1,000 Things Learned: The Batman Begins Franchise

[Calvin_M.]

Let us all try to post 1,000 things learned from the franchose of Batman Begins. This means the movies Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, and the third movie. This idea was from Spider-Man Movie Network. They have a thread about 500 thing learned from Spider-Man's movie franchise. Click here (http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/showthread.php?t=18998) to see the thread. Now, let's post things we have learned from Batman Begins and it's sequels.

1. If you are scared of bats, try to convince your parents or family members to not bring you to a bat-related play. That is because you'll get too scared and you guys will leave the play and your family will get killed going to a shortcut home.

2. Thomas Wyne told Bruce as he was dying to not be afraid.

3. Bruce Wayne is Batman (Oh my gosh!).

4. Herny Ducard doesn't know Bruce's father, Thomas Wayne, but he knows the rage that drives Bruce.

5. Alfred still hasn't given up on Bruce.

6. The Joker is a man of his word.

7. Harvey Dent, now known as the Two-Face, is half dead.

8. Batman's struggle against the Joker becomes deeply personal.

9. Batman has no limits, but Bruce Wayne does.

10. Rachel Dawes has told Harvey Dent everything about Bruce Wayne.

Here's ten, guys. Let's see what more you guys can come up with. And, note this: Who cares if you post something learned by you, that's the same as what someone else has learned. This is all about having fun. Not going back pages and seeing if what you've learned is used already or not. Have fun, guys. :woot::grin::cwink:

[BobJM]

11. Don't trust a man with a funny mustache that comes up to you in a prison cell and gives you a pretty blue flower. He will **** up your life later.

[omerhead]

11. Don't trust a man with a funny mustache that comes up to you in a prison cell and gives you a pretty blue flower. He will **** up your life later.

hahaha.

[Paste Pot Pete]

12. It's not who you are underneath, but what you dooooooo that defines you.

13. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

13. Spelunking is...you know, cave diving?

14. Thomas Wayne works at the hospital. He leaves the day to day business to much better, or rather, more interested men.

15. Finders keepers.

16. The nut has indeed taken over the nut house, but we're not sure when he did so.

17. That asian guy in the green cape is indeed NOT Ra's Al Ghul, but Bruce didn't watch him die either.

18. The Joker has a taste for the theatrical, like Batman.

19. Gordon will never have to say "Thank you".

20. The Tumbler DOES come in black.

21. Freeway chases are damn good television.

22. Batman has changed things...forever.

[Anubis Raptor]

12. It's not who you are underneath, but what you dooooooo that defines you.

13. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger.

13. Spelunking is...you know, cave diving?

14. Thomas Wayne works at the hospital. He leaves the day to day business to much better, or rather, more interested men.

15. Finders keepers.

16. The nut has indeed taken over the nut house, but we're not sure when he did so.

17. That asian guy in the green cape is indeed NOT Ra's Al Ghul, but Bruce didn't watch him die either.

18. The Joker has a taste for the theatrical, like Batman.

19. Gordon will never have to say "Thank you".

20. The Tumbler DOES come in black.

21. Freeway chases are damn good television.

22. Batman has changed things...forever.


Nicely done

[spideymouse]

23. The Joker is a man of his word.
24. Batman hammered them. (sounds kinda kinky)
25. Alfred still has "nevah!" given up on Wayne.

[spideymouse]

26. Apparently saving someone from falling off a cliff and taking him to be cared for by a nice man who promises to tell him that "you saved his life" is the same thing as "leaving him for dead."

[Sawyer]

27. Bruce loves his pop, doesnt give a **** about his mom.

[Jack O Lantern]

28: If you have made a vow not to kill but still have to deal with peskey ninjas. Blow them the **** up; they don't count.

29: When a girl you like says "It not who you are underneath, it's what you do that defines you" you will look upset, seemly forgetting that you dress up like a Bat and fight crime.

30: It's OK to flip cop cars upside down if a girl you like is in trouble.

31: Apparently calling something a black tank isn't a good enough description.

32: The villian plans to posion the city by turning water into gas. Nobody notices because steam doesn't exist in Gotham City

33:Apparently even after Wayne Enterprizes sell their products to countries over sea's, Bruce Wayne still owns it and therefore can steal it.

34:Even though police need warrents and just cause to gather evidence to arrest criminals; using evidence from a guy dressed like a Bat is perfectly legal.

35: When you introduce Bruce Wayne to Ra Ah Gul only for Bruce to say, "You're nor Ghul; he's dead." You'll think nothing of it and just casually walk away.

36: Even though the League of shadows are highly trained ninjas, Alfred can easily sneak up on two and dispatch them.

37: Gordon never got a chance to thank you but as in turns out he'll never have to. Which is a good thing considering it was actually Gordon who destroyed the micro emitter and the threat.

38: In Nolans ultra realistic world human beings don't have any water in their bodies.

39: When stealing a device that can evapourate water; the best place to test it is while at sea, it doesn't matter that you require the water to float and if the device works you'll be in free fall.

40: When exiting a theater always go out into an alley.

