Your favorite movie quotes thread!!!

[SoulManX]

So this thread is favorite movie quotes from Hollywood's rich movie history. I will start with this quote from Rocky Balboa...




Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit, it is about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward, how much can you take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you, no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son, you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, you ain't gonna have a life.

I stopped thinking the way other people think a long time ago, you gotta think like you think.

[SoulManX]

A few from the Rocky series...


This is what I'm looking for. 'The Italian Stallion.'...Look, it's the name, man. 'The Italian Stallion.' The media'll eat it up. Now who discovered America? An Italian, right? What would be better than to get it on with one of his descendants...Southpaw, nuthin'. I'll drop him in three. APOLLO CREED MEETS THE ITALIAN STALLION. Sounds like a damn monster movie.

You got heart, but you fight like a god-damn ape. The only thing special about you is ya never got your nose busted - well, leave it that way, nice and pretty, and what's left of your mind...Hey kid, did ya ever think about retirin'?...You think about it.
Apollo: Are the doctors reports confirmed?
Jergens: Definently. Says here Mac Lee Green suffered a severly cracked third metacarpole in his left hand. Course we can cancel the fight indefenitly if you're set on fighting Green.
Duke: Hey, it ain't just Green. What about all the time Apollo's invested?
Jergens: I believe we can find a solution.
Apollo: Solution nothing. You better find me a ranked contender and I mean in a flash Jergens.
Apollo's Agent: Don't play games with my client! Apollo's already done a million dollars worth of publicity and has made judicial obligations with twenty different orginzations. He is not going to be embarrassed!
Jergens: I contacted Ernie Roman's manager. Ernie's fighting in France that same week.
Apollo: Then get me Buddy Shaw. Hell he's ranked fifth.
Jergens: He went to California and gained fifty pounds. I get hold of every worthwhile contender and they all say the same thing. Five weeks just isn't enough time to get in shape.
Apollo: Shape nothing man they're afraid! Hell they know everybody in the world is going to see this fight and none of them have a prayer of whipping me. So they're making excuses so they don't have to be the chump that gets whipped in front of the whole civilized world.
Jergens: All I can say is I'm a good promoter. I've promoted fights in every goddamn country in the world and have broken my ass over this one. I don't know what the hell else to do.
Apollo: I do. Without a ranked contender what this fight is going to need is a novelty. This is the land of opportunity right? So Apollo Creed on January 1st gives a local underdog fighter an opportunity. A snow-white underdog, and I'm gonna put his face on this poster with me. And I tell ya why. Because I'm sentimental. And a lot of other people in this country are just as sentimental, and they're nothin' they'd like better than to see Apollo Creed give a local Philadelphia boy a shot at the greatest title in the world on this country's biggest birthday. Now that's the way I see it. And that's the way it's gonna be!
Jergens: Apollo, I like it. It's very American.
Apollo: No, Jergens, it's very smart.

Title announcer: We'd like to announce the presence at ringside of a true champion; the Master of Disaster, the Count of Monte Fisto, the one, the only Apollo Creed!
[Creed enters the ring and walks over to Lang]
Clubber Lang: [slaps Creed's hand away] Get out my face! I don't need no has-beens in my corner. And you better get that bad look off your face before I knock it off. What's the matter, Creed? You want some of this? Come on! Come on, Creed!
Apollo Creed: [Creed walks away to speak to Rocky] Do everybody a favor and knock this chump out.

[Bim]

One of my favorite quotes ever comes from Gladiator:

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity" :woot:

[SoulManX]

One of my favorite quotes ever comes from Gladiator:

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity" :woot:

I like that and these few as well...


Gracchus: I think he [Commodus] knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob. Conjure magic for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it's the sand of the Colosseum. He'll bring them death…and they will love him for it.


Gracchus: He enters Rome like a conquering hero. But what has he conquered?
Falco: Give him time, Gracchus. He's young, I think he can do very well.
Gracchus: For Rome? Or for you?

[Dark Knight 66]

A couple of my favourites

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight"
The Dark Knight

" I like to keep this handy... for close encounters"
Aliens

"I admire its purity. A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality"
Alien

"Stick around"
Predator

""Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...""
Die Hard

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die"
Blade Runner

[SoulManX]

a couple of my favourites

"because he's the hero gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... And so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... A dark knight"
the dark knight

" i like to keep this handy... For close encounters"
aliens

"i admire its purity. A survivor... Unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality"
alien

"stick around"
predator

""come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...""
die hard

"i've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... Like tears in rain... Time to die"
blade runner

:up:

[nite-owl]

The Old Man: Nice shooting son, whats your name?
Robocop: Murphy

[KenshinAtrain]

Michaelangelo: Wise man says forgivenss is divine but never pay full price for late pizza

Dante: My girlfriend just got raped in the bathroom
Randall: She said she did all the work
Dante SHUT UP!!


