The Green Lantern Caption thread.

[Drakon]

Cheap laugh. It worked.

[ultimatefan]

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09090/green_lantern_rebirth_final_battle415.jpg
KYLE: i swear to Jeebus, guys! All I told her was "we can stll be friends"...

[dnno1]

Cheap laugh. It worked.

The manips weren't that good, and it was intended to get a cheap laugh.

[Drakon]

I know. Thats why it worked :D

[Doctor Jones]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Batlantern5.png
GREEN LANTERN: How many ***** did you suck?
BATMAN: None!
GL: What about Dick's?

[Panthro]

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09090/green_lantern_rebirth_final_battle415.jpg
KYLE: i swear to Jeebus, guys! All I told her was "we can stll be friends"...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[3dman27]

I'm afraid i don't get the joke

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Clerks reference.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
BOODIKKA: Please Hal, tell me why did they make me a betraying b**** who tried to kill you? I was never like that in the comics!
HAL: Well, it was one of those things where they felt like they needed to change a few things to surprise the audience.
BOODIKKA: Well, it would have also surprised the audience if I had slept with you.
HAL: And NOW you tell me that.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
BOODIKKA: Please Hal, tell me why did they make me a betraying b**** who tried to kill you? I was never like that in the comics!
HAL: Well, it was one of those things where they felt like they needed to change a few things to surprise the audience.
BOODIKKA: Well, it would have also surprised the audience if I had slept with you.
HAL: And NOW you tell me that.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[dnno1]

I had mentioned before that Boodika didn't always look like she does now. Here is how she was drawn when she first appeared in 1992:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika1.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika3-1-1.jpg

She was pretty huge (near She-Hulk size) and not very attractive. They have since changed her appearance to look smaller and more slender and feminine (during the "Revenge of the Green Lanterns" run).

[Panthro]

I had mentioned before that Boodika didn't always look like she does now. Here is how she was drawn when she first appeared in 1992:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika1.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika3-1-1.jpg

She was pretty huge (near She-Hulk size) and not very attractive. They have since changed her appearance to look smaller and more slender and feminine (during the "Revenge of the Green Lanterns" run).
:wow:My eyes! They bleed!:wow:

Seriously, she looked like one of the freak jobs you'd expect to see working for Darkseid. Can't complain about them changing the character design. :cwink:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
This is Boodikka

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika1.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika3-1-1.jpg

This is Boodikka on drugs. Any questions?

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika1.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika3-1-1.jpg
1992 BOODIKKA: "Swear to me, biotches! Swear to me!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
MODERN BOODIKKA: "You have no idea how much the plastic surgery cost to get me to look like this."
HAL JORDAN: "But it was worth every penny."

[Ryudoz]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
Hal: I'm kind of embarrassed about this actually.
Boodikka: Don't worry Hal, you can talk to me.
Hal: You ever have this dream where you get your hand chopped off by some crazy psycho who used to be your friend, have your memory wiped then restored, and wind up getting your face torn off and turned into a cyborg?
Boodikka: ... you need help.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the Boodikka plastic surgery stuff.

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika1.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika3-1-1.jpg


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
HAL JORDAN: Is it too weird that your old design kinda turns me on?
BOODIKKA: Yes, very much so. You need help.

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika1.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Boodika/Boodika3-1-1.jpg


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
HAL JORDAN: Is it too weird that your old design kinda turns me on?
BOODIKKA: Yes, very much so. You need help.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
BOODIKKA: "I'll suck your c*** for a thousand dollars."
HAL: "I'm easy, but I'm not cheap."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
HAL: "No I will not pay you $5000 dollars for sex!"
BOODIKKA: "Oh come on Hal, you're getting something in return and I'm getting a bowling team! It's win-win!"
HAL: "It's sick! And besides, I don't even have that kind of money to spend on sex. I'm a working man, after all."

[darkseid26]

:hehe:

[Doctor Jones]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
BOODIKKA: Why don't you eat it?
HAL: A pig is a filthy animal. I don't eat filthy animals.
BOODIKA: Bacon tastes goood. Pork chops taste goood.

[Panthro]

Thanks darkseid26!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
BOODIKKA: Why don't you eat it?
HAL: A pig is a filthy animal. I don't eat filthy animals.
BOODIKA: Bacon tastes goood. Pork chops taste goood.
Aw, no love for pork chops.

[Panthro]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/icebox_bucket/Green_Lantern_10_1280x1024.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Don't let the Phantom know I'm stealing his 'punch you in the face leave a ring indented scar' schtick."

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg
Dan Didio: "Next question please... You in the green. How about you?"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759188501_583984d413.jpg
Green Lantern: "Yes, I would like to know what kind of royalties I will be getting for my new film and if I am going to get a new costume out of it?"

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg
Dan Didio: "Next question please... You in the green. How about you?"

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759188501_583984d413.jpg
Green Lantern: "Yes, I would like to know what kind of royalties I will be getting for my new film and if I am going to get a new costume out of it?"
Hehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1Boodika.jpg
BOODIKA: "Divine Justice? I've got your 'Divine Justice' right here!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759188501_583984d413.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: It´s always good to show fanboys how a "comics accurate" costume would REALLY look in live-action and give them some perspective...

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759188501_583984d413.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: It´s always good to show fanboys how a "comics accurate" costume would REALLY look in live-action and give them some perspective...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759188501_583984d413.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: As you can see, the increasing cost of shooting in Australia has forced some budget cuts... Good news is cuz of that, Boodikka and Lady Sapphire will be practically naked through the whole movie!

