Corrupt A Wish

[Darkfly]

Basically you make a wish and then the next person 'corrupts' it and makes a new one and so on. it goes like this

#1: I want a new phone
#2: You get a new phone, 2 seconds before it turns into a hamster. I want a pony


I'll start:

I want a pancake

[Sensi]

You get a pancake but its all soggy due to the sausage. I want another new avy.

[Borax]

You can have a new avy but it'll be 1px by 1px

I want a new yacht

[Sensi]

You can have one but it is at the bottom of the ocean.

I want a new sundress.

[Darkfly]

You get a new one but I take it, cut it up & makes into new curtains

I want to never go to sleep

[Sensi]

You will never go to sleep but you will have to talk on the phone the entire time.

I want to be loved and adored by many. LOL

[Darkfly]

People shall adore you but only one shall love you

I want an ice cream sandwich

[Sensi]

You will get and ice cream sandwich but you have to share it with me.

I want to dance under the moonlight.

[Darkfly]

You can dance under the moonlight but it shall be a pale cardboard cut out of the moonlight

I want a two seat swing

[Sensi]

You can have your two seat swing but it will be placed right over the sprinkler.

I want to sit on the roof of a bowling alley and look at the stars.

[Darkfly]

You shall sit on a roof of a bowling alley and look at the stars but your fall over the edge

I want warm winters

[Sensi]

You shall have warm winters but you have to live in Antarctica in the summer.

I want to live in Alaska.

[Darkfly]

You will live in Alaska but then it shall be renamed Flaska

I want some hot coco with marshmallows

[Sensi]

You can have hot coco with marshmallows but only on Christmas Eve.

I want sweet peas.

[Darkfly]

You can have some sweet peas but they are withered & dead by the time they reach you

I want to buy a gift worth $50 for somebody

[VampElvis]

You purchase the gift and give away not knowing that during manufacturing it has been contaminated with a chemical that instantly destroys small intestine of whomever first touches it outside the packaging.

I wish colony collapse disorder would be prevented.

[AxlsAppetite]

colony collapse disorder will be prevented, but in finding a way to prevent it an even worse disorder emerges.

I wish the AFD or UYI line-ups of Guns N' Roses would reunite.

[Sensi]

They will reunite but sing like Boy George.

I want to mod this forum.

[VampElvis]

You mod this forum
But no one will post in it.

[Sensi]

but they will figure out I am actually a celebrity and then they will post again

I wish to watch Marley and Me tomorrow.

[AxlsAppetite]

you will, but with commentary by Bob Goldthwait

i wish i had twin katanas.

[ih8nyy]

you will, but with commentary by Bob Goldthwait

i wish i had twin katanas.

You will, but they will be made out of wet spaghetti noodles.

I wish a money tree would grow in my back yard.

[VampElvis]

You can and will, but it will only yield Chilean Pesos (look up the exchange rate <shudder>).

I wish I could catch a break once in a while.

[Sensi]

You will catch a break but not the kind you want.

I wish I wasn't so naive about things

[kingman]

You will be less naive but become reclusive and live with silent monks in the mountains

I wish I could be king for a day

[Sensi]

You will be but I will be the queen and make your life miserable Lol

I wish headaches didn't exist.

[VampElvis]

Headaches don't exist, but only because we evolve brains and eyes in our thorax and no longer have heads.

I wish I was better as chemistry.

[Shemtov]

You are better at chemistry...... but nobody will talk to a chemist.

I wish to own every comic book ever published by marvel and DC and bought companies.

[McGraw]

Everybody shall have the urge to give you all the comics but then where you keep them all shall burst into flames spontanously.

I wish the next few years could pass in a second

[C.F. Kane]

Given the age of the universe and the relative timescale adjusted for cosmic purposes, "the next few years" end up being several hundred millenia. You wake up and land-dwelling squids are now the dominant species on the planet.

I wish my clothes never shrank in the wash.

[Shemtov]

They don't, but know they grow.

I wish all my sports teams awould be constant champions!

[Sensi]

All your sport teams will be champions but they will be stripped of their titles because of illegal activities.

I wish someone would give me flowers.

[McGraw]

Somebody will but you have to wait a few years but then they get run over only a block away from you

I wish to sneak off and surprise somebody without them knowing

[Sensi]

You will surprise someone without them knowing but they will think you are a bad guy and beat you with a bat.

I wish it would rain.

