The Captain America caption thread.

[protocida]

Because every forum needs one. :word:

http://www.sideshowtoy.com/mas_assets/jpg/9004_press01-001.jpg
CAP: Try to get a reservation at Dorsia's now, Red Skull, you ass****! You fu**ing ass****!

[protocida]

Come on, people! :grin:

[kedrell]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
Cap: "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

[darthlaney]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk28/laney_74/captainamericaPOSTER_THIN-1.jpg

[RANDOMmutant]

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk28/laney_74/captainamericaPOSTER_THIN-1.jpg
CAP: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass,
and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[Shaolin Kenobi]

Cap: "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

Good one!

[BDKRX]

Hmmm...

Cap: "FINAL JUSTICE!"

>;D

[R_Hythlodeus]

http://blacksportsonline.com/index/270px-Red-skull-2.jpg
Red Skull: "Toll, aus der Position kann ich dir allerhöchstens in die Genitalien schießen, Captain America! Wärst du wenigstens so nett, dieses lächerliche Schild zur Seite zu legen?"
http://www.norcalblogs.com/commission/images/captain_america.jpg
Cap: "Uh..what?? Parlez-vou francais?"

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
Cap: "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."
You can never go wrong with that quote. :hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey Tony, try getting a reservation at Dorsia now! You f***ing bastard! You f***ing stupid bastard!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02CapSpidey.jpg
SPIDER-MAN: "So I come home after a long hard day of fighting the forces of evil, and you know what I find? I find Mary-Jane and Black Cat/Felicia Hardy in bed together!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Wow. That's so horribly tragic and yet I feel like laughing."
SPIDER-MAN: "I know! My wife cheating on me with my girlfriend! And my girlfriend cheating on me with my wife!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh these modern relationships..."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Die Skeletor, Die!!!"
RED SKULL: "I'm not Skeletor, damn it!!!"

[Spider-Bat]

........

[Spider-Bat]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg

Cap:"I told you I will not play Rock, paper, scissors with you any more if you keep pulling a gun every time you lose!"

[Spider-Bat]

http://www.norcalblogs.com/commission/images/captain_america.jpg

"Man, there has to be a better way to hide my pee pee stains."

[Aesop Rocks]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hxlora.jpg
Captain America: And to think they thought I'd be gone forever.

[ironman29758]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Who says Ultimate Cap is more bada$$ than me! Huh! Even I could say "what do you think this A, stands for France" and make it look awesome!
Tony:I just said that since Ultimate Nick Fury is in my movie mabye they would use the Ultimate comics more often
Cap: I don't give a$%^^!
Tony: 'sigh' no more skittles for you.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Who says Ultimate Cap is more bada$$ than me! Huh! Even I could say "what do you think this A, stands for France" and make it look awesome!
Tony:I just said that since Ultimate Nick Fury is in my movie mabye they would use the Ultimate comics more often
Cap: I don't give a$%^^!
Tony: 'sigh' no more skittles for you.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg

Cap:"I told you I will not play Rock, paper, scissors with you any more if you keep pulling a gun every time you lose!"
Bwahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hxlora.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "To Infinity & Beyond!"

[ironman29758]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hxlora.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "To Infinity & Beyond!"
funny!:grin::hehe:

[Panthro]

funny!:grin::hehe:
Thanks!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Hey Cap, guess what! I just shaved a whole bunch of money on magic hammer insurance by switching Geico!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: ":huh:"
THOR: "Geico's expanding its horizons. I'm sure they could get you some indestructible shield insurance as well."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Why yes, I am Tyler Mane in disguise. Why do you ask?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Hey Cap, they just cast my actor in my new movie! They even got Loki too! Isn't that great?!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Um, yeah..."
THOR: "I know, isn't it? I beat the Green Lantern casting! Say, how's your casting coming along? Any luck getting Aaron Eckhart?"
CAPT. AMERICA: ":csad:"

[Webhead2006]

Captain america: "Boy i hope i rematerialize in one piece this time!!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01-ACaptainAmericaRedSkullToys.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You wanna get nuts?! Come on! Let's get nuts!"
RED SKULL: "Tell me something my friend - you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Yeah, he told me you're gay!"
RED SKULL: "Damn you, Marvel/DC Happy Hour!"

[3dman27]

[QUOTE=ironman29758;17100409]http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
/QUOTE]

CAP "GET OUT OF THAT ARMOR OSBORN OR SO HELP ME I'LL SAVE SPIDER-MAN THE TROUBLE OFKICKING YOUR GREEN GOBLIN

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: We´re the Avengers who say ni!
THOR AND IRON MAN: Ni! Ni! Ni!

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
THOR AND IRON MAN: We both are getting our movies already and you´re still not, hehe!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Just for that, you´ll both pay me 200 push ups!! In the mud!! With your dirty socks under your noises!!

