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Alchemyst
10-11-2008, 11:45 PM
List the most cringeworthy moments in films that you have watched, you can also give a description of the scene for those of us who may not have watched the particular film.

Batman and Robin - When Mr. Freeze's thugs where singing that stupid Christmas song. The suit up scene, the bat-credit card.

Street Fighter - When Ryu shot his "fireball" and that lame ass shoryuken uppercut ken did

Mortal Kombat Annihilation - Baraka got knocked off of the cage and somehow it showed Rain falling into the pit. Johny Cage's shadow kick, every scene with Shao Kahn, Shinnok's appearance.

Doctor Jones
10-12-2008, 09:58 AM
Every single moment in Batman and Robin. Though I can't remember a time when I laughed and cringed at the same time.

Spider-Man 3 - the damn news reporter lady

Nirvana
10-12-2008, 12:18 PM
- Shia swinging with monkeys
- Spidey landing right in front of that huge American Flag
- "Any last words?" from the Abomination
- The "Thank You Fantastic Four" party scene

Dr Strange
10-12-2008, 03:39 PM
Peter Parker dancing in the street, Batman and Robin the whole movie but the worst bit "what killed the dinosaurs the ice age!" no, no it didnt.

bullets
10-12-2008, 03:57 PM
- Shia swinging with monkeys
- Spidey landing right in front of that huge American Flag
- "Any last words?" from the Abomination
- The "Thank You Fantastic Four" party scene


I didn't think the shia swinging with the monkeys was that bad or even that long to notice enough. the cgi gophers were more cringe inducing.

I agree that the flag scene was a but too much . The worst part of Spiderman 3 for me was emo peter attacking brock at the bugle.

bullets
10-12-2008, 05:57 PM
Renee Zellweger in Apaloosa lloks as if she is sucking a lemon the entire movie.

ttotheusher
10-12-2008, 06:02 PM
Darth Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

^
An entire franchise and the coolest villian of all time ruined in one word. Nice going.

PoppaRotzi
10-13-2008, 11:56 AM
ANY film by Jean-Claude Van Damme.

SPIDER-MAN-ROX
10-13-2008, 12:16 PM
Just the thought of how the glass killed Rosalie Octavius in Spider-Man 2 was a cringeworthy moment for me.

kez1984
10-13-2008, 01:01 PM
iVIZYDuMY10

:csad:

Doctor Jones
10-13-2008, 01:09 PM
iVIZYDuMY10

:csad:

Oh God. I forgot about that. :csad:

Kable24
10-13-2008, 02:18 PM
I love the street fight from Rocky 5, although it was a bit anticlimactic compared to other Rocky movies.

Kable24
10-13-2008, 02:21 PM
The flaming skull in 2004's Punisher is cringe worthy for me.
In the rerelease of Return of the Jedi where the extended singing performance in Jabba's Palace. God, I hate that.

The Lizard
10-13-2008, 02:29 PM
Han Solo saying "Laugh it up, fuzz-ball!" to Chewie in Empire Strikes Back.

I thought it was hilarious when I was a kid, but it's unbearable now.

Knightsaber Priss
10-13-2008, 04:04 PM
Oh God. I forgot about that. :csad:

I'm believe Sly Stallone would want you to forget about that whole movie in general.

Anyways, the whole East Houston, Idaho Redneck bits in Superman II are a blemish on an otherwise good movie. Richard Donner did not plan on filming it at all. It was Richard Lester's take on what Americana is. Donner's vision was much more dramatic and less cheesy for those intended acts of villainy by Zod earlier on in the movie.

Double Down
10-13-2008, 04:15 PM
[as New Yorkers battle the Green Goblin, who's attacking Spider-Man]
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004605/): Leave Spider-Man alone! You're gonna pick on a guy trying to save a bunch of kids?
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859257/): Yeah, I got something for your ass! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004605/): You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.


So bad. Movies should neve pander like that.

BlackLantern
10-13-2008, 05:51 PM
The baseball bat beating in the end of 'Casino'
The writing in 'Batman Returns'....easily the worst written film of that decade....

raindog13
10-13-2008, 05:57 PM
That jazz sequence in Spider-Man 3. Don't remember hearing laughter in the theatre, which just made it feel all the more uncomfortable. Also, if I remember correctly the scene correctly, the end of Mortal Kombat 2.

Gilpesh
10-13-2008, 05:58 PM
Street Fighter.... it ended.

