The Captain America Caption Thread

[Panthro]

Thanks a lot!

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj286/Whoabro2008/seed48.jpg
SKELETOR: You´re a rip-off of me, you bastard!

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RED SKULL: What, you idiot! I was created in 1941, over forty years before you! You probably also think Thor is a rip-off of He-Man...

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj286/Whoabro2008/seed48.jpg
SKELETOR: What, oh no, that muscled idiot is a rip-off of Conan!

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RED SKULL: Hmmm,that´s actually kinda true, the character was created from a failed attempt at a Conan toyline. Plus that haircut of him looks fruity.

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SKELETOR: Indeed, it does. What´s that, Louise Brooks on steroids?

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RED SKULL: Tell me about it. I fight a guy who wears little wings on the sides of his head.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o213/rebopoots/Lold.jpg
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!:awesome:

[Panthro]

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RED SKULL: "Your movie costume doesn't have the wings! It sucks!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Damn it Red, don't be such a fanboy!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot! Gee, even RS is a fanboy these days...

[chamber-music]

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4296/capdisco.jpg



First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

[Panthro]

Hehehe, gotta love Cap & Disco

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4296/capdisco.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Whether you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk. Music loud, women warm I've been kicked around since I was born. Now it's alright, that's okay, I live to see another day. Oh we can try to understand the New York time's affect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're staying alive, staying alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and you're staying alive, staying alive, ah ha ah ha, staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. Well now I get a low and I get high and if I can't get either I really try. Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes I'm dancing man and I just can't lose..."

[KalMart]

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After a long day of death-defying stunts, battling Nazis, and defending freedom....Cap was relieved to know that even the mere scent of a woman was still enough to elicit a reaction.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: See, I have the frikking wings! Happy now?

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SHELDON:
BAAAZIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.dailyblam.com/sites/all/files/Green_Lantern_movie_design_v2_by_qBATMANp.jpg
GL:Hah, now that fans will see that my costume design is much closer to the comics than they initially thought, my movie´s hype will go through the roof!

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yeah, but now I have the wings, and you STILL don´t have the white gloves, nyah nyah nyah nyah!

http://www.dailyblam.com/sites/all/files/Green_Lantern_movie_design_v2_by_qBATMANp.jpg
GL: Oh, for the love of God...

[Panthro]

http://www.dailyblam.com/sites/all/files/Green_Lantern_movie_design_v2_by_qBATMANp.jpg
GL:Hah, now that fans will see that my costume design is much closer to the comics than they initially thought, my movie´s hype will go through the roof!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/08/article-0-0B18D2A6000005DC-766_634x396.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yeah, but now I have the wings, and you STILL don´t have the white gloves, nyah nyah nyah nyah!

http://www.dailyblam.com/sites/all/files/Green_Lantern_movie_design_v2_by_qBATMANp.jpg
GL: Oh, for the love of God...
:pal::pal::pal::pal:

[Panthro]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: See, I have the frikking wings! Happy now?

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o265/SequimHunter01/Sheldon.jpg
SHELDON:
BAAAZIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Bwahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!

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GUY IN CAP SUIT: Seriously girls,I´m actually Chris Evans! CGI and photoshop do incredible things these days, huh?

[ultimatefan]

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ANNOUNCER:And this rare item is Hitler´s car, as seen on Disney´s Electric Parade.

[KalMart]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4089/4972109932_fd774b9d26_b.jpg

The world's first hybrid automobile...circa 1942....powered by both a gasoline engine and the souls non-Aryans. Estimated mileage....14 mpr (miles per Rabbi), 18 highway....a bit better using high-test women and children.

[ultimatefan]

That is so wrong, and yet so funny.

[Panthro]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Watch our show or we will destroy you!"
OTHER AVENGERS: "What he said!"

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Yeah, we're the ones who got the guys at Marvel & Disney to cancel 'Wolverine & the X-Men' in order to ensure more money for our show! You got a problem with that?!"

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WOMAN: "You're Chris Evans stunt double? You look old enough to be his grandpa! Or his dad at least."
STUNT DOUBLE: "Thanks you really know how to make a guy feel good about himself and his work.:csad:"

[Panthro]

All those captions were great BTW.

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RED SKULL: "What?! I never said it would top the original by Cyndi Lauper! All I said was that Miley Cyrus's cover of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun wasn't that bad!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Die you heathen scum!!!"

[Panthro]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Time to go Terminator on your damn Nazi asses!"

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GL: "Poor guy, he looks like a mannequin."

[KalMart]

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GL: Bwaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa....!!! ZOMG....look at your costume...!!

CA: Look who's talking....

[KalMart]

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Breaking News: sources say that the earlier part of the upcoming Captain America movie will depict the 'Battle Of the Bulge'.

[KalMart]

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Coulson: What is this? Where did you get this?

Stark: What? Oh that...antique shop.

Coulson: Antique shop?

Stark: Cool, huh? Got it for a song, too, since it's missing the hour and minute hands.

Coulson: ....hour and min-....?

Stark: Yeah, but you know how I am with tools. Figured it would go perfectly between the Dali and Magritte in the dining room.

Coulson: ...do you have any idea what this....?

Stark: Dang, the valve's come loose again....could you hand me that hammer?

Coulson: ...this...?

Stark: No-no...the BIG one over there...with the strap....

Coulson: The big.....HOLY %$#@, where did you get THAT..?!!!

[Superhero 101]

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Stunt Cap: How You Doin'?

Woman:Perv!!!

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Yeah, we're the ones who got the guys at Marvel & Disney to cancel 'Wolverine & the X-Men' in order to ensure more money for our show! You got a problem with that?!"

"

i have no problem with that whatsoever, AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around, guys!

[ultimatefan]

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WOMAN: Is that a baggy stuntman suit or you´re happy to see me?
CAP STUNTMAN: A little on column A, a little on B...

[ultimatefan]

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CAP STUNTMAN: Hmmm, no,not even blindfolded I´d consider you hot!

WOMAN: Shallow a**hole.