41: Even though you are the most famous and wealthest family in the most crime ravanged city in the world; a body guard is not needed. Afterall what is the worst that can happen.

[Microchip]

42: Being Batman doesn't mean you'll get the girls.

43: You have nothing to fear but fear itself.

44: If you don't take the taste, us guys'll get nervous.

45: You've gotta have proper swimming attire for the pool area. And it's not a matter of money.

46: You can buy hotels from the hotel clerk.

[Calvin_M.]

47. Bruce Wayne was afraid of bats.

48. Because of a fear of bats, he became Batman, from thinking that he could put fear in the criminals.

49. The Joker thinks that Batman has a poor choice of words.

50. Harvey Dent promised Gotham that a day will be dawning.

51. You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

52. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

53. Batman escapes the crime scene quickly after a conversation.

54. James Gordon has got to get one of those Tumblers.

55. Joe Chill killed Bruce Wayne's parents, Thomas Wayne, and Martha Wayne. That is because of the need for jewelry.

[Paste Pot Pete]

56. Bruce can borrow the Rolls if he likes, so long as he brings it back with a full tank.

57. The crazies can't stand potato sack masks.

58. Alfred knows a joke.

59. Fallafel Guy has kids to feed. Whether they like fallafel or not has yet to be determined.

60. Batman does not look like a cop.

[Microchip]

61. If you haven't seen your boss in a while, he's probably at the bottom of the river.

62. Cops don't go to the narrows.

63. Dr. Crane can ride a horse.

64. Bruce Wayne took Ras Al Ghul's advice about theatrics a bit literally.

[Venom 1988]

65. People have a realism fetish

[spideymouse]

66. Jim Gordon can drive stick.

[RobinBoy7]

67. The bat-pod is not subtle in the middle of the day

[omerhead]

68. You have to face your fear of bats to become more than just a man.
69. Batman doesn't have to kill Ra's Al Ghul and he doesn't have to save Ra's Al Ghul, just let him die.

[ChocheTheHero]

70. The Joker asks for Harvey Dent. He wants it.
71. Never start by the head. It makes the victim a little fuzzy.

[omerhead]

72. Batman can beat the F**k out of criminals without being seen.
73. Bruce Wayne can buy any hotel in Gotham.

[spideymouse]

74. A Batman movie without the word "Batman" in its title can still be the most anticipated film in recent history.

75. Bruce Wayne is not afraid of Ducard, Ra's Al Ghul, or the League of Shadows, but he is afraid of... bats.

76. Thomas Wayne begged like a dog by saying "It's okay. It's fine."

[ABongHalloween]

hahaha ok I dont have anything new to add just a comment about one of the funniest ones and something that always blew my mind...
that scene where the lady introduces Bruce to "Ra's Al Ghul"! what the hell!!!
unless she was an actor of some sort in on the ruse that scene is just bizarre!

[Ammo]

77. By bribing attorneys, judges and cops, you can buy "power that you can't buy."

[Paste Pot Pete]

78. Neither Fox nor Earle got their respective memos.

[Hole Shot]

46: You can buy hotels from the hotel clerk.

LOL!!!

79. The pool area is not for swimming

80. It's not embarassing to be on dates with out of control drunk chicks so long as they're European.

81. It's a bit complicated

82. A year ago these cops and lawyers wouldn't cross the mafia

83. Bruce Wayne has spirit

84. Even in a village on the side of a mountain in BFE Asia you'll still find a kind old man fluent in English.

[omerhead]

85. Bruce Wayne is not an executioner.
86. Bruce Wayne drinks squash juice and does push ups in the morning.

[spideymouse]

87. Gotham's time has come. Like Constantinople or Rrrrrrrrrome before it, the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and eeeenjustice... Gotham... must be... destro-o-oyed.

[AstroZombie]

88. Alfred gives a damn because a good man made him responsible for what was most precious to him in the whole world.

89. Flass is interested to know if you'd like to see some excessive force.

[spideymouse]

90. The Tumbler is not a compact car.
91. Batman looks like a man who takes himself too seriously.
92. Bruce Wayne has been hanging out in the wrong clubs.
93. The best you can do for a birthday present for your childhood sweetheart when you're the assistant D.A. is an arrowhead.
94. Batman can barely stand up after a whiff of fear toxin, but Rachel Dawes can somehow withstand a concentrated dose over a long period of time during which she waits for Batman to dispatch Crane and his thugs, escapes Arkham with Gordon in a loud, creepy cloud of bats, and rides shotgun next to a scary dude dressed as a bat in a very aggressive vehicle that runs over police cars, flies on rooftops, and engages in a high-speed freeway chase before she passes out.

[AroundtheFur]

I just had to get in on this:

95. Carmine Falcone gets insulted if you do not have a gun on you when you pay him a visit.

96. You always fear what you don’t understand.

97. Bruce Wayne has a nice coat (according to a bum).

98. Bruce Wayne would have to go a thousand miles for anybody not to now his name. So geographically it is safe to assume that Asia is a thousand miles away from Gotham City.