Double Down
10-13-2008, 06:03 PM
Jar Jar

The Jester
10-13-2008, 06:21 PM
[as New Yorkers battle the Green Goblin, who's attacking Spider-Man]
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004605/): Leave Spider-Man alone! You're gonna pick on a guy trying to save a bunch of kids?
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859257/): Yeah, I got something for your ass! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004605/): You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.


So bad. Movies should neve pander like that.

I actually love that part.


In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, i hated the part where they were introducing the other schools, and the one with all the girls came in and did that happy sigh thing.. I dont know how to explain it =\

Doctor Jones
10-13-2008, 07:39 PM
The baseball bat beating in the end of 'Casino'
The writing in 'Batman Returns'....easily the worst written film of that decade....

What?! The script was much better than B89. I even prefer B89. But it was a very clever script.

Doctor Jones
10-13-2008, 07:42 PM
[as New Yorkers battle the Green Goblin, who's attacking Spider-Man]
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004605/): Leave Spider-Man alone! You're gonna pick on a guy trying to save a bunch of kids?
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859257/): Yeah, I got something for your ass! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004605/): You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.


So bad. Movies should neve pander like that.

Good God. Don't you understand? 9/11 just happend then. A reason why the put the American flag bit in.

arachnid-guy
10-13-2008, 07:48 PM
It still doesn't make it any less cringeworthy.

Double Down
10-13-2008, 07:53 PM
Good God. Don't you understand? 9/11 just happend then. A reason why the put the American flag bit in.

That's why I said they were pandering. It made me cringe.

Joker
10-13-2008, 09:57 PM
It still doesn't make it any less cringeworthy.

They did it again on the train in Spider-Man 2, standing up to the villain to protect Spider-Man. But at least Doc Ock pwned them all in that scene, whereas Goblin just stood there and took their abuse and them throwing stuff at him.

Double Down
10-13-2008, 10:08 PM
It made the Goblin look week.

hippie_hunter
10-14-2008, 12:54 PM
Man sandwich from Catwoman.

Lunar_Wolf
10-14-2008, 04:44 PM
Dancing Peter Parker

Tommy Lee Jones from Batman Forever

Storm Cloud from FF2

Game scene from Freddy's Dead

RabbitSamurai
10-14-2008, 05:00 PM
I'm amazed no one's mentioned Margot Kidder's "can you read my mind" monologue in S:TM. Even for a film of that era, that was just too cornball.

Doctor Jones
10-14-2008, 08:46 PM
I'm amazed no one's mentioned Margot Kidder's "can you read my mind" monologue in S:TM. Even for a film of that era, that was just too cornball.

The kids in my school use it to death and just kill it. You know, those Hip-Hop looking kids? When they say that word, now that's cringeworthy.

cerealkiller182
10-14-2008, 09:37 PM
I'm amazed no one's mentioned Margot Kidder's "can you read my mind" monologue in S:TM. Even for a film of that era, that was just too cornball.

agreed, one of the worst scenes ever

In Spiderman 3 emo Peter walking down the street and dancing outside the store

-Arya-
10-14-2008, 09:46 PM
-Nearly every scene in Batman Forever and Batman and Robin.

-Most of the scenes in Spiderman 3 (especially when Peter cries :o)

-Every scene in White Chicks (my god what an atrocity that was!)

-Everything in Robocop 2 and 3


Thats all I can think of for now

WompuM
10-14-2008, 10:57 PM
Field of Dreams, when Kevin Costner is about to play ball with his dad. "Oh my god. I had only seen him years later when he was worn down by life."

God I hate that.

"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!"

Tremors 4

Halle Berry in X3.

Topher Grace in Spider-Man 3.

Hocus Pocus.

SPIDER-MAN-ROX
10-14-2008, 11:02 PM
Superman 3,4 & 5.

RabbitSamurai
10-15-2008, 10:22 AM
-Everything in Robocop 2


Even the scene where he talks to his wife? I thought that part was really good.

Hush
10-15-2008, 12:00 PM
"Hold me Annie like you did by the lake on Naboo" Dear lord iw as young and I knew that was ****.

RabbitSamurai
10-15-2008, 12:06 PM
"Hold me Annie like you did by the lake on Naboo" Dear lord iw as young and I knew that was ****.

Just the nickname Annie is pretty cringeworthy.

Kable24
10-15-2008, 12:20 PM
Star Wars Episode III - anytime a droid said ouch when it got hit or kicked or made a stupid sound like jibberish. They are friggin droids!!!!!

