Thor caption thread

[ultimatefan]

We haven´t got pics yet, but I think time has come to start one.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: Finally the god of thunder has been cast, salute Chris Hemsworth!
IRON MAN: Who the f*** is Chris Hemsworth?
THOR: Shut your mouth.

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/8bit.jpg
Looks like the CGI budget is running a bit low.

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehe

[Canis Sapiens]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6508/thorcostume5.jpg

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"

[Panthro]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/8bit.jpg
Looks like the CGI budget is running a bit low.
Hehehe, had Golan & Globus made the Avengers.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
IRON MAN: "Mad man! You're a mad man!"
THOR: "Bread & Water? Well you'll find plenty of both down there."
IRON MAN: "No one, not even a king or god, no one threatens a messenger!"
THOR: "You come to Asgard asking for submission, you insult my Lady-future-wife-future-queen-future-mother-of-my-heir-Sif, you bring the heads of conquered Asgardians to my city steps! Oh I've chosen my words carefully mortal, perhaps you should have done the same!"
IRON MAN: "Blasphemy! This is madness!"
THOR: "Madness? This... Is... Asgard!!!!" [Thor kicks Iron Man in the nuts, sending him falling down into the abyss]

[Panthro]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6508/thorcostume5.jpg

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"
Hehehe, and his leg's missing.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
THOR: "By The Power of Graysku- no wait, that's not right..."

[Mal'Akai]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6508/thorcostume5.jpg

"Do I look fat in Sif's tanktop?"
Who designed Thor like this?

[Canis Sapiens]

Mike Deodato. The 90s were the dark ages for comics, huh?

[Panthro]

Mike Deodato. The 90s were the dark ages for comics, huh?
Every decade had its bone-headed moves.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "Give me back my porn!"
HULK: "Never!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
HULK: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
THOR: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ByThePowerOfAsgard.jpg
HULK: "Know why people mistake Thor for He-Man? Thor keep ripping off He-Man's 'By the Power of Grayskull' pose."
THOR: "Bite me."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ByThePowerOfAsgard.jpg
THOR: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
HULK: "Hulk said you're Mama was a Paris Hilton lookalike!"
THOR: "Oh that's it you big green biotch, now I'm gonna straight up murder your big green ass!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ByThePowerOfAsgard.jpg
THOR: "For the last time I did not have sexual relations with your cousin the She-Hulk or her human alter ego Jennifer Walters!"
HULK: "Like Hell you didn't!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ByThePowerOfAsgard.jpg
THOR: "If I told you once I told you 1,000 times - just because I'm not sleeping with Amora the Enchantress that does not mean she's on the market for grammar challenged brutes such as yourself!"
HULK: "Maybe she likes grammar challenged brutes!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "Falcon Punch!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
HULK: "Admit it, Thor racist! Thor don't like Hulk because Hulk GREEN!"
THOR: "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "It was one thing to drop in uninvited & bust up my personal belongings, it was another thing to pimp slap my women, and it was another thing to raid my fridge & pass out on my couch thus ruining my perfectly good couch, but you do not, YOU DO NOT GET TO WATCH MY F***ING TV!!!!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "Don't you ever recommend Tim Story to me again! And don't you ever suggest that Jessica Alba play either Sif or Amora! I will settle for nothing less than truly beautiful actresses who have actual range, not some rinky Maxim chick of the week with the acting range for a block of wood! And don't even think of suggesting Katie Holmes for Sif!!!"
HULK: "Like Thor has to worry about being saddled with Katie Holmes..."

[Canis Sapiens]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
HULK: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"
THOR: "Aw piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ByThePowerOfAsgard.jpg
THOR: "What'd you say about my Mama?!"
HULK: "Hulk said you're Mama was a Paris Hilton lookalike!"
THOR: "Oh that's it you big green biotch, now I'm gonna straight up murder your big green ass!"




:woot: Classic!

[Vartha]

heh didn't think about using the VS toon.

hehehehe I'll have to sleep on this :D

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys.

And that "Sif tanktop" suit is hideous.

[ultimatefan]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/8bit.jpg
IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out!
THOR: Damned be you!

[Keyser Soze]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg

IRON MAN: Uuuuuuuuuuugh....
THOR: Tony, how the hell did you get this up your ass?

[ultimatefan]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6508/thorcostume5.jpg

Oh, no,Kenneth Branagh is in his Frankenstein mode!

[Panthro]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/8bit.jpg
IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out!
THOR: Damned be you!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg

IRON MAN: Uuuuuuuuuuugh....
THOR: Tony, how the hell did you get this up your ass?
:hehe::hehe::hehe:


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
HULK: "Hulk can't believe Hulk getting beaten up by He-Man!"
THOR: "I'm not He-Man!!! How many f***ing times do I have to explain that to you?!?!?!?!"

[He-Man]

http://www.megomuseum.com/marvel/thor.JPG
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/God_Optimus_Prime/WWE/Ric%20Flair/Ric_Flair_02.jpg
What was with all the Triple H talk? I could've been cast as Thor. Woooooo

:oldrazz::oldrazz:

[Keyser Soze]

Ric Flair would be the greatest Odin ever.

[kedrell]

http://www.megomuseum.com/marvel/thor.JPG

Thor: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay. And I pity, any boy who isn't me today...la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BreeVanDeKamp.jpg
"Hi boys. I'm Vicki Vale, the DC guys sent me to negotiate the peace treaty between their universe and your universe by any means necessary. And when I say by any means necessary-"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "She's mine do you hear me?! MINE!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
THOR: "Thunder... Thunder... Thunder! Thunderca- no wait, that's not it either..."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

Great stuff al around guys,

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg

IRON MAN: Isn´t it ironic I behave much more like the actual norse god Thor than you?
THOR: Silence, destroyer of beloved fanboy conventions!

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
THOR: I NEED TOILET PAPER!!!

[Canis Sapiens]

http://i39.tinypic.com/atp7h0.jpg


THOR: To the Goatmobile, let's go!

SIF: I know every comic book movie is trying to cash in on "The Dark Knight" success, but this is ridiculous...

[Canis Sapiens]

http://i42.tinypic.com/122maea.jpg

THOR: I see a little silhouetto of a man

FANDRAL, HOGUN AND VOLSTAGG: Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango

THOR, FANDRAL, HOGUN AND VOLSTAGG: Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me

FANDRAL: Galileo
THOR: Galileo
FANDRAL: Galileo
THOR: Galileo

THOR AND FANDRAL: Galileo figaro-magnifico

[Canis Sapiens]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2r2ouvs.jpg

KENNETH BRANAGH: Look, Thor, before we start filming, I think we should talk about costume design. How do you feel about some nipples in your suit?

THOR: How do you feel about Mjolnir crushing your skull?

KENNETH BRANAGH: Jeez, can't you take a joke?

[Canis Sapiens]

http://i42.tinypic.com/eg3e2q.jpg

BLOB: LOL! Your arms look funny!

THOR: Go back to the X-Men franchise or these funny arms are gonna smash thou fat face!!!

[Panthro]

http://i39.tinypic.com/atp7h0.jpg


THOR: To the Goatmobile, let's go!

SIF: I know every comic book movie is trying to cash in on "The Dark Knight" success, but this is ridiculous...
Bwahahahahaha, brilliant

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01castle-grayskull-he-man.jpg
HE-MAN: "By The Power Of Grayskull! I HAVE THE POWER!!!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
THOR: ":cmad:Hey, that's my move you bastard!!! I was doing that pose long before you were even conceived!!!:cmad:"

[Superhero 101]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
THOR: Shazzam!!! No wait thats not it either

[Vartha]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/8bit.jpg
IRON MAN: Avengers, transform and roll out!


