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Panthro
01-01-2011, 05:03 PM
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/tomar-re.jpg
TOMAR-RE: "To Be... Or Not To Be... That Is The Question..."

dnno1
01-01-2011, 10:07 PM
You mean "to beak or not to beak..."

dnno1
01-05-2011, 12:27 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/812688-red_lanterns_large.jpg
Attrocitus: "Thank you Green Lantern, for giving us exposure. Now we have our own comic book."

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e103/BuddhaJ/TV/Justice%20League/Hal_Jordan.png
Hal Jordan: "Wow! I didn't know that you guys would be that popular. Thanks for the thanks."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/812688-red_lanterns_large.jpg
Attrocitus: "You are welcome. Let us give you something as a token of our appreciation. Dex-star?"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Red%20Lanterns/DexStar-550x.jpg

Panthro
01-05-2011, 01:13 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/812688-red_lanterns_large.jpg
Attrocitus: "Thank you Green Lantern, for giving us exposure. Now we have our own comic book."

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e103/BuddhaJ/TV/Justice%20League/Hal_Jordan.png
Hal Jordan: "Wow! I didn't know that you guys would be that popular. Thanks for the thanks."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/812688-red_lanterns_large.jpg
Attrocitus: "You are welcome. Let us give you something as a token of our appreciation. Dex-star?"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Red%20Lanterns/DexStar-550x.jpg
Hehehe

I'll beak next time d. :cwink:

Mondragon
01-06-2011, 01:45 AM
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5247/glmine.jpg

ultimatefan
01-08-2011, 05:25 AM
Great stuff guys, especially the Attrocitus one!

ultimatefan
01-08-2011, 05:27 AM
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/tomar-re.jpg
TOMAR-RE: Poor Horatio, I knew him well. Thatīs how I could find his invisible skull.

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/tomar-re.jpg
TOMAR-RE: How come I look like a cross between a bird, a lizard and a man? Actually, thatīs a funny story, it was a prom night...

ultimatefan
01-08-2011, 05:43 AM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/812688-red_lanterns_large.jpg
ATTROCITUS: Hah, weīre the main villains in the animated series!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/hector.JPG
HECTOR: And Iīm the main villain in the movie!


http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/sinestro.JPG
SINESTRO: Wait a minute, Iīm the Green Lantern universeīs greatest villain! What the hell is going on here, am I being turned into Klutz in Apocalypse Now?!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/hal5.JPG
HAL: Well, if we look at your character, it kinda makes sense. You could even pull a Brando and "stretch", if you know what I mean...

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/sinestro.JPG
SINESTRO: Go to hell.

dnno1
01-08-2011, 10:49 AM
http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/kilowog-stares.jpg
Kilowog: "Okay, you poozers, round table."

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/sinestro.JPG
Sinestro: "While on vacation, I caugh a Patabaluz this big."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Green%20Lantern/blake-lively-green-lantern-trailer-with-ryan-reynolds-olsen-twins-news-com-300x300.jpg
Hal Jordan: "What's a Patabaluz?"

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/sinestro.JPG
Sinestro: "On Korugar, it's a big fish. About this big."

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/hal5.JPG
Hal Jordan: "Well, that's nothing, the swordfish I caught last month was this big."

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/sinestro.JPG
Sinestro: "Wow!"

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/hal5.JPG
Hal Jordan: "I know, right?"

http://vrempire.com/Image/BlogImg/20110104-TomarRe/Green-Lantern-Tomar-Re-01.jpg
Tomar Re: "Well that's nothing. My wife is part fish, and I caught her in a bar... She's 7' tall."

ultimatefan
01-08-2011, 11:31 AM
^hehehehehehehehehehehe

Panthro
01-08-2011, 07:14 PM
All those gags were great.

ultimatefan
01-13-2011, 06:02 AM
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/slylikefx123/johanson.jpg
SCARJO: You worthless sack of s***!! Youīre the worst creature in the universe and Iīll blow your evil mind out of existence for good!!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/sinestro.JPG
SINESTRO: Hah, do you really think you could kill the most powerful, most brilliant supervillain in the universe with a mere handgun?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/slylikefx123/johanson.jpg
SCARJO: I wasnīt talking to YOU, green fruit!! I mean that horny old b**** who stole my husband!!

http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l370/shadowwolf16/sandra_bullock.jpg
SANDRA BULLOCK: Oh, Miss "sexiest young actress" is pissed cuz I pulled a major cougar strike on her hubby? Uh, scary!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/hal5.JPG
HAL: Cīmon, girls, thereīs no reason for violence or trash talk, we can all get together in peace, hug, kiss each other...

