The Iron Man 2 caption thread

[ultimatefan]

Well, the movie´s up and running, so it´s time for it to have its own caption thread!

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FAVREAU: Okay, if Terrence Howard shows up, shoot to kill!

[kedrell]

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Favs: "We are sooooo money right now."
Matthew: "You know it, Jon."

[ultimatefan]

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FAVREAU: Well, as you can see, due to the current recession we had to cut down the crew for the sequel, but hey, you´ll barely notice the difference, right buddy?
CREW GUY: I wish I was dead.

[Iceburgeruk]

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Favreau: Luminescent flatulence has ever been my curse and my gift.
Other guy: Its a curse dude. Just a curse.

[Trevelyan006]

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Favreau: Where the bleep is the furniture?
Other Guy: How do you think we got Rourke?

[Troy_Parker]

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Jon: Dya think they'll notice the budget cuts?

Other Guy: ...

[Panthro]

Hehehe, budget cuts...

[Shadow-Guardian]

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Jon: I like ponies.

Other guy: Me too.

[Panthro]

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THOR: "What exactly is the deal here, mortal? You won't answer my letters, you won't return my calls, the God of Thunder will not be ignored!"
IRON MAN: "Dude, we went out for coffee!"

[Iceburgeruk]

THOR: Stop!!!!!
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THOR: Hammer time!

It had to be done.

[ultimatefan]

Some Gods can´t take a hint, can they?

hehe, hammer time...

[ultimatefan]

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No superhero can beat me in box office success, critical acclaim or award wins.

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Yeah, but will you be hitting THAT?

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Lucky bastard...

[ultimatefan]

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JON: Huh, where the f*** is the rest of the cast and crew?
CREW GUY: Somebody found out there´s a hole that allows you to see Scarlett Johannson changing in her dressing room.
JON: Really: And you still came due purely to loyalty and work ethics?
CREW GUY: Nah, I´m gay.

[MarvelFanClub]

lol

[Panthro]

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JON: Huh, where the f*** is the rest of the cast and crew?
CREW GUY: Somebody found out there´s a hole that allows you to see Scarlett Johannson changing in her dressing room.
JON: Really: And you still came due purely to loyalty and work ethics?
CREW GUY: Nah, I´m gay.
:hehe::hehe:

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TONY STARK: "Thor, dude, seriously, what the Hell happened to your costume? Did they really slash your budget that badly? And where's your hammer?"

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HE-MAN: "I'm Not Thor!!!"

[kedrell]

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Thor: "...1001, 1002, 1003."
Iron Man: "Uh, Mr. Thor? Steve said that you needed to see me."
Thor: "Oh, Mr. Stark. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back."
Iron Man: "Well, you asked me to come by, sir."
Thor: "Oh, did I?"
Iron Man: "Yes."
Thor: "Oh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."
Thor: "You have your ubulas muscle which connects to the upper dorsanus …. It’s boring, but it’s part of my life….. I’m just going to grab this shirt if you don’t mind. Just watch out for the guns. They'll get ya."
Iron Man: "You are pathetic. This has to be the feeblest attempt that I have ever encountered. You know, I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Thor, but not from you."
Thor: "Wait a minute! I-- feeble attempt? I-- I'm very offended. I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns at the mansion."
Iron Man: "Oh, stop calling your arms guns!"

[kedrell]

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Steve: "Ahem!"
Thor: "Huh?"
Steve: "Mr. Thor, you have a massive erection."
Thor: "Really?[looks down] Uh, yes...I do. Um, I'm sorry, it's the-- it's the pleats. It's uh, it's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's very flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to...the pants store. Oh, this is awkward. I'd better go."
Steve: "Yeah."
Thor[to everyone else]: "Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!"

[Figs]

edit: double post

[Figs]

Nice one Kedrell with the Anchorman quotes.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Marvel!

[ultimatefan]

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CAP: Who did this? Iron Monger? Mandarin? Justin Hammer?
THOR:No, 36 hours of non-srop love-making with Scarlett Johannson were too much for his heart. Even the reactor couldn´t stand it.
CAP: I was never jealous of his money or his lifestyle or his brilliant inventions, but dammit, I´m jealous of his death!
THOR: That makes two of us.

[Immortalfire]

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Spidey and Iron Man soon realized a staring contest probably wasn't going to work properly.

[kedrell]

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Iron Man: "I just got one thing to say to you after that 3rd movie of yours."
Spider-Man: "Oh yeah, what's that?"
Iron Man: "You're goin' down as Marvel's #1 movie franchise!!"

[Panthro]

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CAP: Who did this? Iron Monger? Mandarin? Justin Hammer?
THOR:No, 36 hours of non-srop love-making with Scarlett Johannson were too much for his heart. Even the reactor couldn´t stand it.
CAP: I was never jealous of his money or his lifestyle or his brilliant inventions, but dammit, I´m jealous of his death!
THOR: That makes two of us.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

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Iron Man: "I just got one thing to say to you after that 3rd movie of yours."
Spider-Man: "Oh yeah, what's that?"
Iron Man: "You're goin' down as Marvel's #1 movie franchise!!"
Nyahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

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Spidey and Iron Man soon realized a staring contest probably wasn't going to work properly.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha:hehe:


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HE-MAN: "I'm Not Thor!!!"

