Palin has a grandson, don'cha know?

[terry78]

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2008/12/bristol_palins_baby_is_born.html?hpid=topnews


And now as he's born, he fades into obscurity.

[ShadowBoxing]

Don't care.

[The Senator]

This woman and her slack-jawed family needs to go away.

[raybia]

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/reliable-source/2008/12/bristol_palins_baby_is_born.html?hpid=topnews


And now as he's born, he fades into obscurity.

Congrats to the Palin family. Teen pregnacy is the new Patriotism!

[ShadowBoxing]

She just needs to die. Normally I wouldn't advocate burying yourself in the ground, but for her I'll make an exception. I hate her. I hate her voice. I hate that weird, ironic sexual infatuation Evangelicals have for her. I hate her politics. I'm insulted by her stupidity and ignorance on world affairs. I'm disturbed to no end that she is famous for being, of all things, an elected official. Someone should just give her the same treatment Indian Jones gives dangerous artifacts. Lock it up in some giant case and hide it where no man will ever dare to look, never to be spoken of or heard from again.

[raybia]

Thats a little extermine. Just keeping her restricted to Alaska only would be sufficient.

[ShadowBoxing]

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[rizzo51]

I wonder how long before her boyfriend leaves her.

[ShadowBoxing]

Thats a little extermine. Just keeping her restricted to Alaska only would be sufficient.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7400/raidersofthelostarkgoveyw0.jpg (http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7400/raidersofthelostarkgoveyw0.jpg)

[Immortalfire]

She just needs to die. Normally I wouldn't advocate burying yourself in the ground, but for her I'll make an exception. I hate her. I hate her voice. I hate that weird, ironic sexual infatuation Evangelicals have for her. I hate her politics. I'm insulted by her stupidity and ignorance on world affairs. I'm disturbed to no end that she is famous for being, of all things, an elected official. Someone should just give her the same treatment Indian Jones gives dangerous artifacts. Lock it up in some giant case and hide it where no man will ever dare to look, never to be spoken of or heard from again.

You have issues.

[The Senator]

Bill Maher sums up my thoughts on poor Levi Johnston, the innocent high school jock who got pulled into this three-ring circus:


If we can’t, after all is said and done, make this election go the right way, at least we can save one man. I’m talking about young Master Levi Johnston. He’s the 18-year-old Alaskan hockey enthusiast who knocked up Sarah Palin’s daughter, and the National Enquirer describes him as “a boozing pot-smoker who doesn’t want to get married” – and John McCain thinks he found his soul mate!


We’ve all recently seen how evil henchman of the Republican party captured this poor innocent out of his natural habitat and forced him into a shotgun wedding, all so that their campaign narrative of fake family values could be upheld. When the 17-year-old daughter of the vice presidential candidate running on the Jesus ticket is “out to here,” it’s just better that Levi was introduced as the “fiancé.” Looks a little less white trashy.


But that doesn’t change the fact that right now Levi is America’s number one political prisoner. But Levi, you don’t have to be – this is the 21st century, at least in the blue states. We don’t have sharia law like in Saudi Arabia, or Alabama, and as much as the Bible thumpers would want it, we still don’t have arranged marriages in America. You don’t have to do this – you have options. You can pull a Juno – ****, you live in Juneau! Or you could do what most people do with an unwanted child: give it to Angelina Jolie.


And if you’re worried about the baby, don’t – let’s get real dude, the way you are at 18, a baby’s better off not being around you – you’ll wind up losing it, or shooting it, or it’ll be on the bottom of your skate or something – just let the Palin womenfolk look after it for a while, one more infant in that Mormon compound they call a house won’t bother anybody – they’ll barely notice another kid at the table, and soon they won’t even remember whose seed it was that produced young “Trink” or “Truck” or “Puck” or whatever ****ed up redneck name they give him.