Lunar_Wolf
10-15-2008, 06:02 PM
Star Wars Episode III - anytime a droid said ouch when it got hit or kicked or made a stupid sound like jibberish. They are friggin droids!!!!!
The droids are even more stupid in the animated cartoon that's on now. I swear whoever designed these droids should be sent to hoth to die slowly in the snow.

cerealkiller182
10-15-2008, 06:11 PM
Transformers- Bumblebee pees on government agent. Only part of the movie I didnt like.

Double Down
10-15-2008, 06:18 PM
The Kathy Bates nude scene in About Schmidt.

TLH
10-16-2008, 09:32 PM
Halloween (1987) when Lynda is babbling on about how she always forgets her textbooks. She says the word "books" a dozen times in under 30 seconds.

Most of Spider-Man 3.

SPIDER-MAN-ROX
10-16-2008, 11:12 PM
Halloween (1987) when Lynda is babbling on about how she always forgets her textbooks. She says the word "books" a dozen times in under 30 seconds.

Most of Spider-Man 3.

Halloween came out in 77 not 87.:oldrazz:

TLH
10-16-2008, 11:29 PM
Halloween came out in 77 not 87.:oldrazz:

Actually, it was 78, not 77. :oldrazz:

I mixed up the digits. Simple error.

Zephyr Alexian
10-17-2008, 12:45 AM
Spider-man 3: When Gwen Stacey's Dad doesn't seem to care that his daughter is about to die.

The Punisher: The scene where Travolta(poorly miscast) asks his wife what she wants in order to appease her for the death of her son.

Batman Forever: "We can't kill him. He won't learn nothin'." :down Dishonorable mention for "Caffeine with kill ya!":huh: . . . ha ha, he, ho, ah, ha, hee, ho-haa, and I thought my jokes were bad.

Hancock: The moment when he finally learns about his past. (the film decides to kill itself with a clarity that the viewer shouldn't have been curious to unravel - It was funnier when he was a disgruntled drunk.)

Return of the Jedi: Because Lucas tried to sell us on the idea<when Leia reveals that Luke is her brother so he doesn't start sobbing a corner out of sadness> that a guy like Han Solo would ever be intimidated by Fluke, concerning Leia.:down

Green Street Hooligans: Awesome film. Elijah Wood going primal in the first soccer mob fight was a little unbelievable.

The Da Vinci Code: When Langdon actually figures out who the real villain was, having him react like he had a pulse would've been nice. The character wasn't that reserved at every moment in his life.

Dead Man's Chest: The ending scene where that crazy witch lady tells our heroes that Jack Sparrow is alive; at this point in the 2 1/2hr trailer that I'd just watched, I wanted his death.:(

Batman Begins: I love this film, but the part where Rachel gives her little 'Gotham is rotting' informative speech is funny to me. Holmes voice doesn't come across as authoritative or enlightening. Just pesky and dogmatic in a 'girly girly' palm, palm sort of way.:down Ugh. However, the last scene in the cold did make up for that.:o

Ultraviolet: The beginning William Shatner-esque "I'm from. . a. . .world. . . that. . . you . . . may not. . . unde. . . r. . . stand." Fichter's part was pretty good in it, and the film has great cinematography, but it's even better when it's muted.:o

christhn
10-17-2008, 05:36 AM
The Kathy Bates nude scene in About Schmidt.

We have a winner!

RabbitSamurai
10-17-2008, 12:10 PM
Return of the Jedi: Because Lucas tried to sell us on the idea<when Leia reveals that Luke is her brother so he doesn't start sobbing a corner out of sadness> that a guy like Han Solo would ever be intimidated by Fluke, concerning Leia.:down


When did this happen? :huh:

Also, in Alien 3 when Ripley is telling the prisoners what Weylan-Yutani thinks of them, she uses the words, "They think we're...we're crud!" Sounds really out of place after ninety minutes of almost non-stop swearing and an attempted rape scene.

TLH
10-17-2008, 02:33 PM
We have a winner!

And a loser. Us. Now we have to live with that image burned into our minds.

lou2099
10-17-2008, 03:51 PM
Darth Vader: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
An entire franchise and the coolest villian of all time ruined in one word. Nice going.I'd agree with you if not for one thing, he was
Force-demolishing everything around him.

Dope Nose
10-17-2008, 05:08 PM
another Spider-man 3 scene - the woman on stage who grabs her head and rocks back and forth during the Key to the City ceremony.

wish I could find a better clip -
XPmubxYfIf8

Doctor Jones
10-17-2008, 06:05 PM
another Spider-man 3 scene - the woman on stage who grabs her head and rocks back and forth during the Key to the City ceremony.

wish I could find a better clip -
XPmubxYfIf8

Oh, God. Thanks. Now that's the only thing I'm going to see each time I see that. Christ, what the hell was she thinking? Someone should make an avvy of that though. :woot:

TLH
10-17-2008, 07:45 PM
Overacting extras ftw. :o

RogueDK
10-24-2008, 09:26 AM
Peter Parker in the jazz club scene of SM3

Mutt swinging with the monkies in Indy 4

Jason and the thug on the piano in Superman Returns

Topher Grace as Eddie Brock. The Brock I remember from the comics was not that effeminate. :whatever:

Symbiotic
10-24-2008, 09:34 AM
Every "Ditkovich's daughter" scene from Spidey 2 & 3.

Zephyr Alexian
10-24-2008, 11:19 AM
When did this happen? :huh:


You know. . .when Leia reassuringly says "He's my brother." The whole bit that preceded it.

I Am The Knight
10-24-2008, 11:20 AM
The Special Edition Jabba's Palace Sequence - Return Of The Jedi. Ugh!

Mr. Fantastic shows us his sleek stretchy-moves on the dance floor - FF: ROTSS

Spritle and Chim Chim rockin' it at Royalton Industries - Speed Racer

"That's not good! OK THAT'S NOT GOOD!" - The Dark Knight

I Am The Knight
10-24-2008, 11:22 AM
Repeat offender: Lando doing his weirdo dancing on Endor at the end - Return Of The Jedi

"Wesa free!" - Return Of The Jedi

Burping scene - Return Of The Jedi

Luke feels "cool" after Leia kisses him - The Empire Strikes Back

I Am The Knight
10-24-2008, 11:40 AM
Pink Monkey Dancing - Batman & Robin

"You mess with one of us, you mess with ALL of us!" - SM1

"Me esta haciendo enojar. No le gustaria cuando estoy enojado" - Hulk. Ughhh...

Lunar_Wolf
10-24-2008, 12:06 PM
The Special Edition Jabba's Palace Sequence - Return Of The Jedi. Ugh!

Mr. Fantastic shows us his sleek stretchy-moves on the dance floor - FF: ROTSS

Spritle and Chim Chim rockin' it at Royalton Industries - Speed Racer

"That's not good! OK THAT'S NOT GOOD!" - The Dark Knight
Let's not forget ''Have a nice trip, see you next fall'' line:csad:

Union Jack
10-24-2008, 03:58 PM
the girl back flipping around then kicking a velocerapter out of a window in jurassic park 2 (i think it was 2!)

XXX - god that was a bad film...tho XXX2 was worse!

batman and robin - all of arnie's scenes...all the scene in matter of fact!

spiderman 1,2,3 - tobey maguire blubbing all the damn time...
spidey 3 - topher grace as venom...what made them pick him?? the film being disjointed and frankly quite boring and pointless.

superman returns - the child being supermans...

any film with dakota fanning..

Lunar_Wolf
10-24-2008, 06:28 PM
Highlander 2-They are from space:huh:

Spider-Man 3: Ancor woman and ''cool beans'' line

Symbiotic
10-24-2008, 09:49 PM
Speaking of Spidey 3 once again, the kid who said "Wicked Cool!" Yeah, the kid before him that said "Awesome!" didn't bother me nearly as much.

RoboAmish
10-24-2008, 09:58 PM
Casino Royale product placement

Vesper: Rolex?
Bond: Omega...
Vesper: Beautiful


:dry:

Sentinel X
11-04-2008, 08:41 PM
Cringeworthy scenes in movies I LOVE:

Halloween 1978 - Jamie Lee Curtis's line:
[high pitched tone] Oh the KEEEEYZZ!! OH THE KEYZZZZ!!!! [/high pitch tone]


The Color Purple:
Seale's sisters line after she is literally thrown out the house:
WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-AH!!!???!!?!? *with melodramatic face*


Those scenes are funny :hehe:

Symbiotic
11-04-2008, 09:04 PM
The fat emo girl explaining what she saw in Ghost Rider.

Double Down
11-04-2008, 09:11 PM
Steve Carell choosing Catherine Keener over Elizabeth Banks in the "40-year-old Virgin." You ALWAYS choose the young, sexually-adventurous hottie over the unattractive grandma who chews you out and makes you sell your toys.

BeserkerHilf
11-05-2008, 12:13 AM
I won't say I wouldn't choose Banks, but Keener's pretty goddamn hot.

Space Moose
11-05-2008, 11:06 AM
[as New Yorkers battle the Green Goblin, who's attacking Spider-Man]
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004605/): Leave Spider-Man alone! You're gonna pick on a guy trying to save a bunch of kids?
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859257/): Yeah, I got something for your ass! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!
New Yorker on Bridge (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004605/): You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.


So bad. Movies should neve pander like that.
Crappy post 9/11 patriotism. At least put it in a movie without spandex.

Double Down
11-05-2008, 11:56 AM
^ I hated it the first time, it's gotten worse over time.

Space Moose
11-06-2008, 09:31 PM
The Dark Knight

"Things are worse that EV-ER!!!"

Although the movie sucked.

Steve Rogers
11-06-2008, 09:46 PM
The entire 67 hours of The Dark Knight commenting on post 9/11 America.

When Morgan Freeman resigns because Batman wants to listen in on cell phones did it for me. That was the point where I wanted my money back.

I Am The Knight
11-06-2008, 10:04 PM
Wow.

Kable24
11-07-2008, 12:33 PM
ok then...


Just saw Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls.
The refrigerator/nuke scene.

Octoberist
11-07-2008, 01:37 PM
I think the fridge scene was bad; but the Shia with the Monkey scene was TEN TIMES worst. Because i was friggin' embarressed to watch it.

Octoberist
11-07-2008, 01:37 PM
Oh, God. Thanks. Now that's the only thing I'm going to see each time I see that. Christ, what the hell was she thinking? Someone should make an avvy of that though. :woot:

what am i missing. I couldn't see it..

Double Down
11-07-2008, 01:46 PM
I think the fridge scene was bad; but the Shia with the Monkey scene was TEN TIMES worst. Because i was friggin' embarressed to watch it.

Both were terrible. SO bad.

I Am The Knight
11-07-2008, 01:47 PM
What's so terrible about Mutt swinging?

Octoberist
11-07-2008, 02:02 PM
omg........wow. it's like the worst scene in the movie because it's too over the top.

I can buy a kid sword fighting a trained Russian soldier on two jeeps on unpaved roads. Whatever.

But swinging...with monkeys. From vine to vine. Indiana Jones has always been cartoony to a degree but this is flat out Looney Tunes.

Kable24
11-07-2008, 02:08 PM
It was a bit over the top even for an Indiana Jones movie and the whole interdimensional (aliens) was a bit much, but I know what they were going for.

I'd like to edit out the Fridge scene, the prairie dogs, monkeys, Mutt's swinging and sword fighting.

I Am The Knight
11-07-2008, 02:09 PM
Personally I thought the aliens were much more over the top than the swinging.

Steve Rogers
11-07-2008, 02:13 PM
Yeah, the fridge scene in Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was pretty stupid. It seemed really out of place and, to me, felt like I was watching a deleted scene from the DVD where you go, "Oh, I see why they cut it from the film."

Sloth7d
11-07-2008, 09:24 PM
The refrigerator scene in Indy4
The scene where Beast and Storm wonder if they should close down Xavier's school in X3
Every scene with Arch Angel in X3
All of The Playa's Club
The end scene of the incredible Hulk where Ed Norton smiles for some reason
The High Ground scene in SW3
Will Smith shoving one guys head up another guys ass. LITERALLY.

Doctor Jones
11-07-2008, 09:59 PM
The monkey scene isn't that bad the second time you watch it. I remember it being bad the first time bit when I saw it on DVD it wasn't so bad. Could of been avoided. And I loved everything about Indy 4. You need to keep an open mind while watching it.

Doctor Jones
11-07-2008, 10:00 PM
Edit.

Doctor Jones
11-07-2008, 10:00 PM
The refrigerator scene in Indy4
The scene where Beast and Storm wonder if they should close down Xavier's school in X3
Every scene with Arch Angel in X3
All of The Playa's Club
The end scene of the incredible Hulk where Ed Norton smiles for some reason
The High Ground scene in SW3
Will Smith shoving one guys head up another guys ass. LITERALLY.

WTF??!! :wow:

I Am The Knight
11-07-2008, 10:07 PM
Yeah, that happens in Hancock. I haven't seen it, but it was on the trailer.