Amidala: So this is how Democracy dies....with thunderous applause

[RootBeerMaster]

Michaelangelo: Wise man says forgivenss is divine but never pay full price for late pizza

All Be Back: Terminatior

"I suppose they'll lock me up to on the account of being an accompliance." Alfred Pennyworth

"Well I was going to Tell the the Whole thing was Your Idea." Bruce Wayne.

"Do you know who I am? I'm the Juggernut B***" X-3 while the movie sucked that line was good.

[Dark Knight 66]

Some more of my favourites

"God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can't live with that" - Dead Man's Shoes

"Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket" - FMJ

"Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?" - Shaun Of The Dead

"Every man dies, not every man really lives" - Braveheart

"Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of reason." That's what this place feels like. Hell" - Platoon

"The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again" - Taxi Driver

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next" - Gladiator

"Heeere's Johnny!" - The Shining

[Kable24]

Give them nothing! But take from them everything! - 300

Hell's Kitchen is my neighborhood. I prowl the rooftops and alleyways at night, watching from the darkness. Forever in darkness. A guardian devil. - Daredevil

Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me... The Punisher. - The Punisher

I leave this as a declaration of intent, so no one will be confused. One: "Si vis pacem, para bellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war." Two: Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family. Three: in certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment. - The Punisher

[WillardNation]

"I'll be your huckleberry."

"You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all!"

Ringo: "You're so drunk you're probably seeing double."
Doc Holiday: "That's why I got two guns, one for the each of ya."

-Doc Holiday in Tombstone, some of the greatest quotes

[cryptic name]

"You'll never get credit for my work, who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow."
- Dr. Herbert West, Re-Animator

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...."
- Roy Batty, Blade Runner

"I'd like to, but he's out there right now. And I've got to go to work."
- Bruce Wayne, Batman

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
- Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"I know what you're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? I gotta admit, in all the confusion I kinda lost count myself. But given that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun on earth and would blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"
- Dirty Harry Callahan, Dirty Harry

[Salemdog]

Clerks:

You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Die Hard

Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I’m moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

[Doctor Doom]

"Go ahead... Make my millennium!" -- Beetlejuice (1988)

[Kable24]

Taken:
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[thejon93]

Die Hard: John McClane ~ "Geronimo, mother ------!"

[Dr Strange]

Blade Runner

It's too bad she won't live! But then again who does?

[ttotheusher]

Garry: I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F****** COUCH!

Palmer: You gotta be f****** kidding.

MacReady: Yeah, f*** you too!

From The Thing.

[YoungE808]

Give them nothing! But take from them everything! - 300

Hell's Kitchen is my neighborhood. I prowl the rooftops and alleyways at night, watching from the darkness. Forever in darkness. A guardian devil. - Daredevil

Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me... The Punisher. - The Punisher

I leave this as a declaration of intent, so no one will be confused. One: "Si vis pacem, para bellum." Latin. Boot Camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. "Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war." Two: Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family. Three: in certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment. - The Punisher

I was gonna say that one...

"Take what you can. Leave nothing behind." -Mr. Gibbs and Jack Sparrow (POTC COTBP)

"...And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand..."-Alfred (TDK)

[CFE]

Die Hard:

Fed: "WOOOEE...Just like f**kin' SIAGON!!!"

Robocop 2

Hob: "You mouth off like that again, and it's no more Nuke for you B**CH!"

American Psycho

Druggie: "Would you keep it down, I'm trying to do drugs."

----

Patrick Batemen: "I KNOW that you're friends are my friends and I've thought about that...you can have them."

Escape from New York

Snake Plissken: "Listen to me, Hauk...the President is dead you got that? Someone's had him for dinner!"

[Superark]

Every man dies, Not every man really lives - Braveheart

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American way - Superman: The Movie

It's not a tumor! - Kindergarten Cop

Put the cookie down! Now! - Jingle all the Way

Not a finger - A Christmas Story

Oh fudge! - A Christmas Story

I'm Batman - Batman 1989

You wanna get nuts?! C'mon let's get nuts! - Batman 1989

It's Showtime - Beetlejuice

You're talking to my guy all wrong. Do it again and I'm going to stab ya in the face with a saudering iron - Joe Dirt

Fat guy in a little coat! Fat guy in a little coat - Tommy Boy

Head, Paper, Now - So I Married an Axe Murderer

The whole Christopher Walken/Dennis Hopper speech from True Romance - True Romance

Watch up his ass speech from Chris Walken in Pulp Fiction - Pulp Fiction

I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence - The Dream Team

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse - The Godfather

You wrote that the world doesn't need a savior, but everyday I hear people crying for one - Superman Returns

Very Nice! - Borat

Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday in Tombstone, every line he said, specifically I'm your Huckleberry - Tombstone

Mom, the meat loaf! - Wedding Crashers

Grap that net and catch that beautiful butterfly - Wedding Crashers

I think I see blue. He looks glorious - Old School

You Scorpion Woman! - Ron Burgandy

[Ziggyman]

"Here's my mother f**kin' farm...I'm a lead farmer mother f**ker!" - Kirk Lazerus

[cryptic name]

"Losers always whine about doing their best, winners go home and f*** the prm queen."
- Sean Connery, The Rock

[ttotheusher]

"Losers always whine about doing their best, winners go home and f*** the prm queen."
- Sean Connery, The Rock

To add to that:

"Are you OK?"
"I'm perfectly OK you f****** idiot!"

[kakashi]

'you've got red on you'

Shaun of the dead

'negative waves....always with the negative waves!'

Kelly heroes

victims...aren't we all?'

the crow

'people dies...building burns...but true love is forever'

the crow

"freeze!...you move and you're dead!'
'and i said i moved...and i'm dead!

The crow

Loved that movie! best comicbook movie ever!

[SymbioticToxin]

'Misery Miser Misery, thats what you've chosen. I offered you friendship...and you spat in my face.'
-Green Goblin, Spiderman

'At the end of this day one shall stand. ONe shall fall'
Optimus Prime, Transformers

'It's Party Time! P-A-R-T. Y? Because I gotta!'
The Mask

[redhawk23]

They'r comming to get you barbra!

I'll be back

Sorry about the mess- Han solo after he shoot greedo

Execute order 66, do not hesitate, show no mercy, do what must be done

The first rule of project mayhem is that you do not ask questions

It was beuty that killed the beast

No fate but what you make

Do you think thats air your breathing now?

Welcome to jurassic park

I'm a leaf on the wind

They... they blew it up, damn you... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!


The answer to the ultimate question of Life the Universe and Everthing is... Fourty-Two!

Its not the years its the milage


Welcome to the desert of the real

[redhawk23]

I'm not dead yet!- old man in montey python search for the wholey grail

Nih!^

this car is 100% deathproof, only to get the benefit of it, you really gotta be sitting in my seat!

[SymbioticToxin]

Tell your boy its gonn be alright, Gordon. Lie. Like I lied.
Two-Face, The Dark Knight

Well, gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos up there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.
Hades, Hercules

[TheFuture]

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a ****. You're a **** now, and you've always been a ****. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids ****ing out of it! What have they done? You ****ing retract that bit about my **** ****ing kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your **** ****ing kids.

Harry: Insult my ****ing kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

-In Bruges, love it.:grin:

[Rukus]

Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo? - Steven Seagel Out For Justice.

[The IronMan]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"? "No,Nothing is over until we say it's over"!"Now, whos with me"? Bluto Animal House

"No mamn we're musicians, we're on a mission from God". Elwood The Blues Brothers

[Spidey Snooch]

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people" V, V for Vendetta.

[Dr Strange]

Tonight? We make soap. - Fight Club

How long have I been here on these streets. On this crusade. - My own private Idaho

[SymbioticToxin]

"Why don't you go suck a ****!" Donnie, Donnie Darko

"At the end of this day, One shall stand. One shall fall." Optimus Prime, Transformers

"Your spun your last web, Spiderman. Had you not been so selfish your little girlfriends death would have been quick and painless, but now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her. Nice and slow. MJ and I? We're gonna have a hell of a time!" Green Goblin, Spiderman

[RGDurant]

Take the ****ing elephant!! - Darkman

[Doctor Doom]

RIDDICK: It's an animal thing. -- The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

[Doctor Doom]

Jack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0341587/): Where the hell can I get eyes like that?
Riddick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004874/): Gotta kill a few people.
Jack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0341587/): 'Kay, I can do it.
Riddick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004874/): Then you got to get sent to a slam, where they tell you you'll never see daylight again. You dig up a doctor, and you pay him 20 menthol Kools to do a surgical shine job on your eyeballs.
Jack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0341587/): So you can see who's sneaking up on you in the dark?
Riddick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004874/): Exactly.

-- Pitch Black (2000)

[Doctor Doom]

RIDDICK: One rule; stay in the light.

-- Pitch Black (200)

[BloodyWolverine]

Riddick :"Your not afraid of the Dark Are you!"

Magneto: "You homosapiens and your guns!"

Gandalf: "You, Shall Not Pass!"

Barbossa: "I feel nothin. Not the sprey on my face or the wind of the sea nor the warmth of a womens flesh."

Barbossa: "You best start believing in ghost stories mrs turner. Your in one!"

Macho Man/ Spiderman "What are you doin up There?" ""Stay up heer from you. Thats a nice outfit did your husband give it too you!

Joker: Its not about the money its about sending a message.

Joker: Gotham needs a better class of criminal and i am gonna give it to em."

Optimus Prime: "Taking the children was a Bad move."

Ironhide: "The male parent is quite irratating i could take him out."

Ratchet: His farmone levels indicate hed like to mate with the female.

[Doctor Doom]

:D

Nice.

[KenshinAtrain]

Commodore: You have to be the worst pirate I have ever heard of
Jack: Ahh but you have heard of me

Jack: Why is the Rum gone?

