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zeptron
09-25-2009, 05:01 AM
22-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband Daniel were taking a leisurely drive in the Idaho Mountains when Michelle was impaled in the NECK with a 13-inch spruce tree branch that crashed through one of their truck windows!

She was so shell-shocked she didn’t even immediately realize what had happened, asking her husband, “Where is it?”

Michelle’s life was saved after a 6-hour operation at St. Patrick Hospital in Missoula, Montana. She’s now at home recovering.

http://www.oliviamunn.com/tree-goes-through-womans-throat-and-she-survives/

WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC IMAGES!

enterthemadness
09-25-2009, 05:09 AM
Damn. Good to know she is alive and well.

And those pictures...not all that disturbing...but still messed up to see.

Eggyman
09-25-2009, 05:16 AM
In this economical climate, it best that everyone *puts on sunglasses* branches out.

Yeeaahhhhhh!!!

Never done th^t before, never will do again. I'm going to wash the taste out of my mouth by licking Bamfer's feet.

enterthemadness
09-25-2009, 05:20 AM
'Sir, what are your thoughts about the woman with a branch in her neck?'

'Looks like *sunglasses* she's a tree lover'

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Colossal Spoons
09-25-2009, 05:47 AM
In this economical climate, it best that everyone *puts on sunglasses* branches out.

Yeeaahhhhhh!!!

Never done th^t before, never will do again. I'm going to wash the taste out of my mouth by licking Bamfer's feet.

Hahaha

PyroChamber
09-25-2009, 06:02 AM
And we had to hear about this through, of all people, Olivia Munn.

Shedhut
09-25-2009, 06:34 AM
Treevenge has started...

Majic Walrus
09-25-2009, 06:49 AM
You know all I read when I first saw this thread was "woman" "throat" and "tree". Then the only part of the article I read was, "She was so shell-shocked she didn’t even immediately realize what had happened, asking her husband, “Where is it?”"

I must tell you that the payoff was a little disappointing.

AnorexicBatman
09-25-2009, 08:40 AM
DEAR GOD!!! M Night Shaymlan was right. It's Happening!

kane9321
09-25-2009, 10:32 AM
DEAR GOD!!! M Night Shaymlan was right. It's Happening!

thinking the same thing:wow:

Raiden
09-25-2009, 10:33 AM
To the trees, she is now known in the legend as "Deep Throat". :ninja:

CelticPredator
09-25-2009, 11:02 AM
Looks like the tree....

*puts on glasses*

Barked up the wrong women....

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Majic Walrus
09-25-2009, 11:42 AM
:wall: I'm going to go back in time and kill the guy that decided this should be the newest meme.

CelticPredator
09-25-2009, 11:45 AM
Horatio lives on. If you dont like it....make like a tree...

*puts on glasses*

and leave...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AndThePickles
09-25-2009, 11:53 AM
Sucks to be that lady, but she's lucky to have survived.

Cunning Stunts
09-25-2009, 11:54 AM
I think Munn did it. She's preparing for her role in Iron Man 2.

Raiden
09-25-2009, 11:58 AM
I'd say the woman is a branch off the old tree. :)

Kane52630
09-25-2009, 12:34 PM
I'd say the woman is a branch off the old tree. :)

Zing!

but yea that looks disturbing

The Guard
09-25-2009, 12:44 PM
Yet another misleading thread title. Branch, not tree.

Majic Walrus
09-25-2009, 01:00 PM
Horatio lives on. If you dont like it....make like a tree...

*puts on glasses*

and leave...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:lmao: