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Hobgoblin
06-18-2006, 10:25 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/06/18/nkorea.missile.ap/index.html
US and Japanese intelligence have found that North Korea may be 48 hours from test launching a missile capable of hitting the US. Japan may take the issue to the UN Security Council.
Ok, so if the North Koreans launch the missile, what do you think will happen?
This **** is ****ing crazy!
Slipknot
06-18-2006, 10:32 PM
They did the same thing in 1998. They'll just launch it into the Pacific Ocean. I doubt anything serious will happen... although, who knows.
Danger Mouse
06-18-2006, 10:34 PM
If in the unlikely event that North Korea launches missiles to the US, Iran launches missiles to the US, and Al-Qaeda begins surgical strike on US soil...
... I get to watch it all on TV while China reaps the spoils of war.
For whatever the reason, malicious or otherwise, everybody seem to have their missiles pointed at the US.
ScrnNmsSuck
07-03-2006, 03:32 PM
The U.S. would respond appropriately, including by taking the necessary measures to protect ourselves,"
http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/north_korea
Slipknot
07-03-2006, 03:35 PM
North Korea is not going to launch a missle and hit the United States. Theyvery worst they could do is hit Alaska... and why the hell would they want to hit Alaska?
Bat Attack
07-03-2006, 03:37 PM
Eskimo Pies.
Truthteller
07-03-2006, 03:37 PM
If they did some kind of half-baked two-bit duck 'n' jive stuff like that we should send the whole lot of 'em out to find the ****ty ****in' Noah's Ark!
Danm lame brains tryin' to ruin my life! :thing: :ghost:
Mr Sparkle
07-03-2006, 03:46 PM
LOL, this sounds like a Kim Jong thread.
"I like George Bush, but he won't give me his MSN. should I launch a tactical nuclear strike to get his attention?"
Wilhelm-Scream
07-03-2006, 03:47 PM
If they did some kind of half-baked two-bit duck 'n' jive stuff like that we should send the whole lot of 'em out to find the ****ty ****in' Noah's Ark!
Danm lame brains tryin' to ruin my life! :thing: :ghost:Lol, you crazy.
A missile could dislodge the ark and some petrified dung could pour out, proving that God loves us all and wants 10% of our paychecks.
black_dust
07-03-2006, 04:53 PM
You guys will most likely fire one at yourselfs as an excuse to invade :p
Darthphere
07-03-2006, 05:31 PM
"Bring it on!"
-George W. Bush.
:rolleyes:
comicgirl
07-03-2006, 05:32 PM
If they did some kind of half-baked two-bit duck 'n' jive stuff like that we should send the whole lot of 'em out to find the ****ty ****in' Noah's Ark!
Danm lame brains tryin' to ruin my life! :thing: :ghost::up: :up:
Superman79
07-04-2006, 04:58 PM
Great, just freakin great...JOng Il needs attention again.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/07/04/korea.missile/index.html
TheSumOfGod
07-04-2006, 04:59 PM
I'm not posting in this thread.
kainedamo
07-04-2006, 05:09 PM
Maybe more attention should be payed to the Isrealis, who for the past few weeks have been blowing up innocent Palestinians.
black_dust
07-04-2006, 05:09 PM
Move in a kill people then, thats what normaly happens with you guys :p
DOG LIPS
07-04-2006, 05:13 PM
"I'm so roneree. So roneree. Feew rike a bird in a cage."
Immortalfire
07-04-2006, 05:18 PM
All we need is this to happen, and then we can take out Jong Ill with no trouble. He would cower before our new commander in chief's might:
http://www.nirvani.net.nyud.net:8090/misc/optimus_prime_wins_election.jpg
We all know Decepticons hide out in NK.
He could just release an album or a sex tape for attention, he doesn't have to shoot stuff.
deemar325
07-04-2006, 05:21 PM
I think it's high time we go overthere and shove a knife in Kim Jong's ribcage.
black_dust
07-04-2006, 05:22 PM
"I'm so roneree. So roneree. Feew rike a bird in a cage."
"It is inberatbale" "Thigs are going to inaerabalely change" "InBERATBALE JESUS OPEN YOUR ****ING EARS!"
I think it's high time we go overthere and shove a knife in Kim Jong's ribcage.
Go ahead, I'll stay here and uh...keep watch.
deemar325
07-04-2006, 05:31 PM
Go ahead, I'll stay here and uh...keep watch.Already been to S.Korea so I'd have no problem going overthere.
JLBats
07-04-2006, 05:33 PM
I'm not posting in this thread.
...Thanks, we would have wondered where you were had you not said this first.
The Senator
07-04-2006, 05:57 PM
They need to be nuked.
U.S War Machine
07-04-2006, 06:00 PM
Let's just see what they got
Make my day punks
Carter
07-04-2006, 06:05 PM
Well, their backwards Korean missile failed anyway.
I'm real scared
Corinthian™
07-04-2006, 06:08 PM
"I'm so roneree. So roneree. Feew rike a bird in a cage."
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2935/orry9wt.jpg
DOG LIPS
07-04-2006, 06:16 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2935/orry9wt.jpg
Racist! :mad:
deemar325
07-04-2006, 06:21 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2935/orry9wt.jpg
Yeah..that's not funny. :down
enterthemadness
07-04-2006, 06:33 PM
Jmanspice, nuking them would be a bad idea. We nuke them and we may start a nuclear war. Everybody could go 'nuke happy'.
:doom: nuke's are one of man's dumbest creations.
http://www.mtv.com/news/moviehouse/photos/team_america_040813/flip2h.jpg
tzarinna
07-04-2006, 06:55 PM
If he keeps praticing he may get lucky :(
deemar325
07-04-2006, 06:57 PM
We'll be all over his ass, bombing the crap out of N.Korea before he can blink.
JLBats
07-04-2006, 06:58 PM
We'll be all over his ass, bombing the crap out of N.Korea before he can blink.
LOL, he's a M.A.D.man.
user123456789
07-04-2006, 07:11 PM
http://www.nirvani.net.nyud.net:8090/misc/optimus_prime_wins_election.jpg
This picture is f-ing fantastic.
bored
07-04-2006, 07:12 PM
Great, just freakin great...JOng Il needs attention again.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/07/04/korea.missile/index.html
Jeez, Il, we get it, you've got a small dick. Cut it out already!
Darthphere
07-04-2006, 07:14 PM
I like the thread title.
"Yo North Korea, you got beef with me? Oh hell naw, ill whoop yo ass mother****a!"
The Senator
07-04-2006, 07:15 PM
Jmanspice, nuking them would be a bad idea. We nuke them and we may start a nuclear war. Everybody could go 'nuke happy'.
:doom: nuke's are one of man's dumbest creations.
Even if nukes aren't used, we have to launch some sort of secret, pre-emptive attack against the nation. Their actions are unacceptable and they are the real threat to this world. Any nation would be justified in taking down Kim Jong Il and his regime. These guys actually have the weapons.
deemar325
07-04-2006, 07:16 PM
I like the thread title.
"Yo North Korea, you got beef with me? Oh hell naw, ill whoop yo ass mother****a!"
LOl!!
Darthphere
07-04-2006, 07:18 PM
Look, seriously. Dont you guys know by now the Kim Jong Il is just a puppet dictator put in place by the Bush Administration to allow us to invade North korea for its large banana resources.:rolleyes:
deemar325
07-04-2006, 07:18 PM
and the conspiracy begins!
deemar325
07-04-2006, 07:19 PM
Wheres SumOfGod when you need him?
JustABill
07-04-2006, 08:12 PM
**** like this really scares me. Kim Jon IL scared me more than Osama and Saddam ever did. He's a crazy man.
Slipknot
07-04-2006, 08:19 PM
**** like this really scares me. Kim Jon IL scared me more than Osama and Saddam ever did. He's a crazy man.
He did the same thing a while back, in 1998 I believe... just fired the missle into the ocean. You shouldn't be afraid seeing as though the only U.S. location that North Korea could reach is Alaska... and why the hell would they want to hit Alaska?
Clerk
07-04-2006, 08:27 PM
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2935/orry9wt.jpg
Bwhahahaha. :up:
DOG LIPS
07-04-2006, 08:28 PM
Bwhahahaha. :up:
Don't encourage him. :(
Holy nipples, we have the same birthday! :eek:
..Want to share a naked man cake?
MST3K 4ever
07-04-2006, 08:34 PM
I grew up in the 1980's and many of us thought that once the Cold War was over the Nuclear threat might be over...me and my silly idealism.
Watching CNN and Larry King is having a round-table discussion. They all seem to agree on one thing...IL is just nuts for starting this crap!