[McGraw]

The forecast shall say it shall rain but then as the clouds pass overhead it rains everywhere apart from a 1000 yard radius from where you are

I wish I had a baseball bat

[Sensi]

You have a baseball bat but it is the size of your pinky.

I wish I was in a mountain cabin.

[McGraw]

You go to a mountain cabin but when you get inside you are transported to the Enterprise

I wish minorities previaled more often

[C.F. Kane]

Because your wish makes no sense, you are immediately given a three-headed goat who can sing the complete works of Billy Joel a cappella, as is the custom for granting wishes that make no sense.

I wish to live with people who love me, and whom I love back.

[Shemtov]

You do....But they are Bizzaro's who perception of love is messed up.


I wish my baseball team would win tonight.

[Sensi]

They will and all the moms and daddies will be happy and make you mascot.

I wish i could hear from a friend who disappeared.

[SpeterMan3]

You do, but your friend is now an assassin hired to take you out.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Sensi]

You wish you knew what to wish for but as soon as you do your life will be over

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Pink Ranger]

You wish you knew what to wish for but as soon as you do your life will be over

I wish I wasn't so tired.

You never sleep, ever again, and it drives you insane being awake and never being able to dream or rest.

I wish I was the greatest singer in the world.

[Sensi]

You will be the greatest singer in the world. However, you will lose your voice after one day.

I wish a big company would accept my idea.

[Pink Ranger]

A big company did accept your idea. Except that big company was Chrysler. Fiat buys Chysler, and takes your idea to Europe, and they only sell your product in Monaco, Luxembourg and Litchenstein. Eventually it's considered too "niche" an idea and goes the way of Crystal Pepsi.

I wish Arrested Development was never cancelled.

[MessiahDecoy123]

Arrested Development isn't canceled but to boost ratings the cast is replaced by American Idol contestants. Needless to say the show now sucks.

I wish I could make women orgasm with just a thought.

[Sensi]

You will be able to the only problem you will have is they will be 80 and older.

I wish my wish wouldn't be corrupted.

[Soapy]

Your wish won't be corrupted.

...but for unrelated reasons a spider bites you.

I wish my friend would get online.

[BlueLightning]

He will, but you'll be offline when he does.

I wish I could sleep right now.

[Soapy]

You'll go to sleep, but never wake up.

I wish that James Cameron's Avatar comes out to high critical acclaim, makes two billion dollars, and is beloved by everyone for decades to come.

[Mercy]

James Cameron's avatar uses some of his money to create a Doomsday device and takes over the world.

I wish i had sparkly red lip gloss.

[Sensi]

You will have sparkly red lip gloss but won't be able to wear it.

I wish to read 'The Road'.

[Mercy]

You will read The Road, but only one chapter, thus finding loosing it.

I wish to meet Kaley Cuoco

[Sensi]

You will meet her in sixty years in a nursing home in your hometown.

I wish summers were cold.

[Mercy]

Summers become extremely cold and you get severe frost bites.

I wish I had a pair of Coco Chanel sunglasses.

[Sensi]

You get a pair of Coco Chanel sunglasses only to discover that cute, white poodles where that style and color.

I wish I had a negative-edge swimming pool

[Sensi]

Edit I wish I hadn't double posted

[Bubastis]

you double post, and drown.
I wish I could save the world

[BlueLightning]

You will, but it wouldn't be our world.

I wish for rain tomorrow.

[Sensi]

You will have rain but it will last 40 days and 40 nights

I wish to walk along the beach at sunset.

[BlueLightning]

You will walk along the beach at sunset, but then an astronomic event will make the Earth stop moving and rotating so the sunset will never end, and you will walk forever.

I wish for having Pizza tomorrow.

[Venomaniac]

You will, but it will be crawling with cockroaches

I wish I had a girlfriend

[Bruce Banner]

You will get a girlfriend who end up being the greastest until your married who ends up draining your wallet of all your cash and sleeping with the comcast guy.

I wish that in Part 3 Max Payne wouldn't be fat or bald

[Sensi]

He won't be fat or bald but you will :D

I wish all the bad times could disappear.

[SpeterMan3]

They will, but the only thing on TV will be Good Times reruns.

I wish I could sing as well as Michael Jackson.

[Sensi]

You will sing like MJ but everyone will think you are a copycat and you will end up singing on skid row

I wish I could be an angel.

[BlueLightning]

You will be an angel... of Death.

I wish for a new watch.

[BlackLantern]

It will be a new watch, but every time you gaze upon it, it will show you the time of death of the last person you talked to...and will be impossible to take off

I wish for bacon

[Sensi]

You will get your bacon but only in diet coke
http://i428.photobucket.com/albums/qq5/loonyavies/diet_coke_bacon.jpg

I wish for less stressful times.

