The Sarah Palin Thread (You can see Russia from this thread)

[RockSP]

you get SNL on a 3 hour delay? :huh:

Different time zones, dude.

[ShadowBoxing]

Don't reveal it! It's not one for another 3 hours hear in Cali... Who was in it though besides Palin?
Don't go into a Sarah Palin thread when you know she is appearing on live television at that moment. Isn't this kind of like going into a "Dark Knight review" thread and saying "don't spoil it"?

[gap5ewl]

you get SNL on a 3 hour delay? :huh:

I live in California which is three hours behind Eastern time. So it's only 8:50 here right now.

[gap5ewl]

Don't go into a Sarah Palin thread when you know she is appearing on live television at that moment. Isn't this kind of like going into a "Dark Knight review" thread and saying "don't spoil it"?

Not unless it isn't being shown for another 3 hours in your area.

[danoyse]

I agree. If they'd let her take on Tina's impression (like what they did with Amy Poehler and Hillary a few months ago), it would have been better for her...but it really wasn't much at all.

[StrainedEyes]

She didn't do anything, she looked uncomfortable, and it ended quickly. Why even go on SNL if you're not really going to join in on the joke about you? That's the whole point.

[ShadowBoxing]

Not unless it isn't being shown for another 3 hours in your area.
Still, we aren't going to not talk about it for your benefit. If you don't want to know, I wouldn't be looking at our posts right now.

[StrainedEyes]

I agree. If they'd let her take on Tina's impression (like what they did with Amy Poehler and Hillary a few months ago), it would have been better for her...but it really wasn't much at all.

Do you really think it was SNL's fault that the sketch amounted to nothing?

[danoyse]

Do you really think it was SNL's fault that the sketch amounted to nothing?

No, I think they probably had better sketches written with her in mind, but they had to work with what they had. And with Palin, that ain't much.

[ShadowBoxing]

I agree. If they'd let her take on Tina's impression (like what they did with Amy Poehler and Hillary a few months ago), it would have been better for her...but it really wasn't much at all.
Hell, do a sketch where Tina and Sarah stand to together and they fake being each other. Like have Sarah end up on the set of 30 Rock because everyone thinks she's Tina and she keeps trying to tell them "I'm Sarah Palin" but they just act like she's still doing her impression. Jesus, do something, seriously. What an ungrateful bit**. She obviously wanted to be there less than John McCain wanted to be in Vietnam.

[gap5ewl]

Still, we aren't going to not talk about it for your benefit. If you don't want to know, I wouldn't be looking at our posts right now.

Yes you god damn will because the world revolves around me damnit!!!!!!!!!:cmad::cmad::cmad:

[LostSon88]

This is clearly just another attempt to get her face out there for the soccer moms, Joe 6 packs, Mavericks...whatever the hell she calls them.

...and yet they slammed Obama for being a 'celebrity candidate' :whatever:

[StrainedEyes]

Wahlberg is kicking Palin's ass in the cameo department. That is what you do on SNL, you go on and be in on the joke that they have been making about you. She did not do that at all.

[danoyse]

Hell, do a sketch where Tina and Sarah stand to together and they fake being each other. Like have Sarah end up on the set of 30 Rock because everyone thinks she's Tina and she keeps trying to tell them "I'm Sarah Palin" but they just act like she's still doing her impression. Jesus, do something, seriously. What an ungrateful bit**. She obviously wanted to be there less than John McCain wanted to be in Vietnam.

I think Alec Baldwin wanted to be there even less. It was just an awkward sketch.

[danoyse]

Wahlberg is kicking Palin's ass in the cameo department. That is what you do on SNL, you go on and be in on the joke that they have been making about you. She did not do that at all.

Hey...say hi to your mother for me. :oldrazz:

That was pretty funny.

[ShadowBoxing]

Wahlberg is kicking Palin's ass in the cameo department. That is what you do on SNL, you go on and be in on the joke that they have been making about you. She did not do that at all.
And Wahlberg has no freaking sense of humor, and yet joked about himself. Apparently Sarah Palin is about as dense as a rock...it's sad when you're on a ticket with John McCain and he's the funny one.

[ShadowBoxing]

I think Alec Baldwin wanted to be there even less. It was just an awkward sketch.
He should have reprised that "phone message to his daughter" on Sarah Palin :D
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[danoyse]

I think Mark Walhberg's cameo tonight was much better than his entire performance in The Happening.

[LostSon88]

Wahlberg is kicking Palin's ass in the cameo department. That is what you do on SNL, you go on and be in on the joke that they have been making about you. She did not do that at all.

Wahlberg shows up?! Damn...that's pretty cool

And here I was thinking he was a stuck up douche that really wanted to knock Andy Samberg out.

...granted he probably still does deep down, but at least he can acknowledge that the whole sketch was all in good fun.

[StrainedEyes]

Wahlberg shows up?! Damn...that's pretty cool

And here I was thinking he was a stuck up douche that really wanted to knock Andy Samberg out.

...granted he probably still does deep down, but at least he can acknowledge that its all in good fun.

He shows up twice. And yeah, he might not enjoy the sketch they did, but he knows it's in fun and would rather be in on it then the brunt of it.

[Bathead]

I'm no fan of Palin's but, dang, people what did you expect? What she did was about what I figured she'd do. Make a token appearance so her supporters could point to it and say stuff, like "See! She has a sense of humor! You should vote for her now!"

[ShadowBoxing]

Geez, I mean couldn't she even do a stupid fluff sketch?

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm no fan of Palin's but, dang, people what did you expect? What she did was about what I figured she'd do. Make a token appearance so her supporters could point to it and say stuff, like "See! She has a sense of humor! You should vote for her now!"
Dude...John McCain hosted, and was funny. Hillary Clinton appeared, and made fun of herself. Mark freaking Wahlberg showed up in the same episode and was funny and made fun of himself.

Dude here is a sketch where John McCain says he "has the oldness to be President", talks about "jamming gaydar" and makes fun of opposing earmarks.
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Here is Hillary Clinton
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I mean c'mon. John McCain and Hillary "I have a male parts" Clinton are now officially funnier than you. That's sad.

[AndrewGilkison]

She was a little funnier in the Weekend Update sketch.

[StrainedEyes]

Ok, she came back during the Weekend Update.

Again, she didn't do much herself. But it was better then the first sketch... Though Amy Poehler had a lot to do with that. Palin can sort of nod her head to a beat well.

[danoyse]

Palin came back for Weekend Update--but she said that she wasn't going to do the sketch they wrote for her, and they tossed to Amy Poehler who did this whole Palin-rap thing. All Palin did for the remainder of the sketch was bop along and do 'raise-the-roof' moves.

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah...I saw it...wow :dry:

[StrainedEyes]

I wonder why she decided that she didn't really want to be involved in either sketch. She read the cue cards well, I'm sure if she had done more it would have been fine.

[LostSon88]

Palin came back for Weekend Update--but she said that she wasn't going to do the sketch they wrote for her, and they tossed to Amy Poehler who did this whole Palin-rap thing. All Palin did for the remainder of the sketch was bop along and do 'raise-the-roof' moves.

:wow: You're not serious are you?! OMG that's awesome!!! What a freakin' poor sport...

I hope they don't edit that out when they broadcast here in the west coast (which they do time to time)

[StrainedEyes]

:wow: You're not serious are you?! OMG that's awesome!!! What a poor sport...

I hope they don't edit that out when they broadcast here in the west coast (which they do time to time)

It was obviously planned that she would say she didn't want to do it.

[CaptainClown]

Dude...John McCain hosted, and was funny. Hillary Clinton appeared, and made fun of herself. Mark freaking Wahlberg showed up in the same episode and was funny and made fun of himself.

Dude here is a sketch where John McCain says he "has the oldness to be President", talks about "jamming gaydar" and makes fun of opposing earmarks.
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Here is Hillary Clinton
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I mean c'mon. John McCain and Hillary "I have a male parts" Clinton are now officially funnier than you. That's sad.
don't forget Janet Reno

[ShadowBoxing]

I wonder why she decided that she didn't really want to be involved in either sketch. She read the cue cards well, I'm sure if she had done more it would have been fine.
I kinda of wonder too. I mean this is her chance to show she's not a mean-spirited, racial rabble rousing bit** and she blows it:huh:. After months of bad press coming out and making fun of herself and celebrities could actually be good for her image. Why do you decide to do a show if you don't want to participate? She's worse than Paris Hilton.

[danoyse]

:wow: You're not serious are you?! OMG that's awesome!!! What a freakin' poor sport...

I hope they don't edit that out when they broadcast here in the west coast (which they do time to time)

Well, the whole 'deciding not to do the sketch' thing was scripted.