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TONY STARK: "I never said you were, friend."

[kedrell]

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Iron Man: "All you care about is the angst of youth. These fans deserve a better class of superhero movie. And I'm gonna give it to them."

[Panthro]

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Iron Man: "All you care about is the angst of youth. These fans deserve a better class of superhero movie. And I'm gonna give it to them."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Hehehehe, good one ked!

[Immortalfire]

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Iron Man: Beef-a-Roni.
Spidey: Beef-a-Ghetti.
Iron Man: Beef-a-Roni!
Spidey: Beef-a-Ghetti!
Iron Man: Beef-a-Roni!!!!!
Spidey: Beef-a-Ghetti!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Love the "better class of superhero" one.

[ultimatefan]

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SPIDEY: Spoiled brat drunken playboy!
IRON MAN: Crybaby geeky emo!

[Mal'Akai]

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Iron Man: For a god, you've got some ungodly pit odor!!!

[3dman27]

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shellhead"THOR will you please stop waiveing mjolnr over my head?

[Mal'Akai]

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Iron Man: Wow! You don't have any pouches on your belts!! Rob's gonna be pissed!!!
Thor: Whom is this, "Rob", of which thou speakith?

[Mal'Akai]

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Due to the recent economic downturn, Tony Stark ahs been forced to downgrade his armor to meet budget constraints.

[Mal'Akai]

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IM: Slap Nuts!!

[Mal'Akai]

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IM: Um, you've got something in your teeth.

[3dman27]

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clone THOR without consent?
Doth thoun think thy are dealing with SPIDER-MAN?

[Panthro]

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Iron Man: Wow! You don't have any pouches on your belts!! Rob's gonna be pissed!!!
Thor: Whom is this, "Rob", of which thou speakith?
Hahahahahahahaha
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

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THOR: I am Hanz!
IM: And I am Franz!
(together) And we´re here to PUMP. YOU. UP!!

[Immortalfire]

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Hey sweet cheeks, what's your sign?

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"No Trespassing".

[Superhero 101]

clone THOR without consent?
Doth thoun think thy are dealing with SPIDER-MAN?

lol

[Doctor Doom]

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Hey sweet cheeks, what's your sign?

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"No Trespassing".

Always great to see Samus and Iron Man jokes, even better if they're as clever as this one.

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/samus.jpg
Amy Winehouse? Nah, but I get that a lot.

[Shivsguy616]

clone THOR without consent?
Doth thoun think thy are dealing with SPIDER-MAN?

Aaaagh! What is the difficulty with ye olde English?

[Spider-ManHero12]

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Hey sweet cheeks, what's your sign?

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"No Trespassing". Lol. :woot:

[Christmas]

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No superhero can beat me in box office success, critical acclaim or award wins.

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Yeah, but will you be hitting THAT?

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Lucky bastard...

Tony Stark has apparently never seen The Prestige. Not only did he hit that, his twin brother did too. :hehe: :hehe:

[Panthro]

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IRON MAN: "So I hear you cheated on Sif with Wonder Woman."
THOR: "I thought Wonder Woman was Sif! It's not my fault they lookalike!"

[protocida]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: What happened to him!?

THOR: He watched "Dragonball: Evolution".

CAPTAIN AMERICA: :csad:

[Panthro]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: What happened to him!?

THOR: He watched "Dragonball: Evolution".

CAPTAIN AMERICA: :csad:
Hehehehe, OUCH.:hehe:

[Mal'Akai]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: What happened to him!?

THOR: He watched "Dragonball: Evolution".

CAPTAIN AMERICA: :csad:
More like he fell victim to Kirk 1701's extreme hate for the Ultimates.

[Mal'Akai]

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Cap: You wanna watch it with that damn thing, Thor!?!?!
Thor: Sorry.

[Panthro]

Mal, great to see you in the caption thread again!

[Mal'Akai]

Mal, great to see you in the caption thread again!
Thanks. I cruise most of them. Check out the Avengers' thread.
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?p=16738851#post16738851

[kedrell]

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Cap: "I've heard people say Tony is just an empty suit but I never actually believed them."

[ultimatefan]

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CAPITAIN: Dammit, I TOLD you it was too early to show him Scarlett Johannson naked!

[kedrell]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3695/mandarin.jpg

Next summer, Mascara-Man attacks!!

[ultimatefan]

That´s both funny and horrifying.

[ultimatefan]

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CAP: I TOLD him that goatee would get him confused with Sean Connery in Highlander!

[ultimatefan]

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CAP: The greatest combat suit the world has ever seen, and the idiot had to stick his head out of the bus...

[Panthro]

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THOR: "Let's get something straight right now, there's only one 'Return', and it ain't 'of the Jedi', it's 'of the King'!!!"
IRON MAN: "No more Clerks 2 for you."

[AnorexicBatman]

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Earl J Hickey: Number 42. Made Jon Fravreau lose his directing job for IRON MAN II ... and making him eat allot due to being depressed...

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Jon: Someday!! I'll get out of here and run of to Hollywood! I'll be big!! I'll make a superhero out of a rehabilitated drug addict by stuffing him in an iron suit and make him portray a playboy alcoholic... FANBOYS WILL WORSHIP ME!!! Like that British dude!!

