The Tiger Woods Car Accident (and more) Thread

[redfirebird2008]

It was the same with Arod...just about every athlete cheats; the media just doesnt usually blow it up because they know the athlete will shun them, and its also not relaly any of their business.



Idk...it's not any of their business. I know people who cheat on their girlfriends/spouses, and its not my place, so I just turn the other shoulder. On the one occasion its been brought up to me personally I discouraged, but again...whose gonna be the one to break it to the other? This whole thing sounds so soap-operaish that it strikes as phoney; "too good to be true" type of scandal.

I said before, we need to wait and see. Its Tiger Woods. The medias been waiting to tear him down for years, hes too good. How much of this is actually true at all we'll prob. never know, but at the same time, the last thing people want to do right now is believe every report. There are going to be people Tiger spent 2 seconds with coming out saying they had affairs, ect. because they want the attention and know people wont question them right now.

My point about the media is for them to pretend that they're shocked. I can understand the public being shocked if nothing has been reported to begin with, but the media has a hell of a lot better idea of what's going on than any of us do in the first place. So for them to have shocked righteous indignation is a bit ludicrous in my opinion. Same goes for the Tour players. They friggin' knew. In fact it's apparently been one of the things that was whispered at the bar in the clubhouse for years amongst the players. But then when asked about it by the media, some of them are pretending to be surprised. Please.

[Zephyr Alexian]

This is Mistress #4, Mindy Lawton, from TMZ's report yesterday (they didn't give her name):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/article-1233578/Tiger-Woods-8-hour-diner-waitress-deal-kept-affair-news.html

This is actually the story that was covered up two years ago by the National Enquirer in order to get an exclusive story for their sister publication Men's Fitness. There's a whole lot of hypocrisy involved in this story and it's not just Tiger.


Mindy's sister, Orlando primary school teacher Lynn Lawton, said: 'She is extremely, extremely naive, my sister. She is single, never married, never had children and still looking for a relationship. I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game.'Poor Mindy. She didn't see the stroll in one technique coming from a mile away.:o

[chamber-music]

If I am Elin I am digging up as much dirt as I can before going to court to strip the kids from him permanently. How she isn't already doing that is beyond me... I get that he's Tiger and he's loaded but enough is enough. There is probably enough evidence of drug abuse and what not. Maybe she was taking drugs too so who knows, but that's the only play I'd make at this point.

I don't think she should take his kids away from him just to get back at him. People who do that petty stuff are bad parents usibg their children like that.

She should only go for custody if his a bad father (i.e influnce, neglect ect)

These mistresses hit paydirt. Every tabloid over across the world wants the story.

[BlackLantern]

there is an entire sub culture of women that go out, looking to **** and/or get knocked up by a professional athete...there are even websites that offer "advice" on how to do so

[Anita18]

Poor Mindy. She didn't see the stroll in one technique coming from a mile away.:o
Naive? Even when you're a kid you know that getting with a married dude is a BAD IDEA. :lmao:

[Kane52630]

What Kids Know About Tiger Woods
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:hehe: at the last 2

[terry78]

I don't like tigers. :awesome:

The litlte british chick already looks too grown for her age with the shades and what not.

[redfirebird2008]

Keeps getting worse...

http://www.johnnyikon.com/articles/8967-WORLD-EXCLUSIVE-Tiger-Woods-and-the-PREGNANT-British-TV-presenter.html

This is the chick in question at Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirsty_Gallacher

A few pics, some of which are unintentionally hilarious:

http://www.tccandler.com/IMAGES/actresses/KirstyGallacher/kirsty%20gallacher%20pink%20lingerie%20pose.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2164/2122358533_c04fd767ba.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/29/article-1017414-0112AE8500000578-259_634x813_popup.jpg

Her nose sure is UGLY, just like Rachel Uchitel's. But other than that, she is hot. She was on the cover of Maxim in 2001.

[Mister J]

:lmao:

[terry78]

Ooh, I got four words for you girlfriend...rhi-no-plas-ty.

[Anubis]

Looks okay to me.

[PyroChamber]

there is an entire sub culture of women that go out, looking to **** and/or get knocked up by a professional athete...there are even websites that offer "advice" on how to do soIs there a website called "golddiggers, not messing with broke n******"?

Apparently there's now a 5th woman coming forward.

[terry78]

Tiger been sticking his wedge in every ****ing sand trap around.

[PyroChamber]

He must have been one of those guys that never got laid when we was younger, or at least before he got famous.

[katie_girl09]

So apparently SNL made fun of Tiger getting beat by his wife with Rihanna as a guest on the show? Way to go, guys! How come when a woman gets beat by her man it's appalling, but when a man is abused by his wife (and it happens a lot more than people know) it's funny?

[Spidey-Bat]

Lighten up

[PyroChamber]

So apparently SNL made fun of Tiger getting beat by his wife with Rihanna as a guest on the show? Way to go, guys! How come when a woman gets beat by her man it's appalling, but when a man is abused by his wife (and it happens a lot more than people know) it's funny?Because to the general public a woman beating a man means that he deserved it, while a man beating a woman means that she didn't deserve it.

[FaT_tONle]

Keeps getting worse...

http://www.johnnyikon.com/articles/8967-WORLD-EXCLUSIVE-Tiger-Woods-and-the-PREGNANT-British-TV-presenter.html

This is the chick in question at Wikipedia:


Only until the baby comes out a quarter black/Asian/white will I start taking these latest reports seriously. It doesn't suprise me, but half this stuff has to be bull. I don't even know where a guy like Tiger has this much time for so many broads.

[omid17]

is Elin's vajajay that bad?

[BlackLantern]

Is there a website called "golddiggers, not messing with broke n******"?

Apparently there's now a 5th woman coming forward.

I do not know the name of the website, but apparently its filled with advice on how to bang athletes, places they go to after games, who has STDs and helpful stuff like that

So apparently SNL made fun of Tiger getting beat by his wife with Rihanna as a guest on the show? Way to go, guys! How come when a woman gets beat by her man it's appalling, but when a man is abused by his wife (and it happens a lot more than people know) it's funny?

I agree here, but the public perception is what shapes that...domestic violence, regardless of gender is NOT cool

[PyroChamber]

is Elin's vajajay that bad?Either that or she nags him a lot and gets on his nerves.

[omid17]

Either that or she nags him a lot and gets on his nerves.yup

[Spidey-Bat]

Either that or she nags him a lot and gets on his nerves.

She is a woman so that's a given.

[BlackLantern]

there is a scale...the better the sex, the more nagging and crazy **** a guy will put up with...allegedly Elin was "less than" in the sack

[omid17]

Elin probably wasn't into Ambien Sex

[terry78]

Those damn swedish women. Hot as all get out, but at a horrible price.

[PyroChamber]

Those damn swedish women. Hot as all get out, but at a horrible price.I wonder if Seal has to deal with the same thing with Heidi.

[redfirebird2008]

Keeps getting better. Tiger is now considering an appearance on Oprah:

http://www.sportingnews.com/golf/article/2009-12-06/tiger-reportedly-considering-oprah-appearance

He has two options:

1. Admit to being a total dirt bag.

2. Admit to being a sex addict.

I would be shocked if he went with option #1.

[redfirebird2008]

This picture was taken at the Jags game today:

http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/tours/2009/12/woods-elin-chase_600.jpg

LOL.

[Anubis]

Ha!

[Kane52630]

thats nice lol

[redfirebird2008]

Tiger is a hair-puller...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/gal_tiger_an_vEbceuS3xlXoVDtjbwvJfM

[Lunar_Wolf]

So, how many woman has he slept with while married?

[omid17]

Tigers making Hugh Hefner look bad

[redfirebird2008]

So, how many woman has he slept with while married?

Probably in the hundreds...

[redfirebird2008]

Tigers making Hugh Hefner look bad

It's the exact opposite. Tiger is screwing pretty much anything that moves while Hugh has nothing but Playboy chicks. Meanwhile, the timing of this scandal could not be worse for TW's buddy Bryon Bell. Bell is the guy who booked Rachel Uchitel's flight to Australia so she could hook up with Tiger. Bell also was on the flight with her and helped her check into her hotel room. Bell is getting married on December 12th with Woods as his best man. Do you think Bell's lady is having second thoughts about marrying this guy? If he's willing to help a friend cheat on his wife, then he's probably willing to cheat on his own wife as well.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/07/tiger-woods-marriage-chapel-bes-man-bryon-bell-best-man-south-carolina-affair-/

[omid17]

lol

[chamber-music]

Some of these women gotta be fake no way he could sleep with so many different women and no one know
Those damn swedish women. Hot as all get out, but at a horrible price.
Its probably all that Surströmming (fermented herring, Swedens national dish) that they eat. That stuff stinks.
I wonder if Seal has to deal with the same thing with Heidi.
Seal and Heidi actually look happy together in public I've never really seen Tige and Elin affectionate in public.

