View Full Version : 11-year-old graduates college
PyroChamber
06-05-2009, 02:16 PM
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/11-Year-Old-Graduates-From-LA-College.html?yhp=1
"I feel it's a waste of time playing video games because it's not helping humanity in any way," says the 11-year-oldWell excuse me for not helping the world.
Wiseman
06-05-2009, 02:19 PM
If I was ever sober I might feel like a loser while I read that but I'm not so whatever
Raiden
06-05-2009, 02:23 PM
Well, at least he likes Bruce Lee.
BatMatt
06-05-2009, 04:11 PM
why rush? Job market sucks six ways to the weekend
Eric Brooks
06-05-2009, 04:21 PM
kids going to regret that form of thinking down the road
you only get 1 childhood
The Darkness
06-05-2009, 04:28 PM
Kid is pretty stupid. Either everything helps humanity or it doesn't.
Prison Mike
06-05-2009, 04:35 PM
I'd be more impressed if he graduated from Harvard or Yale...
Nirvana
06-05-2009, 06:02 PM
Smart kid.
katie_girl09
06-05-2009, 08:57 PM
I feel so useless suddenly...
Wiseman
06-05-2009, 09:02 PM
I feel so useless suddenly...
Suddenly? I knew months ago that you were useless
just playin:oldrazz:
katie_girl09
06-05-2009, 09:09 PM
How did I know that you would respond, Wiseman? :p
spideyboy_1111
06-05-2009, 09:26 PM
I feel so useless suddenly...
me too.... my 3 year college is turning into a 6 :(
The Battousai
06-06-2009, 03:46 AM
Kid is pretty stupid. Either everything helps humanity or it doesn't.
By your standards, murder, rape, genocide, etc. would qualify as helping humanity.
Who's stupid here?
Immortalfire
06-06-2009, 05:47 AM
I'm going to dress in black, to be in mourning for this kid's lost childhood.
The Darkness
06-06-2009, 09:32 AM
Without murder, rape, genocide, etc. we wouldn't have forensics, certain laws, etc.
I am far from stupid.
Wiseman
06-06-2009, 09:36 AM
Without murder, rape, genocide, etc. we wouldn't have forensics, certain laws, etc.
I am far from stupid.
Without murder, rape, genocide, etc. we wouldn't need forensics, certain laws, etc.
The Darkness
06-06-2009, 09:38 AM
I anticipated that response, but not from you Wiseman.
That is the kind of logic kids who don't see the benefit in learning anything beyond the typical 5th grade curriculum maintain.
Many things can be applied to...well, many things.
Not exclusively what they are designed for.
Wiseman
06-06-2009, 09:42 AM
I anticipated that response, but not from you Wiseman.
That is the kind of logic kids who don't see the benefit in learning anything beyond the typical 5th grade curriculum maintain.
Many things can be applied to...well, many things.
Not exclusively what they are designed for.
I think that hurts more than anything anyone has ever told me on the hype
AnorexicBatman
06-06-2009, 10:01 AM
All work and no play make Moshe Kai Cavalin a dull boy...
He must be boring as hell...
Even Stephen Hawking plays Call Of Duty :hehe:
He's gonna regret it soon enough. The world will tear him down....
X-Ray
06-06-2009, 10:07 AM
"I feel it's a waste of time playing video games because it's not helping humanity in any way," says the 11-year-old
Aww, smart ass is missing out.
Anubis
06-06-2009, 10:35 AM
Eh, screw humanity.
Majic Walrus
06-06-2009, 10:36 AM
I think that hurts more than anything anyone has ever told me on the hype
Would if make you feel better if someone called you fat instead?
AnorexicBatman
06-06-2009, 10:38 AM
This kid is in real trouble....
His knowledge is bookish... he probably knows nothing of the world...
He considers simple entertainment like video games a waste because they do not help humanity which is an incredibly dumb thing to say.
He won't be able to get a job for another 7 years and god knows what he will do during that time. All his martial arts will be for naught when he is faced with the true horror of humanity...
Wiseman
06-06-2009, 10:57 AM
Would if make you feel better if someone called you fat instead?
Yes, yes it would
katie_girl09
06-06-2009, 11:04 AM
I anticipated that response, but not from you Wiseman.
That is the kind of logic kids who don't see the benefit in learning anything beyond the typical 5th grade curriculum maintain.
Many things can be applied to...well, many things.
Not exclusively what they are designed for.
But wouldn't we have found a way to develop those things even without crime?
Sentinel X
06-06-2009, 11:54 AM
This kid is in real trouble....
His knowledge is bookish... he probably knows nothing of the world...
He considers simple entertainment like video games a waste because they do not help humanity which is an incredibly dumb thing to say.
He won't be able to get a job for another 7 years and god knows what he will do during that time. All his martial arts will be for naught when he is faced with the true horror of humanity...
Hahaha...hardly. He wasn't socially awkward in his interview nor did he have an ego. He is a normal kid who happens to be very smart (hence his different tastes in entertainment.)
I think its good that he has that mentality...because America is going to be screwed a few years from now due to it's poor education system.
By the way, since when does an 11 year old know anything about the world? :huh:
The Battousai
06-06-2009, 01:18 PM
Without murder, rape, genocide, etc. we wouldn't have forensics, certain laws, etc.
I am far from stupid.
So you think you're utilitarian? :funny:
the_ultimate_evil
06-06-2009, 02:45 PM
i hate kids like this, 11 year old going on 40
seriously it's all good and well he's so smart but he's going to miss so much on life experience you don't get from books
The Darkness
06-06-2009, 11:42 PM
The moral worth of an action is determined solely by its contribution to overall utility: that is, its contribution to happiness or pleasure as summed among all people.
Gamma Ray
06-07-2009, 02:18 AM
Yeah, he missed out on his best years and he's only 11.
He's so naive.
JustABill
06-07-2009, 02:24 AM
I bet he gets picked on by EVERY kid he runs into. He maybe super smart, but he more than likely has no sort of idea what the social world is like.
Poetic Chaos
06-07-2009, 02:57 AM
But can he kick MY ass?
Team Andino
06-07-2009, 03:05 AM
Video games a waste of time??? I'd like to see this kid defeat Psyco Mantis without anyone telling him how!!!:cmad:
Anyway the kid just skipped the most important part of a persons life. Now his kids will suffer cause there dad can't connect with them since he'll constantly make them study an not get to play games or hang out with friends playing ball. That is if he can even find a chick that can get over his lack of people skills
AnorexicBatman
06-07-2009, 03:38 AM
Never overstep your boundaries.... otherwise you will fall of the edge...
I hope he gets mugged...
Majic Walrus
06-07-2009, 10:10 AM
Video games a waste of time??? I'd like to see this kid defeat Psyco Mantis without anyone telling him how!!!:cmad:
Anyway the kid just skipped the most important part of a persons life. Now his kids will suffer cause there dad can't connect with them since he'll constantly make them study an not get to play games or hang out with friends playing ball. That is if he can even find a chick that can get over his lack of people skills
Dude let his balls drop before you make fun of his lady skills. :o
The Guard
06-07-2009, 10:18 AM
What's with all the judging?
Is that jealousy I detect?
Tyrinus
06-07-2009, 10:58 AM
It's an art degree...that doesn't count for anything. He's going to end up getting burned out eventually and things will go downhill. Sad really.
Huh? Does he think he can save humanity?
AnorexicBatman
06-07-2009, 12:03 PM
You know what a real child prodigy is like?
17 year old Ensign Chekov of the USS Enterprise....
Now HE saved humanity... suck on that...
the_ultimate_evil
06-07-2009, 12:22 PM
It's an art degree...that doesn't count for anything. He's going to end up getting burned out eventually and things will go downhill. Sad really.
hey my BA honours in art and design and HND in graphic design were a real ***** to get:cmad:
Majic Walrus
06-07-2009, 02:27 PM
It's an art degree...that doesn't count for anything. He's going to end up getting burned out eventually and things will go downhill. Sad really.
