The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread

[ultimatefan]

I know this is early and we don´t have yet any set pictures or anything, but the talk and action of the boards is all here, so let´s begin to have fun with it:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, Chris Nolan will be the mentor of my reboot.
BATMAN: Yes.
SUPERMAN: And he´s coming back for your third movie as well.
BATMAN: That is correct.
SUPERMAN: That means we´ll be kinda partners on the big screen, huh?
BATMAN: Forget it, Clark. I still won´t let you bang Catwoman for a night.
SUPERMAN: Damn.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: The quintessence of the human experience in all its ramifications possesses an unsolvable conundrum of our inequities and self-destructive idiosyncrasies as compared to our vast yet unfullfilled potential for mesmerizing and tantalizing achievements that shatter all preconceived boundaries of the self...
BATMAN: What the hell are you talking about, Clark?
SUPERMAN: Huh, nothing, it´s that my reboot´s script might have been written by the Wachovskis, so I thought I should be prepared...

[Wolfman]

Very clever :)

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[Webhead2006]

haha good ones i love your captions in other threads so cant wait to see what u have here.

[Excel]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

Batman:...I ****ing told you no coffee in the batmobile.

[ultimatefan]

^Hehehe, good ol´a-hole Bats...

Thanks Webhead, we try!

[Alonsovich]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: So how do you feel about your director coming to my franchise?

BATMAN: You mean how do I feel about having to save your ass because you are uncapable of drawing masses to see your flying s**t in a theater?

SUPERMAN: *hands cup* How about a warm cup of STFU?

[kedrell]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/superman_wall.gif
Superman: "Uh..I am going insane with anger!"

Superman: "Ah....I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whupping!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
Batman: "What the hell are you doing?"
Superman: "If you must know, I'm practicing my lines. I've come to the conclusion that I need to be more hip, dark & edgy to stay relevant in today's culture."
Batman: "So you thought ripping off some dumb dialogue from a lousy movie that came out a decade ago was the way to go? You DO know that those lines were intended soley for comedic effect as well and not as any sort of bad-assery, don't you?"
Superman: "That's as potty-mouthed as I can get."
Batman: "God, you're such a weiner!"




BTW, I actually liked Signs.

[Adenjo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
That knee goes any higher and you and me will be having words.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the Superman practicing "badass lines".

[Adenjo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/BatmanSuperman.jpg


BATMAN: You do it one more f*****g time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm f*****g serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't f*****g cut it when you're f*****g around like this on set.

[Webhead2006]

hey ad in your first post i love the way superman looked. wouldnt mind that for look this time.

[ultimatefan]

Cool one Adenjo!

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
SUPERMAN: Thanks for letting Nolan mentor my reboot!
BATMAN: And thanks for letting Lois give me passionate lovemaking last night.
SUPERMAN: Oh you´re welc... What?

[Webhead2006]

hahaha

[Adenjo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
Batman: So It's agreed.... I don't mention Superman returns.
Superman: And I don't mention your fascination with hanging around with young boys.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Webhead! Nice one Adenjo!

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
SUPERMAN: Now that the same guy is running both our franchises, lets put our differences aside!
BATMAN: Indeed. The way I was constantly humiliating you with my movie´s superior critical and commercial success in these threads was getting a little repetitive and boring.
SUPERMAN: Indeed, I... Now wait a f***ing second...
BATMAN: See, you´re so easy it´s not even fun anymore!

[Webhead2006]

haha good one man

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[Wolfman]

I lol'd, ultimatefan. :D keep it up.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, we try!

[Panthro]

I know I'm late getting here so I'll just say all those captions were hilarious 'cause they were.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
SUPERMAN: "As long as we can agree that 'Wolverine & the X-Men' features the worst Cyclops ever in any media adaptation despite being voiced by the talented Nolan North, who is set to be our Green Lantern in Crisis on 2 Earths, there is hope for the world."
BATMAN: "Indeed. To say nothing of the ridiculous beating Thor suffered at the hands of the Hulk in In Hulk Vs."
SUPERMAN: "Yeah, that sucked too."

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SUPERMAN: "What is up with my eyebrows being arched? Isn't that supposed to be Bruce's look?"

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SUPERMAN: "We're here for the gang bang."

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WONDER WOMAN: "Where the f*** is my caption thread?!"
BATMAN: "Well seeing as how you don't have a movie in the works yet Diana-"
SUPERMAN: "Shut up Bruce."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WonderWomanSuperman.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: "Gimme some sugar, baby."
SUPERMAN: "Never thought I'd hear that come out of a woman's mouth."

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BATMAN: "My research indicates that Tom Rothman is descended directly from none other than Adolf Hitler himself."
SUPERMAN: "Somehow I'm not surprised."