Dark Vigilante
07-04-2006, 09:32 PM
The solution to this is a simple one. The Bush Administration NEEDS to play a more active role in diplomatic relations with North Korea. Thus far, Washington has seemed disinterested in the situation, not giving North Korea the respect or time of day Kim Jong Il feels it is deserving of as a nation. Therefore, Il finds it necesary to test nuclear weapons to display to the United States and the world that it is a powerful country that deserves respect.
In order for the problem to be diffused peacefully, the United States must approach any diplomatic efforts respectfully; treating North Korea as an equal in the international community. But, at the same time, the U.S. must clearly define what must be done and firmly uphold our interests. Kim Jong Il wants North Korea to be viewed seriously; not as an inferior third world nation. If a diplomatic aproach which treats North Korea seriously aswell as outlines the wishes of the United State can be used, peace in Korea may be preserved for now.
On the other hand, Kim Jong Il is a madman. There is no telling how far he is willing to go to prove to the world that North Korea is a military threat deserving of respect and careful consideration in the international community. If a diplomatic approach is unsucessful, steps must taken. If Kim Jong Il continues to test his nuclear weapons, the sites from which these weapons are developed and launched from must be destroyed. This, however, could lead to violent escalation which could errupt in war on the Korean peninsula.
Say we destroy their capabilities to develop missles. They cross the 38th paralell into South Korea. We, being obliged to protect South Korea, engage the North Korean military, along with Great Britain and Japan, and prerhaps China. Even with such support, this would be a prolonged conflict. North Korea's military is massive, one of the largest in the world. While they lack the same technology and training as our forces, most are fiercly loyal and willing to fight to the death. It would be a rough fight.
Without a doubt, diplomatically, its a very difficult situation for the Bush Administration. They will have to walk on eggshells, and Bush isn't very good at that. Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail.
Addendum
07-04-2006, 09:43 PM
He was just firing **** into the water. Kim Jong Il declared war on Namor and Aquaman
deemar325
07-04-2006, 09:54 PM
The solution to this is a simple one. The Bush Administration NEEDS to play a more active role in diplomatic relations with North Korea. Thus far, Washington has seemed disinterested in the situation, not giving North Korea the respect or time of day Kim Jong Il feels it is deserving of as a nation. Therefore, Il finds it necesary to test nuclear weapons to display to the United States and the world that it is a powerful country that deserves respect.
In order for the problem to be diffused peacefully, the United States must approach any diplomatic efforts respectfully; treating North Korea as an equal in the international community. But, at the same time, the U.S. must clearly define what must be done and firmly uphold our interests. Kim Jong Il wants North Korea to be viewed seriously; not as an inferior third world nation. If a diplomatic aproach which treats North Korea seriously aswell as outlines the wishes of the United State can be used, peace in Korea may be preserved for now.
On the other hand, Kim Jong Il is a madman. There is no telling how far he is willing to go to prove to the world that North Korea is a military threat deserving of respect and careful consideration in the international community. If a diplomatic approach is unsucessful, steps must taken. If Kim Jong Il continues to test his nuclear weapons, the sites from which these weapons are developed and launched from must be destroyed. This, however, could lead to violent escalation which could errupt in war on the Korean peninsula.
Say we destroy their capabilities to develop missles. They cross the 38th paralell into South Korea. We, being obliged to protect South Korea, engage the North Korean military, along with Great Britain and Japan, and prerhaps China. Even with such support, this would be a prolonged conflict. North Korea's military is massive, one of the largest in the world. While they lack the same technology and training as our forces, most are fiercly loyal and willing to fight to the death. It would be a rough fight.
Without a doubt, diplomatically, its a very difficult situation for the Bush Administration. They will have to walk on eggshells, and Bush isn't very good at that. Hopefully, cooler heads will prevail.
Very insightful, but make no mistake the men and women serving in the American military is a fearce Army, and no other country can match us in training and firepower. It took two weeks to tople Saddam's forces, it'll take maybe a month to overthrow N.Korea, that is if f**king Bush and the senate let us do our jobs.
Darthphere
07-04-2006, 09:55 PM
Very insightful, but make no mistake the men and women serving in the American military is a fearce Army, and no other country can match us in training and firepower. It took two weeks to tople Saddam's forces, it'll take maybe a month to overthrow N.Korea, that is if f**king Bush and the senate let us do our jobs.
Sorry Deemar, but this is lol worthy.
deemar325
07-04-2006, 09:59 PM
Sorry Deemar, but this is lol worthy.
heh, is all cool man it's how I feel and what I know. :up:
Darthphere
07-04-2006, 10:00 PM
heh, is all cool man it's how I feel and what I know. :up:
Techincally, it took us 2 weeks to topple Saddam's forces, but were still there and everyday more and more soldiers are dying. Its not as easy as you make it out to be, especially with incompetent people running our armed forces.
JLBats
07-04-2006, 10:02 PM
Very insightful, but make no mistake the men and women serving in the American military is a fearce Army, and no other country can match us in training and firepower. It took two weeks to tople Saddam's forces, it'll take maybe a month to overthrow N.Korea, that is if f**king Bush and the senate let us do our jobs.
Except it was later discovered that the US military began paying off Saddam's forces about a week in.
deemar325
07-04-2006, 10:08 PM
Techincally, it took us 2 weeks to topple Saddam's forces, but were still there and everyday more and more soldiers are dying. Its not as easy as you make it out to be, especially with incompetent people running our armed forces.
Darth think about who your talking to for a minute..
I'm very aware of the problems we faced and the continued deaths of our troops, but that's the price of war and peace keeping.
Everytime a fellow soldier goes down I feel it in my soul, but the difference between a soldier and a civilian is the ability to move on and not let sadness and emotion cloud our minds and dull our training.
deemar325
07-04-2006, 10:09 PM
Except it was later discovered that the US military began paying off Saddam's forces about a week in.
Yes the special forces, on the coast and artillery/air strikes.
JLBats
07-04-2006, 10:10 PM
Yes the special forces, on the coast and artillery/air strikes.
Sad that, if his forces were so easy to pay off, so much blood had to be shed for the war.
Darthphere
07-04-2006, 10:11 PM
EDIT: Forget about it.
Clerk
07-04-2006, 10:17 PM
Don't encourage him. :(
Holy nipples, we have the same birthday! :eek:
..Want to share a naked man cake?
There can only be one!!!! :mad:
DOG LIPS
07-04-2006, 10:19 PM
There can only be one!!!! :mad:
Then I guess you'll have to move your birthdate then. :mad:
Clerk
07-04-2006, 10:20 PM
Then I guess you'll have to move your birthdate then. :mad:
I'm going on 103 years old, I had it first! :mad:
DOG LIPS
07-04-2006, 10:21 PM
I'm going on 103 years old, I had it first! :mad:
I'm ageless, I invented it! :mad:
deemar325
07-04-2006, 10:21 PM
Still, we cant be picking fights with everyone and everyone and I know we cant take threats lightly but as is right now our military is stretched thin, no matter what Bush and gang says. An invasion/attack on N. Korea isnt in our best interest and its incredibly naive to think they'll just give up in a month.
I know youre a soldier and all, but have you ever thought to yourself, why we fight this "war"? Why are we here?
I'll be honest with you, it's kind of a soldier thing not to think too much into it. I can't really dwell on these issues when Mohammed is firing RPGs at my ass.
Yet, when I do have time to think about it yeah, I get pissed about things and the hows and whys. That's why I plan to continue to be active in politics an or government service when I retire.
enterthemadness
07-04-2006, 10:22 PM
Just thought of this...but if we do have alien technolgy at Area 51...might be a good time to use it.
Darthphere
07-04-2006, 10:22 PM
I'll be honest with you, it's kind of a soldier thing not to think too much into it. I can't really dwell on these issues when Mohammed is firing RPGs at my ass.
Yet, when I do have time to think about it yeah, I get pissed about things and the hows and whys. That's why I plan to continue to be active in politics an or government service when I retire.
Whats with Mohammed and always trying to sodomize people with RPG's?:( :down
Clerk
07-04-2006, 10:24 PM
I'm ageless, I invented it! :mad:
Too bad I am your biological father! :supes: :mad:
DOG LIPS
07-04-2006, 10:25 PM
Too bad I am your biological father! :supes: :mad:
Then buy me some toys you worthless bastard!! :mad::(
deemar325
07-04-2006, 10:28 PM
Whats with Mohammed and always trying to sodomize people with RPG's?:( :down
LOL!
I don't know? People really hate us.
Clerk
07-04-2006, 10:28 PM
Then buy me some toys you worthless bastard!! :mad::(
Tubo Man dolls are sold out, go cry to your mother why she couldn't have slept with Sinbad instead of me. :mad: :(
JLBats
07-04-2006, 10:29 PM
Just thought of this...but if we do have alien technolgy at Area 51...might be a good time to use it.
Down here in reality, there are no magical Deus Ex Machina alien weapons:confused:
deemar325
07-04-2006, 10:29 PM
I wish.
DOG LIPS
07-04-2006, 10:30 PM
Tubo Man dolls are sold out, go cry to your mother why she couldn't have slept with Sinbad instead of me. :mad: :(
I said I wanted Booster you old geezer!! :mad:
Clerk
07-04-2006, 10:32 PM
I said I wanted Booster you old geezer!! :mad:
You're no child of mine! Nobody likes Booster! I hope you're the first to be nuked you Commie! :mad:
DOG LIPS
07-04-2006, 10:33 PM
You're no child of mine! Nobody likes Booster! I hope you're the first to be nuked you Commie! :mad:
Racist! :mad:
deemar325
07-04-2006, 10:33 PM
Heh, you guys are a riot.
Clerk
07-04-2006, 10:35 PM
Racist! :mad:
http://myspace-367.vo.llnwd.net/00386/76/33/386853367_s.gif
Ni**a stole my bike! :mad:
deemar325
07-04-2006, 10:36 PM
http://myspace-367.vo.llnwd.net/00386/76/33/386853367_s.gif
Ni**a stole my bike! :mad:
Alright, we got a troll.
Clerk
07-04-2006, 10:38 PM
Alright, we got a troll.
Ok all jokingness aside, I quote one of the most popular phrases on the internet, and the man with a Sam Jackson avatar calls me a troll!!!
You are no God of Swearing, I have met the God of Swearing, and his name is DOG LIPS. *Yanks patch off coat* :mad:
Victor Von Doom
07-04-2006, 10:39 PM
How dare they attempt to have the same destructive technolgy that we have, those enemies of freedom.
jaguarr
07-04-2006, 11:23 PM
At least the long range rocket failed. I'm betting N. Korea is feeling emboldened by the fact that Iran has been presenting issues to the U.N. as well so their attention and resources are divided enough to be unable to focus on both Iran AND N. Korea adequately, both diplomatically as well as in military capacity. This could get ugly.
jag
Carter
07-04-2006, 11:25 PM
Omg, let's just assassinate Kim Jong Il.
deemar325
07-04-2006, 11:38 PM
Ok all jokingness aside, I quote one of the most popular phrases on the internet, and the man with a Sam Jackson avatar calls me a troll!!!
You are no God of Swearing, I have met the God of Swearing, and his name is DOG LIPS. *Yanks patch off coat* :mad:
Heh, whatever guy.
Clerk
07-04-2006, 11:43 PM
Heh, whatever guy.
Ive had it with this mother ****ing snake on this mother ****ing forum. :mad:
deemar325
07-04-2006, 11:44 PM
You gonna do sum'thin about it.
Clerk
07-04-2006, 11:49 PM
I dunno I havnt seen Snakes on a Plane yet, all I can do is say mother ****er as much as I mother ****ing can. :mad: :(
deemar325
07-04-2006, 11:50 PM
LOL!!
Sam Jackson should be president one day.
dpm07
07-05-2006, 09:01 AM
Nothing is going to happen. People need to relax, and trust the American leadership to handle the situation.
NK Knows we're not going to do anything against them because we are involved with the war on terror in the middle east.
NK just wants to let the world know that they can and will test whatever weapons they want regardless of what the US tells them to do.
They know the missles aren't going to do any damage right now, and the US knows it, too. That's why the US isn't doing anything. There's no threat.
Again, people need to let the elected officials handle the situation. Trust the American leadership to handle this.
jaguarr
07-05-2006, 09:04 AM
Again, people need to let the elected officials handle the situation. Trust the American leadership to handle this.
Forgive me if the track record of our elected officials does not warrant my trusting them on any matter, particularly where foreign policy is concerned.
jag
logansoldcigar
07-05-2006, 09:11 AM
Nothing is going to happen. People need to relax, and trust the American leadership to handle the situation.
NK Knows we're not going to do anything against them because we are involved with the war on terror in the middle east.
NK just wants to let the world know that they can and will test whatever weapons they want regardless of what the US tells them to do.
They know the missles aren't going to do any damage right now, and the US knows it, too. That's why the US isn't doing anything. There's no threat.
Again, people need to let the elected officials handle the situation. Trust the American leadership to handle this.
I wouldnt trust the american leadership to handle his own knob without pissing over his feet when he takes a slash
kane9321
07-05-2006, 09:13 AM
"Nothing is going to happen. People need to relax, and trust the American leadership to handle the situation."
yeah right..uh ok sure...not
Darthphere
07-05-2006, 09:13 AM
Nothing is going to happen. People need to relax, and trust the American leadership to handle the situation.
NK Knows we're not going to do anything against them because we are involved with the war on terror in the middle east.
NK just wants to let the world know that they can and will test whatever weapons they want regardless of what the US tells them to do.
They know the missles aren't going to do any damage right now, and the US knows it, too. That's why the US isn't doing anything. There's no threat.
Again, people need to let the elected officials handle the situation. Trust the American leadership to handle this.
I would post that Lex Luthor WRRRRONG! picture, if it wasnt so tacky.
Darthphere
07-05-2006, 11:20 AM
http://nkoreawar.ytmnd.com/
Erzengel
07-05-2006, 11:24 AM
I don't like Korean food.
hippie_hunter
07-05-2006, 11:28 AM
Maybe more attention should be payed to the Isrealis, who for the past few weeks have been blowing up innocent Palestinians.
The Palestinians are just as innocent as the Israelis :o
jaguarr
07-05-2006, 11:38 AM
I don't like Korean food.
Kim-chi is okay, but the little bbq spare ribs they make are AWESOME!
jag
Tangled Web
07-05-2006, 11:51 AM
The Palestinians are just as innocent as the Israelis :o
The Palestinians are way less innocent than the Israelis.
The Last Meatbag
07-05-2006, 01:19 PM
There was some thing on North Korea on CNN last night, it made me angry :o
It would REALLY suck to live there :(
hippie_hunter
07-05-2006, 01:45 PM
Wheres SumOfGod when you need him?
Can I fill in for him:
We will invade North Korea sometime early next year. However before we do that the draft will be reinstated in April, wait, I mean in August and we will invade Iran by May, no, July, no September!
We will have te draft reinstated by August, invade Iran in September, and by early next year, we will invade North Korea! Mark my words!
War Lord
07-05-2006, 01:47 PM
Could we get something started between North Korea and Iran?
Let them solve our problems for us.
celldog
07-06-2006, 07:24 AM
http://www-micro.msb.le.ac.uk/Tutorials/Time/cloud.jpg
Addendum
07-06-2006, 11:49 AM
North Korea has declared war on the dolphins, sharks, whales and other sea animals
PrinceAlbert
07-06-2006, 11:53 AM
lmfao, i like your sense of humour.
Addendum
07-06-2006, 11:56 AM
Well, when rockets are landing in the ocean, you can't help but laugh and think Kim Jong hates...
1) Dolphins
2) Sharks
3) Whales
4) Aquaman
PrinceAlbert
07-06-2006, 11:59 AM
ok, now stop; you just killed it.
:(
Alonsovich
07-06-2006, 12:24 PM
http://www-micro.msb.le.ac.uk/Tutorials/Time/cloud.jpg
I like mushroom pizza...:)
Gamma Ray
07-06-2006, 12:31 PM
http://www-micro.msb.le.ac.uk/Tutorials/Time/cloud.jpg
Holy shi....taki mushroom cloud.
:down :o
War Lord
07-06-2006, 12:32 PM
http://www-micro.msb.le.ac.uk/Tutorials/Time/cloud.jpg
Pretty.
deemar325
07-06-2006, 01:26 PM
Superman will save us all.
dpm07
07-06-2006, 01:57 PM
Superman will save us all.
Like he saved the box office :p
Maybe that crack writing team of Singer's will write a story that discovers Bush has a son somewhere who can save the day, and old man Bush comes out and does the Jor-El thing to GW's Superman.
Then someone can lift NK into the sky and let it float out of the atmosphere.
deemar325
07-06-2006, 02:00 PM
Like he saved the box office :p
Maybe that crack writing team of Singer's will write a story that discovers Bush has a son somewhere who can save the day, and old man Bush comes out and does the Jor-El thing to GW's Superman.
Then someone can lift NK into the sky and let it float out of the atmosphere.
Oddly enough I'd pay to see that.
In 3D!
War Lord
07-06-2006, 02:01 PM
:p
Is this a smidgen of emotion. :eek:
JLBats
07-06-2006, 02:03 PM
Is this a smidgen of emotion. :eek:
He knows now, why you cry.
celldog
07-06-2006, 06:41 PM
http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/ArtilleryShell.jpg :eek:
deemar325
07-06-2006, 06:42 PM
You annoy me to no end.