[Vgerland]

You will get your less stressful times but only because you will be totally zonked out and in a deep coma like state only to be awakened by a perfect prince who may never come.


I wish to fall madly in love again.

[BlueLightning]

You will fall madly in love...with bacon.

I wish for a new MP3 player.

[Vgerland]

You will win a new MP Player but it will fall into the frying pan while you are frying bacon the very next morning.


I wish a handsome man would come into my life who also loves bacon and sweep me off my feet.

[Masquerade]

A handsome bacon loving man will sweep you off your feet. Literally. With a broom. Your leg will be broken as a result.

I wish I had enough posts for an avatar.

[C.F. Kane]

You will get enough posts for an avatar, but they will all be centered around your love of Twilight fanfic, thus destroying all the respect that the other posters may have for you by the time you get your avatar, which will be a photoshopped nude of Robert Pattinson.

I wish to have the body of a Greek God.

[BlackLantern]

You can have the body of a Greek god, carved out of marble.....literally...you get to be a statue for the rest of your days....birds will poop on you

I wish to know when someone is telling the truth

[Vgerland]

You have the power of knowing when people are telling the truth but it is not the truth you were after and it only makes you mad.


I too wish I had enough posts for an avatar.

[BlueLightning]

You will have enough posts for an avatar, and it will be a picture of bacon.

I wish school wouldn't start next week.

[knowsbleed]

Your school postpones the start of school for a month but you find out that all the other schools have a battle of the sexiest females contest. Your school was supposed to hand pick the contestants but since your school was postponed... they had to hand the privilege over to your rivals.


I wish Megan Fox was my mistress.

[BlueLightning]

OK, now that's a wish corrupted :cmad:

Megan Fox will be your mistress... but you will get cryogenically frozen and will be awakened in 60 years, when she will be 83 years old.

I wish for a bottle of water that never ends.

[Sensi]

You will have that along with a severe urinary infection ..ouch.

I wish too hide where no one would ever find me

[Vgerland]

Your wish was granted and you are hidden where no one can find you to tell you that you won the biggest lottery ever and time has run out to claim the prize 1 Billion Dollars tax free.


I wish I was a beautiful movie star that everyone loved.

[Sensi]

You are a beautiful movie star but you were so loved that everyone stayed away from you and you never had a true love

I wish drinking helped ease the pain.

[knowsbleed]

Drinking eased your pain but then you woke up the next morning next to... MORG!


I wish I could sleep with a beautiful female celebrity everyday with no repurcussions.

[BlueLightning]

You will, but that last sentence make a paradox on the logic of this thread that will make the universe explode instantly, thus making your wish void, so you can make that wish again and you will be trapped in a loop forever.

I wish to have a device that allows me to manipulate time and space.

[Vgerland]

You have a device that allows you to manipulate time and space but you are on the outside of the continuum and unable to rejoin the universe.

I wish the world was full of Superheroes and I was one of them.

[Girl_Wonder]

Wish granted- the world is full of superheroes and you are one of them, too bad your power is to see only 1 second into the future.....not to mention since the world is full of superheroes there are no more crimes therefore nothing to do. And being a normal human is what's all the rage.

I wish I could skip the rest of college, not have to find a job, and instantly become a millionaire- no, billionaire !

[Vgerland]

You instantly become a billionaire so you quit school and your job without notice. Because you quit school you have no idea how to handle your wealth and very soon are pennyless and unemployable and homeless.


I wish I would meet my Prince Charming and we would fall in love with each other.

[BlueLightning]

You will, but your prince charming results to be Shrek, and you have to pass your time through all the sequels to come.

I wish to talk to animals.

[BlackLantern]

You can talk to animals, but it will be incessant chatter equal to that of 14 yr old teenage girls

I wish to be able to hear the earth rotating

[Ipodman]

U hear the earth rotating, and the ground below u vibrates and crashes and collapses

I wish i could go to madagascar

[kingman]

You go to Madagascar only to be eaten by the fabled man eating plant

I wish for a nice quiet day

[Sensi]

You will have a nice quiet day but then realize you did because you lost your hearing.

I wish to run naked through the sprinklers.

[Sensi]

You will have a nice quiet day but then realize you did because you lost your hearing.

I wish to run naked through the sprinklers.

[kingman]

You can run naked through the sprinklers only to find a bus full of tourists watching you

I wish to be on that tourist bus

[Sensi]

You will be on that bus but unfortunately you have had your eyes dilated and really can't see a thing.

I wish to be a prize in a Cracker Jack box.

[kingman]

You get to be a prize but you'd be so small and wrapped in plastic

I wish to have the ability to see the future

[Sensi]

You do see the future then you will have your eyes poked out like your avatar does.
I wish to never meet another two faced person.

[kingman]

You'll never meet another two faced person but they'll grow an extra one and you'll see three faced people everywhere

I wish to make someone happy

[Sensi]

You will but it will be that crying cousin of yours and then he will latch onto you forever.

I wish I could say this http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/loonytoon19822/giveup.jpg to someone and they would actually get the hint.

[Maximum Carnage]

They will get the hint, except they will literally transform into YOU.

I want an avatar. :(

[SPider-T0rch]

You get an avatar but it says "Woo buttsecks! Lawlz!"

I wish I could get a date.

[Sensi]

You will have a date. Matter of fact, you will have many but they will be these.
http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/loonytoon19822/DSC00815.jpg

I wish I didn't have to face tomorrow.

[theoneandonly]

to bad....you'll have one

i want a new laptop

[Sensi]

You will get one but it will be this
http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/ad47/loonytoon19822/022.jpg

I wish to have something really wonderful happen to me.

[Maximum Carnage]

You'll have something wonderful handed to you.. until you realize that life NEVER lets you have anything wonderful, and it blows up all in your face.. no matter what you want.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.

[Bruce Banner]

Your depression will go away. But as a downside everyone you know will become just as miserable as you used to be and then some. Everyone will see you as the reason there depression started and they will blame you and abandon you. Leaving you all alone in the world.


I wish that I traveled to New York city more often.

[Maximum Carnage]

You will travel to New York City, only to have your car-jacked, jumped on the subway, pissed on by a bum, and then kidnapped by an Iranian taxi driver looking for some free and easy man love.

I gotta take a piss.

[Sensi]

You will be able to but suddenly you notice you write your name better that way than by hand

I wish to wish upon a star.

[BlueLightning]

You will wish upon a star... the Death Star.

I wish to learn everything I read.

[Bruce Banner]

I will hit you with my leftover gamma then you will learn everything you read and you will desire to read more and more and you will grow hungry for more knowledge your brain will begin to expand over time. Congratulations your the next Leader.

I wish that I wasn't so angry and alone.

[BlueLightning]

(Wow, so am I your nemesis?)

You learn to control your anger and find a lot of friends, but then the green side of you will take over forever...

I wish to have superspeed.

[Pink Ranger]

The first time your power manifests itself is during sex. The woman laughs at you and twitters everyone in the world about it, and you never get laid again.

I wish I was a better pool/billiards player.

[Maximum Carnage]

You become better, only to be advanced to Satan's own personal billiards team, only the pool balls .. are human balls. :/

I wish I wasn't ****ed in the head!

[WolfCypher]

Wish granted. You will now be f***ed in the a**.

I wish...I...wish......*explodes*

[Maximum Carnage]

Wish granted. You will now be f***ed in the a**.

I wish...I...wish......*explodes*


:applaud

In a twist of fate, instead of your whole body spontaneously combusting, your hemorrhoid explodes into a purple/red paste, in the middle of a hustling/bustling city-walk.

I wish I didn't post that.. xD

[Sensi]

You didn't post it. Unfortunately, your username did.

I wish I was going swimming today.

[Maximum Carnage]

You will go swimming, until you realize.. it's in the middle of the Pacific!

I wish I was tired.

[Sensi]

You will be tired but you will never be able to sleep.

I wish to be pleasantly surprised soon.

[Maximum Carnage]

You will.. with a new-born baby!

I wish I WAS RICH!!!!

[Sensi]

You will be rich in love and happiness but you will have no money

I wish things could be perfect.

[Great Pretender]

Things ARE perfect... Elsewhere.

I wish I didn't require food.

[Sensi]

You won't require food because they turned you into a robot.

I wish someone would write me a VM.

[Maximum Carnage]

You'll get one written in sheep's blood.

I wish I had food. :(

[WolfCypher]

Wish granted...but it's people! IT'S PEOPLE!!!

I wish I had you, babe.

[Maximum Carnage]

You wake to have Cher, her son/daughter, and the corpse of Sonny Bono in your bed.

I wish I wasn't so offensive.

[Sensi]

You won't be so offensive but you will become too defensive.