Thor: Not much better Stark
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/Toys/ThorTransformercrossover.jpg

[Canis Sapiens]

Bwahahahahaha, brilliant

Thanks, Panthro!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01castle-grayskull-he-man.jpg
HE-MAN: "By The Power Of Grayskull! I HAVE THE POWER!!!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
THOR: ":cmad:Hey, that's my move you bastard!!! I was doing that pose long before you were even conceived!!!:cmad:"

Hahahahahahahahahah, I don't know why, but I'm imagining Thor talking with Cartman's voice on this one!:woot:

[TheCorpulent1]

Thor: Not much better Stark
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/Toys/ThorTransformercrossover.jpg
Whoa, that's pretty cool. Was that an actual toy?

[Vartha]

Yeah it's out now. I just bought one at Wally world. They're called Transformer Crossovers.

[TheCorpulent1]

Interesting.

[Vartha]

here's the list of the Marvel Crossovers,
http://www.hasbro.com/marvel/en_US/transformers/shop/browse.cfm


We should make a Thor related toy thread.

[TheCorpulent1]

By all means. That's what the Thor World forum is for. :)

[bossman550]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg

THOR: HAMMERTIME!

[Panthro]

Dang it, I always forget to use the "HAMMER TIME!" gag. Still: :hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "Kick your ****ing ass! I want you off the lab, you prick! No, don't just be sorry, THINK for one ****ing second! The **** are you doing? Are you professional or not? Do I ****ing walk arround - NO, SHUT THE **** UP, PETER! - Do I - NO! NO! DON'T SHUT ME UP! - Am I going to walk arround and rip your ****ing webs now? In the middle of the swing? Why the **** are you walking right threw... Ah, TADADADA like this in the lab? What the **** is it with you? WHAT DON'T YOU ****ING UNDERSTAND? You have any ****ing idea about how "Hey, it's ****ing distracting having someone walk behind Susan in the middle of an ****ing experiment!" GIVE ME ****ING AWSWER! What don't you get about it? OH, GOOD FOR YOU! AND HOW WAS IT?! I hope it was ****ing good Because it's useless now, isn't it? ****'s sake, man! You AMATEUR! Ben, do 'ya having something to be said to this prick? Well, someone should ****ing watch him and keep an eye on him! It's the second time, he doesn't give a **** about what's going on in front of the camera! Alright? I'm trying to ****ing do an ****ing scientific discovery here and I'm going "Why the **** is Spider-Man walking in here? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the experiment if you're doing that. Just walk of the ****ing lab, man. ****'s sake. Alright, let's go again. Let's not take a ****ing minute, LET'S GO AGAIN! Unless not having you ****ing WALKING IN! You're unbelievable, man. You're un****INGbelievable. Numberous times you're ****ing strobbing arround in the lab. I'm not gonna have a teammate behave like this. AH, you don't ****ing understand what's right working with explorers, that's what it is. THAT'S WHAT THAT IS, MAN! And I'm telling you - I'M NOT ASKING, I'M TELLING YOU, you wouldn't have done that otherwise - I wanna ****ing kick your ****ing ass! Now what, shut up for a second, alright? I'm going... You want me to go and ****ing trash your webs? DO I ****ING TRASH THEM? So why are you trashing my experiment? YOU ARE TRASHING MY EXPERIMENT! Do that one more time and I'm not ****ing walking on this building if you're still a member. I'm ****ing serious, you're a nice guy, you're a nice guy, but I don't cut with your ******** when you're ****ing arround like this on the Lab. Yeah, you might get it, Johnny, but he doesn't ****ing get it! You might - HE DOES NOT GET IT! No, I don't need any ****ing walking. He needs to STOP walking! I ain't the one walking! Let's get calm, let's put the suits and let's go again. Seriously, man, you and me, we're ****ing done professionaly. ****ing ass."

[John Locke]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
Thor: By Grabthar's Hammer What A Savings!

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
A phobic Hulk: Thanks Thor... Hulk is afraid of little crawly things.

A sinister Thor: Anytime.... any time. :hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
THOR: Shazzam!!! No wait thats not it either
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Ya beat me to it. :cwink:

[ultimatefan]

Tons of great stuff guys! The Bohemian Rapsody one is genius.

[Canis Sapiens]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2zzukps.jpg

http://i41.tinypic.com/166aoax.jpg

Heh. Thanks, ultimatefan! :woot:

[ultimatefan]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/Toys/ThorTransformercrossover.jpg
THOR: Hey, at least they didn´t put flames on me!

[ant3ros]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg

SUCCESS, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, SUCCESSSS!!!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
Thor: By Grabthar's Hammer What A Savings!

Hahahaha, Galaxy Quest FTW!!!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg

Hulk: "Just chill out Je-sus!!
Thor: "What're you, trying to relate to me?!! Talk like a green man!!"
Hulk: "Alright Je-sus, jeez!!"
Thor: "Why do you keep calling me Je-sus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?!!!"
Hulk: "No, but that guy back there called you Je-sus..."
Thor: "He didn't say Je-sus. He said 'Hey Zeus'."
Hulk: "Zeus????":huh:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg

Thor: "Zeus!!! As in 'father of Apollo', 'Mount Olympas', don't f*** with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass! Zeu...er wait....that's not right."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg

Hulk: "Just chill out Je-sus!!
Thor: "What're you, trying to relate to me?!! Talk like a green man!!"
Hulk: "Alright Je-sus, jeez!!"
Thor: "Why do you keep calling me Je-sus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you?!!!"
Hulk: "No, but that guy back there called you Je-sus..."
Thor: "He didn't say Je-sus. He said 'Hey Zeus'."
Hulk: "Zeus????":huh:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg

Thor: "Zeus!!! As in 'father of Apollo', 'Mount Olympas', don't f*** with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass! Zeu...er wait....that's not right."
:pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:

[Panthro]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/Toys/ThorTransformercrossover.jpg
THOR: Hey, at least they didn´t put flames on me!
Bwahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Hey Cap, guess what! I just shaved a whole bunch of money on magic hammer insurance by switching Geico!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: ":huh:"
THOR: "Geico's expanding its horizons. I'm sure they could get you some indestructible shield insurance as well."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Why yes, I am Tyler Mane in disguise. Why do you ask?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Hey Cap, they just cast my actor in my new movie! They even got Loki too! Isn't that great?!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Um, yeah..."
THOR: "I know, isn't it? I beat the Green Lantern casting! Say, how's your casting coming along? Any luck getting Aaron Eckhart?"
CAPT. AMERICA: ":csad:"

[Panthro]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/Toys/ThorTransformercrossover.jpg
ROBO-THOR: "By The Power of Cybertron!"

[Panthro]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Vartha1/Thor/Toys/ThorTransformercrossover.jpg
ROBO-THOR: "Robo-Avengers! Transform & Roll Out!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Ared-hulk-vs-thor-pinup-l.jpg
RED HULK: "Admit it, Thor racist! Thor don't like Red Hulk because Red Hulk is Red!!!"
THOR: "I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Ared-hulk-vs-thor-pinup-l.jpg
THOR: "What is this, an attempt to top Red Kryptonite?!"
RED HULK: "Shut up!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherHulkThor.gif
THOR: "Deny the God of Thunder an autograph will thou?!"
HULK: "For the last time, Hulk is not Lou Ferrigno!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AHulkThorWolverine.jpg
HULK: "Hulk Smash!"
WOLVERINE: "What did you do this time?!"
THOR: "Me?! You're the one who got his girlfriend drunk, photographed her in compromising positions & then sold them over the internet!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AHulkThor.jpg
THOR: "Beware the wrath of the sledge hammer!"

