Things you want to do before you die!

[Ace of Knaves]

Self explanatory really. Serious aspirations or just funny things, whatevs :D

I'll start.

I really really really wanna hit someone in the face with a big, wet fish. It's the ultimate comedy prop, it has to be done!

[enterthemadness]

1. Make out with a woman.
2. Have sex with a woman.
3. Various kinky things with woman. Example. A headscissor. :o:woot:
4. See a Florida Marlins game.
5. Get ****tanked.
6. Throw up after getting ****tanked.
7. Oh yeah, become a director.
8. Put on muscle.
9. Stay up for 3 days straight.
10. Never see Family or cats die.
11. Have a three way.
12. Spot Spoons while wearing stinky jean shirts.
13. Make fun of Spoons, then run away from him.
14. Out run a Lion.
15. High five the Lion afterwards.
16. Make Lion my pet.
17. Have Lion fight bullies for me.

[Colossal Spoons]

1. Meet ETM :cmad:

[E-Man]

Travel outside the U.S.

[enterthemadness]

1. Meet ETM :cmad:

I forgot #18.

#18. Get drunk with Spoons, then put funny drunk Spoons vid on Youtube for win. :woot:

[ObakeTora]

1. conceive a child
2. Finish Pharmacy school
3. Buy my old house back in Cerritos
4. Via my advanced knowledge in stem cells I'd like to fuse vocal chords to a cat.

[ObakeTora]

double post

[Sundancer]

I want a rusty axe
I wanna know voodoo
A fat *BLEEP* named Bridget
And a sip of Faygo too

[punishermax]

Marisa Miller

[knowsbleed]

1. Make out with a woman.
2. Have sex with a woman.
3. Various kinky things with woman. Example. A headscissor. :o:woot:
4. See a Florida Marlins game.
5. Get ****tanked.
6. Throw up after getting ****tanked.
7. Oh yeah, become a director.
8. Put on muscle.
9. Stay up for 3 days straight.
10. Never see Family or cats die.
11. Have a three way.
12. Spot Spoons while wearing stinky jean shirts.
13. Make fun of Spoons, then run away from him.
14. Out run a Liger.
15. High five the Liger afterwards.
16. Make Liger my pet.
17. Have Liger fight bullies for me.

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I'd like to win the lottery..

[SonikDeath]

I wanna read the bible, like the entire thing, they have gotta let me into Heaven if i do that. :)

[Two-Face]

See Manchester United play (almost done)

Meet Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Angelina Jolie and Chris Nolan.

Visit USA.

[Majic Walrus]

1. Rule the world

[Jake Cassidy]

Megan Fox and Amber Heard

[Sarge 2.0]

1. Meet ETM :cmad:
2. Beat up ETM. :cmad:

[Eggyman]

I want to unite Sarge and Bamf, make them admit to their feelings, then leave them to it.

Let's get it on....

[chamber-music]

3. Buy my old house back in cheetos

Thats just crazy :woot:


Meet Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Angelina Jolie and Chris Nolan.


I want to ruin Christian Bales scene in an really intense moment so he goes nuts again that would be funny.

I want to find out what really came first the chicken or the egg.

I shot a man just to watch him die.

I wanna see what would win a in a fight between a bear and a tiger.

I want a pet chimpanze

I wanna be your dog

I wanna see you dance

I, I will be King
And you, you will be Queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can be heroes just for one day
We can be us just for one day

[BillyZaned]

1. Pee off a sky glide at the state fair
2. Beat the crap out of Rush Limbaugh
3. Smoke a joint with Bill Mahr
4. Employee a sexy midget made that works naked
5. Buy a fur coat, and wear it everywhere

[SuperFerret]

I want to find out what really came first the chicken or the egg.

The egg. It's a scientific fact.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Meet Kevin Smith
Go to Vegas and get wasted
Meet Bruce Campbell
Get married
Learn to drive
Move out
Get a job involving the film business
Go to Disneyland drunk
Beat Morg in the deathmatch

[Sarge 2.0]

The egg. It's a scientific fact.
Isn't more of a strongly supported theory? There's strong evidence to support it but it was my understanding that it's not exactly a scientific fact.

And it can still be considered a causality dilemma party pooper. :o

[Aesop Rocks]

IN ORDER or most importance.

1. lose virginity, while SOBER.
2. Meet Brand New.
3. Learn to guitar.
4. Make a band.
5. Tour with Brand New.
6. Live the life of a rock star.
7. Become influential.
8. OD on heroine.
9. Come back to life, find God.
10. Reunite the band.
11. Get my own reality show on VH1.

[Aesop Rocks]

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[amazingfantasy15]

Since I've finished a marathon, now I'm thinking about a triathalon, but would need to start swimming and buy a better bike.
Go skydiving, although that could be the last thing I do before dying.

[Ace of Knaves]

I really really wanna go skydiving. That would be insane. Or base jumping. Any type of free falling from ridiculous heights appeals to me :D

[enterthemadness]

2. Beat up ETM. :cmad:

#19 Put rotten eggs in Sarge's house, esp in the walls and in all his clothes and...in his shoes and video games. Boo-yah.

[Carcharodon]

Isn't more of a strongly supported theory? There's strong evidence to support it but it was my understanding that it's not exactly a scientific fact.

And it can still be considered a causality dilemma party pooper. :oThat evolution occurs is a....ah, you know what? Screw it. I've been over this way too many times. You kind of get burnt out on it after a while.

[SuperFerret]

I wasn't talking about evolution. I was talking about how in the Bible, when God is creating life, "animals" (meaning mammals) comes before "birds", which means that the platypus (God's chosen creature), which lays eggs, came before the chicken.

[Sarge 2.0]

That evolution occurs is a....ah, you know what? Screw it. I've been over this way too many times. You kind of get burnt out on it after a while.
No, go ahead and explain. I believe in evolution, it was just my understanding of the whole chicken and egg thing was still a bit murky.

[TNC9852002]

1. Move to England.

[-Arya-]

No, go ahead and explain. I believe in evolution, it was just my understanding of the whole chicken and egg thing was still a bit murky.
Well, first there wasn't a 'chicken' per se. There were ancestors of chickens that mated and shared DNA. Through certain mutations in the DNA, a chicken was produced.

In other words the zygote cell can only go through DNA mutations inside of an egg, so therefore the egg came before an actual 'chicken' as we know it today.

[CrashNburn]

Meet Kevin Smith
Go to Vegas and get wasted
Meet Bruce Campbell
Get married
Learn to drive
Move out
Get a job involving the film business
Go to Disneyland drunk
Beat Morg in the deathmatch

i actually did this and it was well worth it! you have to!

1. Meet Hayley Williams
2. go visit Canada again
3. go on a European cruise.
4. go to Hawaii
5. finally learn to surf
6. meet alot more new people
7. go to E3
8. go to comic con
9. go to naruto/anime cosplay event lol

[lou2099]

The thing i want to do is not see it coming

[Carcharodon]

I wasn't talking about evolution. I was talking about how in the Bible, when God is creating life, "animals" (meaning mammals) comes before "birds", which means that the platypus (God's chosen creature), which lays eggs, came before the chicken."Animals" means mammals? I'm not sure I follow that logic. Is it just Biblical terminology?

How does this constitute a "scientific fact," by the way?

[E-Man]

I'd love to be on the set of a movie with a competent cast and crew. I would love to see good artists at work there.

[Carcharodon]

No, go ahead and explain. I believe in evolution, it was just my understanding of the whole chicken and egg thing was still a bit murky.That evolution occurs is a fact. That's all. Relating it to the chicken v. egg scenario is tricky if you think about it long enough. I think I take it too literally though.

In other words the zygote cell can only go through DNA mutations inside of an egg, so therefore the egg came before an actual 'chicken' as we know it today.Mutations can occur before fertilization. Just throwing that out there.

[Lunar_Wolf]

i actually did this and it was well worth it! you have to!

1. Meet Hayley Williams
2. go visit Canada again
3. go on a European cruise.
4. go to Hawaii
5. finally learn to surf
6. meet alot more new people
7. go to E3
8. go to comic con
9. go to naruto/anime cosplay event lol

I forgot to add something similar to mine.

Move to canada!

[Sarge 2.0]

That evolution occurs is a fact. That's all. Relating it to the chicken v. egg scenario is tricky if you think about it long enough. I think I take it too literally though.

