballs :(:( The police catch you
Oh, and you need one of theses
*gives keys to malice for the Green Goblin glider!!*

[RISKY]

Originally posted by Malice
Alright Freakboy..

I mean, Master Freak.

What is the first lesson?
hey malice you wanna be my newbie ?

Ill adopt ya