[BloodyWolverine]

Jack: "It must have been terrible to have been trapped here jack, must of been terrible. Well it bloody is now."

Viktor: I loved my daughter but the abomination growing in her wome was a betrayle of me and the coven. I did what i must to protect the species. And am force to do yet again."

[SymbioticToxin]

Count Olaf: Yes, Roast Beef. Its the swedish term for beef that is roasted!

Count Olaf/Violet: And this your room. Time permitting. Nighty-Night./But the suns still up/ But the suns still up!

Dr. Doom: Painful? You don't know the meaning of the word.

Bart: Lisa's got a boy friend that she'll never see again!

Carter: Your in the United States of Carter. I'm the president, I'm the emperor, I'm the king.

The Mask: Hold on to your lugnuts, its time for an overhaul!

Bouncer/The Mask: Uh, are you on the list? Noooo, but I believe my friends are, perhaps you know them? Franklin, Grant, and Jackson?

Grinch: The presents. They'll be destroyed. And I care! What is the deal?!

[KenshinAtrain]

Is it true that if you don't use it you loose it?

You're putting the p**** on a pedestal -40 yr old virgin

[The IronMan]

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss and right now I am all out of bubble gum. Roddy Piper- They Live

"you scared mutha *****a ? cause this green beret is gonna kick your ass"!"Green beret? I used to eat green berets for breakfast and right now I am very, very hungry"! (commando)

[Sawyer]

"Your mother sucks c***s in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime."

:D

[adhokk7]

"Listen to me! LISTEN TO ME!" - Howard, In the Company of Men

[KenshinAtrain]

"Well Sinead O Rebllion...Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior"
- Empire Records

[SymbioticToxin]

" Hey kay, when do I get one of those flashy things?"
"When you grow up." - Men In Black

[nite-owl]

Plainview (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000358/): Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0200452/): No...
Plainview (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000358/): You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0200452/): No.
Plainview (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000358/): They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0200452/): If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000358/): Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
[sucking sound]
Plainview (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000358/): I drink it up!
Eli Sunday (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0200452/): Don't bully me, Daniel!
[Daniel roars and throws Eli across the room]
Plainview (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000358/): Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!

[SymbioticToxin]

Alien Roach: Freeze. Put your futile weapon on the ground.
Edgar: You can have my gun ****** rifle* when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Alien Roach: Your proposal is acceptable. *Grabs and eats Edgar*

[The IronMan]

"You call this a steak ? I can still the marks on it where tha jockey was hittin' it".

[draculoid]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x41/crononaut/brundle.jpg"Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects... don't have politics. They're very... brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first... insect politician. Y'see, I'd like to, but... I'm afraid, uh... I'm saying... I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over... and the insect is awake... I'm saying: 'I'll hurt you if you stay"

[SymbioticToxin]

Eddie: Your so right, I'm thinking...humiliation. Kinda like you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? You made me lose my girl, now I'm gonna make you lose yours. Hows that sound, tiger?
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Agent K: Why don't you go get me some coffee?
Agent J: Oh, yeah sure, How do ya take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss-my-ass?
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Agent J: [Jay is hiding Laura at the Worms' place] Here's my communicator. You'll be safe here.
Worms: [Laura kisses Jay] Whooooh!
Agent J: Uh... just... watch out for Neeble.
Laura: Which one's Neeble?
Agent J: Um... err... which one o' y'all's Neeble?
Neeble: Yo, mama!
Agent J: Ah, there ya go. And... uh... don't fall asleep.
[Jay exits]
Worms: Twister!

[KenshinAtrain]

Narrator: But you're ****ing Marla

Tyler: No you're ****ing Marla....but it's all the same to her

[SymbioticToxin]

Edgar/Roach: Have you ever tore the wings off a fly? Care to see a fly get even!?

[Sawyer]

"Where all the white women at?"

It's on AMC right now. :up:

[Doctor Jones]

Agent K: ... and this is my assistant Mr. Black. (J gives look)

*later*

Agent K: ... and this is my assistant Doctor White (J gives look)

[Doctor Jones]

"So what do you like to do for fun?"

"I don't know. Play chess... screw."

"Let's play chess."

[SymbioticToxin]

"Hey Kay, have you ever flashy-thinged me?"
"No."
"I ain't playin with you Kay, have you ever flashy-thinged me?"
"No."

*Kay catches small, yet fast, ball* "This caused the 1977 New York blackout. A practical joke by the great attractor. He thought it was funny as hell."

"Oooh, you idiots! You don't get it! I won, its over. Your milksuckers! You don't matter. In fact, in a few seconds, you won't even be matter."

[Sawyer]

"So what do you like to do for fun?"

"I don't know. Play chess... screw."

"Let's play chess."

:D:up:

[SoulManX]

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

On the waterfront:o

[gwynplaine]

"Look, Ma, top of the world !"