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LEX LUTHOR: "You have nothing to threaten me with! Nothing to do with all your strength!"
SUPERMAN: "I'll tell everyone you were the brains behind Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow."
LEX: "You- you wouldn't dare!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/DC_takes_on_MOTU_by_JazylH.jpg
SUPERMAN: "See what happens? See what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass?!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BrreakingThe4thWall.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Come Diana, we must escape Development Hell no matter the cost!"
WONDER WOMAN: "To the bitter end, it's you and me, baby!"

[Webhead2006]

nice ones

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff all around, Panthro!

[ultimatefan]

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/GhostofBillHix/archie_bunker.jpg
ARCHIE: You know what´s my problem with them "Creep Toners"? They dresses ln togas like those fairy greeks, they gets super powers in the sun, while we poor bastards gets skin cancer, and we have to listen to tree huggers b**** about global warming while they blews up a whole f***ing planet!

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Kryptonians were a proud people who built a highly advanced civilization that collapsed due to the power of nature and yet sent Earth their last survivor to be the planet´s greatest hero.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e65/petuspan/The_More_You_Know.jpg
THE MORE YOU KNOW...

[Panthro]

Thanks Webhead. UF.

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/GhostofBillHix/archie_bunker.jpg
ARCHIE: You know what´s my problem with them "Creep Toners"? They dresses ln togas like those fairy greeks, they gets super powers in the sun, while we poor bastards gets skin cancer, and we have to listen to tree huggers b**** about global warming while they blews up a whole f***ing planet!

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Kryptonians were a proud people who built a highly advanced civilization that collapsed due to the power of nature and yet sent Earth their last survivor to be the planet´s greatest hero.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e65/petuspan/The_More_You_Know.jpg
THE MORE YOU KNOW...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[kedrell]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/superman_wall.gif
Superman: "I HATE STYROFOAM!!!! You know this s*** never breaks down!"

[Panthro]

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh263/GhostofBillHix/archie_bunker.jpg
ARCHIE: You know what´s my problem with this Harrison Ford guy? Not only did he refuse to play Meathead on my show because he found me 'offensive', but he went on to be a grumpy a--hole who only specialized in conventional films when he could have challenged himself!"

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SUPERMAN: "You only hate Harrison Ford because he made a ton of money off those George Lucas movies and wasn't held back by a show that kept going when it should have it stopped. It's not like he jumped up and down on Oprah's couch, offended lots of people by bashing virtually anyone & everyone whoever used prescription medicine such as women who used prescription money to deal with post partum depression, made a torture porn film version about the last hour of Jesus Christ, and/or got drunk and spouted off a bunch of anti-Semitic and chauvinist insults!"

[Panthro]

http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/superman/superman_wall.gif
Superman: "Here I Come To Save The Daaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!"

[SuperMike335!!]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: Sooo, what Nolan did for you maybe he can help me with too. After all, look at the mess he got you out of after Batman and Robin.

BATAMN: I thought I told you to never speak that name again.

[Webhead2006]

haha nice one there and i loved the steroform one too.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: Sooo, what Nolan did for you maybe he can help me with too. After all, look at the mess he got you out of after Batman and Robin.