But she was just...there.

[ShadowBoxing]

don't forget Janet Reno
Good point. Again, did a funny sketch.

[LostSon88]

Ah, Paris Hilton...the one Tina Fey lovingly called a "piece of ****" after Hilton's host appearance.

I wonder what the SNL cast will think of Palin after this...

[ShadowBoxing]

:wow: You're not serious are you?! OMG that's awesome!!! What a freakin' poor sport...

I think that was a scripted part of update, but with her it's hard to tell :dry:

[LostSon88]

It was obviously planned that she would say she didn't want to do it.

Ah, gotcha.

Sorry...its still about 2 hrs away here in California.

[danoyse]

Dude...John McCain hosted, and was funny. Hillary Clinton appeared, and made fun of herself. Mark freaking Wahlberg showed up in the same episode and was funny and made fun of himself.


Let's not forget about "McCain Sings Streisand" on that same SNL episode:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeocOXQx_iU

Hilarious!

[ShadowBoxing]

Ah, Paris Hilton...the one Tina Fey lovingly called a "piece of ****" after Hilton's host appearance.

I wonder what the SNL cast will think of Palin after this...
I get the impression this will be the same. When you have to call Wahlberg to bring the funny for you, you know something is up.

[ShadowBoxing]

Let's not forget about "McCain Sings Streisand" on that same SNL episode:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeocOXQx_iU

Hilarious!
Yeah, that was great, I also loved his "Creepy Husband from Lifetime" sketch.

[gap5ewl]

I just saw it...it was pathetic. The only funny part was when Baldwin came on. She looked very uncomfortable.

[redfirebird2008]

I just saw it...it was pathetic. The only funny part was when Baldwin came on. She looked very uncomfortable.

I agree. They made a fool out of her. Did not give her any punch lines to say or anything. Very strange appearance. Usually a celebrity gets a chance to say something funny when they appear on the show. SNL has pretty much gone completely down the tubes in the humor department, but Fey's Palin skits were pretty funny. This one tonight, however, was a dud. Baldwin was the only part that was even close to being funny.

[ShadowBoxing]

I agree. They made a fool out of her. Did not give her any punch lines to say or anything. Very strange appearance. Usually a celebrity gets a chance to say something funny when they appear on the show. SNL has pretty much gone completely down the tubes in the humor department, but Fey's Palin skits were pretty funny. This one tonight, however, was a dud. Baldwin was the only part that was even close to being funny.
Mark Wahlberg though, was awesome in his appearances.

[danoyse]

I just saw it...it was pathetic. The only funny part was when Baldwin came on. She looked very uncomfortable.

I almost felt a little bad for her there because that's not too far off from what Alec Baldwin has actually said about her elsewhere.

[StrainedEyes]

Yeah, that was great, I also loved his "Creepy Husband from Lifetime" sketch.

:lmao: I saw that clip on youtube awhile ago, and had no idea what it had to do with McCain. I did not realize that was him, but I just watched it again.

McCain used to be a cool guy.

[redfirebird2008]

I almost felt a little bad for her there because that's not too far off from what Alec Baldwin has actually said about her elsewhere.

I agree. Though she's accusing Obama of being a terrorist. Screw it. You reap what you sow.

[danoyse]

I liked the joke on Weekend Update about Dan Quayle writing a letter to Palin saying "be yourself." They added, "Unfortunately, he spelled 'yourself' using three Ls and 6." :lmao:

[ShadowBoxing]

:lmao: I saw that clip on youtube awhile ago, and had no idea what it had to do with McCain. I did not realize that was him, but I just watched it again.
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"The door was open, shall I loofa your back?"
McCain used to be a cool guy.
Yeah:csad:

[ShadowBoxing]

I agree. Though she's accusing Obama of being a terrorist. Screw it. You reap what you sow.
How can you do that for weeks, and then go on SNL and NOT be funny. I mean seriously:whatever:

[StrainedEyes]

Now if SNL can parody Palin's appearance on SNL, everything would be right with the world.

[redfirebird2008]

LOL:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4577/palinzm0.gif

[ShadowBoxing]

LOL:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4577/palinzm0.gif
She's hot, but to me both her appearances proved something I probably already should have guessed from her proximity to the North Pole: she's an ice queen.

[Superman4ever]

Am I the only one that thought she was hot as hell dancing? Now keep in mind that someone sent me "Who's Nalin Palin" earlier today, but hot damn!

I want to do thing to her that would get me arrested in certain 3rd world countries and Alaska. :cmad:

[gap5ewl]

lol:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4577/palinzm0.gif

hott

[ShadowBoxing]

Am I the only one that thought she was hot as hell dancing? Now keep in mind that someone sent me "Who's Nalin Palin" earlier today, but hot damn!
See the post above. Yes, she was hot dancing.

[redfirebird2008]

Am I the only one that thought she was hot as hell dancing? Now keep in mind that someone sent me "Who's Nalin Palin" earlier today, but hot damn!

Yes she's hot. She's a MILF, no doubt about it. That's what's funny here. McCain's campaign was accusing Obama of being similar to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Looks like his running mate finds herself in that position now.

[Superman4ever]

She's hot, but to me both her appearances proved something I probably already should have guessed from her proximity to the North Pole: she's an ice queen.

Ah. My sister said the same thing...that she thought she was cold and snooty. I just though, BOOOOOIIIIINNNNNNGGGG! :grin:

[gap5ewl]

Yes she's hot. She's a MILF, no doubt about it. That's what's funny here. McCain's campaign was accusing Obama of being similar to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Looks like his running mate finds herself in that position now.

It's ashame she's a crazy Alaskan ice queen because her looks create warm feelings in my crotch area. :hehe:

[ShadowBoxing]

Ah. My sister said the same thing...that she thought she was cold and snooty. I just though, BOOOOOIIIIINNNNNNGGGG! :grin:
Yeah, I'd do very nasty, naughty, messy things to her, no doubt. Although, she strikes me as potentially one of those women who doesn't get into sex. That lack of a sense of humor is a real turn off to me.

[Superman4ever]

It's ashame she's a crazy Alaskan ice queen because her looks create warm feelings in my crotch area. :hehe:

No not me, my penis is a humanitarian. Hot crazy psychos are welcomed!

[redfirebird2008]

Yeah, I'd do very nasty, naughty, messy things to her, no doubt. Although, she strikes me as potentially one of those women who doesn't get into sex. That lack of a sense of humor is a real turn off to me.

Are you kidding? She's got 5 kids. She's been screwin' around quite a bit. :woot:

[ShadowBoxing]

I definitely don't discriminate based on political ideology. You're just going to have more trouble walking the next day if you're Republican.

[ShadowBoxing]

Are you kidding? She's got 5 kids. She's been screwin' around quite a bit. :woot:
True, but it could be that weird maternal, missionary, marriage sex I hear so much about.

[danoyse]

You are all sexist. :cmad:

[gap5ewl]

Yeah, I'd do very nasty, naughty, messy things to her, no doubt. Although, she strikes me as potentially one of those women who doesn't get into sex. That lack of a sense of humor is a real turn off to me.

Don't be so sure. It's always those conservative types who end up being the freaks in between the sheets. :cwink:

[redfirebird2008]

You are all sexist. :cmad:

This is a comic book fanboy website after all. :hehe:

[ShadowBoxing]

Don't be so sure. It's always those conservative types who end up being the freaks in between the sheets. :cwink:
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. I went to a college in a town that was the site of "Christian Exodus". Some girls were freaky once they put down their crosses and FCA manuals, others not so much.

[gap5ewl]

http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr186/wolfsorra/winkinpalinmu1.gif
You Betcha

[CaptainClown]

So hot, but not who I had envisioned to be the leader of my country.

[Exploding Boy]

No not me, my penis is a humanitarian. Hot crazy psychos are welcomed!
Seriously. No matter how hot someone is, if they were as stupid as she is, i couldnt do it.

[LostSon88]

LOL:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4577/palinzm0.gif

For a second, I could'a sworn that was Tina Fey.

[ShadowBoxing]

So hot, but not who I had envisioned to be the leader of my country.
Megan Fox is hot too, I just don't want her touching anything important anytime soon.

[redfirebird2008]

Megan Fox is hot too, I just don't want her touching anything important anytime soon.

LOL, what do you consider important though? :cwink:

[CaptainClown]

Megan Fox is hot too, I just don't want her touching anything important anytime soon.
I kind of want to see her as president just so I can say "I told you so" but then again we all would probably end up dead because we went to war with spain and russia.