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CAP STUNTMAN: Lord Vader... Riiise!

WOMAN: Please, just stick with the stunt work, darling.

[ultimatefan]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: What you mean, "I´m more of an X-Men guy"?!

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: So, it was YOU who came up with Next Avengers!

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Prepare to meet the REAL A-team, b****!
HULK: Hulk pity the fool who won´t watch this show!

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF!

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/capamermachestset9.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/bentxandxbroken/nerdgasm.jpg

FANBOY: Oh... My... God! Pics... of unfinished sets... Even sewer caps!! That... Is... So... Exciting!!

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/capamermachestset9.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/bentxandxbroken/nerdgasm.jpg

FANBOY: Oh... My... God! Pics... of unfinished sets... Even sewer caps!! That... Is... So... Exciting!!
Hehehehehehehe

[KalMart]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/capamermachestset9.jpg


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/bentxandxbroken/nerdgasm.jpg

FANBOY: Oh... My... God! Pics... of unfinished sets... Even sewer caps!! That... Is... So... Exciting!!

They must have blown the budget on snacks for the stuntman.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Leave Barry Allen Alone! He didn't ask to be brought back into the DCU to be the Flash again! It's not his fault DC likes its Silver Age!"

[redhawk23]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/5295/deadsnowredskullkopie.jpg


Who the hell made this? its fantastic, its really scary but you can totally still tell its hugo weaving. i'm totally amazed.

[redhawk23]

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

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http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4296/capdisco.jpg

:awesome:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, great stuff all around.

[ultimatefan]

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4296/capdisco.jpg

CAP: Batusi, my ass! I just invented the CAPUSI!!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF, Red.

[KalMart]

http://**************.com/images/users/uploads/10959/123797675_disco-hitler.gif

A.H.: Und NOW...ze cube iss NOTHING...ve haf ze upper hand, because ve haf ze SPHERE! Und ze vorld vill be OURSS...!!


<cue 'Best Of My Love'>
http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4296/capdisco.jpg

C.A.: Not if I have anything to do with it...!!

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehhe

[ultimatefan]

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HITLER: I may nod be ze lord of ze vorld, but I´m ze lord of ze dance!


http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4296/capdisco.jpg

CAP: We´ll see about that!

[ultimatefan]

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HITLER: Vhat, zis is nod a Disney movie? Zorry, force of habit...

[Panthro]

Lve all those disco Cap/Hitler captions. :awesome:

[KalMart]

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Skull: ....he vearss ze metal suit, like ze armor, jä....?

Others: Nein....

Skull: ....ah...but he needs ze man mit ze metal suit....

Others: ...Jä....

Skull: ...he needs heem for ze promotion und ze popularity, jä...?

Other: Jä...!

Skull: ......Captain America....

Others: <applauds> Wunderbar..!!!

Skull: Heh...I am guut as zis, jä...?!

[Shivsguy616]

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Skull: ....he vearss ze metal suit, like ze armor, jä....?

Others: Nein....

Skull: ....ah...but he needs ze man mit ze metal suit....

Others: ...Jä....

Skull: ...he needs heem for ze promotion und ze popularity, jä...?

Other: Jä...!

Skull: ......Captain America....

Others: <applauds> Wunderbar..!!!

Skull: Heh...I am guut as zis, jä...?!

:awesome: Teehee! Very good!

By the way though, "ja" doesn't have umlauts.

[KalMart]

:awesome: Teehee! Very good!

By the way though, "ja" doesn't have umlauts.

It does if they pronounce it with a Swedish accent. :oldrazz:

[Shivsguy616]

It does if they pronounce it with a Swedish accent. :oldrazz:

:doh: Silly me! How did I not realise from context that they were putting on Swedish accents? :awesome:

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/camanchesterfilming4.jpg
ANNOUNCER: The Obama administration decided to go for an old school way to kill the Iraq War problem and the recession with one stone.

[KalMart]

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Guard 1: Dudes...should we help him or what?

Guard 2: Well yeah..I would think so, wouldn't you?

Guard 3: He's kind of a prick, though...

Guard 4: But he's our leader, dude...

Guard 1: He's also a prick, dude.

Guard 2: He is a bit of a prick...

Guard 3: Right?

Guard 4: But what if we don't do anything, and he still wins?

Guard 1: We'll just say we didn't hear anything.

Guard 2: Yeah, like that'll %$#@'ing work, genius...!

Guard 3: Hey shut-up...he'll hear us...

Guard 4: Screw this, man...I'm gonna go torture some villagers...you guys deal with this.

[KalMart]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2s1801y.jpg


Tonight....on Dancing With The Nazis....!!

[Shivsguy616]

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Tonight....on Dancing With The Nazis....!!

Subtitled for British viewers: "Tonight....on Strictly Come Nazi....!!" :oldrazz:

[KalMart]

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......and with one punch, Red Skull's insipid soldier miniaturization program came to a crashing end.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff Kal!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Kal. Love the guards debating & "Dancing with the Nazis".


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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Yoooooooooooooooooo Joe!!!"
RED SKULL: "Wrong franchise idiot! Wrong era as well!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Shut up!"

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/hayleycaset3.jpg
NARRATOR:...Hence comes the tragic end of this little known supervillain, Uncontrollable Dandruff Man.

[KalMart]

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....ughnnnn...what'd they do to me....?...I feel like I'm gonna hurl...


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...wait...what the hell...?...where'd these muscles come from....?


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...oh my GODD...what happened to my FEET...?!!


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...I'm a FREEAAAAKKK...!!! Oh god, what's happened to meeee...?!!


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...oh-God oh-God oh-God...please tell me this is a horrible dream...please tell me I'll be able to wear normal shoes again...oh God PLEEAAASSSE....!

[Deaths Head II]

:pal:

[KalMart]

http://oi54.tinypic.com/qs1qj8.jpg

Screw the Nazis, lady...lookkit' my FEET...I'm havin' an allergic crisis over here...!!! Get me a friggin' doctor before I hump your leg!!