Darkness Falls
11-07-2008, 11:59 PM
nothing could beat

the yee-haw line from ghost rider
while he's racing the caretaker


the monkey swinging bit from indy was pretty cringeworthy
just seemed out of place

the climbing ants were pretty wtf worthy also

Sloth7d
11-08-2008, 09:23 AM
You know, I am surprised I didn't mention more Nike Cage movies. It's probably because I tried to either forget them, or the scenes were so bad that I laughed instead of cringed.

WTF??!! :wow:

Yep. In Handcock, Will Smith(as Handcock) shoves another mans head up another man's ass which seemed really out of place, especially since both men SURVIVED it.... and will never be the same. The love scenes during the later part of the movie make it feel even more out of place, in fact.

RabbitSamurai
11-08-2008, 01:17 PM
the climbing ants were pretty wtf worthy also

Army ants will actually do this, climbing over each other to bridge gaps and reach inaccesable places. Eating the soviet officer alive is a little much, though.

Doctor Jones
11-08-2008, 08:54 PM
Army ants will actually do this, climbing over each other to bridge gaps and reach inaccesable places. Eating the soviet officer alive is a little much, though.

So is a man getting his heart torn out but still living and 700 year old knight, no? Face it, all Indy the films are outlandish. And that's okay, because their movies after all.

Alchemyst
11-16-2008, 11:18 PM
OMG, I was watching the Encore channel, and this movie named "TransMORPHERS" came on, the whole movie.................CRINGEWORTHY

ThePoisonPuppet
11-17-2008, 07:46 AM
When that animal farts at the podrace scene in Star Wars Episode 1, and Jar Jar says something like "pew smelly!!". Not even the really little kids laughed at that when I saw it in theater.

Harvey Dent screaming "SAY IT!" In The Dark Knight.

The playground fight scene in Daredevil.

Kable24
11-17-2008, 10:16 AM
OMG, I was watching the Encore channel, and this movie named "TransMORPHERS" came on, the whole movie.................CRINGEWORTHY


Asylum Movies rule!!!

Space Moose
11-17-2008, 08:24 PM
Asylum Movies rule!!!
I Am Legend + Omega Man = I Am Omega

Genius. :oldrazz:

RogueDK
11-17-2008, 08:28 PM
.

The playground fight scene in Daredevil.
That was a hand to head moment for me...:whatever:

Doctor Jones
11-17-2008, 08:33 PM
When that animal farts at the podrace scene in Star Wars Episode 1, and Jar Jar says something like "pew smelly!!". Not even the really little kids laughed at that when I saw it in theater.

Harvey Dent screaming "SAY IT!" In The Dark Knight.

The playground fight scene in Daredevil.

:down:dry:

So you cringed instead of jumped?

ThePoisonPuppet
11-18-2008, 03:24 AM
:down:dry:

So you cringed instead of jumped?

It sounded too forced. I think a firm, slow and very serious delivery would have worked better.

Franklin Richards
11-18-2008, 03:37 AM
"Click"

Buy American.



:thing: :doom: :thing:

8Diagrams(WU)
11-18-2008, 04:03 AM
Max Payne from beginning to end. Especially the part where the villian is revealed and the flashback sequence shows a shot of him through a small mirror in the toy thingie hanging over the craddle...sooo bad

nite-owl
11-18-2008, 04:30 AM
OMG, I was watching the Encore channel, and this movie named "TransMORPHERS" came on, the whole movie.................CRINGEWORTHY

I found a copy of this in my brothers room.

I Am The Knight
11-18-2008, 12:33 PM
I found a copy of this in my brothers room.

In the past, it was porn...In the year 2008, it's TransMORPHERS.

I Am The Knight
11-18-2008, 12:35 PM
It sounded too forced. I think a firm, slow and very serious delivery would have worked better.

You want forced? Harvey Two-Face going "THERE'S NO ESCAPE, FROM THIS!!!!" I could feel the saliva.

ThePoisonPuppet
11-18-2008, 03:15 PM
You want forced? Harvey Two-Face going "THERE'S NO ESCAPE, FROM THIS!!!!" I could feel the saliva.

That is another good example. Eckhart was an excellent Harvey Dent, but he overacted Two-Face a little. Still though, the bar scene and car crash scene with Maroni were great.

nite-owl
11-18-2008, 03:16 PM
In the past, it was porn...In the year 2008, it's TransMORPHERS.

I asked him about this today apprantley he's lending it of someone he works with.

