So, I'm starting a team of superheroes...

[Julio Alejandro]

...Who wants to join and what are your special abilities? After evaluation, you will be initiated and given a codename.

[deathshead2]

What is this tem you speak of?

[Julio Alejandro]

Well, so far the only name I can think of is "Mega Squad", but I'm open to suggestions.

[DV8]

I'll join . . . my power is to hit the G-spot everytime on command . . . it's a superpower I already possess . . . :o

[SuBe]

:facepalm

[Julio Alejandro]

I'll join . . . my power is to hit the G-spot everytime on command . . . it's a superpower I already possess . . . :o
That may be useful in plans that call for seduction. You shall be known as...G-Spot!

[DV8]

short for Gansta-Spot for when I'm fighting thugs :up:

[Immortalfire]

I'll be Captain Spellcheck :oldrazz:

[Darthphere]

Can we get this cat on thread probation please?

[Immortalfire]

Send me a memo.

[Eggyman]

I work alone.

[Julio Alejandro]

I'll be Captain Spellcheck :oldrazz:
I accept that. I noticed I meant "team".

[DV8]

I work alone.

good . . . every team needs a moody loner that is part of the team for some inexplicalbe reason :boba:

[Immortalfire]

I work alone.

Don't be a wallflower, Mr. Egg :yay:

[C. Lee]

I work alone.

Get a car....the chicks dig a car.

[Julio Alejandro]

good . . . every team needs a moody loner that is part of the team for some inexplicalbe reason :boba:
Like Wolverine?

[DV8]

Like Wolverine?

Yes, exactly . . . and Rorsach, Batman, Quicksilver, Raphael, Grifter, The Thing, Bishop . . . you get the point :cwink:

[DV8]

Can we get this cat on thread probation please?

were you always this much of a hater? :o

I guess you would make a good arch nemesis though, we will call you Haterphere :up:

[Julio Alejandro]

I like your enthusiasm.

[Eggyman]

Is your friend's sister gonna be on the team? There is room for me to reconsider.

[chaseter]

Gooooooooooo TEM!

[DV8]

Is your friend's sister gonna be on the team? There is room for me to reconsider.

Lol! It's a perfect love triangle scenario a la Wolverine/Cyclops/Jean Grey . . . only when you include me, it becomes a love square :o

[DV8]

Gooooooooooo TEM!

Hell YEH!

[Eggyman]

Lol! It's a perfect love triangle scenario a la Wolverine/Cyclops/Jean Grey . . . only when you include me, it becomes a love square :o

Just because we wear tights doesn't mean we can't spitroast the odd ho :cwink:

[Eggyman]

I think he was trying to tell us something, using the 'word' TEM.

The
Eggy
Men

:cool:

[Hotwire]

Count me in. But I want to keep my name.

[Julio Alejandro]

What is your power?

[DV8]

Just because we wear tights doesn't mean we can't spitroast the odd ho :cwink:

:wow: :bh::hehe:

[Darthphere]

Seriously, stop. Stop.

[Hotwire]

What is your power?
Hmmmm, super-spitefulness.

[DV8]

I can design **** for us . . . I pry will never actually get around to doing it, but it's possible . . . :o

[Darthphere]

Oh Jesus. It's like every nightmare I've ever had about a superhero website coming to life at once.

[Julio Alejandro]

I guess you are the villain then.

[chaseter]

Darthphere's power is to watch Twilight and enjoy it.

[Eggyman]

Oh Jesus. It's like every nightmare I've ever had about a superhero website coming to life at once.

But I haven't even put my underpants on the outside yet.

[Darthphere]

Darthphere's power is to watch Twilight and enjoy it.

You know, I still haven't watched the movie.:csad:

[chaseter]

You know, I still haven't watched the movie.:csad:
And he can lie and make me believe it. Plus he is a super sexy seductress.

[Darthphere]

And he can lie and make me believe it. Plus he is a super sexy seductress.

No, but seriously, I haven't. I will and I will cry in shame.

[Eggyman]

Don't complain about the thread's original purpose if you're gonna make it worse by talking about ****ing Twilight :o

[Darthphere]

I didn't bring that **** up yo.

[Eggyman]

I didn't bring that **** up yo.

I know, but friction needs to be made if we're going to have a successful relationship.

[Darthphere]

I glow in the sun.

[DV8]

You know, I still haven't watched the movie.:csad:

and this makes you sad? :huh:

[Julio Alejandro]

Darth is a Twilight fan? :woot:

[DV8]

I know, but friction needs to be made if we're going to have a successful relationship.

yes, just not the butt-raping kind of friction . . . as long as Lunar doesn't get a hold of Darth, a-hem, errrr Haterphere first :o

[Julio Alejandro]

So, Haterphere must be priority #1, team! BTW, does anyone have any team name suggestions?

[Eggyman]

He'd bum him in the mouth.

[DV8]

So, Haterphere must be priority #1, team! BTW, does anyone have any team name suggestions?

Mega Squad is pretty cool . . . cuz, you know, we all have Mega-schlongs :hehe:

[DV8]

He'd bum him in the mouth.

heh . . . but his mouth is very similar to a bum, so what's the difference!?

lol that you used bum as a verb . . .

[Julio Alejandro]

Mega Squad is pretty cool . . . cuz, you know, we all have Mega-schlongs :hehe:
I know who I'm not standing next to in the MegaShower. :woot:

[Hotwire]

Mega Squad is pretty cool . . . cuz, you know, we all have Mega-schlongs :hehe:
If any chicks join our team, will they have Mega-Boobs?

[DV8]

I know who I'm not standing next to in the MegaShower. :woot:

:bh:

[Julio Alejandro]

If any chicks join our team, will they have Mega-Boobs?
I hope so.