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...fine...you asked for it...!!

[ultimatefan]

Great stuf Kal!

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PEGGY: Are you seriously trying to hump on a woman with a gun?

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ROGERS: I been in the army for six months, I´d hump on Eleanor Roosevelt with a gun!!

[ultimatefan]

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EVANS: It´s Evans, sir. Christopher Robert Evans. I come before you today, humbled... and humiliated... to ask you for one thing. I want you to kill Tim Story.

[ultimatefan]

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EVANS: Oh for Chrissakes, you fanboys will give me a hard time on that again? It´s kind of blonde, c´mon, it´s a darkish, quasi-bronze kinda blonde... You didn´t want me to spend the movie looking like Billy Joel, did ya?

[Superhero 101]

Ha Ha like the Kill Tim Story one :D:D

[HUMANIMAL]

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is this the way to the audition for "the hobbit"?

[ultimatefan]

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It´z vun to ztay at ze...

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Y

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M

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C

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A!

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RANDY JONES: Those bastards stole our act!

GLENN HUGHES: And we´d never dress up as superheroes! Those colorful comic book suits look way too gay!

[Panthro]

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It´z vun to ztay at ze...

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Y

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M

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C

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A!

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RANDY JONES: Those bastards stole our act!

GLENN HUGHES: And we´d never dress up as superheroes! Those colorful comic book suits look way too gay!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[KalMart]

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Rest assured...herr Captain....ve haf' veyys.....of making you ....DANCE...!!





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Curse you, Hitler...!

[Panthro]

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STEVE ROGERS: "For the last time I'm not an overgrown Hobbit!"

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STEVE ROGERS: "There's no place like home... there's no place like home... there's no place like home..."

[Panthro]

How Evans stays warm on a cold set -

http://i1202.photobucket.com/albums/bb373/Starsapphire2814/spl213566_014-450x675.jpg
CHRIS EVANS [thinking]: "Okay, just keep picturing Hayley Atwell naked and you'll get through this..."

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I loved the Tim Story one. Good work fellas.

[HUMANIMAL]

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2912/spl2135790171.jpg (http://img842.imageshack.us/i/spl2135790171.jpg/)

ooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuch !!!!!!!!! must be the side effects from those roids

[KalMart]

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Oh dear Lord...I can deal with the funky feet, but please....PLLLEEEAAASSSEE....let my...um...well...my...y'know....be okay. Please Lord, let it still be normal so I can at least go on living....



<looks inside pants>


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OOOOHHHHH-MY-GODDDD....!!!!!!

[Panthro]

^^Hahahahahaha

[Panthro]

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RED SKULL: "Swing batter batter, swing batter batter! Miss batter batter, miss batter batter!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Shut up!"

[Vartha]

ya know......this thread SHOULD have been titled CAPTION America thread........

[KalMart]

ya know......this thread SHOULD have been titled CAPTION America thread........

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[Vartha]

http://i55.tinypic.com/5496kg.jpg
:woot:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman."

[ultimatefan]

Col stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.tinypic.com/1z4vqd2.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Oh my God, did your mask just make "BOINK!" when I punched you?!
RED SKULL: What were you expecting, Rick Baker level of makeup? This was a bargain at the costume store! With this movie´s budget, you´re lucky it´s not a mud mask!

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg
EVANS: Dear Lord, I shall be always a good Christian and built many churches in thy name... If Hollywood keeps making a lot of comic book movies so I can star in them!

[kedrell]

http://i51.tinypic.com/1z4vqd2.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhh!!!"

RED SKULL: "That's it, just go loose and...."

<Ker-Pop!>

RED SKULL: "There, how's your shoulder feel now?"

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Good as new, Dr. Schmidt. Thanks."

RED SKULL: "Even superheroes need a chiropractic adustment every once in a while."

[Hotwire]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/hayleycaset3.jpg
Everyone in the city knew about Dave's cocaine problem. They just chose to go about their lives.

[Moridin]

:lmao:^^

[Panthro]

:awesome:All those captions were great.:awesome:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i51.tinypic.com/1z4vqd2.jpg
ANNOUNCER:...And this is the real story of how Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi got beat up.

[ultimatefan]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f89/myaakerling/Shang%20High/catherine_fedden7.jpg
HAYLEY ATWELL: Why yes, in fact I have a naked scene in my next movie. I actually find nude scenes to be quite liberating...

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg
ROGERS: Thank you, Lord! Thank you so much!

[Panthro]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f89/myaakerling/Shang%20High/catherine_fedden7.jpg
HAYLEY ATWELL: Why yes, in fact I have a naked scene in my next movie. I actually find nude scenes to be quite liberating...

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg
ROGERS: Thank you, Lord! Thank you so much!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Moridin]

I should probably stop using this line in these caption threads but it make me laugh every time.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)

Cap: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

Skull: wft?! :huh:

*WHAM*

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Superheroes and magic, always a tough match...

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg
ROGERS: Thank you Lord, for giving me rubber feet instead of rubber nipples!

[cryptic name]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg

CAP: Revenge is a dish best served cold! Like PIZZA!!

RED SKULL: You prefer cold pizza?!

CAP: The morning after, it's the best.

RED SKULL: Better than hot pizza? That's insane!

CAP: You don't tell me what kind of pizza to like!!!

[Panthro]

I should probably stop using this line in these caption threads but it make me laugh every time.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)

Cap: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

Skull: wft?! :huh:

*WHAM*
Bwahahahahahahaha, who would have guessed Cap was a closet Harry Potter fan?

The pizza & rubber ones were funny too. :awesome:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg
RED SKULL: "My father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he went off a little crazier than usual-"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Goddamn it Red you are not the Joker!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cold pizza is awesome!

[ultimatefan]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z159/goduke201/1226091Fantastic-Four-Jessica-Alba-.jpg
ALBA: Hah, I´m on top of the world as the star of the FF movies, and I´ll make many, many more!

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/airhead102/Jessica%20Alba/2005_fantastic_four_017.jpg
ALBA: What the f*** happened?! They´re rebooting the franchise without me, and my career is dropping down to B-list movies, I may end up on DTV stuff!!