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SupemanGreenLanternandBatman.png
Ryan Reynolds: So I'm glad we dodged the bullet on that Australia deal. We could always shoot the picture in LA (that's Louisiana), so, you guys can still welcome me to the club.
Brandon Routh: Sure!
Christian Bale: Harumph!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/terminator_sarah_connor_chronicles_.jpg
BAG: And to think, I tried out for the part and got turned away. Oh well, there's always Smallville and Metallo.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/6250smallville_lg_bag.jpg
BAG: Hey guys, I'm Metallo. How ya like me now!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/ironmandowneyjr.jpg
RDJ: Hold everything, I'm supposed to be the guy with the reactor in his heart.

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759188501_583984d413.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: As you can see, the increasing cost of shooting in Australia has forced some budget cuts... Good news is cuz of that, Boodikka and Lady Sapphire will be practically naked through the whole movie!
:hehe::grin::hehe::grin::hehe::grin:

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SupemanGreenLanternandBatman.png
Ryan Reynolds: So I'm glad we dodged the bullet on that Australia deal. We could always shoot the picture in LA (that's Louisiana), so, you guys can still welcome me to the club.
Brandon Routh: Sure!
Christian Bale: Harumph!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/terminator_sarah_connor_chronicles_.jpg
BAG: And to think, I tried out for the part and got turned away. Oh well, there's always Smallville and Metallo.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/6250smallville_lg_bag.jpg
BAG: Hey guys, I'm Metallo. How ya like me now!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/ironmandowneyjr.jpg
RDJ: Hold everything, I'm supposed to be the guy with the reactor in his heart.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SupemanGreenLanternandBatman.png
Ryan Reynolds: "Yeah, we're here for the gang bang."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SupemanGreenLanternandBatman.png
ROUTH: C´mon, go shoot in Australia, it will be fun! We shot Superman Returns there!
BALE: See what I told you, avoid Australia like the plague!
REYNOLDS: Wow, you´re a real friend, Christian, thank you!

[Webhead2006]

ahaha good one.

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SupemanGreenLanternandBatman.png
ROUTH: C´mon, go shoot in Australia, it will be fun! We shot Superman Returns there!
BALE: See what I told you, avoid Australia like the plague!
REYNOLDS: Wow, you´re a real friend, Christian, thank you!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr204/scoobydodo/Mickey-Mouse-.jpg
MICKEY: I own all Marvel´s characters asses now, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_Ryan-Hal.jpg
RYAN REYNOLDS: And some people still wonder why I switched to DC...

[ultimatefan]

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09090/green_lantern_rebirth_final_battle415.jpg
HAL: C´mon guys, we can´t let Disney take over DC too!!

[Panthro]

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr204/scoobydodo/Mickey-Mouse-.jpg
MICKEY: I own all Marvel´s characters asses now, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_Ryan-Hal.jpg
RYAN REYNOLDS: And some people still wonder why I switched to DC...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[BigSams50]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SupemanGreenLanternandBatman.png
Ryan Reynolds: "Yeah, we're here for the gang bang."

rotflmao this is hilarious

[Parker Wayne]

For all you Clerks fans:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg

Hal: How many d*cks have you s*cked!?
Boddika: Something like.... 36?
Hal: What! Does that include me?
Boddika: 37...
Hal: I'm 37! 37! My girlfriend s*cked 37 d*cks

http://www.zineacesso.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/guy_gardner.jpg

Guy: In a row?

[Panthro]

For all you Clerks fans:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg

Hal: How many d*cks have you s*cked!?
Boddika: Something like.... 36?
Hal: What! Does that include me?
Boddika: 37...
Hal: I'm 37! 37! My girlfriend s*cked 37 d*cks

http://www.zineacesso.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/guy_gardner.jpg

Guy: In a row?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Webhead2006]

haha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1Boodika.jpg
BOODIKA: "Don't you never say an unkind word about Don Bluth! Don Bluth is a champion of the animation format and I want you to f***ing acknowledge it!"

[dnno1]

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr204/scoobydodo/Mickey-Mouse-.jpg
MICKEY: I own all Marvel´s characters asses now, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A_Ryan-Hal.jpg
RYAN REYNOLDS: And some people still wonder why I switched to DC...Hehehehehe

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around guys, especially the Mickey flick one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
BOODIKKA:What troubles you, Hal?
HAL: Great danger is upon us, Boodikka... An ancient evil, more horrifying than anything the Corps has ever faced, is about to rise...

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee316/usbaums/cruise_oprah.gif
CRUISE: All swear loyalty to Lord Xenu!

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09090/green_lantern_rebirth_final_battle415.jpg
GL CORPS (all together): NEVER!!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHal.jpg
BOODIKKA:What troubles you, Hal?
HAL: Great danger is upon us, Boodikka... An ancient evil, more horrifying than anything the Corps has ever faced, is about to rise...

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee316/usbaums/cruise_oprah.gif
CRUISE: All swear loyalty to Lord Xenu!

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09090/green_lantern_rebirth_final_battle415.jpg
GL CORPS (all together): NEVER!!!
:hehe::pal::lmao::applaud
That's brilliant.

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
That's also brilliant. :hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
Save me, master!!

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj78/Abercrombie002/bugs_bunny.jpg
What´s up, doc?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
The evil Disney company just took over Marvel and they´re trying to viciously destroy the competition, as you can see...

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj78/Abercrombie002/bugs_bunny.jpg
Hmmm, got any carrots on you?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
Huuuuh, no, I mean, I could make some up with my ring, but they´d taste kinda like eating electricity, you know...

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj78/Abercrombie002/bugs_bunny.jpg
Hmmm, sorry pal, you´re on your own.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
Fine, be that way!! I´ll ask Duck Dodgers, he´ll save us!! Damn, how desperate am I...