[returntovoid]

99. Henry Ducard thinks compassion is Bruce Wayne's weakness.
100. Batman's Kevlar Batsuit is bullet proof.
101. William Earle doesn't get the memo.
102. Bruce Wayne blames himself for his parents murder.
103. Bruce Wayne plans on killing Joe Chill with a pistol.
104. Death does not wait for you to be ready! Death is not considerate, or fair! And make no mistake: here, you face Death
105. Ra's Al Ghul thinks Batman is just an ordinary man in a cape! That's why he cant fight injustice.

[R_Hythlodeus]

106. Bruce knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight.
107. The Joker kills the bus driver.
108. Harvey Dent has no idea how many psychotic ex boyfriends Rachel had.

[Riven]

109. It's not what you doooooooooo, it's how you pronounce it that defines who you are.
110. It's a funny world we live in.
111. There is no point in doing a lot of pushups if you can't even lift a bloody log.
112. Caverns come in handy when transporting freed slaves to the north.
113. You can threaten an experienced policeman with a stapler.
114. Swearing to God won't cut it with Batman.
115. Alfred knows only one joke, but it's enough to keep a crowd entertained for hours.
116. Lucius Fox doesn't like to be thought of as an idiot.
117. Alfred still keeps the condensed milk on the top shelf.
118. Commissioner Loeb wants the goddamn salvation army off the streets.

[NoirMan82]

119. You didn't get the memo.
120. We fall so that our dads can make hollow speeches.
121. Finder's Keeper's.
122. Ninjas don't store explosives properly.
123. Joker will settle for loved ones.
124. It's all gonna BLOW!

[El Payaso]

120. We fall so that our dads can make hollow speeches.

LOOOOOOOOOL. I'm stealing this from you man. I'll give you credit though. :woot:

[Goddamn_Batman]

125. Bats are nocturnal.
126. Sleeping in until 3 pm is "pushing it," even for billionaire playboys.
127. Gordon needs a cup of coffee whenever he plays games.
128. The Joker doesn't eat shrimp off of shrimp skewers, just the little veggies on the top.
129. The Joker hates his father, and acts violently towards people who remind him of his father.
130. If you meet a child whose friends don't believe you exist, give him an expensive piece of military equipment.
131. Guys who dress up like bats clearly have issues.
132. Katie Holmes doesn't wear a bra.
133. Weaponized hallucinogen abuse is on the rise among Gotham socialites in bars and clubs.
134. While he goes to take a leak, a bartender will entrust the safety of his bar to a drunk, lazy, off-duty cop who would rather drink than help his city during a state of emergency.

[El Payaso]

129. Luicius Fox just wants you to know how hard it was.

[dlvillarreal]

130. Bruce Wayne doesn't know what it means to have his blood analyzed while isolating the receptor compounds and the protein-based catalyst.

[Riven]

137. The Joker is a guy of simple tastes.
138. The Joker enjoys dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline.
139. The Joker likes women to have a little fight in them.

[dlvillarreal]

140. There is nothing wise in what Flass does.

[dlvillarreal]

141. There is nothing "convenient" about Falcone's symptoms.

[Riven]

142. Bruce is taller than he looks in the tabloids.
143. Jim Gordon has been wrong before.
144. Batman rattles cages.
145. All creatures feel fear, especially the scary ones.
146. A guy who dresses up like a bat, clearly has issues.

[Jick09]

147. Bruce seeks means...to fight injustice.

[Symbiotic]

21. Freeway chases are damn good television.Bwahahahahahahaha.:up:

[Riven]

148. There's a thing about being a Wayne, that you're never short of a few freeloaders to fill up your mansion with.
149. If you call Wayne Enterprises and nobody's answering the phone, you will call back.
150. Nobody tried to market memory cloth to the billionaire, spelunking, base-jumping crowd.

[dlvillarreal]

151. Dr. Crane does what he does because he respects the mind's power over the body.

[dlvillarreal]

152. When a prowler comes around anyone who is anyone would call the police.

[dlvillarreal]

153. Batman has atleast 9,999 spare cowls.

[Riven]

154. Someone like Bruce Wayne drives sports cars, dates movie stars and buys things that are not for sale.
155. There's some contention as to whether Bruce took on six or seven criminals at once.
156. A vigilante is a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification.

[highvoltage988]

157. The word is panic. Please spread it.

[Riven]

158. As Gotham's favored son Bruce is ideally placed to strike at the heart of criminality.
159. Bruce has never tasted desperate.
160. When wielding a golf club, Alfred hits first and asks questions later.

[ross2287]

161. When the chips are down these civilized people will eat each other.
:hoboj:

[Riven]

162. Ironically, when the Joker asks people why they're so serious, he ain't jokin'!
163. Batman has one rule.
164. Joker wants Batman to break that one rule.

[AnorexicBatman]

165. Himalayan Blue Flowers produce dangerous hallucinogenic fumes
166. Never sacrifice your footing for a killing stroke
167. Raz Al Ghul is merely a title like Batman which in effect makes him immortal

[Goddamn_Batman]

168. No one is quite sure exactly how loyal a hungry dog really is; top men are working on solving this query.
169. Bruce Wayne isn't learning polo.

