The Tiger Woods Car Accident (and more) Thread

[Excel]

Thats a poor picture.

http://lh4.google.com/fisherwy/R9i21KLXU3I/AAAAAAAAN5A/TPNsqr_wI2A/Ashley%20Alexandra%20Dupres%20MySpace%20profile%20 picture%5B3%5D

http://media.therecord.topscms.com/images/4e/90/bcc10bcf4c6892eee3d01b84302d.jpeg

[craigdbfan]

http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv267/katie_girl09/spitzer-hooker-3.jpg

http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv267/katie_girl09/spitzer-wife.jpg
I respectfully disagree.

They are both fine.

[Lunar_Wolf]

No ass is worth his wife!

[Spidey-Bat]

He basically fessed up to it. He deserves no privacy with his personal life? What else do you want from the guy? You want the juicers to come out and say, "Yeah, that weekend, some guy stuck a needle up my ass." They do it they do it. Once there is clear evidence, only then is the time to admit it without going into explicit details.


But he hasn't. He's just skated around the issue and then is arrogant enough to try and turn the media into the bad guy.

[Excel]

Look, I am just saying...IF YOUR GONNA CHEAT...might as well be good looking, and not some Steve Phillios-*****-esque fugly girl.

Just sayin, if youre gonna do it...might as well be good looking.

[Sebastos]

How in this day and age he thought he wouldn't get caught is beyond me.

[redfirebird2008]

Terrell Owens has apparently commented on the situation...



"With that celebrity status there's a lot of responsibility that comes with that. You have to carry yourself as a professional and be mature when you're on or off the field. That's a message for anybody getting into the limelight from high school to college and then getting on into the pros. Those are the types of things that we have workshops about ... to carry yourself as a professional. Anytime you go out on the town or out and about, things are going to happen, but you have to be smart about it."


Sorry but...:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Those in glass houses. Owens is one of the most immature stars in the sports world.

[Excel]

My man Randy Moss actually summed it up pretty well the time he said it's REALLY hard to have friends, because it's damn hard to tell who you can and cannot trust. Tiger obviously never thought this chick would go running to the media with voicemails.

But he hasn't. He's just skated around the issue and then is arrogant enough to try and turn the media into the bad guy.

:dry:

Dude, it is none of our business. The media IS bad in that respect. You do realize what this means for him and his family compared to what it means to the average cheater?

Tiger doesnt owe us anything other to give his all on the greens when he plays.

[katie_girl09]

Thats a poor picture.

http://lh4.google.com/fisherwy/R9i21KLXU3I/AAAAAAAAN5A/TPNsqr_wI2A/Ashley%20Alexandra%20Dupres%20MySpace%20profile%20 picture%5B3%5D

http://media.therecord.topscms.com/images/4e/90/bcc10bcf4c6892eee3d01b84302d.jpeg
Still no competition in my book. Especially when you consider the fact that his wife is much older than her and is still hot.

[FaT_tONle]

But he hasn't. He's just skated around the issue and then is arrogant enough to try and turn the media into the bad guy.

He's not gonna come out and say, "Yeah... I stuck my **** in over a dozen women over the past five years..." Get over it.

[Anita18]

Are you serious? So professional athletes have some kind of license to cheat on their wives without consequence?

I don't care if he's ballin' like Bill Gates. I don't care if he has beautiful women all over the place. If he knows that he doesn't have the self control to keep it in his pants, he shouldn't have gotten married and had 2 CHILDREN with the woman. He has just as much of an obligation to be faithful as any married man does.
There are consequences. It's called a big fat divorce settlement. Many of these wives (Elin definitely by this time) probably have their husband's balls since their "good role model" image depends on them staying married. Threatening to leave or just leaving, costs a lot of money and lost endorsements.

At least the children are too young to comprehend all of this, but if they do divorce, hopefully there won't be a bitter custody battle. That bothers me more than the "cheating husband" part - was he dilly-dallying with multiple mistresses instead of being a good father? Some guys are rotten husbands but great dads, but being a rotten dad...that's basically unforgivable to me.

[redfirebird2008]

New pre-nup is $300 million...

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods.affair.2.1346199.html

Does anyone really think she'll give him a second chance? I think the only thing she'll give him is a "quiet divorce" 5 years down the road. But she's getting that $300 million, no doubt.

[Excel]

Still no competition in my book. Especially when you consider the fact that his wife is much older than her and is still hot.

His wife looks good for someone her age...but if I had to pick which one I would have have sex with....its really not close. She was like 4 grand an hour...musta been amazing...:o

[katie_girl09]

There are consequences. It's called a big fat divorce settlement. Many of these wives (Elin definitely by this time) probably have their husband's balls since their "good role model" image depends on them staying married. Threatening to leave or just leaving, costs a lot of money and lost endorsements.

I was objecting to the idea that the wives of athletes should just lay down and allow their husbands to cheat because they are rich and famous. I'm talking about the domestic sphere, not the public.

[Anita18]

His wife looks good for someone her age...but if I had to pick which one I would have have sex with....its really not close. She was like 4 grand an hour...musta been amazing...:o
A lot of it was also the image - if you pay $4K/hr for a call girl, she'd better take good care of herself physically. The ex-call-girl blogger Belle de Jour went into more detail with this; a lot of her downtime involved taking care of her looks because that's what she was paid for. But she was also paid well because she was VERY intelligent and could hold a conversation. I'm not sure if Spitzer's girl was in the same ballpark there. :oldrazz:

And there's just the bragging rights of being able to pay $4K/hr for sex. :funny:

[omid17]

Look, I am just saying...IF YOUR GONNA CHEAT...might as well be good looking, and not some Steve Phillios-*****-esque fugly girl.

Just sayin, if youre gonna do it...might as well be good looking.Hugh Grant sure did that lol

[Anita18]

I was objecting to the idea that the wives of athletes should just lay down and allow their husbands to cheat because they are rich and famous. I'm talking about the domestic sphere, not the public.
Well I dunno, what else are they supposed to do? I doubt they just "allow" it to happen, seeing how Tiger had strange facial injuries and all of a sudden the pre-nup is changed. :funny:

We just don't know what happens behind closed doors.

[Sebastos]

New pre-nup is $300 million...

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods.affair.2.1346199.html

Does anyone really think she'll give him a second chance? I think the only thing she'll give him is a "quiet divorce" 5 years down the road. But she's getting that $300 million, no doubt.

Nope, I don't think so. We'll just have to wait and see, but she's going to take him to the cleaners for sure...

[katie_girl09]

His wife looks good for someone her age...but if I had to pick which one I would have have sex with....its really not close. She was like 4 grand an hour...musta been amazing...:o
Just out of curiosity, would you think that the mistress was more attractive if she and the wife were the same age?

[katie_girl09]

Well I dunno, what else are they supposed to do? I doubt they just "allow" it to happen, seeing how Tiger had strange facial injuries and all of a sudden the pre-nup is changed. :funny:

We just don't know what happens behind closed doors.
Divorce would be a good option. My point is that I think it's strange to argue that they should expect and accept their husband's cheating as though they are somehow more entitled to be unfaithful than any other husband making $40 K a year.

[redfirebird2008]

This is an email he apparently sent to Rachel Uchitel, the chick in the Enquirer story from last week:

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament. I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f - - -ed by Derek [Jeter] and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that. But now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but mind awake. Need an Ambien."

What a freaking scumbag. And if he's on Ambien, this could turn into an issue of prescription drug abuse...which would get him into trouble with the PGA Tour.

[Sebastos]

:facepalm: Just pathetic.

[Spidey-Bat]

:dry:

Dude, it is none of our business. The media IS bad in that respect. You do realize what this means for him and his family compared to what it means to the average cheater?

Tiger doesnt owe us anything other to give his all on the greens when he plays.

No, it's not any of our business. But when you're a celebrity, there is no privacy, especially when it comes to your love life.

I'm not going to bother arguing with you anymore since you adamantly defend the athletes you like such as Manny and Ortiz. Both juicers and, in Manny's case, a complete selfish prick.

He's not gonna come out and say, "Yeah... I stuck my **** in over a dozen women over the past five years..." Get over it.

Yeah, because he has to say "I ****ed dozens of women" :rolleyes:

Just fess up. Say "I cheated." Don't skate around it saying "I was dishonest to my family" or something just as ambiguous. Not asking him to divulge into graphic details, just 2 words.

I don't care about Tiger as I hate golf. But his stubbornness to just admit it is going to hurt his image. There's audio of him calling his girlfriend telling her to change her answering machine because of his wife. Don't lie when the truth is out there. Just admit it. Taking the approach he is now is only going to make him less liked.

[FaT_tONle]

This is an email he apparently sent to Rachel Uchitel, the chick in the Enquirer story from last week:

What a freaking scumbag. And if he's on Ambien, this could turn into an issue of prescription drug abuse...which would get him into trouble with the PGA Tour.


So this Rachel was also linked to Jeter? Who isn't but still... she got her men alright if that's the case...

Yeah, because he has to say "I ****ed dozens of women" :rolleyes:

Just fess up. Say "I cheated." Don't skate around it saying "I was dishonest to my family" or something just as ambiguous. Not asking him to divulge into graphic details, just 2 words.

I don't care about Tiger as I hate golf. But his stubbornness to just admit it is going to hurt his image. There's audio of him calling his girlfriend telling her to change her answering machine because of his wife. Don't lie when the truth is out there. Just admit it. Taking the approach he is now is only going to make him less liked.

If you can't read between the lines then I can't help you. What more do you want from the guy? He's embarassed himself. His reputation will suffer. He apologized to family and fans. You just have the sense of entitlement that you have the right to know. The women are not bumpping the scores down like a ballplayer on juice, so he doesn't owe you that. Now the prescription drugs, probably banned, but I doubt its bumping the 66 down to a 64, let's be real. The game is not compromised in any way because of this. Nor is your fandom if you were a fan.

[terry78]

I ain't saying they gold diggers, but they ain't messin' with no broke *****s.

[redfirebird2008]

The tabloids wanted him to lose his endorsements. Cheating on his wife won't necessarily cost him his endorsements, but prescription drug abuse (potential performance enhancing drugs?) would be a much more likely way for him to lose those endorsements. From a morality standpoint, the marital issues are a bigger deal. But his profession is golf. If he's cheating at that or having a drug problem, then that is a huge deal. The tabloids are probably digging as much as they can on the drug issue.