[dnno1]

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr204/scoobydodo/Mickey-Mouse-.jpg
Mickey: First Marvel, next the world...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyRunawayBrain.jpg
... but first let me eliminate this lauging fool who dared to jilt me for the competition.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
Reynolds: Gona need help like real soon.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Bugs_Bunny_y_Pato_Lucas_4.jpg
Buggs: Daffy, GL's in trouble. I think we'll need to tell the boss.
Daffy: Will do. By the way, you're still dispicable.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/marvinmartianhmmm.jpg
Marvin: That little rat. How dare he foil my plans to rule the world. I already own one of the largest film companies out there and the DCU.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Marvin.gifhttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/DuckDodgers2.gif
MarvinL: This means war. Go alert the troops.
Daffy: Aye Aye your fearless leader.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/026.jpghttp://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/HowardTheDuck.gif
Donald: Looks like big trouble here and that idiot, Daffy (Duck Dodgers) Duck is getting involved. Hope you can handle that sword well newb.
Howard: Sure thing. Make with the sword handling. All ya had to do was ask.
Donald: I knew I should have asked Sora for help.



http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
Reynolds: Any time now guys.

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
Mickey: Say your prayers cretin (I learned that word from Stan the Man).
Reynolds: Now where's that Snicker bar? I need to get away.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/micky-maus-10374127-mfbqtemplateIdr.jpg
Pfffff...
Mickey: Oh that smell. I think I'm going to faint.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/568992-green-lantern.jpg
Reynolds: (Sniff, Sniff) Who farted?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SupemanGreenLanternandBatman.png
Batman: Um... It wasn't me.

[Webhead2006]

hahaha.

[Panthro]

All those pictures of the big Mickey hand about to flick Hal are great. :hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalCarolKiss.gif
HAL: "Lord almighty,
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
Its burning through to my soul

Girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I dont know which way to go

Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, Im flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine

Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like a sweet song of a choir
And you light my morning sky
With burning love

Its coming closer
The flames are reaching my body
Please wont you help me
I feel like Im slipping away
Its hard to breath
And my chest is a-heaving

Lord almighty,
Im burning a hole where I lay
Cause your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
With burning love
Ah, ah, burning love
Im just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love..." [fade]

[Drakon]

Haha. Spinning hat is spinning.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/GLSupes.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Oh my God, you're Samuel L. Jackson!"
JOHN STEWART: "Oh for the love of..."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/MickeyThumpsRyan.png
GL: Huh, does it help if I saw now I belong to DC Entertainment?
MICKEY: Of course not.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
HAL JORDAN: "So you're the one responsible for the crappy treatment of Cyclops on 'Wolverine & the X-Men!"
BATMAN: "Ow! No, it wasn't me, it was the Joker! Go beat up the Joker! He screwed Cyclops over on the new show, not me!"

[John Locke]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
Hal: That's for Disney buying Marvel!
Batman: Why do I hang out with you? The night always ends with you punching me in the face and blaming me for the lastest issue.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalCarolKiss.gif
HAL: We can let the jet barbecue our heads or we can live in a world where Disney owns Marvel.
CAROL: Hmmm, barbecue it is.

[Panthro]

Good ones UF!
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/The_Sinestro_Beatdown_by_JazylH.jpg
ALAN SCOTT: "This is for all those other south-paws who never get a fair break!"

[Parker Wayne]

Hal: That's for Disney buying Marvel!
Batman: Why do I hang out with you? The night always ends with you punching me in the face and blaming me for the lastest issue.

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe: I have an idea.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Hal: You just couldn't let Obama pass his healthcare package!

Bruce: Leslie Thompkins would've had less time for me!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Hal: You had to get Troy Polamalu injured. I had Pittsburgh's Defense in my fantasy League!

Bruce: What can I say? Someone had to keep the Madden Curse going. Plus Joe Flacco is my starting quarterback.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Hal: That's for setting the standard way to high for both superhero movie and superhero video games!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Bruce: What was that for?

Hal: Um..... That's for not being spongeworthy.

[Panthro]

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe: I have an idea.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Hal: You just couldn't let Obama pass his healthcare package!

Bruce: Leslie Thompkins would've had less time for me!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Hal: You had to get Troy Polamalu injured. I had Pittsburgh's Defense in my fantasy League!

Bruce: What can I say? Someone had to keep the Madden Curse going. Plus Joe Flacco is my starting quarterback.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Hal: That's for setting the standard way to high for both superhero movie and superhero video games!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Bruce: What was that for?

Hal: Um..... That's for not being spongeworthy.
That's a brilliant marathon.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! That "that´s for" run is awesome!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
HAL: You caused the rise in the Australian dollar´s value and jeopardized my movie´s location, didn´t ya?!!?
BATMAN: Hey, I had a good reason... I made a s***load of money!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalCarolKiss.gif
HAL: "Gimme some sugar baby."
CAROL: "You need to stop using Bruce Campbell lines."
HAL: "But fan-boys love Bruce Campbell."

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
BATMAN: Face it, at this point you´re punching me just because your fanboys love it!
GL: Hmmm, yeah, that sounds about right...

[Franklin Richards]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/Green%20Lantern/HalownsBats.jpg


Hal : Oh... and you're a dick.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/Green%20Lantern/greenlanthal1ci.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/Green%20Lantern/greenlanthal1ci.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/Green%20Lantern/greenlanthal1ci.gif

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
!

gl "where do you get off calling me HARRY POTTER"?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
BATMAN: Face it, at this point you´re punching me just because your fanboys love it!
GL: Hmmm, yeah, that sounds about right...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Stop being so over-exposed, damn it!"

[kedrell]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/n13917164433884811625dx5-1.jpg

Joker: "Hey..a, one of your shoes is untied."



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/2rfdeu8.jpg

Batman: "What?! Where?"



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/Batmaluco/Batman14-1.jpg

Joker: "OMG! I can't believe he fell for that! And you wear boots...not shoes, dumbass!"

[Webhead2006]

haha good one.

[kedrell]

Thanks.

[Karem-Knight]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SupemanGreenLanternandBatman.png
Batman: Hal...remember that time you punched me in the face?
Hal: Er...yeah...

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1230/575839361_481297a26d.jpg
Superman: Bruce this isn't the best way to go about things...