I wish someone would tell me a song to listen to right now.

[Bruce Banner]

Someone will tell you a song. Its gonna be the one you hate the most. And it will be played over and over again. It won't stop even when its not playing it will be stuck in your head to the point it drives you mad.

I wish my period living the single life was over.

[Sensi]

It will soon be over but you will marry the woman from hell and have a dozen little hellions.

I wish to not fall off the exercise ball.

[Maximum Carnage]

You won't fall off, but you'll roll off.. and the person of your dreams will watch it all unfold. :P

I wish I was more involved in the community.

[Sensi]

You will be more involved but you will be bullied and ridiculed by most

I wish I was more well liked here.

[theoneandonly]

you will be more well liked. you will be liked so much that you will hate everything about being liked then never visit this site again

i wish i had more money

[Sensi]

You will have more money and still you will think you will never have enough.

I wish To spin around click my heels three times and everything will be beautiful.

[WolfCypher]

All will be beautiful but you, however will be as fat as Jaba the Hut.

I wanna East' Egg!

[Sensi]

*ouch*

You will have one. However, it will be made of stone and when you touch it, it will make YOU as fat as Jabba the Hut. :D :p

I wish to never ever get fat.

[WolfCypher]

You will stay thin but fine youself with a deadly & insatiable hunger. Nothing will satisfy you, and you'll always be hungry. Evwntually you'll starting feeding on people. All around you will be fair game foe your appetite, never-ending.

But you'll stay thin.

I wish I could sing well.

[WolfCypher]

You will stay thin but fine youself with a deadly & insatiable hunger. Nothing will satisfy you, and you'll always be hungry. Evwntually you'll starting feeding on people. All around you will be fair game foe your appetite, never-ending.

But you'll stay thin.

I wish I could sing well.

[Maximum Carnage]

You'll sing well, in the start.. eventually turning into Britney Spears by the end.

I wish I wasn't working in retail.

[WolfCypher]

You become permenantly unemployed. Welfare and unemployment won't come for you. You wind up homeless and alone.

I wanna rock!

[Sensi]

You will rock... in your rocker on your porch for the rest of your life

I wish I had something to drink.

[Maximum Carnage]

You'll drink yourself to oblivion.. then pass away alone and silent.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

[Sensi]

You will never be lazy again. However, you will become a workaholic doing your work and all others.

I wish I had fresh flowers in my room.

[Vengeance]

You will have fresh flowers but as soon as they enter your room they will die

I wish people weren't so blind

[Maximum Carnage]

They'd be able to see.. but will gain X-Ray Vision, effectively seeing your small penis, and then calling you out on it. You will be branded, become a celebrity, and have a dating show, only to eventually contract Herpes from one of Bret Michael's Love Bus girls.

[Maximum Carnage]

I wish I wasn't an ass. :P

[Sensi]

You won't be but then people will leave you out because you are too nice and you don't fit in anywhere

I wish making hard decisions would be easier.

[Maximum Carnage]

You'll make your descisions easily, but will make horrible ones!

[kingman]

You are simply corrupted

I wish that it would rain meatballs

[Sensi]

It will rain meatballs so hard that you will be buried in them and by the time you eat your way out you will be as fat as Jabba the Hutt.

I wish to go to a ball.

[Borax]

You will go to the ball but you will have to leave before midnight otherwise your clothes will fall off

I wish to go see the football game

[Sensi]

You will see the football game but it will be the little league championships.

I wish to get more sleep tonight

[theoneandonly]

you will get one minute more than last night then be awoken by a bird pecking your face!.

i wish i didnt lose my liscence.

[Borax]

You didn't lose it, you just misplaced it in an angry bee hive

I wish that Sensi was a nurse

[Sensi]

lol She will be a nurse , a sexy nurse, to everyone but you.

I wish to dance the dance of the seven veils.

[Borax]

You will dance the dance but for my eyes only

I wish to see more than just one dance

[BlueLightning]

You wll see one more than just one dance, and thats the last thing you will ever see.

I wish to get home early.

[Sensi]

You will get home early to find you are locked out with no key.

I wish tomorrow will be gobsmacking.

[Borax]

Tomorrow will be gobsmacking, just not for you

I wish to give you a perfect day

[Sensi]

You will but you wont be able to stay and enjoy it with me

I wish to have a PM

[BlueLightning]

You will have a PM (Private Message), but it will be my PM.

I wish to have a Turtle again.

[Sensi]

You will have a turtle again but you won't be happy until you have more and more and more.

