Who Would You Rather?...

[JaD]

Roselyn. (have you heard that woman's accent?) :cwink:

[Darkfly]

Carrie Underwood

[American_Idiot]

Round 123 / Carrie Underwood Vs Natalie Portman

http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/carrie-underwood.jpgVShttp://episcopalifem.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/nat-banner-closer.jpghttp://www.claudepate.com/albums/Graphics/natalieportmancloser.jpg

[Brick]

Natalie Portman

[Darkfly]

Natalie Portman without a nano second thought, pure beauty

[Two-Face]

What a film Closer was... :heart:

Natalie Portman.

[Darkfly]

What a film Closer was... :heart:

Natalie Portman.

It was good-ish, but definitely had some memorable scenes, you know the ones, I want a fully uncut version :D

[Johnny Drama]

Portman....

I have been smitten ever since "The Professional" back in '94

[Prison Mike]

Portman

[rdh007]

Portman for Life!

[Tag279]

Round 124/ Natalie Portman vs Natalie Imbuglia

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/NataliePortman.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/NatalieImbruglia.jpg http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/NatalieImbruglia2.jpg

[Lobo]

Imbruliga

[uchiha_itachi]

portman

[Johnny Drama]

Damn it! Tough choice!!

[Johnny Drama]

Portman

[Darkfly]

Natalie Portman easily

[Tag279]

Imbruglia

[Tag279]

Round 125/ Natalie Portman vs Laura Vandervoort

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/Natalie_Portman2.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/supergirl_serayala_wallpaper_2.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/laura_vandervoort_big.jpg

[rdh007]

Portman now, Portman forever.

[Johnny Drama]

Portman then, Portman later

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Vandervoort

[cerealkiller182]

Portman

[Darkfly]

Portman right now, Portman for infinity

[Mr. Joker]

Definitely Vandervoort. I'd tap that ass faster then you can say up, up & away. :hehe: :cwink:

[Prison Mike]

Vandervoort. I love spelling the name. lol

[Mr. Joker]

Agreed....seeing her pics almost makes me melt.

[The Apatow Crew]

Vandervoort

[ant3ros]

Vandervoort, Portman is too beautiful to be used like a whore.

[fu manchu]

Portman

[Yurka]

Portman

[Tag279]

Round 126/ Natalie Portman vs Amy Acker

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/Natalie_Portman2.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/amy_acker_3.jpg

[Mr. Joker]

Acker.

[Matt Murdock]

Bring my ship into Port.

[Mr. Joker]

Why do you guys love Portman so much?

[Johnny Drama]

Amy Acker.

I would wreck that chick...

[Mr. Joker]

Amy Acker.

I would wreck that chick...

I'd take them both on at once. :hehe:

[Johnny Drama]

Well yeah, your heterosexual right??

:D

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Portman

[Mr. Joker]

Well yeah, your heterosexual right??

:D

Of course. :hehe:

[fu manchu]

Portman

[rdh007]

Portman for Life!

[Mr. Joker]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/natalie-portman/pictures/natalie-portman-picture-5.jpg

And with this pic, I've changed my vote to Portman.

[IRON_Lad]

Portman

[tyler-durden]

Portman

[Mr. Joker]

http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/143/Natalie_Portman_026.jpg

[Anubis Raptor]

Portman...

[Mr. Joker]

So, who's next for Portman to go up against?

[Johann Krauss]

Portman

[Darkfly]

Natalie Portman

[American_Idiot]

I keep bringing these unstoppable juggernauts into the contest: Bell, Dash, and now Portman. Hmmm. Who could beat Portman, without sweeping the entire show? I have an idea. A Smart one.

Round 127 / Natalie Portman Vs Amy Smart

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1242/1333831284_5d7ba8be41.jpg?v=0VShttp://imagens.kboing.com.br/papeldeparede/5875amy.jpg

[Mr. Joker]

Portman.

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Portman.

[jaymes_e06]

Portman by far.

[Sexecutioner]

Portman

[rdh007]

Portman
for Life!