This one's not really a caption but I think it's funny -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Andyetanotherhulkthor.jpg

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanSeesTheLight.jpg
BATMAN: "The Band... The Band..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/04ThorShinesALight.jpg
UA THOR: "Do you see the Light?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BatmanSeesTheLight.jpg
BATMAN: "The Band!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/143.jpg
UA THOR: "Can you see the Light?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "What Light?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/144.jpg
UA THOR: "Have you seen the Light?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SmugBatman.jpg
BATMAN: "Yes! Yes!! Jesus H. Tap Dancing Christ, I Have Seen The LIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!" [starts dancing the Bat-Tusi]

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Hello, my name is Superman, and I'm hiring you to be my personal trainer for my next animated series."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/152.jpg
UA THOR: "Sigh. This is gonna take a while."

[Canis Sapiens]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherHulkThor.gif
THOR: "Deny the God of Thunder an autograph will thou?!"
HULK: "For the last time, Hulk is not Lou Ferrigno!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AHulkThorWolverine.jpg
HULK: "Hulk Smash!"
WOLVERINE: "What did you do this time?!"
THOR: "Me?! You're the one who got his girlfriend drunk, photographed her in compromising positions & then sold them over the internet!"

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:pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:

Brilliant!!!!!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraIsTooDarnSexy.jpg
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABeardedThor.jpg
TORUNN: "Santa Claus? Wow, you've lost a lot of weight."
THOR: ":whatever:"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABeardedThor.jpg
THOR: "C'mon, wake up, time to go see grandpa."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorHisDaughter.jpg
THOR: "Just click your heels together & whisper there's no place like home."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorHisDaughter.jpg
TORUNN: "Dad, will I ever be a part of the mainstream Marvel universe?"
THOR: "Probably not, but hey, they basically wished away Spider-Man's marriage so anything's possible."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
TORUNN: "Dad, why did you abandon me to the care of Tony Stark, AKA: Iron Man?"
THOR: "So that you could learn the lesson that your grandfather King Odin tried to teach me - to appreciate & value humanity, honor, and unity."
TORUNN: "And I was supposed to learn all that from a drunken womanizing billionaire?"
THOR: "Look kid, I don't pretend that this stuff makes sense, okay? I just go with it & cash my paychecks."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
TORUNN: "Um, Dad, I've been meaning to ask... is Sif really my biological mother?"
THOR: "Well of course she is. Why would you ever ask such a thing?"
TORUNN: "Well, I was just looking in the mirror, noticed a lack of resemblance to Sif, and started wondering - if Sif is my mom, why do I look so much like Amora the Enchantress?"
THOR: "Did it ever occur to you that you got your blonde hair from me?"
TORUNN: "That theory did present itself, but it also doesn't explain why lately I get these really slutty impulses-"
THOR: "You're going through puberty girl. It's only natural that you would feel slutty impulses. The point though is not to act on them, since I'm in no hurry to become a grandpa."

[Panthro]

:pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:

Brilliant!!!!!!
Thanks!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
SIF: "Oh Thor..."
THOR: "Oh Wonder Woman..."
SIF: "What the f***?!"
THOR: "Oh snap..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
THOR: "Oh Sif..."
SIF: "Oh He-Man..."
THOR: "What did you call me woman?!?!?!"
SIF: "Oops..."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
TORUNN: "Dad, why did you abandon me to the care of Tony Stark, AKA: Iron Man?"
THOR: "I had a 'Superman Returns' moment."
TORUNN: "Oh."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
TORUNN: "Dad, Mr. Iron Man makes me feel really uncomfortable, even when he's sober."
THOR: "Why?"
TORUNN: "Well, this one day we were at the beach, I got out of the water, he came up to me and said 'Couple more years kiddo, you're gonna be one hot piece of...' I don't wanna say the last part."
THOR: "Hmm... Torunn, you did the right thing coming & telling me this. I'm going to have a word with Iron Man."

Later that week -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: "Plotting to molest my daughter will ye? Feel the parental Wrath of the God of Thunder!"
IRON MAN: "Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have gone near that little minor..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
THOR: "Verily Sif, one true love of my life, I shall fight to the bitter end to ensure you a proper casting in my film - even if it costs me my life, I will not allow them to cast Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba or some other similarly unworthy actress as you."
SIF: "Aw, you're so sweet."

[Abstract]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg


Thor: Lead me to your shelves and I shall hang them for thee

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraIsTooDarnSexy.jpg
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: Which one of you boys want me first?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AHulkThorWolverine.jpg
HULK: "Hulk Wants You First!"

WOLVERINE: "You're going to have to wait in line Bub."

THOR: "BEHOLD... NO ONE SHOULD ENTER HER BEFORE THE MIGHTY THOR!
On second thought, Hulk maybe you should go first."

HULK: "YES... HULK WILL LOVE HER LONG TIME!"

WOLVERINE: "WHAT! ARE YOU NUTS! We would never be able to follow after.... THAT!"

THOR: "Look at her mouth, she has herpes."

WOLVERINE: "For heaven's sake Thor.... I have mutant healing powers."

THOR: "Hmmm, good point.... my bad."

WOLVERINE: <sigh> "Jesus Thor.... "

[ultimatefan]

Tons of gteat stuff, guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraIsTooDarnSexy.jpg
AMORA: See, I make even the air horny!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: "C'mon Thor, gimme some sugar baby! Goin' on 5 months now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries!"
THOR: "Oh God-! I can't know that!"
SOME GUY OFF SCREEN: "I could stand to hear a little bit more."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
AMORA [thinking]: "Oh yes... oh yes... OH YES! Oh God it's like an orgasm in my mouth!"
THOR [thinking]: "Sif's gonna kill me. It'll be worth it, but Sif's still gonna kill me."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
THOR [thinking]: "Must... remember... to use... protection... aw damn it..."

13 or so odd years later -
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: "Honey, for the last time Amora the Enchantress is not your biological mother! Your mother is Sif & only Sif!"
TORUNN: "All I said is that it wouldn't hurt to see a doctor and have a test done. I still like Sif & I'm happy to have her as a female role model, I just want to make sure."

[Panthro]

http://i39.tinypic.com/atp7h0.jpg
THOR: "It's 112 miles to Asgard, we've got a full tank of goat, half a flask of rum, it's dark, and we're wearing Lord of the Ring style costumes."
SIF: "Hit it."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraIsTooDarnSexy.jpg
AMORA: See, I make even the air horny! Lol. :woot:

[Mal'Akai]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
Thor: ...and that's what we call sex, honey. Why do you ask?
Toruun: Um, yeah, well, mom said to come and tell you dinner would be ready in a few secs, and I wasn't sure what she meant.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
IRON MAN: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!"
THOR: "I'll tell everyone you were the master-mind who wrote, produced & cast that awful Halle Berry Catwoman in Name Only."
IRON MAN: "Y-you wouldn't dare!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
THOR [thinking]: "Must... not... jizz my pants..."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: "I wish I knew how to quit you."

later that day -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
AMORA: "No I don't."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
AMORA: "If loving me is wrong, you don't want to be right."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Sidermanhero12

Great stuff all around, Panthro, Mal`akai.

BTW, just to be sure, does your login name come from the little guy who talks to Bender when he´s "God" in Futurama?

[Mal'Akai]

Thanks Sidermanhero12

Great stuff all around, Panthro, Mal`akai.

BTW, just to be sure, does your login name come from the little guy who talks to Bender when he´s "God" in Futurama?
Nope. I actually never really watched Futurama. Mal'Akai was a character I created years ago. Originally, he could create and manipulate anti-matter, but later I made him more powerful. He was blind, deaf, and mute, but his telepathic abilities allowed him to funtion as normal. He had a psychic radar, and his telepathic abilities told him what people were saying, and he projected his thoughts into their minds giving the illusion that has was speaking. I know it all sounds kind of unnecessary, but they helped him a lot.

[Mal'Akai]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/valkyrie.jpg
Valkyrie: Green *****! Get the f*** out of my picture!

[ultimatefan]

Nope. I actually never really watched Futurama. Mal'Akai was a character I created years ago. Originally, he could create and manipulate anti-matter, but later I made him more powerful. He was blind, deaf, and mute, but his telepathic abilities allowed him to funtion as normal. He had a psychic radar, and his telepathic abilities told him what people were saying, and he projected his thoughts into their minds giving the illusion that has was speaking. I know it all sounds kind of unnecessary, but they helped him a lot.

Oh, okay. It´s just the name is the same.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
IRON MAN: "I have to stop letting you watch Pulp Fiction."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
SIF: "So tell me Thor, is that a hammer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
THOR: "Little bit of both, actually."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
THOR [thinking]: "Hmmm, all that jelly and no toast."

[Mal'Akai]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
It was then Thor realized that his very hug had banished him to, "The Friend Zone."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
It was then Thor realized that his very hug had banished him to, "The Friend Zone."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
THOR: "Dang it, lost my gum in there."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
Thor: ...and that's what we call sex, honey. Why do you ask?
Toruun: Um, yeah, well, mom said to come and tell you dinner would be ready in a few secs, and I wasn't sure what she meant.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "Blasphemous fiend! How dare you deny the brilliance of Walt Simonson?! Walt Simonson is my Frank Miller and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"
HULK: "Ow! All Hulk said was that Hulk was enjoying J. Michael Stracyznski run more!"

[ultimatefan]

Simonson is a legend on the Thor mythos, Hulk. Live with it.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
AMORA: Why is it you always appear to be more naked then me in this book?
THOR: Do not ask me to understand comic book artists, my love.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
AMORA: Why is it you always appear to be more naked then me in this book?
THOR: Do not ask me to understand comic book artists, my love.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFlyingFFThor.jpg
THOR: "Don't even think of doing the Margot Kidder 'Can you read my mind' voice over from that first Superman movie!"
MR. FANTASTIC: "What? I was thinking of U2's 'Still Haven't Found What I'm Lookin' For'."
THOR: "Oh. Well, that's acceptable."

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
SIF: This doesn´t feel real...
THOR: And frankly, neither do THESE, my love...

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: Thor movie's sucess must not be endangered. Prepare to die.

IRON MAN: Aw, snap...

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
Toruun: Oh daddy, the big green one really tickled my fancy... I felt so gitty inside.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
Thor: YOU DARE STEAL MY LITTLE GIRL'S VIRTUE!!!

Hulk: Chill man... I just tickled her toes.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: Thor movie's sucess must not be endangered. Prepare to die.

IRON MAN: Aw, snap...
Hehehehehehe, good one proto.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
AMORA: "Oh yes... this gonna be so good..."

5 minutes later -
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherAmora.gif
AMORA: "Gee, that was, um, kinda quick."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABustingOutThor.jpg
THOR: "What the f*** are you implying?!?!?!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
Toruun: Oh daddy, the big green one really tickled my fancy... I felt so gitty inside.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
Thor: YOU DARE STEAL MY LITTLE GIRL'S VIRTUE!!!

Hulk: Chill man... I just tickled her toes.
Bwahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AEasyRiders.jpg
THE THING: "Hey easy rider, where ya goin'?"
THOR: "Nowhere in particular."
THE THING: "Man I wish I was you."
THOR: "Well hang in there."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01aSifThorLoveEachOther.jpg
THOR: "Verily Sif, there art invaders battering down the gates. Should we not make haste to dispatch those villains?"
SIF: "Nah, let's just stand here & look cool for the photographers."
THOR: "But verily Sif-"
SIF: "You can either screw me right now or go fight the invaders, its your choice."
THOR: "Hmm... I suppose the invaders can wait for a bit."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01aSifThorLoveEachOther.jpg
THOR: "Verily my love, I am constantly mistaking you for Xena Warrior Princess and Wonder Woman."
SIF: "...."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01abalder1.jpg
BALDER THE BRAVE: "Remember kids, two swords are better than one."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABustingOutThor.jpg
THOR: "Mjolnir - when you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room, accept no substitutes."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-BendingOverMsMarvel.jpg
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnIronManThor03CoverA.jpg
THOR: "Her ass belongs to me do you hear?! Ms. Marvel's ass belongs to the God of Thunder!"

[ultimatefan]

Love the Xena and Mjolnir ones!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABustingOutThor.jpg
THOR: That´s no hammer, THAT´S a hammer!!

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABustingOutThor.jpg
THOR: "Can you drive stick?"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
SIF: This doesn´t feel real...
THOR: And frankly, neither do THESE, my love... Lol, nice one, ultimatefan! :woot::up:

[Panthro]

Thanks UF. Love the hammer & drive stick ones.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Amora-02.jpg
AMORA [thinking]: "Oh yes, at long last, an extended night of unbridled passion..."
THOR [thinking]: "I hope I can finish this up in the next 5 minutes, it's All You Can Eat Night at Tony Stark's House of Ribs."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
SIF: "Thor! You sacrificed yourself to save Asgard & The Nine Worlds! Well, i guess this makes us even for all those times you got drunk & threw up in my garden."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
SIF: "Hmm, needs new batteries."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
SIF: "Hi, he broke, can I get a new one?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
SIF: "Hmm, if Thor's gonna be dead, looks like I'm out of work. I guess I should go job hunting, maybe Spider-Man needs a new love interest after that 'One More Day' thing."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
SIF: "And the Hell of it is he still owed me $20..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
SIF: "Damn you cruel fate! We were gonna do it tonight!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
Sif: "Oh wow!! A life-size Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll!!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, SMH12!

Great stuff all around, Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
SiIF: The only way this scene could get more embarrassing and emasculating is if we were standing on a rainb... Oh, crap.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
SiIF: The only way this scene could get more embarrassing and emasculating is if we were standing on a rainb... Oh, crap.
Hehehehehehehehe