Slipknot
07-06-2006, 06:47 PM
celldog likes pictures. he thinks they are very pretty. celldog, you get a gold star for posting two pictures, and yet again not contributing anything to this community. thanks. :) :up:
JLBats
07-06-2006, 06:49 PM
celldog likes pictures. he thinks they are very pretty. celldog, you get a gold star for posting two pictures, and yet again not contributing anything to this community. thanks. :) :up:
Yeah, I don't get it, I can understand posting vapid pictures as some sort of satire, but these ones don't seem to have any point to them:confused:
Is he saying WE should bomb North Korea? Is he saying WE are going to be bombed?
He recently nicknamed an Ultimates character Captain Jihad. He's an interesting fella.
Darthphere
07-06-2006, 06:53 PM
Yeah, I don't get it, I can understand posting vapid pictures as some sort of satire, but these ones don't seem to have any point to them:confused:
Is he saying WE should bomb North Korea? Is he saying WE are going to be bombed?
He recently nicknamed an Ultimates character Captain Jihad. He's an interesting fella.
Assuming his ultra-conservative leanings, its safe to assume the pics are representative of his desire for us to drop a nuclear weapon on the country of North Korea.
deemar325
07-06-2006, 06:54 PM
Assuming his ultra-conservative leanings, its safe to assume the pics are representative of his desire for us to drop a nuclear weapon on the country of North Korea.
Even as Gungho as I am, I'd at least send in troops not a nuke.
Alonsovich
07-06-2006, 07:12 PM
http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/ArtilleryShell.jpg :eek:
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9566/dedollama0fc.jpg
celldog
07-06-2006, 09:39 PM
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9566/dedollama0fc.jpg
That would look nice over North Korea. But that won't happen.
Slipknot
07-06-2006, 09:40 PM
That would look nice over North Korea. But that won't happen.
...and you call yourself a Christian? Ha.
celldog
07-06-2006, 09:43 PM
...and you call yourself a Christian? Ha.
Christians can stand for national defense. HA!! When you have a maniac like Il with his finger pointed at you, you cannot mess around. Sorry you can't understand that.
Slipknot
07-06-2006, 09:46 PM
Christians can stand for national defense. HA!! When you have a maniac like Il with his finger pointed at you, you cannot mess around. Sorry you can't understand that.
You are calling for the U.S. to drop an atomic bomb on North Korea... to kill thousands of innocent people. North Korea did not attack us... what are we defending our selves against? You aren't a Christian.
Addendum
07-06-2006, 10:01 PM
Christians can stand for national defense. HA!! When you have a maniac like Il with his finger pointed at you, you cannot mess around. Sorry you can't understand that.
When the missiles land in the water, the finger is meaningless.
hippie_hunter
07-06-2006, 10:05 PM
Well, when rockets are landing in the ocean, you can't help but laugh and think Kim Jong hates...
1) Dolphins
2) Sharks
3) Whales
4) Aquaman
Don't forget Namor. Why do you have no love for him :(
enterthemadness
07-07-2006, 01:23 AM
Oh ****.:(
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13743714/
Why can't everyone get along? Or is an alien invasion the only thing that would cause everyone to get along? (like ID4 for example)
Addendum
07-07-2006, 01:43 AM
http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/dc/ecco_defender_dc_front.JPG
Watch out for the missiles, Ecco :(
SLVRSR4
07-07-2006, 02:52 AM
In that report some guy said we shouldn't have to worry about it for ten years so casually. He'll be dead by then! I have nothing to worry about who would want to attack wisconsin?
War Lord
07-07-2006, 02:53 AM
In that report some guy said we shouldn't have to worry about it for ten years so casually. He'll be dead by then! I have nothing to worry about who would want to attack wisconsin?
Swiss cheese makers.
SLVRSR4
07-07-2006, 02:54 AM
California makes more cheese! WE have nothing of value except me and Taskmaster:up:
Arkady Rossovich
07-07-2006, 06:54 PM
http://www.radgraphics.net/images/main/ArtilleryShell.jpg
Its about time America learned its not the strongest nation on earth...by being bombed back to 1776.:thing:
JLBats
07-07-2006, 07:15 PM
Christians can stand for national defense. HA!! When you have a maniac like Il with his finger pointed at you, you cannot mess around. Sorry you can't understand that.
Those who live by the sword die by the sword, amigo. And turning the other atomic cheek would be so much more Christian than bombing the **** out of innocent people.
But hey, you're a massive hypocrite.
Addendum
07-07-2006, 07:17 PM
Yeah, nuking an entire country to get one man...
****ing insane
Darthphere
07-07-2006, 07:17 PM
Yeah, nuking an entire country to get one man...
****ing insane
You dare question the logic of celldog? Silly man.
Addendum
07-07-2006, 07:24 PM
You dare question the logic of celldog? Silly man.
Always question the logic of a retard
Darthphere
07-07-2006, 07:25 PM
Always question the logic of a retard
Mentally challenged.:mad:
Addendum
07-07-2006, 07:27 PM
Mentally challenged.:mad:
Well, it is a challenge to use something one lacks, as in the case of celldog
TrailerCues
10-04-2006, 07:07 AM
North Korea (http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=North+Korea) faced stern warnings from its neighbors Wednesday against carrying out an unprecedented nuclear test, but insisted that such a move wouldn't be meant as a provocation. A top South Korean security official said there was no sign a test was imminent.
China, Japan and South Korea (http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=South+Korea) announced a series of summits among their leaders, ratcheting up diplomacy over tensions caused by the North's announcement Tuesday that it intends to detonate a bomb.
Such a test would confirm the North's claim that it has atomic capabilities, and would severely undermine efforts to prevent an Asian nuclear arms race by getting Pyongyang to disarm.
South Korea's top official on dealings with the North, Unification Minister Lee Jong-seok, said Wednesday that there were no definite signs that the test is imminent.
However, Lee also told lawmakers there was "a high possibility" it would eventually take place if "efforts to resume the six-party talks fail," Yonhap news agency reported.
North Korea has boycotted six-nation nuclear talks with China, Japan, Russia, South Korea and the U.S. for nearly a year, angered by American financial restrictions imposed over the North's alleged illegal activities such as money laundering and counterfeiting.
An official at the North's embassy in Australia, Pak Myong-guk, who described himself as a minister, said that Pyongyang's planned nuclear test "is not provocative."
"It is just the corresponding measure for defense, for us to defend ourselves," Pak told The Associated Press. "It is the really essential process for nuclear deterrent."
The North often insists it needs nuclear weapons to deter a U.S. attack.
China — the North's main ally and key benefactor — appealed on
Pyongyang to show calm and restraint, issuing an unusually pointed statement that referred to North Korea by name. The statement contrasted with earlier Chinese responses, which have typically called for restraint from all sides in the dispute.
"We hope the North Korean side will be sure to keep calm and restrained on the nuclear test issue," Foreign Ministry spokesman Liu Jianchao said on the ministry Web site.
South Korea's President Roh Moo-hyun called for a "cool-headed and stern" response to the North's announcement, while South Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman Choo Kyu-ho said a nuclear test by North Korea could cause a change in its engagement policy toward the communist regime.
"If North Korea pushes ahead with a nuclear test, North Korea should take full responsibility for all consequences," Choo said after an emergency meeting of South Korean security ministers.
Asked to elaborate on what the consequences would be, Choo said a North Korean nuclear test could bring about a "shift" in Seoul's engagement policy toward the North, but also stressed that doesn't mean abandoning that policy altogether.
South Korea has consistently pursued dialogue with North Korea since their leaders first met in a historic summit in 2000. That approach has caused a rift with Washington, which favors a harder line toward the communist regime.
Seoul is one of the main aid providers to the impoverished North, but it suspended regular relief shipments after Pyongyang carried out missile tests on July 5. However, the South later agreed to send emergency aid to help the North cope with the effects of massive floods that struck the country in mid-July.
Despite the nuclear test threat, the South on Wednesday shipped previously promised aid to the North, including 6,400 tons of cement, the Unification Ministry said.
"As North Korea has yet to conduct a nuclear test, it is difficult to immediately halt sending flood relief aid, which is being provided on a humanitarian basis," a ministry official said on condition of anonymity, citing official policy.
After the missile launches, the U.N. Security Council (http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=U.N.+Security+Council) unanimously adopted a resolution banning all U.N. members from missile or missile-related dealings with the North.
South Korean Vice Foreign Minister Yu Myung-hwan said the Security Council is expected to take stronger action against Pyongyang if it tests a nuclear weapon.
North Korea "will face a strong and united response from the international community" if it conducts a test, Yu told a regular news briefing.
Speaking later to lawmakers, Yu warned a North Korean nuclear test "could provide a pretext for Japan's nuclear armament. "
"This will prompt countermoves by China or Russia and lead to a change in the balance of power in the Northeast Asia," he said.
Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said "we simply could not accept" a nuclear test by the North.
Abe will head to China on Sunday and to Seoul on Monday, and Roh will travel to Beijing on Oct. 13.
In Australia, North Korean Ambassador Chon Jae-hong was summoned to meet senior officials on Wednesday and "was warned in the strongest possible terms of the severe consequences should North Korea conduct a nuclear test," Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer said in a statement.
"A nuclear test would be completely unacceptable to the international community, and would provoke a very strong international response," Downer said.
The news sent the South Korean stock market tumbling. The market closed down 1.6 percent Wednesday after recovering from deeper lows earlier in the day.
Pyongyang has not conducted any known test to prove its claim that it has nuclear weapons. Some experts believe the North has enough fissile material to build a half-dozen or more nuclear bombs, though there are doubts about whether it could deliver them accurately on a warhead.
Although North Korea is dotted with underground military installations, media reports in South Korea have identified North Hamkyong province on the North's northeast coast as a likely site for a nuclear test.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061004/ap_on_re_as/koreas_nuclear
Hobgoblin
10-04-2006, 12:05 PM
I'm curious to see if they actually go through with it. Yeah, it will intimidate their neighbors, which the North Koreans want, but it could also lead to sanctions, a military strike by Japan (who is reviewing its constitution to see if it can do that) or by the US. Kim Jong Il thinks that nukes will save his regime. It may actually bring its downfall. Its hard to understand why they cant see that. Then again, they did launch a missile over Japan last July, so they dont exactly think things through.
HellOnEarth
10-07-2006, 09:10 PM
What are the chances of North Korea testing a nuclear bomb? :down
And where would they test it?
TrailerCues
10-07-2006, 09:59 PM
Tensions mounted over North Korea's threat to test its first atomic bomb, with shots ringing out Saturday along the border with
South Korea and Japan warning of harsh sanctions if Pyongyang goes nuclear.
With a possible test expected as early as Sunday, the U.N. Security Council issued a stern statement Friday urging the country to abandon its nuclear ambitions and warning of unspecified consequences if the isolated communist regime does not comply. Jittery nations have warned a test would unravel regional security and possibly trigger an arms race. A midday incursion Saturday by North Korean troops into the southern side of the no-man's-land separating North and South Korea only stoked the unease. South Korean soldiers rattled off 40 warning shots at the five communist troops who crossed the center line of the Demilitarized Zone.
It was unclear whether the North Korean advance was intended as a provocation, or was an attempt to go fishing at a nearby stream, an official at South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said on condition of anonymity, citing official policy. No one was hurt, and the North Koreans retreated.
While such border skirmishes are not unheard of, they are relatively rare. Saturday's incursion was only the second this year, the official said.
Meanwhile, world powers were stepping up diplomatic efforts to avert a nuclear test. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe left for Beijing Sunday for talks with Chinese President
Hu Jintao and will then go on to Seoul for talks with South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun the following day.
"North Korea must stop its nuclear tests," Abe demanded as he was leaving for his summits. "I will discuss the situation with leaders of both countries to achieve that goal," he said.
"I want to hold summits to clear the sky for the future of our countries," Abe added.
State Department spokesman Kurtis Cooper said Saturday the United States was concerned about North Korea's threat to test its first atomic bomb and the department was closely monitoring the high tensions.
Also Saturday, South Korea's nuclear envoy announced he will visit Beijing on Monday for two days of talks with Chinese officials about the threatened nuclear test.
Japan's Foreign Ministry said it was prepared to push for punitive measures at the
United Nations if the North goes ahead with the test.
"If North Korea conducts a nuclear weapons test despite the concerns expressed by international society, the Security Council must adopt a resolution outlining severely punitive measures," the ministry said.
A top Japanese ruling party official warned of further sanctions if North Korea conducts a nuclear test. Tokyo began stepping up trade restrictions on North Korea in July after it test-fired seven missiles, including a long-range rocket, into the waters between Japan and the Korean Peninsula.
"We have already imposed financial measures ... but we may have to go further, like stopping imports and exports (from North Korea)" if it conducts a nuclear test, Shoichi Nakagawa, the Liberal Democratic Party's policy chief, said on public broadcaster NHK.
The U.N. statement adopted Friday expressed "deep concern" over North Korea's announcement Tuesday that it is planning a test.
The council acted amid speculation that a nuclear test could come on Sunday, the anniversary of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's appointment as head of the Korean Workers' Party in 1997.
Japanese Vice Foreign Minister Shotaro Yachi told Japan's TV Asahi: "Based on the development so far, it would be best to view that a test is possible this weekend."
The U.N. statement also urged North Korea to return to six-nation negotiations aimed at persuading the country to abandon its nuclear ambitions in exchange for security guarantees and badly needed economic aid.
Those talks, which involve the United States, China, Japan, Russia and North and South Korea, have been stalled since late last year, when North Korea boycotted the negotiations in response to American economic sanctions.
A North Korea expert in China, the North's closest ally, said only the removal of the sanctions could dissuade the North.
"North Korea has already made a decision to carry out a test," said Li Dunqiu of China's State Council Development Research Center, a Cabinet-level think tank. But "if the U.S. removes sanctions ... then tensions can be eased. Otherwise launching a nuclear test is unavoidable for North Korea."
The United States imposed economic restrictions on North Korea last year to punish it for alleged counterfeiting and money laundering.
North Korea said Tuesday it decided to act in the face of what it claimed was "the U.S. extreme threat of a nuclear war," but gave no date for the test. Washington has repeatedly said it has no intention of invading North Korea.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061008/ap_on_re_as/koreas_nuclear
World War 3 could start over this :o
Mr. Walters
10-07-2006, 10:00 PM
There will never be a World War III. That was the point of creating the U.N.
celldog
10-07-2006, 10:01 PM
There will never be a World War III. That was the point of creating the U.N.
Are you serious??
TrailerCues
10-07-2006, 10:02 PM
That was the point of creating the U.N.
With the ****ty job they have been doing lately who knows
celldog
10-07-2006, 10:04 PM
http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/tplookalike_new/kim%20jong%20il.jpg http://www.businessinnovationinsider.com/images/2006/03/Dr.%20Evil.jpg
Cousins??? :woot:
Mr. Walters
10-07-2006, 10:06 PM
With the ****ty job they have been doing lately who knows
Every country in the U.N. is on the same side. I mean, I guess we could have a World War III...something like the U.N. against "The Axis of Evil" or something, but that should be a one sided fight.
Sentinel X
10-07-2006, 10:06 PM
There will never be a World War III. That was the point of creating the U.N.That is nothing, theres been plenty of supranational organizations but that didnt stop world war 2 from happening
Mr. Walters
10-07-2006, 10:07 PM
That is nothing, theres been plenty of supranational organizations but that didnt stop world war 2 from happening
What? The League of Nations? If It had happened the way Wilson planned, thjere wouldn't have been a World War II. And besides, name all the world wars we've had since the forming of the U.N.
Sentinel X
10-07-2006, 10:11 PM
What? The League of Nations? If It had happened the way Wilson planned, thjere wouldn't have been a World War II. And besides, name all the world wars we've had since the forming of the U.N.League of nations..yeah...if league of nations could get screwed up, what makes you think the UN cant? I wish preventing world wars was as easy as created a large supranational organizations but it really isnt
Mr. Walters
10-07-2006, 10:31 PM
WTF??? There was a post of mine here. Now it's gone.
Anyway, the "screw up" with the League of Nations was that it never got off the ground. There was no international governing body prior to Wolrd War II. After World War II however, we got the U.N. And since then, there has been no world wars.
Every country in the U.N. is on the same side. I mean, I guess we could have a World War III...something like the U.N. against "The Axis of Evil" or something, but that should be a one sided fight.
WTF? Are you insane?
Kmack
10-07-2006, 11:22 PM
This is really starting to freak me out. No good can come from this:(
hippie_hunter
10-07-2006, 11:39 PM
WTF??? There was a post of mine here. Now it's gone.
Anyway, the "screw up" with the League of Nations was that it never got off the ground. There was no international governing body prior to Wolrd War II. After World War II however, we got the U.N. And since then, there has been no world wars.
THAT WAS THANKS TO NUCLEAR DETERANCE, NOT THE UNITED NATIONS :o
Mr Sparkle
10-08-2006, 01:04 AM
japan is right to warn them......they know
http://www.thenextstepp.com/wizartist/forumpix/godzilla.jpg
dpm07
10-08-2006, 05:43 AM
The chances are very good.
In all likelihood, they will test it either in the ocean or on land underground.
Parker
10-08-2006, 05:43 AM
They're already testing their long range missiles over the sea of Japan.
Sentinel X
10-08-2006, 09:23 AM
WTF??? There was a post of mine here. Now it's gone.