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/slylikefx123/johanson.jpg
SCARJO: That does it, "Green Lantern", Iīll go Lorena Bobbit on your "power battery"!!

Panthro
01-13-2011, 05:43 PM
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/slylikefx123/johanson.jpg
SCARJO: You worthless sack of s***!! Youīre the worst creature in the universe and Iīll blow your evil mind out of existence for good!!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/sinestro.JPG
SINESTRO: Hah, do you really think you could kill the most powerful, most brilliant supervillain in the universe with a mere handgun?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/slylikefx123/johanson.jpg
SCARJO: I wasnīt talking to YOU, green fruit!! I mean that horny old b**** who stole my husband!!

http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l370/shadowwolf16/sandra_bullock.jpg
SANDRA BULLOCK: Oh, Miss "sexiest young actress" is pissed cuz I pulled a major cougar strike on her hubby? Uh, scary!

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/hal5.JPG
HAL: Cīmon, girls, thereīs no reason for violence or trash talk, we can all get together in peace, hug, kiss each other...

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n308/slylikefx123/johanson.jpg
SCARJO: That does it, "Green Lantern", Iīll go Lorena Bobbit on your "power battery"!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

ultimatefan
01-15-2011, 07:01 AM
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5247/glmine.jpg
REYNOLDS: Forget it guys, thereīs no way Iīm gonna borrow Blake Lively!

ultimatefan
01-15-2011, 07:02 AM
http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads//2010/08/kilowog-stares.jpg

Keith Richards? Nah, but I get that a lot.

Panthro
01-15-2011, 05:44 PM
Hehe, funny stuff guys.

ultimatefan
01-16-2011, 06:01 AM
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5247/glmine.jpg
Letīs make a deal: whoever makes the best "myyyy preeeecioooooousssss!" impression gets the ring!

Panthro
01-16-2011, 05:20 PM
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5247/glmine.jpg
Letīs make a deal: whoever makes the best "myyyy preeeecioooooousssss!" impression gets the ring!
Hahahahahahahaha! :awesome:

Panthro
01-18-2011, 08:42 AM
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/tomar-re.jpg
TOMAR-RE: "This is me proudly not giving a rat's ass about Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Glee, Twilight or the Transformer movies."

ultimatefan
01-18-2011, 10:22 AM
Great stuff!

http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss92/reyasem/green-lantern-movie-announced-20071.jpg
HAL: So, you are the Blake Lively agent whoīs been spreading that my movie is "supposed to be terrible", huh?! Weīd like to have a little word with you...

ultimatefan
01-18-2011, 11:16 AM
http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad108/DC-Universe/Green%20Lantern/alg_gl_reynolds.jpg

REYNOLDS: What the hell, Blake?! Whatīs the deal with this agent of yours, calling my movie "terrible"?!



http://i394.photobucket.com/albums/pp28/MizzFrog27/Random%20stuff/blake-lively-leighton-meester-rolli.jpg

BLAKE: Iīm so sorry, Ryan, dunno what got into him! Let me and my friend make it up to you...



http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11147/hal5.JPG

REYNOLDS: Okay, youīre forgiven. Bring it on!

Panthro
01-18-2011, 12:04 PM
Funny stuff UF.

Nikoslyders
01-19-2011, 05:47 AM
New ?

http://www.cinecomics.fr/images/phocagallery/green_lantern/green_lantern_nouvelle_photo_01.jpg

Find on French website

ultimatefan
01-19-2011, 05:56 AM
I hadnīt seen it before.

ultimatefan
01-19-2011, 09:37 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GGAg16fJ8nA/TGr4MVtMalI/AAAAAAAAA2E/pK-Oga1bdRQ/s1600/temple_death.jpg

http://cinemateaser.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Jordan-Hammond-600.jpg
HAL: Who are you feeding to those crocodiles again?
HECTOR: Huh? Oh, just that Blake Lively agent who claimed that our movie is "supposed to be terrible".
HAL: Man, those babies are pretty hungry.
HECTOR: yes they are.