I wish to say thank you again to you. :)

[BlueLightning]

That may be true :)

You will thank me, but I will answer in a "Batmanesque" tone :" You don't have to thank me." ;)

I wish for some pie.

[Bruce Banner]

You'll get pie and you'll give it the "american pie" treatment. People will catch you and photograph you. They'll blackmail you for the rest of your days.

I wish that I knew what I wanted out of my life.

[Sensi]

You will know what you want in life but you will be unable to have it.

I wish I was still asleep.

[BlueLightning]

Wish granted. You are still sleep, and everything you see is a dream, and you will never wake up.

I wish to finish my homework fast.

[Sensi]

You will finish it fast but it will be all wrong

I wish to have fall weather.

[Vengeance]

You will fall weather but the sun will then suddenly be knocked out of oribt coming closer to Earth then stop and the fall weather will turn to the hottest summer weather.

I wish to have have a cool wind

[Sensi]

You will have ice cold wind that will blow you into the sea where you are eaten slowly by the fish while you drown a slow death. You think about how cruel you were to to others.

I wish to never feel hate

[Borax]

You will never feel hate but you'll never feel anything again

I wish that there was a way to make people feel better

[Vengeance]

You can make anybody feel better but then they always die in an accident within the next day

I wish to have an avy

[Sensi]

You will have one but your post count will never be higher. You will never be able to use it

I wish you would tell me one thing that is the truth.

[Vengeance]

I'll tell you one thing that is the truth but then end up boring you to death with 500 billion truths

I wish I had a cool avy

[Scissors]

You get an avatar made but once you have one you get a permanent ban.

I wish I was in the army.

[Bruce Banner]

You will be in the army. But then you will be brainwashed and will never question if what your doing is worth questioning. You'll also be given a water pistol instead.


I wish I could find my purple pants

[Sensi]

You will find them but the will be on MC Hammer.

I wish I could have something amazingly wonderful happen to me.

[Bruce Banner]

Something amazingly wonderfull will happen to you, but that will be the last time.


I wish I had all the answers

[petey]

You have all the answers but your life must end

I wish I could travel the world for life

[Sensi]

You will travel aimlessly forever but you will all alone

I wish to not me me.

[Vengeance]

You will not be you but then you will wake up and find its not a dream and you are you and you are happy, married, and live somewhere beautiful

I wish I had some balloons right now

[Bruce Banner]

You'll get your balloons. But they will float ever so slowly away from you after you accidently let go of the ribbon. Teasing you as it slowly glides up into the sky. Never to return to you.

I wish that I could get even. And never stop making them pay.

[VenomVsSpidey]

You'll get your balloons. But they will float ever so slowly away from you after you accidently let go of the ribbon. Teasing you as it slowly glides up into the sky. Never to return to you.

I wish that I could get even. And never stop making them pay.

you will. but at a terrible price : you will feel great remorse for your actions.


I wish that I could get stronger..I workout and lift alot..but never seem to get bigger...

[Aesop Rocks]

You get stronger but go to jail for roids.

I wish the Hype Lag was KIA.

[NotAHenchwench]

Granted, but you're never allowed to post again :o

I wish I could go to the Lady Gaga concert in December... :(

[Aesop Rocks]

You go, you see her penis.

Then realize "her" is the wrong word.

[NotAHenchwench]

Is that a problem? I want to do her anyway, and if she is a he, then it's all the more reason to have a party. :p

[Bruce Banner]

You will do Lady Gaga, but you'll also have to have that published on every tabloid in the world. Plus the writer will be angry. And say you also did with Wayne Newton and Dolly Parton. And scandals will ensue.


I wish that I had a doctor that could cure me.

[Sensi]

You will have a doc that can cure you but then no one will ever notice you are alive

I wish I didn't ruin everything that is good.

[Bruce Banner]

You won't ruin everything that is good. Bc you never had a clear idea what was good to begin with. Never ever to fully to understand if your actions are actually justified to be considered good. You'll have a breakdown and go on a long journey to the bottom never knowing that your at the bottom.


I wish I got along with my father better.

[Sensi]

You will get along with your father so well he will never leave you alone and will soon drive you crazy.

I wish I didn't already feel at the bottom.

[Bruce Banner]

You were never at the bottom. But you'll never be at the top. Your in a constant state a flux. Becoming ever so close to getting where you want but never getting there.

I wish I lived a adventurous life.

[Sensi]

you will live an adventurous life but end up being too daring and getting injured and never being happy again.