[Paradoxium]

You know, part of me wants to see McCain win, die of a heart attack and watch Hilary's reaction just for the entertainment value :woot::up:

We had the likes of McCain, Romney, Obama and Clinton fighting it all out for the presidency in the last year or two, and we get... Palin :hehe:

[ShadowBoxing]

LOL, what do you consider important though? :cwink:Treaties, laws, taking phone calls, managing sh**, nuclear codes...those sorts of "important".

[redfirebird2008]

Treaties, laws, taking phone calls, managing sh**, nuclear codes...those sorts of "important".

I can think of one important thing that I wouldn't mind either Megan Fox or Sarah Palin touching. :woot::hehe:

[ShadowBoxing]

I can think of one important thing that I wouldn't mind either Megan Fox or Sarah Palin touching. :woot::hehe:
That's not important, every man just makes it out to be.

[redfirebird2008]

That's not important, every man just makes it out to be.

:hehe:

[gap5ewl]

You know, part of me wants to see McCain win, die of a heart attack and watch Hilary's reaction just for the entertainment value :woot::up:

We had the likes of McCain, Romney, Obama and Clinton fighting it all out for the presidency in the last year or two, and we get... Palin :hehe:

That would definatly be a one hell of a twist ending. But something tells me Hilary and her sisterhood of travelling pantsuits wouldn't take that sitting down.

[StrainedEyes]

Both parts are online.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/gov-palin-cold-open/773761/

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-palin-rap/773781/

[CaptainClown]

I don't know if I want to see it..

[Superman4ever]

^^ You want to see it!

[Manic]

Freaking west coast time. I finally just saw the Weekend Update segment.



Politicians need to stop appearing on SNL.

[Knives]

Christ. Mark Wahlbergs cameo was the funniest thing on there. Only place that clown of a candidate can show up that would make sense is the damn Cartoon Network.

[Manic]

Even then, she'd make for a horrible guest star on Scooby Doo.

[Superman]

She did OK on SNL. I thought McCain was funnier the other night at that dinner.

I have no doubt that her fans will be calling for a "Best Supporting Actress" Emmy thought, Just watch. :hehe: :hehe:

[CaptainClown]

She did OK on SNL. I thought McCain was funnier the other night at that dinner.

I have no doubt that her fans will be calling for a "Best Supporting Actress" Emmy thought, Just watch. :hehe: :hehe:
probably, after every debate they are convinced that they swept the floor with the democrat candidate.

[bunk]

She was pretty useless. The WU portion didn't even require her presence. All she did was reinforce the caricature of herself created by SNL and others. She also looked like she hated every minute she was there.

[rdh007]

She was good. She's a more natural performer than most.

Having said that, Marky Mark was clearly the best part.

[jaguarr]

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/10/the-odd-lies-18.html

19 Oct 2008 10:29 am
The Odd Lies Of Sarah Palin XI: Asking The Girls?

This is indeed odd. Here is Palin answering Hannity's question about her decision to accept the vice-presidency:

"It was a time of asking the girls to vote on it, anyway. And they voted unanimously, yes. Didn't bother asking my son because, you know, he's going to be off doing his thing anyway, so he wouldn't be so impacted by, at least, the campaign period here. So ask the girls what they thought and they're like, absolutely. Let's do this, mom."

But here's the official tick-tock of the announcement from McCain communications director Jill Hazelbaker on August 29:

"Later that morning, John McCain departed for Phoenix and Governor Palin departed with staff to Flagstaff, Arizona. Governor Palin, Kris Perry, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter proceeded to the Manchester Inn and Conference Center in Middleton, Ohio. They were checked into the hotel as the Upton Family. While there, Governor Palin’s children, who had been told they were going to Ohio to celebrate their parents’ wedding anniversary, were told for the first time that their mother would be a nominee for Vice President of the United States of America."

Here's the ADN story that claims that the pick was a total surprise to her family and children in Ohio. Here is more Palin from the Hannity interview:

PALIN: Well, I found out about the actual selection just a couple days before you guys all did. Getting that nod was quite an experience, of course, because I knew that Senator McCain and his team had been doing a heck of a lot of research and vetting of many names.

But according to the McCain campaign, it was not "a couple days" between her being asked and our finding out. It was one day. She was asked 11 am on Thursday and the pick became public Friday morning: one day. Moreover, Todd Palin insisted in an earlier interview that during that one day between the nod and the announcement, the girls were kept totally in the dark:

So this was Thursday morning. I wake them up at 5:00 o'clock in the morning, and I said, OK, hey, we're going on a surprise trip to celebrate your mom and I's anniversary, 20th anniversary. So give me your cell phones. Well, why do you want my cell phone? Because I know you're going to call people, and you might call mom and ask what's going on. So I said, Give me your cell phones. If there's any questions -- whoever wants to ask questions is going to stay at Grandma's house, so who's going?

So they gave me all their cell phones. And so later that day, Sarah called me -- or that morning, Sarah called me and then we were on a plane south.

Look: Palin can't have taken the "two days" between McCain's offer and the announcement to get the girls to vote on the question because a) it was one day, not two and b) because her husband and the McCain campaogn have already told us they were kept totally in the dark in the period after their mother had accepted McCain's offer. There was no time for them to vote and no vote could have been offered.

I know this is trivial, but the point is that there is a very powerful pattern here of Sarah Palin's difficulty with telling the truth. Here we have some clear facts and chronology about events in the public record that happened only a couple of weeks ago and Sarah Palin's stories are hopelessly contradictory. This is a pattern. She seems to have imagined a conversation that could not have taken place.

And the other weird detail, of course, is her dismissal of Track's views because he would be in Iraq "doing his thing." In fact, an active duty soldier would have plenty of reason to be consulted about the possibility of his mother becoming vice-president. It could compromise his ability to blend in, require possible extra security protection, and perhaps jeopardize his chance to be in combat. Think Prince Harry or McCain's sons whom he wisely keeps very much in the background.

Remember she also told Charlie Gibson that she instantly and unblinkingly said yes, when asked, to John McCain's offer for the veep slot. Either Palin lied to Gibson or she lied to Hannity. Take your pick.

If she lies about the trivial things...

jag

[Superman4ever]

WOW...

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...watch to the end!

[Superman4ever]

Obama compared to Charles Manson at McCain/Palin rally:

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Sign reads: Charles Manson was a Community Organizer.

McCain/Palin Hate we Can Believe in!

[ShadowBoxing]

I thought he was a serial killer...oh well, killer, organizer. Same difference.

[Ocramed]

If she lies about the trivial things...

jag

Yeah, just like Obama not REALLY knowing Ayers ("Oh, he's just some guy living in my neighborhood...") or not knowing Rev. Wright's political views ("He's just my spiritual mentor..."). Yep, Obama lies...JUST LIKE ANY OTHER POLITICIAN who has to tailor his or her message to be audience specific.

Grow up...

[jaguarr]

Yeah, just like Obama not REALLY knowing Ayers ("Oh, he's just some guy living in my neighborhood...") or not knowing Rev. Wright's political views ("He's just my spiritual mentor..."). Yep, Obama lies...JUST LIKE ANY OTHER POLITICIAN who has to tailor his or her message to be audience specific.

Grow up...

Obama's relationship with Ayers has been clarified a thousand times over. Just because you don't like the way reality fits into the way you'd like things to be doesn't make those clarifications any less true. And anyway, back to the original point, hey...what a liar Sarah is, eh?

jag

[terry78]

Behold the first shot of porn actress Lisa Ann in character in the new Hustler porno, "Nailin' Palin."

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/43358/original.jpg

[Charlie No-One]

Her Weekend Segment was hilar.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2827/olr7tvf7.gif

[terry78]

Her Weekend Segment was hilar.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2827/olr7tvf7.gif

I admit her lip-freak face in that shot is pretty hot.

[BlackLantern]

Behold the first shot of porn actress Lisa Ann in character in the new Hustler porno, "Nailin' Palin."

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/43358/original.jpg


god bless America...

[kane9321]

WOW...

07kO9TtHYzQ&eurl=http://frangry.tumblr.com/post/55187004/thedailywhat-terry-tate-hand-delivers-sarah

...watch to the end!


damnnnnn

[ShadowBoxing]

Behold the first shot of porn actress Lisa Ann in character in the new Hustler porno, "Nailin' Palin."

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/43358/original.jpg
They really should have gotten Tina Fey to do this as well:oldrazz:.

[kane9321]

Behold the first shot of porn actress Lisa Ann in character in the new Hustler porno, "Nailin' Palin."

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/43358/original.jpg

oh my:wow:

[Prison Mike]

^so...uh....when's that "film" coming out? :ninja:

[BlackLantern]

sometime in the next month or so.....and the actual title is "Who's Nailin' Palin?"