[redfirebird2008]

Some of these women gotta be fake no way he could sleep with so many different women and no one know



Plenty of people knew, they just never said anything about it because it wasn't in their best interest to speak out. This includes PGA Tour players, his athlete buddies (Michael Jordan for instance), and even the National Enquirer (had a story on him 2 years ago but traded silence for a cover story in their sister publication Men's Fitness).

[BlackLantern]

Plenty of people knew, they just never said anything about it because it wasn't in their best interest to speak out. This includes PGA Tour players, his athlete buddies (Michael Jordan for instance), and even the National Enquirer (had a story on him 2 years ago but traded silence for a cover story in their sister publication Men's Fitness).

yay for journalism

[katie_girl09]

Either that or she nags him a lot and gets on his nerves.
Because that would totally justify his cheating on the woman he promised to stick with for better or for worse...

[Spidey-Bat]

No one said that justified him cheating.

[BlackLantern]

apparently Tiger is up to 7....The Sun website has it

[StorminNorman]

yay for journalism

That's actually the best example of journalism in this story.

The fact people actually care about what should be a family affair is so ridiculous.

[BlackLantern]

That's actually the best example of journalism in this story.

The fact people actually care about what should be a family affair is so ridiculous.

It is horrible, but it moves copy and generates website hits...I find it entertaining merely because Tiger has been displayed as this squeaky clean guy

[Spidey-Bat]

Who is the clean superstar athlete now? Peyton Manning? He is wearing a sweater in those Amazon/MasterCard commercials.

[Raiden]

This picture was taken at the Jags game today:

http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/tours/2009/12/woods-elin-chase_600.jpg

LOL.

Hilarious. :lmao:

[BlackLantern]

Hilarious. :lmao:

and everyone is laughing...security guy, dude in suit

[Raiden]

and everyone is laughing...security guy, dude in suit

They picked a really hot blonde in miniskirt to play Elin too. :oldrazz:

[terry78]

Because that would totally justify his cheating on the woman he promised to stick with for better or for worse...

FINALLY a woman gets it.

[Raiden]

Has anyone seen that funny skit on SNL starring the gorgeous Blake Lively as Elin, Tiger's wife?

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[BlackLantern]

Has anyone seen that funny skit on SNL starring the gorgeous Blake Lively as Elin, Tiger's wife?

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that is awesome

[kane9321]

Has anyone seen that funny skit on SNL starring the gorgeous Blake Lively as Elin, Tiger's wife?

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it was funny

"help me":woot:

[ih8nyy]

At this point is there anyone Tiger HASN'T slept with?

[Shifty]

The scorecard of alleged mistresses includes, according to multiple press and Web reports:

Manhattan nightclubber, Cori Rist, 31,

Waitress Mindy Lawton, 33,

Blonde model Jamie Jungers, 26,

New York party organizer Rachel Uchitel, 34,

Cocktail waitress and pot bar worker Jaimee Grubbs, 24,

Las Vegas club promoter Kalika Moquin, 27,

And now porn star Holly Sampson, 36.

[kane9321]

[QUOTE=Shifty;17805585]The scorecard of alleged mistresses includes, according to multiple press and Web reports:

Manhattan nightclubber, Cori Rist, 31,

Waitress Mindy Lawton, 33,

Blonde model Jamie Jungers, 26,

New York party organizer Rachel Uchitel, 34,

Cocktail waitress and pot bar worker Jaimee Grubbs, 24,

Las Vegas club promoter Kalika Moquin, 27,

And now porn star Holly Sampson, 36, wow

[Mister J]

Porn Star?! This is the greatest series of essentially inconsequential revelations ever. I feel like I should be documenting where I was when I first heard these things. I don't even care if they're true. :lmao:

Oh, Eldrick. You dog. :up:

[Bim]

Oh dear lord, let's hope for his wife's sake that this one isnt true :doh: http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/tiger-woods-didnt-wear-condoms-with-two-flings-2009712

[Spidey-Bat]

Wonder if he ever got an STDs

[TMC1982]

Wonder if he ever got an STDs

Tiger should hope that he doesn't wind up catching what Magic Johnson caught.

[The Incredible Hulk]

Oh dear lord, let's hope for his wife's sake that this one isnt true :doh: http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/tiger-woods-didnt-wear-condoms-with-two-flings-2009712 (http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/tiger-woods-didnt-wear-condoms-with-two-flings-2009712)


This story just gets more absurd by the hour.

I'm now just waiting for the "Tiger Woods Into Sex with Furries" and "Tiger Woods Likes His Prostate Massaged" and my day will be completely.

[omid17]

he wakes up in the morning,

" so who do I want to bang today? "

[Raiden]

Oh dear lord, let's hope for his wife's sake that this one isnt true :doh: http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/tiger-woods-didnt-wear-condoms-with-two-flings-2009712

Wow, if it were true, his wife would probably chase him with an 9-iron again. :dry:

[omid17]

Tiger is one horny prick

[omid17]

POLICE DOCUMENT: Cops Believed Tiger Was On Vicodin And Ambien When He Crashed (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/police-document-cops-believed-tiger-was-vicodin-and-abmien-when-he-crashed)

[PyroChamber]

Now Ashley Dupre puts her two cents in this...

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/ashley_fires_ho_in_one_BzCr6dkDGoCyAtSyslNZpN

[Shifty]

Now it is nine women. Wouldn't be surprised if a dude announced he slept with Tiger.
At this point there probably are a few more who aren't coming forward and want to avoid the tabloid mess.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/at-least-nine-women-now-claim-they-had-flings-with-tiger-woods-2009712

[omid17]

Tiger will pretty much **** anything that has a hole

[terry78]

Funny how everything can fall apart due to one misstep. Old Tiger was on top of the world before that crash.

[PyroChamber]

Who'd ever think a golfer could get so much ass.

[omid17]

i guess he used the "buisness trip" excuse right?

[Raiden]

Tiger will pretty much **** anything that has a hole

Well, his profession deals with plenty of holes, so he has alot of practice. :woot:

[omid17]

lol nice

[Bim]

Well, his profession deals with plenty of holes, so he has alot of practice. :woot:
:hehe:

[Zephyr Alexian]

Funny how everything can fall apart due to one misstep. Old Tiger was on top of the world before that crash.
Yeah, one month ago: who knew
Now: who doesn't, lol.

[PyroChamber]

Funny how most of these women seem to have to same job, cocktail waitress or some job involving VIP.

[Raiden]

Funny how most of these women seem to have to same job, cocktail waitress or some job involving VIP.

I think it was easier for Tiger to find women as waitress or VIP service whom he wanted to have a sexual but short-term relationship, and probably can evade the attention of his wife that way too.

[omid17]

i think TMZ reported that some of the girls new each other

[craigdbfan]

So this is what we know so far:

- Tiger likes sex especially with that of the white persuasion.

- He's a fan of Ambien and Vicodin.

- Still one of the greatest golfers to ever live (arguably the best).

- Fantasizes of orgies/gangbangs.


Feel free to add anything I've missed.

[Morg]

half of those ladies(now 7?) have to be lying, they just want the $$$

[terry78]

Funny how most of these women seem to have to same job, cocktail waitress or some job involving VIP.

Those are the ones easiest to impress.

[Raiden]

half of those ladies(now 7?) have to be lying, they just want the $$$

I think because Tiger right now refuses to acknowledge or deny his mistresses, any woman can come forward and claim to have a sexual relationship with him, and there aren't that many people besides Tiger know if they are BSing or not.

[omid17]

girls should have been smart enough to keep some kind of evidence. Monica Lewinsky kept Clinton's jizz stain :hehe:

[redfirebird2008]

They picked a really hot blonde in miniskirt to play Elin too. :oldrazz:

They were just trying to be accurate. :woot:

[Raiden]

RadarOnline: Tiger Wood's Wife Moves Out (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out)

[craigdbfan]

girls should have been smart enough to keep some kind of evidence. Monica Lewinsky kept Clinton's jizz stain :hehe:

She didn't wash her face for that long?

[Raiden]

She didn't wash her face for that long?

I think it landed on her clothes.

[redfirebird2008]

Who'd ever think a golfer could get so much ass.

Phil Mickelson and his wife are supposedly swingers. Phil makes $50-60m per year, most of it endorsements. He's the second highest paid sportsman right now. Take a guess at what kind of chicks are throwing themselves at him. Read this article:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-12-04/the-secret-world-of-golf-groupies/full/

My sources said that clubhouses sometimes resembled frat houses, with golfers exchanging graphic stories of the previous night’s escapades. Players talk about “the 19th hole,” or dub a girl willing to have anal sex a “double bogey.” A “water hole” is anyone who performs only oral sex.