Anyway, the "screw up" with the League of Nations was that it never got off the ground. There was no international governing body prior to Wolrd War II. After World War II however, we got the U.N. And since then, there has been no world wars.Haha....it happens :cwink:
I know but then again there hasn't really been anything that huge to spark another world war since then...but terrorism has been affecting a multitude of countries. Either way I hope ur right, Id hate to have a World War...especially while Im living :csad:
TrailerCues
10-08-2006, 11:25 AM
Japan and China agreed Sunday that a North Korea nuclear test "cannot be tolerated" and that Pyongyang should return unconditionally to six-party negotiations on its nuclear programs, the Japanese prime minister said.
Shinzo Abe, speaking to reporters at the end of a day of meetings in Beijing, said he and China's President Hu Jintao agreed that a North Korean nuclear test would be unacceptable.
"We need to prevent a nuclear North Korea," Abe said. "We saw eye-to-eye that North Korea's announcement of a nuclear test cannot be tolerated because it is a great threat to East Asia and the international community."
The two leaders — meeting for the first summit-level talks between their countries in five years — urged North Korea to rejoin the six-nation talks, Abe said. Pyongyang has refused to attend the talks for more than a year to protest financial sanctions imposed by the United States.
The United States has refused to meet with North Korea outside of the negotiations by the Koreas, the United States, Japan, China and Russia. Washington has said it would have bilateral talks with North Korea only in the context of those six-party talks.
"President Bush and administration officials have made our position on bilateral talks clear," said Emily Lawrimore, a White House spokeswoman.
"We will continue to encourage North Korea to participate in six-party talks."
Abe's Beijing trip, intended to ease tense relations between the two east Asian nations, took on added urgency after North Korea's announcement last Tuesday that it would conduct a nuclear test at an unspecified time.
Meanwhile, a former South Korean lawmaker said North Korea denied a nuclear test was imminent, citing a Chinese diplomat who spoke to officials from the North on Sunday. China is North Korea's closest ally.
There had been speculation that a nuclear test could come Sunday, the anniversary of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's appointment as head of the Korean Workers' Party in 1997.
However, former South Korean lawmaker Jang Sung-min said the North told China it had not raised the alert level of its military. He said he spoke to an unidentified Chinese diplomat who learned of North Korea's stance from Pyongyang officials Sunday afternoon.
Jang said the North also told China it may drop plans to test its first atomic bomb if the United States holds bilateral talks with Pyongyang — or accelerate the plans if the U.S. moves toward sanctions or a military attack. The United States has repeatedly denied it intends to invade North Korea.
Jang, who spoke in Seoul, is a former ruling party lawmaker who currently heads a think tank in Seoul and has been active in Northeast Asian affairs.
The Chinese official's comments could not be independently confirmed.
Persuading China and South Korea to support forceful diplomacy and potentially tough sanctions against Pyongyang is seen as crucial. Over the past three years, Beijing and Seoul have resisted sanctions and argued for engagement as the best way to deal with the isolated regime.
But calls for a harder line have mounted since North Korea's latest threat, with jittery nations warning that a test would unravel regional security and possibly trigger an arms race.
The U.N. Security Council issued a stern statement Friday urging the North to abandon its nuclear ambitions and warning of unspecified consequences.
Japan's Foreign Ministry said it was prepared to push for punitive measures at the United Nations if the North goes ahead with the test.
A top Japanese ruling party official warned of further sanctions if North Korea conducts a nuclear test. Tokyo began stepping up trade restrictions on North Korea in July after it test-fired seven missiles, including a long-range rocket, into the waters between Japan and the Korean Peninsula.
"We have already imposed financial measures ... but we may have to go further, like stopping imports and exports (from North Korea)" if it conducts a nuclear test, Shoichi Nakagawa, the Liberal Democratic Party's policy chief, said on public broadcaster NHK.
A midday incursion Saturday by North Korean troops into the southern side of the no-man's-land separating North and South Korea only stoked tensions.
South Korean soldiers rattled off 40 warning shots at the five communist troops who crossed the center line of the Demilitarized Zone.
It was unclear whether the North Korean advance was intended as a provocation, or was an attempt to go fishing at a nearby stream, an official at South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said on condition of anonymity, citing official policy. No one was hurt, and the North Koreans retreated.
While such border skirmishes are not unheard of, they are relatively rare. Saturday's incursion was only the second this year, the official said.
North Korea said Tuesday it decided to act in the face of what it claimed was "the U.S. extreme threat of a nuclear war."
Talks between Abe and Chinese leaders also focused on mending diplomatic ties.
China canceled previous meetings to protest former Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi's visits to a Tokyo war shrine seen as a symbol of Japan's imperialist past. A handful of war criminals are worshipped in the shrine along with the rest of Japan's fallen soldiers.
http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/japan-china-say-north-korean-test/20061007023809990001
Mike_D202
10-08-2006, 11:34 AM
I think its about damn time that North Korea gets knocked down a peg or two.
D.Rex
10-08-2006, 01:56 PM
I think its about damn time that North Korea gets knocked down a peg or two.
Yes it is. it's also good to see Japan and China trying to ease tensions and actually be on the same side on an issue. together they form a strong team. Also if Japan is friendly with China it makes it easier for the United states to open more doors and form a beeter alliance wih them as well as Japan is a close ally of the US. It's much better for the rest of the world when the two most powerful nations are on good terms.
maxwell's demon
10-08-2006, 02:48 PM
huh. China, too? that's band news for N.Korea.
The Lizard
10-08-2006, 03:51 PM
I don't know-- these days North Korea kind of comes off like a geeky socially retarded kid who screams from his apartment window that he's going to kick everyone's ass if they even look at him the wrong way. Yeah, there's a chance that he might grab a hunting rifle someday and start picking people off, but he makes an outrageous idiot out of himself so often that it's still hard to take him seriously when he starts picking fights again.
Of course, if I lived right next to the crazy kid I might feel differently.
Japan should sic Godzilla on North Korea.
terry78
10-08-2006, 05:52 PM
http://www.unreel.co.uk/reviews/t/Team_America_World_Police/teamamerica_09.jpg
Hans Blix? Oh nooooo!!!
danielisthor
10-08-2006, 05:56 PM
I think i am worried when China and Japan agree on anything even something as good as this.
TrailerCues
10-08-2006, 06:00 PM
North Korea appears to back down on threat
North Korea's main ally, China, joined Japan in sending a strong message Sunday that a nuclear test by the North "cannot be tolerated," and Pyongyang appeared to back down from its threat as an important anniversary passed without any sign of nuclear activity.
The estranged neighbors, holding their first summit in five years, put aside their differences over visits by the Japanese prime minister's predecessor to a Tokyo war shrine to issue a joint warning to North Korea.
"We agreed that a nuclear weapon test by North Korea cannot be tolerated," Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe — who assumed office just two weeks ago — said at a news conference after a day of meetings with President
Hu Jintao and other Chinese leaders. "We need to prevent a nuclear North Korea."
The common ground Japan and China found over North Korea came as a South Korean politician said a North Korean nuclear test was not imminent and the North was ready to drop its plans if Washington engaged in direct talks.
The United States has refused to meet with North Korea outside of stalled negotiations by the Koreas, the United States, Japan, China and Russia. Washington has said it would have bilateral talks with North Korea only in the context of those six-party talks.
"
President Bush and administration officials have made our position on bilateral talks clear," said Emily Lawrimore, a White House spokeswoman. "We will continue to encourage North Korea to participate in six-party talks."
Abe said China was determined to bring the North back into the talks aimed at getting it to abandon development of nuclear weapons and the long-range missiles it needs to use them.
"We saw eye-to-eye," Abe said. "I think that was very significant."
North Korea announced last week that it would conduct a nuclear weapons test. Though the North has long claimed to have nuclear weapons, the test would be the first incontestable proof of its capabilities.
Analysts had speculated that North Korea might test as early as Sunday because it often uses anniversaries or other international events to stage provocations.
Sunday was the ninth anniversary of North Korean leader Kim Jong Il's appointment as head of the Korean Workers' Party. Tuesday will be the 61st anniversary of the party's founding.
And South Korean Foreign Minister Ban Ki-moon was expected to be nominated by the
U.N. Security Council to be the world body's next secretary-general on Monday.
But there were signs the North was using the threat as a bargaining chip.
Former South Korean lawmaker Jang Sung-min said Sunday in Seoul that the North informed China it may desist from testing if the United States holds bilateral talks — a long-standing demand of the North.
Jang said he got the information from a telephone conversation with a Chinese diplomat whom he did not further identify.
The U.S. rejection of bilateral talks has not met with universal support among American foreign policy experts.