Also every Joker quotes in TDK.

[Doctor Jones]

"Yippee Ki Aye Mother****er"

[gwynplaine]

"Soylent Green is people !"

[Doctor Doom]

Jason Voorhees: .....

[gwynplaine]

"You complete me."
(Not the one from Jerry McGuire, the one from The Dark Knight.)

[SymbioticToxin]

'At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.'
Optimus Prime, Transformers

[gwynplaine]

Spock : "Out of the chair."

[Spider-ManHero12]

"Yippee Ki Aye Mother****er" Classic!

"I'm too old for this s***!"

"It aint about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep movie foward. How much you can take and keep moving foward."

[simplysuperhero]

"my boat"
Waterworld

[gwynplaine]

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

[SymbioticToxin]

Clayton:(gun pointing at it.) C'mon. Be a man.
Tarzan: (Makes fake gun noise, then breaks gun) I'm not a man like you!

[Doctor Doom]

Kyle Reese: Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
-- The Terminator (1984)

[gwynplaine]

"Gotta be f****g (f@g) kidding".
"The Thing".

[nite-owl]

Are you a God?

[Sawyer]

Are you a God?

No...

[Spider-ManHero12]

"It can't rain all the time" - The Crow

"You are all my children now!" - Freddy Kruegar (Nightmare on Elm Street 2)

[T.Bickle]

"The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king's men cannot put it back together again. "

"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people. "

"Listen, you ****ers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the ****s, the dogs, the filth, the ****. Here is a man who stood up. "

All From The Great Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver)

[Schlosser85]

"We're not holding onto anything except the enemy! We're gonna hold him by the nose and we're gonna kick him in the ass!"

"We're gonna go through him like crap through a goose!"

"Never start with the head, the victim gets all...fuzzy!"

Rutger Hauer's "tears" monologue in Blade Runner is one of the great monologues ever.

And Matt Damon's entire mile-a-minute monologue in Good Will Hunting about why he won't work for defense is brilliant.

[nite-owl]

No...

Then die!!!

[Doctor Doom]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

[Sawyer]

:hehe:

[RabbitSamurai]

"Free South Africa, you dumb son-of-a-b***h!"


RUDD: "Diplomatic immunity!"
*BANG*
MURTAUGH: "It's just been revoked."

--Lethal Weapon 2

[SymbioticToxin]

"You humans and your guns."

"This cure is voluntary. Nobody's is talking about extermination. "

"No one ever talks about it. They just do it. And you go on with your lives, ignoring the signs all around you. And then, one day, when the air is still and the night has fallen, they come for you."

"Excuse me, but... "

"It's only that you realize, while you were talking about organizing and committees, the extermination has already begun. Make no mistake, my brothers. They will draw first blood. They will force their cure upon us. The only question is, will my brotherhood and fight, or wait for the inevitable genocide? Who will you stand with - the humans... or us?"

"I have made the first move. That is all they know."

"Charles always wanted to build bridges."

"You are a god among insects. Let no one tell you differently."

Magneto

[Carmine Falcone]

In the Sam Peckinpah 1973 western-masterpiece Pat Garrett and Billy The Kid, there is a scene in which James Coburn enters a tavern on the Mexican border. He sits there with his sidekick, taking a rest from hunting Billy The Kid. They decide they should look for him seperately. The sidekick leaves, Coburn stays in the tavern. As soon as his sidekick left, the bartender starts spouting one of the most amazingly profane speeches I have ever heard in any movie, ever. I'd describe it as a ''whore-monologue''. '

It goes something like this:

''You want yourself a woman? One come down here from Alberquerque, goes by the name of Bertha. She got an ass on her like a 40 dollar cow, and a tit. Well, I'd like to see that thing filled full of Tequila. You know what she always says about cowboys? She says she wanted them to have a pair of loose boots, she'd wrap 'em up in their tight little pussy and give 'em a warm place to **** for two dollars''.

And that last censored word is, contrary to what you'd think; ''to discharge feces'' not ''to copulate''.

I nominate it as one of the best speeches in movie history.

[Bnightwing]

Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it.

Ah, the new boy. Ears are too long and I miss the cape. But not too shabby. Not too shabby at all.

You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away. New Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again!

Things are going to start popping.

Aren't you the nasty tattle-tale! Ratting me out before I've had my fun... Pappa spank!

If you don't like the movie, I've got slides.

Well, what's it gonna be, Bat-fake?

Bonk?... Oh, right! Dead.

HELLO GOTHAM!
JOKER'S BACK IN TOWN! WHAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAH

I hate to say it but I think your little Robin's turned into a bitter old crow.

Ace?
[Ace rears out of the Batmobile, growling, and pounces on Woof, biting and clawing. Woof retreats in terror]
Good bad dog.

They are all from Batman Beyond:Return of The Joker

The purple is Joker and the red is Batman

There is a ton more but that is just a few

[Bnightwing]

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Dr. Emmett Brown: What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing?
Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.