[Lunar_Wolf]

Smart

[Darkfly]

Natalie Portman

[Prison Mike]

Portman

[Johnny Drama]

Portman, not liike it matters

[Mr. Joker]

Round 128 / Natalie Portman Vs Kate Beckinsale

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/natalie-portman/pictures/natalie-portman-picture-6.jpg

VS

http://www.kate-beckinsale.cn/images/12.jpg

[The Apatow Crew]

Kate Beckinsale.

[Mr. Joker]

Beckinsale fo sho.

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Kate!

[Peter_Porker]

Kate!

[Mr. Joker]

That's three for Kate....will Portman finally lose a round? STAY TUNED!

[The Apatow Crew]

That's three for Kate....will Portman finally lose a round? STAY TUNED!actually that's 4.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Kate

[Mr. Joker]

Oh crap...I CAN'T COUNT ANYMORE!

[Mr. Joker]

Round 128 /Kate Beckinsale VS Jessica Alba

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/kate-beckinsale-2004-vanity-fair-oscar-party-AuMj2y.jpg

VS

http://www.fanstarbaseball.com/baseball/grandslamfan/images/sexy-jessica-alba.jpg

Beckinsale FTW!

[The Apatow Crew]

JA for old time sakes.

[Mr. Joker]

Ah...then we are now mortal enemies.

:D

[Lunar_Wolf]

Alba

[Mr. Joker]

Honestly, both are smoking hot, but Beckinsale has a better face.

[The_Mighty_Thor]

can't pick between them.

[Mr. Joker]

You have to...or else! :D

[Go Web Go!]

This is a toughie. Give me Kate.

[Golgo-13]

Kate

[Rorschach II]

Alba.

[American_Idiot]

CLASH OF THE TITANS II: Round 129 / Alba Vs Dash
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/25/alba.jpgVShttp://simplydope.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/stacey11.jpg

[Golgo-13]

Dash

[Mr. Joker]

Alba didn't win, so why did you start another round?

Or did she?

[Golgo-13]

She got the first three, so she did win.. :cmad:

[Mr. Joker]

She's supposed to get five, so no, she didn't win, because Beckinsale had three. So technically, until someone breaks the tie on the Alba versus Beckinsale, a new round can't start.

[Johnny Drama]

Thats not how the game is played. It's first to 3 out of 5.

[Johnny Drama]

Stacy Dash

[Mr. Joker]

Thats not how the game is played. It's first to 3 out of 5.

Really? Didn't know that...then I say Dash.

[American_Idiot]

My vote is for Dash as well... which means... Dash is our current champion. Someone find a worthy opponent. ;)

[Mr. Joker]

Round 130: Stacy Dash vs Jennifer Connelly

http://thelenetwork.com/graphics/stacydash.jpg

VS

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jennifer-connelly.jpg

[Johnny Drama]

Damn! That Connelly pic is hottt!

Jennifer!

[Mr. Joker]

It's hard for me to pic. *runs around frantically*

I pick...Jennifer! And if ya wanna know why, PM me.

[Go Web Go!]

Dash

[Mr. Joker]

Because of that ass, eh?

[American_Idiot]

[No Hesitation]DASH![/No Hesitation]

[Mr. Joker]

No hesitation, eh?

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f241/openyoureyestotheworld09/jennifer-connelly-002u3edit.jpg

[American_Idiot]

None. Compared to the woman she's pit against. NONE.

[American_Idiot]

None. Compared to the woman she's pit against. NONE.

[Tag279]

Dash gets my vote. That girl is 22-DF [too too damn fine]

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/Hotties/staceydash4.jpg

[Mr. Joker]

I could get lost in that ass for days.

[Mr. Joker]

Round 131: Stacy Dash vs Lisa Raye


http://bp1.blogger.com/_u8vgwsx8mDU/R1YpFFYpu8I/AAAAAAAAAsk/uMUqp3ewG-I/s400/stacy-dash.jpg

VS

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa294/DOOKIE7862620141/lisaraye-2.jpg

[Tag279]

Stacey Dash = Beautiful face-slim waist-with a round behind damn that girl is fine!!!

[Yurka]

Dash, its her eyes not her ass that get me.