And thanks!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Dinner will be ready in a few minutes guys. Just insert the frozen Thor into the nuclear cooker, set for 5 minutes and your ready to eat!"
INVISIBLE WOMAN: "Ooh..."
HUMAN TORCH: "Ah..."
THE THING: "Delicious."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Oh, they've encased him in carbonite! He should be quite well protected; if he survived the freezing process that is."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "At last, we've captured He-Man! Now the secrets of Grayskull will be ours! For the benefit of man-kind of course."
HUMAN TORCH: "Um, Reed, I'm pretty sure this isn't He-Man."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Do you realize what an opportunity we have here Johnny? Alive, we can auction him off to the highest bidder! Dead, we'll sell god of thunder stew to the army!"
HUMAN TORCH: "..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AHulkGoesForTheBaneMove.jpg
HULK: "Hulk gonna break you Bane style!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AMarvelHeroesAllWet.jpg
HULK: "Thor suffer from shrinkage?"
THOR: "Verily..."
HULK: "That's okay, Hulk suffers from shrinkage too."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherPeacefulReconciliation.jpg
THOR: "I feel safe with you Hulk, you have a strong yet gentle touch."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: "Oh Thor, I've been such a bad girl lately... punish me Thor, punish this bad girl, punish me with your big mighty war-hammer..."
THOR: "Not tonight Amora, I have a headache."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Hmm, I always wondered what Thor would look like as a Tylenol pill."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Safe now, everything's lead-lined."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASexyAmora.jpg
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "Hi there big boy, remember me? I'm that nerdy little virgin bookworm you wouldn't take to the prom because I wasn't hot enough for you. Well, look at me now and think about what you turned down, and how many men have had a taste of me since then."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASurprisedThor.jpg
THOR: "Damn it, she made me jizz my pants!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABeerThor.jpg
THOR: "Damn it Fury, don't you know I'm a recovering alcoholic?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AReedThor.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "I don't know what to do, Don Thor. Our first two films weren't the classics or even just plain solid summer films they should have been. Sue, my beloved Sue, they picked an actress so painfully unworthy of her that it breaks the hearts of all who know her. Now, it seems we will never even make it to a third film. A full on reboot is our only hope now, it would put us back on top like we were back in the 60s, where we belong, it would mean that much to us, but no one seems willing to support us.
THOR: "What's his name?"
MR. F: "Rothman. Tom Rothman. And Tim Story. I... oh Don Thor, I don't know what do do."
THOR: "You can act like a man! That's what you can do!" [slaps Mr. F] "What's the matter with you? Is this what you've become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? "Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" What is that nonsense? Ridiculous!" [pause] "Tell me, do you spend time with your family?"
MR. F: "Sure I do."
THOR: "Good. Because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. You look terrible. I want you to eat, I want you to rest well. And a month from now this Hollywood big shot's gonna give you what you want."
MR. F: "You will? But how?"
THOR: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
MR. F: "Oh thank you, Don Thor!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AReedThor.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Well, that's the situation Thor."
THOR: "I see. Verily, there is one course of action now. I must find and slay these men you call Tom Rothman & Tim Story. Then, I will hunt down the men you call Christopher Nolan & Christian Bale, and I will force them to write, direct & star in a reboot of our brother Daredevil/Matt Murdock."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "I know it was you, Loki. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!"

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
Balder: What happened to him?

Sif: He found out Jessica Alba is going to play me!

[He-Man]

http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/thor7prev/Thor07preview7.jpg
Volstagg: Damn it! I told him no more tequila!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Asif1.jpg
Balder: What happened to him?

Sif: He found out Jessica Alba is going to play me!
:hehe:Bwahahahahahaha:hehe:
Poor Thor, he gets a big break in the form of Kenneth Brannagh directing, then bad casting happens.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
THOR: "Verily Amora, for the last time I'm happily committed to my Lady Sif."
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "So what? We're not talking serious commitment, we're just talking about plain old basic sex! Do you realize that as of next Monday I, Amora the Enchantress, will officially be the 40,000 Year Old Virgin?! I can't have that on my resume! I need to lose my virginity to a hero worthy of my sex appeal! My only other option besides you is Loki! Frickin' Loki! Do you really want me losing my virginity to somebody like him?! Do you?!"
THOR: "Hmm... verily Amora, you do deserve better than that. Is tomorrow night good for you?"
AMORA: "Yes. My place or yours?"
THOR: "I think your place would be best."

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
THOR: Amora?

AMORA: Yes, my dear?

THOR: Your spine is "V" shaped. You should SERIOUSLY see a chiropractor about that!

AMORA: :cmad:

[Panthro]

http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/thor7prev/Thor07preview7.jpg
Volstagg: "I can't believe he thought he could out-drink Tony Stark!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, especially the Rothman one and the classic "stew to the army" Simpsons quote.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: This was a primitive genetic experiment, they were trying to make a hybrid of He-Man and Beowulf!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
JOHNNY: Are you gonna eat that?
MR. FANTASTIC: What, check his muscles! High protein, no carbs!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
JOHNNY: Are you gonna eat that?
MR. FANTASTIC: Yes, with fava beans and a nice chanti, frrrrrrllllll...

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: Dear diary... Jackpot!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: This was a primitive genetic experiment, they were trying to make a hybrid of He-Man and Beowulf!
Nyahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AShiningLightThor.jpg
THOR: "Hmm... big... blonde... blue eyes... tendency to pose with weapon raised above head... big dramatic light effects surrounding said weapon... huh, no wonder people think I'm He-Man."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
JOHNNY: Are you gonna eat that?
MR. FANTASTIC: What, check his muscles! High protein, no carbs!
Bwahahahahahahaha

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "You wanna get nuts?! C'mon! Let's get nuts!"
LOKI: "Tell me something Thor - have you ever danced with a devil by the pale moon light?"
THOR: "Verily. He told me thou art gay."
LOKI: "This is not the Marvel/DC Happy Hour damn it!:cmad:"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AShiningLightThor.jpg
THOR: "Who are you supposed to be?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Why I'm Superman of course!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AShiningLightThor.jpg
THOR: "Superman? More like 'Disproportionately chunky upper body mass stacked on top of skinny legs Man'. It's terrible what passes for a muscular superhero in the DCAU."

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AShiningLightThor.jpg
THOR: "Who are you supposed to be?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Why I'm Superman of course!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AShiningLightThor.jpg
THOR: "Superman? More like 'Disproportionately chunky upper body mass stacked on top of skinny legs Man'. It's terrible what passes for a muscular superhero in the DCAU."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "At least I'm no He-Man rip-off".

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
THOR: "DIE!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "At least I'm no He-Man rip-off".

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
THOR: "DIE!"
Good follow up Proto.

Of course, it's really He-Man who's the rip off of Thor when you consider that Marvel's Thor predates He-Man by about 20 years. :cwink:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: "Alright, next guy who calls me He-Man is gonna have a hammer shoved up his ass!"

[protocida]

Thanks, Panthro. :cwink:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: Are you a God?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: No.

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
THOR: Then DIE!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks on both accounts Panthro! Love the Superman/Thor runs.

[Panthro]

Thanks, Panthro. :cwink:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: Are you a God?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: No.

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
THOR: Then DIE!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Now all we need is for Batman to show up & say "Clark, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!"

[Panthro]

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
THOR: "Get out of my caption thread!"

[ultimatefan]

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
THOR: They can make you win a fight with me, but my movie can pull an Iron Man and further humiliate you at the box office!
SUPERMAN: DIE!!!!

[protocida]

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
THOR: 'ROID RAGE!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: "Oh Thor baby, don't pretend men & gods never use sex to get what they want."
THOR: "Since when do men and/or gods use sex to get what we want?! SEX IS WHAT WE WANT!!!!!!!"

[protocida]

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
SUPERMAN: Give me your director!

THOR: NEVAH!

[antmanx68]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg

Mr Fantastic: Operation 'Galactus Suppository' is a go.... victory will be ours.

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: "Fantastic Voyage", eat your heart out!

[Panthro]

http://www.ronlim.com/worldarchive/superman_thor.jpg
THOR: "No one calls Han Solo a b****!"

[protocida]

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: Did you **** my Sif? Did you **** my Amora? Did you **** my Jane Foster?

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: This is a frozen man from a distant past, when people spoke in crappy shakesperian English...

[Panthro]

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: Did you **** my Sif? Did you **** my Amora? Did you **** my Jane Foster?
Thanks, and great variation on the "Did you **** my wife?" line.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: This is a frozen man from a distant past, when people spoke in crappy shakesperian English...
:hehe:Hehehe, aw, no love for crappy Shakespearian English...:hehe:

[protocida]

Thanks!

I wonder where the line is from...

[Timstuff]

I got nothing for this one, but I can tell it's begging for a caption...

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5535/mjolnir.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/mjolnir.jpg/)

[protocida]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5535/mjolnir.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/mjolnir.jpg/)
DONALD BLAKE: So they talk is shakesperian english and write in standart english?

[Timstuff]

Not exactly a caption, but not exactly a manip either...