If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious *****.

This is heavy.

Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

George McFly: Lou. Give me a milk...
[dramatic pause]
George McFly: Chocolate.

Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine.

Marty McFly: [lost for words] I've got to go pick up my mother.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Good.
Marty McFly: [gets into the Doc's car] Listen... If things don't work out at the dance tonight, and my folks don't get back together, when do you think I'll start to fade out?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Beats the ***** out of me.

Still very very funny and tons more but here are some highlights.
These are from Back To The Future I

[returntovoid]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER*****r! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother*****r. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a ***ch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ***CH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to ***k him like a ***ch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

--Pulp Fiction

[Two-Face]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER*****r! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother*****r. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a ***ch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ***CH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to ***k him like a ***ch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

--Pulp Fiction

Classic! I love Pulp Fiction!

[returntovoid]

Here's the link for that Pulp Fiction scene on YouTube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6csp2fZt2E

[simplysuperhero]

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"

"Evil will always rule: because good is dumb"

[gwynplaine]

"My name is Bond, James Bond."

[SymbioticToxin]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER*****r! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother*****r. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a ***ch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ***CH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to ***k him like a ***ch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

--Pulp Fiction
ROTFLMAO!:lmao: I love it!

[Doctor Jones]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER*****r! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother*****r. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a ***ch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ***CH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to ***k him like a ***ch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

--Pulp Fiction

Yes. Just simply yes.

I first saw this scene I was dying of luaghter but also noticed how brilliant this was.

[Doctor Jones]

"Gotta be f****g kidding".
"The Thing".

This was also my favorite quote in the film. :woot: Too bad that guy hit the ****ing ceiling.

[Doctor Doom]

HOOK: "Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers buried in notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?"
-- Hook (1991)

HOOK: "Fools! James Hook is Neverland!"
-- Hook (1991)

[gwynplaine]

"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster."
(Goodfellas.)

"This town is like a great big p***y just waiting to get f****d."
(Scarface.)

[gwynplaine]

"This ! is god."
(A nightmare on Elm street.)

[SymbioticToxin]

"We can find a way to settle this."
"Your so right. I'm thinking...humiliation. Kinda like you humiliated me. Do you remember? Do you remember what you did to me? You made me lose my girl, now I'm gonna make you lose yours. Hows that sound, tiger?"

Spider-Man and Venom,Spider-Man 3

"Misery misery misery, thats what you've chosen. I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face."

Green Goblin, Spider-Man

"You've spun your last web, Spider-Man. Had you not been so selfish your little girlfriends death would have been quick and painless. But now that you've really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her, nice and slow. MJ and I? We're gonna have a hell of a time!"

Green Goblin, Spider-Man

"Spider-Man, this is why only fools are heroes. Because you never know when some lunatic will come along with a sadistic choice. Let die the woman you love? Or suffer the little children?"

Green Goblin, Spider-Man

"The cunnning warrior attacks neither body nor mind."
"Tell me what to do!"
"The heart, Osborn. We attack his heart!"

Green Goblin, Spider-Man

[Doctor Doom]

PONCHO: "Major, you'd better take a look at this."

DUTCH: "Did you find Hawkins?"

PONCHO: "I... I can't tell."
-- Predator (1987)

PONCHO: "She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him."
-- Predator (1987)

PONCHO: "Billy, You know something. What is it?"

BILLY: "I'm scared Poncho."

PONCHO: "Bulls**t. You ain't afraid of no man."

BILLY: "There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."
-- Predator (1987)

ANNA: "When I was little, we found a man. He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. 'El Diablo cazador de hombres.' Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. 'El cazador trofeo de los hombres' means the demon who makes trophies of men."
-- Predator (1987)

THE PREDATOR: "Anytime."
-- Predator (1987)

DUTCH: "What the hell ARE you?"

THE PREDATOR: "What the hell are YOU?"
-- PREDATOR (1987)

BRODY: "You're gonna to need a bigger boat."
-- JAWS (1975)

[Two-Face]

*Phone Rings*

"Hello?"

"Mr White? We need to talk"

"Who is this?"

*Bond Shoots Mr White in the leg*

"The name's Bond James Bond..."


Credits roll

Casino Royale (2006)

[SymbioticToxin]

Michelangelo: Wise man say 'Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[KenshinAtrain]

Michelangelo: Wise man say 'Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza.'
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Hahaha finally someone else who loves this line as much as I do :up: :up:

[Visceral]

"You have to give up. You have know, not fear, know that one day you will die. Until you realize that you are useless."

[Doctor Doom]

Darth Vader: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

ADMIRAL MOTTI: "Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress-"
[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]

DARTH VADER: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
--Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Darth Vader: "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

Obi Wan: "Only a master of evil, Darth."
--Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

[Doctor Doom]

DARTH VADER: "There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations."

BOBA FETT: "As you wish."
--Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

DARTH VADER: "Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
--Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

LUKE: "I can't. It's too big."