In any event, we here at Real Time have taken the liberty of purchasing the website FreeLevi.org. And I will be happy to give the site over to you if you want to use it to get folks to contribute to some sort of liberty fund so you can get enough money to get out of that frozen meth lab they call a town. And even if the money doesn’t come in, listen to me, it’s not too late: just grab your skull bong, climb out the window, and get on the highway. I can’t actually come get you, or even let you stay at my place because I’m pretty sure you’d smoke all my weed, but just call me from a pay phone, I know of a safe house you can stay ‘til after the election, it’s like the witness protection program for baby-daddies.


And remember, Levi: California knows how to party. Trust me, the girls out here are going to love a big, high-sticking farm boy like you. If you play your cards right, in a couple weeks you could be screwing the lesbian right out of Lindsay Lohan.

[Erzengel]

I'd date the daughter now that I know she puts out. :up:

[Prison Mike]

Bill Maher sums up my thoughts on poor Levi Johnston, the innocent high school jock who got pulled into this three-ring circus:

:lmao: that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!

[raybia]

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7400/raidersofthelostarkgoveyw0.jpg (http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7400/raidersofthelostarkgoveyw0.jpg)

:up:

[ShadowBoxing]

You have issues.
No, not really. She needs to be written out of history, entirely. The space wasted in my brain from having to watch her during the election in another world may have gone to curing cancer, establishing world peace, or coaching Ghostrider87 into a super-stud...now, however, that space is gone, used up by useless drivel. I will never get it back, ever. I will never get back the months of my life she consumed. She is a black hole, and must be silenced, forever.

[raybia]

No, not really. She needs to be written out of history, entirely. The space wasted in my brain from having to watch her during the election in another world may have gone to curing cancer, establishing world peace, or coaching Ghostrider87 into a super-stud...now, however, that space is gone, used up by useless drivel. I will never get it back, ever. I will never get back the months of my life she consumed. She is a black hole, and must be silenced, forever.

You cannot write her out of history. Those who forget the lessons of the past are doomed to repeat the past.

[Showtime]

I'm not sure if I should move this to politics or C-List celebs?

[terry78]

I'm not sure if I should move this to politics or C-List celebs?

The Palin thread is gone, and she's not really a celeb.

[DorkyFresh]

she's more of a celeb than she is a politician. :oldrazz:

[Spidey-Bat]

The Palin thread is gone, and she's not really a celeb.

This isn't a story involving rape or murder so it doesn't belong in community either.

[Showtime]

The Palin thread is gone, and she's not really a celeb.

Well maybe if you started posting the article right in the thread instead of being all Terrylike we could reach an agreement. :cmad:

[The Senator]

Merge it with my "More Misadventures from the Meth Capital of the World" thread in the Politics section.

[terry78]

Well maybe if you started posting the article right in the thread instead of being all Terrylike we could reach an agreement. :cmad:

That's never going to happen and you know it. :o

[Majic Walrus]

Bill Maher sums up my thoughts on poor Levi Johnston, the innocent high school jock who got pulled into this three-ring circus:

He hit the nail on the head with redneck names: Tripp... WTF?

[Showtime]

That's never going to happen and you know it. :o

Stubborness gets you nowhere!

[ShadowBoxing]

You cannot write her out of history. Those who forget the lessons of the past are doomed to repeat the past.
Yeah, that's alright...we'll make an exception this time around.

[The Senator]

He hit the nail on the head with redneck names: Tripp... WTF?

Track and Trig are still my favorites.

[Spider-X]

I firmly believe that the only reason that Palin gets as much publicity as she does because people like a good train wreck. I mean come on...her as the VP was always a joke...it was nothing but bad marketing...and now we get to watch her continue to be stupid and maybe, eventually, after many years in office, she'll grow up.

[The Senator]

Sarah Palin is the Paris Hilton of the political world. She's destined to remain a bimbo.