Panthro
01-19-2011, 10:48 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GGAg16fJ8nA/TGr4MVtMalI/AAAAAAAAA2E/pK-Oga1bdRQ/s1600/temple_death.jpg

http://cinemateaser.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Jordan-Hammond-600.jpg
HAL: Who are you feeding to those crocodiles again?
HECTOR: Huh? Oh, just that Blake Lively agent who claimed that our movie is "supposed to be terrible".
HAL: Man, those babies are pretty hungry.
HECTOR: yes they are.
Hahahahaha

Let's feed Paris Hilton to the crocs next.

ultimatefan
01-23-2011, 06:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/jiltedgen/anambientdiary/buried-ryan-reynolds.jpg
REYNOLDS: Scarlett, I swear, Sandra Bullock and I are just friends! Dig me outta here, please!!

kedrell
01-23-2011, 09:12 AM
http://cinemateaser.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Jordan-Hammond-600.jpg
Hal: "Wow! I didn't know Gallagher was in this movie."
Hammond: ":cmad:"

Panthro
01-23-2011, 05:14 PM
Both of those captions were great.

ultimatefan
01-23-2011, 05:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/jiltedgen/anambientdiary/buried-ryan-reynolds.jpg
REYNOLDS: I swear guys, the CGI is just not 100% finished yet, by the time the movie gets released it will be awesome, I promise!! Now get me the f*** outta here!!

Panthro
01-23-2011, 07:35 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/jiltedgen/anambientdiary/buried-ryan-reynolds.jpg
REYNOLDS: I swear guys, the CGI is just not 100% finished yet, by the movie gets released it will be awesome, I promise!! Now get me the f*** outta here!!
Bwahahahahaha, awesome.

ultimatefan
01-25-2011, 11:55 AM
Thanks!

ultimatefan
01-25-2011, 11:58 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/jiltedgen/anambientdiary/buried-ryan-reynolds.jpg
REYNOLDS: I canīt believe I did an entire movie inside a f***ing coffin and didnīt get any major award nominations! Itīs not my fault I canīt do a lesbian scene...

Panthro
01-25-2011, 03:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/jiltedgen/anambientdiary/buried-ryan-reynolds.jpg
REYNOLDS: I canīt believe I did an entire movie inside a f***ing coffin and didnīt get any major award nominations! Itīs not my fault I canīt do a lesbian scene...
:awesome:

Mondragon
01-25-2011, 04:09 PM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8593/guardiansmurfyoda.jpg
Yoda- When 900 years old you reach look as good, you will not.
Papa - When 1000 years old you reach look as good, you will not.
Ganthet - Dude, when billions of years old you reach come talk to me.

Panthro
01-25-2011, 04:14 PM
Hahaha, funny.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8593/guardiansmurfyoda.jpg
GANTHET, PAPA SMURF & YODA: "We shall always be... Three Amigos!"

dnno1
01-26-2011, 09:01 AM
This one is for Panthro.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Laughs/1384L.jpg
Liono: "Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats..."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Laughs/michael-jackson-10.jpg
Michael Jackson (from the grave): "Hoooooooooo!"

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8593/guardiansmurfyoda.jpg
Yoda: "Going on what is?
Guardian: "The WB is releasing the new Thundercats animated TV series."
Papa Smurf: "I knew that, but why is that guy yelling and about to hold his crotch?"

Panthro
01-26-2011, 11:07 AM
This one is for Panthro.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Laughs/1384L.jpg
Liono: "Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats..."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Laughs/michael-jackson-10.jpg
Michael Jackson (from the grave): "Hoooooooooo!"

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8593/guardiansmurfyoda.jpg
Yoda: "Going on what is?
Guardian: "The WB is releasing the new Thundercats animated TV series."
Papa Smurf: "I knew that, but why is that guy yelling and about to hold his crotch?"
Hehehehehehehehe

Is... is that really what the new show is gonna look like? I've been out of the Thundercats loop for a while. Cause if it is I can live with how my man Panthro, Tygra & Cheetara look, but I'm not digging the slightly effeminate look Lion-O's got going on there.

dnno1
01-26-2011, 11:32 AM
Here's the write-up from CBM (http://www.**************.com/thundercats/news/?a=28751). My take on the artwork is that they are making them younger (more anime like). I have a feeling that this might be the market they are trying to approach.

Mondragon
01-26-2011, 12:08 PM
Hahaha, funny.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8593/guardiansmurfyoda.jpg
GANTHET, PAPA SMURF & YODA: "We shall always be... Three Amigos!"

Ok, that inspired me...
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1605/greenlanteneros4amigos.jpg

Panthro
01-26-2011, 07:27 PM
Here's the write-up from CBM (http://www.**************.com/thundercats/news/?a=28751). My take on the artwork is that they are making them younger (more anime like). I have a feeling that this might be the market they are trying to approach.
I see. Not sure I'm digging that.

Funny caption Mondragon.

Panthro
01-28-2011, 08:57 PM
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/GreenLanternCannotBeShaft.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "Alright I've had enough of this Shaft nonsense."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/ItsTheHalJordan.jpg
HAL JORDAN: "ScarJo's ex-husband? No, but I get that a lot."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/IronLantern.jpg
"Cause every hero needs some iron in their diet."

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