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Jack Bauer
06-30-2008, 06:22 PM
Kind of a pointless poll, but in a fight to the death, who will come out on top? Alice or Bourne?

Both of whom have lost their memory and both were trained by the government to be a highly trained fighter and killer.

I would think Alice would win due to her psychic powers, but Bourne is much more smarter and able to think on his feet like the pro that he is.

Capt Throbberson
06-30-2008, 07:00 PM
Alice is a ****ty character, but she'd probably win.

DorkyFresh
06-30-2008, 07:08 PM
Alice can do crazy stuff that is entirely impossible in reality so she'd be able to kick Bourne's butt, but Bourne Identity > all 3 Resident Evil movies

Trainwreck2100
06-30-2008, 07:34 PM
Alice can do crazy stuff that is entirely impossible in reality so she'd be able to kick Bourne's butt, but Bourne Identity > all 3 Resident Evil movies

Pick 10 minutes from any of the Bourne films, and those 10 minutes are better than the Resident Evil movies

DieSmiling
06-30-2008, 07:50 PM
Jason Bourne wouldn't lose to a chick, superpowers or not.

He'd beat her to death with nothing more than a rolled-up newspaper.

Warhammer
06-30-2008, 09:46 PM
Bourne is just a regular human with no superhuman powers, etc. Alice is a horribly written character in a horrible film franchise that happens to have superhuman powers.

Alice would win (sadly).

Majik1387
06-30-2008, 09:48 PM
Alice.:up:

Bourne sucks.

xwolverine2
06-30-2008, 11:52 PM
alice..duh

she's telekesexy

Poetic Chaos
07-01-2008, 12:26 AM
If they fought in a library, Bourne.

GeoffTheArtist
07-01-2008, 01:01 AM
If they fought in a library, Bourne.

Are you implying that Bourne would force Alice to read all of his books just to prove how awesome he really is?

chaseter
07-01-2008, 01:09 AM
Quit posting polls in here...we have a new forum for this stuff.

A.J.Rimmer(BSC)
07-01-2008, 10:43 AM
Randomest matchup EVER!

Bourne because he's a bloke and blokes don't lose to wiry genetically enhanced european 'models'.

Warhammer
07-01-2008, 11:00 AM
If they fought in a library, Bourne.

Yep, Bourne will throw an encyclopedia at Alice and break her nose. :o