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DarknessOfDeath
10-06-2008, 01:32 PM
Spermicide Coke, stale chips research wins Ig Nobels


By Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A researcher who figured out that Coke explodes sperm and scientists who discovered that people will happily eat stale chips if they crunch loudly enough won alternative "Ig Nobel" prizes Thursday.


Other winners included physicists who found out that anything that can tangle, will tangle and a team of biologists who ascertained that dog fleas jump farther than cat fleas.


The Ig Nobels honor real research, but are meant as a funny alternative to next week's deadly serious Nobel prizes for medicine, chemistry, physics, economics, literature and peace.


Awarded by the editors of the Annals of Improbable Research, a scientific humor magazine, the prizes are based on published research, some intended to be humorous but often not. Usually the "honored" researchers go along with the joke.


Deborah Anderson of Boston University Medical Center and colleagues were awarded the chemistry prize for a 1985 study published in the New England Journal of Medicine that found Coca-Cola kills sperm.


She said she was serious in testing the soft drink because women were using it in a douche as a contraceptive and, later, to try to protect themselves from the AIDS virus.



"It definitely wouldn't work as a contraceptive because sperm swims so fast," Anderson said. But Coke made with sugar quickly kills sperm, she said, probably because sperm soak it up. "The sperm just kind of explode," she said in a telephone interview.


It kills the AIDS virus too, she said.


The Ig Nobel committee made up a "nutrition prize" to go to Massimiliano Zampini of the University of Trento, Italy and Charles Spence of Britain's Oxford University, who tricked people into thinking they were eating fresh potato chips by playing them loud, crunching sounds when they bit one.

The biology prize goes to a French team that found dog fleas can jump higher than cat fleas, while the medicine prize was awarded to a team at Duke University in North Carolina who showed that high-priced placebos work better than cheap fake medicine.


Dorian Raymer of the Scripps Institution in San Diego and a colleague won the physics prize for demonstrating mathematically why hair or a ball of string will inevitably tangle itself in knots.


The peace prize was given to the Swiss Federal Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology for adopting the legal principle that plants have moral standing and dignity. There is a website explaining this: http://www.ekah.admin.ch/en/topics/dignity-of-creation/index.html (http://www.ekah.admin.ch/en/topics/dignity-of-creation/index.html).


A team at The University of Sao Paulo in Brazil won a special archaeology prize for showing how an armadillo can mess up an archaeological dig.

The economics prize went to researchers at the University of New Mexico who learned that a professional lap dancer earns bigger tips when she is most fertile, while David Sims of Cass Business School in London won the literature prize "for his lovingly written study 'You Bastard: A Narrative Exploration of the Experience of Indignation within Organizations'," the committee said.


Past winners include the creator of the plastic pink flamingo, a researcher who recorded a mallard duck sodomizing a dead drake and a doctor who cured hiccups by applying digital rectal massage.


(Reporting by Maggie Fox, editing by Anthony Boadle)




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Eggyman
10-06-2008, 01:34 PM
This is very interesting. I actually have chance to test this right now. In my left hand, I have a glass of coke; in my right hand . . . well, enough about what's in my right hand.

I'll post results later :)

JustABill
10-06-2008, 01:44 PM
This is very interesting. I actually have chance to test this right now. In my left hand, I have a glass of coke; in my right hand . . . well, enough about what's in my right hand.

I'll post results later :)
That's only vaguely as exciting as AC Slatering. :(

Addendum
10-06-2008, 01:49 PM
So does Coke work only on ejaculated sperm, or does it also work on the sperm in the testes?

Zephyr Alexian
10-06-2008, 01:53 PM
^Unless you have a microscope Eggyman, that's pointless.

This news isn't surprising; Coke cleans the acid off of my car battery better than some of the generic over the counter products. If it can do that, a lot of things wouldn't stand up to it.

Eggyman
10-06-2008, 01:55 PM
You saying I need a microscope to see my thing?! :cmad:

Zephyr Alexian
10-06-2008, 01:57 PM
Sperm are microscopic.

Immortalfire
10-06-2008, 01:58 PM
Guess I'm never having children.

THE MR. TERRIFIC
10-06-2008, 01:59 PM
I've got 3 kids already. I'm good.:word:

Eggyman
10-06-2008, 01:59 PM
Guess I'm never having children.

Cherry flavoured dead sperm FTW?

chaseter
10-06-2008, 01:59 PM
And all this time I thought they liked to drink it :(

Eggyman
10-06-2008, 02:00 PM
Sperm are microscopic.

