New MTV clip

[Episode29]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPbAb-gSOwQ

LOL. We may have a new Avengers `98 on our hands.

[JokerLedger]

Meh... wasn't that bad.
Those suits are still god-awful though

[Golgo-13]

Just went i thought things couldn't get any worst....:csad:

[bunk]

Was the audio out of sync for anyone else?

[Mantis Rapture]

Holy sheeeeeeeeeeaaaaat.

WTF are those guys wearing?

Awfull. This will be Power Rangers: The Movie bad.

[ChickenScratch]

That just looks silly.

[xwolverine2]

wow that CGI is from 2002....lol
i better not hear anyone say "they will improve the CG!"

"nice shoes".... oh god...

[Iron_Stark]

"Nice shoes" LOL, oh man, this looks like ass.

[terry78]

Well, to be fair, Baroness from the cartoon would have said some **** like that.

[The Guard]

That's sort of what I was thinking. Not real sure how to feel about this from a 40 second clip that's been chopped up.

[Johann Krauss]

I liked it

[MessiahDecoy123]

Well, to be fair, Baroness from the cartoon would have said some **** like that.
No she wouldn't.

[terry78]

No she wouldn't.

Is that right?

[xwolverine2]

Well, to be fair, Baroness from the cartoon would have said some **** like that.

i wouldnt know. Never watched the cartoon.. and now after this, i dont ever plan to

lol, no excuse for ****** lines

[powerbomb1411]

I am unhappy. I have been looking forward to this movie for months. But once I watched the full trailer, then saw the international one sheet, and now this clip.

I think I need to go read some of the IDW comics. And watch G.I. Joe Resolute.

The one thing I do think was done well in this clip was the movement on the suits. Not a fan of the suits, but they seem to move fluidly.

[Episode29]

The one thing I do think was done well in this clip was the movement on the suits. Not a fan of the suits, but they seem to move fluidly.

What the???! Are you serious?:huh:

[Crook]

"nice shoes".... oh god...

"Nice shoes" LOL, oh man, this looks like ass.
Not to excuse such a generic one-liner, but it's practically standard for every action movie to have stupid quips such as those. Even BB had a fair share of them ("I've gotta get me one of those").

Those power suits look god-awful though. But Sienna looks fine. I'm seeing it for the sake of curiosity and Sienna's body in leather. :up:

[Timstuff]

It wasn't bad, but it was very short. Need moar, plz.

[dark_b]

people saying that she would say this in the cartoon need to slap themselfs.

is this a cartoon? this is a movie for the masses.


if this movie doesnt bomb .....

[louiebling$]

Tha clip didnt pummp me up to see it at all... the only reason i will see it is to see Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow go at it... thats it :o

[powerbomb1411]

What the???! Are you serious?:huh:

Yes, they don't look the best, but their movement looks smooth and fluid.

[Still A ThorFan]

Can you imagine how f'n bad the rest of the movie is? This is a damn shame.

[Shadow-Guardian]

Screencaps plz.

[4NutzinYoface]

Tha clip didnt pummp me up to see it at all... the only reason i will see it is to see Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow go at it... thats it :o

Ok...wait just a DAMN minute here....Snake Eyes an Storm Shadow.....bone in this movie :huh: ..alright really this is the last straw..Sommers officially needs to get strung up and beaten with a sack of doorknobs...geezus almighty...aren't they cousins..or brothers or something, i mean really!




Also..truth be told I thought that clip was pretty bad ass...DONT get me wrong those suits DO look like a ****** Power Rangers kinda situation (I personally think if the faces were covered up a bit more in some fashion they wouldn't look as goofy or something I dont know what it is..perhaps its the bland colours too...I dunno can't put my finger on it) and although the sound was out of sync the action beats were pretty cool..not sure how much they chopped up in that clip but yeah...I thought it was awesome how Storm Shadow throws the ninja stars at the guards..so people die in this thats cool...and the way he gets tackled by Ripcord after he shoots that bad ass missle launcher with the green nanomite thingies....I dunno I thought it was kinda cool.