I Am The Knight
11-18-2008, 03:18 PM
That is another good example. Eckhart was an excellent Harvey Dent, but he overacted Two-Face a little. Still though, the bar scene and car crash scene with Maroni were great.

Oh, yes...The Bar scene. Excellent for the most part.

I asked him about this today apprantley he's lending it of someone he works with.

Those are some nasty friends.

Alchemyst
11-18-2008, 09:43 PM
I asked him about this today apprantley he's lending it of someone he works with.

He must not like that person then, thats one of those movies that should be used as punishment.

Schlosser85
06-01-2009, 09:23 PM
The dance number in Spider-Man 3. The reporter (RIP, I know) who says "the brutality of it".

Gordon driving the Tumbler in Batman Begins.

"What did the one shepherd say to the other? Let's get the flock out of here."- Lethal Weapon

Shia LaBeouf swinging like Tarzan in Indy 4.

Arnold's "I....AM...A MACHINE!" moment in Terminator 3.

Wolverine making sparks with his adamantium claws in Origins Wolverine.

(and I didn't think either Indy 4 or Terminator 3 were overall nearly as bad as they were made out to be)

Gilpesh
06-01-2009, 09:27 PM
Dark Floors - Some ****** GWAR ripoff band thinks they are scary enough to be monsters in a movie that would be much better without them.

William_C
06-04-2009, 04:41 PM
The dance number in Spider-Man 3. The reporter (RIP, I know) who says "the brutality of it".

Gordon driving the Tumbler in Batman Begins.

"What did the one shepherd say to the other? Let's get the flock out of here."- Lethal Weapon

Shia LaBeouf swinging like Tarzan in Indy 4.

Arnold's "I....AM...A MACHINE!" moment in Terminator 3.

Wolverine making sparks with his adamantium claws in Origins Wolverine.

(and I didn't think either Indy 4 or Terminator 3 were overall nearly as bad as they were made out to be)

My friend told me about this part. I thought it was cringeworthy, yet hilarious. Cause in the trailer, you think he's about to fight someone on the other side, but nope. Just unlocking cages.

nite-owl
06-05-2009, 06:49 AM
Harvey Keitels performance in Bad Lieutenant.

Spider-Vader
06-07-2009, 05:54 PM
Daredevil- Park Fight (I actually liked the theatrical version, but this was lame as hell)

Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull- Stupid Teens Driving at the beginning, Monkey Swing & Space Ship (I'm surprised no one's made fun of the stupid teens, what are they doing in the middle of nowhere!?)

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones- The whole movie except Obi-Wan, Jango Fett, Yoda, Arena Fight & Clones (Yeeeeah... Horrible love story & worse writing)

Batman Forever- "Two-Face" (THAT...WASN'T....TWO-FACE!!!)

Spider-Man 3- Emo Dance & Dancing in the Kitchen (WHY DOES'T ANYONE RIP ON THE KITCHEN DANCE!!!?? It's so f***ing stupid)

Doctor Jones
06-07-2009, 06:39 PM
Daredevil- Park Fight (I actually liked the theatrical version, but this was lame as hell)

Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull- Stupid Teens Driving at the beginning, Monkey Swing & Space Ship (I'm surprised no one's made fun of the stupid teens, what are they doing in the middle of nowhere!?)

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones- The whole movie except Obi-Wan, Jango Fett, Yoda, Arena Fight & Clones (Yeeeeah... Horrible love story & worse writing)

Batman Forever- "Two-Face" (THAT...WASN'T....TWO-FACE!!!)

Spider-Man 3- Emo Dance & Dancing in the Kitchen (WHY DOES'T ANYONE RIP ON THE KITCHEN DANCE!!!?? It's so f***ing stupid)

Because they're teenagers? :huh:

Teens like to do stupid ****. And the 50's was the first of teen rebellion and independence. Ever heard of a joy ride?

El Payaso
06-07-2009, 07:35 PM
Shazam!/Up up and away web scene in Spiderman 1.

Violin female player in Spiderman 2.

All Spiderman 3 except maybe 3 scenes.

Scarecrow being defeated with no effort by Rachel 5 seconds after fully becoming the Scarecrow in Batman Begins.

Daredevil's park fight. At least they could pretend it's not coreographed.

Papa Burgundy
06-07-2009, 11:31 PM
Every single moment in Batman and Robin. Though I can't remember a time when I laughed and cringed at the same time.