[DV8]

If any chicks join our team, will they have Mega-Boobs?

hells yeah!! And if they don't, I'll just draw some on them :up:

[DV8]

so, correct me if I'm wrong, but here's where we stand:

THE MEGA SQUAD is an intergallactic group of superpimps, navigating through the Milky Way to extinguish the force of evil haters running ammuck throughout the galaxy . . .

The haters' leader, Haterphere, armed only with a bootleg copy of Twilight and a baby penis vows to wreak havoc on the Milky Way by Rickrolling unsuspecting civilians with a downloadable version of The Dark Knight sequel . . . only once that content is downloaded, it's the movie Twilight!!! :cmad:

The Mega Squad journey begins . . .

[Hotwire]

so, correct me if I'm wrong, but here's where we stand:

THE MEGA SQUAD is an intergallactic group of superpimps, navigating through the Milky Way to extinguish the force of evil haters running ammuck throughout the galaxy . . .

The haters' leader, Haterphere, armed only with a bootleg copy of Twilight and a baby penis vows to wreak havoc on the Milky Way by Rickrolling unsuspecting civilians with a downloadable version of The Dark Knight sequel . . . only once that content is downloaded, it's the movie Twilight!!! :cmad:

The Mega Squad journey begins . . .
Sounds about right.

[Julio Alejandro]

So, here's the roster:

I am MoBiUs AeNigMa, I absorb the suns rays, but cannot release them and can talk your head off. I am discovering the powers as time goes on.

[DV8]

So, here's the roster:

I am MoBiUs AeNigMa, I absorb the suns rays, but cannot release them and can talk your head off. I am discovering the powers as time goes on.

so you basically have a really nice tan . . . :up:

and you got that 'pimp talk' down to a T, where you can basically turn beeyitches out w/ the sheer power of talk :up: :up:

[Julio Alejandro]

So, you must have the knowledge of one's powers.

[DV8]

So, you must have the knowledge of one's powers.

yes you are correct, sir . . . I can administer orgasms in a single thrust with my lower head, and read thoughts/perform simple mind control with my upper head :word:

[Julio Alejandro]

You are a fiend.

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

Lol! It's a perfect love triangle scenario a la Wolverine/Cyclops/Jean Grey . . . only when you include me, it becomes a love square :o

When I crawl on in it becomes a love pentagram. :thumbsup:

My power is to lure in criminals by looking like a fat loser homebody in a lame superhero costume. They come in, thinking it'll take a swift kick to the fork of my legs to get me down and two shots to the head before I'm in dumpsters all over the city. That's when I lunge forth and clamp my powerful jaws around their meaty necks and put them in the MR WOODEN ALLIGATOR DEATH ROLL:cmad:

My bait and switch tactics have earned me the name: Mr. Wooden Alligator, Master Baiter.

[Julio Alejandro]

I accept. You can stay at home during missions, like Forge.

[DV8]

When I crawl on in it becomes a love pentagram. :thumbsup:

My power is to lure in criminals by looking like a fat loser homebody in a lame superhero costume. They come in, thinking it'll take a swift kick to the fork of my legs to get me down and two shots to the head before I'm in dumpsters all over the city. That's when I lunge forth and clamp my powerful jaws around their meaty necks and put them in the MR WOODEN ALLIGATOR DEATH ROLL:cmad:

YES!! Bad ASS!!


My bait and switch tactics have earned me the name: Mr. Wooden Alligator, Master Baiter.

YES!! Badder ASS!!

[Darthphere]

So, here's the roster:

I am MoBiUs AeNigMa, I absorb the suns rays, but cannot release them and can talk your head off. I am discovering the powers as time goes on.

Are you ****ing serious? :dry:

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

I guess I can join.

I have the amazing power to repel women, surely that can come in handy in some form?

[Bnightwing]

I'll be the rick roll dude despite I won't do it again :P

[Julio Alejandro]

I guess I can join.

I have the amazing power to repel women, surely that can come in handy in some form?
You'd be the member that becomes a villain.

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

You'd be the member that becomes a villain.

I am all about that.

But I wouldn't team up with Darthphere, because I'd still hold a grudge against him for all of the past battles the team would have had against him. I'd become a new villain, with my own schemes, and we'd probably end up in some epic, 3 way battle.

[DV8]

I am all about that.

But I wouldn't team up with Darthphere, because I'd still hold a grudge against him for all of the past battles the team would have had against him. I'd become a new villain, with my own schemes, and we'd probably end up in some epic, 3 way battle.

heh . . . I'm diggin this ish :up:

so are we gonna have a logo? insignia? character designs or any **** like that?

[Julio Alejandro]

Logo submissions are encouraged, but I'm gonna see if my friend, Zoe Bananaz can draw something up for me. If you wanna see his work, check out his MySpace page. He's one of my top friends:

http://www.myspace.com/grandrev

Also, if you look at my page, I'm thinking of using the beat "Trip" as our theme song.

[DV8]

Logo submissions are encouraged, but I'm gonna see if my friend, Zoe Bananaz can draw something up for me. If you wanna see his work, check out his MySpace page. He's one of my top friends:

http://www.myspace.com/grandrev

Also, if you look at my page, I'm thinking of using the beat "Trip" as our theme song.

Damn!! Dude has MAD skillz . . . that's exactly the style I was thinking too!! :up: :up:

I got dibs on the Haterphere design though :twisted:

here's some of my work:

http://artwanted.com/artist.cfm?artid=12773

[DV8]

and that beat is fresh too!! :up: :up:

[Cunning Stunts]

I'll be Lord Vaginus Penetratus.

[Julio Alejandro]

Damn!! Dude has MAD skillz . . . that's exactly the style I was thinking too!! :up: :up:

I got dibs on the Haterphere design though :twisted:

here's some of my work:

http://artwanted.com/artist.cfm?artid=12773
Known him for about 16 years, and he's always been that good. I like your work too. You're very good with realism.