...the movie as a whole though........sigh....well lets just say I'm not holdin' my breath.

I mean I guess ultimately I would love for Sommers and Co. to have actually made a pretty decent spot on G.I. Joe movie that when you saw clips/photos from it it was unmistakebly Joe...but I would settle for a movie that although doesn't look like Joe IS infact the characters and whatnot but ...is just really ******' cool you know? Honestly though all kidding aside about Sommers, he does have some cool ideas and I think the guy has cool intentions..he's like a big kid playing with action figures which is what I like, but his execution and the way he just layyyys on the cheese with his stupid humor ruins his projects.....Mummy and Mummy 2 were pretty bad ass (especially the action in M2..it was amazing!) but Van Helsing?....BRUTAL!!!

[Lord_Lemon]

What are they doing to my fondest childhood cartoon... :csad:

[Gatchamanjp]

YO JOE!!! I love that clip, and the new Accelerator Suits, make the Joes look like a team of...Iron Men. I cannot wait to see...G.I. Joe Rise Of Cobra, as it looks...Epic in scope.

[Silver Knight]

Meh I did not mind it.

[Shadow-Guardian]

Can we get some screencaps? I can't view the video.

[Symbiotic]

Going by that clip, this is definitely a Stephen Sommers film. I'm trying to remain optimistic.

[Theweepeople]

I guess the clip was okay except for a few things. The "nice shoes" line is horrid and the scene of Ripcord tackling Storm Shadow through a wall looked stupid. Hopefully, the other action sequences are better than this one.

[DOG LIPS]

Was the audio out of sync for anyone else?

Yeah, the audio was bad for me as well.


It looks like I figured. Big Sommers' action, bad Sommers' CGI, and bad Sommers' one-liners. Something about Marlon Wayans slamming Storm Shadow makes me sad. :csad:

Holy CRAP Sienna is HOT. :wow::wow:

[Episode29]

YO JOE!!! I love that clip, and the new Accelerator Suits, make the Joes look like a team of...Iron Men. I cannot wait to see...G.I. Joe Rise Of Cobra, as it looks...Epic in scope.

Fleed, is that you???:wow:

[Gatchamanjp]

Episode29, Yes...I am he.

[Chewy]

I don't know which is more shocking - how bad this clip is, or the fact that fleed is real

[Episode29]

Episode29, Yes...I am he.

Glorious.:bow:

[Vile]

BWA HAHAHAHA.

Oh, Summers.

[Ipodman]

Looks horrible to me... could be worst than Dragonball Evolution imo

[Ratcrawler]

It looks fun. "Real American Heroes" was a nice touch.

[AnimatedFury]

Looks better than Van Helsing, worse than every other movie.

[Figs]

Tha clip didnt pummp me up to see it at all... the only reason i will see it is to see Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow go at it... thats it :o

Same here.

On a side note is it just me or does anyone else think of the term "blockhead" whenever they see Channing Tatum?

[dark_b]

am i the only one who noticed really really bad acting from ''this'' Sienna?

its like she couldnt hold the big gun.

[Figs]

am i the only one who noticed really really bad acting from ''this'' Sienna?

its like she couldnt hold the big gun.

I'm not surprised. Yet another actress to bunch with the majority of them that are all looks and little to no actual talent.

[Timstuff]

Who cares? She's got a nice butt so no-one will notice her bad acting, just like with Megan Fox in Transformers.

[Iron_Stark]

How or why did she go into the building wearing clear glasses and end up on the roof with sun glasses?

[The Guard]

Because her glasses are high tech glasses. She can use them as infrared, the tint can be altered, etc.

Seriously.

[terry78]

Those glasses were never just fashion statements. They're tech.

[The Guard]

Frankly, this is 40 seconds, and just isn't enough for me to make a realistic assessment of how good this movie will be.

It's not great, but it's also 40 seconds, cut to hell for a "sneak peek".

It's not the worst thing ever seen on film.