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg
EVANS: Good job sir, thank you!

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)
CAPTAIN AMERICA: The hammer is my penis.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)
CAPTAIN AMERICA: You've got more than enough evil hours to get into the henchmen's union.
SKULL: Pssh! I'm not a henchman, I have a Ph.D. in horribleness!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Is that the new catchphrase?

[Panthro]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z159/goduke201/1226091Fantastic-Four-Jessica-Alba-.jpg
ALBA: Hah, I´m on top of the world as the star of the FF movies, and I´ll make many, many more!

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn252/airhead102/Jessica%20Alba/2005_fantastic_four_017.jpg
ALBA: What the f*** happened?! They´re rebooting the franchise without me, and my career is dropping down to B-list movies, I may end up on DTV stuff!!

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg
EVANS: Good job sir, thank you!
:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud:awesome:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)
CAPTAIN AMERICA: You've got more than enough evil hours to get into the henchmen's union.
SKULL: Pssh! I'm not a henchman, I have a Ph.D. in horribleness!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Is that the new catchphrase?
Hahahahahahahahahaha

[cryptic name]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)
CAPTAIN AMERICA: You've got more than enough evil hours to get into the henchmen's union.
SKULL: Pssh! I'm not a henchman, I have a Ph.D. in horribleness!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Is that the new catchphrase?

fantastic

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Don't you ever say Coke is better than Pepsi!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Congratulations on getting Hayley Atwell to play your girlfriend!"
CAP: "Thanks. I'm looking forward to seeing her play a stripper, a real stripper, in her upcoming film. Take that, Natalie Portman!"
THOR: "...."

[sabetoonth]

Is.....is that from Preacher? It sounds vaguely familiar! .....no, wait....Zack and Miri, right? The talented Justin Long, right?
Yes it is, i remember that scene lol

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)
CAP: "Help, I'm being spontaneous!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: And that´s for your new cartoon version doing a blatant impression of Robert Downey Jr! I don´t sound like Chris Evans do I?
IRON MAN: Of course not, we don´t know if your movie´s a hit yet or not! For all we know it could be another Hulk!
CA: That does it, this shield is going Lorena Bobbit on yo d***!

[Panthro]

Hahahahaha
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble!"

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/ewcaptainamerica.jpg
Hi, I´m Captain America and I´m here to talk to you about prevention of STDs while banging foreign hookers in the war zone.

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=ultimatefan;19130841]http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/ewcaptainamerica.jpg/QUOTE]

no ordinary patriot

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/ewcaptainamerica.jpg
Hi, I´m Captain America and I´m here to talk to you about prevention of STDs while banging foreign hookers in the war zone.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!
http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
ROGERS: Hey my eyes are up here!

[Raiden]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg

MAJOR PEGGY CARTER: Sorry, what were you saying?
STEVE ROGERS: ........

[KenK]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg

STEVE ROGERS: The ginger behind me is checking me out, isn't he?
MAJOR PEGGY CARTER: Yup!

[Panthro]

All three of those captions were :awesome:

If there are any mods looking through this who don't want us using these pictures please PM me and I'll edit the post to remove said picture.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/captain-america-EW-1-header.jpg
SOLDIER #1: "It's Cap and he brought the keg!"

[Figs]

Hahahaha!! Good one Panthro!

[Panthro]

Thanks Figs.

Ah Queen....
http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/captainamericaewscans9.jpg
HYDRA THUG #1: "Cobra? No, but we get that a lot."

[Spider-Fan83]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
STEVE ROGERS- "its not a sundae... its a banana slit :cwink:"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/captainamericaewscans9.jpg
HYDRA THUG #1:We´re kinda like the Stormtroopers, only badass!

[kedrell]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8792/10365634.jpg
Steve: "I'm just gonna grab this shirt, if you don't mind. Just watch out for the guns. They'll get you."
Peggy: "You are pathetic. This has to be the feeblest pickup attempt that I have ever encountered. You know, I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Rogers, but not from you."
Steve: "Wait a minute! I... pickup attempt? I.. I am very offended. I have very little time to get to the gym, so I have to sculpt my guns here."
Peggy: "Oh, stop calling your arms 'guns'!"

[Figs]

Hahaha! Nice!

[kedrell]

Thanks, that pic just screamed for an Anchorman quote.

[Panthro]

Funy stuff guys.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/captain-america-EW-1-header.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Spartans, prepare for glory! Eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight we dine in HELL!!!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/captain-america-EW-1-header.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Wow, what a great reception, it was worth all the blood and tears in the battlefield! Thanks guys!

SOLDIER: It´s not for you, idiot! it´s for her!!


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a259/SmartnSexii/betty_page.jpg
BETTY PAGE: Go USA!!

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/caewphotos4.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Okay, now I´m ready to spend years sleeping around sex-deprived soldiers.

[The Navigator]

http://img40.imagefra.me/i3au/redwoods_wolf/gnmd_acb_u1v9.jpg
"Now the american will never escape!"

http://img38.imagefra.me/i3au/redwoods_wolf/ac_d49_u1v9.jpg
"Nuts."

[ultimatefan]

^CONNERY: They´re talking to you, Junior, I´m scottish!

[kedrell]

Hehehehe.....again, can't go wrong with it. ;)

[ultimatefan]

Great one Panthro!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
STEVE ROGERS- Please, don´t look at me like that. We´re in Europe, it´s FREEZING COLD!!

[Panthro]

Thanks guys.

Hehehe

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
STEVE ROGERS: "Hey, my eyes are up h- nah, these pecs are magnificent, I know. Bask your eyes in their glory!"

[ultimatefan]

Glad I could inspire you!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
PEGGY CARTER: You know, I was going to do the "is that a gun in your pocket or you´re happy to see me?" bit, but in this case it seems fairly self-explanatory...

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
ROGERS: Is that creepy guy behind me staring at my junk?
PEGGY: Yes he is, and I don´t blame him...