[Julio Alejandro]

and that beat is fresh too!! :up: :up:
Thanks. Do you approve of it as the theme music?

[DV8]

Known him for about 16 years, and he's always been that good. I like your work too. You're very good with realism.

thanks :up:

and yeah, that beat is good to go :up: :up:

[Hotwire]

So, DV8, can you design my costume as well?? I want LOTS of pouches, LOTS of guns, and LOTS of blades!! What can I say, I'm guilty of liking some parts of Liefield's designs. Just not the bone breaking anatomy.

[Darthphere]

So whatever happened with that chick you were going to holla at?

[Julio Alejandro]

So, DV8, can you design my costume as well?? I want LOTS of pouches, LOTS of guns, and LOTS of blades!! What can I say, I'm guilty of liking some parts of Liefield's designs. Just not the bone breaking anatomy.
I hated Liefeld's crotch-lines and boobs that looked like implants, not to mention he couldn't draw feet if his life depended on it.

[Julio Alejandro]

So whatever happened with that chick you were going to holla at?
She doesn't wanna talk to me anymore.

[Julio Alejandro]

thanks :up:

and yeah, that beat is good to go :up: :up:
So, I should change the title to "Mega Squad Theme". As I recall SuperHeroHype.com was gonna use a piece of my music in their podcast. Hmmmm.

[Hotwire]

I hated Liefeld's crotch-lines and boobs that looked like implants, not to mention he couldn't draw feet if his life depended on it.
As did I, but I loved all the guns and blades.

[Julio Alejandro]

Those were cool.

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

She doesn't wanna talk to me anymore.

I used my woman repelling powers on here.

Does this have anything to do with how I become the villain?

[Eggyman]

I think so. We are witnessing the origin.

[Hotwire]

I used my woman repelling powers on here.

Does this have anything to do with how I become the villain?
Yes. After seeing what you've done, I use my powers of super-spitefullness and clean the mildew off the Mega-Shower with your cape.

[Eggyman]

Dewd, that isn't mildew :dry:

[Hotwire]

Dewd, that isn't mildew :dry:
See just how spiteful I can be??

[Eggyman]

You are simply oozing spitefulness.

[Ace of Knaves]

Can I be the teams faithful butler? But with a mysterious secret, I wash your union suits with non bio degradable washing powder!!!

[Eggyman]

Can I be the teams faithful butler? But with a mysterious secret, I wash your union suits with non bio degradable washing powder!!!

There's no doubt, the suits were washed by our own hands :o

[Ace of Knaves]

That's what you think! Muwahahahahahahahaha

[Eggyman]

:eyebrow:

[Hotwire]

There's no doubt, the suits were washed by our own hands :o
Mine's dry clean only. Otherwise my Liefield pouches shrink.

[Eggyman]

Mine's dry clean only. Otherwise my Liefield pouches shrink.


I did hear from some guy in the pub that pink spandex could be tricky.

[Hotwire]

I did hear from some guy in the pub that pink spandex could be tricky.
Only the trim is pink! And besides, it's perfectly macho 90's hot pink.

[Julio Alejandro]

BTW, just so you know, I've decided to make this into a YouTube/Video Podcast series. If I ever use any of your ideas, I will make sure to give you full credit.

[Hotwire]

BTW, just so you know, I've decided to make this into a YouTube/Video Podcast series. If I ever use any of your ideas, I will make sure to give you full credit.
Can you make sure the Hot Pink trim on my suit gets changed to say, green? You know, to help protect my identity.

[Julio Alejandro]

:woot::woot::woot: I might.

[DV8]

Can I be the teams faithful butler? But with a mysterious secret, I wash your union suits with non bio degradable washing powder!!!

you son . . . of . . . a . . . .

*****!! :cmad:

Dewd, that isn't mildew :dry:

HAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . ewww. :csad:

So, I should change the title to "Mega Squad Theme". As I recall SuperHeroHype.com was gonna use a piece of my music in their podcast. Hmmmm.

YES! Deeeew it!! :brucebat:

She doesn't wanna talk to me anymore.

:hehe: :csad:

We could work this into our story . . . you've created a team of superpimps in a pathetic attempt to vie her attention . . . pure comic gold :up:

So, DV8, can you design my costume as well?? I want LOTS of pouches, LOTS of guns, and LOTS of blades!! What can I say, I'm guilty of liking some parts of Liefield's designs. Just not the bone breaking anatomy.

sho nuff :word: blades: check. pouches: check. protruding Liefeld sternum: check. heh, j/k

what kind of headgear/mask/cowl type ish do you want? if you post a pic, I'll draw a cartoon version of your head on the body . . .

[Hotwire]

sho nuff :word: blades: check. pouches: check. protruding Liefeld sternum: check. heh, j/k

what kind of headgear/mask/cowl type ish do you want? if you post a pic, I'll draw a cartoon version of your head on the body . . .
Something like this.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/hero.jpg
And don't forget the guns! Must have lots of guns!! One of them has to shoot knives so I can stab and shoot people at the same time!! Think of me as the enforcer of the team. The one who has to go and b****slap the johns, with bullets, blades and their own ripped off body parts.

[Julio Alejandro]

Make it like Bloodwulf.

[Hotwire]

Make it like Bloodwulf.
Nooooo!!!!

[DV8]

Something like this.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/hero.jpg
And don't forget the guns! Must have lots of guns!! One of them has to shoot knives so I can stab and shoot people at the same time!! Think of me as the enforcer of the team. The one who has to go and b****slap the johns, with bullets, blades and their own ripped off body parts.

cool . . . do you want the handlebar mustache too though? :huh:

also, what kind of bodytype? Bulky for strength? Medium for versatility? sinewy for stamina?