[terry78]

From Wiki:

Who's Nailin' Paylin? is an upcoming pornographic film produced by Hustler Video.[1] The movie will be a Governor Sarah Palin parody, intended for release on election day in the United States, November 4, 2008.[2] The shooting of the movie began on October 11, 2008. Actress Lisa Ann will star as the spoof Sarah Palin character, "Serra Paylin". The movie will also feature Jada Fire as a spoof Condoleezza Rice and Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton.



I am buying this ****, I don't give a **** how sleazy it makes me appear. :o

[BlackLantern]

I might pre-order it...

[RockSP]

I am buying this ****, I don't give a **** how sleazy it makes me appear. :o

Porn is a what...billion dollar industry? You're far from alone in your sleaziness.

[terry78]

I get the sneaking suspicion that if they don't win, this will be a collector's item.

[UA-Archangel]

Porn is a what...billion dollar industry? You're far from alone in your sleaziness.

I don't get why it's a billion dollar industry, when there is so much quality porn for free.

[BlackLantern]

it didn't start out as free...hard as it may be to believe, there was porn before the internet....

[UA-Archangel]

it didn't start out as free...hard as it may be to believe, there was porn before the internet....

It's always been free.

You can't tell me that you sneak-read those dirty magazines at your local drug store and then went ahead and paid for them.

[BlackLantern]

when I was growing up, most porn was either kept behind the register or right near it....and any adult bookstore cards anyone walking in

[Prison Mike]

From Wiki:

Who's Nailin' Paylin? is an upcoming pornographic film produced by Hustler Video.[1] The movie will be a Governor Sarah Palin parody, intended for release on election day in the United States, November 4, 2008.[2] The shooting of the movie began on October 11, 2008. Actress Lisa Ann will star as the spoof Sarah Palin character, "Serra Paylin". The movie will also feature Jada Fire as a spoof Condoleezza Rice and Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton.



I am buying this ****, I don't give a **** how sleazy it makes me appear. :o

thanks for the info.

[UA-Archangel]

when I was growing up, most porn was either kept behind the register or right near it....and any adult bookstore cards anyone walking in

I literally found my first exposure to porn walking across a farmer's field. A bunch of magazines stashed.

Those sheep were ba-ad.

[StrainedEyes]

Behold the first shot of porn actress Lisa Ann in character in the new Hustler porno, "Nailin' Palin."


There's already been promo photos and a teaser trailer, and if subscribers of Hustler.com can see clips. This is not the first shot of her.

She also doesn't even attempt to do the accent.

And I think she's kind of ugly.

The whole thing is quite silly.

[danoyse]

All right, enough with the porn movie... :whatever:

So now Palin is introducing "Ed the Dairyman" at her rallies. Is this a campaign anymore or an episode of Sesame Street?


VP candidate Palin introduces 'Ed the Dairyman'

By TIM KORTE
Associated Press Writer

ROSWELL, N.M. (AP) -- Joe the Plumber, meet Ed the Dairyman.

Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin spoke to a crowd of about 10,000 supporters Sunday in a Roswell airplane hangar, not only making a reference to Joe the Plumber, but alluding several times to "Ed the Dairyman" after seeing someone in the crowd holding a sign identifying himself that way.

She warned voters about Democratic plans to raise taxes "on America's hard-working families and our small businesses and a lot of folks just like Joe the Plumber and Ed the Dairyman out there."

Joe Wurzelbacher, a plumber from Holland, Ohio, became a media sensation last week when Republican presidential candidate John McCain referred to "Joe the Plumber" several times during a debate with Democrat Barack Obama.

Palin challenged the tax plan advocated by Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama, which she warned would expand government and "destroy jobs" by redistributing wealth.

"Barack Obama calls it spreading the wealth. Joe Biden calls higher taxes patriotic," Palin said. "But Joe the Plumber and Ed the Dairyman, I believe they think it sounds more like socialism.

"Friends, now is no time to experiment with socialism," she told the cheering crowd.

Palin, appearing near a big American flag and a large sign that read "Victory in New Mexico," hammered on energy policy, saying New Mexico shares a lot with Alaska when it comes to energy.

She called for drilling in the United States to reduce dependence on foreign oil and said all energy possibilities should be considered, including solar, wind, clean coal and offshore oil and gas drilling.

"Our opponents keep saying, 'No, no, no,' to sound and responsible energy solutions," she said. "Drilling in New Mexico and elsewhere can be an economic engine to provide jobs."

She drew cheers from the crowd when she said, "We'll drill here, we'll drill now."

McCain, she said, would cut business taxes, double child tax deductions for families and cut capital gains taxes.

Palin said McCain wants her to take the lead on helping families with special needs children. She was carrying her son Trig, who has Down syndrome, when she landed in Roswell to cheers from the crowd.

She began her remarks with a reference to her appearance on "Saturday Night Live" hours earlier, saying there was no place she would rather be than live from Roswell on Sunday afternoon.

Palin's visit to Roswell came two days after Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden appeared at a rally at the Mesilla plaza near Las Cruces, also in southern New Mexico.

[RockSP]

Ed the dairyman doesn't have a milker's license.

[Superman4ever]

^so...uh....when's that "film" coming out? :ninja:

It's already out. I watched it yesterday morning (someone sent it to me).

I didn't like it she was with 2 guys ("Russians"). I HATE the 2 guys one girl crap. They should have made this a POV that would have been awesome.

[spideyboy_1111]

can someone please lock her back up in area 51 while she's in Roswell?

[Superman4ever]

From Wiki:

Who's Nailin' Paylin? is an upcoming pornographic film produced by Hustler Video.[1] The movie will be a Governor Sarah Palin parody, intended for release on election day in the United States, November 4, 2008.[2] The shooting of the movie began on October 11, 2008. Actress Lisa Ann will star as the spoof Sarah Palin character, "Serra Paylin". The movie will also feature Jada Fire as a spoof Condoleezza Rice and Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton.



I am buying this ****, I don't give a **** how sleazy it makes me appear. :o

Oh then I must have seen the prequel or something.

[redfirebird2008]

It's already out. I watched it yesterday morning (someone sent it to me).

I didn't like it she was with 2 guys ("Russians"). I HATE the 2 guys one girl crap. They should have made this a POV that would have been awesome.

LOL so I take it you're a porn expert, eh?

[Superman4ever]

LOL so I take it you're a porn expert, eh?

LMAO. :O Have you seen my gifs?

What guy isn't?

[Immortalfire]

Her Weekend Segment was hilar.

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2827/olr7tvf7.gif

Throwin her hands in da air, like she juss don't care

[ShadowBoxing]

Throwin her hands in da air, like she juss don't care
I wonder if she'll be doing this when she loses the election.

[danoyse]

I wonder if she'll be doing this when she loses the election.

I know I will...

[The Senator]

[walks into thread]

[notices heterosexual men still find this woman attractive even though she's a total moron]

[sighs....leaves thread]

[CaptainClown]

[walks into thread]

[notices heterosexual men still find this woman attractive even though she's a total moron]

[sighs....leaves thread]
hey, we don't want her for her brain.

[Superman4ever]

[walks into thread]

[notices heterosexual men still find this woman attractive even though she's a total moron]

[sighs....leaves thread]

I'll have you know, sir, I want to punish her. There is a clear difference. :cmad:

[danoyse]

People really need to stop talking about porn films now... :cmad:

[BlackLantern]

Her intelligence has nothing to do with her attractiveness....she's all right to look at, but I wouldn't call her the next day or anything

[The Senator]

I'll have you know, sir, I want to punish her. There is a clear difference. :cmad:

Punish her by not voting for her. Not by having sex with her. God knows she does enough of that already.

[Superman4ever]

People really need to stop talking about porn films now... :cmad:

And you need to leave, woman! :cmad:

[Immortalfire]

People really need to stop talking about porn films now... :cmad:

For real.

[BlackLantern]

Punish her by not voting for her. Not by having sex with her. God knows she does enough of that already.

she does have like 12 kids....at least we know she puts out....HI YO!!!!

[Superman4ever]

Punish her by not voting for her. Not by having sex with her. God knows she does enough of that already.

But, the not-voting-for-her-punishment-sex is faux-naif comfort. :(

[p4poetic]

I live in New York City. I wonder if Palin would consider our state "pro-American".

Who am I kidding. We're probably the worst.

[walks into thread]

[notices heterosexual men still find this woman attractive even though she's a total moron]

[sighs....leaves thread]

I still don't know how she is attractive, not, sexy, or whatever she is said to be. She looks like your average 40 year old woman.