[omid17]

looks like Rachel Uchitel was also playing around with David Boreanz shlong

“I don’t want to be somebody’s number two. I don’t want to be with a married man.”
Rachel Uchitel should tell that to David Boreanz’s wife.

Uchitel, the woman linked to Tiger Woods in a cheating scandal, had a passionate romance with Boreanz, the star of TV’s Bones, in a story that was broken by Star magazine in its November 2 issue.
RadarOnline.com has confirmed the affair with a source close to Boreanz, who chided the actor for being a fool and said at first he tried to lie his way out of the situation, before finally admitting it to people close to him.

Adding to the scandal factor is that Boreanz’s wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/11/exclusive-details-tiger-woods-scandal-girls-affair-married-tv-star#) while he cheated on her with Uchitel.
Uchitel has now been linked to Tiger Woods by the National Enquirer and although she has denied a romantic relationship (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/11/exclusive-details-tiger-woods-scandal-girls-affair-married-tv-star#) with him, the story exploded nationally when Tiger drove into a tree on Friday.

Uchitel is a New York City events planner and met Boreanz in the spring at Griffin club, where she was director of VIP operations. That’s when they began their torrid affair, according to Star.
The magazine reported exclusively that Rachel ended the relationship two weeks after Bergman gave birth. Star also said that Boreanz was calling Rachel while his wife was giving birth!

[katie_girl09]

I ain't saying they gold diggers, but they ain't messin' with no broke *****s.
Pfft. Who wants to anyway? :whatever:

:oldrazz:

[FaT_tONle]

:facepalm: Just pathetic.

Am I the only one who could not stop laughing at that quote? Typical Tiger based on what we have been hearing the past 100 hours, guy keeps outdoing himself by the hour... :hehe:


Uchitel to Admit Affair


The original woman identified as having an affair with Tiger Woods has called a press conference amid reports she is set to admit the full extent of their relationship.

Rachel Uchitel, the New York nightclub hostess who stayed at Melbourne's Crown Casino at the same time as the golfing superstar last month, will front the American media overnight.

The 34-year-old has previously denied any link with Woods, 33, since reports of an affair were published in the National Enquirer.

The scandalous story was then linked to the golfer's bizarre car crash last Friday, which reportedly followed an argument with his wife Elin Nordegren over the allegations.

"At the news conference will make a statement about Ms Uchitel’s relationship with Tiger Woods," [I]Radar Online reported the hostess' attorney Gloria Allred as saying in a statement.

"Ms Uchitel will be present at the news conference but will not speak."

Since the first extra-marital claims were aired, another woman has come forward claiming to have slept with the sporting legend.

Los Angeles waitress Jaimee Grubbs has even provided a recording of what she says is Woods begging her to change her voicemail to hide their affair from his wife of five years.

While not directly addressing either allegation, Woods has apologised for "transgressions" in his family life.

"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart," he said.


http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/979375/uchitel-to-admit-affair-with-woods

Damn this broad is pathetic.

[redfirebird2008]

TMZ is reporting that Elin caught Tiger in the act of texting (sexting? LOL) with Rachel Uchitel and this is what led to the big fight in their house, which then of course spilled outside.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/tigers-mistress-i-lied-for-him/

I will give Tiger credit for one thing. It appears that he did not hit Elin. Or if he did, she is covering for him just the same that he's obviously covering for her.

[craigdbfan]

Bah.

None of us should know this. I know he's a public figure so to speak but I would hate having all my dirty laundry being scrutinized by random people.

[terry78]

Bah.

None of us should know this. I know he's a public figure so to speak but I would hate having all my dirty laundry being scrutinized by random people.

That's what he gets for excelling in an area that others don't. :o

[omid17]

just like chris brown, Elin went nuts over the text messages

[omid17]

TMZ is reporting that Elin caught Tiger in the act of texting (sexting? LOL) with Rachel Uchitel and this is what led to the big fight in their house, which then of course spilled outside.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/tigers-mistress-i-lied-for-him/

I will give Tiger credit for one thing. It appears that he did not hit Elin. Or if he did, she is covering for him just the same that he's obviously covering for her.
We're also told there was damage as a result of the altercation in the vestibule area of Tiger's home (http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/tigers-mistress-i-lied-for-him/#) -- damage that cannot be easily repaired, and that is why Tiger would not let police come in.
yikes

[TMC1982]

That was a horrible movie. Atrocious acting. :hehe:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0153080/

[chamber-music]

Prenups are worthless, they can get thrown out.

Moral of the story: if you are a rich, famous and/or a good looking guy, don't get married.
The old Mick Jagger move
Yep. Go on Oprah and admit he's a sex addict who needs help. Admit that there have been many women, etc.


What happens when Oprah is gone who will the celebrities perform their public I'm sorry speech to then? :waa::funny:

I bets Tigers wishing Jude Law would knock up another chick to take the heat off him about now

[BlackLantern]

Bah.

None of us should know this. I know he's a public figure so to speak but I would hate having all my dirty laundry being scrutinized by random people.

he's a public figure...that's how it is

[Ahura Mazda]

I find the whole way he is prtrayed as crazy. The guy is the best golfer in the world, not a politician or a tele-evangelist.

This is a private matter and even if he did cheat, so what? Does that change how long he hits his drive or how well he putts?

In addition, how do you think "she takes him to the cleaners"? They will have a prenup, he was not married in California and the 50% rule does not apply here.

[BlackLantern]

but people tend to put famous people on a pedastal, they want to believe that they live a relatively normal life...especially in sports...and its magnified here because there has never been a whiff of anything like this around Tiger before

[redfirebird2008]

but people tend to put famous people on a pedastal, they want to believe that they live a relatively normal life...especially in sports...and its magnified here because there has never been a whiff of anything like this around Tiger before

Well there was, back in 1997. A writer for GQ quoted him telling a bunch of dirty jokes. Most people over the years simply wrote it off as a 21 year old being a 21 year old. Everyone assumed he matured a lot over the years but that is obviously not the case at all.

[redfirebird2008]

I find the whole way he is prtrayed as crazy. The guy is the best golfer in the world, not a politician or a tele-evangelist.

This is a private matter and even if he did cheat, so what? Does that change how long he hits his drive or how well he putts?

In addition, how do you think "she takes him to the cleaners"? They will have a prenup, he was not married in California and the 50% rule does not apply here.

$300m is a hell of a lot of money, even for a guy with $1 billion. But here's the other thing, Tiger has a lot of interests in Dubai (which just had a financial crash). Methinks his net worth right now is significantly lower because of the Dubai thing than it was before this financial news came out last week.

[Ahura Mazda]

$300m is a hell of a lot of money, even for a guy with $1 billion. But here's the other thing, Tiger has a lot of interests in Dubai (which just had a financial crash). Methinks his net worth right now is significantly lower because of the Dubai thing than it was before this financial news came out last week.

I doubt the 300m is actually true but even if it is, his earnings have not come to an end and neither will his major endorsements if he keeps winning.

[KenK]

looks like Rachel Uchitel was also playing around with David Boreanz shlong

A career homewrecker, huh! At least she was willing to play her position until that other chick decided to act all outta pocket, and put Tig's business all out on front street! Granted, Tiger should have known better than to leave that message in the first place! No names, fool! NO NAMES!!!

My whole stance is this, I'm not going to advocate anyone stepping outta their marriage, but if you're going to, be smart about it! If you can't be honest with yourself about your man-whoring, and you insist on staying married, cover all bases! You're worth over a billion dollars, and you don't think, "hey, maybe I should keep a separate phone for to keep in contact with all my slores!" And even then, be as vague as possible in everything you do with that phone. No sexy-time pics or texts, no lovey-dovey messages, just vague stuff that's just enough info so y'all know when and where to meet up to do the damn thing. Tiger should have insisted on the codenames ish BEFORE he even started messin' with the ho.

And furthermore, when you do cheat, at least level UP. Unless their sex game was off the chain, neither of them heffers had anything on wifey!

[Spidey-Bat]

Well there was, back in 1997. A writer for GQ quoted him telling a bunch of dirty jokes. Most people over the years simply wrote it off as a 21 year old being a 21 year old. Everyone assumed he matured a lot over the years but that is obviously not the case at all.

Telling dirty jokes doesn't make one immature. And it doesn't have anything to do with being unfaithful.

[Raiden]

A career homewrecker, huh! At least she was willing to play her position until that other chick decided to act all outta pocket, and put Tig's business all out on front street! Granted, Tiger should have known better than to leave that message in the first place! No names, fool! NO NAMES!!!

My whole stance is this, I'm not going to advocate anyone stepping outta their marriage, but if you're going to, be smart about it! If you can't be honest with yourself about your man-whoring, and you insist on staying married, cover all bases! You're worth over a billion dollars, and you don't think, "hey, maybe I should keep a separate phone for to keep in contact with all my slores!" And even then, be as vague as possible in everything you do with that phone. No sexy-time pics or texts, no lovey-dovey messages, just vague stuff that's just enough info so y'all know when and where to meet up to do the damn thing. Tiger should have insisted on the codenames ish BEFORE he even started messin' with the ho.

And furthermore, when you do cheat, at least level UP. Unless their sex game was off the chain, neither of them heffers had anything on wifey!

I listened to Cowherd on ESPN Radio on the way to work this morning, and he speculated that since Tiger was raised by a strict father, and became obsessed with golfing at age 8 and later attended Stanford, he probably grew up as a nerd and had minimal experience with the opposite sex. This may explain his rather messy handling of his affairs.

[terry78]

They didn't release a second voice mail where he gives her his address as well as his social security number to verify it is indeed him she's talking to.

[Raiden]

They didn't release a second voice mail where he gives her his address as well as his social security number to verify it is indeed him she's talking to.

There's a second voicemail? I wonder how much she'll sell it for.

[omid17]

A career homewrecker, huh! At least she was willing to play her position until that other chick decided to act all outta pocket, and put Tig's business all out on front street! Granted, Tiger should have known better than to leave that message in the first place! No names, fool! NO NAMES!!!

My whole stance is this, I'm not going to advocate anyone stepping outta their marriage, but if you're going to, be smart about it! If you can't be honest with yourself about your man-whoring, and you insist on staying married, cover all bases! You're worth over a billion dollars, and you don't think, "hey, maybe I should keep a separate phone for to keep in contact with all my slores!" And even then, be as vague as possible in everything you do with that phone. No sexy-time pics or texts, no lovey-dovey messages, just vague stuff that's just enough info so y'all know when and where to meet up to do the damn thing. Tiger should have insisted on the codenames ish BEFORE he even started messin' with the ho.