[DV8]

Make it like Bloodwulf.

that's cruel :o

[Hotwire]

cool . . . do you want the handlebar mustache too though? :huh:

also, what kind of bodytype? Bulky for strength? Medium for versatility? sinewy for stamina?
Gotta have the Lemmy beard! And very bulky for strength.

[Julio Alejandro]

that's cruel :o
OK. How about Northstar?

[DV8]

Gotta have the Lemmy beard! And very bulky for strength.

Cool . . . is there any celebrity or anything you resemble? or do you have any pics you'd like to post for reference?

[Hotwire]

Cool . . . is there any celebrity or anything you resemble? or do you have any pics you'd like to post for reference?
James Hetfield

[DV8]

James Hetfield

that's pretty much who I imagined when you posted that drawing . . . :up:

[Julio Alejandro]

This is fun. I'll keep you posted on when I start production.

[DV8]

hell yeah . . . this **** has potential to be bad-ass, but more funny at the same time . . .

[DV8]

Gotta have the Lemmy beard! And very bulky for strength.

are you sure you don't want some of this crazy understache action?

http://laranjamecanica.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/james-hetfield.jpg

[DV8]

I will be rendering all of our character designs on high quality MEAD lined paper :o

[Hotwire]

are you sure you don't want some of this crazy understache action?

http://laranjamecanica.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/james-hetfield.jpg
Nah, we'll stick with the Lemmy.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/lemmy.jpg

[Julio Alejandro]

So, I'm gonna film a 5-10 min. pilot soon.

[DV8]

So, I'm gonna film a 5-10 min. pilot soon.

in general, or for this? lol

[Heretic]

I'll join! I am The Hover Kid. I cant fly, just hover. If I want to move, i have to land, walk and then hover again.

[DV8]

I'll join! I am The Hover Kid. I cant fly, just hover. If I want to move, i have to land, walk and then hover again.

the real question here then, is can you do the moonwalk mid-hover?

[Julio Alejandro]

in general, or for this? lol
For the video series.

[DV8]

For the video series.

word :word: this **** will be on Adult Swim in a year or two . . .

so are we gonna keep the villain Haterphere, or should we go w/ Darth Hater, who will still be based loosely on Darthphere?? :hehe: no seriously :dry:

[Julio Alejandro]

I don't know, but I'm gonna present my pilot plot and you all can pick it apart. I promise I will give you all credit too. You know I will too. The evidence that this is all your ideas is written right here.

You're probably right, given the material on AS, this could end up there.

[DV8]

I don't know, but I'm gonna present my pilot plot and you all can pick it apart. I promise I will give you all credit too. You know I will too. The evidence that this is all your ideas is written right here.

You're probably right, given the material on AS, this could end up there.

oh, ok sweet! don't forget to consider my intro!! and the idea about the girl and you wanting to create a team of superpimps to win her affection!

[Hotwire]

word :word: this **** will be on Adult Swim in a year or two . . .

so are we gonna keep the villain Haterphere, or should we go w/ Darth Hater, who will still be based loosely on Darthphere?? :hehe: no seriously :dry:
Beter go with Haterphere. Darth anything might get us sued by Lucas and company.

[DV8]

I envision Mal' Akai as a ruthless bad ass, who just goes ape**** and slits people's throats, and just does some real gory ass **** . . .

[Hotwire]

oh, ok sweet! don't forget to consider my intro!! and the idea about the girl and you wanting to create a team of superpimps to win her affection!
And the part about me shooting, stabbing, and beating the johns!

DV8, can you give me a holster for a ripped off body part?? You know, like I rip off a dudes arm and holster it for beating someone else.

[Hotwire]

I envision Mal' Akai as a ruthless bad ass, who just goes ape**** and slits people's throats, and just does some real gory ass **** . . .
He knows me so well. And I do it all just to spite someone for a small moral infraction, like not waving back.

[Julio Alejandro]

oh, ok sweet! don't forget to consider my intro!! and the idea about the girl and you wanting to create a team of superpimps to win her affection!
I might work that in somehow.

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

If we are a team of superpimps so that Julio can get the girl, how exactly does my girl-repelling powers come into play, hence making me a villain?

[Cunning Stunts]

If we are a team of superpimps so that Julio can get the girl, how exactly does my girl-repelling powers come into play, hence making me a villain?

Become friends with Julio, closely enough that he invites you to his home. Then, find the girl, and give her the best dickin' she's ever had in her life.

[Julio Alejandro]

I've actually started prepping the first 2 episodes. I'll share them with you in the forum at www.grandrev.com

[DV8]

If we are a team of superpimps so that Julio can get the girl, how exactly does my girl-repelling powers come into play, hence making me a villain?

because you're basically a huge cock-blocker . . . you come hang out to join our team of superpimps, and audition American Idol style, but you don't make it to Hollywood :csad:

[Julio Alejandro]

No yellow ticket for you!

[DV8]

not even a hot pink ticket . . . :cmad:

we could later learn that once you viewed the thread about Julio's boy's sister, your girl-repelling powers are what actually caused her to blow Julio off :hehe:

[Julio Alejandro]

Moving to: http://www.grandrev.com/forum/index.php?topic=30.0

[DV8]

you should just post it in here, Julio . . . we already have a dialogue going here . . . at least start it off here, and we can always carry over to your site . . .

[Hotwire]

you should just post it in here, Julio . . . we already have a dialogue going here . . . at least start it off here, and we can always carry over to your site . . .
Seconded. And as the largest, strongest, and most ill tempered member of the group, my vote counts twice.:cmad:






:hehe:

BTW, DV8, how goes the chracter design?

