Joker Jokes.

[ChrisB]

With most of us going out tomorrow night as The Joker, I was thinking. What are some "jokes" that Heath Ledger's Joker would say? Im not creative enough to think of some myself. Obviously I wont be showing anyone a "magic trick" tomorrow night. Any verbal jokes you could see TDK's Joker saying?

[Caped Crusader]

"never apologize for what you look like"

[MessyPandas]

That depends. Are we allowed to swear/imply swearing on here?

[ChrisB]

That depends. Are we allowed to swear/imply swearing on here?

Yes, but TDK's Joker didnt swear at all. But go for it, the forum software automatically censors swear words anyway.

[UA-Archangel]

Yes, but TDK's Joker didnt swear at all. But go for it, the forum software automatically censors swear words anyway.

**** you.

You're right :(

[MessyPandas]

well it died in here

[Dilbrater]

I like the "Never apologize for what you look like"

Make some more like that

[Jodo]

Our local events were here last weekend...But I found alot of kids were sorta scared of me at first, so I usualy said "I don't look like that bad of a guy *pauses* do I?" And then I usualy gave the kids a joker card after that. Unless of corse they refused one...Then I made them take one. :oldrazz:

[Dark Sentinel]

i like joker's original line from the shooting script, when he replies to Maroni's "If it's so easy, why haven't you done it already?"

Like my mother used to tell me, if you're good at something never do it for free. :hoboj:

or

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Except on Halloween, then it just gets annoying."

[gqxsensazn]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Except on Halloween, then it just gets annoying."

lol, I like this one

[Dark Sentinel]

thanks

[ChrisB]

haha good ones guys! I thought this thread might be a little more popular!

[El Payaso]

"As my plastic surgeon used to say, 'if you've gotta go, go with a smile!'" ;):joker:

[.:TheDarkKnight]

"2 pieces?................ How come the little...uh, princess...here, gets 5?"

Say it the way Heath says when he talks about Gamble's grandma.

[ChrisB]

"2 pieces?................ How come the little...uh, princess...here, gets 5?"

Say it the way Heath says when he talks about Gamble's grandma.

lmao, my favorite so far!

[LegendaryCaleb]

"never apologize for what you look like"
The Joker book reference!!!
Loved that line

[michephantom]

"I'm a man of my word. I always tell the truth, except when I'm lying.."

"Ya wanna know how I got this hangnail?" Well, maybe not.

"How do you make a dead baby float? Commisioner Gordon's wife is gonna bring the rootbeer."

[El Payaso]

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m387/mrbungle_08/006.jpg

[ChrisB]

^^^ hahahhaa!

[The Joker]

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m387/mrbungle_08/006.jpg

LMAO! :funny:

[I Am The Knight]

"I'm a man of my word. I always tell the truth, except when I'm lying.."

"Ya wanna know how I got this hangnail?" Well, maybe not.

"How do you make a dead baby float? Commisioner Gordon's wife is gonna bring the rootbeer."

Those are really bad.

[sabetoonth]

El Payaso, that is g e n us

[sabetoonth]

ya wana know how i got these scars? i ran with scissors

[Caped Crusader]

The Joker book reference!!!
Loved that line

:cwink:


http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m387/mrbungle_08/006.jpg

:lmao:

[gwynplaine]

What is the difference between a69 and a swiss chalet ?
The view.
I just heard this one recently and it made me laugh. Hope I'm not offending anyone, hence the spoiler tags.

[Carnotaur3]

Joker: Bats... gotta joke for ya! A child and a pedophile are walking in the woods. Child says, "I'm really scared". The pedophile retorts, "You think you're scared? I have to walk through these damn woods alone."

[michephantom]

How many policeman does it take to save a woman from being blown up? Oops, guess we'll never know.

[Sonic1002]

Couldn't really find another place to put this.
This is from a George Carlin skit. And when i heard it for the first time today, i could not help be think Joker--


"...Nobody trusts the local water supply, nobody, and that amuses me. I like that, I admit I'm a bit perverted, but it amuses me that no one can really trust the water anymore. And the thing I like about it the most is, it means the system is beginning to collapse, and everything is slowly breaking down.

I enjoy chaos and disorder, not just because they help me professionally, they're also my hobby, you see, I'm an entropy fan. I'm an entropy fan, when I first heard of entropy in high school science I was attracted to it immediately. When they told me that in nature all systems are breaking down, I thought what a good thing, what a good thing, perhaps I can make some small contribution in this area myself.

And of course it's not just in nature, in this country, the whole social structure just beginning to collapse, you watch, just beginning now to come apart at the edges and the seams. And the thing I like about that, is that it means it makes the news on television more interesting,...

The planet will be here for a long, long, long time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, cause that's what it does. It's a self correcting system..."

[sabetoonth]

thats most likly his philosophy

[hatebox]

In truth the Joker, having the sick sense of humor that he does, would probably make jokes about the guy playing him being dead for a year. Dunno if you're willing to go that route, but it'd certainly be post modern.

[DonnyLebeau]

In truth the Joker, having the sick sense of humor that he does, would probably make jokes about the guy playing him being dead for a year. Dunno if you're willing to go that route, but it'd certainly be post modern.


Very true, if he is re-cast for the third film, I wouldn't be shocked if they have him say a line like " It's like I'm being brought back from the dead."

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

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