So what's your degree in?
katie_girl09
06-07-2009, 02:47 PM
It's an art degree...that doesn't count for anything. He's going to end up getting burned out eventually and things will go downhill. Sad really.
Wow. That's ignorant. Have you honestly bought into that ideal that only a science or business degree with get you places?
FaT_tONle
06-07-2009, 04:30 PM
I love how the posters here feel they have to bash a kid that as probably accomplished more in his eleven years than most people in their lifetimes. So he doesn't play video games... all of a sudden he will be deprived of his childhood??? Since playing video games surely go a long way in developing the social life... :whatever:
Ghostvirus
06-07-2009, 04:36 PM
Video games pretty much lack creativity & originality these days anyway. I don't blame him.
The Battousai
06-07-2009, 04:39 PM
Video games pretty much lack creativity & originality these days anyway. I don't blame him.
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http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/sc-conviction-extended-gameplay/319680
Majic Walrus
06-07-2009, 04:42 PM
I love how the posters here feel they have to bash a kid that as probably accomplished more in his eleven years than most people in their lifetimes. So he doesn't play video games... all of a sudden he will be deprived of his childhood??? Since playing video games surely go a long way in developing the social life... :whatever:
I bet he wouldn't know A,B,A,B, Up, Down, Left, Right, Up, Up, Down, Down, Select, Start. :oldrazz:
Sentinel X
06-07-2009, 07:17 PM
I love how the posters here feel they have to bash a kid that as probably accomplished more in his eleven years than most people in their lifetimes. So he doesn't play video games... all of a sudden he will be deprived of his childhood??? Since playing video games surely go a long way in developing the social life... :whatever:
They're jealous.
"Oh my gawd....you probably have a 180+ IQ, you've graduated college and I haven't yet....and you're only 11!!!!!
.....wait he doesn't like videogames!?! I feel sorry for you, you have no social life!"
errmmm okay. Apparantly a 60 second clip that includes you saying "I don't like videogames" means you have no social life and will grow up to be a misfit :up:
AlteredEgo
06-07-2009, 07:32 PM
They're jealous.
"Oh my gawd....you probably have a 180+ IQ, you've graduated college and I haven't yet....and you're only 11!!!!!
.....wait he doesn't like videogames!?! I feel sorry for you, you have no social life!"
errmmm okay. Apparantly a 60 second clip that includes you saying "I don't like videogames" means you have no social life and will grow up to be a misfit :up:
i dunno, it's not just that he "doesn't like video games" it's that he views them as a waste of time because they "dont benefit humanity". i mean, all id ask is that he lighten up a bit maybe. maybe break out the old snes and play some super mario brothers. nobody can not like super mario brothers. :o
Ghostvirus
06-07-2009, 07:38 PM
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@ 00:54
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/sc-conviction-extended-gameplay/319680
Well that did look pretty cool, but considering game developers are most times better at selling a game than making one (Looking at you Molyneux!) I can't really get excited.
I bet he wouldn't know A,B,A,B, Up, Down, Left, Right, Up, Up, Down, Down, Select, Start. :oldrazz:
I believe it is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
Anubis
06-07-2009, 07:40 PM
Or Select Start if you're playing co-op.
I don't really care about this one way or the other. It's just, "doesn't benefit humanity." It does benefit humanity. It benefits us by keeping people entertained so they don't go out and start shooting people. And plus, you know, you can only masturbate so much. :o
Ghostvirus
06-07-2009, 07:46 PM
Interesting I usually use the Contra code to help my masturbation.:o
Majic Walrus
06-07-2009, 08:15 PM
Well that did look pretty cool, but considering game developers are most times better at selling a game than making one (Looking at you Molyneux!) I can't really get excited.
I believe it is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
I want to compliment you. Dork.
Shemtov
06-07-2009, 08:53 PM
He's Like Spock Jr.
"It is Illogical to play video games. They serve no purpose."
Anubis
06-07-2009, 09:16 PM
Sheldon Cooper is the only Super Genius worth a damn, and he never misses Halo night. :o
AnorexicBatman
06-07-2009, 09:40 PM
I bet he is a real bore to talk to. All his knowledge derived solely from books.