Earl: Okay Okay! I was just asking if you wanted fries with that!

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

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EARL: Wow, all this speculation about who was going to be the main villain in Iron Man 2 and it turns out it´s Blob!
FAVREAU: Go to hell.

[Panthro]

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EARL: Wow, all this speculation about who was going to be the main villain in Iron Man 2 and it turns out it´s Blob!
FAVREAU: Go to hell.
Hehehehe, ouch.

[ultimatefan]

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EARL: Hadn´t you lost a lot of weight making the first Iron Man? What happened?

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JON: I have less time to make the sequel than I did to make the first, I have no idea how to top The Dark Knight, had to replace Terrence Howard, and hired a mousey petite actress to play Black Widow, okay?!? There´s a f***ing lot in my head right now!!

[Panthro]

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EARL: Hadn´t you lost a lot of weight making the first Iron Man? What happened?

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JON: I have less time to make the sequel than I did to make the first, I have no idea how to top The Dark Knight, had to replace Terrence Howard, and hired a mousey petite actress to play Black Widow, okay?!? There´s a f***ing lot in my head right now!!
:hehe:Hehehehehehehe, poor Jon.:hehe:

[AnorexicBatman]

Have fun guys! Next I'm going for Don Cheadle...

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Jon: Dear Robert... Gweneth Paltrow scratched your car...

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Jon: My My... look at that... a tiny iron man....

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Jon: Thought would have some fun with Don... thought he was like Terrence... Thought wrong... more like classy version of Samuel L.

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Another starlet denied a role. Another starlet goes in for the kill....

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Iron Man 3: Behind Iron Bars...

[Panthro]

^^:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro, and heheheheheh, poor Jon...

[Doctor Jones]

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EARL: Who are you?

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JON: Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!

[Doctor Jones]

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Jon: Dear Robert... I love you.

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Jon: My God, Robert I had no idea...

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Jon: ****. Turns out. Robert doesn't like men.

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JON: Women don't like me.

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JON: My life sucks.

[Doctor Jones]

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EARL: Is this what happens to every director after their third comic book film?

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JON: Raimi's in the back cooking burgers. Singer's taking out the trash. And Nolan is about to be cashier. Bet on it! And guess what? I'm manager mother****er!

[Doctor Jones]

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EARL: So did you hear? Nolan's Batman 3 isn't expected until 2012.

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JON: WHAT?! When the **** did this happen?

[Doctor Jones]

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EARL: I don't know how exactly how to say this... But... I got my blood test back and... we're brothers.

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[Doctor Jones]

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JON: So have you seen Watchmen yet?
EARL: No.

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[Doctor Jones]

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JON: What did you think of the Wolverine leak?
EARL: It was pretty good. I think it will be better than Star Trek and Terminator.

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[Doctor Jones]

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EARL: So I've been thinking... we should gang bang together.

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[Doctor Jones]

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EARL: I couldn't help but notice but... when you were next to me in the stall in the bathroom, you have a nice package.

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JON: Take your **** and get the **** out of here!

[kedrell]

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Jon: "Blah, blah, blah...Bale is such a great actor..blah, blah...he gains and loses tons of weight for film roles...blah, blah...well I'll bet he never put on 50 lbs. just to get in character for a single episode of a TV show, now did he?"

[Doctor Jones]

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Jon: You can't hold my dick for me anymore *****! This time, it's pay or nothing!

[Doctor Jones]

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Jon's attempt at selling Scientology wasn't a success.

[kedrell]

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EARL: "I hated your new Mall Cop movie."

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JON: "I AM NOT PAUL BLART!!"

[kedrell]

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Cap: "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

[3dman27]

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cap "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE"

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love the Favreau stuff.

[ultimatefan]

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jASON LEE: So, Don Cheadle replaced Terrence Howard, what if I replace Robert Downey Jr.?

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[Immortalfire]

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Captain America: "We have nothing to say, this shot of us is just badass.

[Immortalfire]

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"Samus, your body is like a holy temple."


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"Sorry Stark, there are no worship services today."

[Panthro]

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Cap: "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Love that quote.

[kedrell]

^Me too. Thanks

[Panthro]

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THOR, CAP & IM: "We Are The Three Amigos! And Amigos Forever We'll Be!"

[Panthro]

Sure thing, and back on the Ghostbusters -
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THOR, CAP & IM: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!"

[Panthro]

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IRON MAN: "Whaddaya say guys, let's show these DC boys how we do things down town."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We do it hard, we do it fast, we do it professionally."
THOR: "The time has come to open up an Asgardian can of whoop ass upon thee!"

[Panthro]

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IRON MAN: "These are my associates, Mr. Thor and Mr. Captain America. They will settle for nothing less than Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart, respectively."

[protocida]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: We're here for the Gang-bang.

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
THOR: "Marvel characters! Prepare For Glory! Eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!!!!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "What he said."
IRON MAN: "Ditto."

[Ryudoz]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
IM: So, uhhh Thor...
Thor: Yes?
IM: Well, I don't want to bring this up, but...
Thor: But?
IM: Well, Mjolnir's not... well it's lookin a bit short and stubby lately...
Thor: Oh. That. Umm... it's the roids.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
IM: So, uhhh Thor...
Thor: Yes?
IM: Well, I don't want to bring this up, but...
Thor: But?
IM: Well, Mjolnir's not... well it's lookin a bit short and stubby lately...
Thor: Oh. That. Umm... it's the roids.
:hehe:Hehehehe, it's always them damn roids.:hehe:

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Iron_Man_0976.jpg
"Look, Sir. Droids!"

[sdc10]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Iron_Man_0976.jpg
"Look, Sir. Droids!"

nice

[Mal'Akai]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
IM: I see you've been to Shocker's tailor.

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Iron_Man_0976.jpg
Look, I found Janet Reno´s beauty mask!

[ultimatefan]

http://i43.tinypic.com/15oujc0.png

EARL: Hey, remember that comics storyline where Tony Stark was replaced by a teen version? Wouldn´t be awesome to put it in the movies?

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[Doctor Jones]

http://i43.tinypic.com/15oujc0.png

EARL: Okay, so tonight, we role play. You can be Kirk and I can be Khan. It's scene 25 where Kirk yells into the radio at Khan.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ep4vfd.png
JON: Who the hell do you think you are? I'm KHAN mother****er!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i43.tinypic.com/15oujc0.png
EARL: We didn't sign up for this.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ep4vfd.png
JON: Who do you think you are? This is what we do.

[3dman27]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/iron_man_0976.jpg
inform lord destro that his new mask is ready

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Iron_Man_0976.jpg
"Look, Sir. Droids!"
:hehe:Hehehehe, that's great.:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Iron_Man_0976.jpg
Is this Iron Man or Doctor Doom? The nerds on Ebay will know the difference!

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehe, good one UF

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/ironman2x-large.jpg
Tony: "Well, looks like I got my Mark 1 back. Now my action figure collection is complete."

[Shadow-Guardian]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/ironman2x-large.jpg

Damn. I never knew Pepper was fiesty. But why is this site called 2girls1cup?

[protocida]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/ironman2x-large.jpg

TONY STARK: Hey, I got a new E-Mail from Bruce Wayne. "2 girls 1 cup", huh? Sounds cool, I'll take a look...

30 MINUTES LATER:

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg

IRON MAN: You motherfu**ing son-of-a-Bit**!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/ironman2x-large.jpg

STARK: My God... 200 dollars for porn by the hour?!

[protocida]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/ironman2x-large.jpg

Tony Stark's reaction after watching "Dragonball: Evolution" Online.

[protocida]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/Iron_Man_0976.jpg
Thug: Leonardo DiCaprio was here!

[Superhero 101]

^^^
hahahaha

[Superhero 101]

]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/ironman2x-large.jpg

Tony: Its not my Fault that your movie sucked Logan if there is one man You want to blame, Blame Tom Rothman.

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/ironman2x-large.jpg

TONY STARK: Hey, I got a new E-Mail from Bruce Wayne. "2 girls 1 cup", huh? Sounds cool, I'll take a look...

30 MINUTES LATER:

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg

IRON MAN: You motherfu**ing son-of-a-Bit**!
All this stuff's great, but this one of Iron Man strangling Batman gets the: :hehe::hehe::hehe:

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=Superhero 101;16854482]]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/ironman2x-large.jpg

/QUOTE]
i knew sponsoring this boxing PPV of gwynneth paltrow vs scarlett johannsen was a money maker

[Doctor Jones]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg

IRON MAN: Say it. Say it!
BATMAN: *sigh* Even though my film was the biggest film of 2008, your film showed that a fun and light comic book film can be damn good as well and not just a darker and heavy handed comic book film. Darker isn't always better.
IRON MAN: Damn right!

[Venomaniac]

http://i43.tinypic.com/15oujc0.png

EARL: Wasn't Deadpool as Weapon XI the most awesome thing you've ever seen?

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ep4vfd.png

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg

IRON MAN: Say it. Say it!
BATMAN: *sigh* Even though my film was the biggest film of 2008, your film showed that a fun and light comic book film can be damn good as well and not just a darker and heavy handed comic book film. Darker isn't always better.
IRON MAN: Damn right!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
You tell 'em shell-head!

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Upstage me at the box office will you?!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "This'll teach ya not to pick on helpless crew members on the set of a Terminator film!"
BATMAN: "For the last time that wasn't me!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "This is for Wolverine's character in the Prestige!"
BATMAN: "Don't you mean Hugh Jackman's character in the Prestige?"
IRON MAN: "Same thing!"

[bossman550]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/163.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What happened to him!?

THOR: He O.D. on viagra.

[kedrell]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Vito Corleone says hello!"

[Panthro]

Hehe, nice Godfather gag there ked.

[LeperMessiah]

http://i43.tinypic.com/15oujc0.png

EARL: Wasn't Deadpool as Weapon XI the most awesome thing you've ever seen?

http://i44.tinypic.com/2ep4vfd.png



This is genius. As soon as I read Earl's line, I had the EXACT expression on my face that Jon does.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/163.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What happened to him!?
THOR: Seeing Ryan Reynolds perfect but short performance as Wade Wilson only to then be completely gone from the film until the end which isn't Ryan Reynolds at all, it's some random stuntman and they call him "Deadpool" but he's really just a dude in red pants with his mouth closed.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: The butchering of another beloved character from Fox?
THOR: Simply put. Yes.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/163.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What happened to him!?
THOR: Imagining Megan Fox naked was too much to handle for him it seems.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Well, we're all used to it. His first time?
THOR: Yup.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What the hell took him so long?

[protocida]

:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/163.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What happened to him!?
THOR: Imagining Megan Fox naked was too much to handle for him it seems.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Well, we're all used to it. His first time?
THOR: Yup.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What the hell took him so long?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Brilliant.

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/163.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What happened to him!?
THOR: Seeing Ryan Reynolds perfect but short performance as Wade Wilson only to then be completely gone from the film until the end which isn't Ryan Reynolds at all, it's some random stuntman and they call him "Deadpool" but he's really just a dude in red pants with his mouth closed.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: The butchering of another beloved character from Fox?
THOR: Simply put. Yes.
:hehe:Nyehehehehehehehehehe:hehe:
Ouch

[mjbull23]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "This'll teach ya not to pick on helpless crew members on the set of a Terminator film!"
BATMAN: "For the last time that wasn't me!"

LMAO :hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Love the Terminator rant one and the Deadpool one.

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
TONY: Hah, we made you think we were going to show the first pic of my new Iron Man suit but we didn´t, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah!

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
TONY: Hmmm, by my calculations, X-Men Origins: Wolverine will drop more than 60% in its second weekend...

[Panthro]

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
hehehehehe, good ones UF!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks guys!

[Doctor Jones]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg

*Tony's reaction to Wolverine's opening weekend."

TONY: ****.

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "So you're the one who's been sabotaging all the Fox made Marvel films!"
BATMAN: "Clearly you've never heard of Tom Rothman!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Marvel character or not, no way in Hell am I letting you sabotage the Green Lantern film!!!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Dead or Alive, you're coming with me!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Give me back my porn or I rip your head off!"

[Panthro]

This one was inspired by NotFadeAway's signature -

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "From now on all you DC thugs will be the Coca-Cola to Marvel's Pepsi!"
BATMAN: "Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Getting rid of Wally West's Flash and replacing him with Barry Allen thus reversing the very meaning of Barry's sacrifice from the old Crisis?! What are you people f***ing nuts?! Are you suddenly taking tips from Tom Rothman?! Answer me damn it!"
BATMAN: "Look I have no control over DC's executive decisions, and I don't pretend to understand DC's executive decisions, I just work for them!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
BATMAN: "Beating me up in front of my fans?! Just who the Hell do you think you are?!"
IRON MAN: "What are you dense? Are you retarded? I'm the Goddamn Iron Man!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Where's your Messiah now?!"
BATMAN: "In court fighting for joint custody of his bastard son from SR."
IRON MAN: "Ouch."

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
BATMAN: "What do you think you're doing?! This is a closed set!"
IRON MAN: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Jon Favreau!"
BATMAN: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "I'm the Juggernaut, b****!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: What are you complaining about?!? I´m ensuring next time you´ll get an Oscar nomination too!

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
TONY: So, if I´m correct, of all people who read my comics and see my movies, hot chicks represent about 0,3% of the demographics... Crap.

[Panthro]

hehehehe, good stuff UF.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[Panthro]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
TONY: "Wait a minute, Ashton Kutcher is the front runner to play Captain America?! What the Hell kinda sick joke is that?!"

[ultimatefan]

A sick joke it is. To think he once seriously lobbyed to play Batman...

[Panthro]

A sick joke it is. To think he once seriously lobbyed to play Batman...
And was said to be among the front runners for Superman as well.

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "How could you let Katie Holmes get sucked into the mad, mad mad world of Tom Cruise?! Look what it did to her career!"
BATMAN: "If you could call what she had a career, a bunch of mediocre to poor films and a long running WB teen drama."

[Doctor Jones]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: Haha you cheeky bastard! My sequel doesn't come out in the same year as yours! My film will now rule 2010!
BATMAN: But mine will dominate 2010 through 2013.
IRON MAN: Come again?
BATMAN: Well, it's simple. You see, my awesomness of last years film spawned countless following, marketing, comic book films to strive for in general, so my awesomness of last year should spread until next year. Which interupts your year. But that's the year the awesoness of my film wears off. But when my third film comes out in 2013, it will make up for all of the awesomness it lost. Spanning three years.
IRON MAN: Then I'll just have to kill Chris Nolan.
BATMAN: ****!

[Doctor Jones]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: Admit it. I'm a bigger player than you are! Even Keaton got more healthy vagina than you!

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, Panthro, Doc!

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
TONY: Let me see, till this point the current crisis has eaten up about 88% of my profits... Guess Iron Man will start to take commute with the air force...

[Doctor Jones]

Thanks UF!

[Doctor Jones]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
ROBERT: My God. These new Sherlock Holmes pictures kick ass!

[Doctor Jones]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg

Tony reaction to finding the Megan Fox sex tape.

[Panthro]

Good stuff UF, Jones.

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Who does #2 work for?! Who does #2 work for?!?!?!?!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehe.

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
TONY: So, I developed this futuristic mega hi-tech video screen... To show two bright curvy colored lines? What a waste of time and money!

[Gold Samurai]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7498/bruceundalfred.jpg
Alfred- Are close to catching this pervert yet?

Bruce- Not now, i'm posing as a 16 year old girl


http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg


Stark- When can we meet?

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5592/78339408.jpg


Bruce- Here's my log on AIM

Lucious- We've got the bastard now

[Milu]

Genius caps, guys :applaud .

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Why you little!"
BATMAN: "Gak!"
IRON MAN: "I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!"

[SPider-T0rch]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
Iron Man: Tell your execs to get the goddamn Green Lantern movie moving!
Batman: Why??? He isn't even that popular!!
Iron Man: I wasn't that popular before, now look at me! Don't give me that bull****!

[BlueLightning]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Tony: Aren't I just good enough to eat?

[Spider-ManHero12]

Genius caps, guys :applaud .

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Why you little!"
BATMAN: "Gak!"
IRON MAN: "I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!" Lol. :woot:

[Panthro]

http://screenrant.com/images/iron-man-batman.jpg
Iron Man: Tell your execs to get the goddamn Green Lantern movie moving!
Batman: Why??? He isn't even that popular!!
Iron Man: I wasn't that popular before, now look at me! Don't give me that bull****!
:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud

[Panthro]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7498/bruceundalfred.jpg
Alfred- Are close to catching this pervert yet?

Bruce- Not now, i'm posing as a 16 year old girl


http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg


Stark- When can we meet?

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5592/78339408.jpg


Bruce- Here's my log on AIM

Lucious- We've got the bastard now
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[Redd]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Tony: I am just awesome.

[Aesop Rocks]

http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
Tony: How in the hell did I get my Mark 1 back?

[ultimatefan]

Grat stuff all around guys, especially the GL rant.

[ultimatefan]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
TONY: ...Because some parts of your body need more fresh air than others...

[3dman27]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/bluelightning09/funny/downeyironman2.jpg
tony: ...because some parts of your body need more fresh air than others...

thats shellheads new armor?
Cool

[PimpDaddyDOC-OCK]

In full "Iron Man" ensemble, Robert Downey Jr. had a few of the "World's Best Donuts" yesterday -- inside one of the world's biggest.


http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/08/iron-man-eats-donut-hole-in-one/

[ultimatefan]

The one about the Mark 1 sut is genius.

[Ryudoz]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Tony: And they said Iron Underwear with repulsor bandoleers wouldn't work.

[Aesop Rocks]

The one about the Mark 1 sut is genius.

There's like 10. :P

[Panthro]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Tony: "What do you mean you didn't like my work in Tropic Thunder?!"

[Aesop Rocks]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Tony: "What do you mean you didn't like my work in Tropic Thunder?!"
HAHAHA! Going off that...
Tony: What do you mean YOU people?

[Panthro]

Thanks Aesop.

RDJ owned Tropic Thunder.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Tony: "Didn't like the new Star Trek?! What the Hell?!"

[Aesop Rocks]

:word: Thanks man! I shall try.

[Mal'Akai]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Stark: Like the new suit? Rob designed it. He kept saying, "More straps!!" and, "Just hide the damn feet!!!" I don't get it.

[Metal Spidey]

Here's a few I came up with. Feel free to tell me how lame they are. I can only get better over time.

http://i544.photobucket.com/albums/hh329/MTGPics/shh/iron-man-batman.jpg
Iron Man: Tell me, how did you gross so much in the box office?
Batman: The secret is to not make it a comic book movie.
Iron Man: Oh now I know you're lying to me.

http://i544.photobucket.com/albums/hh329/MTGPics/shh/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
Iron Man thinking: So that's what a GMILF scat party looks like.

http://i544.photobucket.com/albums/hh329/MTGPics/shh/200.jpg
Donut guy: Here you are Mr. Downey

Robert Downey Jr.: Do I look like I eat from just any donut guy?

[Morg]

People please don't hot link, otherwise I'll have to start banning or give out infractions. I don't like editing all these posts just because some of you are too lazy to host the pics yourself

[Mal'Akai]

People please don't hot link, otherwise I'll have to start banning or give out infractions. I don't like editing all these posts just because some of you are too lazy to host the pics yourself
I didn't hotlink, did I? I quoted a previous posted and then removed everything but the picutre.

[Morg]

I didn't hotlink, did I? I quoted a previous posted and then removed everything but the picutre.

You are fine, but please remember and that means everyone else if you see a pic being hotlink don't quote or use it

Pretty sure the one I noticed using this http://screenrant.com is hotlink and was hoping the users would remove it and replace the pic, looks like I will have to do a some pruning later :csad:

[Metal Spidey]

You are fine, but please remember and that means everyone else if you see a pic being hotlink don't quote or use it

Pretty sure the one I noticed using this http://screenrant.com is hotlink and was hoping the users would remove it and replace the pic, looks like I will have to do a some pruning later :csad:

My bad. I was using any random pictures from the thread, I'll host them myself immediately.

Edit: All done. I put them all on my own photobucket account.

[Doctor Jones]

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7498/bruceundalfred.jpg
Alfred- Are close to catching this pervert yet?

Bruce- Not now, i'm posing as a 16 year old girl


http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg


Stark- When can we meet?

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5592/78339408.jpg


Bruce- Here's my log on AIM

Lucious- We've got the bastard now

Genius.