And furthermore, when you do cheat, at least level UP. Unless their sex game was off the chain, neither of them heffers had anything on wifey!
:up:

[terry78]

There's a second voicemail? I wonder how much she'll sell it for.

I was just being funny. :awesome:

[Raiden]

I was just being funny. :awesome:

You should've used an emoticon then. :o

[omid17]

Golfer who introduced Elin to Tiger rips him (http://m.www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AhQwQ.u1MydVd_KEU_hrHj.bvZx4;_ylu=X3oDMTNrYzd mcjNrBGEDMDkxMjAzIHNwb3J0cyBwYXJuZXZpayB0aWdlciBka XNzIHQEY3BvcwMxBGcDaWQtMTYzMjIEaW50bAN1cwRwa2d2AzE zBHBvcwMyBHNlYwN0ZC1mZWF0BHNsawN0aXRsZQRzbHBvcwNGB HRlc3QDNzAx/SIG=13r951lfu/**http%3A//sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/golf_experts/post/Golfer-who-introduced-Elin-to-Tiger-tees-off-on-%3Furn=golf,206465)

Jesper Parnevik is sorry he connected Elin Nordegren with Tiger Woods.

[Raiden]

Golfer who introduced Elin to Tiger rips him (http://m.www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AhQwQ.u1MydVd_KEU_hrHj.bvZx4;_ylu=X3oDMTNrYzd mcjNrBGEDMDkxMjAzIHNwb3J0cyBwYXJuZXZpayB0aWdlciBka XNzIHQEY3BvcwMxBGcDaWQtMTYzMjIEaW50bAN1cwRwa2d2AzE zBHBvcwMyBHNlYwN0ZC1mZWF0BHNsawN0aXRsZQRzbHBvcwNGB HRlc3QDNzAx/SIG=13r951lfu/**http%3A//sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/golf_experts/post/Golfer-who-introduced-Elin-to-Tiger-tees-off-on-%3Furn=golf,206465)

Well, he did introduce Tiger to his wife, so I think it's reasonable for him to feel a little guilty about this.

[omid17]

i agree

[BlackLantern]

Jesper says Tiger is "out of bounds"

[terry78]

Haha.

[omid17]

lol

[Addendum]

I find the whole way he is prtrayed as crazy. The guy is the best golfer in the world, not a politician or a tele-evangelist.

This is a private matter and even if he did cheat, so what? Does that change how long he hits his drive or how well he putts?

In addition, how do you think "she takes him to the cleaners"? They will have a prenup, he was not married in California and the 50% rule does not apply here.

I agree. It's not that big a deal for me. Dude got a citation with a fine and points. Big deal. A fine under 200 bucks is easy to write off, with no more citations the points go away and you don't even notice them anyway.

The rest of this stuff is simply the guy version of The View

[KenK]

I listened to Cowherd on ESPN Radio on the way to work this morning, and he speculated that since Tiger was raised by a strict father, and became obsessed with golfing at age 8 and later attended Stanford, he probably grew up as a nerd and had minimal experience with the opposite sex. This may explain his rather messy handling of his affairs.

Maybe, but he's been in the public spotlight for over a decade now. He's had plenty of time to observe and learn "The Game" so to speak. He's seen more than his fair share of professional athletes get hemmed up in some mistress ish. And if the public gets exposed to all the details that lead to those other dudes getting caught, so does he. Furthermore, Tiger has been fully aware of the fact that he is not a dime-a-dozen pro athlete like a football or basketball player. A relatively young man of color dominating pro golf?!? Golf's always been something of an elder gentlemen's game to most folk, and most of those elder gentlemen are white. So to have Tiger come onto the scene when he did was a big deal. It's not as big of a deal now, but he's still something of a rarity. Him being so young helped make golf seem less stuffier of a game than some young people would like to think. And it's still at a point where anytime there's a story about a little kid kicking butt on a golf course just for fun, they speculate on that kid being "The Next Tiger Woods".

When you're at THAT level, and you're aware of the fact that you're at that level (there's no way you can't be), whether or not you only got dates with "Rosey Palmer" back in high school and college, you don't make the glaring mistakes he did in keeping his affairs secret!

[Spidey-Bat]

Jesper says Tiger is "out of bounds"

How many penalty strokes is that?

[Shifty]

Well, he did introduce Tiger to his wife, so I think it's reasonable for him to feel a little guilty about this.

Good chance she will also have $300 million, good luck to the next man that marries her.

[raybia]

Golfer who introduced Elin to Tiger rips him (http://m.www.yahoo.com/_ylt=AhQwQ.u1MydVd_KEU_hrHj.bvZx4;_ylu=X3oDMTNrYzd mcjNrBGEDMDkxMjAzIHNwb3J0cyBwYXJuZXZpayB0aWdlciBka XNzIHQEY3BvcwMxBGcDaWQtMTYzMjIEaW50bAN1cwRwa2d2AzE zBHBvcwMyBHNlYwN0ZC1mZWF0BHNsawN0aXRsZQRzbHBvcwNGB HRlc3QDNzAx/SIG=13r951lfu/**http%3A//sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/golf_experts/post/Golfer-who-introduced-Elin-to-Tiger-tees-off-on-%3Furn=golf,206465)

He's probably thinking he could have kept her for himself instead of giving Tiger his sloppy seconds.

[redfirebird2008]

Uchitel and her lawyer played this very well. They scheduled a news conference for today and obviously he agreed to pay her off to cancel the news conference and never reveal any of the evidence she has on him. Rumor is $1-5 million in hush money. The Jaimee chick who provided the smoking gun to US Weekly was rumored to have received $150,000-200,000. She probably could have gotten $10+ million out of him. The coverup is worse than the crime. He sounds REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pathetic in that voicemail. It's one thing to be a dirty rotten cheater, it's another to then beg a chick through voicemail to help you cover up your behavior.

[KenK]

Uchitel and her lawyer played this very well. They scheduled a news conference for today and obviously he agreed to pay her off to cancel the news conference and never reveal any of the evidence she has on him. Rumor is $1-5 million in hush money. The Jaimee chick who provided the smoking gun to US Weekly was rumored to have received $150,000-200,000. She probably could have gotten $10+ million out of him. The coverup is worse than the crime. He sounds REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pathetic in that voicemail. It's one thing to be a dirty rotten cheater, it's another to then beg a chick through voicemail to help you cover up your behavior.

True dat. That was not the voice of an alpha dog. :whatever:

[terry78]

^A true ***** would have let that **** ride, huh?

[omid17]

Uchitel and her lawyer played this very well. They scheduled a news conference for today and obviously he agreed to pay her off to cancel the news conference and never reveal any of the evidence she has on him. Rumor is $1-5 million in hush money. The Jaimee chick who provided the smoking gun to US Weekly was rumored to have received $150,000-200,000. She probably could have gotten $10+ million out of him. The coverup is worse than the crime. He sounds REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pathetic in that voicemail. It's one thing to be a dirty rotten cheater, it's another to then beg a chick through voicemail to help you cover up your behavior.
yup

Tiger Woods Mistress Cancels Press Conference After Frantic Contact From Tiger's Reps, $1Million Payoff Talks Alleged (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-mistress-cancels-press-conference-after-frantic-contact)

Rachel Uchitel was set to go public and admit her affair with Tiger Woods until a last-minute flurry of phone calls (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-mistress-cancels-press-conference-after-frantic-contact#) between her rep and representatives for the golfer, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.
Multiple sources told RadarOnline.com exclusively that Tiger’s people are desperate to keep Rachel from talking about Tiger and that they were willing to go a long, long way to keep her silent.
One source claimed that Rachel was negotiating a $1 million payoff (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-mistress-cancels-press-conference-after-frantic-contact#) by Tiger’s people to remain silent. When asked about this, Gloria Allred told RadarOnline.com, “no comment.”

Uchitel adamantly denied a sexual relationship with Tiger but was caught in a series of contradictions and lies. The National Enquirer broke the story of Uchitel’s affair, a report that triggered other women coming forward and revealing their affairs with Tiger.

RadarOnline.com was first to report Wednesday night that Rachel had now decided to tell the truth and was going to reveal the details of her months-long affair. Her attorney (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-mistress-cancels-press-conference-after-frantic-contact#) Gloria Allred scheduled a news conference for Thursday.
But Allred abruptly canceled the press event Thursday morning with no explanation.

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that there was extensive contact Wednesday night between Rachel’s representatives and Tiger’s people. Multiple sources have told RadarOnline.com it was that contact that caused Rachel to cancel the press conference.

What’s more, RadarOnline.com has confirmed through numerous sources that Rachel has been seeking a payday for the rights to the story of her affair with Tiger.

[terry78]

He screwed it up. Don't matter if she goes through with it or not, everyone knows the deal anyways. He's basically paying her for nothing.

[omid17]

pretty much

[redfirebird2008]

He screwed it up. Don't matter if she goes through with it or not, everyone knows the deal anyways. He's basically paying her for nothing.

Not necessarily. If she has proof of drug use, then this becomes a much bigger deal than just cheating on his wife. The PGA Tour might feel a need to start investigating.

[omid17]

Not necessarily. If she has proof of drug use, then this becomes a much bigger deal than just cheating on his wife. The PGA Tour might feel a need to start investigating.true, maby even a sex tape

[Raiden]

Not necessarily. If she has proof of drug use, then this becomes a much bigger deal than just cheating on his wife. The PGA Tour might feel a need to start investigating.

Either way, Tiger has dug himself such a huge hole and now he couldn't climb out of it, event though he's tossing millions in a desperate effort to keep all the details confidential. In the short run, it might work, but eventually snibbets of the affairs will leak out, and it will probably drive Tiger insane knowing that he could not control the situation, no matter how much money he spent. Maybe he should just let the truth get out and apologize, then move on.

[Anita18]

I listened to Cowherd on ESPN Radio on the way to work this morning, and he speculated that since Tiger was raised by a strict father, and became obsessed with golfing at age 8 and later attended Stanford, he probably grew up as a nerd and had minimal experience with the opposite sex. This may explain his rather messy handling of his affairs.
Dude, it's Stanford, not MIT or Caltech. There are plenty of girls there, and there's a happenin' social scene. He wasn't like, at an all-boys school.

If anything, Tiger fell into the same predicament as many high-profile athletes. They spend so much time training, have no idea what to do with their free time and have so much money nothing is exciting anymore except for an affair with a ho.