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11309/superman_vs_batman.jpg

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff guys, especially the shoes one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GL:Why is it fanboys love seeing their beloved superheroes beat the crap out of each other?

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg
BATMAN: I don´t know, they just do.

http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/11309/superman_vs_batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: What was that for, I wasn´t even taking part of the conversation!
BATMAN: Doesn´t matter, the argument still is valid. Plus, you´re a douche.

[Webhead2006]

haha

[Panthro]

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/1BoodikaHal.jpg
BOODIKKA: "Hal, if you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"
HAL JORDAN: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."


http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/1Boodika.jpg
BOODIKKA: "You called me 'Carol Ferris' in bed!"
http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/Green_Lantern_FirstFlight-thumb-550.jpg
HAL: "Aw snap..."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Webhead! Cool one, Panthro!

[Indrid Cold]

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/1BoodikaHal.jpg
HAL JORDAN:"Look you don't have to--"
BOODIKKA:"Hal, if it unites the universe, and we can stop being officers of peace and live together in your emerald party pad, then I WILL eat the cheese."

[ultimatefan]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg
BATMAN: That´s for casting Jessica Alba as Carol!
GL: Wait, we didn´t even cast Carol yet!
BATMAN: I know, consider this a "pre-emptive strike"!

[Panthro]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg
BATMAN: That´s for casting Jessica Alba as Carol!
GL: Wait, we didn´t even cast Carol yet!
BATMAN: I know, consider this a "pre-emptive strike"!
:pal::pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:

[dnno1]

This is now a knock off of the current run of DC's Wednesday Comics, but I actually had this idea several years ago (just ask DedeyeKnight):

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet1.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet2.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet3.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GlLvsStarfleet4.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet5.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet6.png

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot Panthro! Great stuff, Dnno1!

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/GLSupes.jpg


cheer up gl it could be worse, at least you don't work as a teacher at HOGWARTS SCOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

[ultimatefan]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg
BATMAN: You stupid Green Lanterns got DC sold to Disney too!
GL: What the hell are you talking about?!?

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k112/zod42/ZODpt2/duck_dodgers_by_inkonthecoldfloor.jpg
DUCK DODGERS: I´m a Warner character, not Disney, you douchebag!! We´ve already owned you guys for decades!!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GL: Lesson of th day, billionaire: learn who your colleagues are...

[Webhead2006]

Haha

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg
GL: I thought you were my friend!
BATMAN: And some people thought Megan Fox was the new Angelina Jolie. People make mistakes, you know.

[Panthro]

This is now a knock off of the current run of DC's Wednesday Comics, but I actually had this idea several years ago (just ask DedeyeKnight):

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet1.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet2.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet3.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GlLvsStarfleet4.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet5.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Star%20Trek/GLvsStarfleet6.png
:pal::applaud:pal:

[Panthro]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg
GL: I thought you were my friend!
BATMAN: And some people thought Megan Fox was the new Angelina Jolie. People make mistakes, you know.
Hehehehe, and Megan Fox always denied being the new Angelina. :hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/1BoodikaHal.jpg
HAL: "This Superman/Batman Public Enemies DVD had better not be better than my DTV. I'm the one who's being groomed to be the next big cinematic DC hero after all."

[dnno1]

Hehehehe, and Megan Fox always denied being the new Angelina. :hehe:

i thought she was the new Marlyn Monroe. Is it because of the tatoos?

[SpiderByte]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpghttp://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpghttp://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpghttp://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg

Batman: Are you getting tired with this yet?
Hal: Nope.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg
BATMAN: That´s for becoming a dark phoenix knock-off!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GL: And that´s for becoming a caveman!

[SpiderByte]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Batman%20family/bATSsockshal.jpg
BATMAN: That´s for becoming a dark phoenix knock-off!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GL: And that´s for becoming a caveman!

A:
That makes no sense. At all.
B: Stop thanking Panthro every time he posts. Appreciate the OTHER people here!

[ultimatefan]

A:
That makes no sense. At all.
B: Stop thanking Panthro every time he posts. Appreciate the OTHER people here!

A. The caption refers to Hal becoming Parallax, which had similarities to the Dark Phoenix saga, and Batman becoming a caveman in the Grant Morrison run.

B. I thank everyone who shows appreciation for my captions and I appreciate others as well, as people like Dnno1 and Kedrell can verify for you.

[kedrell]

^Verified.

[SpiderByte]

Im just sayin that you dont need to say 'Great job!' every time someone posts.

[Panthro]

Come on now, it's a free forum, UF can say 'great job' to whoever he wants however often he wants. Now let's get back to doing captions.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DoILookLikeACop.jpg
SINESTRO: "Now you know I will settle for nothing less than Jasong Isaacs or maybe Hugo Weaving."

[NefCanuck]

I stumbled onto this thread and well...

Quothe Babs Bunny "I just can't help myself"

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/1BoodikaHal.jpg

BOODIKKA: I hope you're staring at the emblem... otherwise your new nickname is going to be "Lefty"

NefCanuck

[Drakon]

Within one post, you not only reference Tiny Toons, but you also make me laugh. Color me pleased.

[3dman27]

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/1BoodikaHal.jpg


NefCanuckboddika" have you found any more potential recruits to the core on earth"

hal "yes but they are all under 21 their names are respectively,HARRY POTTER RON WEASLEY AND HERMOINE GRANGER"

[BigSams50]

Im just sayin that you dont need to say 'Great job!' every time someone posts.
:nono:

[SpiderByte]

^
Whatever.

Lets just move on.

[Jumpin' Jack]

SpiderByte ok maybe it will annoy you the aprecciation made by UF on Panthro really good captions but this and open forum and UF can do whatever he/she wants!

[SpiderByte]

^ I JUST said lets move on!

[Panthro]

I stumbled onto this thread and well...