Mutations can occur before fertilization. Just throwing that out there.OK, cool. Thanks to both of you. Yeah, I realize that the process of evolution is fact. I think I worded my original question improperly, I should have said:

"Based on what I have read I don't know if the whole 'the egg came first' thing is indeed scientific fact or simply a theory that was hypothesized based on conclusions reached using concepts in evolutionary biology".

Again, thanks to both of you for the clarification.

[luke1234]

Bang a black chick :woot:

i always found them just as attractive as White women

[CrashNburn]

I forgot to add something similar to mine.

Move to canada!


:cool::up:

i would be very tempted to stay but not sure that i could commit. there are some beautiful woman there!:ikyn

[darkseid26]

-Sky Diving
-Go back in time and see myself sky dive

[enterthemadness]

Bang a black chick :woot:

i always found them just as attractive as White women

I keep forgetting stuff.

Have sex with a white woman.
Have sex with a black woman.
Have sex with a chinese woman.
Have sex with a woman from Canada.
Have sex with a English woman.
Have sex with a English woman that is black.
Have sex with a Latino.
Have sex with a Russian woman.
Have sex with a French woman.
Get a lap dance.
Have sex with a Native American Woman.


Hmmmm....:o then form an American League baseball team with the kids.

[TheZink]

1: Witness the birth of my child.
2: Raise said child to an adult that will hopefully contribute to society and produce me some grandchildren.
3: Travel to Europe, specifically Germany, Italy, and France.
4: Go back to Hawaii with much more money.
5: Get my Master's Degree.
6: Finish work on my house (doubtful)
7: See a Pittsburgh Steeler's game in Heinz Field with my father.
8: See a Pittsburgh Penguins game in the new arena with my father.

Anything else falls short compared to this list.

[CrashNburn]

10. become a massage therapist

[X-Ray]

Win the lottery. Then pay off who ever the **** I have to pay to get a zip line going from the top of the Empire State building down whatever street (never been to NYC). And just ride that ****. If it's possible. I'd have one stretch out all the way to the Statue of Liberty island.

Sky diving is another thing to do.

And **** load of traveling.

[Sawyer]

Punch at least one of the Jonas Brothers in the face. Even the little one.

EDIT: sorry, I dont know what was going on yesterday, but I ended up posting this like five times.

[Sawyer]

Edit: same

[Sawyer]

Edit: same

[david icke]

Ink the last comic story I wrote and pencilled up, it would defo be my final strip as I can't think of any more. Even if I did a panel a week it would get done eventually, just need to find decent ink nibs as my old ones have all rusted.
Then compile the few strips I have completed and assemble them into some sort of single comicbook that looked half decent.
although I doubt I would have the money to produce a decent lookin comic, so I will leave the strips in the will for someone else to do that, catch them with their wallet open when they're all teary.

[Sawyer]

Edit: same

[Sawyer]

Edit: same

[SuperFerret]

"Animals" means mammals? I'm not sure I follow that logic. Is it just Biblical terminology?

How does this constitute a "scientific fact," by the way?

I'm just messing with you, and whenever "animals" are mentioned in the Bible, it's typically followed by "birds, fishes and reptiles" or something similar, which indicates that "animals" was meant to refer to mammalian non-human animals.

[YoungE808]

1. Write a fantasy novel
2. Write a screenplay that may or may not be based on the novel.
3. Purchase a real katana (Damn you stainless steel...).
4. Watch a live action Justice League movie.
5. Watch live action Avengers movie.
6. Watch the last season of Lost
7. Comprehend the story of Kingdom Hearts (BBS/Days/all the games)
8. Play Chrono Trigger and hopefully play a sequel to Chrono Cross.
9. Have children.
10. Teach those children the value of owning a Sega and a Playstation before upgrading.
11. Learn some form of Martial Arts.

[SuperFerret]

Punch any of the Jonas Brothers in the face. Even the little one.

Punch any of the Jonas Brothers in the face. Even the little one.

Punch at least one of the Jonas Brothers in the face. Even the little one.

Makes sense, since there're three of them.

[YoungE808]

1. Write a fantasy novel
2. Write a screenplay that may or may not be based on the novel.
3. Purchase a real katana (Damn you stainless steel...).
4. Watch a live action Justice League movie.
5. Watch live action Avengers movie.
6. Watch the last season of Lost
7. Comprehend the story of Kingdom Hearts (BBS/Days/all the games)
8. Play Chrono Trigger and hopefully play a sequel to Chrono Cross.
9. Have children.
10. Teach those children the value of owning a Sega and a Playstation before upgrading.
11. Learn some form of Martial Arts.