Either way, Tiger has dug himself such a huge hole and now he couldn't climb out of it, event though he's tossing millions in a desperate effort to keep all the details confidential. In the short run, it might work, but eventually snibbets of the affairs will leak out, and it will probably drive Tiger insane knowing that he could not control the situation, no matter how much money he spent. Maybe he should just let the truth get out and apologize, then move on.
Right. Dave Letterman won a lot of points by being up front and honest.

[Excel]

Rachel sounds pretty chill. These folks who just call the media claiming they whored themselves out to someone famous are such lowlifes.

[Shifty]

James Lipton has some advice Tiger could've used.

x8H4CB6ok4E

[Spidey-Bat]

Right. Dave Letterman won a lot of points by being up front and honest.

He chose a horrible time to do it, during his show. That's not an appropriate forum for it.

[BlackLantern]

fans think Tiger really "shanked" this whole situation

[ih8nyy]

James Lipton has some advice Tiger could've used.

x8H4CB6ok4E


:hehe:

[Zephyr Alexian]

^:funny:

All of this will probably blow when and if he starts winning majors. Most people will not care about the infidelity.

I'm of two opinions about this. Is it immoral? Yeah, but at one time most marriages (50+%) ended up in divorce due to infidelity. Those don't matter to the media or most people because the person(s) in question is/are not famous. I don't think Tiger has to answer to anyone but Elin. If she knew about this in '07 and was cool with it, or if she just found out about it and is making up her mind, that's her choice. Tiger never marketed himself as 'Mr.Perfect'(corporations did for monetary gain), and anyone who looks up to athletes as role models is an idiot.

On another note: why did that broad save hundreds of text messages from Woods? Lol, she was probably looking for some money down the road at their initial meeting.

Oh and one more thing: Angelina Jolie flagrantly stole Brad Pitt from J. Aniston. People didn't really cry in outrage over that. How is Tiger's betrayal any different?

[KenK]

^:funny:

All of this will probably blow when and if he starts winning majors. Most people will not care about the infidelity.

I'm of two opinions about this. Is it immoral? Yeah, but at one time most marriages (50+%) ended up in divorce due to infidelity. Those don't matter to the media or most people because the person(s) in question is/are not famous. I don't think Tiger has to answer to anyone but Elin. If she knew about this in '07 and was cool with it, or if she just found out about it and is making up her mind, that's her choice. Tiger never marketed himself as 'Mr.Perfect'(corporations did for monetary gain), and anyone who looks up to athletes as role models is an idiot.

On another note: why did that broad save hundreds of text messages from Woods? Lol, she was probably looking for some money down the road at their initial meeting.

Oh and one more thing: Angelina Jolie flagrantly stole Brad Pitt from J. Aniston. People didn't really cry in outrage over that. How is Tiger's betrayal any different?

I totally agree. It's just that there's a difference between the way things probably should be, and how they are.

[Zephyr Alexian]

Yeah, I agree; the guy is an adulterer, but if he fesses up, he'll come out of this smelling like roses. . . figuratively speaking.

[Immortalfire]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/b4j3mcjpg.gif

[redfirebird2008]

Yeah, I agree; the guy is an adulterer, but if he fesses up, he'll come out of this smelling like roses. . . figuratively speaking.

I don't think so. He has forever tarnished his legacy.

Meanwhile, apparently Tiger and Elin's moms were both in the house at the time of the fight:

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/03/2009-12-03_tiger_woods_mom_kultida_and_elin_nordegrens_mom _were_at_florida_mansion_at_time_.html

Can you imagine how Elin's parents feel? :csad:

[Bim]

Oh and one more thing: Angelina Jolie flagrantly stole Brad Pitt from J. Aniston. People didn't really cry in outrage over that. How is Tiger's betrayal any different?
Dude, that argument is still going on, trust me :hehe:

So Tiger is paying everyone up to quiet down? There goes that argument that he didnt cheat :whatever: :doh: (and yes, some still doubted it since he didnt come out and say it specifically).

[redfirebird2008]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Details-of-Elin-Woods-newly-rewritten-prenup-em?urn=golf,206529

So $5 million immediately plus $55 million over the next two years. This part is ironic:


But apparently there's also a behavioral component to all this: Elin Woods must "be a dutiful wife in showing up with him at social events and in public as if they were still the perfect couple, and sign a nondisclosure form that will prevent her from ever telling her story."

[Paroxysm]

I'm calling him "Cheetah" Woods from now on.

[redfirebird2008]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/tiger-woods-uses-childhood-friend-as-cover/

Mr. Bell was/is a "yes" man. He latched onto his golden ticket when they were kids and it's pretty funny that he's now being exposed as part of this scheme by Woods.

[Fresh Prince]

^:funny:

All of this will probably blow when and if he starts winning majors. Most people will not care about the infidelity.

I'm of two opinions about this. Is it immoral? Yeah, but at one time most marriages (50+%) ended up in divorce due to infidelity. Those don't matter to the media or most people because the person(s) in question is/are not famous. I don't think Tiger has to answer to anyone but Elin. If she knew about this in '07 and was cool with it, or if she just found out about it and is making up her mind, that's her choice. Tiger never marketed himself as 'Mr.Perfect'(corporations did for monetary gain), and anyone who looks up to athletes as role models is an idiot.

On another note: why did that broad save hundreds of text messages from Woods? Lol, she was probably looking for some money down the road at their initial meeting.

Oh and one more thing: Angelina Jolie flagrantly stole Brad Pitt from J. Aniston. People didn't really cry in outrage over that. How is Tiger's betrayal any different?

Yeah I do not get why most people look up to athletes as role models...They just play a professional sport and get alot of money...Thats bascially it...They do not save lives or anything like that like cops or fire fighters do...They just play a sport.

[Spidey-Bat]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/tiger-woods-uses-childhood-friend-as-cover/

Mr. Bell was/is a "yes" man. He latched onto his golden ticket when they were kids and it's pretty funny that he's now being exposed as part of this scheme by Woods.

So, Tiger was sinking his ball in a different kind of hole down under.

[terry78]

So, Tiger was sinking his ball in a different kind of hole down under.


When did Henny Youngman get in the house?

[Mister J]

Parnevik Speaks Out on Woods Situation (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629)
Jesper Parnevik, the Swedish golfer who along with his wife, Mia, introduced Elin Nordegren to Tiger Woods, is none too pleased with the world's No. 1 golfer.

Parnevik, 44, who is playing at the PGA Tour's qualifying tournament in West Palm Beach, Fla., told the Golf Channel on Wednesday that "I really feel sorry for Elin," in light of reports that Woods has been unfaithful.

Woods issued an apology on his Web site Wednesday for "transgressions," in the wake of a report that he had a 31-month affair with a Los Angeles woman.

Nordegren, 29, began working for the Parneviks as a nanny in 2000. She was first introduced to Woods at the 2001 British Open and they were married in 2004.

"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

In a statement issued Wednesday, Woods strongly denied any physical altercation between him and his wife. "The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious."

According to Windermere (Fla.) police chief Daniel Saylor, Woods' wife of five years used a golf club to break the back window of Woods' SUV to get him out of the car after she heard the accident in the early hours of Saturday.

Parnevik, a five-time PGA Tour winner, said he has had no contact with Woods since the accident on Friday.

"It's a private thing of course," he said. "But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff ... And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."
:lmao:

[Zephyr Alexian]

I don't understand why Jesper Parnevik is speaking up right now; he didn't have a crystal ball that told him Tiger would cheat. Lol, he's probably getting more coverage from this than from his actual career: that's the sad part. Still, Tiger really screwed over his familly. I just hope this blows over before his kids are old enough to understand what's going on.

"It's a private thing of course," he said. "But when you are the guy he is, the world's best athlete, you should think more before you do stuff ... And maybe not just do it, like Nike says."Lol, that's funny.

[terry78]

^Hearing it in that swedish accent would be even funnier.

[Spidey-Bat]

When did Henny Youngman get in the house?

Who's that? :huh:

[Zephyr Alexian]

^Hearing it in that swedish accent would be even funnier.

Rib-cracking humor.

[omid17]

Tiger Woods Silenced Mistress Saved Hundreds Of Messages From Him (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-silenced-mistress-saved-hundreds-messages-him)

Uchitel’s emails include Tiger telling the New York party girl that he loves her and they also contain more graphic sexual detail.

[Mister J]

If ever there were a blue-ribbon example of how NOT to cheat on your spouse if you're a high-profile celebrity, this is it. :facepalm:

...assuming, of course, Eldrick has actually strayed from sweet Elin. :awesome:

[BlackLantern]

you could say Tiger was "playing through"

[Raiden]

I think if you are a top athlete of your game, who married a model and earned $1 billion, maybe you will begin to seek thrills because everything has been smooth-sailing in your career and private life. This may explain why Tiger went against his better instinct and get hooked up with multiple women, even though in the back of his mind he must've known that it will get ugly if the truth gets out.

[craigdbfan]

and the truth more often than not always has a way of poking its head out.

[redfirebird2008]

I think if you are a top athlete of your game, who married a model and earned $1 billion, maybe you will begin to seek thrills because everything has been smooth-sailing in your career and private life. This may explain why Tiger went against his better instinct and get hooked up with multiple women, even though in the back of his mind he must've known that it will get ugly if the truth gets out.

This might actually help him on the golf course. Imagine carrying that burden around and lying so much to people, all while the entire world thinks you're a Triple G (golden golf god). On top of getting rid of this dirty secret, all the criticism of his personal life will fire him up on the golf course as well. He knows how to motivate himself. He has the same mindset as a competitor that Michael Jordan had. Any criticism is used as motivation.

[BlackLantern]

every pro athlete that Ive seen that has gotten a divorce or ended a long term relationship has had a career year the following season

[redfirebird2008]

every pro athlete that Ive seen that has gotten a divorce or ended a long term relationship has had a career year the following season

Ironically enough, the major venues set up very well for him...

Augusta - he always plays well there.
Pebble Beach - won a U.S. Open by 15 shots there.
St. Andrews - has won two British Open's there in two attempts already.

The only one that doesn't set up well for him is Whistling Straits. The last time he played there he was in the middle of a swing change. Finished tied for 24th at the 2004 PGA Championship.

[redfirebird2008]

Just some of Tiger's endorsement slogans...

Nike - "Just Do It"
Gatorade - "Is It In You?"
Gillette - "The Best A Man Can Get!"