[Spider-X]

Sarah Palin is the Paris Hilton of the political world. She's destined to remain a bimbo.

pretty much...though, to be fair, Paris Hilton has grown up a bit and is no where near as annoying as she once was...that's hard to say, but it's true.

[The Senator]

pretty much...though, to be fair, Paris Hilton has grown up a bit and is no where near as annoying as she once was...that's hard to say, but it's true.

It must have been all that time she spent in prison. :o

Maybe that's what Sarah needs... though I doubt it could get much worse than living in Alaska itself...

[Immortalfire]

Levi the Loser is probably a Hype member.

[The Senator]

I hope so. If Bristol and Sarah make him despise "*****es" (as he referred to women in his now-defunct Myspace), maybe I can convince him to come to DC and show me his slap shot.

[union_jak]

Haha the daughter is called Bristol?

Haven't they heard of the Cockney rhyming slang? :ninja:

[Majic Walrus]

Haven't they heard of those towns in TN and VA?

[Captain Planet!]

Yeehaw.

[amazingfantasy15]

Bill Maher sums up my thoughts on poor Levi Johnston, the innocent high school jock who got pulled into this three-ring circus:

While this was funny, the dude knew what he was getting into. He had to know the girl's parents were uber-religious when he started dating her and if he did get her pregnant there'd be "consequences". Sure it got bumped up to a bigger stage, but the results would have been the same whether Palin or the VP candidate or not.

[The Senator]

While this was funny, the dude knew what he was getting into. He had to know the girl's parents were uber-religious when he started dating her and if he did get her pregnant there'd be "consequences". Sure it got bumped up to a bigger stage, but the results would have been the same whether Palin or the VP candidate or not.

I actually doubt that. When you're the measly governor of one of the most irrelevant states in the country, no one cares about your private life. All that matters in Alaska is whether you have an R next to your name, and if you're not some corrupt ass hat who pissed off all the wrong people. As long as Palin kept on talking folksy while shooting animals from airplanes, she would have had a bright political career ahead of her.

But the McCain campaign never vetted Palin, and in order to avoid a scandal with the religious right, the shotgun engagement of Bristol and Levi ensued. If there's anything the media loves more than a scandal, it's the image of a cute, young political family living happily ever after.

[Dodger]

Every time I hear the name Bristol I think about the theme song to SportsCenter

[Jolie_Desastre]

People here want her to run in 2012....i **** you not :(

[Comicfilmer]

No, not really. She needs to be written out of history, entirely. The space wasted in my brain from having to watch her during the election in another world may have gone to curing cancer, establishing world peace, or coaching Ghostrider87 into a super-stud...now, however, that space is gone, used up by useless drivel. I will never get it back, ever. I will never get back the months of my life she consumed. She is a black hole, and must be silenced, forever.

Can someone with over 29,000 posts on a Super Hero movie forum really talk about wasted brain space? :hehe:

[ShadowBoxing]

Can someone with over 29,000 posts on a Super Hero movie forum really talk about wasted brain space? :hehe:
Hmmmmm...you're alright Comicfilmer.

[terry78]

Can someone with over 29,000 posts on a Super Hero movie forum really talk about wasted brain space? :hehe:


Touche, pussycat.

[FreeRadical]

I live in Bristol.

[terry78]

I live in Bristol.

I was going to say you're probably not the first guy to say....


eh, skip it.

[Scar Predator]

How about some basic humanity, people? I'm happy for the Palin family regardless of how I feel about Sarah's policies. Also, while I'm not on board with naming a child Bristol ( yikes!), the Palin's have never struck me as the redneck type. Believe me, I know redneckia when I see it as a product of Virginia.

As for Sarah's daughter, Levi ( yikes, another questionable name) and Bristol, I hope they fade into obscurity. I always feel bad for the kids of political types. They don't deserve scrutiny just because mommy or daddy ( or in the case of the Clintons, mommy and daddy) decides to run for office. That is something which I completely despite about politics and sensational journalism.