The Accelerator Suits actually look and work a lot better than I thought they would, and Storm Shadow does look pretty badass.

As for the "nice shoes", line...it's not something I'd write a character saying, nor would most of us, but its not exactly groanworthy. I don't see anything resembling "bad acting" yet.

Still hoping for a movie that's at least fun.

[dark_b]

its strange because the movie looks expensive, but we still dont like the CGI

how is Sommers doing this?

[javphonic]

I didn't anticipate this film to be a tiny bit interesting, the trailer is awesome and I think it may actually be a solid film (hopefully it won't dissapoint)

[Timstuff]

How or why did she go into the building wearing clear glasses and end up on the roof with sun glasses?

Transitions Lenses™

[The Guard]

Heh.

[protocida]

I wonder why Baroness and Storm Shadow need to break into the building and having to deal with the Joes, if they have to giant spaceships who could fly to Eiffell Tower and shoot the warhead from there...

[bunk]

In the trailer it shows huge rockets coming out of the ground which is what I figured hit the ET. I guess those are used for something else.

[protocida]

^Yep.

[TheVileOne]

What was the point of Baroness even going into the building if all they needed to was have Storm Shadow shoot the tower with the launcher? Did the Baroness' box activate the machines or what?

[The Guard]

In the script The Baroness has her scientist husband do something for her to weaponize those nanites before firing the missle at the Eiffel tower. Maybe they're just combining those sequences.

[protocida]

Have you read the Script?

[The Guard]

One of them. Actually, several of them.

[dark_b]

i think this was edited to make a short version. the clip makes no sense because they are jumping around.
in the movie it will look different.


i guess they will get my money because i am obsessed with action and CGI

[RedIsNotBlue]

Not to excuse such a generic one-liner, but it's practically standard for every action movie to have stupid quips such as those. Even BB had a fair share of them ("I've gotta get me one of those").

Except that one makes you smirk or chuckle.

I gotta say I am not a huge fan of G.I. Joe but I am familiar with Stephen Sommers and I gotta say I expected a huge pile of ****...and it looks like the mission was accomplished. Mediocre CGI, script seems the same, teh ****ty $uper $uits, acting is awful I would have to say that is the worst I have seen from this. Channing Tatum's line delivery is painful. But...from the looks of it it will make a nice chunk of change and it looks very Michael Bayish which I guess is a good thing to some people. **** blowin' up oh yeahz!

[The Guard]

I don't remember anyone who wasn't a blithering idiot actually chuckling or smiling when Gordon said "I have gotta get me one of those", a line blatantly ripped from INDEPENDENCE DAY and about a dozen other films.

The script for GI JOE isn't great, but it's not exactly generic.

The worst acting you've seen? Really?

What's so horrible about the CGI? I keep hearing this, and I keep wondering exactly what people are talking about. Even stuff that should look COMPLETELY ridiculous (dodging missles, climbing walls in suits, etc) looks well rendered.

[RedIsNotBlue]

The script isn't great, but it's not exactly generic.

The worst acting you've seen?

Really?

What's so horrible about the CGI?

I don't know about the actual plot or anything I haven't really been following this movie at all but I am talking about the lines I have seen. The nice shoes line seems out of leftfield to just try and give Miller something funny to say.

And I didn't say it is the worst acting I have ever seen but its the worst thing I have seen for G.I. Joe overall. I think Channing Tatum as a leading man is teh suck. He is another pretty boy actor with no range.

The horrible thing about the CGI is that like in The Mummy movies or Van Helsing Sommers overuses the **** out of it instead of only using it when necessary he seems to WANT to use it whenever he can and it comes off as cartoony looking he uses it so much.

And thanks for calling me an idiot.

[The Guard]

I didn't call you an idiot. Read my statement again.

"Nice shoes", unlike Batman's "nice coat", is clearly not meant to actually be funny, because it's not set up at all or reacted to, it's just a throwaway line, although she does act it for a moment, pausing to recognize the moment, etc.