YODA: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship."

LUKE: "You want the impossible."
[Yoda levitates Luke's X-Wing out of the bog]

LUKE: "I don't, I don't believe it."`

YODA: "That is why you failed."`
--Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

[Spider-ManHero12]

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate....leads to suffering." - Yoda - Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

[Doctor Doom]

MOFF JERJERROD: "The Emperor's coming here?"

DARH VADER: "That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

MOFF JERJERROD: "We shall double our efforts."

DARH VADER: "I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
-- Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi

THE EMPEROR: "Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us."
-- Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi

THE EMPEROR: "Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your Father's place at my side."

LUKE: "Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me."

THE EMPEROR: "So be it... Jedi."
-- Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi

THE EMPEROR: "You have paid the price for your lack of vision."

LUKE: "Father, please!"

THE EMPEROR: "Now young Skywalker, you will die."
-- Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi

[Doctor Jones]

Boy, Doom your Yoda quote make me want to watch ESB.

[Doctor Doom]

Boy, Doom your Yoda quote make me want to watch ESB.

:D

You’re preaching to the choir.

[Sawyer]

"My friends.... you bow to no one."

Makes me tear up every time.

[Darkness Falls]

Terminator 1
Kyle reece: Come with me if you want to live

[Darkness Falls]

one of my favourite exchanges

From blazing saddels

Buddy Bizarre: What in the hell do you think you're doing here? This is a closed set.
Taggart: Piss on you! I'm working for Mel Brooks.
[winds up to punch Buddy]
Buddy Bizarre: Not in the face!
[Taggart punches Buddy in the stomach]
Buddy Bizarre: [collapsing] Thank you...

makes me laugh everytime

[Doctor Doom]

SHANG TSUNG: "Your soul is mine...Fatality."
--Mortal Kombat (1995)

SHAO KAHN: "Outstanding."
--Motal Kombat II and 3 (The Games)

[Bnightwing]

Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.

[gwynplaine]

"Children of the night, what sweet music they make."

[gwynplaine]

"One of us ! One of us !"

[Doctor Doom]

Galadriel: "...It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. For within these rings was bound the will and power to govern each race. But they were, all of them, decieved, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged, in secret, a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all..."
--The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)

Gandalf: "Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many."
--The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring (2001)

[Spider-Vader]

"Ah'll beh bock!"~ T-800 (Terminator 1-3)
"Stick Around!"~ Dutch (Predator)
"You're one UGLY mutha f***a~"~ Dutch (Predator)
"Truck? What truck?"~ Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark)
"I... I am Iron Man"~Tony Stark (Iron Man)


Abomination: Any last words?
Hulk: HULK....SMASH!!!
(The Incredible Hulk)

Indiana Jones: Snakes.... Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps.... Very dangerous.... You go first
(Raiders of the Lost Ark)

Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him
Darth Vader: No, I am your father!

[gwynplaine]

"Do you know what a hosser is ? That's a pig that don't fly straight."
(Brian De Palma's "Scarface".)

[Doctor Jones]

"All is got is my balls and my word. And I don't break em' for nobody!"

- Scarface

[Doctor Doom]

PROXIMO: Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I killed quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your freedom.
--Gladiator (2000)

MAXIMUS: The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick.
-- Gladiator (2000)

[Darkness Falls]

Buzz: I think the word your looking for is space ranger
Woody: The word i'm looking for i can't say because there are preschool toys present

[Darkness Falls]

"oooh my spidey sense is tingling, if you know what i'm talking about"

[Doctor Doom]

KANE: "Rosebud."
-- Citizen Kane (1941)

[Doctor Doom]

MICHAEL: "There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
--Godfather II (1974)

MICHAEL: "I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."
--Godfather II (1974)

MICHAEL: "If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone."
-- Godfather II (1974)

[gwynplaine]

"Ah, little lad, you're staring at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-hand, left-hand? The story of good (http://everything2.com/title/good) and evil (http://everything2.com/title/evil)? H-A-T-E! It was with this left hand that old brother Cain (http://everything2.com/title/Cain) struck the blow that laid his brother low. L-O-V-E! You see these fingers, dear hearts? These fingers has veins that run straight to the soul of man. The right hand, friends, the hand of love. Now watch, and I'll show you the story of life. Those fingers, dear hearts, is always a-warring and a-tugging, one agin t'other. Now watch 'em! Old brother left hand, left hand he's a fighting, and it looks like love's a goner. But wait a minute! Hot dog, love's a winning! Yessirree! It's love that's won, and old left hand hate is down for the count (http://everything2.com/title/down%2520for%2520the%2520count)!"

"The Night of the hunter".

[Doctor Doom]

MACLEOD: "There can be only one!"
-- Highlander (1986)

[gwynplaine]

"Warriors, come out to play !"

[gwynplaine]

"Crucifiction ? Good."
(Monthy Python's Life of Brian.)

[Doctor Doom]

Who is Keyser Soze?