Good luck to those companies trying to market their product with that slogan and Tiger in their commercials. :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Mister J]

:funny:

This is a ****ed up situation, but the comedy stemming from it is off the scale.

[redfirebird2008]

:funny:

This is a ****ed up situation, but the comedy stemming from it is off the scale.

The best writers in Hollywood couldn't make this stuff up. :hehe:

[terry78]

2hA3_rihmcg

Pretend the Caddyshack gopher is Elin.

[Anita18]

:funny:

This is a ****ed up situation, but the comedy stemming from it is off the scale.
Oh. My. God. This may be the BEST THING EVER.

OEkomaBTppY

:lmao: I love the internet.

[omid17]

:funny:

[redfirebird2008]

Oh. My. God. This may be the BEST THING EVER.

OEkomaBTppY

:lmao: I love the internet.


Classic. :hehe:

[Hunter Rider]

Tiger should have a better cover up team for a guy with his wealth and status, if Federer had been in the same situation he'd have a Swiss SWAT team ready to move in with forensic specialists removing any trace he'd been there and a man named Fred from Delaware ready to take the rap.

Tiger has bumbled his way through this to the point the biggest damage is to his reputation of actually being smart, as opposed to a clueless plonker who can't tell a convincing lie to save his life.

Some perspective is needed though, he has not suddenly turned into a bad guy b/c he was diddling some extra curricular booty, he's not committed any heinous acts of violence or abuse, he's simply been thinking with his Wood instead of his putter. the notion these days that b/c a guy is married with a couple of kids makes him a "role model" is utterly stupid, you can be mean, rotten scum-sucking douchebag and still have a wife and two kids who you don't cheat on.

Mom and Dad should telling little Tommy to look up to Tiger as an athlete but to be his own person, not saying "Look Tommy, you should emulate Tiger and get a wife and two kids., then you too can be paying Alimony by the time you hit 35!"

[Zephyr Alexian]

The picture from 1:08 - 1:11 makes it even funnier. Lol. It's too much.

[Zephyr Alexian]

Tiger should have a better cover up team for a guy with his wealth and status, if Federer had been in the same situation he'd have a Swiss SWAT team ready to move in with forensic specialists removing any trace he'd been there and a man named Fred from Delaware ready to take the rap.

Tiger has bumbled his way through this to the point the biggest damage is to his reputation of actually being smart, as opposed to a clueless plonker who can't tell a convincing lie to save his life.

Some perspective is needed though, he has not suddenly turned into a bad guy b/c he was diddling some extra curricular booty, he's not committed any heinous acts of violence or abuse, he's simply been thinking with his Wood instead of his putter. the notion these days that b/c a guy is married with a couple of kids makes him a "role model" is utterly stupid, you can be mean, rotten scum-sucking douchebag and still have a wife and two kids who you don't cheat on.

Mom and Dad should telling little Tommy to look up to Tiger as an athlete but to be his own person, not saying "Look Tommy, you should emulate Tiger and get a wife and two kids., then you too can be paying Alimony by the time you hit 35!"

Great point. Nice pun.

[omid17]

well said HR

[redfirebird2008]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yd0R76VYKE

Another parody video. Awesome. lol

[omid17]

http://i50.tinypic.com/a290e0.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/qq20k7.jpg

[chamber-music]

Damn been a bad few weeks for the Gillette guys. Henry cheats and everyone turns on him. Woods crashes his car and gets caught out cheating.

Roger Federer better watch his back

The funniest video I've seen is still the fat topless black guys response to the tiger fiasco

[Ahura Mazda]

I still find this whole situation hilarious. How everyone here is making a judgement call based on articles in gossip papers. He is a golf phenomenon, nothing more and nothing less.

And by the way, Elin was not much of a model having had to work as a nanny for the Parneviks. Not to say that cheating on your wife is permissable. However, we do not know the whole story and the things you read are not necessarily fact.

[Mister J]

Oh. My. God. This may be the BEST THING EVER.

OEkomaBTppY

:lmao: I love the internet.
I need this as a ringtone.

[Spidey-Bat]

I still find this whole situation hilarious. How everyone here is making a judgement call based on articles in gossip papers. He is a golf phenomenon, nothing more and nothing less.

And by the way, Elin was not much of a model having had to work as a nanny for the Parneviks. Not to say that cheating on your wife is permissable. However, we do not know the whole story and the things you read are not necessarily fact.

There's audio of him calling his girlfriend telling her to change her answering machine b/c his wife found her number.

You're making it sound like everything is made-up when that isn't the case. Tiger cheating on his wife is as obvious as Clark Kent being Superman.

[redfirebird2008]

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-mistress-worked-medical-marijuana-store

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-mistress-told-pals-they-did-drugs-sex

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-nude-photos-tiger-woods-mistress-surface

This just keeps getting worse and worse. If there is a legitimate drug angle to this story, then Tiger is pretty much finished...especially if the PGA Tour did a random drug test on him, found out he was on something, but then covered it up anyway because he's the biggest cash cow in the history of sports. This could turn into a much bigger story than just Tiger cheating on his wife. It's clear that he had a group of agents and friends helping him with his affairs over the years. But I seriously wonder if the Tour helped cover his tracks as well. If that's the case, it's a huge black mark on the game of golf. Everyone involved who has made millions upon millions of dollars because of the Tiger Woods phenomenon would have virtual blood money on their hands.

[Mister J]

Now we've learned that Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'"
I can't take any more. It's like the gift that keeps on giving. I shouldn't even be reading this ****. I'm at work for crying out loud. :lmao:

[terry78]

Crazy Ambien sex. A phrase you knew for certain you would never hear someone utter.

[redfirebird2008]

Crazy Ambien sex. A phrase you knew for certain you would never hear someone utter.

I'm sure Ambien is loving the free publicity. No doubt there are millions of young men who suddenly have insomnia and "need" a prescription for it. :woot:

[BlackLantern]

I can't take any more. It's like the gift that keeps on giving. I shouldn't even be reading this ****. I'm at work for crying out loud. :lmao:

it seriously is.....you can't write this ****

Crazy Ambien sex. A phrase you knew for certain you would never hear someone utter.

brings a whole new meaning to "putting from the rough"

[Mister J]

Potential Side effects of Ambien
Side-effects at any dose may include:


Anterograde amnesia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anterograde_amnesia)
Hallucinations (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallucination), through all physical senses, of varying intensity
Delusions (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusion)
Altered thought patterns
Ataxia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ataxia) or poor motor coordination (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_coordination), difficulty maintaining balance[25] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zolpidem#cite_note-pmid16045197-24)
Euphoria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphoria_%28emotion%29) and/or dysphoria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphoria)
Increased appetite
Increased libido (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libido)
Amnesia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amnesia)
Impaired judgment and reasoning
Uninhibited extroversion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extroversion) in social or interpersonal settings
Increased impulsivity
When stopped, rebound insomnia may occur
Headaches, in some people
memory loss [some people]
suicidal thoughts and actions [some people]

I ...I need to go outside. :lmao:

[Raiden]

http://i50.tinypic.com/a290e0.jpg



Wow, this Taiwanese news station did a fantastic job recreating the event. I'm impressed. :word:

[BlackLantern]

I just found out I have insomnia.....let me go call the doc

In other news, Vivid is looking to do a "film" based on the incidents

[Paroxysm]

seriously? wow man, that's ****ed up. hood rats....gotta love'em.

[redfirebird2008]

Potential Side effects of Ambien
I ...I need to go outside. :lmao:

His neighbors told the cops that he was snoring on the ground after the car accident. I think he was definitely on Ambien at the time of the accident. :hehe:

[redfirebird2008]

In other news, Vivid is looking to do a "film" based on the incidents

This could be classic. I hope in addition to the cheating (obviously the porno parts of the movie) they include the part where his wife kicks his butt with a golf club. :hehe:

[Raiden]

This could be classic. I hope in addition to the cheating (obviously the porno parts of the movie) they include the part where his wife kicks his butt with a golf club. :hehe:

I'm sure Vivid will film a scene where Tiger do a 3-some with his three alleged mistresses. I hope they will find a real looker for the part of Elin though. :o

[Paroxysm]

Wow, this Taiwanese news station did a fantastic job recreating the event. I'm impressed. :word:

AppleDaily News has started a new trend, they usually use these "virtual" scenarios to recreate plane crashes and stuff, now they're using them to for this.

[redfirebird2008]

I'm sure Vivid will film a scene where Tiger do a 3-some with his three alleged mistresses. I hope they will find a real looker for the part of Elin though. :o

They need the guy who plays Tiger to actually look somewhat like him, otherwise the credibility of the movie is shot to hell. :p

[Mister J]

That means freshly capped teeth. Maybe some oversized dentures. I don't know.

[Paroxysm]

http://www.examiner.com/x-30363-Canada-Celebrity-Examiner~y2009m12d3-Tiger-Woods-offered-five-million-to-endorse-secret-cheating-service-sex-tape-sought-for-one-million
Tiger Woods offered five million to endorse secret cheating service, sex tape sought for one million

The Golf Billionaire will not be short of endorsement opportunities, now that his cheating scandal is in full media hype.* TMZ is reporting that AshleyMadison.com desperately wants Tiger to sign a five million dollar deal with their company.* AshleyMadison specializes in a discreet cheating service.*

[Raiden]

They need the guy who plays Tiger to actually look somewhat like him, otherwise the credibility of the movie is shot to hell. :p

That wouldn't be easy, though; how many half Black/Thai actors are in the adult industry, anyway?

[terry78]

So he does have a sex tape? Lord have mercy. Tiger cut it kinda close, but he has officially become the top story of 2009.

[Raiden]

So he does have a sex tape? Lord have mercy. Tiger cut it kinda close, but he has officially become the top story of 2009.

If Tiger does have a sex tape, it won't surprise me if he spends $10 million to keep it under wrap.

[redfirebird2008]

So he does have a sex tape? Lord have mercy. Tiger cut it kinda close, but he has officially become the top story of 2009.

We don't know if there is a sex tape. They are just offering a lot of money in case there is one.

[redfirebird2008]

If Tiger does have a sex tape, it won't surprise me if he spends $10 million to keep it under wrap.

Try $20 million.

[Mister J]

I'm sure Vivid will film a scene where Tiger do a 3-some with his three alleged mistresses. I hope they will find a real looker for the part of Elin though. :o
Mariah Milano, Amy Ried, and introducing Tiger Wood, star in Par 3. :o

There are less than 18 holes, but it's still a hard course.