[Knives]

Good lord. There sure are a lot of starbursts shooting out in this thread. Why do men make this woman out to be the hottest thing since sliced bread? I mean really! She isn't THAT hot. AT ALL. She looks good for her age, THAT'S IT! I have no interest, or desire, or need, or want to see her naked or even THINK of shooting my own little starbursts at her or her image. Good lord! Give me Scarlett Johansson any day of the week and twice on sunday. So can we all please pull our zippers back up for a bit before everyone here explodes? Christ!

[Knives]

By the way that Terry Tate clip was hysterical!

[Marx]

So how 'bout Sarah Palin THE CANDIDATE?

[RockSP]

Good lord. There sure are a lot of starbursts shooting out in this thread. Why do men make this woman out to be the hottest thing since sliced bread? I mean really! She isn't THAT hot. AT ALL. She looks good for her age, THAT'S IT! I have no interest, or desire, or need, or want to see her naked or even THINK of shooting my own little starbursts at her or her image. Good lord! Give me Scarlett Johansson any day of the week and twice on sunday. So can we all please pull our zippers back up for a bit before everyone here explodes? Christ!

While I agree that she isn't all that...I assume the people who thinks she's so hot are really thinking "she's hot...for a politician". Most politicians are 500 year old walrus looking bastards.

[redfirebird2008]

So how 'bout Sarah Palin THE CANDIDATE?

Is that meant to be a punchline? I think it is. Sarah Palin the Candidate = pretty good one liner. :woot:

[jaguarr]

Good lord. There sure are a lot of starbursts shooting out in this thread. Why do men make this woman out to be the hottest thing since sliced bread? I mean really! She isn't THAT hot. AT ALL. She looks good for her age, THAT'S IT! I have no interest, or desire, or need, or want to see her naked or even THINK of shooting my own little starbursts at her or her image. Good lord! Give me Scarlett Johansson any day of the week and twice on sunday. So can we all please pull our zippers back up for a bit before everyone here explodes? Christ!

I tend to agree with you on this one. She's attractive for a politician, but good grief....some people are acting like they just discovered they could get a boner and it's all thanks to her. And besides, the moment she starts talking any attractiveness she might have goes completely down the toilet. She's a moron, a hate mongerer and quite possibly a racist. Whoever said "punish her by not voting for her" had the right idea. She's an attention whore and going back to Alaska defeated and trying to recover from the damage she's done to her political relationships in that state by the things she's done while campaigning for VP, fading off into obscurity once again is fitting for her.

jag

[Marx]

PALIN SAYS VOTERS 'IRRITATED' BY ROBOCALLS
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/19/palin-says-voters-irritated-by-robocalls/

[CaptainClown]

PALIN SAYS VOTERS 'IRRITATED' BY ROBOCALLS
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/19/palin-says-voters-irritated-by-robocalls/
oh wonderful, now Palin is contradicting what McCain's platform is doing...

[Knives]

Oh? HAH! How soon before McCain comes running out saying she didn't actually mean that, and it was a gotcha question that made her say this, or that it was a hot day, and she was referring to the heat that was irritating voters and not the robocalls?

[The Senator]

Norm Coleman is trying to save his ass by speaking out against these calls... nothing would be more humiliating for him than to lose to a comedian... which all recent polls indicate is what will happen...

[spideyboy_1111]

XbbcVNOMqSk this makes me sad :( and ashamed to be originally from ohio

[redfirebird2008]

Norm Coleman is trying to save his ass by speaking out against these calls... nothing would be more humiliating for him than to lose to a comedian... which all recent polls indicate is what will happen...

Can you imagine Franken in the Senate? Holy crap. If only he had gotten in there while Cheney and Bush were still in power. After all the things he's said about them, that would be hilarious to watch him interact with those two guys.

[CaptainClown]

Can you imagine Franken in the Senate? Holy crap. If only he had gotten in there while Cheney and Bush were still in power. After all the things he's said about them, that would be hilarious to watch him interact with those two guys.
I actually think Franken might do something in the senate.

[StrainedEyes]

XbbcVNOMqSk this makes me sad :( and ashamed to be originally from ohio

:facepalm Unbelievable.

"My views might hurt my employer's business."

Yeah, well your name is being broadcast you idiot, not being on camera isn't going to help.

[Fading]

PALIN SAYS VOTERS 'IRRITATED' BY ROBOCALLS

I have never been so confused by a president and VP team before. There are rumors about Palin & McCain having a falling out. Repeatedly McCain has said something, and Palin does the opposite. Part of me says she sees things going south and is using what's left of McCain's spotlight to propel herself for a 2012 run. However if she's speaking out against the robocalls to make herself look less negative and aggressive....why are her rallies more negative and aggressive than McCain's himself?

Really, I'm confused. None of what they do anymore makes sense. It's like McCain and Palin both have split personalities and are in la la land. They have a rope tied around their waists, are attached to eachother, and trying to run in opposite directions which is neither of them anywhere.

They're so Mavericky they can't even agree with their own plans, let alone eachother.

[CaptainClown]

I have never been so confused by a president and VP team before. There are rumors about Palin & McCain having a falling out. Repeatedly McCain has said something, and Palin does the opposite. Part of me says she sees things going south and is using what's left of McCain's spotlight to propel herself for a 2012 run. However if she's speaking out against the robocalls to make herself look less negative and aggressive....why are her rallies more negative and aggressive than McCain's himself?

Really, I'm confused. None of what they do anymore makes sense. It's like McCain and Palin both have split personalities and are in la la land. They have a rope tied around their waists, are attached to eachother, and trying to run in opposite directions which is neither of them anywhere.

They're so Mavericky they can't even agree with their own plans, let alone eachother.
Its called the "shotgun strategy" They will say a bunch of different views and hope that it will hit some independent voters who don't cover everything.

[Superman]

[walks into thread]

[notices heterosexual men still find this woman attractive even though she's a total moron]

[sighs....leaves thread]

It's a guy thing. :oldrazz::cwink::hehe::hehe:

[Hobgoblin]

[walks into thread]

[notices heterosexual men still find this woman attractive even though she's a total moron]

[sighs....leaves thread]

What? You've never met a guy that was a total moron but you wanted to sleep with anyway? :huh::oldrazz: We're talking meaningless sex, not "Hi Mom and Dad, meet Sarah."

It's a guy thing. :oldrazz::cwink::hehe::hehe:
jman is a guy too. :o

[Superman]

What? You've never met a guy that was a total moron but you wanted to sleep with anyway? :huh::oldrazz: We're talking meaningless sex, not "Hi Mom and Dad, meet Sarah."


jman is a guy too. :oYeah, I know... It was a joke.:oldrazz:

[redfirebird2008]

[walks into thread]

[notices heterosexual men still find this woman attractive even though she's a total moron]

[sighs....leaves thread]

Primal urges trump everything in life. :hehe:

[Hobgoblin]

Yeah, I know... It was a joke.:oldrazz:

Whoops. :o

[The Senator]

Yeah, I know... It was a joke.:oldrazz:

You know, Slim got banned for implying I was a woman... just sayin'... :o

[The Senator]

What? You've never met a guy that was a total moron but you wanted to sleep with anyway? :huh::oldrazz: We're talking meaningless sex, not "Hi Mom and Dad, meet Sarah."

All the men I've wanted to have sex with could actually list several important foreign policies which emerged in the past several decades, as well as two Supreme Court cases they disagreed with. :o

[Motown Marvel]

as a heterosexual male...palin makes me crave c*ck.

[redfirebird2008]

actually list several important foreign policies which emerged in the past several decades, as well as two Supreme Court cases they disagreed with. :o

Something tells me TODD, Sarah's beloved snowmobile-riding husband, does not fall into this category. :hehe:

[The Senator]

as a heterosexual male...palin makes me crave c*ck.

As a homosexual male... she just makes me crave more of it.

[Shifty]

:facepalm Unbelievable.



I know. The guy can't even spell Hussein properly.

[Motown Marvel]

As a homosexual male... she just makes me crave more of it.

i'll call you if i ever find myself within visual distance of palin.

[Superman]

You know, Slim got banned for implying I was a woman... just sayin'... :oWhat? I can't joke with a gay friend?:csad:

[redfirebird2008]

So now the thread has done a 180.

[Walks into thread]

[Sees homo-erotic convo between JMan and MoTown]

[Leaves thread]

LOL

[Hobgoblin]

All the men I've wanted to have sex with could actually list several important foreign policies which emerged in the past several decades, as well as two Supreme Court cases they disagreed with. :o
So even something meaningless has to involve someone that knows these things? Wow, you have some high standards. It must be hard enough to meet a gay man, much more so to meet one that knows anything about the legislative branch of government. Politics and government are not usual topics of conversation, imo. There are more differences between gays and straights than I thought.