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: We´re the Avengers who say ni!
THOR AND IRON MAN: Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bwahahahahaha, you beat me to it!:hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Capdeath.png
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "The Dwarf... beware the Dwarf..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Capdeath.png
SHARON CARTER: "Steve! Steve who did this to you?!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "It was... the Dynamic Duo..."
SHARON: "Who?!"
CAP: "A guy... dressed like a flying rodent... a little kid... in green hot pants & pixie boots... ugh..."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/050sBatmanRobin.jpg
ROBIN: "Yes! Die! Die you big patriotic bastard, die! Oh it's great watching our rivals from Marvel die slow, horrible painful deaths isn't it Batman?!"
BATMAN: "It is indeed Robin. It is indeed."


Not really a caption but it's still funny -

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/capamdead.jpg

[ironman29758]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Capdeath.png
SHARON CARTER: "Steve! who is going to be the new Captain America?!"
http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Bryan%20Hitch%20Captain%20America%20Ultimates.jpg
Ultimate CAPTAIN AMERICA: I'm here to stay. deal with it.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Capdeath.png
SHARON CARTER: "Steve! who is going to be the new Captain America?!"
http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Bryan%20Hitch%20Captain%20America%20Ultimates.jpg
Ultimate CAPTAIN AMERICA: I'm here to stay. deal with it.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Capdeath.png
SHARON CARTER: He couldn´t live with the fact the studio may offer his role to Zac Efron!

[Panthro]

Hehehe, oh the horror...
http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Bryan%20Hitch%20Captain%20America%20Ultimates.jpg
Ultimate CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You know I'm the Ultimate Bad Ass. I don't have to flaunt it, I just am."

[Timstuff]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hxlora.jpg

Cap: "Nooooo, so it's true! Steroids shrink your junk!"

[3dman27]

Hehehe, oh the horror...
http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Bryan%20Hitch%20Captain%20America%20Ultimates.jpg
Ultimate CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You know I'm the Ultimate Bad Ass. I don't have to flaunt it, I just am."

the way that new iron man tv show turned out maybe its a good thing i don't have my own show

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/08SuperheroTruckersWhenYouAbsolutel.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "It's 112 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing superhero costumes."
IRON MAN: "Hit it."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, love the Vegas and steroids ones!

[ultimatefan]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hxlora.jpg
CAPITAIN AMERICA: I HAVE THE POW... Oh, c´mon, being confused with He-Man is Thor´s thing!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/TheWoodenBlock/captainamerica.jpg
Yeah, I just saw Transformers ROTF, how did you guess?

[ultimatefan]

edit double

[ultimatefan]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAPTAIN: Me.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/wannabegrunt7/guys/sam%20worthington/hss09h.jpg
CAPTAIN: Sam Worthington.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAPTAIN: Me.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/wannabegrunt7/guys/sam%20worthington/hss09h.jpg
CAPTAIN: Sam Worthington.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAPTAIN: See what I´m hinting at here?

[Panthro]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAPTAIN: Me.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/wannabegrunt7/guys/sam%20worthington/hss09h.jpg
CAPTAIN: Sam Worthington.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAPTAIN: Me.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/wannabegrunt7/guys/sam%20worthington/hss09h.jpg
CAPTAIN: Sam Worthington.

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAPTAIN: See what I´m hinting at here?
Hehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAPTAIN: "I'm here to fight for Truth, Justice & The American Way."

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/wannabegrunt7/guys/sam%20worthington/hss09h.jpg
SAM WORTHINGTON: "Ha! You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!"

[Superman Prime]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Can we all just go back to Britain and pretend like this independence thing never happened?"

or

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I hate the 4th of July."

[3dman27]

captain america: "can we all just go back to britain and pretend like this independence thing never happened?"

or

captain america: "i hate the 4th of july."

how will captain america conquer the red skull when he is under the influece of the red skulls mind control device?

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Bryan%20Hitch%20Captain%20America%20Ultimates.jpg
ULTIMATE CAPTAIN AMERICA: What the hell happened to my wings?!?

[Panthro]

http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Bryan%20Hitch%20Captain%20America%20Ultimates.jpg
ULTIMATE CAPTAIN AMERICA: What the hell happened to my wings?!?
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2hxlora.jpg
CAPITAIN AMERICA: I HAVE THE POW... Oh, c´mon, being confused with He-Man is Thor´s thing!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey look dude, I know your career is basically dead right now and you could seriously use a big franchise to resurrect what's left of your career after you were pretty much blacklisted by the Hollywood elite for playing Jesus Christ in one of the bloodiest films of all time, and I know you've got this affinity for playing stalwart characters, but I'm gonna have enough problems as it is winning over general audiences with a name like mine, I'm afraid I just can't take a chance on someone like you, you're just not a sure thing casting wise. Plus you're 40 now and Hollywood has this age prejudice thing going on when it comes to all the non-Iron Man/Hellboy/Prof. Xavier superheroes. Sorry. I mean if it were up to me I'd be more flexible with the age casting, but you know, I'm not in control. Plus it would take too much hair dye to make you blonde. But hey, maybe you can still get a shot at Dr. Strange or Sub-Mariner or maybe even Hogun the Grim for the Thor movie."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/02Jim_Cavaziel.jpg
JIM CAVIEZEL: "Thanks for nothing, jerk!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "These Are Your Avengers."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA[off screen]: "These are your Avengers on Drugs. Any questions?"