[mjbull23]

LOL good stuff

[ultimatefan]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Tony: Crap, I KNEW I had forgotten something in the bedroom when the husband arrived...

[Aesop Rocks]

Ha!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[Doctor Jones]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
TONY: No, I didn't see Star Trek yet in case you were wondering. But I did sabatoge it's box office.
AGENT: Tony... it's also part of Paramount.
TONY: The new Star Trek film? I LOVED IT!

[Mal'Akai]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
Stark: Shouldn't there be a s***load of pouches on all these straps??

[protocida]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
TONY: Style. Either you have it, or you're not Tony Stark.

[protocida]

http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-3b.jpg
SUPERMAN: Who did this?

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/I/iron_man_xl_01--film-A.jpg
IRON MAN: Err... It was an... huh... A tall guy, with an... an... an eye-patch. Yeah, yeah, and eye-patch. And he sad an accent, I don't know, I just got here...

[Superhero 101]

^^
hehe

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7498/bruceundalfred.jpg
Alfred- Are close to catching this pervert yet?

Bruce- Not now, i'm posing as a 16 year old girl


http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg


Stark- When can we meet?

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5592/78339408.jpg


Bruce- Here's my log on AIM

Lucious- We've got the bastard now

Going After This
2 DAYS LATER

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/tony-stark-babes.jpg

Tony: Are You Sure you girls are over 18?

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/hannsen.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/iron.jpg

Tony: Now you listen to me Wayne....

[LeperMessiah]

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/hannsen.jpg




Who is this man? His face..... displeases me.

[Panthro]

http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-3b.jpg
SUPERMAN: Who did this?

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/I/iron_man_xl_01--film-A.jpg
IRON MAN: Err... It was an... huh... A tall guy, with an... an... an eye-patch. Yeah, yeah, and eye-patch. And he sad an accent, I don't know, I just got here...
:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud

[Panthro]

^^
hehe

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/7498/bruceundalfred.jpg
Alfred- Are close to catching this pervert yet?

Bruce- Not now, i'm posing as a 16 year old girl


http://cdn-www.mania.com/content_pics/000004/91/49/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg


Stark- When can we meet?

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5592/78339408.jpg


Bruce- Here's my log on AIM

Lucious- We've got the bastard now

Going After This
2 DAYS LATER

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/tony-stark-babes.jpg

Tony: Are You Sure you girls are over 18?

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/hannsen.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/iron.jpg

Tony: Now you listen to me Wayne....
Bwahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: "Where in the name of Valhalla is my caption thread?! I have my own forums but no caption thread to go with it!"
IRON MAN: "Dude I keep telling you you have to wait until they actually start filming your movie and production stills get released, only then can the users actually make captions for you! Until then, you're gonna have to be a guest star in the captions until then!"
THOR: "Guest star?! Who do you think you're dealing with here, Ant-Man?!?!?!"

[Superhero 101]

Who is this man? His face..... displeases me.

his Name is Charles Hanssen and he is on To Catch a Predator Dateline it is some funny stuff

[Superhero 101]

http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-3b.jpg
SUPERMAN: Who did this?

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/I/iron_man_xl_01--film-A.jpg
IRON MAN: Err... It was an... huh... A tall guy, with an... an... an eye-patch. Yeah, yeah, and eye-patch. And he sad an accent, I don't know, I just got here...

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/patch.jpg
Wolverine: Don't look at me Bub!

[Panthro]

http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-3b.jpg
SUPERMAN: Who did this?

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/I/iron_man_xl_01--film-A.jpg
IRON MAN: Err... It was an... huh... A tall guy, with an... an... an eye-patch. Yeah, yeah, and eye-patch. And he sad an accent, I don't know, I just got here...

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/patch.jpg
Wolverine: Don't look at me Bub!
:applaud:applaud:applaud

[Immortalfire]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
(reading Superhero Hype)
Stark: "I contacted the Federal Communications Commission and issued a complaint against this website. The complaint states that my civil rights and freedom of speech have been violated."

[protocida]

http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-3b.jpg
SUPERMAN: Who did this?

http://www.channel4.com/film/media/images/Channel4/film/I/iron_man_xl_01--film-A.jpg
IRON MAN: Err... It was an... huh... A tall guy, with an... an... an eye-patch. Yeah, yeah, and eye-patch. And he sad an accent, I don't know, I just got here...

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e64/Adamantiumclawz/patch.jpg
Wolverine: Don't look at me Bub!
:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud:applaud

Nice follow-up, Supes.

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
(reading Superhero Hype)
Stark: "I contacted the Federal Communications Commission and issued a complaint against this website. The complaint states that my civil rights and freedom of speech have been violated."
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[Mal'Akai]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/3b6f6cca05914872_large.jpg
(reading Superhero Hype)
Stark: "I contacted the Federal Communications Commission and issued a complaint against this website. The complaint states that my civil rights and freedom of speech have been violated."
So, Kirk 1701 was really Tony Stark?!?!?!?

[kedrell]

I guess so. He was just ****in' with us. ;)

[Immortalfire]

I guess so. He was just ****in' with us. ;)

In that case, he might really have been Stark. lol

[Aesop Rocks]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb308/AttackingSunday/iron-man-batman.jpg
Tony thinking to himself: It's simple, I'll kill the Batman.