Quothe Babs Bunny "I just can't help myself"

http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/ryudoz16/1BoodikaHal.jpg

BOODIKKA: I hope you're staring at the emblem... otherwise your new nickname is going to be "Lefty"

NefCanuck
Ah, Tiny Toons... still waiting for season 2 volume 1. Good gag by the way.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DoILookLikeACop.jpg
SINESTRO: "No I am not Super Wario."

[NefCanuck]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/icebox_bucket/Green_Lantern_10_1280x1024.jpg

Say hello to my little green friend... and say goodbye to your @$$!

NefCanuck

[ultimatefan]

Yeah, let´s keep the funny coming, this thread is for fun! Great stuff Panthro, Net with the Tiny Toon one, by the way!:hehe:,

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GL: This is for those comics where you and Robin run away from Batwoman and Batgirl´s kisses like eight year-old boys afraid of cooties!!
BATMAN: That was fifty years ago!!
GL: I know, but it still bugs the s*** outta me!

[BigSams50]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DoILookLikeACop.jpg
SINESTRO: "No I am not Super Wario."

Hahahahaha

[BigSams50]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
GL: This is for those comics where you and Robin run away from Batwoman and Batgirl´s kisses like eight year-old boys afraid of cooties!!
BATMAN: That was fifty years ago!!
GL: I know, but it still bugs the s*** outta me!

:hehe:

[SpiderByte]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DoILookLikeACop.jpg

Sinestro: Spoiler Alert! I'm evil.
Hal: That's not a spoiler, really.
Boodika: I'm evil?
Hal: Nope, still not suprised.
Sinestro: The bird thing dies.
Hal: Didn't see that one coming.

[Drakon]

That always bugged me. How the **** do you trust a guy named SINESTRO?

[SpiderByte]

And looks like the devil?

[Drakon]

Yeah, seriously.

[SpiderByte]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii289/SpiderByte_photo/DoILookLikeACop.jpg

[Panthro]

All that stuff was great.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/The_Sinestro_Beatdown_by_JazylH.jpg
ALAN SCOTT: "Sinestro?! I mean seriously, Sinestro?! Come on now, you couldn't think of a more obvious super-villain name?"
SINESTRO: "Oh like Skeletor isn't overly obvious?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HawkgirlComfortingJohnStewart.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "Oh come on you're not still down about last night are you?"
JOHN STEWART: "It's just... that's never happened before."
HAWKGIRL: "John, seriously, it's okay, it happens to lots of guys."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/GLForceField.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "What's that?"
JOHN STEWART: "Force field."
HAWKGIRL: "What for?"
JOHN: "Protection."
HAWKGIRL: "From what?"
JOHN: "From the Superman Returns syndrome."
HAWKGIRL: "Oh right, right. Good thinking."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JohnStewartSaysSwearToMe.jpg
JOHN STEWART: "Swear to me, bitsch! Swear to me!"
HAWKGIRL: "Is this a Batman Begins reference?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/MaceRedefined.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "When a woman says no means no, this is what she means!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DavidLeanLongWideShot.jpg
JOHN STEWART: "So where are we exactly?"
RANDOM GUY: "Oh my God... we've landed on that awful Planet of the Apes!" [pause] "Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty... that was our planet!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell1.jpg
JOHN STEWART: "Shayera, even though you've been bull-s***ing us for two seasons and eventually betrayed us only to betray your own people, I think you're still a good, honorable, noble, heroic woman."
SHAYERA HOL: "Hmm. You know, it's saying stuff like that that makes me want to marry you. Or at least have your out of wedlock child."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
SHAYERA: "But instead I'm... leaving the show forever. Or until they need a ratings booster guest spot. Goodbye." [flies off]
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg
JOHN STEWART: "Huh. Now I know how Christopher Reeve felt at the end of Somewhere In Time."

[Panthro]

Hahahahaha
Thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnotherLongWideShot.jpg
BATMAN: "So you're not going to be the star of the Green Lantern movie."
JOHN STEWART: "No."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "They're going with their default choice, the Silver Age Green Lantern Hal Jordan."
JOHN STEWART: "Yeah."
SUPERMAN: "And he's being played by Ryan Reynolds."
JOHN STEWART: "Yeah."
WONDER WOMAN: "That's tough John, that's tough."
JOHN STEWART: "You're damn right it is!"
FLASH: "Hey, at least you got 5 years out of the DCAU Justice League. That's gotta count for something, right?"
JOHN STEWART: "Whatever."
WONDER WOMAN: "Hey, look at it this way, chances are you'll be in the GL sequel and that will come out long before I ever get my movie."
SUPERMAN: "Which will probably get made before my next movie too, so think about that!"
JOHN STEWART: "...."

[NefCanuck]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HalJordanSuckerPunchingBatman.jpg
Hal: Bat-ter UP!

Guy: Uh, don't you meant Bat-ter DOWN Hal?

Hal: Want to be next Gardner?

Guy: ...

Hal: Didn't think so...

NefCanuck

[Webhead2006]

good jl one lol.

[NefCanuck]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
i
Green Lantern: I see Britain, I see France, I see Star Sapphire's underp... waitasec does that costume even have underpants??

Star Sapphire: ...

NefCanuck

[NefCanuck]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DoILookLikeACop.jpg

Sinestro: Hal, remember when you asked "what's next" and I said to you "you're mine"?

Hal: Yeah

Sinestro: Hail, hail, the gang's all here... Top, bottom or middle of the pile rookie?

Hal: ...

NefCanuck

[dnno1]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Green Lantern: "Carol, we have to stop doing this, children are watching and you never know if somebody might try this at home."

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/2927667689_357ac10a28.jpg
Green Lantern: "See what I mean?"

[Drakon]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg

If I die, I want to come back as this man.

[kedrell]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg
GL: "Oh puh-lease!! You only wish you had a g/f that was willing to do something like this."

[Webhead2006]

that would be a great gf/

[dnno1]

:woot:

[SpiderByte]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg
GL: "Oh puh-lease!! You only wish you had a g/f that was willing to do something like this."