[RKO]

170. The mob wants to know what The Joker is proposing.
171. The Joker wants to get hit, and he will scream it if necessary.
172. The Joker loves his job.

[thedarks0ldier]

173. Putting an "S" in front of "laughter" spells "Slaughter"

174. Slaughter not only has medicinal purposes, but is the best medicine (not recognized by the ADA or FDA)

175. The Joker is a nickname given to people who sit out but think they can still take a slice

176. Maggie Gyllenhaal and Katie Holmes are the same person

177. Batman completes The Joker

178. The Joker is a magician, especially with pencils

179. The fat, old, lazy off duty cop who is trusted with the safety of a bar thought Harvey Dent was dead, he was only half wrong

180. That same cop looks like he use to work for the Gotham Water Department

181. The Joker is a man of his word

182. All heroes who don't die become evil (Just ask Former Congressman Duke Cunningham)

188. Alfred "nevah" takes a day off

189. Any Gotham City D.A. who is not getting shot at is not doing their job

190. Police in the narrows do not recognize Rachel Dawes as a Gotham City D.A.

191. D.A.s carry badges... sweet

192. The Joker is skilled and sewing

193. Upon incarceration GCPD will confiscate your lint

194. Mob banks have electric volts

195. The Joker is poor at counting

[thedarks0ldier]

196. Rade Šerbedžija as Homeless Man is the last person to see Bruce Wayne when he leaves Gotham, and is the first civilian to see Batman.

197. Billionaires pay top dollar for homeless people's coats.

198. Bruce Wayne dropped out of Princeton

199. WB is the largest employer of ninjas.

200. Ninjas frequent the SHH boards

[dlvillarreal]

201. Batman will rattle the cages.

202. Memos tend to get lost in Wayne Enterprises.

203. Asking too many questions will result in your termination at Wayne Enterprises.

[DarkReflections]

204. the devil is a fat asian guy in prison

[dlvillarreal]

205. Bruce Wayne doesn't need protection from prisoners. The prisoners need protection from him.

[Ron Mexico]

206. You cannot lead ninjas unless you are prepared to do what is necessary to defeat evil.
207. Batman can beat more than two pawns at once.
208. Alfred finds Bruce very fashionable apart from the mud.
209. Easiest way to escape the police in a tank is by driving on rooftops. Won't see it coming.

[dlvillarreal]

210. European women have the right to swim in hotel 'pools' that are for display purposes only.

[The Impaler]

211. The Joker believes that, since Gotham is such a special city, it deserves a better class of criminal... and he's gonna give it to them.

212. Apparently,whatever doesnt kill you doesnt make you stronger, it makes you stranger.

[Jick09]

213 - The Tumbler is a black.......................tank!

214 - Just because you won't kill a person, it doesn't mean you have to save him.

215 - When none of your friends believe that Batman exists, worry not.
Batman will appear at your apartment and give you one of his gadgets, then you can prove his existence with it...somehow.

[itsthebatman]

216: Alfred knows one joke.
217: Bruce's mother was mute, far as anyone can tell.
218: Rachel didn't know to use a stepladder to get the condensed milk.

[William_C]

219. You might say you dont want to know what Falcone is going to do, but he'll insist that you do wanna know

220. Joker has no idea who he's stealing from, so he and his friends are dead

221. Joker's pals dont know where he learned to count

222. Criminals in Gotham used to stand for something, honor...respect

[Jawn]

223. Being a D.A. in Gotham only leads to bad things.

[dlvillarreal]

224. Batman begins.

[William_C]

225. Rory's kiss either causes or is caused by death

226. Yes, that is a bazooka

[Riven]

204. the devil is a fat asian guy in prison
227. That fat asian guy isn't the devil... he's practice!

[AroundtheFur]

228. In Gotham City people get mugged coming home from work everday of the week.
229. Racheal Dawes is a D.A. brave enough to prosecute.
230. You must not burden yourself with secrets of scary people.

[R_Hythlodeus]

231. Death does not wait for you to be ready.
232. If you don´t want to tell Lucius Fox what you're doing, when he is asked, he doesn't have to lie.
233. Vigilantes can be destroyed or locked up.

[NoirMan82]

234. There is...more to Bruce Wayne.
235. The dawn is coming, Harvey Dent promises.
236. THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVER!!!
237. Gordon thinks Batman is trying to help.
238. Ra's Al Ghul has a train to catch.
239. Bruce Wayne takes advice too seriously
240. We still don't know why everyone is so serious.