[Julio Alejandro]

Oh. I still plan on posting in here, but I'm gonna make the updates there.

[DV8]

Seconded. And as the largest, strongest, and most ill tempered member of the group, my vote counts twice.:cmad:






:hehe:

BTW, DV8, how goes the chracter design?

I started it, but I need some more reference material . . . I like to have most of the details referenced out; i.e., poses, etc., etc. . . . I'll be using that Hetfield face I posted yesterday (but w/ a lemmy), and I need to find some bodybuilder pics to flesh out the muscles in the pose . . .

so basically I been slackin :hehe:

[Hotwire]

I started it, but I need some more reference material . . . I like to have most of the details referenced out; i.e., poses, etc., etc. . . . I'll be using that Hetfield face I posted yesterday (but w/ a lemmy), and I need to find some bodybuilder pics to flesh out the muscles in the pose . . .

so basically I been slackin :hehe:
Think along the lines of the wrestlers Batista, John Cena and Triple H. But on steroids.

[Hotwire]

If we are a team of superpimps so that Julio can get the girl, how exactly does my girl-repelling powers come into play, hence making me a villain?
Hmm. Well if you repell girls, it will be very hard for use to keep any hoes in our employ if you keep repelling them.

[DV8]

Think along the lines of the wrestlers Batista, John Cena and Triple H. But on steroids.

cool . . . I saw a couple good pics on the net that would work nicely :up:

[DeGenerate10]

I cant believe this thread is still up and running

[Julio Alejandro]

I make things exciting.

[Hotwire]

cool . . . I saw a couple good pics on the net that would work nicely :up:
Cool. Can't wait to see it.

[DV8]

I cant believe this thread is still up and running

I make things exciting.

and my spamming the **** out of this thread doesn't hurt either :o

[DV8]

Cool. Can't wait to see it.

I could lie to your face and tell you that I'll try to whip up something tonight, but I probably won't, so I'll set the expectations low :o

[Hotwire]

I could lie to your face and tell you that I'll try to whip up something tonight, but I probably won't, so I'll set the expectations low :o
here's the bar___________________




















Here are my expectations.
Seem about right?

[DV8]

go just a smidge lower . . .

[Julio Alejandro]

I am the most powerful mutant nearing middle age in the world!!!

[DV8]

c'mon, you're not that old . . .

[Julio Alejandro]

OK. I am exagerrating. I'll only be 29 in a couple months.

[Shemtov]

count me in.
I can make super-typos.
It can confuse any enemy.
nana nana naNA nana nana naNA TYPO-MAN!

[Julio Alejandro]

Awesome!!! So I guess ImmortalFire is your enemy, since he's the proofreader.

[Dark Helmet]

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/1595937/img/1595937.jpg

[DV8]

count me in.
I can make super-typos.
It can confuse any enemy.
nana nana naNA nana nana naNA TYPO-MAN!

and with your TYPO skills, you get get any TYPE'HOE you want . . . welcome to the Supa-pimps :hehe:

[DV8]

http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/1595937/img/1595937.jpg

pretty much . . . except way funnier and less pee-wee hermanier . . .

[Julio Alejandro]

And no skills at all.

[Hotwire]

Awesome!!! So I guess ImmortalFire is your enemy, since he's the proofreader.
You know, Proofreader is not a half bad villian name.




For DC.

[Julio Alejandro]

That is so DC.

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

MR WOODEN ALLIGATOR will regall you with his origins:

I am Finlandish and born and raised in Kenya. My master, Motumbo Jummumbo taught me the fine art of hippo harassment. During my graduation exam, I came upon a wizard who turned me into a wooden alligator. Thus I live my life out as a wooden alligator, seeking the hippopotumus who ran down and ate my mentor.

My rivals include whoever killed the Old Tusi and the hippos. When I attack, I charge in with a lusty cry of WATU!!!!!!!!!:cmad: before death rolling people. Occasionally I deploy lemon party and tub girl if the situation calls for it.

[Hotwire]

That is so DC.
So, have you fleshed out our first pimpin' adventure?

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

Yeah, what is my role in the team anyway?

[Julio Alejandro]

So, have you fleshed out our first pimpin' adventure?
Yeah, I have. Also, I might have equipment lent out to me to film this!

You all need to email me your names so I can give you your props and credits in the show.

julio@grandrev.com

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

Mine: Gulfpiratelord@gmail.com

[Hotwire]

Yeah, what is my role in the team anyway?
Being a wooden alligator, we will carve matches from your tail. We will then use these matches to set fire to the eyebrows of our enemies.

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

GAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I will deathroll you!

I would better serve the team as a stealth scout. Honestly, who the **** would be expecting a wooden alligator?

[Hotwire]

GAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I will deathroll you!

I would better serve the team as a stealth scout. Honestly, who the **** would be expecting a wooden alligator?
Seeing as how we're a team of super-pimps. a wooden alligator would really stand out. But matches, they'd blend right in.

And don't think you can deathroll me, I look like this.
http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=16744908&postcount=102
and pick my teeth with the splintered bones from the limbs I rip off.

[Julio Alejandro]

What would you all think if Williams Street actually did pick this up for Adult Swim?

[Mr. Wooden Alligator]

Apparently you never heard about my time in rehab. I went there after I ate my former owner's daddy. There were a lot of women there and they ate me up.

I am a pimp; or I can be like a Yoshi and you guys can ride me around.

[Ol'Canucklehead]

Hey I want in on the team.

As for powers, well I got the nick name Logan cuz I'm basicaly a real world rip off version. Same hair and eye color, I heal real fast, never bruise, I'm scruffy, have dog tags that say Wolverine that are always around my neck, have had amnesia, and I'm a trained martial artists in training to become a mercinary......what should my name be?