"I don't think you restrict your conversations to your friends. At the same time, it's got to be hard-nosed. It's got to be determined," former Secretary of State James A. Baker III, who held the post under President George H.W. Bush, said on ABC's "This Week.
Getting Beijing and
South Korea to support energetic diplomacy and potentially tough sanctions against North Korea is seen as crucial to efforts to make the isolated regime give up its nuclear weapons program.
China and South Korea have argued for engagement and resisted sanctions, but North Korea's latest nuclear-test threat has hardened Japan's line.
Japan helped usher a stern statement through the U.N. Security Council on Friday that urged North Korea to cancel its nuclear test and warned of unspecified consequences if it did not comply.
"We need to transmit a message to North Korea that unless it revokes its test plans, it will face further isolation from international society and its situation will deteriorate," Abe said before leaving Tokyo on Sunday.
The positive tone of Abe's visit to China — his first major test on the international stage — may have caught North Korea by surprise.
China called the summit a positive step toward resolving a bitter rift over official visits to a Tokyo war shrine and flaring territorial disputes.
Abe, despite a reputation for advocating a more patriotic and powerful Japan, made China his first overseas trip because of the anger over former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi's repeated visits to the Yasukuni war shrine, which many in Asia see as a symbol of Japanese militarism.
Abe stuck to his policy of neither confirming nor denying whether he will visit the shrine. But he said he would "act appropriately" and apologized for Japan's wartime brutality.
"Japan caused tremendous damage and suffering," he said after meeting Hu. "But in the 60 years since the war, we have walked a path of peace and democracy."
Though he offered nothing new, Abe's approach seemed to work.
"This visit is the first by a Japanese prime minister in five years, which represents a positive turn in our relationship," Hu said after greeting Abe in the Great Hall of the People.
http://www.superherohype.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=10289087
The Question
10-08-2006, 06:13 PM
They'd probably test the explosive capabilities of their missiles underground for obvious safety reasosns.
Mr. Walters
10-08-2006, 06:48 PM
I don't think well see a World War anytime soon. If we see countries saying, "Screw this!" and dropping out of the U.N. to form alliances with other nations, then it's time to get worried. Until, that happens, I wouldn't loose any sleep.
hippie_hunter
10-08-2006, 09:56 PM
I'M WATCHING CNN RIGHT NOW, WENT ON TO CNN.COM, MSNBC AND FOXNEWS.COM AND THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING: NORTH KOREA HAS MOST LIKELY CONDUCTED A SUCCESSFUL NUCLEAR TEST ACCORDING TO SOUTH KOREAN GOVERNMENT FORCES. :wow:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15190745/
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,218699,00.html
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/10/08/korea.nuclear.test/index.html
bored
10-08-2006, 09:56 PM
Oy. Oy, oy, oy.
Bat Attack
10-08-2006, 09:57 PM
Oh my golly gumdrops and bloomers. :meow:
JLBats
10-08-2006, 09:58 PM
There really is no intelligent response to this, so... whatever.
Bat Attack
10-08-2006, 09:59 PM
Well that news is scary.
Hades
10-08-2006, 10:00 PM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/243/redneckbeeoj9.gif
"I have a bad feeling about this."
JLBats
10-08-2006, 10:02 PM
*babbles incoherently*
Joker
10-08-2006, 10:02 PM
meh...they kept telling us that Russia was gonna nuke us back in the day and it never happened, so I dont really care. I doubt North Korea is stupid enough to actually nuke anyone, seeing as EVERYONE has nukes today.
And Sumofgod can't be here to let us know what we should think.:csad:
tzarinna
10-08-2006, 10:04 PM
Well there's nothing I can do.
Kmack
10-08-2006, 10:05 PM
Somebody hold me:(
Ghostvirus
10-08-2006, 10:06 PM
Anyone who didn't see this coming. Is as mentally challenged as the President. North Korea has been talking ***** for years now! Godamnit! Why are we still in Iraq. Lets go to war with some one that is worthy. Kill some Koreans!!!!
JLBats
10-08-2006, 10:07 PM
And Sumofgod can't be here to let us know what we should think.:csad:
He kept saying the invasion of Iran might even come "Before the beginning of October!:wow:"
I wish I weren't so blind:csad:
Joker
10-08-2006, 10:07 PM
oh yeah, back to Korea, that'll work, just like it did the first time. And jungle war has never gone wrong for us after that either! look at how well we did in Vietnam!
Bat Attack
10-08-2006, 10:08 PM
Somebody hold me:(
Stay strong Kmack. :mad::up:
Erzengel
10-08-2006, 10:08 PM
How will this effect the release of the next Spiderman 3 trailer? :huh: :(
Ben Urich
10-08-2006, 10:08 PM
http://ajsb.blogs.friendster.com/index/images/beast2.jpg
Oh my stars and garters.
kypade
10-08-2006, 10:10 PM
here's an idea...who gives a ****o?
SpHinX
10-08-2006, 10:12 PM
Now, they just have to successfully build another one
Might be lying, so far no seismic activity in the last 48 hours according to the news report and a nuke would really give the earth a jump
Socrates
10-08-2006, 10:14 PM
How will this effect the release of the next Spiderman 3 trailer? :huh: :(
It won't. But maybe if Casino Royale is delayed Sony will just delay the next Spider-man 3 trailer instead of premiering it on the web. Or some hit television show. Like they did with the first two movies. :huh:
TrailerCues
10-08-2006, 10:15 PM
Yahoo is reporting it also
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061009/ap_on_re_as/koreas_nuclear
Superman
10-08-2006, 10:15 PM
How will this effect the release of the next Spiderman 3 trailer? :huh: :(LMAO!!!:woot: :woot: :woot: :up: :up:
It won't. But maybe if Casino Royale is delayed Sony will just delay the next Spider-man 3 trailer instead of premiering it on the web. Or some hit television show. Like they did with the first two movies. :huh:
:dry:
...
:csad:
Venom Drool
10-08-2006, 10:24 PM
relax
TrailerCues
10-08-2006, 10:24 PM
I doubt much will happen after this
Damnit, this better not be true.
Palpadious
10-08-2006, 10:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxQ660DwEtw
Apparently, Japan is setting up a task force to discuss the situation.
The Spawn
10-08-2006, 10:40 PM
Doesn't Austraila have nukes?
Kmack
10-08-2006, 10:44 PM
Stay strong Kmack. :mad::up:
You're right. I will, I have to...but I can't do it alone. Hera give me strength:ww:
Immortalfire
10-08-2006, 10:46 PM
Kim Jong Il = Darkseid
How will this effect the release of the next Spiderman 3 trailer? None, let's hope.
Dwarf lord
10-08-2006, 10:58 PM
Well, Fox News just confirmed it... Still, I don't think NK would be stupid enough to use them on us. I'm sure this is just more or less, flexing muscles. Just like the Cold War. I just hope we don't go to war over this. There's really no need IMO.
Spider-Bite
10-08-2006, 11:00 PM
Anyone who didn't see this coming. Is as mentally challenged as the President. North Korea has been talking ***** for years now! Godamnit! Why are we still in Iraq. Lets go to war with some one that is worthy. Kill some Koreans!!!!
this week little country like Iraq was a big mistake so you want to rush to North Korea the third strongest military in the world who has just successfully tested a nuclear bomb? Why? so they can test it on us?
Dwarf lord
10-08-2006, 11:02 PM
this week little country like Iraq was a big mistake so you want to rush to North Korea the third strongest military in the world who has just successfully tested a nuclear bomb? Why? so they can test it on us?
We wouldn't use infintry. We'd probably use the air and sea.
Spider-Bite
10-08-2006, 11:02 PM
well I'm sure as hell not sleeping this week.
lazur
10-08-2006, 11:02 PM
They're saying it measured 3.58 on the richter scale, which is apparently less than N. Korea had wanted as a result.
Spider-Bite
10-08-2006, 11:02 PM
We wouldn't use infintry. We'd probably use the air and sea.
That's us. What about them?
Dwarf lord
10-08-2006, 11:03 PM
well I'm sure as hell not sleeping this week.
I don't see this as much to worry about at all. Remember the USSR before you get to worried.
LastSunrise1981
10-08-2006, 11:03 PM
Sounds like another scare tactic to me. :whatever: When will people stop running around like a chicken with their heads cut off and just realize that it's nothing more than propaganda.
Seems like this is just in time for the Mid-Term Elections.
Dr. MIX
10-08-2006, 11:06 PM
Korea, please do not detonate any nuclear weapons until Nolan has created his Batman trilogy :(
Tyrinus
10-08-2006, 11:07 PM
Someone should call up Kim Jong Il and say, "Congratulations, how's it feel to know you're offically 60 years behind us?"
Dwarf lord
10-08-2006, 11:08 PM
Sounds like another scare tactic to me. :whatever: When will people stop running around like a chicken with their heads cut off and just realize that it's nothing more than propaganda.