No ideas of his own. Forget games, what about literature?
Isn't that a waste of time too? How does it help humanity?
If he wants to help humanity... become a politician...
Also, I agree with other posters that the worst part is that he missed his childhood.
That is truly sad...
AnorexicBatman
06-07-2009, 09:43 PM
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even understand what he has studied completely. Maybe he does to an extent and the rest must have been memorized by wrote
Anubis
06-07-2009, 09:47 PM
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katie_girl09
06-08-2009, 02:13 AM
Jeez! This thread is starting to reek of jealousy! :p
Majic Walrus
06-08-2009, 07:01 AM
I bet he is a real bore to talk to. All his knowledge derived solely from books.
No ideas of his own. Forget games, what about literature?
Isn't that a waste of time too? How does it help humanity?
If he wants to help humanity... become a politician...
Also, I agree with other posters that the worst part is that he missed his childhood.
That is truly sad...
Most people smarter than you are....
Ghostvirus
06-08-2009, 10:06 AM
Oh Snap! The Majic Walrus just showed the disappearing dignity trick!
the_ultimate_evil
06-08-2009, 10:27 AM
I don't think the majority of the posts in the thread are jealousy, whats to be jealous about so he got through college at 11 good for him, he's not the first and wont be the last
what annoyed most people was the arrogance in the way he put himself across, thats why i feel sorry for him yeah he may be smarter than me but he's missed out on a lot of his life he will never get back
Raiden
06-08-2009, 10:31 AM
I wonder why this kid would do anything fun in his life, such as watching a movie, because it clearly doesn't "help the humanity".
Ahura Mazda
06-08-2009, 10:40 AM
Well it is quite admirable the efforts he has gone through. In any case, he is planning to take a year off so he can practice his martial arts and dedicate himself to winning martial arts tournaments before attending a University.
He is incredibly smart and has aptitudes which include physical talents. He is someone to be admired not criticised because he does not deem video games all important (which is probably the view of his parents).
LastSunrise1981
06-08-2009, 10:54 AM
Man, I thought this kid was graduating like Tony Stark or something. :csad:
Majic Walrus
06-08-2009, 11:00 AM
Oh Snap! The Majic Walrus just showed the disappearing dignity trick!
*takes a bow*
AnorexicBatman
06-08-2009, 11:04 AM
OOF!!! Right in the heart.. You win this time Walrus... *maniacal laughter*
The Guard
06-08-2009, 07:25 PM
I don't think the majority of the posts in the thread are jealousy, whats to be jealous about so he got through college at 11 good for him, he's not the first and wont be the last.
I don't know, his sheer profiecency at music, science, and martial arts?
There's an obvious air of people being uncomfortable with this kid's success, and a need to tear him down in some fashion, and that's kind of sad.
what annoyed most people was the arrogance in the way he put himself across, thats why i feel sorry for him yeah he may be smarter than me but he's missed out on a lot of his life he will never get back.
What's he missed out on? How do you know for sure?
And what arrogance? He's not arrogant at all, he's simply got an eleven year old's grasp on public presentation. Which means he thinks everything you say has to sound profound. Listen to any 10 or 11 year old who is interviewed about anything. They try to make a speech out of it. When adults act like that, we think they're arrogant. When kids act like that, it tends to be cute to watch them bumble through it.
So he doesn't like video games.
He doesn't think it betters humanity.
Who.
Cares?
A lot of people don't like things. Should we condemn them for not liking the same things we do?
TNC9852002
06-08-2009, 07:54 PM
This further supports the theory of east Asians being of an alien hybrid species.
Majin Boo
06-08-2009, 10:48 PM
and I bet that loser can't even get laid
Majic Walrus
06-08-2009, 11:11 PM
and I bet that loser can't even get laid
At first I thought this was hilarious because he's only 11 and probably is less interested in sex than video games...
Then I got really sad because I realized that I'm married and he'll probably get laid before I get laid again. :csad:
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