[protocida]

241. Loeb does't like vigilantes.
242. Gordon never said thank you, and according to Batman, he'll never have to.
243. Alfred can see everything where he is, thank you very much.
244. Lucius Fox thinks Bruce Wayne would't be interrested on the Tumbler.
245. Wayne Enterprises is the non-official city center.
246. Thomas Wayne thinks a little bit of Opera is enough.
247. Falcone cant' handle anynore, the walls are closing, blablablabla...
248. If you have a dying friend, it's ok to trash police vehicles with your tank.
249. If you don't want to kill a farmer, it's ok to explode a temple full of ninjas.
250. The tumbler is a black... tank.
251. Random police officer nº 5 wants to know who is Batman.
252. Apparently, Falafel guy's kid don't like falafel.
243. Batman does't like when people think he's a cop.

[P.F. Geraci]

244. Don't put Twinkies on your pizza.

[Eddie Brock]

245. Thomas Wayne's name is all that's left of him.

246. James Gordon is a lieutenant now.

247. Even so, he couldn't find any mob bosses.

248. Falcone said, "Hi," to Joe Chill.

249. As a man, Bruce Wayne can be destroyed.

250. Bruce Wayne is watching Harvey Dent...closely.

251. The Joker owes Domino's Girl a car.

252. Batman is counting on it.

253. Lau is halfway to Hong Kong by now. If Gordon had just let Harvey take his passport, this entire situation could have been avoided.

254. When upset, Lieutenant Gordon slips into an English accent.

255. The day Rachel once told Bruce about - when Gotham would no longer need Batman - is coming.

256. The Joker and Commissioner Loeb only speak during the evening.

[Eddie Brock]

EDIT: Double post.

[ross2287]

144. Batman rattles cages.

Win!

257. Rachel pronounces it Fal-cone-ee, Harvey pronounces it Fal-cone.
258. Joker may be a cross dresser.
259. Joker is like a dog chasing cars.
260. If he caught said car, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
261. Joker really hates his father.
262. Joker's wife couldn't bare to look at him.
263. Joker recognizes when Batman chooses his words poorly.

[NinjaTurtleFan]

1. That the Bat symbol in "Batman Begins" and "TDK" looks like or is similiar to "Batman Beyond's" symbol.

http://www.superherostuff.com/characters/Batman/images/Batman%203002%20Beyond%202.gif

http://www.dreamscopes.com/images&graphics/2005-projects/G7XG7722-twkd-sml.jpg

2. How Heath Ledger's non-perma-white/perma-clown Joker reminds me of The Jokerz from "Batman Beyond" too. Faces made up with makeup but with a penchant of causing anarchy, chaos, death, and grand larcen.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Jokerz.jpg

http://brblife.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/medium_batman-the-joker-d3xjfbwm.jpg

I don't know if it's just me thinking about this but on Tuesday there was a Batman sale at Best Buy so I bought all seasons of "Batman Beyond" and started noticing some "TDK" moments in the episodes and seems to me maybe or possibly or maybe not Nolan was influence by it.

[thedarks0ldier]

264. The Joker just wanted to make a phone call

265. When Batman dances in a club he requires a lot of space

266. The Joker knows some officers really well

267. The Joker is not a monster. just ahead of the curb

268. Bruce Wayne doesn't watch the news

269. The Joker waddles like the Penguin

270. Lt. Gordon does not give people a minute

280. Batman isn't wearing hockey pads

281. Batman doesn't need help, (not Dr. Crane's diagnoses)

[NikkiSixx]

264. The Joker just wanted to make a phone call

269. The Joker waddles like the Penguin

270. Lt. Gordon does not give people a minute

280. Batman isn't wearing hockey pads

281. Batman doesn't need help, (not Dr. Crane's diagnoses)

Shame we aren't doing 1,000 Things Learned: Superhero Hype Boards

I coulda included

282. thedarks0ldier needs to learn how to count :hehe::hehe:








273. You should see his other car.
274. Its a good thing Bruce left everything to alfred
275. He's yet to learn to mind his surrondings
276. The new batsuit will protect him from cats
277. Harvey had to tell them he worked for the city to get a reservation there
278. It was Gordon who order the bridge to be lowered
279. The health inspector isn't afraid to pull strings
280. Harvey is a fan of the ballet
281. Gordon was unable to find any mob boss's
282. The Joker killed 6 of that cops friends
283. Batman is running because they have to chase him
284. The Jokers suit isn't cheap
285. Stealth mode means turning off your headlights
286. The Joker loves his job
287. The Joker had nothing in his pockets but knifes and lint

[SpideyZERO]

288. Batman doesn't get mowed by tiger

289. Batman is afraid of dogs

290. Joker wants Batman to hit him

291. Maroni's driver is not so lucky

292. Batman knows how Joker got these scars

293. Tumbler says goodbye

294. Why are we so serious?

[ross2287]

295. Production people will flat-out lie when you ask them if the Batpod comes out of the Tumbler.

[William_C]

296. Deebo is gonna do what you shouldve done, ten minutes ago
297. Joker is a agent of chaos
298. There is time for, aggressive expansion
299. The boss said he'd fill it up with lights

[ross2287]

300. That's not good.
301. Okay, that's not good.

[Riven]

302. A little bit of opera goes a long way.
303. However rich, Thomas Wayne will not repair moldy wooden boards over hazardous pits in his garden.
304. Bruce Wayne turned 30 last year.
305. The food in Arkham Asylum isn't that good, apparently.