Spider-Man 3 - the damn news reporter lady

im late on this but AGREED AGREED AGREED

the newscasting scenes in spidey 3, the butler scene in spidey 3 the dancing scene in spidey 3, kirsten dunsts acting in spidey 3, the crying in spidey 3...

gwynplaine
06-14-2009, 09:24 PM
John Turturro in Transformers.

Pandamar141
06-15-2009, 01:54 AM
(Disgusting kiss)

...So that's what...death tastes like...

[/terminatorsalvation]

Darkness Falls
06-15-2009, 03:56 AM
Shia swinging with monkey's like tarzan

RogueDK
06-15-2009, 12:41 PM
Wolverine blocking the cloned Cyclop's blasts, with his claws, from Weapon X in X-Men Orgins. I mean...damn. :whatever:

gwynplaine
06-15-2009, 08:04 PM
Val Kilmer breaks the fourth wall, looks into the camera and smiles.
("Batman forever.")

Darkness Falls
06-16-2009, 12:31 AM
^^^^

like forever But I HATE THAT BIT SOO MUCH

gwynplaine
06-16-2009, 01:48 PM
Jack Nicholson dancing to Prince in B89.

Dark Victory
06-17-2009, 04:23 PM
Spider-Man: Peter Parker talking to Mary Jane in the hospital

Indiana Jones 4: Cate Blanchett's character

Zohan: the whole film

Catwoman: Sharon Stone's death

Ghost Rider: the editing when Johhny Blaze turns into Ghost Rider, "BACK TO HELL!"

TMNT - Vanilla Ice

El Payaso
06-17-2009, 06:23 PM
Jack Nicholson dancing to Prince in B89.

:csad:

But Joker dances. He sings also. The Killing Joke. He's the party maa-aa-an, partyma-aa-aan.

gwynplaine
06-17-2009, 08:09 PM
:csad:

But Joker dances. He sings also. The Killing Joke. He's the party maa-aa-an, partyma-aa-aan.
:woot:. I hear you. But I prefer a darker (and skinnier) Joker like in his first two appearances in the comics or like my favourite so far : :hoboj:.
But you have a good point because I also love The Killing Joke.

Sundancer
06-17-2009, 10:39 PM
"From now on, call me Jigsaw."

As much as I enjoy PWZ, this line could sooooooooo have been done without. It's just so...cliched, worse than anything else in the movie.

Shaolin Kenobi
06-18-2009, 06:10 PM
American Beauty... great movie but had awfully cheesy dialog from the Jane character.

ANGELA

Jane! He is a freak!



JANE

Well, then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people. And you'll never be a freak because you're just too perfect.

Prison Mike
06-18-2009, 07:49 PM
The entire Batman and Robin movie.

LeperMessiah
07-10-2009, 04:57 AM
The refrigerator scene in Indy4
The scene where Beast and Storm wonder if they should close down Xavier's school in X3
Every scene with Arch Angel in X3
All of The Playa's Club
The end scene of the incredible Hulk where Ed Norton smiles for some reason
The High Ground scene in SW3
Will Smith shoving one guys head up another guys ass. LITERALLY.

I think its because he's learning to control his heart beat and thus he's able to control the hulk. I mean, he's meditating in the scene and focusing and you can hear the heartbeat rising thanks to the sports watch, so thats just what I assumed.

hammerhedd11
07-10-2009, 10:41 PM
Devastator having balls in TF2.

nite-owl
07-13-2009, 04:35 AM
The close up of John Turturro ass in Transformers. :facepalm

Dark Victory
07-13-2009, 05:55 AM
The hospital scene in Spider-Man where Peter explains Spider-Man to MJ

gwynplaine
07-13-2009, 01:42 PM
"Bana makes love to his wife/terrorists kill hostages" Montage at the end of the otherwise great Munich.

Kable24
07-13-2009, 02:13 PM
"From now on, call me Jigsaw."

As much as I enjoy PWZ, this line could sooooooooo have been done without. It's just so...cliched, worse than anything else in the movie.


That movie had a lot more than just that scene going. Anytime LBJ was in it and talking and when Frank pulls the axe out of the banger and telling him not to die. Can't get anymore cliche than that crap.

gwynplaine
07-17-2009, 11:53 AM
"Nice coat" (Batman Begins)
(an otherwise excellent movie. Though not on a par with TDK imo.)

cerealkiller182
07-17-2009, 01:03 PM
Margot Kidder's poem she thinks when she flies with superman