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1281/thorhammer1337.jpg (http://img405.imageshack.us/i/thorhammer1337.jpg/)

[kedrell]

^I'd love it if that thing said "Hammer Time". :grin:

[Panthro]

Thanks!

I wonder where the line is from...
Raging Bull.

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k101/king62689/marvel/thor_vs_captain_marvel.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "He-Man lookalike!"
THOR: "Superman knock off!"

[kedrell]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k101/king62689/marvel/thor_vs_captain_marvel.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "I'm the world's most powerful 10 year old."
THOR: "And I'm the world's most powerful 10,000 year old."

[Panthro]

^I'd love it if that thing said "Hammer Time". :grin:
I'm sure there is a version of the Thor hammer out there somewhere that's been manipped to say "Hammer Time".


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
THOR: "Hmm, too unabashedly sexy to be Susan Storm... are you Emma Frost? Or Ali Larter perhaps?"
AMORA: ":cmad:"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: "Are you jizzing your pants yet?"
THOR: "Nay." [means 'No']
AMORA: ":cmad:Well why the Hell not?!?!?!:cmad:"

[Timstuff]

^I'd love it if that thing said "Hammer Time". :grin:

Ask and ye shall receive.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1665/thorhammertime.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/i/thorhammertime.jpg/)

Oh, and some other new ones...

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8039/thorad.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5740/thorgrayskull.jpg
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6292/thorhulk.jpg

BTW, if you want to make your own, here's a blank one. :D

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1626/thorhammerblank.jpg

[Panthro]

Ask and ye shall receive.

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1665/thorhammertime.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/i/thorhammertime.jpg/)

Oh, and some other new ones...

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/8039/thorad.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/5740/thorgrayskull.jpg
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6292/thorhulk.jpg

BTW, if you want to make your own, here's a blank one. :D

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/1626/thorhammerblank.jpg
:hehe::hehe::hehe:
Muwahahahahahaha


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
THOR: "Damn it Amora, don't you know I have a restraining order against you?!"
AMORA: "Your mouth says no, but your eyes say yes."

[kedrell]

BTW, if you want to make your own, here's a blank one. :D

I would but I don't know how. Thanks anyway. Great stuff.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Hammer ones and the Thor/Shazam ones.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: Please promise me I´ll never be played by Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman!
THOR: Your wish is my command, my love.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: See, I´ll keep him frozen till the live-action movie comes out. If it pulls an Iron Man at the box office, we´re rich!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: Please promise me I´ll never be played by Jessica Alba or Natalie Portman!
THOR: Your wish is my command, my love.
:hehe:Muwahahahahahaha!:hehe:Brilliant!

But now I'm hearing that Jane Foster, not Sif, was the part Portman was considered for.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "Go ahead! Make a He-Man joke!! I dare ya!!! I f***in' dare ya!!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFFThor1.jpg
MR. FANTASTIC: See, I´ll keep him frozen till the live-action movie comes out. If it pulls an Iron Man at the box office, we´re rich!
Bwahahahahahahaha, that's great.

And now a remake of the previous caption -


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "Let's see you make a He-Man joke now you prissy biotch!"

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!

LOKI: I said she made good cookies.

THOR: Oh.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?!

LOKI: I said she made good cookies.

THOR: Oh.
Hehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorHugginghulk.jpg
HULK: "Hulk didn't know Thor cared!"
THOR: "The God of Thunder cares, Hulk. The God of Thunder cares a lot, just like a Care Bear."

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorHugginghulk.jpg
THOR: It's not my hammer they fear...

HULK: WTF?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
THOR: "Listen Amora, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take a genius to figure that all the problems of a hulking hammer wielding thunder god and a hot to trot sexpot pin up sorceress babe just don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. But at the end of the day, we'll always have Asgard. Now... here's looking at you, kid."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
THOR: "Miss Enchantress, you're trying to seduce me. You are trying to seduce me, aren't you?"
AMORA: "Would you like me to seduce you?"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the Casablanca/Graduate quotes.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're *******s! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy ****!"
LOKI: "Um, Thor, do you need an aspirin?"
THOR: "Don't touch!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?!"
MR. FANTASTIC: ":wow:"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1-thor-header.jpg
THOR: "Asgardians, prepare for Glory! Eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight, we dine in Hell!!!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "I got a fever! And the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1-thor-header.jpg
THOR: "Need a little excitement?!!! Snap into a Slim-Jim!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Love the Chevy Chare rents and the 300 quote.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: Leave Richards alone!! I would like to see YOUR live-action movie series turn out good if Tom Rothman was your studio´s CEO! The God of Thunder thanks Odin he has not endured such a lamentable destiny!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1-thor-header.jpg
THOR: "Need a little excitement?!!! Snap into a Slim-Jim!!!!"
Hahahaha, I remember those commercials. :hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Muwahahahaha, great use of Conan the Barbarian there.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: Leave Richards alone!! I would like to see YOUR live-action movie series turn out good if Tom Rothman was your studio´s CEO! The God of Thunder thanks Odin he has not endured such a lamentable destiny!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Muwahahaha, you tell 'em, Thor!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
THOR [singing falsetto]: "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's thunder god, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The Asgard Time's effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' thunder god and I just can't lose..."

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and great use of Staying Alive!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorHugginghulk.jpg
THOR: Please, do not jump yet!! You may still be in the Avengers movie!!

[Venom'sDad]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorHugginghulk.jpg
Hulk: Don't tell anyone about this!
Thor: Oh... I won't. Now it's hammering time.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: Do not worry, my beloved, no one shall know about your steroids!
THOR: And the world will never learn of your boob job either, my love!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01amora1.jpg
AMORA: Do not worry, my beloved, no one shall know about your steroids!
THOR: And the world will never learn of your boob job either, my love!
:hehe:Muwahahahahahahaha:hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: "Sex!!! Good, now that I have your attention - vote Thor for President 2012!"

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: I am the ripper, the tearer, the slasher! I am the teeth in the darkness. The fatality in the night! Mine is strenght! And lust! And power! I AM BEOWULF!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
LOKI: "What the Hell?!"
THOR: "We're holding a virgin sacrifice tonight and you're the only virgin available."
LOKI: "Who told you that?!"
THOR: "Amora, naturally."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
LOKI: "What the Hell is going on?!"
THOR: "I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!"
LOKI: "Your bicycle?"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Thor: "I'll get you for this, Joel Schumaker!! I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you!!"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Thor: "Have a nice day!"

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Thor: "I'll get you for this, Joel Schumaker!! I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you!!" LOL!!! :woot:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
THOR: Yes, the God of Thunder has just read Watchmen, how did you guess?

Also:

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
THOR: Damned political correctness! Next thing they may replace Mjolnir with a bouquet of daisies...

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Thor: "Hey, it's better than little red hearts all over the place! Or would you have prefered little hammers?"

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Thor: "My costume? Don't be ridiculous! These are my pajamas."

[Panthro]

Hehehe, love all those happy face gags.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: "Tom Rothman, my associate Dr. Richards here has informed me that you are the natural enemy of all who live, especially Marvel characters! Prepare to die! Have at you, villain!"
TOM ROTHMAN [off screen]: "Oh snap..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALadySif.jpg
SIF: "They cancelled Lipstick Jungle?! Aw man, that sucks! And it was just starting to gel too!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ALoversSifThor.jpg
SIF: "I wish I may, I wish I might, oh I hope I get laid tonight."
THOR: "You shall, my darling Sif, you shall get laid tonight."