Seems like this is just in time for the Mid-Term Elections.
It doesn't seem to have anything to do with any agenda. China's reported on it and so has South Korea.
Fenrir
10-08-2006, 11:09 PM
Heh. America will most likely be destroyed by it's own overblown, never-ending paranoia rather than by some radical terrorists or freedom-hating/barbaric/communist/dictator regime. Ironic how the world's greatest superpower is also the world's most insecure nation.
:down:
Spider-Bite
10-08-2006, 11:11 PM
I don't see this as much to worry about at all. Remember the USSR before you get to worried.
I already had enough to worry about with Bush being my president though. who knows what that madman will do. He's got 10,000 nuclear bombs under his finger.
Ghostvirus
10-08-2006, 11:11 PM
You know peeps. At some point people are going to stop bluffing! When north Korea was talking smack a few years ago. Everyone said "Oh they are just all talk". Now they are testing Nukes. Now "They are just flexing there muscles". Horse sh**!
We invaded a country that was a slight itch to us. Now there is a country that is a significant threat, & people are looking the other way! I say we Hiroshima x2 there ass. DONE!
Ben Urich
10-08-2006, 11:16 PM
Korea, please do not detonate any nuclear weapons until Nolan has created his Batman trilogy :(
And how. :up:
Fenrir
10-08-2006, 11:18 PM
You know what's funny? Back when the U.S was campaigning for it's Iraqi invasion, there was little Kim Jong Il sitting in the corner over there spewing a lot of provocative comments against the United States and openly claimed development of nuclear weapons. Unfortunately the poor guy got such little attention and Bush Co. were so busy wasting precious time, money and military resources combating a superficial threat (WMDs in Iraq my ass :rolleyes: ) that they ignored where the real danger was at.
JustABill
10-08-2006, 11:20 PM
-sigh- Right before my 21st Birthday. :(
TNC9852002
10-08-2006, 11:22 PM
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-TNC
Ghostvirus
10-08-2006, 11:25 PM
You know what's funny? Back when the U.S was campaigning for it's Iraqi invasion, there was little Kim Jong Il sitting in the corner over there spewing a lot of provocative comments against the United States and openly claimed development of nuclear weapons. Unfortunately the poor guy got such little attention and Bush Co. were so busy wasting precious time, money and military resources combating a superficial threat (WMDs in Iraq my ass ) that they ignored where the real danger was at.
That's what I am saying! This guy is freaking wacko! It is going to take another 911 to make people realize that this guy is nuts!
Spider-Bite
10-08-2006, 11:25 PM
You know peeps. At some point people are going to stop bluffing! When north Korea was talking smack a few years ago. Everyone said "Oh they are just all talk". Now they are testing Nukes. Now "They are just flexing there muscles". Horse sh**!
We invaded a country that was a slight itch to us. Now there is a country that is a significant threat, & people are looking the other way! I say we Hiroshima x2 there ass. DONE!
then the world would see us as the threat and then hiroshimax2 us. think man. think. I don't want our species to go extinct in nuclear winter. you call them the threat, and then you talk about dropping nukes. that would defeat the whole purpose of stopping people from dying in nuclear explosions wouldn't it?
Gotendbz-2
10-08-2006, 11:27 PM
Hey man, forget about the North Koreans! The Russians have a death ray! We better call the White House!
TNC9852002
10-08-2006, 11:28 PM
Hmmm...NK announced a week ago that they were planning a nuclear test as practice in the case of a U.S. Invasion!
-TNC
HellOnEarth
10-09-2006, 12:03 AM
Do you know why there even is a North and South Korea?
Learn some history, kids. Asian American History.
It is America's fault. Teddy Roosevelt's. :down
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7232/300pxgreatleadercomradekimjongil122ko3.jpg
terry78
10-09-2006, 12:23 AM
http://www.unreel.co.uk/reviews/t/Team_America_World_Police/teamamerica_09.jpg
AMERICA! **** YEAH!
COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MUTHA****IN' DAY YEAH!
Tyrinus
10-09-2006, 12:29 AM
How big is North Korea? If this bomb was detonated above ground, didn't he just waste a bunch of good land?
ord0g
10-09-2006, 12:40 AM
Think it was in a mine or something. But I don't think think NK is *****ing around anymore. They've got a whole lot more bargaining power now. For a 3rd world country they really do mean business.
Spider-Bite
10-09-2006, 01:31 AM
How big is North Korea? If this bomb was detonated above ground, didn't he just waste a bunch of good land?
It was detonated at an underground facility.
Clerk
10-09-2006, 01:37 AM
Korea, please do not detonate any nuclear weapons until Nolan has created his Batman trilogy :(
:csad: :up:
DOG LIPS
10-09-2006, 01:37 AM
*Sigh*
See you all in Canada. :csad:
blind_fury
10-09-2006, 01:43 AM
I'm looking forward to the apocalypse. The human race sucks n e way. lolol.
Spider-Bite
10-09-2006, 01:44 AM
*Sigh*
See you all in Canada. :csad:
hey man they got a republican president too now, who wants to have closer ties to the Bush Regime. which is why Alquida wants to take out Cananda now too. don't move there. your best bet is the moon. you can actually purchase land now from the Lunar Society. It's real cheap too. when you figure out a way to get there, drop me a line, so I can come with.
DOG LIPS
10-09-2006, 01:46 AM
hey man they got a republican president too now, who wants to have closer ties to the Bush Regime. which is why Alquida wants to take out Cananda now too. don't move there. your best bet is the moon. you can actually purchase land now from the Lunar Society. It's real cheap too. when you figure out a way to get there, drop me a line, so I can come with.
Good plan. I'll buy the land, you go buy 10,000 lbs. of dynamite, some leather pants, and space suits. ASAP!
muertevilla
10-09-2006, 01:49 AM
damn... why do i have a feeling im gonna have to bust out my sneaking suit and infinite ammo bandana...
muertevilla
10-09-2006, 01:50 AM
*Sigh*
See you all in Canada. :csad:
ill write you from mexico
7Hells
10-09-2006, 01:53 AM
Korea, please do not detonate any nuclear weapons until Nolan has created his Batman trilogy :(
I think this shall be in all our prayers tonight :ninja:
Fried Gold
10-09-2006, 01:55 AM
LOL @ this thread.
JustABill
10-09-2006, 06:20 AM
Better yet, Korea do not bomb until the Nolan Batman trilogy, a good Catwoman film, a X-Men that corrects the mistakes of The Last Stand, Spider-Man 3, Transformers, and Rob Zombie's Halloween remake are all out. :(
SuperFerret
10-09-2006, 06:52 AM
Rob Zombie's Halloween remake
Wait... what!? :wow:
The world is surely doomed.
Oh, yeah, North Korea, hmm... :csad:
Dorian Gray
10-09-2006, 07:18 AM
How will this effect the release of the next Spiderman 3 trailer? :huh: :(
:woot:
LastSunrise1981
10-09-2006, 07:55 AM
It doesn't seem to have anything to do with any agenda. China's reported on it and so has South Korea.
I was reading about it last night and the report stated that neither China nor South Korea could confirm the test.
Again, this is sounding like an agenda to get people to vote Republicans for the Mid-Term Elections. You don't find it odd that all of a sudden it's coming out now? :huh:
Sloth7d
10-09-2006, 08:00 AM
edit.
raybia
10-09-2006, 08:26 AM
So another country joins the nuclear club? You know, back in 1945 after the U.S. nuked Japan twice, you would think the countries of the world would be content and just trust that the U.S. was the only country with nukes.
But Noooooooooo, now they all feel like they should have them.
I think that the world should exact the same punishment of North Korea for this Nuke test that France recieved when they did the same thing in 1996.
ord0g
10-09-2006, 08:40 AM
NK is in the nuclear club but I don't think it has the capabilities to develop a nuclear missile capable of hitting U.S shores. It looks like it may start a small arms race between the neighbours there though. Japan can and probably will develop nuclear weapons if and when the situation escatalates. I don't think South Korea will hesitate to walk on in and try to wipe out NK if the the s**t does really hit the fan. I think it all hinges on how China handles things now as NK is ever increasingly becoming an embarrasment to them.
And I do believe that the U.S should shoulder part of the blame as the Bush administration decided to go fight a war not worth fighting (Iraq) which turned out no WMD whilst ignoring the real potential threat. And now the U.S is stretched thin by fighting 2 wars. Starting a third one would be almost unsustainable.
Gonking
10-09-2006, 08:57 AM
How will this effect the release of the next Spiderman 3 trailer? :huh: :(
lol :woot:
sithgoblin
10-09-2006, 09:01 AM
There's never going to be a nuclear war. If there is everyone knows it'll just end up like Dr Straneglove.
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