[YoungE808]

double!

[ARROGANCE]

I would like to go to space

[SapphirePrima]

Go skinny dipping
Get published at least 3 times
Have kids

[Ace of Knaves]

10. become a massage therapist

Would you do "extras" ;)

[CrashNburn]

Would you do "extras" ;)

hahaha...it depends on the price!:hehe:

someone was eventually gonna say something about it.:woot:

lets keep our collars popped:word:

[WompuM]

I want to kill a big ass shark.

[CrashNburn]

1. Write a fantasy novel
2. Write a screenplay that may or may not be based on the novel.
3. Purchase a real katana (Damn you stainless steel...).
4. Watch a live action Justice League movie.
5. Watch live action Avengers movie.
6. Watch the last season of Lost
7. Comprehend the story of Kingdom Hearts (BBS/Days/all the games)
8. Play Chrono Trigger and hopefully play a sequel to Chrono Cross.
9. Have children.
10. Teach those children the value of owning a Sega and a Playstation before upgrading.
11. Learn some form of Martial Arts.


these two games were truly awesome!:yay:

[Ace of Knaves]

hahaha...it depends on the price!:hehe:

someone was eventually gonna say something about it.:woot:

lets keep our collars popped:word:

*pops collar* You know that ****!! :funny:

I want to kill a big ass shark.

That would be the ultimate bad assness test. To take out a big ass shark would be on Chuck Norris levels.

[CrashNburn]

*pops collar* You know that ****!! :funny:




we love to REPRESENT!:woot::hehe:

[SLVRSR4]

Star in a movie

Get married 3 times to taylor swift, Boxxy, and someone else.

Get shot, stabbed, and hit with a brick. Shoot, stab, and hit dem with a brick.

[Majic Walrus]

Punch at least one of the Jonas Brothers in the face. Especially the little one.

Fix'd

[chamber-music]

Punch at least one of the Jonas Brothers in the face. Even the little one.

Makes sense, since there're three of them.

Your forgetting the bonus Jonas plus you gotta kick Nick 'Grimmy' Grimshaw's ass too the guys an honorary Jonas.

[ultrasuperduckman]

1. Write a novel

2. Make a movie. Does not have to be a big production as long as I'm making a 'real' movie.

3. Write a one shot for Batman.

4. Marry my ex girlfriend (I'm aware how creepy that sounds ;))

5. Tavel across the world.

6. Take a trip into space.

7. Live forever.

[NotAHenchwench]

1. Sing a recital at Carnegie Hall
2. Re-create my favorite scenes from my favorite movies using myself and my friends as the actors.
3. Have enough money to have my dream house, complete with underground Labyrinth.
4. Be able to produce my own Fashion line.
5. Find that person just for me, and marry that person.
6. Find an old abandoned mansion and re-do it from top to bottom, without money being a problem.
7. Be able to do Bungee Ballet whenever I want.
8. Be the Soprano soloist for the 'Verdi: Requiem'


That's all I can think of for now. List is subject to change. ;D

[MessiahDecoy123]

go to comic con
visit Tokyo
swim with dolphins
own a pug

[Ace of Knaves]

I wanna be a music producer. I got FL studio and I was making some tunes for a little while. Then the speakers on my laptop ****ed up!

I used to DJ round my way back in the day. Just house parties n that really. I did do a couple sets at some little raves n that too. Didn't get money for it, but just got sorted out by everyone. Free weed n...other **** ;) Good times.

[Sawyer]

Makes sense, since there're three of them.

Yeah sorry about that, my computer was ****ing up on me yesterday.

[Fry's Girl!!]

I'd love to learn how to play the piano before I pop my clogs. And finally figure out how to ice skate. I have a whole list of stuff somewhere, but these are the only two I can remember offhand. :csad:

[ultrasuperduckman]

Is that suppose to be a pikachu?

[Fry's Girl!!]

Is that suppose to be a pikachu?

Its a Pichu.

[Bruce Banner]

1. Make writing my primary source of income
2. Live in NYC and occasionally travel to LA and the Chesapeake
3. Drive cross country
4. Prove my Dad wrong and make him proud