[Paroxysm]

remember when "Cheetah Woods" used to be boring? lol now the guys in the news for all the wrong reasons

[Mister J]

http://www.examiner.com/x-30363-Canada-Celebrity-Examiner~y2009m12d3-Tiger-Woods-offered-five-million-to-endorse-secret-cheating-service-sex-tape-sought-for-one-million (http://www.examiner.com/x-30363-Canada-Celebrity-Examiner%7Ey2009m12d3-Tiger-Woods-offered-five-million-to-endorse-secret-cheating-service-sex-tape-sought-for-one-million)
*can't breathe*

[BlackLantern]

Mariah Milano, Amy Ried, and introducing Tiger Wood, star in Par 3. :o

There are less than 18 holes, but it's still a hard course.

get Lisa Ann in there as Sarah Palin and that is AVN Awards gold right there

[redfirebird2008]

remember when "Cheetah Woods" used to be boring? lol now the guys in the news for all the wrong reasons

I have to give his PR people credit for helping keep all this stuff under wraps for so long. Pretty amazing that he made it this far with such a clean image given how SLOPPY he was with it.

[Raiden]

I have to give his PR people credit for helping keep all this stuff under wraps for so long. Pretty amazing that he made it this far with such a clean image given how SLOPPY he was with it.

Amazing how a minor car accident can unleash the hounds of hell like that.

[Bim]

Oh. My. God. This may be the BEST THING EVER.

OEkomaBTppY

:lmao: I love the internet.
Oh dear lord, i cant stop laughing :hehe:

[Mister J]

Sloppy just about covers it. A 34-year old NYC party girl, a 21-year old LA waitress who was on Tool Academy and a Vegas nightclub promoter? That and you're throwing texts and voice mails around like they're going out of style. Come on.

I can't see him signing with AshleyMadison, but they should give his ass a free account. If you are going to step out on the Swedish Nanny, have some damn sense about it, Eldrick.

[terry78]

The tagline - So many holes, so little time.

[Spidey-Bat]

The tagline - So many holes, so little time.

How many woods does he carry in his bag?

[redfirebird2008]

Sloppy just about covers it. A 34-year old NYC party girl, a 21-year old LA waitress who was on Tool Academy and a Vegas nightclub promoter? That and you're throwing texts and voice mails around like they're going out of style. Come on.

I can't see him signing with AshleyMadison, but they should give his ass a free account. If you are going to step out on the Swedish Nanny, have some damn sense about it, Eldrick.

The other thing is the fact that he had actual relationships with them, meaning other people were allowed to know about it. The Vegas chick had friends who are saying "they were a known item." It's amazing that these folks didn't bother talking about it until now. And I don't think he was paying them off to stay silent. I think since they are part of that culture, they didn't realize exactly how squeaky clean his image is and the image of professional golfers in general. Once they realized that the tabloids were on top of the story, that's when all hell breaks loose and everyone decides to let the truth out.

[craigdbfan]

The bottom line is Woods shouldn't have cheated if he didn't want to encounter this mess.

[redfirebird2008]

The bottom line is Woods shouldn't have cheated if he didn't want to encounter this mess.

That is the bottom line. But the line right above it is, "If you're going to do it, be smarter!" :woot:

[chamber-music]

So he does have a sex tape? Lord have mercy. Tiger cut it kinda close, but he has officially become the top story of 2009.

I don't know Micheal Jacksons death will still go down the as story of 2009 unless we find out Tiger did cocaine off the bodies of dead hookers or something

[omid17]

so Grubbs worked at a Medical Marijuana store, damn you know Tiger took a few rips with her

Another photo shows her from the back, in the thong, with her head turned slightly so she can again see the image in the phone. A third photo shows her in a different location, but again using a phone to take the picture. She has her back toward the camera, is topless and wearing boyshorts imprinted with the words, "wish you were here.":hehe:

[FaT_tONle]

If a Tiger sex tape ever comes out, it will be one of the biggest falls from grace we may ever seen from an athlete or celebrity perhaps. Obviously O.J is up there, but he was never one of the all time bests in his sport. I think we have seen the worst, but nothing would suprise me at this point. Even a dead hooker story.

[omid17]

If a Tiger sex tape ever comes out, it will be one of the biggest falls from grace we may ever seen from an athlete or celebrity perhaps. Obviously O.J is up there, but he was never one of the all time bests in his sport. I think we have seen the worst, but nothing would suprise me at this point. Even a dead hooker story.and i thought Kobe's case was crazy lol

[craigdbfan]

Maybe even kinkier stuff is floating out there. Like Tiger dressed in drag or in bondage with one of his probably many affairs.

[Spidey-Bat]

Maybe even kinkier stuff is floating out there. Like Tiger dressed in drag or in bondage with one of his probably many affairs.

Like the picture of Oscar de la Hoya wearing fishnet stockings and high heels.

[redfirebird2008]

If a Tiger sex tape ever comes out, it will be one of the biggest falls from grace we may ever seen from an athlete or celebrity perhaps.

It's already one of the biggest falls from grace even without any such video. Right up there with Michael Jackson.

[craigdbfan]

Like the picture of Oscar de la Hoya wearing fishnet stockings and high heels.

Wow just googled it. Pretty disturbing stuff.

Something along those lines for Tiger Woods wouldn't help his situation. :hehe:

[Spider-Fan]

Am I the only one who doesn't care about anything Tiger Woods does :huh:

This story doesn't faze me at all. He cheated, so what? If I cheat on my GF, not a story. I don't see what the big deal is when popular people do it. Says more about he followers of the story I think, cause they put Tiger up on a pedistal and this shook him off it. Had you not put him on this rediculous pedistal in the first place, you'd be me :up:

[Mister J]

Oscar. :( :dry:

Tiger. :confused: :lmao:

[FaT_tONle]

It's already one of the biggest falls from grace even without any such video. Right up there with Michael Jackson.

You are overdoing it though... I mean if drug allegations come out and all that is pretty bad, but people are still going to watch. It only brings more attention to the game. So yeah, his family life is over, but he will be covered more than ever before. I'd still love to be Woods, and it has nothing to do with money.

[C. Lee]

Am I the only one who doesn't care about anything Tiger Woods does :huh:

This story doesn't faze me at all. He cheated, so what? If I cheat on my GF, not a story. I don't see what the big deal is when popular people do it. Says more about he followers of the story I think, cause they put Tiger up on a pedistal and this shook him off it. Had you not put him on this rediculous pedistal in the first place, you'd be me :up:

I didn't put him on a pedistal, I care about the story, and guess what....I ain't you....I'm not a sports fan in general, can't stand golf in particular.....but I believe that when a person makes a vow, he should keep it....Tiger didn't.....I know that others out there respect and revere him, and his cheating on his wife just helps to make some of them think it is ok to do....so I care about the story.

[Spider-Fan]

I didn't put him on a pedistal, I care about the story, and guess what....I ain't you....I'm not a sports fan in general, can't stand golf in particular.....but I believe that when a person makes a vow, he should keep it....Tiger didn't.....I know that others out there respect and revere him, and his cheating on his wife just helps to make some of them think it is ok to do....so I care about the story.

Cheating is not an okay thing to do, but I don't think anyone is going to look at Tiger doing it and say it is an okay thing to do. But, at the same time, I don't see how this effects anyone. I'm mostly talking about the obsessive fan types that feel their lives have been ruined by Tiger cheating. This is Tiger's personal life, and I don't see how people can be so crushed by a man they didn't know getting caught. I can see where people involved with the family can be upset, but some of the reactions I am seeing remind me of the ones that are made fun of in the movie America's Sweethearts.

[Zephyr Alexian]

I know that others out there respect and revere him, and his cheating on his wife just helps to make some of them think it is ok to do....so I care about the story.
Yeah, but Tiger isn't the first person to cheat on his wife and he definitely will not be the last. People have been doing this for millenniums.

[Spidey-Bat]

Don't know if this was already posted

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1106/obamatiger.jpg

[PyroChamber]

Guess you can't trust a Vegas *****.

[terry78]

Them white women will **** you up. Except ATP, she's down with the struggle. :o

[BlackLantern]

you just have to keep the white wimmen at a distance

[Mister J]

Alright fellas. It's 7:00 on a Friday night. In a little while, it'll be time to pop some Ambien and call up that special lady (or step out on your special lady with a slightly more special, heavily more skanky lady, as the case may be) and make the magic happen.

Who's with me?

[BlackLantern]

most certainly....Im ready to get the Tiger Bonin' on

[craigdbfan]

I'll bring the champagne, Zoloft, and Valium too. That ought to spice things up.

Thats what I call a party. Lets get s*it faced.

[PyroChamber]

you just have to keep the white wimmen at a distanceEspecially if you're married to one with excess to a golf club.

[BlackLantern]

she should have gone with the sand wedge IMO

[redfirebird2008]

You are overdoing it though... I mean if drug allegations come out and all that is pretty bad, but people are still going to watch. It only brings more attention to the game. So yeah, his family life is over, but he will be covered more than ever before. I'd still love to be Woods, and it has nothing to do with money.

I'd love to be Woods as well, or should I say prior to this week I would love to be him. Money isn't the reason. I'm a golfer. I'm a pretty decent one. But Tiger's skill level is off the charts. When I go out and shoot a 75 on my local course, I'm happy with it. But Tiger would probably shoot a 60 on that course in his sleep. It just gives you a little perspective on how hard the tournament courses are, especially the majors. I remember a couple years ago during a press conference at the U.S. Open, Tiger said something along the lines of "if you're a 10 handicap, you're not breaking 100 out there. Plain and simple." This was at Oakmont, arguably the toughest course in the United States. Normally a 10 handicap will shoot 10 over during a round, which would be 80 at Oakmont.

[BlackLantern]

oakmont is the devil...and ive just played it on TW 2010

[omid17]

Tiger Woods Pays Off Mistress in Million-Dollar Deal! (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-pays-mistress-million-dollar-deal)

Now RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that Tiger will pay Uchitel a seven-figure amount that will guarantee her silence about their relationship.