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "These Are Your Avengers."
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA[off screen]: "These are your Avengers on Drugs. Any questions?"

not a one

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "And when I get that feelin' I need sexual healin'..."

[Webhead2006]

haha

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP: "Heh, and Tony is completely clueless about this."
BW: "Oh him? I just use him for sex occassionaly."
CAP: ":huh:"

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP: "Oh, Scarlett Johanssen."
BW: "Oh, 'actor to be named later'."
CAP: ":mad:"

[Panthro]

haha
Thanks.

Great stuff Ked.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
And with this hug, Cap realized he was banished to 'The Friend Only Zone'.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Caviezel one, the "actor to be named later" one and the "use Tony for sex" one.

The Avengers one is genius.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: Dont you love our pairing in the Ultimate Avengers movies?
CAP: Yes, but you have much bigger boobs in them.
BW: F***ing soldiers...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: Dont you love our pairing in the Ultimate Avengers movies?
CAP: Yes, but you have much bigger boobs in them.
BW: F***ing soldiers...
Hehehehehe, poor Widow. And thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!!!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! That art is great, BTW. Who did it?

[3dman27]

the artists of next avengers it was a bit to explain who the kids are

[Panthro]

the artists of next avengers it was a bit to explain who the kids are
You are correct sir.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
TORUNN: Don´t even try, dude! We´re pathetic.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: Hmm, is that a shield in your pocket or you´re happy to see me?
CAP: Honey, that doesn´t even make sense! My shield is round-shaped, it doesn´t even remotely resemble a...
BW: F***ing mood killer.

[Timstuff]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/wannabegrunt7/guys/sam%20worthington/hss09h.jpg

"I should play you!"

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg

"Are you kidding? I could fit two of you inside my torso!"

[Aesop Rocks]

Steve AND Bucky both got Black Widow?

Oh Marvel, I am disappoint.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: Hmm, is that a shield in your pocket or you´re happy to see me?
CAP: Honey, that doesn´t even make sense! My shield is round-shaped, it doesn´t even remotely resemble a...
BW: F***ing mood killer.
Hehehe, sometimes it's better to just skip the cheesey innuendo.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
TORUNN: Don´t even try, dude! We´re pathetic.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Yeah, they are pathetic. They really are. I still can't believe Marvel animation wasted money on these kids who don't even exist in the Marvel universe when they could have spent it on spotlight REAL Marvel heroes like Captain America, Thor, Daredevil, etc.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We Shall Be The Fellowship Of The Ring!"
HAWKEYE: "Great! Where are we going?"

[Webhead2006]

good one.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Nice LOTR reference.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
CAPTAIN´S KID: We´re the avengers who say n...
THOR´S DAUGHTER: Dont even THINK of it! We have insulted enough pop culture icons as it is!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
CAPTAIN´S KID: We´re the avengers who say n...
THOR´S DAUGHTER: Dont even THINK of it! We have insulted enough pop culture icons as it is!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
Cap'n Kid: "We're here for the gang-bang."
Torrun: "A little inappropriate, wouldn't you say?"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
Cap'n Kid: "We're here for the gang-bang."
Torrun: "A little inappropriate, wouldn't you say?"
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f235/wannabegrunt7/guys/sam%20worthington/hss09h.jpg
SAM: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAP: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! Love the Shatner one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAP: Hmmm, Ryan Reynolds has been cast as Green Lantern... Good, that´ll keep fanboys busy instead of b***ing and arguing whether Sam Worthington can play me or not!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP (thinking): If she bangs Tony Stark in the next Iron Man movie, I´m gonna b***slap her like a ten-buck whore...

[Panthro]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAP: Hmmm, Ryan Reynolds has been cast as Green Lantern... Good, that´ll keep fanboys busy instead of b***ing and arguing whether Sam Worthington can play me or not!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP (thinking): If she bangs Tony Stark in the next Iron Man movie, I´m gonna b***slap her like a ten-buck whore...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP: Hmmm, my mail-ordered Russian bride finally arrived!
BW:Shut up.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP: Hmmm, my mail-ordered Russian bride finally arrived!
BW:Shut up.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: Huh, pretty dead caption thread you got here, huh?
CAP: C´mon, my movie doesn´t even have a director yet!

[kedrell]

^heh, did I miss something?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: Huh, pretty dead caption thread you got here, huh?
CAP: C´mon, my movie doesn´t even have a director yet!
I thought Joe Johnson was directing?:huh:

[ultimatefan]

Oops, sorry, I forgot.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP: Well, you´re no Scarlett Johansson, but you´ll do.
BW:Go to hell.

[Panthro]

Hehe, Cap needs to work on his technique.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP: "Well, are you in or are you out?"
BW: "Well I didn't think it was possible that you would be in better in bed than Tony, but somehow you managed it, so yeah, I'll do your film in some capacity."

[RANDOMmutant]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
CAP: "Oh, Scarlett Johanssen."
BW: "Oh, 'actor to be named later'."
CAP: ":mad:"


:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: Hmmm, raising the flag, are you?