Well we shouldn't hold it against them. :rolleyes:

TEDDY
10-06-2008, 02:03 PM
That's only vaguely as exciting as AC Slatering. :(

"AC Slatering"? Who the hell names stuff after Save by the Bell characters?


:huh:

Zephyr Alexian
10-06-2008, 02:03 PM
Well we shouldn't hold it against them. :rolleyes:

How do you plan on seeing if they explode without a device for magnification?

I actually have chance to test this right now.

Unless the j/k went over me like a 747 non-stop cross country affair, I took you seriously.:O

Eggyman
10-06-2008, 02:06 PM
"AC Slatering"? Who the hell names stuff after Save by the Bell characters?


:huh:

:eek:

How did you not see the thread a while back on A C Slatering?

You must search for it. It was a good en!

Edit: Zephyr, we should not mention this again.

Immortalfire
10-06-2008, 02:06 PM
How do you plan on seeing if they explode without a device for magnification?

The Egg knows.

Zephyr Alexian
10-06-2008, 02:14 PM
Okay. I guess he'll crack the case.

Ronny Shade
10-06-2008, 02:19 PM
Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.

BatSpider
10-06-2008, 02:22 PM
Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.
so ive heard many times

AndThePickles
10-06-2008, 02:25 PM
Not surprising...soda in general is so awful for you.

DarknessOfDeath
10-06-2008, 02:28 PM
Well, I don't drink a whole lot of soda than I used to... but I guess I'll have to give it up entirely to save my precious spermies!!

04nbod
10-06-2008, 03:33 PM
Coke kills aids?!

but of course on the hype the little guys come first. No innuendo meant.

Ronny Shade
10-06-2008, 03:35 PM
Imagine if Coke was the cure for AIDS. They'd make even MORE money :o

OctaviusINC
10-06-2008, 03:46 PM
Well then, gentlemen, everyone drink a coke or ten because the last thing we need in this world is more people.

King of Kings
10-06-2008, 04:08 PM
This is very interesting. I actually have chance to test this right now. In my left hand, I have a glass of coke; in my right hand . . . well, enough about what's in my right hand.

I'll post results later :)

^Unless you have a microscope Eggyman, that's pointless.

This news isn't surprising; Coke cleans the acid off of my car battery better than some of the generic over the counter products. If it can do that, a lot of things wouldn't stand up to it.

You saying I need a microscope to see my thing?! :cmad:

:woot: Thats just gave me my biggest laugh of the day.

Lighthouse
10-06-2008, 04:15 PM
I wonder if I should switch to Coke. It'd be cheaper and more satisfying than a vasectomy.

04nbod
10-06-2008, 06:40 PM
I wonder if I should switch to Coke. It'd be cheaper and more satisfying than a vasectomy.

I hear the gas it pents up in your stomach makes people fat. True its fat people that say this so maybe its no reliable

Prison Mike
10-06-2008, 06:50 PM
Oh no! Just last week, I was sitting with my laptop on my lap while drinking coke! All my men must be dead.

Beanjuice
10-06-2008, 07:07 PM
Woohoo!!! saving money on condoms :)!

Honey Vibe
10-06-2008, 07:56 PM
...We need better urban legends :csad:

Captain Planet!
10-06-2008, 08:03 PM
Tubular!

Nirvana
10-06-2008, 08:21 PM
I've heard this before. No surprise at all.

Hobgoblin
10-06-2008, 08:49 PM
I've heard that Snapple lowers a sperm count as well. So I wonder what would happen if a woman used Coke as a chemical contraceptive before sex and the guy was a Snapple fanatic.

*imagines*

Alex The Great
10-07-2008, 08:19 PM
I''ve tried this and nothing really happened. Though I had to take a shower after :csad::o

michephantom
10-07-2008, 09:44 PM
Now a lot of stupid people are going to try and use Coke as a contaception. More women are going to go in and see the doctor because they got irritated trying to use Coke.
Plus, I bet everybody in Africa will be trying to use Coke to keep from getting AIDs (and fail, of course).

Spidey-Bat
10-07-2008, 11:19 PM
Thread is wrong
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/sperm.asp

Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.

Wrong
http://www.snopes.com/medical/potables/mountaindew.asp

rizzo51
10-08-2008, 12:21 AM
..... hmmm, i would be even more entertained if gatorade killed sperm.. "is it in you?"

cryptic name
10-08-2008, 12:29 AM
pretty much anything kills aids and sperm, now if drinking it had this kind of effect, then this might be interesting

Mike_D202
10-08-2008, 02:43 AM
So the cure for AIDS is...coke? :confused:

StrainedEyes
10-08-2008, 02:53 AM
Mythbusters tested this and proved it false.