It's basically just a line to show that yes, Ana is engaged in an evil enterprise, but that she's also a woman. There are several moments throughout the script where her "evil" is called into question, and one that comes right after this sequence on the rooftop with Duke. It isn't anything groundbreaking, and it's not meant to be.

And I didn't say it is the worst acting I have ever seen but its the worst thing I have seen for G.I. Joe overall.

I think Channing Tatum as a leading man is teh suck. He is another pretty boy actor with no range.

So's someone like Sam Worthington, and he's continually praised. There are a ton of actors in the business without much real range. I don't see how acting range has much to do with playing a singleminded soldier, but hey, that could just be me.

Yeah, it makes me long for the GI RESOLUTE style of acting. Everyone trying their best to sound like the same 350 pound chainsmoking warrior God.

Oh...wait...

[RedIsNotBlue]

I don't remember anyone who wasn't a blithering idiot actually chuckling or smiling when Gordon said "I have gotta get me one of those"

...

"Nice shoes", unlike Batman's "nice coat", is clearly not meant to actually be funny, because it's not set up at all or reacted to, it's just a throwaway line, although she does act it for a moment, pausing to recognize the moment, etc.

It's meant to be funny and fails. Can't convince me otherwise unless you wrote the script yourself sorry.

So's someone like Sam Worthington, and he's continually praised. There are a ton of actors in the business without much real range. I don't see how acting range has much to do with playing a singleminded soldier, but hey, that could just be me.

Yeah, it makes me long for the GI RESOLUTE style of acting. Everyone trying their best to sound like the same 350 pound chainsmoking warrior God.

Oh...wait...

Yep actually you got me on this one. Don't know why I should expect Oscar caliber acting with a big pile of **** like this.

And I have no idea what RESOLUTE is but okay.

[The Guard]

...

I don't personally recall anyone who didn't strike me as a blithering idiot or of low intelligence laughing at this scene. I feel that this scene is pandering beyond measure, and the people I noticed who did laugh at it struck me as the type of people who laugh at any attempt of humor. I.E, what I consider to be blithering idiots.

It's meant to be funny and fails. Can't convince me otherwise unless you wrote the script yourself sorry.

Perhaps, but there are different levels of humor, and attempts at it.

There are small ironies, which audiences aren't meant to actually laugh at. "Nice shoes", "nice coat", etc.

There are lowbrow jokes, which are generally designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator or those who writers apparently though would get bored when things like giant tanks roaring past happened. Things that have nothing to do with a particular character's story or personality, that can be broadly applied, like "I have got to get me one of these!", "Dayumm!", "Whoaaaaa!" and the like.

There are actual attempts at jokes, which writers bother set up during the story, and then have a punchline, and are meant to be funny. Stuff like Morgan Freeman's "Didn't you get the memo?" falls into this category.

There are ongoing jokes, that are set up over the course of a film and consistently played for laughs.

And many more. There are all kinds of humor. Just because a writer wanted you to notice the lighter side of a character doesn't mean they were ever trying to make you bust out laughing.

Hell, if every bit of humor was actually supposed to tickle our funny bones, then half of THE DARK KNIGHT's humor would fail miserably.

And I have no idea what RESOLUTE is but okay.

GI JOE: RESOLUTE. An animated version of the mythos that fans seem to think the movie should have been more like.

[bunk]

I doubt the shoes line is meant for laughs. It's like the cop in TDK "have a nice trip, see you next fall". It's not to meant to actually be laughed at.

[protocida]

"Nice coat" was quite funny.

"Nice shoes" was... Bad acted.

[Raiden]

Those suits look so fake and make the movie seemed more comedic than it intented to be. And what's up with Stormshadow walking around sans his mask and costume? He looks as bad as the maskless Destro. At least Sienna Miller is insanely hot. Too bad that alone won't salvage the movie.

[The Guard]

"Nice coat" was quite funny.

"Nice shoes" was... Bad acted.

Elaborate on both these points please.

[terry78]

People were just expecting this to be TDK level of seriousness. Any property we loved as kids that gets turned into a movie, any iota of silliness in the flick is construed as a negative.