He has the Green Lantern oath over his bed?!

[dnno1]

Yeah, he's hardcore.

[Webhead2006]

hell i am a huge spidey fan but all i got is one poster hanging on well, a hanging spidey in web, and my comics stored in boxs in my room lol.

[ultimatefan]

Love the Sinestro stuff and the girlfriend one. Great stuff as usual, Panthro, Dnno1.

[ultimatefan]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/icebox_bucket/Green_Lantern_10_1280x1024.jpg
HAL: How am I gonna trust a man named Sinestro?

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DoILookLikeACop.jpg
SINESTRO: What, that´s an insult! In my home planet, "Sinestro" means "Loves Puppies!"
KILOWOG: No, it doesn´t.
SINESTRO: Shut up.

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg
LARRY: We could have gone to Pokonos, but nooooooo...

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg

I found this picture on the Internet after searching for both Green Lantern and Star Saphire, but didin't realise that there was a poster of the Green Lantern oath on the wall and a makeshift bed in the background. This is obviously a fanboys idea of kinky sex, and I must appologise for invading their privacy.

[ultimatefan]

Well, if they were worried about privacy, shouldn´t have taken a picture and posted on the Internet anwyay - unless it was some bastard "friend" or whatever who found it and post it.

[kedrell]

^Exactly. There's no such thing as privacy on the internet.

[Drakon]

Also, she's hot. So all is forgiven.

[Panthro]

All that stuff with the girlfriend and what not was great.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JohnStewartAllAlone.jpg
JOHN STEWART: "Man, this show's been the highlight of my career. Now that's over, where am I supposed to go from here?"

[Webhead2006]

get stuck in the pages of the comics?

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Nova-vs-greenlanternweb.jpg
Nova: Congrats on getting your new film, GL.
GL: Thanks.
Nova: But if you screw up, I will be waiting in the wings with my own Disney/Marvel pick.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/nova-1.jpg
Nova (with delusions of grandure): I'll have this cool armored suit (no spandex, baby) that the fanboys and fangirls will love.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/nova.png
Nova (still dreaming): ... off the chain special effects and scenes of me blowing up stuff up in outer space.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/nova10.jpg
Nova: Oh yeah, and I'll have to get the hot chick as a girlfriend.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Chris-Pine-New-Captain-Kirk-star-tr.jpg
Chris Pine: Wait a minute, I was supposed to lay, um I mean, have the green chick in my next Star Trek movie. Maybe I need to call my agent and see if I could get the staring role as Richard Ryder.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/affiche20lille20color20rvb2072dpi.jpg
Hal: Who asked this guy to but in. John, take care of him.

[Ace of Knaves]

Nova vs GL would be epic.

[ultimatefan]

Poor John and Nova...

[kedrell]

http://i35.tinypic.com/2yzakbn.jpg
Star Sapphire: "Hey, I've discovered yet another weakness the man'o steel has! Fem-dom!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg
That´s right, spandex is the new leather!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/affiche20lille20color20rvb2072dpi.jpg
HAL: Hey, I´m A-list now, what´s this loser doing in a pin-up with me?
JOHN: Don´t be so cocky, man, I remember when you were best known for Super Friends!
HAL: Hey, we´re all entitled to one deep dark secret, okay?

[kedrell]

^hehehe, Hal you not A-list yet. Not until you have a movie and/or TV show that becomes a huge success.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, well, he´s a top-selling DC character now and had a successful STV movie, he´s not quite there yet but getting pretty close.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg
JOHN STEWART: Look what you did, you made a black man cry!

[3dman27]

All that stuff with the girlfriend and what not was great.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JohnStewartAllAlone.jpg
JOHN STEWART: "Man, this show's been the highlight of my career. Now that's over, where am I supposed to go from here?"

GREAT the only job offer i have now is a villian role in the next SCOOBY DOO animated movie

[Panthro]

Great stuff!
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg
JOHN STEWART: "They'll never get Will Smith to play me, will they?"

[BigSams50]

^ Hahahahaha

[BojacRedleif]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg

That's the kinda girl you marry.

[ultimatefan]

Great one, Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

This is more of an homage than a joke:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg
JOHN STEWART: They did it! They elected Obama!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg
CAROL: You´re not gonna post this pic on the Internet, are ya?
LARRY: Why, and make every comic book nerd on the planet jealous cuz I not only have a girlfriend but get her to do stuff like this? Of course not honey, who do you take me for...

[Webhead2006]

hehe

[Hotwire]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell1.jpg
GL: What wrong, why are you so sad?
HG: I'm pregnant.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
GL: I see. Well, we can get married, retire from the super hero job, buy a nice little house, you know.
HG: It's not your baby.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg

[Panthro]

Great stuff!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg
GIRLFRIEND: "C'mon, you know you like it when I get kinky like this."

[Webhead2006]

lol

[Timstuff]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell1.jpg
GL: What wrong, why are you so sad?
HG: I'm pregnant.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell2.jpg
GL: I see. Well, we can get married, retire from the super hero job, buy a nice little house, you know.
HG: It's not your baby.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg

:hehe:

[Timstuff]

Yeah, I probably should know better, but what the heck...

http://i37.tinypic.com/2a9vfvn.jpg

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell1.jpg
HAWKGIRL: By the way,that threesome with Diana? I´d have done it.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg

[dnno1]

Also, she's hot. So all is forgiven.

I can't seem to find that picture anymore. I wonder if they pulled it off of Flicr. There were others there too.

[[A]]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell1.jpg
HAWKGIRL: By the way,that threesome with Diana? I´d have done it.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg:funny:

[Timstuff]

:hehe:

[BigSams50]

hahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell1.jpg
HAWKGIRL: By the way,that threesome with Diana? I´d have done it.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Farewell3.jpg
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Wow, thanks a lot, guys!