EdeCPGNRjOU&feature

[Sawyer]

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

[gwynplaine]

^:word:.

"Leave the gun, take the canolli."

[Matt Murdock]

"No, Charley it was you. Remember that night you came down to my dressing room and you said, "kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night!" My night? I could've taken Wilson apart. So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors in the ballpark, and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palookaville. You was my brother, Charley. You shoulda looked out for a me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money."

"I had some bets down on you. You saw some money."

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley."

- On The Waterfront, 1954

[Matt Murdock]

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

- Gladiator, 2000

[Matt Murdock]

"I don't put my neck out for nobody."

-Casablanca, 1942

[Matt Murdock]

"What does an actor want with a conscience anyway?"

- Pinocchio, 1940

[-Arya-]

Walt Kowalski (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000142/): Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f***ed with? That's me.

- Gran Torino

[gwynplaine]

"Friends ? Have you met this guy ?"
_ TDK.

[KenshinAtrain]

Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 *****

Guy: In a row?!?

[Doctor Doom]

HAL 9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
--2001 A Space Odyssey

NEO: "What do you want?"

SMITH: "I want what you want... Yes. That's it, Mr. Anderson. Look past the flesh. Look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see your enemy..."

NEO: "...No."

SMITH: "Oh yes, Mr. Anderson."

NEO: "It can't be..."

SMITH: "There's nowhere I can't go. There's nowhere I won't find you."

NEO: "It's impossible...!"

SMITH: "Not impossible. Inevitable. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."
--The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

[gwynplaine]

HAL 9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
--2001 A Space Odyssey

NEO: "What do you want?"

SMITH: "I want what you want... Yes. That's it, Mr. Anderson. Look past the flesh. Look through the soft gelatin of these dull cow eyes and see your enemy..."

NEO: "...No."

SMITH: "Oh yes, Mr. Anderson."

NEO: "It can't be..."

SMITH: "There's nowhere I can't go. There's nowhere I won't find you."

NEO: "It's impossible...!"

SMITH: "Not impossible. Inevitable. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."
--The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
:up:.

"No Sir, you are the caretaker, you've always been the caretaker."
(The Shining.)

[SymbioticToxin]

Guy: Is that the Bible?
Jay: Hey hey, the Holy ****in Bible, son!
CLERKS 2, 2006

Bethany: Look, take whatever you want, just don;t rape of kill me.
Metatron: Oh get over yourself, I couldn't rape you if I wanted too. Angels, are illequipped. *Takes of pants* See? I'm as anatonically correct as a Ken doll.
DOGMA, 1999

[KenshinAtrain]

Bruce: You wanna get nuts? Come on let's get nuts!!

Batman

[SymbioticToxin]

Count Olaf: I'm sorry, I don't speak monkey. Banana?
A Series of Unfortunate Events, 2006

[Carmine Falcone]

''If they move, kill 'em''.

[KenshinAtrain]

Amidalla(sp?): So this is how democracy dies. With thunderous applause.

Star Wars: Episode 1

[Darkness Falls]

Amidalla(sp?): So this is how democracy dies. With thunderous applause.

Star Wars: Episode 3

fixed

[Doctor Doom]

OPTIMUS PRIME: "One shall stand. One shall fall."
--Transformers: The Movie (1986) and Transformers (2007)

[Doctor Doom]

MR. HAND: "I have become the monster you were intended to be."
--Dark City (1998)

[DarKJediKnight]

Secrets are not my concern. Keeping them, IS.
--- The Operative, Serenity

[Doctor Doom]

STANSFIELD: Death is... whimsical... today.
-- Leon The Professional (1994)

STANSFIELD: "You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that get my... juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little f***ing boring. That's why I stopped!"
-- Leon The Professional (1994)

[YoungE808]

Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen...what do keys do?

Arab Pirate: Keys...unlock...things?

Jack Sparrow: Yes but what's the use of a key if you don't have whatever need be unlocked?

---Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest

[Wally West]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER*****r! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother*****r. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a ***ch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A ***CH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to ***k him like a ***ch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

--Pulp Fiction

Lol thanks. I'm glad I decided to read through all the posts before I typed all of that out myself.

[gwynplaine]

Batman : "I don't need help."

Scarecrow : "Not my diagnosis."

[-Arya-]

Dr. Strangelove (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): Sir! I have a plan!
[standing up from his wheelchair]
Dr. Strangelove (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000634/): Mein Führer! I can walk!


-Dr. Strangelove

[gwynplaine]

^Great quote. Great Avy.



"Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying. Perhaps a bit more." Delbert Grady.

[nite-owl]

'We can't fight in hear this is the war room.' :woot:

[gwynplaine]

^:up:.


"There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."

[-Arya-]

"Hi, Lloyd. A little slow tonight isn't it....hahahaha!"

[gwynplaine]

"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over." HAL 9000.

[gwynplaine]

"It was in the age of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarreled. Good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now." Narrator ("Barry Lyndon")