This will guarantee that Uchitel will not release hundred of emails (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-pays-mistress-million-dollar-deal#) and text messages that she has exchanged with Tiger during the past five months while they have had an affair.

damn i kinda wish they released it, messages must have been real bad lol

[BlackLantern]

Tiger is keeping the pimp hand strong

[omid17]

it's a win/win situation for these chicks, they get millions and they got roughed up by Tiger

[Zephyr Alexian]

^Some would consider him an expert at playing in the rough:o

Those must've been some pretty dirty confessions. Lol, I have no sympathy for Tiger: he should've known that he would have to pay the mistresses at some point. If he couldn't see this coming, that kind of pathetic.

[BlackLantern]

you could say Tiger has "a clean scorecard"

[omid17]

:hehe:

[rdh007]

Tiger is keeping the pimp hand strong

I'm inclined to agree, but the pimp within tells me that a true pimp would pay no money to a woman, rather he would tell her to keep quiet and...she would.

[FaT_tONle]

We've already heard enough, though I am sure the rest will get out eventually. Unless there is one in there about pervasive use hard core drugs/narcotics or a gay fantasy... (ala Tiger wishing to join Jeter and Boreanaz in his "dream") then he'd have a huge problem.

[omid17]

^Some would consider him an expert at playing in the rough:o

Those must've been some pretty dirty confessions. Lol, I have no sympathy for Tiger: he should've known that he would have to pay the mistresses at some point. If he couldn't see this coming, that kind of pathetic.
yup

[redfirebird2008]

Tiger Woods Pays Off Mistress in Million-Dollar Deal! (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-pays-mistress-million-dollar-deal)



damn i kinda wish they released it, messages must have been real bad lol

Drugs. Possibly negative comments by Tiger about his wife.

[omid17]

Drugs. Possibly negative comments by Tiger about his wife.yup

[craigdbfan]

Tiger is keeping the pimp hand strong

We'll see.

Maybe he'll get played. She gets the million and ends up releasing the tapes anyway.

[Mister J]

So, Tiger essentially gets a mulligan. A little hush money and reworking of the prenup. Eh. He goes out and wins the Masters, nobody cares of about this **** anymore.

Tiger Woods, y'all. Tiger Woods, y'all. Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Woods, y'all.

[terry78]

I can't even picture Tiger Woods having sex or being a kink in the sack. He's a pretty built dude physically, but that face of his...it always just looks shy of dorky.

[redfirebird2008]

We'll see.

Maybe he'll get played. She gets the million and ends up releasing the tapes anyway.

In which case he sues her for the million and gets it plus punitive damages. Confidentiality agreement. Breach of contract.

[Mister J]

Kinda defeats the purpose of hush money if she doesn't ****ing hush. It ain't 'take my loot and still run your mouth' money.

It's the principle of the matter. It's principalities involved here!

[BlackLantern]

all Tiger needs to do is destroy the field in a tournament and no one will care...I expect that to happen early in the PGA season

[craigdbfan]

In which case he sues her for the million and gets it plus punitive damages. Confidentiality agreement. Breach of contract.

We don't know if a contract was involved. There is no mention of a contract in that article at all.

He'd be extremely dumb if there were no contract. Although I'm sure his lawyers and PR guys probably handled that.

[Excel]

Id be shocked if Woods did any sort of drugs, the guy doesnt even drink alcohol. Its def. just stuff about his wife that would screw his image.

[redfirebird2008]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/12/05/tiger-woods-told-mistress-kalika-moquin-i-will-leave-my-wife-in-a-flash-115875-21873900/

Apparently Tiger told the third chick that he would leave his wife "in a flash" for her if she wanted him to. He told her that Elin was a "cold fish" and the only time he enjoyed sex with her was when she would wear a brunette wig. He said the only thing he was afraid of was losing his kids.

If Elin has any self-respect at all, she will divorce him right now. Screw the money. They never should have gotten married. Sounds like he was pushed into it by his image-hustlers at IMG. I feel bad for the kids, but at the very least they're rich unlike 99% of the other kids with divorced parents. They will get a fair shot at life. With all of the details that have come out and will surely continue to come out, he's got no shot in hell at getting the kids in a custody battle (rightfully so). Divorce him, take the kids, move to Sweden, and live on the outrageous child support that he will definitely have to pay.

[terry78]

LOL, you seriously have a major issue with Tiger, don't you?

[redfirebird2008]

Id be shocked if Woods did any sort of drugs, the guy doesnt even drink alcohol. Its def. just stuff about his wife that would screw his image.

Doesn't even drink alcohol but he's been partying in night clubs with numerous mistresses. So much for not ever drinking alcohol. :doh:

[redfirebird2008]

LOL, you seriously have a major issue with Tiger, don't you?

Used to be a huge fan. Not anymore.

[redfirebird2008]

4th mistress lawyers up...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/05/4th-alleged-tiger-woods-mistress-lawyers-up/

This one is from 2004, so right around the time he got married! LOL. This guy's entire marriage was a sham. Like I said, probably forced on him by the IMG image hustlers. He should have told them to toss off. Being married to her has added maybe $10-20m per year to his bottom line. But when you're talking about $100m vs. $120m, it's not freaking worth it!

[craigdbfan]

Id be shocked if Woods did any sort of drugs, the guy doesnt even drink alcohol. Its def. just stuff about his wife that would screw his image.

Apparently he is quite fond of Ambien (with a combination of sex).

As soon as that was released they rushed to shut his mistress up with 2 million dollars.

Guess he does do drugs.

[FaT_tONle]

So, Tiger essentially gets a mulligan. A little hush money and reworking of the prenup. Eh. He goes out and wins the Masters, nobody cares of about this **** anymore.

Tiger Woods, y'all. Tiger Woods, y'all. Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Woods, y'all.

Everyone deserves a second chance. More like 50 chances at this point. But first chance post exposure I guess... I say let it go. It's juicy and entertaining to see a squeaky clean all time athlete get dragged down to the ****ters by the media, but let it freaking go. Guy is a golfer. Not exactly the most important job in the world.

[PyroChamber]

Damn Tiger, getting a little greedy there! You already have a hot blonde wife at home, are you that ****ing horny?

[BlackLantern]

on a global scale, golf is very huge...there are golf courses all around the world and it is quite a big deal outside of the US....its a ****** situation all around, yes its a nice juicy story, but once the PGA season starts and he's out there ball striking, no one will care about his Ambien sex and his skanky mistresses

[redfirebird2008]

Damn Tiger, getting a little greedy there! You already have a hot blonde wife at home, are you that ****ing horny?

5 year marriage, 4 affairs on the side covering all 5 of those years. And odds are there were other affairs while he was dating Elin before they got married. :doh:

[FaT_tONle]

4th mistress lawyers up...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/05/4th-alleged-tiger-woods-mistress-lawyers-up/ (http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/05/4th-alleged-tiger-woods-mistress-lawyers-up/)


Still hasn't bogeyed yet... I'll even give him a par 5 on this.

[BlackLantern]

so does this mean we will have a golf thread this season?? I wanted to start one last year but I dont think we have a lot of golf fans here on the Hype

[Excel]

Ill reserve judgement, this is the time during all scandals where its impossible to tell fiction from reality.

[Anubis]

Like the old saying goes: "You show me a beautiful woman, and I'll show you a dude that's tired of f**king her."

[FaT_tONle]

so does this mean we will have a golf thread this season?? I wanted to start one last year but I dont think we have a lot of golf fans here on the Hype

The Golf thread is already pushing page 20... :doh:

[redfirebird2008]

so does this mean we will have a golf thread this season?? I wanted to start one last year but I dont think we have a lot of golf fans here on the Hype

I'm an avid golfer and golf fan myself. I'll help you keep that thread active if you want to start one.

[redfirebird2008]

Still hasn't bogeyed yet... I'll even give him a par 5 on this.

Now THAT is funny! :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Makes sense. 5 years of marriage, 5 affairs. Seems fair enough...I'm guessing he's got a Tin Cup on his hands though (a waterlogged 12 or more).

EDIT: It's starting to sound like a hell of a lot more than 4, 5, or 12...

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1920034,CST-FTR-zp04.article

Blew $100,000 at MGM Grand in a single night. Way to go Tiger! That's like Vegas Vacation where Clark loses a crapload of money in 15 minutes. :hehe:

[Mister J]

Everyone deserves a second chance. More like 50 chances at this point. But first chance post exposure I guess... I say let it go. It's juicy and entertaining to see a squeaky clean all time athlete get dragged down to the ****ters by the media, but let it freaking go. Guy is a golfer. Not exactly the most important job in the world.
Who said it was the most important job in the world? I couldn't care less what Tiger does. I'm in this for the comedy.

Beyond that, the media is going to sear this for all it's worth and keep it front and center until people are sick of reading about it ...and then 15 minutes past that. The relative importance of a golfer's personal life isn't important. The fact that it moves copy is. Nobody's letting anything go for quite a while.

[chamber-music]

on a global scale, golf is very huge...there are golf courses all around the world and it is quite a big deal outside of the US....its a ****** situation all around, yes its a nice juicy story, but once the PGA season starts and he's out there ball striking, no one will care about his Ambien sex and his skanky mistresses

Yep in Scotland its second on only to headbutting people and geting drunk in popularity :funny:

[redfirebird2008]

Mistress #5 appears to be the only one so far that is in Elin's league as far as looks go:

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/12/jamie-jungers-jumps-aboard-tiger-woods-mistress-train/

Still no pics of Mistress #4 although I'm sure they will appear at some point.

[terry78]

Another Jamie? He must have a thing for that name.

[Zephyr Alexian]

Hugh Hefner's take on this is pretty interesting:

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/12/hugh-hefner-on-tiger-scandal-who-cares/


Lots of people were probably surprised when they heard Tiger Woods was cheating (relentlessly, it appears) on his wife and his children's (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/12/hugh-hefner-on-tiger-scandal-who-cares/#) mother, Elin.
Hugh Hefner is not one of those people.
Like the golfer, the octogenarian knows a thing or 10 about juggling three girls at the same time - and he doesn't see what the big deal is with Woods.
"I think the only surprise in it, quite frankly, is that anybody would be surprised," the Playboy mogul told E! News (http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b156553_hefner_on_tiger_woods_monogamy_overrated.h tml). "If you're a good-looking guy and young and healthy (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/12/hugh-hefner-on-tiger-scandal-who-cares/#), the notion that there would be something else going on, well ..."
"Ultimately, marriage is just a convenience. It's very nice for raising kids (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/12/hugh-hefner-on-tiger-scandal-who-cares/#)," Hugh adds, "but the notion that monogamy lasts forever is a pipe dream!"
more like 'pipe nightmare'.:o

[terry78]

Hugh never fails to lay it out for us.