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: For the last time, NEVER TALK TO ME W/ THAT FACE-PLATE DOWN!! How do I know you're not making faces at me under that thing?!!"

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: Hmmm, raising the flag, are you?
Hehehehehehehe:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: For the last time, NEVER TALK TO ME W/ THAT FACE-PLATE DOWN!! How do I know you're not making faces at me under that thing?!!"
Hahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A1BlackWidowCaptainAmericaLove.jpg
BLACK WIDOW [thinking]: "Oh God we're gonna have the hottest time in the old town tonight..."
CAPTAIN AMERICA [thinking]: "I hope I can wrap this up in the next five minutes, it's all you can eat night at Tony Stark's House of Ribs."

[Venomaniac]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/08SuperheroTruckersWhenYouAbsolutel.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "It's 112 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing superhero costumes."
IRON MAN: "Hit it."

Good one

[Venomaniac]

nvm

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, love yours and Ked´s!

[ultimatefan]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAP: Yes, Obama´s election is of great symbolic significance for how far our society evolved towards racial tolerance, but the most important thing is it finally brought back some sympathy from the rest of the world towards USA... Which should help my movie´s overseas box office a lot!

[Panthro]

Good one
Thanks.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "Give me back my porn!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Never!"

[ultimatefan]

^heheheheheheheh

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: WHY THE F*** IS GOKU IN HIGH SCHOOL?!!?






(I hope more than two people here get this one...:hehe:)

[3dman27]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg


cap"forget it mister gi joe is a real AMERICAN hero not a U.N. PEACEKEEPER"

[Panthro]

Hehehe, love the GI Joe gag.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: WHY THE F*** IS GOKU IN HIGH SCHOOL?!!?






(I hope more than two people here get this one...:hehe:)
I get it, that You-Tube video where Hitler's dialogue is translated as a Dragon Ball Z rant.

[Panthro]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/Captain_America_by_JPRart.jpg
CAP: Yes, Obama´s election is of great symbolic significance for how far our society evolved towards racial tolerance, but the most important thing is it finally brought back some sympathy from the rest of the world towards USA... Which should help my movie´s overseas box office a lot!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and yeah. That was hysterical.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "Why is Dazzler/Alison Blaire and Colossus never get to be main characters in any of the X-Men cartoons when characters like Kitty Pryde get to be in at least 2 cartoons and the once sassy sexually alluring yet untouchable Southern belle turned emo goth chick Rogue gets to be in 3 friggin' cartoons?! I demand an explanation!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "How the Hell should I know? I have enough problems just getting my own film made!"

[ultimatefan]

~hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: For the last f***ing time, I´m NOT J Jonah Jameson!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: For the last f***ing time, I´m NOT J Jonah Jameson!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Brilliant.

And thanks.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Hey Cap, Natalie Portman's gonna play my girlfriend in my movie! Isn't that great?!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Um, yeah Thor, that's great, that's great. That's just dandy."
THOR: "So who's playing your girlfriend?"
CAP: ":csad:"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Let me guess, you´re one of those Superman fans who don´t accept any other ideas to relive his film franchise but to tell the origin story for the kagillionth time, right?

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
Hitler: "What country you from?"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "E-N-G-L-I-S-H mother****er!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "Say 'What' again!! I dare you, I double dare you mother****er!! Say 'What' one more goddamned time!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Let me guess, you´re one of those Superman fans who don´t accept any other ideas to relive his film franchise but to tell the origin story for the kagillionth time, right?
HITLER: "All I'm saying is that it wouldn't hurt to tweak the origin a bit to help differentiate it from the previous incarnation! I'm not asking for an entire hour about how Krypton blew up, just cast a different actor as Jor-El, Hell make Routh grow a beard and make him play Jor-El, have the film open with Superman in his Fortress of Solitude viewing his father's message so we can see a Krypton that actually looks like a superior alien race and not a friggin' snowball! It would only take like 5 minutes at most just to help establish a new continuity for the modern films!" :cwink:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
Hitler: "What country you from?"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "E-N-G-L-I-S-H mother****er!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "Say 'What' again!! I dare you, I double dare you mother****er!! Say 'What' one more goddamned time!!!"
Hehehehehe, that never fails.

[ultimatefan]

^^ See, even Hitler can be reasonable sometimes.:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: George W. Bush? Nope, but I got that a lot the past eight years...

[Aesop Rocks]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Hey Cap, Natalie Portman's gonna play my girlfriend in my movie! Isn't that great?!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Um, yeah Thor, that's great, that's great. That's just dandy."
THOR: "So who's playing your girlfriend?"
CAP: ":csad:"

Cap: I don't even know whose playing me! :(

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/11Thor.jpg
THOR: "Hey Cap, Natalie Portman's gonna play my girlfriend in my movie! Isn't that great?!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Um, yeah Thor, that's great, that's great. That's just dandy."
THOR: "So who's playing your girlfriend?"
CAP: ":csad:"
THOR: And Jessica Biel might play my other girlfriend!
CAP: Great, Thor, Great...
THOR: How many girlfriends do you have?
CAP: :csad:

[Panthro]

^^ See, even Hitler can be reasonable sometimes.:hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: George W. Bush? Nope, but I got that a lot the past eight years...
Thanks and hehehehehe

Great follow ups Aesop, Proto!