Anyway, before I have to infract myself for taking the thread off topic: I cant believe that a "shotgun strategy" would work. Conservatives are smart enough to listen to what both people on their ticket say. I havent met anyone that likes Sarah Palin. I cant see her running for Pres in '12. It would be a farce, even more than it is now.

[Lightning Strykez!]

LOL:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4577/palinzm0.gif

I saw the skits, and um, all I can say is...yeah, this woman could be the next potential president of the United States.

Think about it. :dry:

[Lightning Strykez!]

What? You've never met a guy that was a total moron but you wanted to sleep with anyway? :huh::oldrazz: We're talking meaningless sex

:lmao:

Personally I try to limit those kinds of interractions. Although there was that one UPS driver jock that I honestly could've left for dead afterwards. He refused to take off his boots. :dry:

[redfirebird2008]

So, apparently the First Dude got caught on camera holding a sign that says, "Charles Manson was a community organizer."

http://minnesotaindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/colemanpalin.jpg

You stay classy, Todd.

[ShadowBoxing]

[walks into thread]

[notices heterosexual men still find this woman attractive even though she's a total moron]

[sighs....leaves thread]
It's not like I'm going to call her back or give her my real name...geez, give me some credit:cmad:

[Superman]

So, apparently the First Dude got caught on camera holding a sign that says, "Charles Manson was a community organizer."

http://minnesotaindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/colemanpalin.jpg

You stay classy, Todd.I don't think so. It look like Todd is just behind a sign that someone is holding in the crowd.

[redfirebird2008]

Heh, I think you are right.

[Marx]

So, apparently the First Dude got caught on camera holding a sign that says, "Charles Manson was a community organizer."

http://minnesotaindependent.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/colemanpalin.jpg

You stay classy, Todd.

It looks like it's just a sign in the crowd that he happens to appear behind when on stage. Regardless, this is more proof of the ignorance at these rallies.

[Shifty]

Jon Stewart to Sarah Palin: '[Expletive] You.'

EDIT: (Video edited for language--enjoy the censored version below:)

"He (McCain) made an interesting vice presidential choice.

I like the woods...I just don't know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.

She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that's the part of the country she really likes going to because that's the pro-America part of the country.

You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly...[expletive] you.

I've never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they're saying something and how terrible what they're saying is.

Don't ya know, Obama, by golly, he just is a terrorist? What? Oh, you know, he just, gosh, kills babies, you know.

I'm so over the idea that only small-town America is the heart and soul. Small-town America is fine, but it's the same as cities. Cities are just a lot of towns piled on top of each other in one place.

They have this whole thing that somehow we can write off entire swaths of the country, that we are somehow...I get it. You know, New York City wasn't good enough for [expletive] Osama bin Laden, it better be good enough for you.

I can't take it anymore. After eight years of this divisiveness, we're back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.

I get it. I'm from New York. We have a lot of gay people. But homosexuals don't have sodomy on Russian flags."

[The Senator]

So now the thread has done a 180.

[Walks into thread]

[Sees homo-erotic convo between JMan and MoTown]

[Leaves thread]

LOL

It is not homoerotic to describe an obvious motif of homosexuality :o

[The Senator]

What? I can't joke with a gay friend?:csad:

Who says we're friends? :oldrazz: :cwink:

[Superman4ever]

Hahaha...

5nfa0H2HSEs

...:D

[C.F. Kane]

Jon Stewart to Sarah Palin: '[Expletive] You.'
(video edited)

"He (McCain) made an interesting vice presidential choice.

I like the woods...I just don't know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.

She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that's the part of the country she really likes going to because that's the pro-America part of the country.

You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly...[expletive] you.

I've never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they're saying something and how terrible what they're saying is.

Don't ya know, Obama, by golly, he just is a terrorist? What? Oh, you know, he just, gosh, kills babies, you know.

I'm so over the idea that only small-town America is the heart and soul. Small-town America is fine, but it's the same as cities. Cities are just a lot of towns piled on top of each other in one place.

They have this whole thing that somehow we can write off entire swaths of the country, that we are somehow...I get it. You know, New York City wasn't good enough for [expletive] Osama bin Laden, it better be good enough for you.

I can't take it anymore. After eight years of this divisiveness, we're back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.

I get it. I'm from New York. We have a lot of gay people. But homosexuals don't have sodomy on Russian flags."

:woot:

Hopefully after this election we can start getting away from the "they're not real Americans" style of campaigning. Hopefully.

[CaptainClown]

:woot:

Hopefully after this election we can start getting away from the "they're not real Americans" style of campaigning. Hopefully.
I am actually starting to believe that is what might happen. I believe if this huge support against "real" american style continues, this strategy will seldom be seen.

[p4poetic]

I was bored and made this

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2340181

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/19/128689509109854668.jpg

They have this whole thing that somehow we can write off entire swaths of the country, that we are somehow...I get it. You know, New York City wasn't good enough for [expletive] Osama bin Laden, it better be good enough for you.

!!!

[Etienne]

It looks like it's just a sign in the crowd that he happens to appear behind when on stage. Regardless, this is more proof of the ignorance at these rallies.
Meh...it goes both ways some Obama supporters have been saying "Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor."

[p4poetic]

Meh...it goes both ways some Obama supporters have been saying "Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor."

How is that ignorance?

It wasn't an Obama supporter who first said that. I remember, it was a comment on a blog that somebody pointed out after the RNC. This was when Palin first made her stump speech and she and Rudy Giuliani pretty much discredited and snorted at the thought of being a "community organizer" as if you have no responsibilities, its nonsense, etc. and how being a small town mayor/governor made her more qualified.

So hence the observation -- well Jesus Christ was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor, right? I guess a few Obama supporters kind of ran with it, but yes. I'll try and find the link to the original post.

edit. There you go. Mudflats (http://mudflats.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/palin-palooza-wrap-up/). This is where it was originally read. It was a comment quoted from MH& http://www.metafilter.com. Here's the specific entry: metafilter.com/74487/Sarah-Palin-as-McCains-runningmate. I'm sure if you carefully scroll down and search for it you can find the comment somewhere, but there's a lot of comments to sift through since then, as that was nearly 3 months ago.

[Marx]

Meh...it goes both ways some Obama supporters have been saying "Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor."

There is a big difference between Jesus Christ and Charles Manson SMF.

[RockSP]

Heh. I was about to ask what "SMF" was for.

[Superman4ever]

Palin breaks with McCain on gay marriage amendment

NEW YORK — Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin says she supports a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage, a break with John McCain who has said he believes states should be left to define what marriage is. In an interview with Christian Broadcasting Network, the Alaska governor said she had voted in 1998 for a state amendment banning same sex marriage and hoped to see a federal ban on such unions.

"I have voted along with the vast majority of Alaskans who had the opportunity to vote to amend our Constitution defining marriage as between one man and one woman. I wish on a federal level that's where we would go. I don't support gay marriage," Palin said. She said she believed traditional marriage is the foundation for strong families.

McCain, an Arizona senator, is supporting a ballot initiative in his state this year that would ban gay marriage. But he has consistently and forcefully opposed a federal marriage amendment, saying it would usurp states' authority on such matters.

As governor, Palin vetoed a bill that would have denied benefits to the partners of gay state employees. In a debate with Democratic rival Joe Biden, Palin said she was "tolerant" of gays and said she supported certain legal protections for same-sex couples, like hospital visitation rights.

In the CBN interview, Palin also said she would speak out if she heard a supporter at a rally yell violent or threatening comments about Barack Obama, the Democratic presidential nominee.

"What we have heard through some mainstream media is that folks have hollered out some atrocious and unacceptable things like 'kill him,'" Palin said, referring to a Washington Post story two weeks ago about angry supporters at a Palin rally in Florida. "If I ever were to hear that standing up there at the podium with the mike, I would call them out on that, and I would tell these people, no, that's unacceptable."

CBN released excerpts of the interview Monday and planned to broadcast it in its entirety Tuesday.

Palin also claimed religion and God had been "mocked" during the campaign, although she offered no evidence to support that.

"Faith in God in general has been mocked through this campaign, and that breaks my heart and that is unfair for others who share a faith in God and choose to worship our Lord in whatever private manner that they deem fit," she said.

Palin is a conservative Christian who was baptized and grew up attending Pentecostal churches. In September, Obama defended Palin's religious beliefs and said it would be "offensive" to portray her faith as strange or wrong.

Palin also reaffirmed her view that Obama had been "palling around with terrorists" because of his association with Bill Ayers, a 1960s-era radical who helped found the violent Weather Underground group to protest the Vietnam war. The group was responsible for bombings of several government buildings.