[kedrell]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
Steve: "Ok, we've seen Tony dance drunk, Reed dance goofy and Peter dance emo. All I can make dance are my pecs."

[wobbly]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg

Steve: "Well Peggy,what do you think?
Peggy: "I'm thinking it's not that cold..."

[kedrell]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
Steve: "So, Miss Carter. What are your initial thoughts on how the project turned out? Miss Carter? Hello?"
Peggy: "Uhh.....all I can think is GOD ****ING BLESS AMERICA!!"

[Panthro]

All those new captions were great. :awesome:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg (http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg)
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Why do you have wings on your head? Why do not have wings on your head? Why do you sometimes have wings on your head but not other times? Do you have any idea how f***ing sick and tired I am of hearing those questions?! Are people completely incapable of figuring out their the wings of eagle, the bird proudly adorns our quarters and symbolize power, strength and unity?! Have people forgotten what time period I was created?! I show up with wings, the f***ing fanboys complain they look silly but you know what? I show up without the wings and the f***ing fanboys still complain! I'm one of Marvel's most beloved creations, and I did it all wearing f***ing wings on my head!"

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
STEVE: What the F*** you mean Jessica Alba is replacing Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow for the Avengers movie?!
PEGGY: It´s true, check out this pic!


http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/17394L.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RhoiX9HEM_o/SsmFcMFP9hI/AAAAAAAAAh4/ROd6b9faA3o/s400/joss+whedon.jpg
WHEDON: Take it easy guys, that suit´s for a Spy Kids movie! Do you really think I´d be that crazy?


http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/spl213566_014.jpg
STEVE: Oh thank you Lord, thank you so much!!

[3dman27]

http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/17394L.jpg


!

jessica alba"the next guy who says i'm relacing scarlett johannsen as black widow in the avengers is going to NEED captain america

[kaijunexus]

Edit this thread title to "The Caption America Thread".

[ultimatefan]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
CAP: Dammit Hulk! Hope those f***ing prime ribs were worth it!

[captainrogers]

jessica alba"the next guy who says i'm relacing scarlett johannsen as black widow in the avengers is going to NEED captain america

Frankly I'm surprised nobody's tried to insert the other two FF actors into these Avengers shenanigans . ;)

[Panthro]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
CAP: Dammit Hulk! Hope those f***ing prime ribs were worth it!
Bwahahahahahahaha

[The Navigator]

http://img38.imagefra.me/i3b4/redwoods_wolf/f8km_224_u1v9.jpg

And there came a day--a day unlike any other--when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat. To fight the foes no single superheroes could withstand. On that day--

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
--Mr. Stay Puft was no more.

[Panthro]

http://img38.imagefra.me/i3b4/redwoods_wolf/f8km_224_u1v9.jpg

And there came a day--a day unlike any other--when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat. To fight the foes no single superheroes could withstand. On that day--

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
--Mr. Stay Puft was no more.
:awesome: Hahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/captain-america-EW-1-header.jpg
SOLDIER: "Oh man, this is great, we never thought we'd get to meet you! You are only like the coolest guy ever!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Well schucks guys..."
SOLDIER: "Come on don't be so modest man! You're the Human Torch and you've tapped more ass in a week than we have in a year!"
CAP: "Yeah I- wait what?"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/captain-america-EW-1-header.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "There is an idea of a Captain America; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/captain-america-EW-1-header.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
STEVE: "Tell me Peggy, do you like Huey Lewis & the News?"

[captainrogers]

On a bit of an American Psycho kick, aren't we?

[Panthro]

On a bit of an American Psycho kick, aren't we?
What can I say, 'Captain American Psycho' seemed like a good idea at the time.

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love AP quotes.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
CAP: Wasn´t it supposed to be delicious pudding?
IRON MAN; Yeah, but you know, it´s Marvel studios, low budget...
CAP: What is this then? Oatmill?
IRON MAN: Don´t think edible. Or manufactured. Or human. Or sanitary.
CAP: Dear God.
IRON MAN: YOu´ll need Him after being covered in this, yeah.

[Hotwire]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
Gatalctus: Sorry.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/captain-america-EW-1-header.jpg
SOLDIER: I can´t believe it! Finally, we have some hope to win this damn war!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: That´s right guys, I BROUGHT BEER AND HOOKERS!!
SOLDIER: You´re our hero!!
CAP: But, huh, the hookers aren´t pretty.
SOLDIER: That´s okay.
CAP: And the beer is non-alcoholic.
SOLDIER: YOU MOTHERF***ER!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_originals/captain_america_4979/captain_america_20101101_1887621230.jpg

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
ANNOUNCER: American Beauty - Chicks version. Summer 2011.

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=ultimatefan;19165108]


http://www.**************.com/images/users/gallerypictures/17394L.jpg


/QUOTE]

max guverias get ready for some time warped reinforcements ,the dark angel is back in action over 50years before she was BORN

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_originals/captain_america_4979/captain_america_20101101_1887621230.jpg
PEGGY: "Hi I'm Plenty."
CAP: "But of course you are."
PEGGY: "Plenty O'Toole."
CAP: "Named after your father, perhaps?"

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_originals/captain_america_4979/captain_america_20101101_1887621230.jpg
PEGGY: "My name is Pussy Galore."
CAP: "I must be dreaming."

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_originals/captain_america_4979/captain_america_20101101_1887621230.jpg
PEGGY: "How did you escape those Nazis torture men?"
CAP: "I shot them with a tiny revolver I keep near my balls. Trust me, homophobes never check there."

[NEXUS 6]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/caewphotos2.jpg
Captain America: Where are your ears?
http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/MK-Red-Skull-NEW.jpg
Red Skull: Hey! No more cracks about the way I look!

[Panthro]

Hehehehehehe

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_originals/captain_america_4979/captain_america_20101101_1887621230.jpg
PEGGY: "Mr. Rogers, you just defeated a whole platoon of Nazi soldiers and almost single handedly won World War 2 for the Allies. What are you gonna do next?"
CAP: "I'm going to Disney Land!"