Double bogey. :hehe::hehe::hehe:

[redfirebird2008]

RadarOnline: Tiger Wood's Wife Moves Out (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out)

The media needs to leave Elin alone.

[Raiden]

Phil Mickelson and his wife are supposedly swingers. Phil makes $50-60m per year, most of it endorsements. He's the second highest paid sportsman right now. Take a guess at what kind of chicks are throwing themselves at him. Read this article:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-12-04/the-secret-world-of-golf-groupies/full/



Double bogey. :hehe::hehe::hehe:

If this is true, then Tiger is merely doing what other golfers have done in secrecy. But the difference is that he got caught.

[redfirebird2008]

If this is true, then Tiger is merely doing what other golfers have done in secrecy. But the difference is that he got caught.

It's not that he got caught, it's that it got reported. Arnold Palmer was a womanizer but the sports media never snitched on him and the tabloids didn't give a damn back then. Fred Couples was (and still is) a womanizer but you don't hear anything about it in the media.

[terry78]

Celebrities did a LOT of dirty **** back in the heyday, but it was kept quiet because you just didn't broadcast dirty laundry, it was an unwritten code. Nowadays they don't give a ****.

[BlackLantern]

It's not that he got caught, it's that it got reported. Arnold Palmer was a womanizer but the sports media never snitched on him and the tabloids didn't give a damn back then. Fred Couples was (and still is) a womanizer but you don't hear anything about it in the media.

Celebrities did a LOT of dirty **** back in the heyday, but it was kept quiet because you just didn't broadcast dirty laundry, it was an unwritten code. Nowadays they don't give a ****.

then journalists and reporters learned that the public WANTS scandal...especially if its someone who's never had a whiff of it around them before...

the whole country knew JFK and Bobby were banging Marilyn Monroe like a drum but it was left behind closed doors

[redfirebird2008]

Playgirl Magazine supposedly has nude photos of Tiger. They are in the process of "authenticating" the photos. A woman who claims to have been with him said she took the pictures with her cell phone.

I think there is more to this story than just Tiger's infidelity. I'm a conspiracy theorist myself. Organized crime has always had a big influence in sports. I wouldn't be surprised if this public lynching of Woods is orchestrated. All this dirt has existed for years, so why now?

[omid17]

She didn't wash her face for that long?lol

I think it landed on her clothes.yup, she kept the dress

[Shifty]

Playgirl Magazine supposedly has nude photos of Tiger. They are in the process of "authenticating" the photos. A woman who claims to have been with him said she took the pictures with her cell phone.

I think there is more to this story than just Tiger's infidelity. I'm a conspiracy theorist myself. Organized crime has always had a big influence in sports. I wouldn't be surprised if this public lynching of Woods is orchestrated. All this dirt has existed for years, so why now?

Clearly its the work of The Black Crusaders...

Tracy Jordan: The Black Crusaders are a secret group of powerful Black Americans. Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey are the chief majors, but Jesse Jackson, Colin Powell and Gordon from Sesame Street, they're members, too, and they meet four times a year in the skull of the Statue of Liberty. You can read about that on the Interweb.

[Anubis]

Yup. That's exactly what happened.

[Kane52630]

i found a working link to the SNL skit

JeTrs-X6FPs

[Raiden]

Media reported that an elder blonde woman was rushed from Tiger's house at 2:30AM last night to the hospital, with a younger blonde woman accompanied it. I guess it was Elin's mother, and maybe all these hooplas have finally gotten to the family.

[StorminNorman]

The media needs to leave Elin alone.

The media needs to leave both of them alone.

Where Tiger Woods has place his penis is of no consequence to you, me, or anyone else.

[kane9321]

The media needs to leave both of them alone.

Where Tiger Woods has place his penis is of no consequence to you, me, or anyone else.

100% agreed.. I dont give a rats $% where he puts his junk!

[The Incredible Hulk]

Funny how most of these women seem to have to same job, cocktail waitress or some job involving VIP.

That's not a coincidence. The women with the "VIP" and "party planner" titles likely arent the ones he's having sex with. They're likely the ones who are arranging the other girls to have sex with him.

[Kurosawa]

The media needs to leave both of them alone.

Where Tiger Woods has place his penis is of no consequence to you, me, or anyone else.

You're right, but that doesn't mean they're gonna do that.

[omid17]

Gatorade Drops Tiger Woods (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/gatorade-drops-tiger-woods)

UPDATE: A representative for Gatorade has confirmed that the company has dropped Tiger Woods' drink but says its "partnership" with the golfer will continue. The rep told RadarOnline.com: "Our partnership with Tiger does continue. Tiger and his family have our support as he works through his private matter."
Gatorade has dropped Tiger Woods' sports drink.
It’s the first major endorsement loss for the golfer in the wake of his cheating scandal and bizarre one-car crash.

Gatorade released a statement Tuesday saying the move to discontinue its “Tiger Focus” drink had nothing to do with the golfer’s growing scandal and that the decision was made before Tiger’s car crash and allegations of extra marital affairs.

In a statement to CNBC (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/gatorade-drops-tiger-woods#), Gatorade officials said: “We decided several months ago to discontinue Gatorade Tiger Focus along with some other products to make room for our planned series of innovative products in 2010. We hope to share more about our 2010 plans soon.”

[StorminNorman]

Stupid.

[Mister J]

Shame, really. There was unlimited potential with the 'Is It In You?' tagline now.

Yep. I said it.

[Excel]

The number of women now claiming to have slept with Tiger Woods-exlcuding his wife-has now reached 7

http://blogs.fayobserver.com/faytoz/files/2008/08/yoda.jpg


The force is strong in this one...

[terry78]

Looks like this Tiger.....

isn't out of the Woods yet.

YEEAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Zephyr Alexian]

He seems to have been in a lot of forests.

[omid17]

i think it's at 10 right now

[Zephyr Alexian]

Looks like Elin is gone. (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Elin-Woods-reportedly-purchases-2-million-Swedi?urn=golf,207340)

[Hunter Rider]

I wonder if Tiger was playing 18 holes.....

[FaT_tONle]

Looks like Elin is gone. (http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Elin-Woods-reportedly-purchases-2-million-Swedi?urn=golf,207340)

How much would that fire hydrant go for at an auction... the fire hydrant that screwed Woods' life forever.

And Elin has a twin sister? I am sure she had to pop her sister the question at some point in light of all this...

[omid17]

I wonder if Tiger was playing 18 holes.....
:hehe:
How much would that fire hydrant go for at an auction... the fire hydrant that screwed Woods life forever.the story was going to come out sooner or later

[Anubis]

Looks like this Tiger.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/AnubisGOD/horatio460.jpg



isn't out of the Woods yet.

YEEAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Fixed

[Raiden]

How much would that fire hydrant go for at an auction... the fire hydrant that screwed Woods' life forever.

And Elin has a twin sister? I am sure she had to pop her sister the question at some point in light of all this...

Wow, imagine having Elin and her twin sister...

Sorry, mind wanders. :o

[FaT_tONle]

A hypthetical conversation between the Nordegren sister's the night of...

Sister: "I knew he tvas seeing this Uchitel..."

Elin: "VAT!"

Sister: "I should have told you, but he begged me not tell you. He velt so sorry about it. I thought better not to tell you.

Elin: Vat are you going to tell me next. You slept with him too?

Sister: (Pauses), "It tvas brief. I had my back turned to him. He thought I tvas you. Then I felt something. I screamed so loud and lost my voice, and could not tell him it was Elin's sister."

Elin: (Picks up a golf club)

[kane9321]

A hypthetical conversation between the Nordegren sister's the night of...

Sister: "I knew he tvas seeing this Uchitel..."

Elin: "VAT!"

Sister: "I should have told you, but he begged me not tell you. He velt so sorry about it. I thought better not to tell you.

Elin: Vat are you going to tell me next. You slept with him too?

Sister: (Pauses), "It tvas brief. I had my back turned to him. He thought I tvas you. Then I felt something. I screamed so loud and lost my voice, and could not tell him it was Elin's sister."

Elin: (Picks up a golf club)

:woot:

[chamber-music]

Looks like this Tigers been playing in the rough

[Excel]

A hypthetical conversation between the Nordegren sister's the night of...

Sister: "I knew he tvas seeing this Uchitel..."

Elin: "VAT!"

Sister: "I should have told you, but he begged me not tell you. He velt so sorry about it. I thought better not to tell you.

Elin: Vat are you going to tell me next. You slept with him too?

Sister: (Pauses), "It tvas brief. I had my back turned to him. He thought I tvas you. Then I felt something. I screamed so loud and lost my voice, and could not tell him it was Elin's sister."

Elin: (Picks up a golf club)

:up:

[Spidey-Bat]

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/There-s-been-a-distinct-lack-of-Tiger-Woods-ads-?urn=golf,207606

Tired of the Tiger Woods story? Many are; it's dominating the news, the tabloids and certain allegedly golf-oriented websites. However, take heart -- there's a place where you won't find any Tiger Woods ... and it's not where you'd expect.

Bloomberg's Brett Pulley and Michael Buteau did a little digging into Nielsen's television records, and found an interesting statistic: advertisements featuring Tiger Woods have completely vanished from prime-time television since Woods' wreck.

Nielsen officials told Bloomberg that 15 different advertisements featuring Woods have appeared in prime time since June. The last one was a Gillette spot that aired on Nov. 29, according to Bloomberg.

Prior to Woods' troubles, he was a phenomenally popular and easily recognizable celebrity; Bloomberg notes that 86 percent of U.S. consumers over the age of six recognized Woods. The vast majority of his $110 million in annual earnings comes from endorsements. So, yeah, there's a lot at stake here, not just for Woods but for entire companies banking on his image.

The lack of Woods ads isn't entirely surprising; with the golf season over, there's no need to pitch Woods' golf connections, and EA Sports doesn't have a new Tiger Woods game on the horizon. So what we're left with is ads that promote the mystique of Tiger Woods -- cool under pressure, domination, excellence beyond compare. You can imagine what the reaction would be should any of those kinds of ads hit the airwaves right about now.

Still, Tiger's many endorsement deals trade heavily -- even primarily -- on his image, and that image has taken battleship-hull-busting hits in the last two weeks. Already, one sponsor -- the Pac-10 -- has yanked a Woods-involved ad specifically because of the current problems. Are there more to follow?

When Tiger does return to the airwaves -- and eventually, he will -- it's likely to be in a very different context than before. Let's run down some of the most famous Tiger-based ad campaigns, and consider how they may or may not hold up in light of current events.

Nike: "I am Tiger Woods." The classic slogan, and one which I don't foresee many people repeating any time soon.

Accenture: "Go on. Be a Tiger." Considering the havoc this story has wreaked on Tiger and his family, I don't think there's anybody who wants to be a Tiger these days.

Tag Heuer watches: "What are you made of?" Probably the least problematic of the slogans, but any kind of speculation of what goes on inside Tiger's head is now pretty much out.

Gillette: "The best a man can get." Let's not be too snarky here, and just say that every man ought to think that "the best he can get" is his wife, if he knows what's good for him.

NetJets: No tag line, but considering the globetrotting allegations getting leveled against Woods, there's plenty of room for interpretation. Then again, if you've got a jet for your personal use, you're probably not overly concerned with Tiger's image.

Gatorade Tiger: "Is it in you?" I probably don't need to tell you why this won't work any more, do I?

So, unfortunately for Tiger fans, it looks like ads that invite you to be like Mr. Woods are dead and gone. I'd imagine that ads featuring Tiger aren't going to have any tag lines for the foreseeable future. Which means that whimsical, goofy ads like this one are also probably gone:

[omid17]

Naughty Tiger: All Of His Sexy Text s&E-mails (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/naughty-tiger-all-his-sexy-texts-e-mails)

July 20, 3:04 p.m.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen
July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/naughty-tiger-all-his-sexy-texts-e-mails#)
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish
Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months :(
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend ;)
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/naughty-tiger-all-his-sexy-texts-e-mails#) of golf ;)
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy
Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet?
Tiger: oh stop :)
Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn't that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true … I only watch (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/naughty-tiger-all-his-sexy-texts-e-mails#)
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon
Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.
Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week
Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now
Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m
Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much
(http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/exclusive-tiger-woods-reps-tried-pay-affair-witness)
Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport :( I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms
Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u ;)
Tiger: Because I'm blasian :)
Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
Tiger: :) you are too funny
Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you
Jaimee: u too love

[Raiden]

^ If these text messages are true, then it seems like Tiger was probably seeking (aside from sexual) a relationship that he may not have with his wife, which allows him to flirt and dealt with an individual without alot of pressure from his family and in-laws. Not saying that it was right, but I'd like to speculate the reason why he'd hook up with other women even though he has such a beautiful wife.

[katie_girl09]

It's so odd how all the golfers are taking jabs at him. It seems to me as if they've just found an excuse to vent their jealousy at his success. Because I'm sure that plenty of them have cheated on their wives and significant others before.

[Raiden]

Whitlock: Here's the truth behind the Tiger Woods scandal (http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10505278/Here's-the-truth-behind-the-Tiger-Woods-scandal)

ESPN killed sports journalism. It hired, overpaid and showered our best and brightest with fame, turning many of them into jig-dancing clowns unprepared to insightfully examine the sports world they allegedly cover.

Not surprising that Whitlock would take an opportunity to attack ESPN since he works for Fox Sports. :rolleyes:

[terry78]

It's so odd how all the golfers are taking jabs at him. It seems to me as if they've just found an excuse to vent their jealousy at his success. Because I'm sure that plenty of them have cheated on their wives and significant others before.

Exactly. If he had never come to the game, no one would even know who you mother****ers are. His influence alone upped their salaries and publicity.

[Zephyr Alexian]

Well, we'll see how mentally tough Tiger really is. Do any of you guys think that he has a shot at 18 anymore?

[Anubis]

What does him getting caught with his penis in the cookie jar have to do with his golf skills?

[rdh007]

Nothing. It has to do with his concentration and preparation and distractions. Though I doubt this will stop him.

[Anubis]

Bah, I'm sure he can handle it. He was winning jackets and kicking rich white dude ass the whole time he was living a lie, I'm sure he'll be fine now that it's all out in the open. Hell, he might even be better.

[terry78]

If his game slips, that just means they're getting to him and they know it. If you **** up in life and continue to excel, they dont know what to do with you.

[omid17]

Tiger Woods, Sex Addict? (http://www.sphere.com/nation/article/tiger-woods-sex-addict-experts-are-parsing-the-evidence/19274018)

[Paroxysm]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/10/tiger-woods-order-nude-photos-british-court-england-tabloids/
Tiger Gets Order Blocking Nude Photos, Videos

Posted Dec 10th 2009 7:02PM by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods' British lawyers have obtained a court order from the High Court in London, prohibiting British publications from publishing any nude photos and videos of Tiger Woods ... and TMZ has obtained copies of the documents.

Tiger Woods' lawyers sent a letter to multiple UK papers and blogs, stating the court order "prevents the publication of private and confidential information contained in the Order.... this Order is not to be taken as any admission that any such photographs exist, and in the event they do exist they may have been fabricated, altered, manipulated and/or changed to create the false appearance and impression that they are nude photographs of our client."

The court order also covers any possible videos. It blocks the publication of "any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the claimant [Tiger] naked or any naked parts of the claimant's [Tiger's] body or of him involved in any sexual activity."

The lawyer's letter says, "Our client is not aware of any images and in any event he would not have consented to any such photographs being taken nor would he have consented to the dissemination or exploitation of the same."

[Anubis]

Hmmm, I wonder how long before the Tiger Woods sex tape hits the porn sites.....

[Paroxysm]

i can guarantee he's made a porno, if he's dumb enough to leave his name on his mistress's answering machine odds are he's dumb enough to record himself having sex.

[Anubis]

Eh, I watched One Night in China one and Two, I'd watch Tiger Woods and the 19th hole!

[Sebastos]

:lmao:

[redfirebird2008]

It sounds like he might retire at the request of his wife...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html

Elin doesn't trust him (rightfully so) and she will not let him travel without her until he has regained her trust. She has told him, "It's golf...or me" and he has told her he is willing to do anything to save the marriage, including retirement from golf.

For all the people who keep saying he needs to apologize on TV or whatever, I think retiring from golf would be one of the steepest prices anyone has ever paid for this kind of behavior. This is a guy who has dreamed of 19 majors since he was in kindergarten. If he's willing to give that up and dedicate himself to his family, I think he would actually deserve credit in that instance. That is the ultimate in "manning up" after a ton of mistakes.

[Anubis]

Wow, is she really worth all that?

[terry78]

It sounds like he might retire at the request of his wife...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html

Elin doesn't trust him (rightfully so) and she will not let him travel without her until he has regained her trust. She has told him, "It's golf...or me" and he has told her he is willing to do anything to save the marriage, including retirement from golf.

For all the people who keep saying he needs to apologize on TV or whatever, I think retiring from golf would be one of the steepest prices anyone has ever paid for this kind of behavior. This is a guy who has dreamed of 19 majors since he was in kindergarten. If he's willing to give that up and dedicate himself to his family, I think he would actually deserve credit in that instance. That is the ultimate in "manning up" after a ton of mistakes.

No woman is worth that. I'm sorry. Giving up everything you've worked for your entire life forever? No.

[Anubis]

Yeah that's too much. F**k that s**t. Time to cut your loses and be glad you made it out with the frank and beans intact.

[redfirebird2008]

Wow, is she really worth all that?

It's not just about her, it's about his kids too. It's also about his own happiness. Happiness in your personal life is more important than success in your professional life. The way he's probably looking at it is that if he sets the majors record but he's lost his wife and kids, he will be an empty and unhappy person. He has already had a legendary career even without the record. Jack Nicklaus needed 25 years to win 18 majors. Tiger has already won 14 in just 13 seasons. But at the end of the day, what difference does any of that make if he's unhappy in his personal life? The celebration of legends like Babe Ruth goes on long after their death, but they aren't alive to revel in that celebration. Michael Jordan is an example of someone who seems pretty unhappy in his life right now despite how much praise he receives for his basketball career. Tiger probably wants to avoid that.

But there is also a risk to this for him. What if he does give up his golf career but they still end up divorced 5-10 years from now? I don't think she will ever trust him to be alone ever again, even when he's 80 years old and can barely walk. How can they ever build a lasting relationship if she never trusts him? She shouldn't trust him after what he's done, but her distrust of him will make it very difficult for him to ever be truly dedicated to her.

[Anubis]

I don't know man. Even if she eventually forgives him, she'll never forget. His life is gonna be hell forever if he stays with her. The kids? She can't take his kids from him. So no real worry about that. The question is, how much is your piece of mind worth? Spend the rest of your life apologizing, or cut your loses and hope not to make the same mistakes with wife number 2.

[redfirebird2008]

I don't know man. Even if she eventually forgives him, she'll never forget. His life is gonna be hell forever if he stays with her. The kids? She can't take his kids from him. So no real worry about that. The question is, how much is your piece of mind worth? Spend the rest of your life apologizing, or cut your loses and hope not to make the same mistakes with wife number 2.

Yeah, relationships are supposed to be based on the idea of equality between the two. The way this is playing out, he will essentially be a dog on a leash the rest of his life. Not sure how he can ever be happy in that situation. Perhaps he is just wanting to salvage it until the kids are adults, then they can get divorced. But that still means he would have given up his shot at the majors record in order to present the "ideal" parental unit for his kids. Family should come first though. Even if he doesn't love his wife, he should love his children...and according to the sources who are friends with both Tiger and Elin, Tiger really does love his kids very much. One source even said that he got married because he wanted kids.

[FaT_tONle]

If he retires its a complete bull **** PR move. He will spend a year doing charity work, going on Oprah and other talk shows, and he'll be back on the PGA by the Masters 2011 LATEST. Tiger, do yourself a favor and stop avoiding the inevitable. You are a golfer and a womanizer. No need to change that. You are only going to end up cheating on your wife again and retiring will only prolonge the inevitable divorce.

[Mister J]

**** retiring.

That's one of the few things to rise from this that I simply don't believe. This man has been driven to be the absolute best in his chosen field for practically his entire life. There's no way he's simply going to walk away from it for the sake of a woman whom he apparently didn't think enough of to keep his dingaling away from other chicks while they were married.

Man up and move forward from this nonsense as best you can, but retiring is a load of horsepuckey. It's entirely overkill. This isn't some crippling personal turmoil that requires the world to spin in reverse on its axis to remedy. Just stop ****ing other women. It's fairly simple. Golf isn't the issue. Judgment is. One really doesn't have anything to do with the other. I don't buy this.

[redfirebird2008]

**** retiring.

That's one of the few things to rise from this that I simply don't believe. This man has been driven to be the absolute best in his chosen field for practically his entire life. There's no way he's simply going to walk away from it for the sake of a woman whom he apparently didn't think enough of to keep his dingaling away from other chicks while they were married.

Man up and move forward from this nonsense as best you can, but retiring is a load of horsepuckey. It's entirely overkill. This isn't some crippling personal turmoil that requires the world to spin in reverse on its axis to remedy. Just stop ****ing other women. It's fairly simple. Golf isn't the issue. Judgment is. One really doesn't have anything to do with the other. I don't buy this.

Golf is his excuse for being on the road by himself while she is at home taking care of their kids. In other words, golf gives him the opportunity to be away from her in order to cheat on her. She knows it. He knows it. If she takes that away from him, then it will take away the cheating aspect. But I seriously doubt the two of them could ever bond again. She has him by the balls (not in a good way) the rest of his life. She knows it. He knows it.

[Anubis]

Because he certainly can't sneak chicks into his house and bang. :o

[redfirebird2008]

Because he certainly can't sneak chicks into his house and bang. :o

Actually he did that while she was gone (out of the country). Makes me wonder if she was cheating on him too. She is from Sweden so she probably visits her family occasionally.

[Anubis]

Well, let's hope Skwisgaar Skwigelf steps forward with some freaky pics of him and Eiln in a threeway with one of his GMILFs from his harem. Cuz only then will they be on equal footing again.

[Anita18]

No woman is worth that. I'm sorry. Giving up everything you've worked for your entire life forever? No.
He hasn't lost everything. He's probably the most famous golfer who ever lived. He's got money up the wazoo. He's not going to give any of that up if he retires now.

But it's probably baloney anyway. How does retirement from golf work? I'm a figure skating fan and we've got like, 4 or 5 top skaters who announced retirement years ago but never actually became Olympic-ineligible (by doing pro shows/competitions) and this year they're coming back just for the Olympics.

He could always unretire. :oldrazz:

I don't know man. Even if she eventually forgives him, she'll never forget. His life is gonna be hell forever if he stays with her. The kids? She can't take his kids from him. So no real worry about that. The question is, how much is your piece of mind worth? Spend the rest of your life apologizing, or cut your loses and hope not to make the same mistakes with wife number 2.
She can certainly take the kids from him. Divorce him, get full custody, move to Sweden. Kids are gone.

[Paradoxium]

Alimony can make a man retire. This is why guys who like sex should not get married.

[JaD]

It sounds like he might retire at the request of his wife...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2767377/Wifes-quit-call-to-Tiger-Woods.html

Elin doesn't trust him (rightfully so) and she will not let him travel without her until he has regained her trust. She has told him, "It's golf...or me" and he has told her he is willing to do anything to save the marriage, including retirement from golf.

For all the people who keep saying he needs to apologize on TV or whatever, I think retiring from golf would be one of the steepest prices anyone has ever paid for this kind of behavior. This is a guy who has dreamed of 19 majors since he was in kindergarten. If he's willing to give that up and dedicate himself to his family, I think he would actually deserve credit in that instance. That is the ultimate in "manning up" after a ton of mistakes.

**** retiring.

That's one of the few things to rise from this that I simply don't believe. This man has been driven to be the absolute best in his chosen field for practically his entire life. There's no way he's simply going to walk away from it for the sake of a woman whom he apparently didn't think enough of to keep his dingaling away from other chicks while they were married.

Man up and move forward from this nonsense as best you can, but retiring is a load of horsepuckey. It's entirely overkill. This isn't some crippling personal turmoil that requires the world to spin in reverse on its axis to remedy. Just stop ****ing other women. It's fairly simple. Golf isn't the issue. Judgment is. One really doesn't have anything to do with the other. I don't buy this.I'm pretty sure The Sun is the same publication that said Eddie Murphy was cast as The Riddler in Batman 3 (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2048300.ece)... sooooo yeah. :dry:

I wouldn't be surprised if he just took a somewhat lengthy break from golf though. I'm sure he deserves one, his ____ must be sore as hell.

[Anubis]

He hasn't lost everything. He's probably the most famous golfer who ever lived. He's got money up the wazoo. He's not going to give any of that up if he retires now.

But it's probably baloney anyway. How does retirement from golf work? I'm a figure skating fan and we've got like, 4 or 5 top skaters who announced retirement years ago but never actually became Olympic-ineligible (by doing pro shows/competitions) and this year they're coming back just for the Olympics.

He could always unretire. :oldrazz:


She can certainly take the kids from him. Divorce him, get full custody, move to Sweden. Kids are gone.

She can try to get full custody. Doesn't mean she will.

[Kurosawa]

It's hard to really judge the entire situation without knowing all details of what his wife has done in their marriage, but for the kids one has to feel some bit of sympathy-as much sympathy as you can for kids who are born into a ton of money and will never have to work a day in their lives and ever go without. But I have none for him and I can't easily judge how much she deserves.

He should have never gotten married in the first place.

[redfirebird2008]

Tiger is stepping away from golf indefinitely...

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try.

I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What's most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.

After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period."

[El_Citrus]

I hope he doesn't truly expect any privacy from the media sharks unless he stays in his house the entire time.

[Ace of Knaves]

Tiger Woods, richest sports star on the planet, turns out to be a philandering playboy. Who woulda thought huh?

[Mister J]

Whatever. The first major of the season isn't until April. Methinks his tricking ass will have probed the depths of his soul enough by then.

Come back strong at Augusta, Tiger! :up:

[redfirebird2008]

I hope he doesn't truly expect any privacy from the media sharks unless he stays in his house the entire time.

Moving to Sweden. His wife recently bought an estate that was previously owned by a famous guy who built it specifically for privacy. The place is supposedly very secluded and difficult to access.

[terry78]

We'll see how long this lasts. Every single media outlet is reporting this right now. He honestly is going to give up every endorsement, every single thing golf related. If he stays with it, Tiger Woods merchandise is gonna go up in value down the line. I was at Best Buy earlier and they had all the Tiger Woods EA games at the front in a display. :hehe:

[Anubis]

Tiger's penis will save the economy?

[Zephyr Alexian]

Whatever. The first major of the season isn't until April. Methinks his tricking ass will have probed the depths of his soul enough by then.

Come back strong at Augusta, Tiger! :up:
No, he'll probably stay away from Golf for a year or so, at the very least. Mentally, I don't think he would be able to come back and play at a high level, in order to compete, that soon.

He's already rich, so is he basically riding off into the sunset "Ecstasy of Gold" style? Me thinks so.:word:

Personally, I'm shocked that Elin is staying with him.

[redfirebird2008]

No, he'll probably stay away from Golf for a year or so, at the very least. Mentally, I don't think he would be able to come back and play at a high level, in order to compete, that soon.

He's already rich, so is he basically riding off into the sunset "Ecstasy of Gold" style? Me thinks so.:word:

Personally, I'm shocked that Elin is staying with him.

Her parents divorced when she was 6 years old. She apparently wants to try to avoid that situation for her kids. Time will tell whether they can actually build a lasting relationship.

[FaT_tONle]

Moving to Sweden. His wife recently bought an estate that was previously owned by a famous guy who built it specifically for privacy. The place is supposedly very secluded and difficult to access.

Yup... sounds like the perfect move. Be a sit at home dad in the middle of nowhere stuck with one vagina for the remainder of his time there. We'll see how long that lasts. It's not a matter of next year, it's a matter of next month. I'll be shocked if he sits out a year.

[terry78]

When it comes to dudes and sports, we can't give it up that easy. And if you're getting PAID to play the game you love, heeeeellllllll no. That **** is just b-a-n-a-n-a-s.

[Zephyr Alexian]

Her parents divorced when she was 6 years old. She apparently wants to try to avoid that situation for her kids. Time will tell whether they can actually build a lasting relationship.
Oh, that was quite noble of her.

When it comes to dudes and sports, we can't give it up that easy. And if you're getting PAID to play the game you love, heeeeellllllll no. That **** is just b-a-n-a-n-a-s.
He's worth almost a billion dollars. At that point, is money really an object?

[Anubis]

No, but the competitive drive? That's something else. Maybe he'll get hooked on Modern Warfare 2 while he's on.....Hiatus.

[Zephyr Alexian]

Lol, he can just play his own video game for kicks. That might satisfy his need to whip up on Mickelson, Els, Singh, and all the other pros.

[redfirebird2008]

Yup... sounds like the perfect move. Be a sit at home dad in the middle of nowhere stuck with one vagina for the remainder of his time there. We'll see how long that lasts. It's not a matter of next year, it's a matter of next month. I'll be shocked if he sits out a year.

For all intents and purposes, it'll be 0 vaginas. Does anyone think she'll let him near her's anytime soon? :hehe:

[Anubis]

No, he'll definitely go violence. He ain't gonna be gettin' no booty for a loooooooonnnnngggg time. That makes a man homicidal. Especially when you're used to a steady stream of ho's like he is. Killing terrorists may be his only shot at release. :(

[redfirebird2008]

One of Tiger's porn star mistresses is going to be in the Tiger porno parody...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/12/holly-sampson-tiger-woods-porno-adult-film-golf-vivid-steven-hirsch-alleged-mistress/

You cannot make this ***** up. LOL.

[terry78]

Tiger's Wood. :awesome:

[Anubis]

Sweet. I hopes it's better than that Nailin' Palin one they did.

[redfirebird2008]

Prize money on Tour before Woods turned pro (1995) - $66 million
Prize money on Tour in 2009 - $270 million

Quadrupled. Sheesh. I was just watching The Golf Channel and the people on there sounded like a funeral or something, all while trying to say that no one is bigger than the game. He may not be bigger than the game, but he sure has lined everyone's pockets over the years...which is why you hear their voices shaking while they talk about him leaving. LOL.

[Anubis]

Yup, they're gonna lose a lot of money over this.

[redfirebird2008]

Yup, they're gonna lose a lot of money over this.

Exactly. This guy has been the biggest cash cow in sports history. Not necessarily in a dollar amount, but certainly in a percentage amount. 4 times higher prize money, 50-75% higher TV ratings, etc.

[Anubis]

Golf's gonna go back to that boring-ass-s**t-nobody-wants-to-watch-on-Saturdays status.

[terry78]

LOL, my dad called me and said the same thing. People that were watching golf will never watch this ******** again. They had that 18-49 demographic because he was a phenom. Now it's just a bunch of suburban looking white dudes with a couple foreign guys sprinkled about.

[redfirebird2008]

LOL, my dad called me and said the same thing. People that were watching golf will never watch this ******** again. They had that 18-49 demographic because he was a phenom. Now it's just a bunch of suburban looking white dudes with a couple foreign guys sprinkled about.

One of the idiots on The Golf Channel said there's "a lot of exciting young personalities on the rise." Sure there are. The most exciting one I've seen is Anthony Kim. He's a cocky little motherf**ker, admits to wasting an entire year on Tour partying his butt off instead of trying his best in tournaments, admits to not practicing the way he should, plays very aggressive like Woods and Mickelson, etc. But the rest of 'em are boring. The most exciting thing about Irish youngster Rory McIlroy is his hairstyle. Otherwise, he's boring as hell just like everyone else on Tour. There is a Japanese kid by the name of Ishikawa who is boring as hell too.

[Anubis]

And you think he wouldn't be with a name like Ishikawa.

[terry78]

And you think he wouldn't be with a name like Ishikawa.

In an anime, he'd be the young yet grizzled agent on the force who takes a liking to the ****ty yet always angry female character.

[BlackLantern]

the PGA is going to take it in the cornhole on this one....from just a impactful POV, Tiger had the single biggest impact on the PGA, I'd say even more than Jordan had on basketball

[FaT_tONle]

Every great takes an extended leave at some point. They usually come back better than ever as with Jordan, Armstrong, etc.

[BlackLantern]

Oh I agree....he'll take 2 seasons off MAX....and he will come back and bend the PGA over a ball washer

[Zephyr Alexian]

the PGA is going to take it in the cornhole on this one....from just a impactful POV, Tiger had the single biggest impact on the PGA, I'd say even more than Jordan had on basketball

No way. Jordan redefined endorsement deals for athletes; his image turned Nike and Gatorade into multi-billion dollar companies. Before that, they were only multi-million dollar companies.

I do agree that Tiger's absence will impact the the PGA tour though. He was getting paid several million at some events just to show up.

[BlackLantern]

I'm not talking about endorsements, I'm talking about perceptions and attitudes towards the sport itself

[Anubis]

Yeah, most people wouldn't give a s**t about Golf if it weren't for Tiger. He made the sport relevant.

[redfirebird2008]

I'm sure Tiger really wishes this ***** had not come out until November/December of 2010. The reason I say this is because if he takes the entire 2010 season off, he will miss playing two of his favorite major venues (Pebble Beach and St. Andrews). Pebble Beach is where he won the 2000 U.S. Open by 15 shots and he won both the 2000 and 2005 British Open at St. Andrews. When you factor in Augusta, this was shaping up to be his best shot at the single season Grand Slam. 3 of the 4 major venues are right in his wheelhouse.

[redfirebird2008]

No way. Jordan redefined endorsement deals for athletes; his image turned Nike and Gatorade into multi-billion dollar companies. Before that, they were only multi-million dollar companies.

I do agree that Tiger's absence will impact the the PGA tour though. He was getting paid several million at some events just to show up.

The PGA Tour does not allow appearance fees. You are thinking of Tiger's overseas tournaments.

[BlackLantern]

the NBA didn't see a marked decrease in revenue or audience when Jordan left...the PGA suffered noticeably when Tiger was injured and it will be moreso this PGA season

[redfirebird2008]

the NBA didn't see a marked decrease in revenue or audience when Jordan left...the PGA suffered noticeably when Tiger was injured and it will be moreso this PGA season

The NBA was already one of the big 3 sports to begin with. It was already hugely popular before Jordan. Golf is a niche sport and just about the only things that have brought it into the mainstream are the Masters (for many people this is the only golf tournament they've ever watched), Arnold Palmer (came along right when the TV era started), and Tiger Woods. Tiger takes golf from niche to mainstream when he plays. When he doesn't play, you see an instant 50+% drop in ratings. There was one tournament recently where the ratings went up almost 170% over the previous year's ratings for the same tournament, simply because Tiger won the event whereas the year before he was not playing in the event at all.