"I would say it again," she said.

Ayers and Obama live in the same Chicago neighborhood and have served together on charity boards. Ayers also hosted a house party for Obama when he was first running for the Illinois state Senate.


http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20081020/Palin.Gay.Marriage/

[Marx]

Heh. I was about to ask what "SMF" was for.

I often abbreviate longer usernames. :cwink:

[danoyse]

Jon Stewart just went beserk on the whole "real America" Sarah Palin comments on tonight's Daily Show. :lmao:

He even had Jason Jones interviewing people in Wasilla--one person went so far to say how they're better than NY by using 9/11 as an example. :cmad:

[CaptainClown]

Jon Stewart just went beserk on the whole "real America" Sarah Palin comments on tonight's Daily Show. :lmao:

He even had Jason Jones interviewing people in Wasilla--one person went so far to say how they're better than NY by using 9/11 as an example. :cmad:
They are better then NY cause they weren't attacked?

[Hobgoblin]

Jon Stewart just went beserk on the whole "real America" Sarah Palin comments on tonight's Daily Show. :lmao:

He even had Jason Jones interviewing people in Wasilla--one person went so far to say how they're better than NY by using 9/11 as an example. :cmad:

I dont get it. What does 9-11 have to do with Wasilla being "better" than NYC? I dont see how Alaska can be better than anywhere. Sure the scenery is fastastic, but men outnumber women 10 to 1. They actually want women from the lower 48 to move up there.

[ShadowBoxing]

They also are the "rape capital" of the United States as shown in that report.

[UA-Archangel]

I dont get it. What does 9-11 have to do with Wasilla being "better" than NYC? I dont see how Alaska can be better than anywhere. Sure the scenery is fastastic, but men outnumber women 10 to 1. They actually want women from the lower 48 to move up there.

For some men, that's like a buffet. :woot:

[ShadowBoxing]

Jon Stewart just went beserk on the whole "real America" Sarah Palin comments on tonight's Daily Show. :lmao:

He even had Jason Jones interviewing people in Wasilla--one person went so far to say how they're better than NY by using 9/11 as an example. :cmad:
I kind of missed the very beginning of the 9/11 interviewee, could you fill me in on what he said exactly?

[BatMatt]

That although the destruction was in a "big town" it was felt everywhere

[ShadowBoxing]

That although the destruction was in a "big town" it was felt everywhere
Ah, that makes sense, because when I walked back in I heard Jason Jones saying "...but the destruction happened there...and all the people died". Then he responded with something about economics, blah blah.

[danoyse]

He said something about how New Yorkers walk past people laying in the street and that's not how they act in their town. He asked for an example, he said 9/11, because they felt that there. The economy was affected.

Never mind the death and destruction and utter chaos that we had to go through. :cmad:

[ShadowBoxing]

That's definitely retarded thing for someone to say. Thank you for filling me in danoyse (et all):up:

[danoyse]

He also talked to someone else who said he was a churchgoer, then started pointing out the naked pictures of his wife and girlfriends he had tattooed on his arm. :whatever:

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah, I saw that one. The tattoos were all women he cheated on apparently.

[danoyse]

I've worked in Manhattan for 12 years now. Trust me, you don't want to stop to help people lying in the street, unless you want to get the crap kicked out of you.

[UA-Archangel]

I've worked in Manhattan for 12 years now. Trust me, you don't want to stop to help people lying in the street, unless you want to get the crap kicked out of you.

Where is your sense of humanity.

You just can't let sleeping people lie.

[ShadowBoxing]

I lived in the heart of Boston, same logic applies.

[Bathead]

I dont get it. What does 9-11 have to do with Wasilla being "better" than NYC? I dont see how Alaska can be better than anywhere. Sure the scenery is fastastic, but men outnumber women 10 to 1. They actually want women from the lower 48 to move up there.

It's because there are those who believe because NY is such a den of iniquity, 9-11 was a punishment from God. In other words, NY deserved it, dontcha know.

[danoyse]

Where is your sense of humanity.

You just can't let sleeping people lie.

Yes you can. Come to any city and you'll learn that real quick. I saw plenty of the same when I was in London earlier this month.

[Shifty]

He said something about how New Yorkers walk past people laying in the street and that's not how they act in their town. He asked for an example, he said 9/11, because they felt that there. The economy was affected.

Never mind the death and destruction and utter chaos that we had to go through. :cmad:

You forgot about the best part of the report. The interview with the current female mayor of the Meth Capital of Alaska. Expect her in 2016 as VP! She can hold staff meetings... and sign cheques.

[Superman]

He also talked to someone else who said he was a churchgoer, then started pointing out the naked pictures of his wife and girlfriends he had tattooed on his arm. :whatever:

Yeah, I saw that one. The tattoos were all women he cheated on apparently.Did you two take a look at the guy with the tattoos? He may wish he could get women that look like the ones in his tattoos but there is no way in hell the "hot" women in those tattoos ever dated that guy.

I'm betting that he was looking at a Playboy one night, Saw two pretty girls in there and thought he would put them on his arms and tell everyone that he "Dated them". :o :hehe:

[StrainedEyes]

I've worked in Manhattan for 12 years now. Trust me, you don't want to stop to help people lying in the street, unless you want to get the crap kicked out of you.


Oh the crazy people that wander the streets on NYC. I don't like them.

[ShadowBoxing]

Did you two take a look at the guy with the tattoos? He may wish he could get women that look like the ones in his tattoos but there is no way in hell the "hot" women in those tattoos ever dated that guy.

I'm betting that he was looking at a Playboy one night, Saw two pretty girls in there and thought he would put them on his arms and tell everyone that he "Dated them". :o :hehe:
I said in another thread I thought the women had been idealized. He mentioned something in the interviewing of them not looking very much like the actual women.

[jaguarr]

You forgot about the best part of the report. The interview with the current female mayor of the Meth Capital of Alaska. Expect her in 2016 as VP! She can hold staff meetings... and sign cheques.

I was in absolute shock at how moronic that woman was. Jones asked her if being mayor of a small town like Wasilla prepares someone to be VP of the United States and she said "Unequivocably, yes!". So then he whips out questions about the kind of decisions she makes regarding the fire department ("Oh, we don't have a fire department in Wasilla"), so then he switches to school systems ("Oh, we don't do schools in Wasilla"), so then he says well, pick any social service then ("Oh, we don't do social services in Wasilla"). This prompts him to ask "Oh, so...what do you do?". The woman looked like she wanted to crawl out of her skin and leave the planet. LOL! She hmm'd and hawed and couldn't come up with anything for a very long period of time and then finally said that they have a staff meeting every Monday and on Thursdays she signs the checks. And that prepares her to be VP of the U.S.? :lmao:


http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188638&title=understanding-real-america-in

jag

[jaguarr]

I said in another thread I thought the women had been idealized. He mentioned something in the interviewing of them not looking very much like the actual women.

He says that one of them looks almost exactly like Palin, actually. :hehe:

jag

[BlackLantern]

it's best to leave the homeless be....they like it that way....

[jaguarr]

it's best to leave the homeless be....they like it that way....

Yeah, you're sort of asking for trouble is you mess with the homeless or crazy people on the streets in a big city. If you really want to help them, donate to the shelters and programs that are in place to assist them.

jag

[sinewave]

Jon Stewart to Sarah Palin: '[Expletive] You.'

EDIT: (Video edited for language--enjoy the censored version below:)

"He (McCain) made an interesting vice presidential choice.

I like the woods...I just don't know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.

She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that's the part of the country she really likes going to because that's the pro-America part of the country.

You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly...[expletive] you.

I've never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they're saying something and how terrible what they're saying is.

Don't ya know, Obama, by golly, he just is a terrorist? What? Oh, you know, he just, gosh, kills babies, you know.

I'm so over the idea that only small-town America is the heart and soul. Small-town America is fine, but it's the same as cities. Cities are just a lot of towns piled on top of each other in one place.

They have this whole thing that somehow we can write off entire swaths of the country, that we are somehow...I get it. You know, New York City wasn't good enough for [expletive] Osama bin Laden, it better be good enough for you.

I can't take it anymore. After eight years of this divisiveness, we're back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.

I get it. I'm from New York. We have a lot of gay people. But homosexuals don't have sodomy on Russian flags."

it's ironical :cwink: that a lot of conservatives ***** and moan about the "coastal elites" and mock entire parts of the country for being snooty, then turn around and say that "real" americans live in small towns and rural communities.

[Hobgoblin]

it's ironical :cwink: that a lot of conservatives ***** and moan about the "coastal elites" and mock entire parts of the country for being snooty, then turn around and say that "real" americans live in small towns and rural communities.