[ross2287]

306. Goyer knows the theme and the villain for part 3, but won't tell anyone.

[Devon_Farmer]

307. Possible suspects for the Batman are Abe Lincoln and Bigfoot.

[thedarks0ldier]

Shame we aren't doing 1,000 Things Learned: Superhero Hype Boards

I coulda included

282. thedarks0ldier needs to learn how to count :hehe::hehe:



308. The Joker, Bruce, Ra's and I all learned to count at the same school

[thedarks0ldier]

309. The Joker insists that he is not crazy

310. The Joker knows a squealer when he sees one

311. Bruce Wayne has no problem hiring Chinese smugglers

312. Dent has no idea how many psychotic-ex-boyfriends Rachel has had.

313. Alfred has known Rachel all of her life

[AroundtheFur]

314. Harvey Dent makes his own luck!

[Riven]

315. The Joker likes the taste of his own lipstick.
316. Batman can still rake it in at the boxoffice.
317. When Bruce Wayne spoke of his "two-faced friends" in BB, he didn't know the half of it.
318. You can make the 'n' in Batmannnnnn drag on pretty much endlessly...
319. Economics can be used as a weapon.
320. The Gotham police force has a lot of upward mobility.

[Eddie Brock]

302. A little bit of opera goes a long way.
303. However rich, Thomas Wayne will not repair moldy wooden boards over hazardous pits in his garden.
304. Bruce Wayne turned 30 last year.
305. The food in Arkham Asylum isn't that good, apparently.
Carmine Falcone was not in Arkham when he revealed this fact. He was still in prison - looking for the insanity plea so he could be moved to Arkham.

[Devon_Farmer]

321. A fall from this height won't kill Sal Maroni.
322. Batman's planning on that.

[Riven]

Carmine Falcone was not in Arkham when he revealed this fact. He was still in prison - looking for the insanity plea so he could be moved to Arkham.
323. Okay, so the food in Gotham prisons isn't that good apparently.
324. Favors mean more to Falcone than money.
325. Despite what he claims, Jonathan Crane does want to know.
326. Arable land in Bhutan is worth killing over.
327. Justice is about harmony.
328. Revenge is about you making yourself feel better.
329. The world is too small for a man like Bruce Wayne to simply disappear.
330. When suffering hypothermia, you should rub your chest, your arms will take care of themselves.

[Riven]

331. Either Gary Oldman is a bad catcher or Christian Bale is a bad pitcher.
332. If you go missing for two days in Gotham, they should looking for your body at the bottom of the river.
333. Three Buttons is a little nineties...

1/3 there, guys! keep this going! :D

[ross2287]

334. Bruce isn't talking fashion so much as function.
335. Being able to turn one's neck makes backing out of the driveway easier.

[Dark Sentinel]

336. Bruce should NOT go to the hospital. He SHOULD watch more news :hehe:

[Dark Sentinel]

337. Batman killed five cops....sorta :hehe:

[spideymouse]

338. If you want to be like Harvey Two-Face, you should take off your seatbelt before you shoot the driver of the moving car in which you are a passenger.

[ArtDamage]

339. the joker knows at least 1 good magic trick.
340. always bring a pointy stick to tryouts. there might not be enough to go around.
341. the joker doesn't kill you. He kills the bus driver.

[Dark Sentinel]

342. The Joker believes that whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.

[ross2287]

343. Bruce is just accidentally wasting Lau's time.
344. For security, Fox has to check his mobile.
345. Asian security guards get confused if you have more than one cell phone.

[thejon93]

346. "It's always the suit's fault."

[spideymouse]

347. Three buttons is pretty "90's".

[Gamingboy]

348. If you are going to kill a public servant, buy American.
349. Putting a mark on your body for every person you kill doesn't make you insane in Rachel Dawes' book.
350. Batman and the Joker could do this forever.

[emj2006]

This thread rocks!! Reminds me of the Chuck Norris jokes!! Here's my add:

351. Sal Maroni likes going to clubs where he can't hear his woman talk.
352. Deebo is smarter than a bunch of stupid civilians.
353. Nothing is easy with the joker if you're Batman.
354. Batman will crash a nearby object if he attempts to 180 in the batpod.
355. A District Attorney with lots of education, doesnt know an armored car has protection against guns.
356. Mr. Lau is "good with cahculation".

[Riven]

357. Batman likes big tires.
358. Buying shares through various charitable foundations and trusts is a bit technical.
359. You can't change the world when you're too busy swimming.
360. There's no such thing as too much plot exposition.