[CelticPredator]

Elaborate on both these points please.


BB's line was funny because the bum told Wayne that was a nice coat. Then he gave it to him.

When he saw the bum again, he replyed with the same line. Nice coat. LOLOMG.

[Vile]

This film would probably have a more positive reaction it if resembled GI Joe...even in the least.

Sadly, it does not.

Rename it 'Task Force Alpha' or 'Special OPs 2025' then maybe we'd be onto something.

[RedIsNotBlue]

People were just expecting this to be TDK level of seriousness. Any property we loved as kids that gets turned into a movie, any iota of silliness in the flick is construed as a negative.

Actually I was expecting a big mess especially since the director was announced. Hollywood seems to be cashing in on every idea that was popular when we were kids and that is what I expect...a cash in movie. They are developing a live action Where's Waldo and Stretch Armstrong too for god sakes and I am expecting those to be piles of **** as well. This looks exactly like Transformers. A big dumb action movie. Keep in mind I am not a G.I. Joe fan at all I am teh general public. Will it look pretty and have a lot of action? Of course. But as an overall execution of a movie it looks phail.

[nightwing06]

WOW that was extra cheesy

[dark_b]

Those suits look so fake and make the movie seemed more comedic than it intented to be. And what's up with Stormshadow walking around sans his mask and costume? He looks as bad as the maskless Destro. At least Sienna Miller is insanely hot. Too bad that alone won't salvage the movie.you mean in the action scenes? because they build real suits like that

[the gael]

is it me or does these suits look plastic made ? They are ridiculous. I'm glad Stephen Sommers learned me that in Paris, walls and windows are made of paper. He is right, replacing glass and cement by paper avoid injuries when a terrorist launch a plastic rocket against the blue scr... the Effeil Tower.

Sienna Miller's baroness is the only thing that seems good. And will probably be the only reason I will see that movie (well, I also like to see ridiculous cheesy B movie). She seems to have a lot of fun in her leather costume. Can't wait to see duke handcuff her.:whatever:

[Heretic]

My early opinion that this movie would be total garbage is getting more and more backup as time goes by.

This trailer SUCKS. The CGI is horrid. The action makes no sense. Plus, we keep hearing that the suits are used nce and then done away with, yet EVERY action scene we are shown has the suits.

I used to THINK that this movie would be terrible, but now I know...and knowing is half the battle...watching a bootleg is the other half.

[the gael]

Being serious, I have rarely seen so many continuity error in 42s of a blockbuster movie. Between the glasses that magicaly become sunglasses, the night at the beginning that turns out day in the end, the Baroness costume when she is in the car is clearly not the one she had in the rest of the scene and the architecture. (when the car stopped, we are in mediterranean renaissance place which becomes "Paris" without explanation)

It's really bad. If you add the stupid suits, the scene where Sienna Miller try unconvincingly to "use" a gun, the one when Storm Shadows crossed a visibly paper wall, I think Stephen Sommers should be ashamed by his work.

(And I won't even mention how bland and inexpressive Channing Tatum seems to be in all of we have seen)

I think the movie will be really bad.

[The Guard]

BB's line was funny because the bum told Wayne that was a nice coat. Then he gave it to him.

When he saw the bum again, he replyed with the same line. Nice coat. LOLOMG.

I assume this is sarcasm, because this line was neither funny or clever.

People were just expecting this to be TDK level of seriousness.

Wait...people wanted it to be, or were actually expecting it to be?

Expecting any remotely faithful version of GI JOE to be as serious as THE DARK KNIGHT is kind of silly. Nevermind that THE DARK KNIGHT had quite a bit of humor in it.

The day/night thing doesn't matter, because that's two different scenes. One of them appears to be when The Baroness arrives "home" to see her husband, and the other appears to be later in the script, when the missle is launched at the Eiffel Tower from whatever that building is.

The magically changing glasses is not a continuity error. It's her glasses changing their shade. She has high tech glasses.