[Coca Cola Duracell Franklin.]

http://cdn04.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sam-worthington-april-2010-details-03162010-03-430x573.jpg
Before Super Soldier Serum.

http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/0924-captain-america-movie-01-480x720.jpg
After Super Soldier Serum.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: Hah, my costume looks much more like the comics than yours!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
CAPTAIN: Maybe, but at least I don´t look like my action figure... Are you anatomically correct, by the way?


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: Go to hell.

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: Hah, my costume looks much more like the comics than yours!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
CAPTAIN: Maybe, but at least I don´t look like my action figure... Are you anatomically correct, by the way?


http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: Go to hell.
Hehehehehehe

[C. Lee]

Keep it clean in here guys.

[Superhero 101]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
So Who r u supposed to Be?

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
Guess

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
CAPTAIN: Hulk?

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: No


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
Captain: Deadpool?

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL No.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
Hanibal King

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
No!!!!

[ultimatefan]

Hehehehe, he looks a little goofy in that frame, but then again that´s how that scene goes.

[kedrell]

Hehehehe, I'm just havin' fun. I specifically chose that frame because it looked the goofiest. No GL hate from me here.

[ultimatefan]

http://i53.tinypic.com/14c8pp4.jpg
GL: Oh my God, Captain America!! You´re my hero!! I grew up worshipping you!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
CAPTAIN: Huh, thanks, but you know, you were created originally in the forties, like me...

http://i53.tinypic.com/14c8pp4.jpg
GL: Yeah, but I´m a retconned version from the sixties! Actually, a modernized version of that retcon...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
CAPTAIN: Actually, I´m the modern version of my retcon from the sixties too... Even though I was supposed to be the same guy... And I wasn´t supposed to be in the ice... Look, this stuff is already convoluted and confusing as hell, let´s not make it even worse!

[Panthro]

http://i53.tinypic.com/14c8pp4.jpg
GL: Oh my God, Captain America!! You´re my hero!! I grew up worshipping you!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
CAPTAIN: Huh, thanks, but you know, you were created originally in the forties, like me...

http://i53.tinypic.com/14c8pp4.jpg
GL: Yeah, but I´m a retconned version from the sixties! Actually, a modernized version of that retcon...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
CAPTAIN: Actually, I´m the modern version of my retcon from the sixties too... Even though I was supposed to be the same guy... And I wasn´t supposed to be in the ice... Look, this stuff is already convoluted and confusing as hell, let´s not make it even worse!
Hahahahahahahaha :awesome:

[Panthro]

http://i53.tinypic.com/14c8pp4.jpg
GL: "So how did you manage to snag a love interest closer to your own age than I did?"
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/cap-3.jpg
CAPTAIN: "Just lucky I guess."

[Excelsior.]

^^^^^^Best one yet.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
CAP: "It's going to be legen...wait for it...and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is...DAIRY!"

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
CAP: Hey. I'm just sitting here. Wearing my ring. My beautiful ring. Kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong. Like... my shirt. Kinda dont wanna wear my shirt any more. Or my underwear. Oh, that's right, I'm not wearing any.

GIRL: No underwear?

CAP: Not even slightly.

[Panthro]

^^^^^^Best one yet.
Thanks.

Loved these last two captions.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: Hah, my costume looks much more like the comics than yours!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
CAP: Yeah, but I didn´t need motion capture and CGI to improve my physique. Pure. Evans!

[Panthro]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: Hah, my costume looks much more like the comics than yours!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
CAP: Yeah, but I didn´t need motion capture and CGI to improve my physique. Pure. Evans!
Hahahahahahahaha

[Hotwire]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: Hah, my costume looks much more like the comics than yours!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
CAP: Yeah, but I didn´t need motion capture and CGI to improve my physique. Pure. Evans!
Um, neither does Reynolds.

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Damn. All this bloodshed because the Green Lantern fans and casual general audience going fans couldn't discuss/critique the first Green Lantern trailer in a civilized manner. Sad, really."

[The Navigator]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
He's not really sad at all the carnage, but how cinched up those leg-straps are.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_originals/captain_america_4979/captain_america_20101101_1887621230.jpg


PEGGY: You got a telegram from headquarters today.

CAP: Headquarters--what is it?

PEGGY: Well, it's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important right now.

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_originals/captain_america_4979/captain_america_20101101_1887621230.jpg


PEGGY: Would you like something to read?
CAP: Do you have anything light?
PEGGY: Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Seriously, they thought a Justin Bieber concert would improve the troop´s morale?

[captaintass]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg

"Steve, where is your chest hair? This is the 1940's...men don't shave or wax their chests!"

[3dman27]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg

"

steve" some days i fee as thoughl i'm in the middle of a cliffhanger serial"
peggy"better that than a horror movie"

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Seriously, they thought a Justin Bieber concert would improve the troop´s morale?
Hahahahahaha

The others were funny too.

[JamalYIgle]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v497/spidermedia/alex_nexs/greengreenstuff17-56-15.jpg
GL: Hah, my costume looks much more like the comics than yours!

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericaewscans1.jpg
CAP: Yeah, but I didn´t need motion capture and CGI to improve my physique. Pure. Evans!

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ryan_reynolds.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a1idQQpEnHk/Sp-zFOHIFWI/AAAAAAAAAq8/QIHj2yGdLzI/s400/ryan_reynolds_mh.jpg
Riiiiggghhhhhttt, CGI.

[BoredGuy]

^uh oh, ultimatefan riled the reynolds man-crush fans!

its called a joke, dont get all defensive, shiiiiiii

[kedrell]

I think he actually got it from an old episode of the Simpsons(Mr. Plow episode) where Adam West says something similar regarding Michael Keaton.

[JamalYIgle]

^uh oh, ultimatefan riled the reynolds man-crush fans!

its called a joke, dont get all defensive, shiiiiiii

It's called a comeback, don't take it too seriously.

[ultimatefan]

I think he actually got it from an old episode of the Simpsons(Mr. Plow episode) where Adam West says something similar regarding Michael Keaton.