[Dr_Bathroom]

361. Loeb came up with a solution a long time ago.
362. Landing on your ankles is a great way to fall.
363. Actually, Alfred was thinking of himself.
364. Crane never said they'd be places you'd want to go.
365. Mr. Rossi will show you hostile.
366. The only way to stop whimsical jewel thiefs who give rubies to children is to kill them with lots of fire.
367. Gotham's DA needs to be shot at to function properly.
368. The only way to work with SWAT is not to supply them with necessary information on the situation, but to beat them up.
369. Joker wouldn't risk the battle for Gotham's soul on a fist fight.
370. When the tumbler somehow bursts through the upper level of a parking garage from outside, that's more like it.
371. Joker thought he could walk away with the mob's money.
372. The pencil is gone.
373. Alfred doesn't want to run into a member of the Fire Brigade.
374. All people within a one thousand mile radius of some seedy bar know Bruce Wayne's name.
375. Flass hopes Gordon will become wise someday.
376. The Joker had a father similar to Senator Patrick Leahy.
377. Bruce will not share his panic room.
378. No matter what year it is, Alfred doesn't age.
379. No one notices a nurse with full face paint and an automatic weapon entering a hospital.
380. Domino's will happily serve terrorist organizations, no matter how much outside resistance comes of it.

[Riven]

381. Real stunts still have a definite edge over CGI.
382. The Joker welcomes you to a world wothout rules.
383. We never found out if Bruce Wayne was ever declared "alive" again.
384. But he probably was.
385. Katie Holmes left the Batman franchise to make "Mad Money".
386. Maggie Gyllenhaal joined the Batman franchise to make MAD MONEY!
387. You can't buy the power of fear.
388. Being desperate doesn't change what Joe Chill did.
389. Dr. Crane isn't here right now, but you can always make an appointment.
390. The work offered by organized crime must have some sort of attraction to the insane.
391. Or the corrupt.

[Gamingboy]

392. The location of the Joker's hideout is widely known to Dominoes.
393. Similarly, you can demand the Joker pay for your Pizza Delivery car and he won't totally kill you. (of course, we don't see what happens off screen...)

[spideymouse]

394. The return of Bruce Wayne from the dead coinciding with the advent of Batman raises little suspicion among the people of Gotham.
395. The Arkham escapee who sees harassment would maybe or maybe not like to see some excessive force. We're not sure.

[Dr_Bathroom]

396. Thomas Wayne just wants robbers to take it easy.

[batzilla]

397: The Falafel guy has kids to feed

[Riven]

398. The Joker's past is multiple choice.
399. Joker has a feeling he and Batman are gonna be doing this forever.
400. The Joker doesn't believe he's crazy.
401. Batman's new suit isn't dog-resistant.
402. But it's okay with cats...
403. The Joker knows something about the laws of physics and dynamics.
404. Scarecrow's diagnosis is that Batman does need help.
405. Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.
406. And he's not learning polo either.
407. He seems to have an issue with sports in general...
408. Alfred really likes to say "I told you so".
409. Harvey Dent recommends buying American if you want to kill a public servant.
410. The Joker doesn't like The Television's plan.
411. Lucius Fox has a good sense of humor.

[returntovoid]

412. The Joker will give Gotham a better class of criminal.
413. The Joker doesn't want the money, he just wants to watch the world burn.
414. Die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain and Batman can be both, talk about badass.
415. Batman is called The Dark Knight because he is a silent protector, lone avenger.
416. People of Gotham only need Batman when they need him otherwise they don't give a f**k about him, talk about cruel human nature.
417. Batman can tolerate being hunted because he can take it because he would rather be hated then liked for what he actually is.

[christhn]

418. Choose your words carefully when a maniacal killer is holding the woman you love hostage.
419. When interrogating someone, never go for the head first. It makes them fuzzy.

[Riven]

420. Often Batman doesn't show up at the batsignal.
421. Wayne Enterprises employees should think through their dastardly plans.
422. Scarecrow doesn't believe in repeat business in the drug trade.
423. If the pressure spikes, this whole place is gonna blow.
424. Yet nobody seems to be evacuating, should that be the case.
425. Batman has no issues with collateral dammage.

[batman11]

426. The Joker doesn't approve of drinkers or fiends.

[Riven]

427. Batman won't kill you.
428. Batman doesn't have to save you either.
429. The GCPD is rife with corruption.
430. Watching Batman on fear gas is pretty freaky.

[ThePoisonPuppet]

431. Never let the Joker operate on you to remove the "bad things"
432. If that machine had been at Wayne Enterprises any longer, Lucius Fox could not have stayed in good conscience.
433. The Criminals on the other ferry made their decisions. They had their chance.
434. The Cops should have just done that in the first place.
435. Don't touch the joker card you find in your court briefing.
436. However if you do, don't get in the car to go where the little file thing says to go
437. And still yet, if you do that, don't look up.

[SpideyZERO]

438. Dogs>SWATs
439. Harvey Dent is the Batman
440. Rachel is going to wait for Bruce
441. Or not

[Riven]

442. Alfred keeps secrets from Bruce.

[Nameless1138]

443. Buyer Beware.
444. Harvey Dent needs liquid courage, twice.
445. Gordon loves his son the most.
446. SWAT's on the way.
447. Commissioner Loeb wonders what Gordon is up to.
448. The Batman is an outlaw.
449. Batman thinks some bum has a nice coat.
450. Sometimes, things just go bad.
451. The apple has fallen very far from the tree.
452. Nobody wants to get their hands dirty.
453. The word "Absconds".