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Thor: "My costume? Don't be ridiculous! These are my pajamas." Hehe. :woot:

[Superhero 101]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Thor: The Happy Faces Brings out the madness of my Eyes

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
Come on, universe, you big, mostly empty wuss! Give me all the juice you got!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg
Come on, universe, you big, mostly empty wuss! Give me all the juice you got!
:hehe:Hehehehehehehehe:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraIsTooDarnSexy.jpg
AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: "I must be played by Ali Larter."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_Sif1.jpg
SIF: "Wonder Woman? No, but I get that a lot."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: "Do you know who I am, my child?"
TORUNN: "He-Man?"
THOR: "No, I'm the mighty Norse thunder god Thor, your father, King of Asgard, which makes you the princess of Asgard."
TORUNN: "He-Man has a beard, a hammer, a winged helmet, is king and is my dad?"
THOR: "For the love of Jack Kirby girl, I AM NOT HE-MAN!!!:cmad:"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"
HULK: "Dude that's disgusting!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Ared-hulk-vs-thor-pinup-l.jpg
RED HULK: "Oh I see what this is! I see what's going on here! It's because I'm RED, isn't it? You'd rather have a GREEN Hulk wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?!"
THOR: "I was always more partial to the gray/grey Hulk myself."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ByThePowerOfAsgard.jpg
THOR: "Do not cast judgment upon my actor until you've seen how well he does playing me!"
HULK: "All Hulk said is that Chris Hemsworth just doesn't bring the same credibility to project as Edward Norton!"

Not trying to hate on Hemsworth by the way. :cwink:

[Venom'sDad]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Reed: You are being over-run by little Pac-Men!
Thor: Yes... it appears so. BY THE POWER OF ASGARD, I SUMMON BLINKY, PINKY, INKY, & CLYDE!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
Thor: There... I am once again free of the ravages of their pesty little faces!

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Reed: You are being over-run by little Pac-Men!
Thor: Yes... it appears so. BY THE POWER OF ASGARD, I SUMMON BLINKY, PINKY, INKY, & CLYDE!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorPromoArt.jpg


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
Thor: There... I am once again free of the ravages of their pesty little faces!
:hehe:Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1-thor-header.jpg
THOR: "I Am The Ultimate Bad-Ass!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-THORS-MOVING-CASTLE-CLEAN-SHAVE.jpg
Coming Next Summer - THOR's MOVING CASTLE, a Hayao Miyazaki film.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-THORS-MOVING-CASTLE-CLEAN-SHAVE.jpg
THOR: "Up... Up... And Away!!!"
SIF: Are you going to do the whole Faster than a speeding bullet line now?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-THORS-MOVING-CASTLE-CLEAN-SHAVE.jpg
SIF: "I think I hear the love theme from Superman playing in the background."
THOR: "But don't even think of doing that 'Can you read my mind' narration or I'll drop you in Tony Stark's lap."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Mr. F: "So what's with the new get up?"
Thor: "Wal-Mart just hired me as their spokesperson."

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
Mr. F: "So what's with the new get up?"
Thor: "Wal-Mart just hired me as their spokesperson."
Hehehehehehe, I work there actually. Bakery department.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff, guys!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
THOR: Great Odin, the God of Thunder saw the Star Trek episode Trouble with Tribbles! This cannot end well!!

[Panthro]

Great stuff, guys!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg
THOR: Great Odin, the God of Thunder saw the Star Trek episode Trouble with Tribbles! This cannot end well!!
:hehe:Nyahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1-thor-header.jpg
THOR: "Portray the God of Thunder as a slacker dead beat absent father in your Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow feature will you?! You will suffer a thousand terrible punishments for slandering me, Christopher Yost! Do you hear me?! A thousand terrible punishments!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-THORS-MOVING-CASTLE-CLEAN-SHAVE.jpg
SIF: "Hey Thor, where are we goin'?"
THOR: "Nowhere in particular."
SIF: "Well, I guess now's as good a time as any... I'm pregnant with your child."
THOR: "What?!" [drops Sif in shock]

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and hehehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: The God of Thunder cannot protect you forever, my child, but always remember, to never fall for the nefarious methods of that evil trickster who may try and lure you to his evil kingdom!
TORUNN: Loki?
THOR: No, Michael Jackson!

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg

Thor: The marketing people thought this would be good counterprogramming to how dark and serious The Dark Knight was...

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: The God of Thunder cannot protect you forever, my child, but always remember, to never fall for the nefarious methods of that evil trickster who may try and lure you to his evil kingdom!
TORUNN: Loki?
THOR: No, Michael Jackson!


Interesting, cause TMZ said he just died.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: The God of Thunder cannot protect you forever, my child, but always remember, to never fall for the nefarious methods of that evil trickster who may try and lure you to his evil kingdom!
TORUNN: Loki?
THOR: No, Michael Jackson!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg

Thor: The marketing people thought this would be good counterprogramming to how dark and serious The Dark Knight was...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "Who does #2 work for?! Who does #2 work for?!?!"

[ultimatefan]

Thabks guys, and I swear to Jeebus, I did this before his death was announced.

[Superman Prime]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg

Thor: The marketing people thought this would be good counterprogramming to how dark and serious The Dark Knight was...

Hahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

[Panthro]

Thabks guys, and I swear to Jeebus, I did this before his death was announced.
Same here.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_hulk_thor_sif3.jpg
SIF: "This is my Oscar baiting face."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_hulk_thor_sif3.jpg
SIF: "I didn't ask for my face to be this angular & square ya know."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_hulk_thor_sif2_wideshot.jpg
SIF: "I'm a warrior goddess by day and a supermodel on the weekend."

[Superhero 101]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: The God of Thunder cannot protect you forever, my child, but always remember, to never fall for the nefarious methods of that evil trickster who may try and lure you to his evil kingdom!
TORUNN: Loki?
THOR: No, Michael Jackson!


Whoa Kinda sad

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AngryGuestStarThor.jpg
THOR: "You Shall Not Pass!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_Bearded_Thor_and_Sif_by_Irulana.jpg
SIF: "Where are we going Thor?"
THOR: "We're going to LA so that we can blackmail Megan Fox into playing you in our upcoming film."
SIF: "Megan Fox? Hmm... well, at least nobody would be able to say I wasn't hot on screen."

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/HaveANiceDayMan.jpg

Thor: "Just don't expect me to go whistling and flying around whilst knocking down price tag signs!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks SP and great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: Who on Earth is Tom Hiddleston?!!?
LOKI: Who on Earth is Chris Hemsworth?!!?
THOR: Oh. Touché.

[Panthro]

Ah Loki, always so clever.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
LOKI: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your great strength!"
THOR: "I'll tell everyone that you were the one who wrote Dragonball Evolution for Fox."
LOKI: "You- you wouldn't dare!"

[R_Hythlodeus]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7458/zomthor10.jpg
THOR:"I swear to Odin, I´ll never visit the mead hall again!"

[kedrell]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7458/zomthor10.jpg
THOR:"I know what you're thinkin', but I'm not really a Zombie. I just came back from Transformers 2 and it nearly drained the life right outta me!"

[Panthro]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7458/zomthor10.jpg
ZOMBIE THOR: "Brrraaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssss!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to F***!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
LOKI: "Come on Thor, when I said magical war hammers kill people, I didn't mean your magical war hammer!"

And now a word from Thor, President of the NHA - National Hammer Association -
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABustingOutThor.jpg
THOR: "Hammers don't kill people. Evildoers kill people."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABustingOutThor.jpg
THOR: "You'll get my hammer when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: "There is much evil in this universe, my daughter."
TORUNN: "You mean like Loki?"
THOR: "I was actually referring to Tom Rothman."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: "You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan."
TORUNN? ":huh:"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Dragonball, TF and Rothman bashing.

[ultimatefan]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7458/zomthor10.jpg
THOR: Well, waiting almost fifty years to see your movie get made does that to you.