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/52394297.html

[FaT_tONle]

NBA ratings went down significantly once Jordan left. It was never the same. There was definitely a dark period there especially when the Lakers started sucking again. It is probably on the rebound with the re-emergance of the L.A/Boston markets, but it still has a ways to go. If I am the PGA they need to take this opportunity to start marketing their younger stars.

[Addendum]

Yeah, most people wouldn't give a s**t about Golf if it weren't for Tiger. He made the sport relevant.

I've never given a **** about golf, even when Tiger turned pro.

[BlackLantern]

I've never given a **** about golf, even when Tiger turned pro.

that's because you don't like anything sports related outside of the Memphis Tigers:oldrazz:

[Addendum]

Tiger basketball and Chicago Bears football.

With golf, my old man would watch it and fall asleep. I tried to watch but would always find something else to watch after a while. I even went to the St. Jude tournament here in Memphis one year. All I did was waste a Saturday and got sore feet and a sunburn.

But I dropped baseball last year and it was such a good year. Same with college football. I've never been into hockey, though I did like the games I saw. And I haven't followed the NBA since the lockout.

[chamber-music]

Tiger leaving Golf is the worst thing to happen to the sport since Ian Poulters trousers.

[Excel]

I'm sure Tiger really wishes this ***** had not come out until November/December of 2010. The reason I say this is because if he takes the entire 2010 season off, he will miss playing two of his favorite major venues (Pebble Beach and St. Andrews). Pebble Beach is where he won the 2000 U.S. Open by 15 shots and he won both the 2000 and 2005 British Open at St. Andrews. When you factor in Augusta, this was shaping up to be his best shot at the single season Grand Slam. 3 of the 4 major venues are right in his wheelhouse.

He wil be back by then; the sooner he returns and stafts winning the sooner all fo this stuff is behind him.

[terry78]

Glenn Beck compares Tiger situation to OJ.

This is not to get political, but it's Tiger related.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/09/2009-12-09_glenn_beck_compares_tiger_woods_to_oj_simpson_i n_midst_of_mistresses_scandal.html

[redfirebird2008]

Glenn Beck is an idiot.

[Addendum]

Glenn Beck is an idiot.
No ****

[redfirebird2008]

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/report-tiger-woods-wife-talking-divorce-lawyer

[redfirebird2008]

I've got a feeling Mister J will just about die of laughter when he sees this...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/13/tiger-woods-kalika-moquin-mistress-photo/

[craigdbfan]

Is that Buck Strickland from King of the hill? :lmao:

[terry78]

He should have given her a stern lecture. That's what Mr. Belding would have done.

[Mister J]

This is all a joke. One, big, staged, ****ing joke. :lmao:

[redfirebird2008]

This is all a joke. One, big, staged, ****ing joke. :lmao:

The best comedy writers in Hollywood couldn't come up with this stuff. :woot:

[Ahura Mazda]

This sucks for golf and my bet on next years majors. I hope he comes back by the Masters but I have my doubts.

[redfirebird2008]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgiCX_y1BW8




http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=201710611399&ref=search&sid=100000198351470.2004738067..1

Nearly 90,000 members and counting.

[redfirebird2008]

This guy cannot catch a break right now. The media is now running with the steroid angle...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=4744216

[FaT_tONle]

Even if steroids comes up... people will let it go if it was just used to recover from the knee injury. I am sure that is all that would come out if anything. Not like we are going to have him drug tested or anything. Unless there is Roger Clemens type evidence of pervasive use then it won't be an issue.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Can't the man be left in peace to discuss things with his wife?

Damn soul sucking media.

[BlackLantern]

Can't the man be left in peace to discuss things with his wife?

Damn soul sucking media.

nope....freedom of the press

deal with it:yay:

[Lunar_Wolf]

nope....freedom of the press

deal with it:yay:

LEAVE TIGER ALONE....HE'S ONLY HUMAN!!!
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff104/robertwolf/chris-crocker-cries.jpg

[redfirebird2008]

Even if steroids comes up... people will let it go if it was just used to recover from the knee injury. I am sure that is all that would come out if anything. Not like we are going to have him drug tested or anything. Unless there is Roger Clemens type evidence of pervasive use then it won't be an issue.

Quite frankly, there are only two aspects where PED use would help Tiger on the golf course:

1. Beta blockers are known to help calm nerves. As everyone who has ever paid attention to golf knows, putting/chipping are a huge part of the game. Nerves come into play big time with the short game. This would be the most logical use of a PED for a golfer with Woods' natural talent.

2. Steroids to help strength out of the rough. Tiger had a faster clubhead speed in college at 150 pounds than he does now at 185 pounds, but he has more brute strength out of the rough now after years of weight training. The key ingredient to Tiger's length is that his hips clear very fast through the swing. Think of Ken Griffey Jr. in baseball. Tiger has called it his "blessing" and his "curse" because it allows a lot of clubhead speed but it also leads to inaccurate shots with the driver because his hands have a tough time catching up to his hips. If Tiger is under suspicion for using steroids to hit the ball further, then people might want to take a look at the increases in driving distance across the Tour. Tiger's driving distance over the last 12 years has stayed pretty much the same, while some other big names have increased BIG TIME. Mickelson went from 284 in 1997 to 300 in 2009. Woods went from 295 in 1997 to 298 in 2009. Technology has been the main thing that people have cited for the increase in driving distance, but if Woods has a target on his back then people should start looking at the other players as well.

[Frodo]

nope....freedom of the press

deal with it:yay:

Lol. Imo, the media is full of it. I mean,we're suppose to believe that no one in the press core knew about Tiger's exploits? I mean, damn, he had like a dozen women and alot of times he was seen in public with them.

The fact that all these sponsors ,who were probably hooking him up half the time, are now acting outraged is laughable.

However , there does seem to be a sort of code of silence amoung the other golfers which tells you no one's hands are clean , including alot of the journalist reporting Tiger's story.

[kane9321]

Steroids now?...good grief

[FaT_tONle]

Well... after A-Rod's steroid/divorce scandal he willed his team to the WS. Maybe Tiger can follow suit. Probably bodes well for his career. I could care less about his family life.

[redfirebird2008]

Steroids now?...good grief

His agent has vehemently denied it and so has the doctor who treated Woods. With the sexual affairs, they never denied anything.

[LastSunrise1981]

I honestly think they just need to let this whole Tiger Woods drama go and stop talking about it. He cheated on his wife? So has many politicians, actors, and other celebrities. It's nothing new and if it didn't affect his game why should we or the sponsors care?

This is receiving more coverage than it deserves if you ask me.

[redfirebird2008]

Tiger hooked up with Jessica Simpson at the same tournament where he played in the Pro-Am event with Tony Romo.

http://www.starmagazine.com/tiger_woods_jessica_simpson/news/16328

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6427/pgaawoodsromo2400.jpg


:hehe::hehe::hehe:

Romo is such a schmuck. Tiger punked him. :woot:

[Kurosawa]

I honestly think they just need to let this whole Tiger Woods drama go and stop talking about it. He cheated on his wife? So has many politicians, actors, and other celebrities. It's nothing new and if it didn't affect his game why should we or the sponsors care?

This is receiving more coverage than it deserves if you ask me.

I personally never cared about Tiger one way or another, but I have to admit that this mess has given me a chuckle or two, and he does seem to be a complete douche. At least his wife has some heart, as the smashed up SUV, house, etc shows. He should have never gotten married and he didn't need a family.

[Sebastos]

So Tiger's been named Athlete of the Decade?

[Raiden]

So Tiger's been named Athlete of the Decade?

Tiger deserved it; no athlete has dominated his sport in such a fashion in the last decade like Tiger.

[Mister J]

To hell with his infidelity, Tiger kicked major booty on the course (and got plenty off it off the course). I'm glad the AP didn't flake out and honor someone else because of this tabloid tomfoolery :up:

...even though the **** is ridiculously funny. :awesome:

[redfirebird2008]

Tiger deserved it; no athlete has dominated his sport in such a fashion in the last decade like Tiger.

I don't know, a pretty good argument could be made for Armstrong, Phelps, or Federer. All three of them were pretty dominant in their own right in the last decade.