That´s right, it was just a reference to an old classic Simpsons episode, I didn´t mean to say Reynolds is out of shape. Interesting to see how much this seems to hit a nerve with some people, though.:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Chill man I'm just here for the beer."
HITLER: "You cannot have our beer! Our beer is all we have!"
CAP: "Dude, don't be such a beer fascist."
HITLER: "You'll get my beer when you pry it from my cold dead hands!"
CAP: "If that's how you want it mustache boy."

[JamalYIgle]

That´s right, it was just a reference to an old classic Simpsons episode, I didn´t mean to say Reynolds is out of shape. Interesting to see how much this seems to hit a nerve with some people, though.:hehe:

you call that hitting a nerve?

[ultimatefan]

It was no perma-white but more of a reaction than a cap usually gets.

Cool one Panthro, is it a reference?

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

HITLER: The GL suit doesn´t have the white gloves! The boots are too high! Looks too CGI! Too many jokes!!
CAP: Dammit, I don´t even wanna see it when my trailer arrives...

[Panthro]

To UF - well there's one obvious reference in the 3rd half and the first half may have been influenced by a Simpsons shirt I once saw.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

HITLER: The GL suit doesn´t have the white gloves! The boots are too high! Looks too CGI! Too many jokes!!
CAP: Dammit, I don´t even wanna see it when my trailer arrives...
Hahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Why. God, why... Why did Angelina Jolie go for the anorexic model diet and lost all her yumminess? I suffered through post-The Mask Camneron Diaz, I dunno how much more I can take!!

[Panthro]

Thanks!

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Why. God, why... Why did Angelina Jolie go for the anorexic model diet and lost all her yumminess? I suffered through post-The Mask Camneron Diaz, I dunno how much more I can take!!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[3dman27]

Thanks!

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg


too bad merlin the magician is only a myth the allies could use his help

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
I knew that showing them videos of how America handles war in the future was a bad idea...

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
I knew that showing them videos of how America handles war in the future was a bad idea...
:pal::lmao::pal::lmao::pal::lmao:

[KalMart]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg

Ugh....awww...hooo-nelly....somebody tell craft services to stop serving that chili....HOOOO...!!!

[KalMart]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg


"Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really ma-tter to meeeee.....too meeeee....."

[KalMart]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg

Through all the carnage....and strife, and tragedy, and attrition...Rogers held firm. He knew what he was there for...he knew what they were fighting for...and he knew he had to keep it together....for himself, for them...for his country. His will and sanity were tested beyond the imaginable...if one dared to imagine such horrors...yet still, he stood tall...his conviction absolute, his spirit galvanized by the courageous sacrifice of those around him. By God's grace...he stood tall.


Until the day he spilled his Kool-Aid.

[3dman27]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg

Ugh....awww...hooo-nelly....somebody tell craft services to stop serving that chili....HOOOO...!!!

would a double sausage biscuit be more you speed cap?

[KalMart]

would a double sausage biscuit be more you speed cap?

"Come here and take a whiff....then you tell me."


:D

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff guys!

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point.
And that's enough a lot girl. And now, now you've gone
away
And all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked...
and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting schools
He was terrible in that film...
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck and now,
All I can think about is your smile and that ******
movie too...
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you...

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more
than I miss you...

[KalMart]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg

Johnston: Okay, everyone ready?! Let's knock this one out of the park, and...

Evans: Not ready.

Johnston: Wh...Chris...what's the problem...?

Evans: ......

Johnston: ...Chris?

Evans: C'mere.

Johnston: Wha? I can't...we're ready to roll, just tell me, what's up?

Evans: Just...c'mere...

Johnston: No, tell me.

Evans: (frustrated sigh) .....(mumbles incoherently)...

Johnston: What?

Evans: ...errrr-whtt-mrrr-pppnnnn...

Johnston: What?! C'mon...what?!

Evans: ....err-whhhtt-mrrr-PNNNNNNN...!!

Johnston: Jesus, spit it out already....!!!

Evans: I WET MY PANTS.!!!...alright...?!!! I %$#@'ing WET MY PANTS!!!! Happy?!! I've had this problem since I was a kid...the vibration of the bike... DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT?!...you in the back, did you get that, or should I use the bullhorn..?! I %$#@'ING WET MY %$#@'ING PANTS...!! (wimpering) %$#@ you, Joe......!

[Panthro]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
EVANS: "Alright, first fan boy who still complains about how the suit looks in this pic is gonna get run over Mad Max style!"

[Panthro]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
OFF SCREEN FANBOY: "You're hair isn't blonde enough!"
EVANS: "Shut the f*** up before I run your skinny virgin nerd ass over!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/WaspXAntman_Preview.jpg
WASP: "Come here and make me feel like a woman..."
ANT-MAN: "Well, if you insist-"
http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
CAP: "Hey you kids! Get a room!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
CAP: Oh yeah baby love ya too baby, brand new Cadillac for ya! Now bring me a banana and peanut butter sandwich, will ya?




(ten points for who gets this one:cwink:)

[3dman27]

elvis

[Panthro]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
CAP: "I'm just a hunk-a-hunk-a-hunk-a burnin' love... A hunk-a-hunk-a-hunka burnin' love..."

[ultimatefan]

elvis

ding ding ding, ten points!:awesome:

[ultimatefan]

Cool one too Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
CAP: Wanna bet a race?


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/rinna99/Terminator_2_Front.jpg
TERMINATOR: Wanna raze me, girly man? I´ll zay to you hasta la vista, baby!

[Panthro]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
CAP: Wanna bet a race?