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg

If I die, I want to come back as this man.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3342074186_b2a45ff50c.jpg

I think I rather come back as Guy.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341242983_011779b695.jpg
GL Fanboy: Me too!

[SpiderByte]

Dude.
They are all pics of the SAME PERSON.
Look at the lamp in the pics.

[Drakon]

But look at the costumes. In the first and third, it's the Hal suit, whereas in the second one, he's wearing Guy Gardener's Garb.

[SpiderByte]

ah.... I see.
And those chicks with in the Guy pic are damn ugly. They look like old ladies.

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\

Dan Didio: Are there any other questions?... What?... You again.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternNegotiating.png
Green Lantern: After seeing this photo on the Internet, I just though that I might get my contract revised so I could have a scene like this in the movie.

[[A]]

-edit-

[dnno1]

ah.... I see.
And those chicks with in the Guy pic are damn ugly. They look like old ladies.

The light is dim and they are all drunk. What difference does it make? Besides, if you want to be a green lantern, you're going to have to put up with beings uglier than that.

[SpiderByte]

Would you rather have sex with a drunk Megan Fox or a drunk Susan Boyle?

[dnno1]

Would you rather have sex with a drunk Megan Fox or a drunk Susan Boyle?

Depends on how drunk you are. You might not know the difference between the two. You may even be with a pink elephant.

[Franklin Richards]

In the words of St. George.


"I never ****ed a 10. But one night I ****ed five 2's."


:hal: :hal: :hal:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Gren_lantern_2_by_Worldsfinest.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Respect the DC!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Green_Lantern_by_Worldsfinest.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "Alright, I had my solo DVD, now where's my regular animated series?"

[Drakon]

What's that from?

[Panthro]

What's that from?
From Eric Guzman's/World's Finest Deviant Art Page. You can see more of his work here - http://worldsfinest.deviantart.com/gallery/#_featured

Um... is it against the rules to use fan art in caption threads? :csad:

[Drakon]

Not at all. It was just an....interesting look, was all.

[dnno1]

Custom Yu Gi Oh cards:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Yu%20Gi%20Oh/Graverobber.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Yu%20Gi%20Oh/JarofGreed.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Yu%20Gi%20Oh/Necrovalley.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Yu%20Gi%20Oh/RayofHope.png

[ultimatefan]

What´s that stuff from?

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\
DAN DIDIO: Sorry, but a dressed up comic book fan who not only has a hot girlfriend but gets her to dress up for kinky play is a physical impossibility!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternNegotiating.png
GREEN LANTERN: Here´s the proof, you barbaric phillistines!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\
DAN DIDIO: Blasphemy!! Thou shalt burn at the stake!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternNegotiating.png
GREEN LANTERN: Oh. Still, totally worth it...

[SpiderByte]

Yu-gi-oh.
Card Game.

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\
DAN DIDIO: Sorry, but a dressed up comic book fan who not only has a hot girlfriend but gets her to dress up for kinky play is a physical impossibility!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternNegotiating.png
GREEN LANTERN: Here´s the proof, you barbaric phillistines!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\
DAN DIDIO: Blasphemy!! Thou shalt burn at the stake!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternNegotiating.png
GREEN LANTERN: Oh. Still, totally worth it...

Hilarious! :woot:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30BlackGLFlash.jpg
FLASH: "Ebony, Ivory, Living Together In Perfect Harmony!"
JOHN STEWART: "Shut up."

[dnno1]

More custom Yu Gi Oh cards:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Yu%20Gi%20Oh/SummonedSkull.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Yu%20Gi%20Oh/SoulofaDarkKnight.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Yu%20Gi%20Oh/ChangeofHeart.png

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Yu%20Gi%20Oh/DragonsRage.png

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Dnno1! Those cards are awesome!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\
GL; Cast me as Green Lantern!
DIDIO: YOu gotta be kidding!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternNegotiating.png
GREEN LANTERN: You do recognize your wife in this picture, don´t you? Wanna see it on my Myspace page?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\
DAN DIDIO: Ladies and gentlemen, the new Green Lantern is... That guy!

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\
GL; Cast me as Green Lantern!
DIDIO: YOu gotta be kidding!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternNegotiating.png
GREEN LANTERN: You do recognize your wife in this picture, don´t you? Wanna see it on my Myspace page?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg\
DAN DIDIO: Ladies and gentlemen, the new Green Lantern is... That guy!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i30.tinypic.com/20a79uf.jpg
HAL: "Oh no! I've been Jokerized!"

[Drakon]

http://i30.tinypic.com/20a79uf.jpg
HAL: "Oh no! I've been Jokerized!"

Or an alternate:

[in the back, we hear a Lady Gaga instrumental, and we assume Hal is doing Karaoke].

HAL: Jah-Jah-Jah-Joker Face, Jah-Jah-Joker Face....

[NefCanuck]

http://i30.tinypic.com/20a79uf.jpg

Green Lantern: Damn... I knew I shouldn't have taken on the Joker, that's Batman's job

NefCanuck

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3541018088_fcdecbb209.jpg

GL Fanboy: Hey baby, where have you been all my life?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg

Star Saphire Fangirl: You do that again and my foot will be a lot lower than it is now. You got that?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341242983_011779b695.jpg

GL Fanboy: Yes, dear.

[Rain]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/icebox_bucket/Green_Lantern_10_1280x1024.jpg
GL: CHARLIE MURPHY !!!

[3dman27]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/icebox_bucket/Green_Lantern_10_1280x1024.jpg
!gl "will somebody please check the fuse box? my rings power charge is just about used up"

[Panthro]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/icebox_bucket/Green_Lantern_10_1280x1024.jpg
GL: "Die Rothman, Die!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Pantro! Love the jokerized one and the Dnno1 one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/icebox_bucket/Green_Lantern_10_1280x1024.jpg
GL: I feel so glad I can finally meet all those fanboys who said I´d never become a top-selling character...