I wish I could fix things I mess up

[Bruce Banner]

You'll fix whatever you screwed up. But then everyone else will mess things up for you. You'll lash out in anger. And they will never forgive you. And you'll never forgive yourself.

I wish that I had a chance to go back and change the past, my past and change things that are unsettling to me to this day.

[Sensi]

you will and I will help you but then with my help it will all be messed again because I ruin everything.

I wish I could talk to just one person and say I am sorry.

[Bruce Banner]

You will get a chance to say your sorry. They'll accept your apology. But they still will never want to see you again. Bc of the thought of being reminded of past events will be damaging to you both.


I wish I wrote a book. Moved to Brooklyn. And Abandoned certain aspects of my life right now.

[Sensi]

You will think I can still write a book and you will. You will become very famous. From that day on you will be happy in Brooklyn until you have writer's block and your life goes down the toilet.

I wish I was a better person.

[Bruce Banner]

You will be a better person but never be able to forget how you used to be. Never fully being able to accept the positive changes you made in your life.

I wish I wasn't so empty during the holiday season.

[Sensi]

You will be full of joy and laughter until you realize everyone is just faking it and lying to you because no one ever ever cares for anyone ever.

I wish I wasn't so all alone.

[Bruce Banner]

You won't be alone. You'll meet someone who loves you deeply. But You won't be able to feel anything for him or anyone for that matter. Most of all you.

I wish I was more pro-active than re-active to my surroundings. More Self assured.

[Sensi]

You will be self assured but then the one you love will think you are arrogant and she will leave.

I wish I could be someone else

[Bruce Banner]

You will become someone else. The irony of life is that you will transform into everything that you hate everything that you inspired to never become... will happen.


I wish I could wander aimlessly around the world and never have to worry about my condition. And appreciate the smaller things in life more often.

[Sensi]

You will never have to worry about your condition again and you will begin to appreciate the smaller things but the SPLAT you get ran over by a car.

I wish I could be happy again like I use to be and maybe giggle more often.

[Bruce Banner]

You will be happy again. And You'll giggle so much people will get annoyed and alienate you. You'll then stop giggling. But they won't come back.

I wish I had the answer to this problem.

[Sensi]

You will find your answer but then another problem will pop up.

I wish I could think before I speak when I am hurt.

[Bruce Banner]

You'll learn think before you speak. But then you'll never act on your emotions ever again. Even for good reasons you won't. Becoming emotionally numb and a shell of a human being.

I wish could find what I'm looking for exactly and to know what it is.

[Sensi]

You will find what you are looking for but then you will lose it by treating it so carelessly.

I wish I was emotionally numb.

[Bruce Banner]

You will be emotionally numb. And you'll never find satisfaction ever again. You be stuck with a life without feeling.

I wish I knew that my wishes would one day come true or close to it.

[Sensi]

You will know that all your wishes will come true until you really realize your wishes were just a bunch of poo.

I wish I could spend the rest of my pathetic life with NO feelings.

[Bruce Banner]

You will get your wish. And your regret getting it when you realize that its better to feel something bad at time that nothing at all. No longer reminded of the feeling that make you realize your a living being.
You'll do something drastic afterwords.


I wish I could help a fellow Hypester at the moment.

[Sensi]

You are helping a fellow hypster but you find it isnt the one that needed help and you feel like a fool.

I wish I didnt feel like crying all the time

[Bruce Banner]

You won't cry all the time. You'll instead scream out in anger and hatred.

I wish I had a way to prove people wrong and make them feel bad for it.

[Sensi]

You will have that way but then you will do it to all your friends and they will leave you.

I wish I had the strength to get off the net and stay off forever.

[Bruce Banner]

You'll get off the net and stayed glued to a cell phone even if you don't call anyone you'll fiddle with that thing all day.

I wish I had a moment of complete clarity

[Sensi]

You will have a moment of clarity and then wish you had asked for more than just a moment.

I wish I had ten billion friends; so when one left my heart wouldn't ache.

[Bruce Banner]

You will have that amount of friends. And they will all leave you for horrible selfish reasons that you don't quite understand. Because there are no happy endings.

I wished the holidays weren't so monotone around here.

[Sensi]

The holidays will be so up and so unusual you will wonder if you entered the Twilight Zone. You soon will want the back to monotone but they will never be that again.

I wish I wasn't so busy.

[Bruce Banner]

You'll get your wish and live a uneventfull life.


I wish to write a broadway show

[Sensi]

You will write a Broadway show but you won't live to see it.