[Mr. Joker]

Lisa Raye = Even more beautiful face + slim waist + big ass booty = Win

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8813/rjz6wcnlkgkj0hi.jpg

http://www.dyfuse.com/files/images/lisa%20raye.preview.jpg

[Peter_Porker]

Dash for sure!!!!!

[American_Idiot]

Lisa Raye = Even more beautiful face + slim waist + big ass booty = Win

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8813/rjz6wcnlkgkj0hi.jpg


Not bad, but Dash is years older and still more fit. Look at the back of Raye's legs in the poolside pic. And it could just be the angle, but her forehead looks abnormal in the above pic.

[Mr. Joker]

Round 132: Stacy Dash vs Debora Nascimento

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/1120/Stacy_Dash4.jpg

VS

http://carambasproblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/146_1125-debora.jpg

Definitely Debora.

http://judao.com.br/blogs/gostosas-update/files/2008/04/debora_nascimento02.jpg

http://bp3.blogger.com/_bOWIT-i721k/R9wW-q7_QgI/AAAAAAAAAOw/LHQDBhlmqJs/s400/debora_nascimento-2301.jpg

[Johnny Drama]

dash

[Mr. Joker]

Really? *faints*

[American_Idiot]

Nice body, but Dash's face is far superior.

Dash!

[Johnny Drama]

she's a 10.
you gotta bring someone other than these 8's homie :)

[Tag279]

Dash

[American_Idiot]

New challenger: Kristen Kreuk.

Round 133 / Dash Vs Kreuk

http://reddsessions.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/staceydash7.jpgVShttp://news.softpedia.com/images/extra/GAMES/large/kristin_kreuk_004.jpghttp://home.comcast.net/~tcs22/Sinman/KristenKreuk45-8x10.jpg

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Kristin

[Johnny Drama]

kristen FTW

[Yurka]

Never thought Kreuk was very attractive surprisingly, so Dash.

[Mr. Joker]

Dash FTW.

[Rorschach II]

Dash.

[Mr. Joker]

Round 134 / Stacy Dash Vs Erica Durance



VS

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k274/Syphercell/EricaDurance39.jpg

[Johnny Drama]

Durance.


Is that Hype appropriate?

[Jolie_Desastre]

Dash

[Mr. Joker]

Yeah, it's Hype appriopriate. There isn't any nudity, just the illusion of it.

And I'll give this one to Dash.

[Mr. Joker]

Edit

[Johnny Drama]

Yeah, it's Hype appriopriate. There isn't any nudity, just the illusion of it.

And I'll give this one to Dash.


My friend that is no illusion...

That is some %100 USDA prime...

That is a monster ass in the flesh.

[Mr. Joker]

Lol, I was joking. And yes, it's a monster ass that I'd smash.

[Johnny Drama]

Well yeah...
Your heterosexual, right? :D

[Mr. Joker]

Yeah, why are you asking me that? :confused:

[Johnny Drama]

Anyone who likes chicks would smash that.
Hell, I even know a few gay bois who would jump on that...

[Johnny Drama]

Anyone who likes chicks would smash that.
Hell, I even know a few gay boys who would jump on that...

[Mr. Joker]

I would seriously beat it up badly.

[Darkfly]

Erica Durance

[American_Idiot]

Anyone who likes chicks would smash that.
Hell, I even know a few gay boys who would jump on that...

Fact.

Although there are a few board members I've come across who have totally lost touch with reality and would tell us that Stacey Dash does not meet their standards.

I'm super-serial.

And my vote goes to Dash, again.

[Dr Lee]

Durance

[Mr. Joker]

Dash wins again.

And Dash would meet my standards any day of the week.

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Erica

[Brick]

Erica Durance

[Lobo]

Durance.


Is that Hype appropriate?

No.


And, Durance.

[Lobo]

Yeah, it's Hype appriopriate. There isn't any nudity, just the illusion of it.

And I'll give this one to Dash.

Bare asses are against the rules.

[American_Idiot]

Bare asses are against the rules.

Wow. Really??

[Johnny Drama]

is MY bare ass against the rules??

I mean, I have heard it's breath taking and grab-able

[Prison Mike]

Durance

[Mr. Joker]

Bare asses are against the rules.