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/rinna99/Terminator_2_Front.jpg
TERMINATOR: Wanna raze me, girly man? I´ll zay to you hasta la vista, baby!
Bwahahahahahahaha!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

FANBOY HITLER: WHERE. IS. ZE. TRAILER?! Green Lantern haz aliens, ze ZGI zuit, Thor haz frost giants, vull ZGI Asgard, und you´re a no-zuper powers hero wiz real locations und real ztunts, HOW COME YOU DON´T HAVE A TRAILER, VOR ZHAT FILTHY JEW CHRIST ZAKES?!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

FANBOY HITLER: WHERE. IS. ZE. TRAILER?! Green Lantern haz aliens, ze ZGI zuit, Thor haz frost giants, vull ZGI Asgard, und you´re a no-zuper powers hero wiz real locations und real ztunts, HOW COME YOU DON´T HAVE A TRAILER, VOR ZHAT FILTHY JEW CHRIST ZAKES?!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :awesome:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/scan1i.jpg
STEVE: Would you tell us the nature of your relationship with Mr. Boz?
PEGGY: I had sex with him for about a year and a half. I liked having sex with him. He wasn't afraid of experimenting. I like men like that. I like men who give me pleasure. He gave me a lot of pleasure.
STEVE: Did you ever engage in sado-Masochistic activity with him?
PEGGY: Exactly what do you have in mind, Mr. Rogers?
STEVE: Did you ever tie him up?
PEGGY:No.
STEVE:You never tied him up.
PEGGY: No. Johnny liked to use his hands too much. I like hands and fingers.

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/scan1i.jpg
STEVE: Would you tell us the nature of your relationship with Mr. Boz?
PEGGY: I had sex with him for about a year and a half. I liked having sex with him. He wasn't afraid of experimenting. I like men like that. I like men who give me pleasure. He gave me a lot of pleasure.
STEVE: Did you ever engage in sado-Masochistic activity with him?
PEGGY: Exactly what do you have in mind, Mr. Rogers?
STEVE: Did you ever tie him up?
PEGGY:No.
STEVE:You never tied him up.
PEGGY: No. Johnny liked to use his hands too much. I like hands and fingers.
:awesome::awesome::awesome:

[mc7791]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
where you will you be when diarrhea strikes?!

[mc7791]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
Im a cowboy on a steel horse I ride, Im wanted ........wanted dead or alive!!!
Red Skull ofscreen: prefereably dead

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, funny stuff mc

[ultimatefan]

Yeah!

[ultimatefan]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
ROGERS: Irony is, we both may show up about half a century from now, but this motorcycle will be called a priceless collector´s item, and I´ll be called old-fashioned and dated...

[Panthro]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
ROGERS: Irony is, we both may show up about half a century from now, but this motorcycle will be called a priceless collector´s item, and I´ll be called old-fashioned and dated...
Hehehehehe, yeah it sucks to be the Cap sometimes.

[ultimatefan]

Indeed.

[ultimatefan]

http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/scan1i.jpg
STEVE: Huh, Miss Carter, you´re not wearing any underwear.
PEGGY: That´s okay, we´re in the 1940´s, you can shamelessly objectify me without fear of the PC patrol. You may even get to pinch me in the ass!
STEVE: Man, those were the days.
PEGGY: Yes. Yes they were.

[Panthro]

http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/scan1i.jpg
STEVE: Huh, Miss Carter, you´re not wearing any underwear.
PEGGY: That´s okay, we´re in the 1940´s, you can shamelessly objectify me without fear of the PC patrol. You may even get to pinch me in the ass!
STEVE: Man, those were the days.
PEGGY: Yes. Yes they were.
:awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome::awesome:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!


http://**************.com/images/users/uploads/8073/cappire.jpg
ANNOUNCER: This picture proves, without a question, that Captain America is in fact Bigfoot!

[Panthro]

Hahaha, Bigfoot.


http://**************.com/images/users/uploads/8073/cappire.jpg
THE OTHER GUY: "What do you think you're doing?! This is a CLOSED set!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Aw piss on you. I'm workin' for Joe Johnson!"
THE OTHER GUY: "Not in the face! Not in the face!"

[Panthro]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
CAP: "You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me? Well you must be talkin' to me because I'm the only one here."

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

HITLER: How can you punch me in some silly show for troops?!
CAP: Hey, it´s my first comic book cover, it´s a classic!
HITLER: You punched ME in your first comic book cover? Tough act to follow, huh?
CAP: Tell me about it.

[elgaz]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/rinna99/Terminator_2_Front.jpg

Arnie : "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg

Cap : "You're meant to infiltrate humans unnoticed, right? ..................Have you seen what I'm wearing?!?"

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehehehe

[The Infernal]

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg
Cap: How do I keep my shield so clean and shiny? I use Turtlehead wax cleaner. When you just want to pop out looking your best.

[Panthro]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e358/rinna99/Terminator_2_Front.jpg

Arnie : "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac291/EditNinja/CaptainAmericaChrisEvansHeadOnStuntBody.jpg

Cap : "You're meant to infiltrate humans unnoticed, right? ..................Have you seen what I'm wearing?!?"
:pal::lmao::pal::lmao::pal::lmao:

All these other ones were :awesome: as well.

[kedrell]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/cosmic-cube(1).jpg
Schmidt: "Man, this'll look great hanging from my rear view mirror. If only I had another one......"

[ultimatefan]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/cosmic-cube(1).jpg
Here it is, the greatest power in the universe... The biggest refined sugar cube ever manufactured!

[Panthro]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/cosmic-cube(1).jpg
"One Cube to Rule them all..."

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/cosmic-cube%281%29.jpg
the Borg cant hurt you at this size.

[elgaz]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/cosmic-cube%281%29.jpghttp://http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/cosmic-cube%281%29.jpg

"I play Megatron in Transformers . . . . . They send me after a cube. I play Red Skull in Captain America, they send me after another cube. What is it with f***ing cubes!!!!"

[The Infernal]

http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/cosmic-cube%281%29.jpg

Now how the hell do I get this to fit into my coffee mug!

[wobbly]

http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/WeavingCubeMK1.jpg

"No wonder the Fuhrer was always shouting with this stuck up his ...."

[The Infernal]

Lol @ Wobbly.


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Red Skull: This is amazing! I can get tv and make calls with his? I didn't even know Hydra had their own mobile network.