"Plastic made"? Possibly. Are you unfamiliar with the term "prop" or "costume"?

Paper walls? I guess if the drywall you can clearly see there is considered paper...

What was so unconvincing about her use of the gun? She fired it in the air.

What's so horrid about the CGI?

Etc, etc, etc.

I'm starting to think some of you are just mad your slightly over the top cartoon/comic universe became an over the top movie.

[ClintF]

Being serious, I have rarely seen so many continuity error in 42s of a blockbuster movie. Between the glasses that magicaly become sunglasses, the night at the beginning that turns out day in the end, the Baroness costume when she is in the car is clearly not the one she had in the rest of the scene and the architecture. (when the car stopped, we are in mediterranean renaissance place which becomes "Paris" without explanation)

It's really bad. If you add the stupid suits, the scene where Sienna Miller try unconvincingly to "use" a gun, the one when Storm Shadows crossed a visibly paper wall, I think Stephen Sommers should be ashamed by his work.

(And I won't even mention how bland and inexpressive Channing Tatum seems to be in all of we have seen)

I think the movie will be really bad.

They are probably just transition glasses that are regular indoors and then fade to black for shade outside. I can overlook continuity errors being as that is far from the worst thing that appears wrong with this film, but Im going to hold back till I actually see the film before I pass total judgment. Lets all hope Sommers surprises us.

[RedIsNotBlue]

While I think this looks another big dumb action movie with a throwaway script I do think it is silly for people to point out continuation errors from an obviously heavily edited clip.

[dark_b]

Being serious, I have rarely seen so many continuity error in 42s of a blockbuster movie. Between the glasses that magicaly become sunglasses, the night at the beginning that turns out day in the end, the Baroness costume when she is in the car is clearly not the one she had in the rest of the scene and the architecture. (when the car stopped, we are in mediterranean renaissance place which becomes "Paris" without explanation)

It's really bad. If you add the stupid suits, the scene where Sienna Miller try unconvincingly to "use" a gun, the one when Storm Shadows crossed a visibly paper wall, I think Stephen Sommers should be ashamed by his work.

(And I won't even mention how bland and inexpressive Channing Tatum seems to be in all of we have seen)

I think the movie will be really bad.but this is a different scene at the beginning. the car parking is something different.


this is not a clip only. its more scenes edited together.

[CEREBRAL....]

:cmad: this movie they made is gonna pist me off!! How the hell do u f this up...where is the Baroness with her accent, just to name a few flaws!!.

[TheVileOne]

They don't build real suits that give you super powers.

[dark_b]

They don't build real suits that give you super powers.not with powers. but suits that they had on set.
since they will always jump i think they used them only 2 times. when they stand next to each other.

[AnorexicBatman]

Anybody else think that when the Iron-Man Robo cop ripoffs are dodging the missiles it would actually have been better if it was just Duke (Played by Sam Worthington) on a Motorcycle doing that?
Like an old school action scene and not a CGI mess?

[TheVileOne]

Sam Worthington? Whatever. I'm not a Sam Worthington fan. Channing Tatum is just the new Paul Walker.

[Jake Cassidy]

Worthington was Sommers' first choice to play Duke, but he decided to do Terminator instead. I think that's what AnorexicBatman is getting at.

Personally, I would've liked Cole Hauser as Duke. :yay:

[CelticPredator]

I assume this is sarcasm, because this line was neither funny or clever.


.

Sorta. The line isnt hilarious....maybe a eye roller at best...but the "shoes" line is just awful.

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

They don't build real suits that give you super powers.

http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2008-04/building-real-iron-man

[Bug-Eyed Earl]

:cmad: this movie they made is gonna pist me off!! How the hell do u f this up...where is the Baroness with her accent, just to name a few flaws!!.

She's American in this movie- she just married into nobility for er own evil purposes.

[블라스]

It actually makes me angry to see money WASTED on this POS when there's so many great projects waiting to be done.

[Vengeance of Bane]

Stephen Sommers and bad CGI go hand in hand.