Guess I'll be careful where I show my ass now. :hehe:

[cerealkiller182]

Dash

[Mr. Joker]

I'd put the smash on Dash's ass.

Now, who's a good enough challenge...I've put some hella good babes up against Dash, and even then they went down.

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Stacey Dash VS Pam Anderson

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/StaceyDash1.jpg
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/pam-anderson-0013.jpg

[Darkfly]

Stacey Dash, Pam's fugly nowadays

[KenK]

Dash, COTDAMMIT!!! Her ass is no joke!

[Brick]

Dash

[The-Dark-Knight]

Dash.

[Raiden]

Stacey Dash! Btw, Pam looks like she has two floating devices on her chest.

[Mr. Joker]

Dash for sure, Pam is too much of a whore.

[Prison Mike]

Dash (I don't even know who she is though)

[Mr. Joker]

If you've watch Fresh Prince, she was on there as a celebrity who Will thought he was dating. She kept giving out a bunch of rings.

[The_Mighty_Thor]

She was in Richard Pryors moving as well as TV series Clueless and The Strip

[Mr. Joker]

I'm only familiar with her in Fresh Prince & was trying to find out her name for the longest. I didn't even know her ass was that big either.

[Lobo]

Wow. Really??

Yep.

[Yurka]

Dash, I never thought Pam was attractive, I'm not a fan of the "plastic" types.

[tyler-durden]

Dash

[The_Mighty_Thor]

STACEY DASH VS DONNA D' ERRICO

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/StaceyDash1.jpg
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/donna_derrico_4.jpg

[tyler-durden]

Stacey

[Yurka]

Dash

[cerealkiller182]

Dash

[Lunar_Wolf]

Dash

[Panophobia]

Dash for the win.

[The_Mighty_Thor]

STACEY DASH VS ANGIE EVERHART

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/StaceyDash1.jpg
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/celeb_angie_everhart_a.jpghttp://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/911693.jpg

[tyler-durden]

Dash

[CanaryFan]

Angie x a thousand

[Dr.Doom]

hannah montana Vs. Miley Cyrus

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Hannah-Montana.jpg

VS.

http://celebpulp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/miley_cyrus.jpg

[Lunar_Wolf]

Dash

[Prison Mike]

I'll have me a dash of DASH!!!

[KenK]

I like Angie, but I'm gonna have to go with Dash.

[rdh007]

Everhart

[Raiden]

Before, I'd say Angie, but now I think Dash is hotter.

[The IronMan]

Everhart

[cerealkiller182]

dash

[Mr. Joker]

Dash.

[Mr. Joker]

hannah montana Vs. Miley Cyrus

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Hannah-Montana.jpg

VS.

http://celebpulp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/miley_cyrus.jpg


You're not funny, go be a troll somewhere else.

[PyroChamber]

Dash FTW again, NEXT!!

[Yurka]

Everheart, I saw a sex scene with her and it blew my mind.

[American_Idiot]

is MY bare ass against the rules??

I mean, I have heard it's breath taking and grab-able

Something tells me that any man who is opposed to the posting of Stacey Dash's lovely barenaked booty wouldn't mind you posting yours. :word:

[Tag279]

Round 137/ Stacey Dash vs Danica Patrick

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/stacy-dash.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/danicapatrick4.jpg

[PyroChamber]

Dash, NEXT!

[KenK]

Dash

[American_Idiot]

Yuck! Dash!

Patrick is like the female version of Dale Jr. Not an attractive guy, but because he drives fast cars (and is probably the best looking in the game - which doesn't say much) some girls find him sexy.

Same theory applies to Patrick, but in the bigger scheme of things, she is kinda "blah".

[Tag279]

Round 138/ Stacey Dash vs Madison Michele

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/Hotties/Stacey_Dash_8.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x182/Tag279/Hotties/Madison_Michele001.jpg

[Go Web Go!]

Madison. Whoever she is, I like her.

[Jolie_Desastre]

Dash

[tyler-durden]

Dash again

[Mr. Joker]

Dash, NEXT.

[Yurka]

Dash

[Rorschach II]

Madison.

The picture comparisons could be fairer.