P.S. Sadley I have no claws :(

[Julio Alejandro]

Demolition Man?
http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/thumb/4/40/Dman1.jpg/440px-Dman1.jpg

[Ol'Canucklehead]

I'm down with it... :up:

[DV8]

What would you all think if Williams Street actually did pick this up for Adult Swim?

They'd be dip****s if they didn't :o

Apparently you never heard about my time in rehab. I went there after I ate my former owner's daddy. There were a lot of women there and they ate me up.

I am a pimp; or I can be like a Yoshi and you guys can ride me around.

LMAO

Yeah, I have. Also, I might have equipment lent out to me to film this!

You all need to email me your names so I can give you your props and credits in the show.

julio@grandrev.com

who's gonna play me?? It better be one handsome, superiorly athletic, larged-cocked son'a'***** :cmad: :woot:my penis is small :csad:not really, it's about average :up:

[Julio Alejandro]

BTW, I'm not asking you guys to send your email addresses, I'm asking you to email me your names.

[DV8]

oh . . . lol . . . anything else?

[Ol'Canucklehead]

The deed to your eternal soul.

[DV8]

my name is my email address, so there ya have it@!

[DV8]

The deed to your eternal soul.

ah **** :csad: well . . . if this **** is gonna be on Adult Swim . . .

[Julio Alejandro]

Aha

[Hotwire]

BTW, I'm not asking you guys to send your email addresses, I'm asking you to email me your names.
A pseudonym's not OK?

[Hotwire]

Hey I want in on the team.

As for powers, well I got the nick name Logan cuz I'm basicaly a real world rip off version. Same hair and eye color, I heal real fast, never bruise, I'm scruffy, have dog tags that say Wolverine that are always around my neck, have had amnesia, and I'm a trained martial artists in training to become a mercinary......what should my name be?


P.S. Sadley I have no claws :(
What about being the opposite of Wolverine? Poor senses, heal slowly, and have claws, but they're really short and not very sharp. Instead of being deadly, you're only mildly annoying?

[Julio Alejandro]

A pseudonym's not OK?
Pseudonyms are fine.

[Julio Alejandro]

By the way, I'm so excited! I got an email from one of my childhood comic book idols last night.

[DV8]

What about being the opposite of Wolverine? Poor senses, heal slowly, and have claws, but they're really short and not very sharp. Instead of being deadly, you're only mildly annoying?

we can call him "Otherine" :hehe: :up:

[DV8]

By the way, I'm so excited! I got an email from one of my childhood comic book idols last night.

sweet, who is it??

are you gonna try and 'holla'?? :hehe:

[Julio Alejandro]

You're taking this "holla" thing to far.

It was Erik Larsen.

[Hotwire]

You're taking this "holla" thing to far.

It was Erik Larsen.
So are we going to get Savage Dragon to be our mentor? He can always be super stressed out at the fact we really don't have good powers.

Oh, I've given my chracter some thought and have decided, even though I'm huge, strong, and heavily armed, I have very poor aim. I almost never hit what I aim at. "Otherine" never wants to be around me on our missions due to his poor healing abilities.

Hey, DV8, can you add some coke bottle glasses to my design?
Like so.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/hero-1.jpg

[Julio Alejandro]

I should use Erik Larsen's rendition of Bruce Willis as Dragon as my avatar.

[Franklin Richards]

I am a master of disguise. I can appear as a woman or a man.




:thing: :doom: :thing:

[DV8]

So are we going to get Savage Dragon to be our mentor? He can always be super stressed out at the fact we really don't have good powers.

Oh, I've given my chracter some thought and have decided, even though I'm huge, strong, and heavily armed, I have very poor aim. I almost never hit what I aim at. "Otherine" never wants to be around me on our missions due to his poor healing abilities.

Hey, DV8, can you add some coke bottle glasses to my design?
Like so.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/hero-1.jpg

fo sho' :word: when I actually get to it in 2011 :o

reminds me of Tex from Full Metal Jacket :up:

[Ol'Canucklehead]

What about being the opposite of Wolverine? Poor senses, heal slowly, and have claws, but they're really short and not very sharp. Instead of being deadly, you're only mildly annoying?


Well that not acurate at all!......But it is damn funny, I'll go along with such blasphemy for the sake of comedy.

[DV8]

You're taking this "holla" thing to far.

It was Erik Larsen.

I take everything too far, Julio . . . you should know that by now :o

Anyway, Erik Larsen, that's pretty ****in awesome :up: what did he have to say? how are the kids?

[Julio Alejandro]

I was just basically telling him about how when I was about 12, I missed his appearance down here and got out of the loop of conventions during my high school days and still haven't been to one since and none of my favorite artists show up down here, so he's gonna send me a sketch of whoever I want...except Spider-Man.

[DV8]

I was just basically telling him about how when I was about 12, I missed his appearance down here and got out of the loop of conventions during my high school days and still haven't been to one since and none of my favorite artists show up down here, so he's gonna send me a sketch of whoever I want...except Spider-Man.

that **** is tiiiiiiiight! :up:

[Julio Alejandro]

I'll post a scan when I get it. I haven't decided who I want yet.

[DV8]

I'll post a scan when I get it. I haven't decided who I want yet.

you should have him put your face on one of the X-Force, or SD, if that's not out of the question . . . that would be Add-Bass!!!

[Julio Alejandro]

I thought about having him do a portrait of me, but I'd rather him do one of his own creations. I'm leaning toward Dragon & Cardiac right now.

[DV8]

****, while we're at it, just have him design our team . . . maybe he'll get on board :o

[Julio Alejandro]

I was actually thinking I should ask if he'd like to oversee things.