[dnno1]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/Danjester/HalJordanamansman.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: and your place is under my left boot.

[Panthro]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/Danjester/HalJordanamansman.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: and your place is under my left boot.
:pal::pal::pal::pal::pal:

[Panthro]

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r188/icebox_bucket/Green_Lantern_10_1280x1024.jpg
GL: "Who dared criticize Bruce Springsteen?! Who?!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/Danjester/HalJordanamansman.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: and your place is under my left boot.

Wow, can´t believe Hal actually said that in a comic. It might have been in the sixties or seventies, but still...:wow::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: How does Batman deal with that stuff?

]http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt238/and91688/catwomanbatman.jpg
BATMAN: Trust me, you get used to it...

[Webhead2006]

hehe

[BigSams50]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: How does Batman deal with that stuff?

]http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt238/and91688/catwomanbatman.jpg
BATMAN: Trust me, you get used to it...
http://i37.tinypic.com/149uous.gif

[Panthro]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: How does Batman deal with that stuff?

]http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt238/and91688/catwomanbatman.jpg
BATMAN: Trust me, you get used to it...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrandonRouthGreenLantern.jpg
It did not occur to Brandon Routh during his audition for Kyle Rayner that he was technically wearing the Hal Jordan Green Lantern uniform.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrandonRouthGreenLantern.jpg
ROUTH: Please, give me a role in Green Lantern! The Superman movie franchise may get a reboot God knows when, all I got is this Italian supernatural comic book character Americans barely know! I can be a cool Kyle Rayner! God, I´ll even voice that alien squirrel dude...

[Webhead2006]

Non Routh Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[dnno1]

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: How does Batman deal with that stuff?

]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/batman-catwoman-2.jpg
BATMAN: Trust me, you get used to it...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/d_3111.jpg
Wonder Woman: Why is it always tough for me?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30BlackGLFlash.jpg
FLASH: "So what did you think of New Frontier and First Flight?"
JOHN STEWART: "Get away from me."

[ultimatefan]

Nice follow up, Dnno!

hehehehehehehehhee, don´t tease John...

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/30BlackGLFlash.jpg
FLASH: Don´t worry if DC keeps ignoring you for their STV movies, when they make MY solo movie, I promise you´ll get a cameo!
JOHN STEWART: Somebody please kill me...

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHalKilowag.jpg
HAL: "Now what's this crap about Paris Hilton playing Carol [Ferris] in our up coming live action film?"

[Webhead2006]

haha

[NefCanuck]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHalKilowag.jpg

HAL: Okay, who's the smart arse who took my ring?

NefCanuck

[Timstuff]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/Danjester/HalJordanamansman.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: and your place is under my left boot.

LMAO, sexism FTL! :pal:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/1BoodikaHalKilowag.jpg
HAL: "Got you right where we want you now Rothman!"

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg

If I die, I want to come back as this man.

that would be a great gf/

Also, she's hot. So all is forgiven.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3341241295_63879af2d6.jpg

That's the kinda girl you marry.

Then, what about this one?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/60197.jpg

[Drakon]

I dunno. But the boots and gloves work in her favor.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, great stuff!

[ultimatefan]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/60197.jpg
Not convinced yet? Wait till I start flying and my skirt catches wind...

[Ace of Knaves]

She's much hotter than that Star Sapphire chick.

[ultimatefan]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/9851/sinestro.jpg
This universe is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The planets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the alien vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the intergalactic whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No.

[dnno1]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/Danjester/HalJordanamansman.jpg

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: and your place is under my left boot.

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj187/protocida/StarSapphire.jpg
Star Sapphire: How does Batman deal with that stuff?

]http://i615.photobucket.com/albums/tt238/and91688/catwomanbatman.jpg
BATMAN: Trust me, you get used to it...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/hiketeia.jpg
BATMAN: Why is everybody trying to get into the act.

[Webhead2006]

haha and good gal in gl outfit.

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/hal_soath.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/green-lantern.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternRebirth5.jpg
Green Lantern: Who asked you to but in?

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GreenLanternRebirth5.jpg
GREEN LANTERN: "What do you mean you don't like having Jackie Earl Haley be a candidate to play you?"

[ultimatefan]

Why, indeed

[ultimatefan]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/9851/sinestro.jpg
HALEY: That´s right,now I play all the anti-heroes/bad guys in Hollywood!

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx189/CheoneferIkari/Alan%20Rickman/alan_rickman_02.jpg
RICKMAN: F***ing usurper...

[Panthro]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/9851/sinestro.jpg
HALEY: That´s right,now I play all the anti-heroes/bad guys in Hollywood!

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx189/CheoneferIkari/Alan%20Rickman/alan_rickman_02.jpg
RICKMAN: F***ing usurper...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[dnno1]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg
Dan Didio; What? You again? What do you want know?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/GLFanboyandArisia.png
I also want this woman to play Arisia in the movie. She's hot and I need a lot of women to pump up my single male image (and libido).

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/SanDiegoDay3l.jpg
Dan Dido (after putting on his cap): This is getting rediculous. Can't you see I am running a panel at a comic book convention? Please have this man escorted out, but leave the pictures.
GL: If you won't meet my demands, I don't want to speak with you anymore, I want to speak with the man...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/Aromors/green-lantern.png

[Panthro]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/dnno1/3759985242_65b30159e1.jpg
Dan Didio; What? You again? What do you want know?

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I also want this woman to play Arisia in the movie. She's hot and I need a lot of women to pump up my single male image (and libido).

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Dan Dido (after putting on his cap): This is getting rediculous. Can't you see I am running a panel at a comic book convention? Please have this man escorted out, but leave the pictures.
GL: If you won't meet my demands, I don't want to speak with you anymore, I want to speak with the man...

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Hehehehehe

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ALAN SCOTT GL: "All I can say is I'd better be a main character in a future JSA movie."