[LegendaryCaleb]

454. Dent screams ALOT for your attention

[Riven]

455. Rachel has a little fight in her.
456. The Joker likes that.
457. Batman has more than a little fight in him.
458. The Joker's gonna love that!

[LegendaryCaleb]

459. Everything seems clear(Jokers threat)...but theres alot of windows up there!

[Live-ActionMan]

500. The Joker (Heath Ledger, Brokeback Mountain) likes people with a little fighter in them.

501. Bruce Wayne aka "The Batman" (Christian Bale, 3:10 to Yuma) saw what he had to become to stop men really dangerous like The Joker.

502. The Joker believes that madness is just like gravity, but all it just needs is a little push.

503. The Joker had a wife as beautiful as Rachel Dawes (Maggie Gyllenhaal, Stranger Than Fiction), who tells him to smile more because he used to worry so much.

504. The Joker's wife used to gamble, and got down deep with the sharks. They carve her beautiful face. Without having money for surgery, she couldn't take it. Because of this, The Joker wanted to tell her that he still loves her even with the scars. So he put a razor in his mouth and put some scars on his face, she didn't stand to look at him and left him.

505. The Joker likes his job. He likes it.

506. Because Gotham City needs a better class of criminal, The Joker is going to give it them.

507. It not about what Harvey Dent aka Two-Face (Aaron Eckhart/Meet Bill) wants, it's about whats fair!

508. The real Batman is not wearing hockey pads.

509. Harvey Dent doesn't rely on chance, he makes his own luck.

510. If you are good at something, you should never ever do it for free, as said by The Joker.

[TimidationGame]

511 - If you rebuild a mansion with secret caves at the foundation, it's ok to hire it out, contractors won't tell.

512 - Apparently Alfred is not associated with Arbor Day.

513 - Apparently the Feds are not concerned when the same city is almost destroyed twice by terrorists.

514 - The military does not watch TV to see the prototype river jumper and make the connection.

515 - Memory cloth is also flame proof!

516 - Breaking windows and ziplinning to banks is not noticed during daylight hours in Gotham.

517 - Pulling a school bus in to a line of other busses from a crashed building does not get attention from other bus drivers...especially banks.

[TimidationGame]

518 - Spawn is no match for the Joker

519 - older guys reminds Joker of his father.

520 - Alfred is always involved in things getting burned, forrests, hospitals, mansions, BATMAN...now we know why he hopes people are not part of the fire brigade.

[In a Pickle]

This thread is stupid.

[Arsh]

521 - A coin is always fair. Unless it's two-headed. Dent, you cheater.

[Audioslave]

522 - Bruce Wayne is a little man, and he is in hell.

[Arsh]

523 - Bruce Wayne really likes the Russian ballet.

[Riven]

Seems we skipped over a couple of numbers there... (460-499)

anyway,

484. Batman makes the front pages regularly.
485. Bruce Wayne usually gets pushed back to page 8.
486. Unless he absconds with the entire Russian ballet...
487. Bruce Wayne is sorry to dissapoint.
488. Batman didn't want to stop the train.
489. Bats are nocturnal.
490. Even for billionaire playboys, three o'clock is pushing it.

[Web-Head]

524. It's a black...TANK.

[Riven]

492. Bruce is not learning Polo.
493. Alfred is not learning Russian.
494. Bruce is not a dog person.
495. Never trust stuffed toys in Gotham.

[TimidationGame]

496 - Hallucinogens, are stored down rabbit holes, and the white knight didn't talk backwards.

[Two-Face]

497 - It was a big dog

498 - You want a opinion, you need to lighten up.

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

499. Bruce loves boat trips with Ballet dancers

[ThePoisonPuppet]

500. Gotham has its own license plates.

[TimidationGame]

Well now there are two 500's, guess that takes care of at least one duplicate of the many in here.

524 - Joker works for Gotham police in the evidence area.
(if you look close at the bag with the Joker card in it that Gordon shows Batman, it says "received by: J. Kerr")

[Riven]

502. Sonar comes from submarines.
503. And possibly bats, too.
504. Murcielago (as in Lamborghini Murcielago) means 'bat' in Spanish

[Riven]

505. There's nothing wise about what Flass does.
506. Bruce Wayne's prime investment seems to be hotels and restaurants.
507. Bruce might have Alfred followed if he ever took a day off.

[Web-Head]

508: It should do fine against cats.

[Riven]

509. Bruce just wanted to catch the light.
510. Bruce doesn't watch a lot of television.
511. But when he's on television, he thinks it's damn good...

[The-Dark-Knight]

512. Batman likes the Tramps coat, he may want it back at a later date.

513. Falcone would like it to be known 'you can't touch me in here' but outside for $10, he'll do pretty much anything.

514. The Joker can do magic tricks, and as cool as it was David Copperfield is not worried.

515. The Joker would like to drive now.

[Conebone69]

516: Rachel is ugly

[Web-Head]

517: The Joker loves his job.