I wish to have a good week.

[bell110]

Granted. You have a good week, but the rest of your life sucks.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Vengeance]

The most interesting things happens in your life but then a lamppost falls out of the sky and lands on your head killing you instantly

I wish I wasn't so busy with work

[bell110]

Granted, You're Fired!

I wish the games forum was more active.

[NotAHenchwench]

Granted, but it becomes overpopulated with rabid fanboys in EVERY fandom. Complete chaos ensues.

I wish I weren't so stressed out with school stuffs.

[Vengeance]

You come close to finishing all the current work then you find out they made an error and all the written work minimum word requirement is now doubled.

I wish I had an avy

[NotAHenchwench]

Done, but you get banned for glitching the system into letting you have one before 300 posts. :D

I wish I could just sleep away the majority of this next month.

[Vengeance]

Your sleep all of next month but you won't wake up till January 2011

I wish for a hot meal

[kingman]

You will have a hot meal but watch it burn to a crisp before your very eye

I wish for a peaceful quiet day

[Zephyr Alexian]

You get your peaceful quiet day, but only because you've gone deaf.

I wish for a smooth jager.

[The Navigator]

Smoother than you'd like--tastes great going down, but the day ends in a stomach pump because somebody slipped in rat poison.

I wish Christmas wasn't so stressful.

[Bruce Banner]

Christmas won't be so stressfull ...only on December 25th. But the rest of your life will be horrible you'll go mad in anger bc of this wish.



I wish I was able to control my temper.

[The Navigator]

You'll control your anger just fine--vegetative states tend to do that.

I wish my family and I were closer.

[Zephyr Alexian]

You become too close. Think Godfather 3.:o

I wish that my weekend had been better

[Sensi]

It really was you just didnt notice it

I wish people noticed me more.

[Zephyr Alexian]

They do; you just do not notice that they notice you. . .well, that or you live in New York.

I wish this game would give me a gut-busting laugh.

[Sensi]

You will get a gut-busting laugh but then you will end up in the hospital getting it sewn back together.

I wish to be one red hot sexy woman lol

[The Navigator]

Burning at the stake is red, hot and sexy, right?

I wish the next episode of Dexter was on TONIGHT! :cmad:

[Sensi]

It will be on but you are the only one in the world who can't see it.

I wish someone hadn't let me down so badly.

[Bruce Banner]

They wouldn't let you down badly. They would never let you down they would become predictable and uninteresting.


I wish I met someone worthwhile

[DACMAN]

You met someone worthwhile, you just weren't worthwhile enough for them to want to meet you back.

I wish Marvel would fix the Spider-Man marriage and have Peter and Mary Jane back together again.

[Sensi]

They will be back together but they will be in a nursing home because they will be very old.

I wish birds would suddenly appear every time you are near.

[DACMAN]

They do appear, but they are the birds from Alfred Hitchcock's "Birds".

I wish I would get paid a lot of money for watching movies and playing video games.

[Vengeance]

You will but then your get fired for playing too many games and too many movies

I wish I had more time to do work

[Sensi]

You have time but you waste it all posting in the hype :p

I wish I never had to go to the Post Office again.

[Vengeance]

You'll never have to but the post office will be in your house

I wish for the rest of the day to go silky smooth

[DACMAN]

The day does go silky smooth. That's why they call it resting in peace...:(

I wish I could cuddle with my wife all the time. 24 hours a day with out the need to eat, go to work, or go to the bathroom. Nothing but cuddle, cuddle, cuddle...

[Zephyr Alexian]

Your wish is granted, but your wife is now a cactus.

I wish that I could fly[with no plane, helicopter, etc] somewhere

[BlueLightning]

You will fly, but then an evil bald man will throw you a green glowing rock, and you will fall to death.

I wish for the best winter vacations ever.

[The Navigator]

Best...and LAST. (evil laugh)

I wish I didn't have to go back to work right after I come back from Christmas leave.

[Vengeance]

You won't, be told you'll get paid millions by your company for not working but then you'll find out that the goverment has made it illegal to not work

I wish I had some hot tea right now

[BlueLightning]

You will have some... spilled on your pants.

I wish for having a good watch for Christmas.

[Vengeance]

You get given the nicest one around but then find out there is no battery and all the insides of the watch are gone.

I wish for a quick christmas

[Sensi]

It will be quick but then you will notice the one you wanted to see the most was gone

I wish I could just be happy now.

[Vengeance]

You already are happy so you don't need to wish

I wish you was me