View Full Version : Tree goes through woman's throat and she lives
zeptron
09-25-2009, 05:01 AM
22-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband Daniel were taking a leisurely drive in the Idaho Mountains when Michelle was impaled in the NECK with a 13-inch spruce tree branch that crashed through one of their truck windows!
She was so shell-shocked she didn’t even immediately realize what had happened, asking her husband, “Where is it?”
Michelle’s life was saved after a 6-hour operation at St. Patrick Hospital in Missoula, Montana. She’s now at home recovering.
http://www.oliviamunn.com/tree-goes-through-womans-throat-and-she-survives/
WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC IMAGES!
enterthemadness
09-25-2009, 05:09 AM
Damn. Good to know she is alive and well.
And those pictures...not all that disturbing...but still messed up to see.
Eggyman
09-25-2009, 05:16 AM
In this economical climate, it best that everyone *puts on sunglasses* branches out.
Yeeaahhhhhh!!!
Never done th^t before, never will do again. I'm going to wash the taste out of my mouth by licking Bamfer's feet.
enterthemadness
09-25-2009, 05:20 AM
'Sir, what are your thoughts about the woman with a branch in her neck?'
'Looks like *sunglasses* she's a tree lover'
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Colossal Spoons
09-25-2009, 05:47 AM
In this economical climate, it best that everyone *puts on sunglasses* branches out.
Yeeaahhhhhh!!!
Never done th^t before, never will do again. I'm going to wash the taste out of my mouth by licking Bamfer's feet.
Hahaha
PyroChamber
09-25-2009, 06:02 AM
And we had to hear about this through, of all people, Olivia Munn.
Shedhut
09-25-2009, 06:34 AM
Treevenge has started...
Majic Walrus
09-25-2009, 06:49 AM
You know all I read when I first saw this thread was "woman" "throat" and "tree". Then the only part of the article I read was, "She was so shell-shocked she didn’t even immediately realize what had happened, asking her husband, “Where is it?”"
I must tell you that the payoff was a little disappointing.
AnorexicBatman
09-25-2009, 08:40 AM
DEAR GOD!!! M Night Shaymlan was right. It's Happening!
kane9321
09-25-2009, 10:32 AM
DEAR GOD!!! M Night Shaymlan was right. It's Happening!
thinking the same thing:wow:
Raiden
09-25-2009, 10:33 AM
To the trees, she is now known in the legend as "Deep Throat". :ninja:
CelticPredator
09-25-2009, 11:02 AM
Looks like the tree....
*puts on glasses*
Barked up the wrong women....
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Majic Walrus
09-25-2009, 11:42 AM
:wall: I'm going to go back in time and kill the guy that decided this should be the newest meme.
CelticPredator
09-25-2009, 11:45 AM
Horatio lives on. If you dont like it....make like a tree...
*puts on glasses*
and leave...
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AndThePickles
09-25-2009, 11:53 AM
Sucks to be that lady, but she's lucky to have survived.
Cunning Stunts
09-25-2009, 11:54 AM
I think Munn did it. She's preparing for her role in Iron Man 2.
Raiden
09-25-2009, 11:58 AM
I'd say the woman is a branch off the old tree. :)
Kane52630
09-25-2009, 12:34 PM
I'd say the woman is a branch off the old tree. :)
Zing!
but yea that looks disturbing
The Guard
09-25-2009, 12:44 PM
Yet another misleading thread title. Branch, not tree.
Majic Walrus
09-25-2009, 01:00 PM
Horatio lives on. If you dont like it....make like a tree...
*puts on glasses*
and leave...
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:lmao:
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