[roach]

[QUOTE=Panthro;17215344]http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

Hitler:"Look man tell them your costume has to have the wings and the pirate boots....dont let them do a Dark Knight on your suit...seriously how did he move in all that...maybe they should have called him Panzer-man instead of Bat-man."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

Hitler:"Look man tell them your costume has to have the wings and the pirate boots....dont let them do a Dark Knight on your suit...seriously how did he move in all that...maybe they should have called him Panzer-man instead of Bat-man."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro Nerdy Hitler never fails.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HTLER: Perma-white forever!!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i25.tinypic.com/9bg0as.jpg
JJJ: I like your style!!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thank you, Mr. Jameson, but if you don´t mind I´m kinda busy right n...

http://i25.tinypic.com/9bg0as.jpg
JJJ: Not you, the guy with the classy moustache!!

[Timstuff]

2x post

[Timstuff]

:pal:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/captain_america_drugs.jpg

[kedrell]

hahaha, Gary Coleman pwns Cap.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Tim! Hehehehehe, is that cover real?

[3dman27]

Thanks Tim! Hehehehehe, is that cover real?

i think so but the speech balloons are a gag

[roach]

hahaha, Gary Coleman pwns Cap.

Watchu talkin' bout Cap

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HTLER: Only an American actor can be play you!! And he must be a natural blue-eyed blonde!! And measure EXACTLY 6´2´´ and weight PECISELY 240 pounds!!!

[kedrell]

^Hehehehe, casting nazi. No part for you!!

[MeanLilBonnie]

:pal:

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/captain_america_drugs.jpg

But Cap, seriously! Remember when Mighty Mouse took all those "vitamins"? And what about Popeye's spinach?

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Ked! Hehehehehe, spinach...

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HTLER: Perma-white forever!!!
Hehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HTLER: Only an American actor can be play you!! And he must be a natural blue-eyed blonde!! And measure EXACTLY 6´2´´ and weight PECISELY 240 pounds!!!
Bwahahahahahaha, fanboy Hitler = brilliance

[Panthro]

http://i25.tinypic.com/9bg0as.jpg
JJJ: I like your style!!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thank you, Mr. Jameson, but if you don´t mind I´m kinda busy right n...

http://i25.tinypic.com/9bg0as.jpg
JJJ: Not you, the guy with the classy moustache!!
Nyahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HTLER: "Don't trash my 'stache!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Don't make fun of my wings."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: You don´t scare me, I once visited a Michael Bay set!

[Webhead2006]

haha.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: You don´t scare me, I once visited a Michael Bay set!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "How can you fight for the Americans? You're a tall blonde blue eyed hulk, just what the Nazi ubermensch is supposed to be! Why aren't you fighting for us?!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "It's not my fault the guys who created & designed me didn't have the good sense to have me not look like the enemy ideal of human perfection!"

[Triad]

Funny, I always wondered why they did that as well. Cap is supposed to be the utmost perfection in a human being. Kinda reinforces the Aryan ideal, huh? Maybe it was supposed to be a "slap-in-the-face" irony that the Nazis were being defeated by their own idea of perfection?

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Webhead! Yeah, it is ironic that Steve, in a way, is the aryan ideal. It´s also ironic that some Cap fans b****ed about the idea that there was a black Cap.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: The world hates you!
HITLER: Look who´s talking!

[kedrell]

I think that's the idea. Plus, isn't Cap of Irish decent, rather than German? I'm pretty sure he is.

[Panthro]

Funny, I always wondered why they did that as well. Cap is supposed to be the utmost perfection in a human being. Kinda reinforces the Aryan ideal, huh? Maybe it was supposed to be a "slap-in-the-face" irony that the Nazis were being defeated by their own idea of perfection?
Heh. The All-American Aryan. Maybe it was intentional irony.


Thanks Panthro, Webhead! Yeah, it is ironic that Steve, in a way, is the aryan ideal. It´s also ironic that some Cap fans b****ed about the idea that there was a black Cap.

I think Cap should have had red hair though to keep in that theme of the red, the white, and the blue.


I think that's the idea. Plus, isn't Cap of Irish decent, rather than German? I'm pretty sure he is.

Yeah but I'm not sure what Cap being of Irish descent has to do with his hair being blonde.

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We're Your Holy Trinity."

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: That´s right, I haven´t seen GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra and I already hate it!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: That´s right, I haven´t seen GI Joe The Rise Of Cobra and I already hate it!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
One for each other and all for one
the Three brave Amigos are we
Brother to Brother and everyone
A brave amigo
Fighting for justice and liberty
where ever you find is where we will be
for the three brave amigos are we

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos

Over the mountains across the plains
the three brave amigos are we
Stamping out evil till none remains
the brave amigos
the three brave amigos
Where ever they meet us our destinys lead us
amigos we are always together
where ever we go we're three brave amigos
and we'll be amigos forever

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
and amigos forever we'll be

[Panthro]

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
One for each other and all for one
the Three brave Amigos are we
Brother to Brother and everyone
A brave amigo
Fighting for justice and liberty
where ever you find is where we will be
for the three brave amigos are we

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos

Over the mountains across the plains
the three brave amigos are we
Stamping out evil till none remains
the brave amigos
the three brave amigos
Where ever they meet us our destinys lead us
amigos we are always together
where ever we go we're three brave amigos
and we'll be amigos forever

We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
We are the three Amigos
and amigos forever we'll be
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak! And you have to wear a mask!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You might be right."

[aka Kal el]

[quote=Panthro;17295102]http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "What the hell do you mean I'm being played by Rob Schnieder!?"

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You!What about me?.....Timberlake!?....WTF!!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "What the hell do you mean I'm being played by Rob Schnieder!?"

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You!What about me?.....Timberlake!?....WTF!!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the BR quote!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: You´re history´s most horrifying power-hungry egomaniac!
HITLER: Yeah, but give Bill Gates some time...

[RANDOMmutant]

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo234/RANDOMmutant/03.jpg
ROBBIE: Why do you hate people in masks Jonah ?
JJJ: Well...

YEARS EARLIER

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo234/RANDOMmutant/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg

[roach]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg


Hitler:"You all must listen to me you must hate Transformers 2 because Im a critic and I say so."
Cap:"Hey this 'A' on my head doesnt stand for puppet. We're America and we like what we like."

[RANDOMmutant]

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo234/RANDOMmutant/2720447761_58631d60ac.jpg
GUY: Yeah, everything Marvel puts out seems like garbage !


http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x9/vandar_photo/02.jpg
CAP: You wanna repeat that ?

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: Accuse me of all you want, but I DID NOT get Albert Pyum to direct your nineties movie!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hmmm, okay you´re off the hook.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: Accuse me of all you want, but I DID NOT get Albert Pyum to direct your nineties movie!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hmmm, okay you´re off the hook.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[redhawk23]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
Hitler: "What country you from?"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "E-N-G-L-I-S-H mother****er!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!!!"
Cap: "What?"
Hitler: "Say 'What' again!! I dare you, I double dare you mother****er!! Say 'What' one more goddamned time!!!"

Rofl House is next to the LOLmart

[Aesop Rocks]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Captain America: All you people need to knock off the whole "NEEDS TO BE RIPPED" crap.

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hey, we didn´t have protein shakes, personal trainers or steroids back in World War II, okay?

[roach]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg

Cap:"Damn maybe I shouldnt have said follow me."

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hey, we didn´t have protein shakes, personal trainers or steroids back in World War II, okay?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hmm, definitely not good beach weather."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Wow, it´s amazing I´m the last one standing,especially considering that I´m by far the easiest target!

[kedrell]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Steve: "Hmm, WORST.BATHING-SUIT.EVER!!!!"

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Wow, it´s amazing I´m the last one standing,especially considering that I´m by far the easiest target!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Just like all those movies where they can't hit Arnold Schwarzenegger even though he's the biggest target there.

[3dman27]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Wow, it´s amazing I´m the last one standing,especially considering that I´m by far the easiest target!

never apoligize for surviving but ALWAYSremember the ones that didn't

[Panthro]

Deep man, deep.


http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAP: "I warned them not to steal my Superman comics."

[kedrell]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Steve: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Steve: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Good JAWS reference. :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Hmmm, when I get back there will be A LOT of widows needing a shoulder to cry on...

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Hmmm, when I get back there will be A LOT of widows needing a shoulder to cry on...
Hehehe, Cap you dawg. :hehe:

[3dman27]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
...

when the carrier arived to pick upthe surviors the military realized it had issued BUCKYcaps uniform by mistake but decied he' done an efective enough job on the nazis for him to retain the title

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
War is hell.

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww217/catman1/09.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
...Or could it be heaven?

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
War is hell.

http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww217/catman1/09.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
...Or could it be heaven?
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Oh s***, I droped my car keys in the water!

[Panthro]

Hehehe, not the car keys!
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?"

Can't remember if I did this one before or not but -


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HITLER: "You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak! And you have to wear a mask!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You might be right."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, you did the genuine freak one before if memory serves me, but it´s great.

[kedrell]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
Steve: "When there's blood in the water, the sharks will come."

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
I TOLD them those hookers looked like they were crawling with diseases, but they listened? Nooooo....

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
I TOLD them those hookers looked like they were crawling with diseases, but they listened? Nooooo....
Hehehe, dark, scary funny.

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Many Bothans died to bring me their information..."

[Superhero 101]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Fatality

[Panthro]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "He's right, you know? I'm NOT Sergeant Lincoln Osiris... nor am I Father O'Mallie... or Neil Armstrong... I... I think I might be nobody."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: On the bright side, thank God they didn´t live to see Korea... or Vietnam... or Iraq...

[roach]

Korea...korea

[ultimatefan]

Ôoops, sorry, English isn´t my first language.

[roach]

oh my bad

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We Didn't Lose Vietnam! It Was A TIE!!!"