[BlackLantern]

and that is Hugh Hefner keeping the pimp hand strong

[redfirebird2008]

The difference is Hugh has always been upfront about it. Tiger should have taken the Wilt Chamberlain or Walter Hagen (golfer) approach. Both of those guys were proud womanizers and are actually admired somewhat for their flamboyant lifestyles. Tiger tried to keep all this in a dark alley while pretending to live a monogamous life. Never should have gotten married. It's going to wind up costing him a hell of a lot of money and obviously it has hurt his image considerably.

[BlackLantern]

maybe Tiger needs to go on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew

[Zephyr Alexian]

The difference is Hugh has always been upfront about it. Tiger should have taken the Wilt Chamberlain or Walter Hagen (golfer) approach. Both of those guys were proud womanizers and are actually admired somewhat for their flamboyant lifestyles. Tiger tried to keep all this in a dark alley while pretending to live a monogamous life. Never should have gotten married. It's going to wind up costing him a hell of a lot of money and obviously it has hurt his image considerably.

You make a good point. I still think that this will all blow over in the years to come, but he could've bought and paid for a dozen different mistresses. It would've cost him less. I dunno: maybe he and Elin are closet swingers. It wouldn't surprise me.

and that is Hugh Hefner keeping the pimp hand strong
Even at an old age, he still has it.:up:

[redfirebird2008]

You make a good point. I still think that this will all blow over in the years to come, but he could've bought and paid for a dozen different mistresses. It would've cost him less. I dunno: maybe he and Elin are closet swingers. It wouldn't surprise me.


Even at an old age, he still has it.:up:

If they were swingers she would not be demanding an insane amount of money to stay with him.

[BlackLantern]

it's like a ****ed up Skins game

[omid17]

and that is Hugh Hefner keeping the pimp hand stronghell yea

The difference is Hugh has always been upfront about it. Tiger should have taken the Wilt Chamberlain or Walter Hagen (golfer) approach. Both of those guys were proud womanizers and are actually admired somewhat for their flamboyant lifestyles. Tiger tried to keep all this in a dark alley while pretending to live a monogamous life. Never should have gotten married. It's going to wind up costing him a hell of a lot of money and obviously it has hurt his image considerably.:up:

maybe Tiger needs to go on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew:hehe:

[FaT_tONle]

If I am Elin I am digging up as much dirt as I can before going to court to strip the kids from him permanently. How she isn't already doing that is beyond me... I get that he's Tiger and he's loaded but enough is enough. There is probably enough evidence of drug abuse and what not. Maybe she was taking drugs too so who knows, but that's the only play I'd make at this point.

[Anubis]

People keep bringing up this image he supposedly built up of being this, one woman, straight laced kinda guy. I never got that at all. All I ever knew of the man was that he was this black/white/Asian/Vulcan/Presbyterian dude who was really, really, really good at playing golf. I mean, what's he supposed do? Walk the golf course dressed like Huggy Bear? Put out his own pornographic series like Snoop Dog? How does one cultivate the image of a womanizer anyway? What happened to just f**king a lot?

[BlackLantern]

maybe smacking the occasional ***** while walking the course??

[Zephyr Alexian]

People keep bringing up this image he supposedly built up of being this, one woman, straight laced kinda guy. I never got that at all. All I ever knew of the man was that he was this black/white/Asian/Vulcan/Presbyterian dude who was really, really, really good at playing golf. I mean, what's he supposed do? Walk the golf course dressed like Huggy Bear? Put out his own pornographic series like Snoop Dog? How does one cultivate the image of a womanizer anyway? What happened to just f**king a lot?

rotflmao. :hehe:

[Anubis]

Demanding to use a Cadillac Eldorado inspired golf cart with 25 inch rims?

[redfirebird2008]

Demanding to use a Cadillac Eldorado inspired golf cart with 25 inch rims?

Nah, just stay single. Anthony Kim and Sergio Garcia are a couple single guys on Tour who are known as playboys.

[terry78]

People always assume the guy that looks like the player is in fact, a player. Obviously if you're going to try and scam some tail(that's playa talk) you're not gonna LOOK like you can.

[redfirebird2008]

People always assume the guy that looks like the player is in fact, a player. Obviously if you're going to try and scam some tail(that's playa talk) you're not gonna LOOK like you can.

Well, Kim is known as a player by everyone on Tour because he's known for wasting an entire year (2007 season) on Tour playing hung over throughout most of his tournaments. He's admitted to it. Claims he learned a lot from it and has tried to be more responsible off the course so it helps his golf game. If you watch the way Tiger plays golf, you would assume that he is similar to the likes of Garcia or Kim. But IMG decided to build an image of Woods off the course that was in direct contradiction with what you would assume about the guy based on his behavior on the golf course (fist pumps, cussing, very aggressive style of play, etc.).

When I see Anthony Kim playing golf, I can tell he's a cocky young guy. Tiger is the same way but like I said, IMG built up the exact opposite image of the guy off the course. Sergio Garcia has commercials with Michelob where he's shown womanizing. At least the imagery is consistent with his reputation on Tour. It's amazing that IMG managed to pull off Tiger's image creation and that no one on Tour or in the golfing media ever spoke up to say that it was all a sham. But you know how it is, he is their cash cow so they wouldn't dare speak up about such matters. Every one of them is guilty in helping to gloss over his image through the years, because it's apparently the worst kept secret among Tour members that Tiger was a player.

[Anubis]

Maybe it's because I'm not entrenched in golf culture, but they all look like a bunch of boring guys to me. Fist pumps? Cussing? Oh my! :eek: Truly golfers aren't the pantie waists of professional sports I always thought them to be. :o :p

All I've seen from Tiger's Image is a lack of looking like a douche bag. From commercials, video games, interviews, he just seems like just another boring ass golfer. I mean, it's not like he was one of those evangelical preachers who denounces gays, booze, drugs, and all the fun stuff about sinning, then gets caught doing coke off a male prostitute's johnson. All they did was not mention the fact that he's a, well, douche. Nothing wrong with that.

[redfirebird2008]

I mean, it's not like he was one of those evangelical preachers who denounces gays, booze, drugs, and all the fun stuff about sinning, then gets caught doing coke off a male prostitute's johnson.

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Reminds me of the congressman that was passing anti-gay legislation and then got caught hitting on an undercover male cop in an airport bathroom. :doh:

[omid17]

Jamie Jungers aka #5

http://i45.tinypic.com/j7zpxi.jpg

[Anubis]

Eh, I'd bang her.

[Spidey-Bat]

He could do better.

[Anubis]

Better looking? Possibly. Better in bed? Doubtful. An 8 will always out bang a 10.

[Kurosawa]

Maybe it's because I'm not entrenched in golf culture, but they all look like a bunch of boring guys to me. Fist pumps? Cussing? Oh my! :eek: Truly golfers aren't the pantie waists of professional sports I always thought them to be. :o :p

All I've seen from Tiger's Image is a lack of looking like a douche bag. From commercials, video games, interviews, he just seems like just another boring ass golfer. I mean, it's not like he was one of those evangelical preachers who denounces gays, booze, drugs, and all the fun stuff about sinning, then gets caught doing coke off a male prostitute's johnson. All they did was not mention the fact that he's a, well, douche. Nothing wrong with that.

Before all this mess the main "notorious" thing I noticed about him was the cussing on the course and the occasional chucked club. He's no better or worse than the average golfer. I'm sure he's not a f-up like John Daly or anything.

[Anubis]

And he's no different than your average drunken fat guy.

[Kurosawa]

Yeah I did give Tiger way too much credit-I thought he was more disciplined than he turned out to be.

[Anubis]

Eh, what you gonna do? Golf Groupies, millions of dollars, all the prescription drugs you can down? I doubt there's any man that could resist the temptation.

[redfirebird2008]

This is Mistress #4, Mindy Lawton, from TMZ's report yesterday (they didn't give her name):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-1233578/Tiger-Woods-8-hour-diner-waitress-deal-kept-affair-news.html

This is actually the story that was covered up two years ago by the National Enquirer in order to get an exclusive story for their sister publication Men's Fitness. There's a whole lot of hypocrisy involved in this story and it's not just Tiger.

[Anubis]

Ohhh, that poor mistress. :rolleyes:

[redfirebird2008]

I'm actually curious about why Elin was leaving the country so often. I think she knew all along and I would not be surprised if she was cheating on him, under the guise of "visiting family in Sweden." Like I said, there's more to this than just Tiger being a dirtbag. There's all his hangers-on who helped him, there's the sports media who didn't report it when they probably knew about it, there's the tabloids who had legitimate dirt on him and didn't report it, there's the players on Tour who never said a peep when they knew...it's really a poor reflection on society as a whole.

[Anubis]

What? Not sticking their nose into other peoples business? I think that shows that some mofo's still know how to keep a secret. And that's just aces in my book. :up: :awesome: :up:

[redfirebird2008]

What? Not sticking their nose into other peoples business? I think that shows that some mofo's still know how to keep a secret. And that's just aces in my book. :up: :awesome: :up:

The media are hypocrites for acting "shocked, shocked I tell ya" by this situation when they've known about it for years. It's disingenuous on their part, but I suppose that's nothing new. :hehe:

[Excel]

It was the same with Arod...just about every athlete cheats; the media just doesnt usually blow it up because they know the athlete will shun them, and its also not relaly any of their business.

I'm actually curious about why Elin was leaving the country so often. I think she knew all along and I would not be surprised if she was cheating on him, under the guise of "visiting family in Sweden." Like I said, there's more to this than just Tiger being a dirtbag. There's all his hangers-on who helped him, there's the sports media who didn't report it when they probably knew about it, there's the tabloids who had legitimate dirt on him and didn't report it, there's the players on Tour who never said a peep when they knew...it's really a poor reflection on society as a whole.

Idk...it's not any of their business. I know people who cheat on their girlfriends/spouses, and its not my place, so I just turn the other shoulder. On the one occasion its been brought up to me personally I discouraged, but again...whose gonna be the one to break it to the other? This whole thing sounds so soap-operaish that it strikes as phoney; "too good to be true" type of scandal.

I said before, we need to wait and see. Its Tiger Woods. The medias been waiting to tear him down for years, hes too good. How much of this is actually true at all we'll prob. never know, but at the same time, the last thing people want to do right now is believe every report. There are going to be people Tiger spent 2 seconds with coming out saying they had affairs, ect. because they want the attention and know people wont question them right now.