[redfirebird2008]

To hell with his infidelity, Tiger kicked major booty on the course (and got plenty off it off the course). I'm glad the AP didn't flake out and honor someone else because of this tabloid tomfoolery :up:

...even though the **** is ridiculously funny. :awesome:


Look at that picture of Simpson, Woods, and Romo. Someone needs to Photoshop that with some quotes. "Tony, you jock douche bag, I'm kicking your @$$ on the golf course and boning your girl in the 19th hole...but as usual, you're just going to sit there with that goofy smile on your face, aren't ya?!"

[FaT_tONle]

Romo makes me sick... letting this guy bone your girl after he invites you to play 18 holes with him? I would have whooped his ass. He should have stuck with Underwood. I am guessing he cheated on her and she dumped him. Then karma strikes.

[Mister J]

I don't know, a pretty good argument could be made for Armstrong, Phelps, or Federer. All three of them were pretty dominant in their own right in the last decade.
I'm not really into cycling, but I'm going to assume there are more races than the Tour de France. That kinda cuts against Armstrong, because the general public isn't really aware of (or doesn't really care) about what goes on outside of that annual event.

The same argument goes to Phelps. His killed it at the Olympics, but is high off the radar otherwise (no pun intended).

Federer has the strongest case IMO, but he gets points off for Nadal getting the best of him at times, especially on the major stages. I think Roger is better, but Rafa's success against him raised a hint of a question as far as dominance.

Tiger had/has no peer. He's the best by far and backs it up year round in widely visible fashion. I don't think anyone came close to matching his dominance throughout the decade. He made it a moot point to even consider who else could vie for status as #1 golfer.

My $.02

Look at that picture of Simpson, Woods, and Romo. Someone needs to Photoshop that with some quotes. "Tony, you jock douche bag, I'm kicking your @$$ on the golf course and boning your girl in the 19th hole...but as usual, you're just going to sit there with that goofy smile on your face, aren't ya?!"
If there's any truth to this, I'll happily buy some Nike Golf equipment next time I'm in the market to upgrade the bag. (OK, probably not. That **** is expensive, but I'm good for a red golf shirt :up:)

There's some juvenile high school element to it, but ratcheted up to a level of hilarity. :woot:

[redfirebird2008]

Romo makes me sick... letting this guy bone your girl after he invites you to play 18 holes with him? I would have whooped his ass. He should have stuck with Underwood. I am guessing he cheated on her and she dumped him. Then karma strikes.

They broke up shortly after the AT&T tournament. I wonder if he found out that Tiger and Jessica hooked up, or even worse...knew for sure that they hooked up! Romo is such a putz. :hehe:

[kane9321]

ESPN.com news services

Elin Nordegren, the wife of Tiger Woods, will seek a divorce, ABC News.com is reporting.

A source close to Nordegren told the Web site on Wednesday that a "divorce is 100 percent on."

Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods have been married for five years and have two children.
Nordegren was recently photographed pumping gas without her wedding ring.

Woods and his wife have been married for five years and have a 2-year-old daughter and a 10-month-old son.

Woods announced late last week he was taking an indefinite leave from public life and golf while he works to fix his marriage after multiple allegations of infidelity.

The announcement came two weeks after Woods crashed his SUV into a tree outside his Florida home, setting in motion a stunning downfall for the world's No. 1 player, who for 13 years rarely made news off the golf course. One woman who said she had a 31-month affair with Woods shared a voice mail that she said Woods left her two nights before his Nov. 27 accident.

"I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children," Woods said in a statement released last week. "I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I've done, but I want to do my best to try."

[Raiden]

I think a divorce is good for both Tiger & Elin. Tiger (even if he stayed married) will never regain the trust of his wife anyway, and he'd have no leverage whatsoever with her. And Elin never had to keep checking his cellphone or hire a P.I. to follow him everywhere. Both can move on, and Tiger can concentrate on his golf (and women) while Elin will probably stay in Sweden with their children, along with millions in child support. It'd be a win-win for Tiger and Elin.

[StorminNorman]

I don't know, a pretty good argument could be made for Armstrong, Phelps, or Federer. All three of them were pretty dominant in their own right in the last decade.

None of them were on Tiger's level as far as consistency throughout all 10 years.

Phelps had only two years of (relevant) success, Armstrong only has a little over half the decade and Federer simply hasn't had a decade of dominance.

Does anyone else think that Ms. Woods probably wasn't completely guilt free in this whole ordeal? If the allegations of 14 women are true, it's a sign of far greater marital problems than simply a horny hubby. It looks like most, if not all, of these affairs happened after the first pregnancy and I am wondering if Elin had become off limits in the bed room.

If so, and this is going to sound terrible, but Tiger's cheating was justified.

[Raiden]

Yeah, I don't think Elin looks like she's clueless, and I'm sure she probably has suspicion or knowledge about the cheating well before the tabloid got the news on Tiger's infidelity. Elin probably had other reasons to keep silent and be a trophy wife during the past 5 years.

[Sebastos]

Elin knew what was going on before news broke out for sure.

[Sebastos]

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/17/gloria-allred-porn-inspiration/

:hehe:

[Anubis]

Heh, I knew he'd end up playing Tiger.

[FaT_tONle]

Had to have been a better Tiger look-a-like than that.

[Anubis]

Not really, well, none that are regulars in the adult film industry. That guys played everybody from Theo in the Porno Cosby Show, to Lionel in the Porn Jeffersons. He's the go to guy when you need a well hung black dude in a porno parody.

[redfirebird2008]

Yeah, I don't think Elin looks like she's clueless, and I'm sure she probably has suspicion or knowledge about the cheating well before the tabloid got the news on Tiger's infidelity. Elin probably had other reasons to keep silent and be a trophy wife during the past 5 years.

Women usually know, especially if it's a serial cheater like Tiger. She supposedly knew he was cheating even when they were engaged. The theory on celebrity spouses is that they will be the trophy spouse as long as the cheating doesn't go public. But once it goes public, then they go ahead and act totally shocked/outraged by it and get a divorce. Elin knew about this stuff before they got married, then blows up at him after the National Enquirer publishes a story. Coincidence? Nah.

[BlackLantern]

Not really, well, none that are regulars in the adult film industry. That guys played everybody from Theo in the Porno Cosby Show, to Lionel in the Porn Jeffersons. He's the go to guy when you need a well hung black dude in a porno parody.

There are worse jobs to have

[enterthemadness]

I honestly think they just need to let this whole Tiger Woods drama go and stop talking about it. He cheated on his wife? So has many politicians, actors, and other celebrities. It's nothing new and if it didn't affect his game why should we or the sponsors care?

This is receiving more coverage than it deserves if you ask me.

:dry: dude cheated on her with 14 women. Dude is a epic d-bag of a husband BUT...:awesome: he still is awesome as a Golf Player!

As for Elin...even if she knew about the cheating...great. That should get her even MORE of his money. And if they have kids, she should get them. 100%. Can't imagine him being a decent father. Dude be all like 'Ok, kids, play on the mini golf by yourselves for the next 10 mins while daddy gives that woman a autograph she will remember.' :hehe:

[Bim]

Can't imagine him being a decent father. Dude be all like 'Ok, kids, play on the mini golf by yourselves for the next 10 mins while daddy gives that woman a autograph she will remember.' :hehe:
Oh god :hehe:

[Kurosawa]

:dry: dude cheated on her with 14 women. Dude is a epic d-bag of a husband BUT...:awesome: he still is awesome as a Golf Player!

As for Elin...even if she knew about the cheating...great. That should get her even MORE of his money. And if they have kids, she should get them. 100%. Can't imagine him being a decent father. Dude be all like 'Ok, kids, play on the mini golf by yourselves for the next 10 mins while daddy gives that woman a autograph she will remember.' :hehe:

Considering he spent Thanksgiving Day playing golf, popping pills and drinking booze, I'd say he's hardly father of the year. She'd be the world's biggest idiot to take him back and I hope she gets as much of his cash as possible.

She already apparently tore his head up with that club, which is funny as hell.

[Anubis]

She'll only get the millions in child support. Which I suppose is more than enough.

[TMC1982]

Anthony Crupi of Mediaweek writes the absence of Tiger Woods from the PGA Tour will affect CBS the most (http://www.mediaweek.com/mw/content_display/news/national-broadcast/e3i96949e983b3a97e207aa033379076eea).

Diego Vasquez from Media Life Magazine says Tiger is losing credibility (http://www.medialifemagazine.com/artman2/publish/Sports_TV_52/Bum_s_rush_Public_trust_in_Tiger_tanks.asp) with the public.

CNBC's Darren Rovell asks if Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, would really (http://www.cnbc.com/id/34466571) make a good endorser.

[omid17]

Divorce Could Cost Tiger $400M, His Kids (http://www.popeater.com/2009/12/22/tiger-woods-divorce/)

[FaT_tONle]

Ya I think that ^^^ should just about cover the Nordegren expenses...

[Sebastos]

Like I said, she's going to take him to the cleaners.

[terry78]

The Swedish cleaners.