[Doctor Jones]

Who is this man? His face..... displeases me.

In that case, there could be something wrong with you.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Airon-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Get outta my caption thread!"
BATMAN: "Never!"

[Milu]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Airon-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Tell Bronfman that this is what will happen to him if his drones at Warner Music Group keep muting the audio on my AMVs!"

[ultimatefan]

Tonsa great stuff, guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk6/BlueLightning09/Funny/downeyironman2.jpg
TONY: If Star Trek beats me at the box office, I´ll be naked through the entire sequel!!

[Doctor Jones]

http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-3b.jpg
SUPERMAN: Before my friend Bruce died, he told me this: He would rather be dead than be a goddamn caveman.

[Panthro]

http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/batman-dead-3b.jpg
SUPERMAN: Before my friend Bruce died, he told me this: He would rather be dead than be a goddamn caveman.
Hehe, cavemen get no love.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Airon-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: "Say it! Say it!"
BATMAN: "Gagk- Superman could never have out-fought Thor!"
IRON MAN: "Damn right!"

[Ryudoz]

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/01Airon-man-batman.jpg
Batman: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Iron Man: Of course I do. I didn't sleep with all those chiropractor's assistants for nothing. Now just hold on a second... and *BLAST*.... oops.
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/batman-dead-3b.jpg
Superman: Who did this?
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/iron_man_2_twitter.jpg
Iron Man: Umm... well, umm, certainly not me. I think it was some wacky guy with some crazy rings or something.
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/frustrated-alan-moore1.jpg
Alan Moore: Don't look at me.

[Mal'Akai]

Double Post

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/ironspider.jpg
Iron Man: I came, I saw, I kicked it's ass!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/ironspider.jpg
IRON MAN: Huh, Jon, are you sure the writer knows what "black widow" means in the comics?

Or:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/ironspider.jpg
IRON MAN: C´mon, I thought Scarlett Johansson was playing Black Widow, not Amy Winehouse!

[bossman550]

Nice one UF

[bossman550]

sorry double post

[Panthro]

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/01Airon-man-batman.jpg
Batman: Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Iron Man: Of course I do. I didn't sleep with all those chiropractor's assistants for nothing. Now just hold on a second... and *BLAST*.... oops.
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/batman-dead-3b.jpg
Superman: Who did this?
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/iron_man_2_twitter.jpg
Iron Man: Umm... well, umm, certainly not me. I think it was some wacky guy with some crazy rings or something.
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/frustrated-alan-moore1.jpg
Alan Moore: Don't look at me.
:hehe::hehe::hehe:
Nice.

[Panthro]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/ironspider.jpg
Iron Man: I came, I saw, I kicked it's ass!!!
Can never go wrong with a Ghostbusters quote.:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/ironspider.jpg
IRON MAN: Huh, Jon, are you sure the writer knows what "black widow" means in the comics?

Or:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/ironspider.jpg
IRON MAN: C´mon, I thought Scarlett Johansson was playing Black Widow, not Amy Winehouse!
Those are both brilliant. :hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
IRON MAN: "So Superman beat you up once-"
THOR: "He cheated! That bastard of steel cheated I tell thee!"
IRON MAN: "Sure he did."
THOR: "Watch the sarcasm mortal, or this hammer goes right up your iron ass!"

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Airon-man-batman.jpg
IRON MAN: Are you still a cop?
BATMAN: No!
IRON MAN: Swear on your mother's grave you're still not a cop?
BATMAN: I'm not a ****ing cop!
IRON MAN: Are you going to stop doing coke deals with your jerk-off ****ing cousin?
BATMAN: Yes, yes, yes!
IRON MAN: Alright, alright. You're okay, you'll be alright. Get your hand taken care of.

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/iron_man_2_twitter.jpg

IRON MAN: I'm sorry, but it was necessary. As for our problem with Providence - let's not cry over some spilled guineas.

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/whiplash.jpg
Whiplash: "Hello, I'll be your S&M host for this evening."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg

Thor: "Thou wenst over mine helmet?!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Great stuff all atound guys, especially the Departed quote.

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/whiplash.jpg
WHIPLASH: Lightsabers can kiss my ass!

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/whiplash.jpg
crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it
now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good
when a good time turns around
you must whip it
you will never live it down
unless you whip it
no one gets away
until they whip it
i say whip it
whip it good
i say whip it
whip it good
crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
when a problem comes along
you must whip it
before the cream sits out too long
you must whip it
when something's going wrong
you must whip it
now whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to whip it
whip it good

[3dman27]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/whiplash.jpg
whiplash: Lightsabers can kiss my ass!

i think you sig is unfinished

[Doctor Jones]

Thank UF. Yours are good too.

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: I'm being played by James Kirk's dad!
IRON MAN: And I'm played by a two time Academy Award Nominated Actor who prior stuggled with drug abuse. He then went on as one of the greatest comebacks in history and now has an assload of success. Sequels, spinoffs, toys, games, and playing another race!
THOR: ....

[ultimatefan]

Thaqnks and hehehehehehehehe

[Mal'Akai]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/whiplash.jpg
WHIPLASH: Lightsabers can kiss my ass!
OR-----
Whiplash: Darth Maul!! Ain't got s***!! On me!!!

(to paraphrase Trainging Day)