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SPIDER-MAN: "So what did you think of 'Superman Returns'?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I thought it was pretty lame, actually. Production values were fine, but the film was too long, didn't enough action or human drama to really fill out the running time, which is a shame because there's so much you could do action wise with Superman given today's technology, and yet his greatest action scene is still the 3-way fight with General Zod & his thugs in the 2nd one. Giving Superman a bastard child served no real purpose & simply made him into a slacker dead beat father, and that's NOT Superman. While I harbor nothing personal against him, I felt Brandon Routh tried too hard to be like Christopher Reeve's version of Superman instead of establishing an identity for himself within the role, which left me feeling like I was watching an impersonation rather than a performance, and on top of that, Routh was clearly too young to be a legendary Superman returning from a 5-year absence. Kate Bosworth was a lackluster Lois Lane, even when compared to Margot Kidder's manic-by-comparison performance of yore, Kevin Spacey was an ideal choice for Lex Luthor but wasn't really given much to play with, and the recycling of the land scheme was just one of many instances where it came off as a bloated love letter to the earlier films directed by Richard Donner and not enough of its own unique interpretation of the character. And considering that director Bryan Singer showed he could do a lot with very little in The Usual Suspects & a lot with a lot in Valkyrie, I think we deserved a better Superman film from him than what we got. Quite frankly, I found Christopher Nolan's did a much better job of reinventing & resurrecting the Batman character."
SPIDER-MAN: "So... what did you think of Nolan's Batman Begins & The Dark Knight?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Top notch despite some clunky dialogue here & there & some unsteady editing on certain fight scenes & the mis-casting of Katie Holmes, AKA: Tom Cruise's 3rd trophy wife. My only regret is that now Aaron Eckhart will never get to play me due to his involvement in that film."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "So why do you wear the mask? Were you burned by acid or something?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I have a feeling everyone will be wearing them in the future."

[ultimatefan]

Love the Fish Called Wand and mask ones!

[ultimatefan]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: This better NOT give any studios execs ideas of casting Tom Hanks to play me...

[Panthro]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: This better NOT give any studios execs ideas of casting Tom Hanks to play me...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Aesop Rocks]

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Captain America: All this from TDK fanboys? Will they ever learn? I mean, it's not even that good of a movie and besides, we're the Marvel Universe, we're not even supposed to know any of the DC universe exists. Ledger, Eckhart and, Oldman were the only good parts.

Iron Man: See Steve! There you go again! Ranting and *****ing about TDK like you've even seen it. You were DEAD those years. REMEMBER?!

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb308/AttackingSunday/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg

Captain America: I don't give a ****! **** you Stark! How can you root for DC?! You're the best Marvel movie to-date and you're still rooting for TDK?

(The real reason Civil War started :hehe:)

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Cool one Aesop!

[Webhead2006]

haha

[Panthro]

http://i31.tinypic.com/1z7wcl.jpg
Captain America: All this from TDK fanboys? Will they ever learn? I mean, it's not even that good of a movie and besides, we're the Marvel Universe, we're not even supposed to know any of the DC universe exists. Ledger, Eckhart and, Oldman were the only good parts.

Iron Man: See Steve! There you go again! Ranting and *****ing about TDK like you've even seen it. You were DEAD those years. REMEMBER?!

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb308/AttackingSunday/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg

Captain America: I don't give a ****! **** you Stark! How can you root for DC?! You're the best Marvel movie to-date and you're still rooting for TDK?

(The real reason Civil War started :hehe:)
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
That's brilliant.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: Hmmm, there´s a lot of tension on your shoulders.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Tell me about it.
HITLER: Uncle Sam can be a b**** of a boss, huh?
CAP: Don´t get me started. Can you believe we got a budget cut on bullets? Bullets, for Chrissakes! In a war!
HITLER: Problems in the sack too?
CAP: Sharon is fun, but the commitment thing, you know... You don´t wanna leave a widow at home without even a decent honeymoon.
HITLER: She wants kids?
CAP: What woman doesn´t? But there´s the catch, she´s a little afraid of the whole super-serum thing. Thinks it could be like smoking during pregnancy or something.
HITLER: Maybe a little overtime love is what you need, man. I met this Eva Braun chick, I mean, she´s a jew, right, but in bed... Mazel Tov, man!
CAP: You dawg!!

[Triad]

Pretty funny stuff ultimatefan.

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: Hmmm, there´s a lot of tension on your shoulders.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Tell me about it.
HITLER: Uncle Sam can be a b**** of a boss, huh?
CAP: Don´t get me started. Can you believe we got a budget cut on bullets? Bullets, for Chrissakes! In a war!
HITLER: Problems in the sack too?
CAP: Sharon is fun, but the commitment thing, you know... You don´t wanna leave a widow at home without even a decent honeymoon.
HITLER: She wants kids?
CAP: What woman doesn´t? But there´s the catch, she´s a little afraid of the whole super-serum thing. Thinks it could be like smoking during pregnancy or something.
HITLER: Maybe a little overtime love is what you need, man. I met this Eva Braun chick, I mean, she´s a jew, right, but in bed... Mazel Tov, man!
CAP: You dawg!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Who would have guessed that Hitler was a player...

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[NEXUS 6]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: "So why do you wear the mask? Were you burned by acid or something?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I have a feeling everyone will be wearing them in the future."

GREATEST MOVIE EVER!:grin:

[Panthro]

GREATEST MOVIE EVER!:grin:
Thanks!

[sabetoonth]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: Hmmm, there´s a lot of tension on your shoulders.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Tell me about it.
HITLER: Uncle Sam can be a b**** of a boss, huh?
CAP: Don´t get me started. Can you believe we got a budget cut on bullets? Bullets, for Chrissakes! In a war!
HITLER: Problems in the sack too?
CAP: Sharon is fun, but the commitment thing, you know... You don´t wanna leave a widow at home without even a decent honeymoon.
HITLER: She wants kids?
CAP: What woman doesn´t? But there´s the catch, she´s a little afraid of the whole super-serum thing. Thinks it could be like smoking during pregnancy or something.
HITLER: Maybe a little overtime love is what you need, man. I met this Eva Braun chick, I mean, she´s a jew, right, but in bed... Mazel Tov, man!
CAP: You dawg!!
first off, braun was a jew?
and that was genius cmf

[sabetoonth]

http://i27.tinypic.com/245iy45.jpg
maybe i need to move faster? i dont think i should piss blood

[Panthro]

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb308/AttackingSunday/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Why am I still waiting for them to cast Aaron Eckhart as me?! Why?!"
IRON MAN: "Maybe he's not just interested? Or available?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You shut up!"

[sabetoonth]

^a little testy aint he?

[Aesop Rocks]

In light of the recent Marvel/Disney news Kevin F. has released the first image of the man to play Captain America:

The man to play Captain America in the upcoming 2011 Marvel film "The First Avenger: Captain America" is the world renoun actor starring in such hits as the "High School Musical" trilogy and his latest film "17 Again". Zac Efron has been casted to play our Captain America! When we asked Kevin F. why he simply replied "It was clear as soon as I saw all the posters all over my daughers walls" pausing and crying for a bit then continiuing with "She told me to do it or she would hate me forever".

http://i31.tinypic.com/dq2937.png

[Panthro]

sabertooth - yes, he is a little testy. :cwink:

Aesop - oh dear God no! :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Webhead2006]

i doubt it will ever end up like that for cap.

[sabetoonth]

i wont mind the new business situation as long as the logos stay hell away frm the marvel company, and they dont have tht kind of power, and as a small correction panthro, it sabetoonth, but thanks, testify actually came from roman courts when men would swear on their testicles.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Sabe! I always heard that she was a jew, won´t put my hand on fire for it, though.

Great stuff, guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Mr. Walt Disney, I finally got to meet you!!

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Mr. Walt Disney, I finally got to meet you!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[sabetoonth]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Mr. Walt Disney, I finally got to meet you!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
sorry panthro, had to out do you by 2:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys!

[Panthro]

It's okay sabertooth. That's what the net is for - harmless one-up-man-ship.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "All I wanted was some German chocolate & German beer!"

[sabetoonth]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
all i want is german chocolate and GOOD beer
and my name is sabetoonth

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: Swear loyalty to scientology!!

[Timstuff]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/1926/batmanironman.jpg (http://img78.imageshack.us/i/batmanironman.jpg/)

"Hey guys, guess what? Our movies have a combined gross of like 2 billion dollars, and we've got sequels on the way! How long have you been waiting for your next movies to get made?"

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5452/78225127879captainameri.jpg (http://img78.imageshack.us/i/78225127879captainameri.jpg/)

"A long f-ing time."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/captain-america-vs-hitler.jpg
HITLER: Swear loyalty to scientology!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/1926/batmanironman.jpg (http://img78.imageshack.us/i/batmanironman.jpg/)

"Hey guys, guess what? Our movies have a combined gross of like 2 billion dollars, and we've got sequels on the way! How long have you been waiting for your next movies to get made?"

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/5452/78225127879captainameri.jpg (http://img78.imageshack.us/i/78225127879captainameri.jpg/)

"A long f-ing time."
:pal::pal::lmao::lmao::applaud:applaud

[Timstuff]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/captain_america_disney.jpg

Have at it, Hypesters. ;)

[sabetoonth]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im good

[kedrell]

http://i32.tinypic.com/2v9c408.jpg
Captain Disney: "Who's ****ing idea was this, anyway!"

[kedrell]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ep1swm.jpg
Gimme liberty or gimme a hug!!

[sabetoonth]

hehehahahahaha!

[3dman27]

http://i32.tinypic.com/2v9c408.jpg
"cap somehow i felling a little mickey mouse today i must be comind down with swine flu ,my compliments to whomever originally did this manip

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg117/Timstuff_photos/captain_america_disney.jpg

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Can I get frozen for another fifty years, please?

[Panthro]

All this Disney stuff continues to be great.
http://i32.tinypic.com/2v9c408.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Oh Hell no, I did not fight & survive World Friggin' War 2 for this!"