Bingo. People are naturally snotty like that.

[The Incredible Hulk]

Yeah, you're sort of asking for trouble is you mess with the homeless or crazy people on the streets in a big city. If you really want to help them, donate to the shelters and programs that are in place to assist them.

jag

I enjoy paying them in booze to fight each other...

[jaguarr]

I enjoy paying them in booze to fight each other...

If you're going to do that, tell them that the winner will get a pack of smokes if they kill their opponent. It makes the action much more intense.

jag

[sinewave]

I enjoy paying them in booze to fight each other...

that's cruel. :csad:

i offer to help warm them if it's cold by providing a steamy golden shower. hey-o!

[The Incredible Hulk]

If you're going to do that, tell them that the winner will get a pack of smokes if they kill their opponent. It makes the action much more intense.

jag

I do that on ocassion, but I also require them to scream "FATALITY!" or else they dont get the whole pack

[jaguarr]

I do that on ocassion, but I also require them to scream "FATALITY!" or else they dont get the whole pack

Understandable. Without rules, we are simply just barbaric heathens.

jag

[Lightning Strykez!]

LOL

I am positively lawling over Jon Stewart telling Sarah Palin to go f*** herself. Tell us how you REALLY feel Jon! :p

[Shifty]

I was in absolute shock at how moronic that woman was. Jones asked her if being mayor of a small town like Wasilla prepares someone to be VP of the United States and she said "Unequivocably, yes!". So then he whips out questions about the kind of decisions she makes regarding the fire department ("Oh, we don't have a fire department in Wasilla"), so then he switches to school systems ("Oh, we don't do schools in Wasilla"), so then he says well, pick any social service then ("Oh, we don't do social services in Wasilla"). This prompts him to ask "Oh, so...what do you do?". The woman looked like she wanted to crawl out of her skin and leave the planet. LOL! She hmm'd and hawed and couldn't come up with anything for a very long period of time and then finally said that they have a staff meeting every Monday and on Thursdays she signs the checks. And that prepares her to be VP of the U.S.? :lmao:


http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188638&title=understanding-real-america-in

jag

Think a greater sign of stupidity is agreeing to be interviewed by Jason Jones of The Daily Show, a comedy program. Where was the 'Gotcha Media' interviewing this woman? Jones just won another Peabody for the TDS with his coverage from Wasilla. Jones was kind and didn't ask her what newspapers she reads.

[Shifty]

LOL

I am positively lawling over Jon Stewart telling Sarah Palin to go f*** herself. Tell us how you REALLY feel Jon! :p

Later he did.

We're all a little chafed here about this whole 'some parts of the country are real and American' and other parts are not. This weekend I was performing at Northeastern and I just read the statement that Sarah Palin had made about the 'pro-American' parts of the country and I...in response to that, I think I might have said, you know, '**** you!' That's just my way of saying that I think that's a profanity to say, and I was answering with a profanity. But it's not really fair, and it makes it seem like I'm just addressing Governor Palin about this, and I'm not, it's just this whole entire theme that there's more American areas, or some people love the country, some people don't. So what I meant to say is, '**** all y'all.'"

[BlackLantern]

the more I think about this "real America" thing, the more it ticks me off....are you telling me that a cab driver in NYC, who came here from another country, and is busting his ass to maybe achieve a better life is not a "real american"....that's total ********.....

[Marx]

the more I think about this "real America" thing, the more it ticks me off....are you telling me that a cab driver in NYC, who came here from another country, and is busting his ass to maybe achieve a better life is not a "real american"....that's total ********.....

That's pretty much the argument being made. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon13.gif

[DorkyFresh]

the more I think about this "real America" thing, the more it ticks me off....are you telling me that a cab driver in NYC, who came here from another country, and is busting his ass to maybe achieve a better life is not a "real american"....that's total ********.....

not if he's a damn Muslim! *shakes fist angrily*

[jaguarr]

the more I think about this "real America" thing, the more it ticks me off....are you telling me that a cab driver in NYC, who came here from another country, and is busting his ass to maybe achieve a better life is not a "real american"....that's total ********.....

I think it goes even beyond that. It's essentially McCain/Palin saying "WE and our supporters are Real Americans. Anyone outside of that is not a Real American". It's disgusting and divisive.

jag

[Marx]

I think it goes even beyond that. It's essentially McCain/Palin saying "WE and our supporters are Real Americans. Anyone outside of that is not a Real American". It's disgusting and divisive.

jag

Hence, the 'Country First' banner. :whatever:

[BlackLantern]

I have been on the fence about this election for a very, very long time....but this crap might be the one that makes me jump to a side....

[BMM]

the more I think about this "real America" thing, the more it ticks me off....are you telling me that a cab driver in NYC, who came here from another country, and is busting his ass to maybe achieve a better life is not a "real american"....that's total ********.....

Except on 9/11. New Yorkers are American on that day.

[Marx]

Except on 9/11. New Yorkers are American on that day.

Not according to those interviewed by 'The Daily Show' on the streets on Wasilla, Alaska.

[BMM]

Not according to those interviewed by 'The Daily Show' on the streets on Wasilla, Alaska.

I'm afraid to watch that clip.

[jaguarr]

Hence, the 'Country First' banner. :whatever:

I think they mean "Real Country First", which only includes people who support and are voting for McCain/Palin. Everyone else doesn't count as they aren't Real Americans and aren't a part of this Real Country. Really. For real.

jag

[jaguarr]

I have been on the fence about this election for a very, very long time....but this crap might be the one that makes me jump to a side....

Then clearly you aren't a Real American, Dude.

jag

[BlackLantern]

can i still tell Sarah Palin to kiss my real ass??

[The Incredible Hulk]

We're all "real Americans." Some of us just admit that we're not perfect and want to correct our mistakes. Others want to think we do no wrong and our **** doesn't stink no matter how we act.

[jaguarr]

can i still tell Sarah Palin to kiss my real ass??

As long as you tell her to aim for the real middle with her real tongue, absolutely.

jag

[sinewave]

I have been on the fence about this election for a very, very long time....but this crap might be the one that makes me jump to a side....

you're just now noticing this behavior? it's been going on for the last 8 years under bush. it might have been slightly more subtle, but it's been happening.

[BlackestNight]

As long as you tell her to aim for the real middle with her real tongue, absolutely.

jag

:wow: Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spideyboy_1111]

can i still tell Sarah Palin to kiss my real ass??

you have a fake ass?

[jaguarr]

:wow: Ewwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, please. I wasn't even being REAL gross about it. :whatever:

jag

[Bathead]

Except on 9/11. New Yorkers are American on that day.

Not according to some. Some prominent right-wing religious figures have said NY got hit because it was full of gays and sinners and deserved 9-11.

[DorkyFresh]

I think they mean "Real Country First", which only includes people who support and are voting for McCain/Palin. Everyone else doesn't count as they aren't Real Americans and aren't a part of this Real Country. Really. For real.

jag
they should change their slogan to "Country Folk First".

[Marx]

I'm afraid to watch that clip.

It's definately worth checking out. Especially since Governor Palin seems to think that DC could 'learn a thing or two' from Wasilla Main Street.

I think they mean "Real Country First", which only includes people who support and are voting for McCain/Palin. Everyone else doesn't count as they aren't Real Americans and aren't a part of this Real Country. Really. For real.

jag

They're definately going have to be more specific. There is clearly two different America's being discussed nowadays.

As long as you tell her to aim for the real middle with her real tongue, absolutely.

jag

:lmao:

Not according to some. Some prominent right-wing religious figures have said NY got hit because it was full of gays and sinners and deserved 9-11.

Those people would be the same idiots that said 'teh gayz' brought on the destruction of New Orleans when Katrina hit. http://www.superherohype.com/forums/images/smilies/icon13.gif

[Bathead]

Exactly.

[USMC]

I understand when people want to fix America's problems, but whenever I hear Americans bashing America, it just grinds my gears... :cmad:

[Lightning Strykez!]

As long as you tell her to aim for the real middle with her real tongue, absolutely.

jag

:lmao: As hot as that sounds, Sarah Palin kills the fantasy for me. :(

[Lightning Strykez!]

the more I think about this "real America" thing, the more it ticks me off....are you telling me that a cab driver in NYC, who came here from another country, and is busting his ass to maybe achieve a better life is not a "real american"....that's total ********.....

That about sums it up. Now let's make a song about it!

"If you're a bigot and you know it clap your hands!" >clap! clap!<

[Marx]

That about sums it up. Now let's make a song about it!

"If you're a bigot and you know it clap your hands!" >clap! clap!<

:funny:

[Schlosser85]

Real Americans like Palin's buddies in Alaska who want to secede?