[DV8]

being realistic, he pry wouldn't . . . I'm sure he's busy . . . but if you pitch the idea to him, and ask him what he thinks, that's a different story . . . I wouldn't ask him for input as much as present the idea as a short, comical 'pitch' . . . if he has suggestions to add, THAT is how it works :up: :up:

also, if you do pitch it, run it by us first, word for word :up:

[Ronny Shade]

D catch me up on this thread. I don't feel like reading it.

[Julio Alejandro]

For sure.

[DV8]

here are the highlights, Ronnie . . .

so, correct me if I'm wrong, but here's where we stand:

THE MEGA SQUAD is an intergallactic group of superpimps, navigating through the Milky Way to extinguish the force of evil haters running ammuck throughout the galaxy . . .

The haters' leader, Haterphere, armed only with a bootleg copy of Twilight and a baby penis vows to wreak havoc on the Milky Way by Rickrolling unsuspecting civilians with a downloadable version of The Dark Knight sequel . . . only once that content is downloaded, it's the movie Twilight!!! :cmad:

The Mega Squad journey begins . . .

I'll join . . . my power is to hit the G-spot everytime on command . . . it's a superpower I already possess . . . :o

But an important sidenote is that Julio made a thread about his 'boy's' (meaning homeboy) sister, and if he should 'holla' at her . . . this is the thread in which Darthphere began 'hating', or 'being a dick', and in an effort to take the heat off, Julio made this thread (my theory); but now there is some genuine hype about this thing :up: :up:

[Julio Alejandro]

I kinda wish some of you guys lived near to be a part of this. I'm gonna post of the first 2 synopsis tonight.

[DV8]

I kinda wish some of you guys lived near to be a part of this. I'm gonna post of the first 2 synopsis tonight.

man . . . seriously . . . that would rule :(

[Julio Alejandro]

I'll make you all proud.

[Hotwire]

We have faith in you, Lord Megapimp!

[Julio Alejandro]

Awesome name!

[Hotwire]

Slow day for the Mega Squad of Superpims, huh?

[Julio Alejandro]

What does your name mean?

[Hotwire]

What does your name mean?
Just a different spelling of Malachi. I had created a nice size roster of heroes and villians a few years ago. Malachi was a character who could create and control anti-matter. I just changed teh spelling whem I joined up here.

[Ol'Canucklehead]

I am ready to start fighting off evil with my short, underdeveloped, and highly breakable claws!

[Hotwire]

I am ready to start fighting off evil with my short, underdeveloped, and highly breakable claws!
You're claws aren't breakable, but they do bend rather easily.

[Ol'Canucklehead]

Oh c'mon, I was thinking bone claws, never could afford the bling. Maybe that my mission, my goal to get them coated in adimantium....or at least bronze em some day. But until then easily breakable bone claws that heal very slowly.

[Hotwire]

Oh c'mon, I was thinking bone claws, never could afford the bling. Maybe that my mission, my goal to get them coated in adimantium....or at least bronze em some day. But until then easily breakable bone claws that heal very slowly.
No, you said it perfectly!!! You could never afford the adamantium, so you just had them bronzed!!!! Perfection!!!!

[Julio Alejandro]

That is great!

[Ol'Canucklehead]

Eh...If it works it works. So should I be like.....angry.....or maybe I think I'm angry.....or maybe I question being angry? I could be realy passive, but when I need to I'm like super angry!






.........I'm a slow healing Mister Furious huh?

[Hotwire]

Eh...If it works it works. So should I be like.....angry.....or maybe I think I'm angry.....or maybe I question being angry? I could be realy passive, but when I need to I'm like super angry!






.........I'm a slow healing Mister Furious huh?
With not-so-sharp claws that have been bronzed!!!

[Ol'Canucklehead]

Ok so far we have.

1. Can heal from any wound........very effing slowing.
2. Bronzed claws, not very sharp....
3. I think I'm angry alot....but I'm really not and it doesn't help me at all.......except on that one super speacial ocasion.....maybe
4. I have slightly heigntened senses....like better than most people......by like 1%....but I can never prove it....


Does that aout cover it?

[Hotwire]

Ok so far we have.

1. Can heal from any wound........very effing slowing.
2. Bronzed claws, not very sharp....
3. I think I'm angry alot....but I'm really not and it doesn't help me at all.......except on that one super speacial ocasion.....maybe
4. I have slightly heigntened senses....like better than most people......by like 1%....but I can never prove it....


Does that aout cover it?
Bingo!

[Hotwire]

And I....
-Am very large
-Very strong
-Heavily armed
-A VERY bad shot (Almost never hitting what I aim at)
-Have super-spitefullnes/over-reactiveness

[Julio Alejandro]

http://www.grandrev.com/forum/index.php?topic=30.msg41#new

Please reply to the input there.

[Hotwire]

All's quiet. I little too quiet. Hmmm.

[DV8]

I say Otherine's claws be made from Zinc cuz he can't even afford the bronze . . . he goes to a place that bronzes baby shoes, and misreads the quotes; so he THINKS he can afford the bronze, but he only has enough for one set of claws :hehe:

[DV8]

Also, if we're a team of Superpimps, we could possibly name Otherine Pimp-er-knuckle :up:

also, let's not forget our creed: Pimpin' ain't easy . . . so to pay the bills, a couple of us have to sell intergallactic space ganja on the side :o

[Hotwire]

So, let's get a hero rolecall.

Mal'Akai
Has the power of super-spitefulness. This causes him to over react and treat even the smallest moral infraction with harsh violence. Also possesses great size and strength, as well as a huge arsenal. However has no combat training what-so-ever and is plagued by poor eyesight resulting in super bad aim.

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

http://www.grandrev.com/forum/index.php?topic=30.msg41#new

Please reply to the input there.

I registered to the forum, but it says it's off limits to me.

So, let's get a hero rolecall.

Nell2ThaIzzay
Cursed with the depressing power of female repelling, _______ has lived a life of solitude, but joined the Mega Squad, an intergalactic league of super pimps, with the hopes of learning to overcome his curse. However, when he repels the female that leader Julio is trying to court, _______ is banished from the Mega Squad, swearing revenge upon them, vowing that he will forever use his powers of repelling females to ensure that none of the Mega Squad EVER get laid!!!

*I don't know what I would name my super hero / villain, so I am open to suggestions from my fellow Mega Squad pimps*

[Julio Alejandro]

Sorry. I had to reinstall my forum. I'll post up a revised synopsis ASAP. For now, I hope some of you can join in.

[Cunning Stunts]

Also, if we're a team of Superpimps, we could possibly name Otherine Pimp-er-knuckle :up:

also, let's not forget our creed: Pimpin' ain't easy . . . so to pay the bills, a couple of us have to sell intergallactic space ganja on the side :o

I'm Doctor BiggenSchlongen, with the amazing powers to woo, bed, and WRECK girls before even having met them. I can detect and sort out the hotties from the uggos too.

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Sorry. I had to reinstall my forum. I'll post up a revised synopsis ASAP. For now, I hope some of you can join in.

K, cool.

BTW, to the league of super pimps, I'm still taking suggestions for my super pimp Mega Squad name.

[Ace of Knaves]

So can I be the teams faithful butler?

[Hotwire]

K, cool.

BTW, to the league of super pimps, I'm still taking suggestions for my super pimp Mega Squad name.
C-Blocker

[Hotwire]

So can I be the teams faithful butler?
Seems fine by me. Of course part of your job will be to keep the ho's rotten crotches clean.

[DV8]

Seems fine by me. Of course part of your job will be to keep the ho's rotten crotches clean.

:hehe: ewww :csad:

this will be a full time job :up:

[Ace of Knaves]

Hey it's a dirty job, but someones gotta do it right? :D

[Julio Alejandro]

I just wanna thank you guys for letting the creative juices flow.

[Dark Helmet]

With great power comes great responsibility. You guys need a villain. All of Supermans powers but none of his weaknesses. Also throw in Doomsday's ability where if you kill him he comes back & you need to find a new way to kill him. Also mix in Hiro's & Peter's Heroes Season 1 powers & last but not least teleportation & this bad guy will be one hard ass mofo to kill :woot:

[Hotwire]

With great power comes great responsibility. You guys need a villain. All of Supermans powers but none of his weaknesses. Also throw in Doomsday's ability where if you kill him he comes back & you need to find a new way to kill him. Also mix in Hiro's & Peter's Heroes Season 1 powers & last but not least teleportation & this bad guy will be one hard ass mofo to kill :woot:
You totaly missed our purpose. No one in our group, hero or villian, has very usefull powers.

[Dark Helmet]

Unless one of you guys go rogue eventually

[Julio Alejandro]

You totaly missed our purpose. No one in our group, hero or villian, has very usefull powers.
Exactly. My ability to absorb the sun's rays is useless.

[Hotwire]

Unless one of you guys go rogue eventually
That would be Nell2ThaIzzay-aka. C-Blocker: He posseses the ability to repell any woman he comes within 50 feet of. This causes problems when he repells the object of our leader, Julio Alejandro- aka. Lord Megapimp's affections. We then shun him and he becomes a villian attempting to repell all of the ho's in the employ of Mega Squad and ensure that none of ever get laid.

[Hotwire]

Exactly. My ability to absorb the sun's rays is useless.
And all of my super spitefullness, super strength, and weaponry are rendered ineffective by my poor eyesight and super bad aim.

[union_jak]

Is this like a role play thread?

[DV8]

With great power comes great responsibility. You guys need a villain. All of Supermans powers but none of his weaknesses. Also throw in Doomsday's ability where if you kill him he comes back & you need to find a new way to kill him. Also mix in Hiro's & Peter's Heroes Season 1 powers & last but not least teleportation & this bad guy will be one hard ass mofo to kill :woot:

You totaly missed our purpose. No one in our group, hero or villian, has very usefull powers.

exactly . . . clearly Dark Helmet's power is to not read, or even skim the first two pages of threads, make ridiculous assumptions and try to big time us!! :cmad:

Haha, just kidding Hard-Helmet . . . you understand that as part of being inducted into our group, you receive a firm pimp-*****-slap across the face by every superpimp in the Intergallactic Super Pimp Mega Squad as well as a hearty roast on your ego :up:

[DV8]

I just wanna thank you guys for letting the creative juices flow.

oh yes . . . the juices flow freely in the Mega Squad (ifyouknowwhatI'msayin) *nohomo* :hehe:

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

C-Blocker

Just make it "C-Block".

I'll dress like a little ******, thinking I'm cool, with my gold chains and sideways hats.

Unknown to me, all of the clothes that I wear, and all of the accessories I wear, all further strengthen my female repelling powers.

Then, the name has a double meaning :)

[Stay_Puft]

has anyone claimed the guy that's originally part of the group but eventually turns on them to become the ultimate arch nemesis?

because if not, let that be Stay Puft

the Marshmallow man seems cute and loveable, but in the end, pure evil

[Hotwire]

has anyone claimed the guy that's originally part of the group but eventually turns on them to become the ultimate arch nemesis?

because if not, let that be Stay Puft

the Marshmallow man seems cute and loveable, but in the end, pure evil

Um, about 4-5 posts before yours.

That would be Nell2ThaIzzay-aka. C-Blocker: He posseses the ability to repell any woman he comes within 50 feet of. This causes problems when he repells the object of our leader, Julio Alejandro- aka. Lord Megapimp's affections. We then shun him and he becomes a villian attempting to repell all of the ho's in the employ of Mega Squad and ensure that none of ever get laid.