[ultimatefan]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7458/zomthor10.jpg
ZOMBIE THOR: Keith Richards? No, but the Zombie God of Thunder gets that all the time!

[Panthro]

^^^Hehehehehehehehehttp://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "Who on Earth is Tom Hiddleston?!!?"
LOKI: "Who on Earth is Chris Hemsworth?!!?"
THOR: "No seriously, who is Tom Hiddleston?"
LOKI: "He's a British actor who's been in a few TV shows and films. Now seriously, who is Chris Hemsworth?"
THOR: "He was Captain Kirk's dad in the new Star Trek movie. Australian guy."
LOKI: "Really? Hmm, Marvel does like its Australians, doesn't it?"
THOR: "Indeed. It does indeed."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: "Normally I would say my eyes are up here, but that would defeat the whole point of this ridiculous outfit."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: "Lonely comic book readers want cheap, sleezey, shameless fan service no matter how ridiculous or crude or in your face. And I'm here to give it to them."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Anything with Amora´s boobs is gold.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: They are real... And they are spectacular!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: Confess it, you couldn´t care less how evil I may act as long as I point those to your face!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: Who needs a magic hammer that controls the forces of nature when you got silicon?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: They are real... And they are spectacular!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: Confess it, you couldn´t care less how evil I may act as long as I point those to your face!
Hehehehehehe, both are great but I love that Seinfeld reference!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ACuriouslyCostumedSif.jpg
THOR [off screen]: "How could you start the orgy without me?!"
SIF: "Uh... they took advantage of me!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ACuriouslyCostumedSif.jpg
THOR [off screen]: "Queen Karnilla or the Norns? Balder's not here."
SIF: "I'm not Karnilla you ding dong! I'm Sif!"
THOR: "Are you sure? Well, it's not my fault you and Karnilla look alike."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ACuriouslyCostumedSif.jpg
SIF: "I can't believe it's come to this... I'm being forced to be the stripper for a bachelorette's party! Amora, I'll get you for this!"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: "Let's see if you can pull off the impractically sexy outfits I do so effortlessly Sify girl!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: I took part in this horrible evil plan against Thor... When all I needed to get him back was a boob job!

[ultimatefan]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7458/zomthor10.jpg
THOR: You should see the other guy!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: I took part in this horrible evil plan against Thor... When all I needed to get him back was a boob job!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7458/zomthor10.jpg
THOR: You should see the other guy!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
TORUNN: "Dad, why am I wearing your costume from the Ultimates line?"
THOR: "I outgrew it."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherBeardedThor.jpg
THOR: "Now remember Torunn, this is your first time being alone with boys, and on top of that you're the first girl these boys have ever been left alone with for a significant amount of time, so there's going to be a lot of throbbing biological urges to resist. And if they don't take no for an answer, just brandish the sword I gave you. Any questions?"
TORUNN: "Um, yeah, can I wear something a little nicer than your Ultimates hand me down? I feel like I'm going to a prom and should have something better."
THOR: "Sure, let's see what we got in the wardrobe department."

5 minutes later -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/162.jpg
THOR [off screen]: "There we go, something a little more classical. With this outfit you'll be the most popular girl on the block. Now go out there and show those youngling mortals what Asgardian women are made of!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/163.jpg
YOUNG AVENGER BOYS: "Alright, a girl! Thank you Santa!"
TORUNN: "Wow, Dad wasn't kidding when he said I would be the most popular girl on the block! But I guess that's easy seeing as how I'm the only girl on the block."



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/163.jpg
JAMES ROGERS: "She's mine!"
FRANCIS BARTON: "No, she's mine!"
AZARI: "I saw her first!"
TORUNN: "Boys, Boys, Boys, there's plenty of Torunn to go around!"
OLD TONY STARK: "I'm going to have to sit down with Thor and have a serious talk with him about his parenting style as well as his daughter's inability to date one boy at a time."

FYI -

James Rogers = son of Captain America & Black Widow
Francis Barton = son of Hawkeye
Azari = son of Black Panther & Storm
And the last one, Henry Pym, is the son of Ant-Man/Giant Man & Wasp.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorHisDaughter.jpg
TORUNN: "Oh Daddy I had a horrible nightmare!"
THOR: "It's alright my child, I've got you now."
TORUNN: "Hey wait a minute, why the Hell am I turning to you for love & comfort & support? You're a slacker dead beat dad who walked out on me after you pawned me off on your old friend Iron Man and on top of that you ultimately turned out to be a false hero who turned his back on the Earth and left your so called best friends to die! At least that's what this particular story makes you out to be. And after all that you think you can just waltz in here and play the loving parent?! You suck! When I'm old enough I am so taking you to court and suing you for emotional damages! And another thing - I'm glad the Hulk kicked your ass in Hulk Vs! You deserved it!"
THOR: "I'm going to kill whoever wrote this piece of junk DTV."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorStillStrikingAPose.jpg
THOR: "I still can't believe Marvel & Lionsgate wasted all that money on a DTV about a bunch of children who don't even exist in the main Marvel universe and probably never will exist in the Marvel universe when they could have spent that money on showcasing real Marvel characters such as a solo venture for myself, or Captain America, or Daredevil, or Hell even Ms. Marvel & Wonder Man. And what exactly did I do to them to deserve being portrayed as a slacker dead beat father who came up with lame excuses for not raising his daughter, failed his friends and failed the world of mortals? And if that wasn't bad enough, they rig my battle with the Hulk in Hulk Vs. because they don't have a proper handle on my character. Sigh. These have been dark times for me. My only hope is that Kenneth Brannagh can turn it around."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg
THOR: "These Are Your Avengers."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
THOR [off screen]: "These are your Avengers on Drugs. Any questions?"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorStrikesAPose.jpg
And I have no idea what to do with this one.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: "You can't be called 'The Enchantress' if you don't have assets like mine."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Next Avengers roast.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: Let´s face it, there could be a 100 more captions with this pic, they wouldn´t even need to be funny, and you still wouldn´t take your eyes off of them!

[Panthro]

Thanks UF!
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AThorChokingLoki.jpg
THOR: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich! I want the cold Mexican beer! I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: Let´s face it, there could be a 100 more captions with this pic, they wouldn´t even need to be funny, and you still wouldn´t take your eyes off of them!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: "I'm a semi-evil sorceress vixen by day, a porn star by night and a supermodel on the weekend. Oh yes, I multitask, and I look damn good while doing it."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: Yeah, superhero comics are usually aimed at male readers, how did you guess?

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/162.jpg
TORUNN: Oh great, with those metal things no one will want to grope those!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: Yeah, superhero comics are usually aimed at male readers, how did you guess?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/162.jpg
TORUNN: Oh great, with those metal things no one will want to grope those!
Muwahahaha, poor Torunn.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AFalconPunchingThor.jpg
THOR: "If you ever touch Sif or Amora or even Jane Foster again, I'll exile you to 20th Century Fox!"
HULK: "Oh come on dude, that is just cruel, even by your stepbrother Loki's standards!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ABeardedThor.jpg
THOR: "I have you my child."
TORUNN: "I'm being rescued by He-Man?"
THOR: "Oh f*** you!" [throws Torunn off the rainbow bridge to her death]



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-THORS-MOVING-CASTLE-CLEAN-SHAVE.jpg
THOR: "To Infinity... And Beyond!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Love the Fox and He-Man ones.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AmoraFanservice.jpg
AMORA: Call me evil. will ya? Who do you think rubbed THOSE on Martin Campbell´s face and made him give up on casting Justin Tymberlake as Green Lantern?

[ultimatefan]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7458/zomthor10.jpg
THOR: Yes, the God of Thunder has just heard that Natalie Portman has been cast as Jane Foster, how did you guess?