[Brick]

Madison Michele

[Golgo-13]

Dash

[JP]

Dash

[CanaryFan]

Stacey Dash or Jessica Simpson

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/StaceyDash1.jpg

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/2cdfln5.jpg

[Brick]

Simpson

[Lunar_Wolf]

Dash

[Johann Krauss]

simpson

[Darkfly]

Jessica Simpson by a mile

[KenK]

Simpson wishes she could look as good as Dash at forty!! Dash all the way!

[Prison Mike]

Simpson

[cerealkiller182]

Jess

[cerealkiller182]

Jess

[Yurka]

Simpson

[Mr. Joker]

This is a toughie....I say Dash.

[JP]

Ewwwww. Dash.

[Johnny Drama]

Simpson

[Mr. Joker]

I love Jess, but I love Dash more.

[Psycho_14]

Simpson.

[Mr. Joker]

Wow, Dash has finally been defeated.

[The IronMan]

jess

[Mr. Joker]

Round 139/ Jessica Simpson vs Constance Marie

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/jessica-simpson2.jpg

VS

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20060929/244.marie.constance.092706.jpg

[Yurka]

Simpson

[Darkfly]

Jessica Simpson, me want some real beauty please

[tyler-durden]

Simpson

[Sexecutioner]

Jessica Simpson

[JP]

Constance Marie over the foot.

[The-Dark-Knight]

Simpson. I'd bang that likea drum.

[Brick]

Simpson

[American_Idiot]

Yeah... How the hell did that happen? Simpson beat Dash?? Talk about triumph of the underdog.

I'll give this next one to Simpson as I have never heard of the challenger, and the picture posted doesn't do much for her.

[rdh007]

Constance Marie

[Johnny Drama]

Jessica Simpson

[Prison Mike]

Simpson. She's a butter face, but I guess I could just put a bag over head and poke some holes for breathing.

[Johnny Drama]

Round 140 Jessica Simpson Vs Katie Holmes


http://www.musicsteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/JESSICA.SIMPSON.2005.OK.PHOTOSHOOT.010.jpg
http://www.benhassad.de/wallpapers/KatieHolmes1024x76804.jpg

[CanaryFan]

Simpson, been a long time since Constance was a looker and even then Jess is out of her league!

[CanaryFan]

Simpson again

[Johnny Drama]

Well I am gonna rock the boat and go with the pre-tom Katie because that girl was sexy...

[cerealkiller182]

Jess

[DorkyFresh]

i don't care for Katie Holmes, but i can't stand Jessica Simpson...so.....Katie.

[Johnny Drama]

Next one calls it!

[Brick]

Jessica Simpson

[Golgo-13]

Holmes

[Sexecutioner]

jessica simpson

[The-Dark-Knight]

Its its Dawson creek Katie then katie, but as the moment, Simpson.

[Sawyer]

Simpson. I like hot, blonde dumbasses...

[Lunar_Wolf]

Simpson

[Mr. Joker]

Everyone has said Simpson & I agree so NEXT.

[Darkfly]

Jessica Simpson

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Simpson

[Psycho_14]

Simpson.

[The_Mighty_Thor]

Jessica Simpson VS Giselle Bundchen

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/2cdfln5.jpg

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb205/thor1369/hot5/000000-1.jpg

[Golgo-13]

Giselle..only because i love Brazilian girls..........

[Darkfly]

Giselle Bundchen

[Psycho_14]

Jessica Simpson.

[Brick]

Jessica Simpson

[jaymes_e06]

Jess

I like more meat on my women *cough* and ones who eat meat*cough,cough*

[cerealkiller182]

Giselle`

[Darkfly]

Jess

I like more meat on my women *cough* and ones who eat meat*cough,cough*

And I'd like somebody who doesn't have fake boobs :D

[Lunar_Wolf]

Simpson

[rdh007]

Simpson

[Mr. Joker]

Simpson, because I like her feet.

[Mr. Joker]

Round 141/ Jessica Simpson vs Halle Berry


http://www.topnews.in/usa/files/Jessica_Simpson.jpg

VS

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/halle_boobs1.jpg

Definitely Berry.

Also, guys, if you're going to make these rounds, please include the number of the round in your post.