BATAMN: I thought I told you to never speak that name again.
Hehehehehehe

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisSuperman1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Alright, who passed the gas?! I'm looking at you, Flash!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisSuperman2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So which St. Elsewhere doctor is voicing me again? Is it the one who was in that remake of Freaky Friday and is now on one of those CIS shows?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisProfiles.jpg
SUPERMAN: "As if these guys stand a chance of beating me in a chin contest..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Let's suck in the guts guys, we're the Ghostbusters."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BadJimmy.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Damn Jimmy, you need to lay off the 'roids, boy!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Crisis2.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So J'onn, what the Hell happened to your head?"
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "What the Hell happened to your film franchise?"
SUPERMAN: "Touche."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01thejusticeleauge.jpg
SUPERMAN: "The Uruk-Hai are coming. The defenses have to hold."
GREEN LANTERN: "They will hold!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisHouse.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Ladies & Gentlemen, members of the press, I assure you all that I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JeanOnFire.jpg
JEAN GREY: "Like Hell you didn't!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/bluelectricsuperman.jpg
ELECTRIC BLUE SUPERMAN: "Yeah I may have been a gimmick, but at least I was a cool looking gimmick!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanChasingSuperman.jpg
AQUAMAN: "You ate my all my shrimp didn't you?!"
SUPERMAN: "I only ate one!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_blue_Superman_red_by_World.jpg
RED SUPERMAN: "Why are we here again?"
BLUE SUPERMAN: "I don't know, just stand there and look cool."
RED SUPERMAN: "Okay."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BlueSuperman.jpg
BLUE SUPERMAN: "You did this to me didn't you?! Didn't you?!"
LEX LUTHOR: "Oh come on now, even I wouldn't do something this wrong!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Hulk_SMASH_Superman_by_bigmanhaywoo.jpg
HULK: "Hey."
SUPERMAN: "Hey."
HULK: "You remember 70s & 80s?"
SUPERMAN: "Yeah."
HULK: "Good times."
SUPERMAN: "Yep. Good times."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "No ma'am I'm not the superhero you had a one night stand with last night. You must be mistaking me for Batman."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AnEmoJean.jpg
JEAN GREY: "But... but... you look just like him without the mask!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Brandon-captain-marvel-Routh2.jpg
ROUTH: "Come on guys, I may not be in the reboot! I need to get my hands on another superhero role while I'm still young!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrandonRouthGreenLantern.jpg
ROUTH: "Please let me be Kyle Rayner Mr. Campbell! Please!"
MARTIN CAMPBELL [off screen]: "Hmm... no."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01A-Jedi-Vs-Superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So you hate sand eh Jedi Boy? Let's see how much you hate it when I shove what's left of that light-saber up your ass!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Red_Hulk_Smash_by_Worldsfinest.jpg
RED HULK: "Red Hulk Smash!"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Going through an all red phase, eh Hulk? I went through something like that once."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASupermanWithAGun.jpg
SUPERMAN: "When WB told me they wanted to make my next film 'dark and edgy' this wasn't what I had in mind."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01ASuperman-vs-CaptMarvel1024x768.jpg
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Coke!"
SUPERMAN: "Pepsi!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SilkSpectre2.gif
SILK SPECTER 2: "Hello boys. Lookin' for a good time?"
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SUPERMAN: "She's mine!"
CAPTAIN MARVEL: "No, she's mine!"
SUPERMAN: "I saw her first!"


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LEX LUTHOR: "If there are two things I love more than life itself Supes, it's smoking and killing."
SUPERMAN: "Smoking isn't like killing Lex. You can stop killing."


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SUPERMAN: "Call me a 'has been' all you want punk, but at least I wasn't played by Robby Chatwin!"
GOKU: "That was uncalled for! Now I'm gonna go all Super Seiyin on your ass!"


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PARAMEDIC #1: "What the Hell happened to him?"
PARAMEDIC #2: "He found out that Zac Efron was going to play him in the reboot."
DOCTOR: "Poor bastard."

[Panthro]

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LOIS: "Hey I can see my apartment from here!"
SUPERMAN [thinking]: "Now all I have to do is drop her here, and after that it'll be all Wonder Woman all the time..."

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ROUTH: "Replacing me with Robby Chatwin? Goodbye, cruel world..."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AGunToTheHead.png
SUPERMAN: "For the last time I'm not doing the Matrix maneuver!"

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LUTHOR: "And don't you ever talk that way to your principle again, do you understand me mister?!"
SUPERMAN: "Yes sir Principle Luthor sir..."


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LUTHOR: "You were just an ordinary man in a cape, that's why you couldn't fight injustice, and that's why you got your ass handed to you by a group of generic thugs who have even less dialogue than most comic book thugs."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01BatsSupes.jpg
SUPERMAN: "They have got to fix our chins."
BATMAN: "Yeah they do."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Don't even think about taking Nolan away from me! He's my biotch now, and I'm gonna work him for all he's worth!"


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SUPERGIRL: "Put me in the reboot or I'll melt your balls!"

[Webhead2006]

some great ones there.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff all around!

So I is Archie Bunker, is I?:hehe:

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Ahelpless4.png
PARAMEDIC #1: C´mon, we´re losing him, we need help!!


http://i430.photobucket.com/albums/qq28/mongoose-mania/The%20Dark%20Knight/Nolan.jpg
NOLAN: This looks like a job for Nolanman!

[Webhead2006]

I got an idea running in my head right now for a caption. I will post it later trying to think of a few things and find some pics to go with it.

[ultimatefan]

Cool!

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro! great stuff all around!

So I is Archie Bunker, is I?:hehe:
You are whatever you believe you are. :cwink:

Hehehe. Nolanman...

[ultimatefan]

Indeed I is...

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: I´m very happy that you´re mentoring my franchise´s reboot, Mr. Nolan! But are you sure you won´t be too focused on Batman to give my films the attention they need?

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg
NOLAN: Such a simple yet powerful image: Dark and mysterious, yet majestic and beautiful, a beacon, an icon, pure visual poet... Huh sorry, what were you saying?

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Huh, nevermind.Douchebag.

[kedrell]

http://i45.tinypic.com/289wj69.jpg

Superman: "My eyes! My eyes!"

http://i45.tinypic.com/289be68.jpg

Superman: "Ah, that's better!"

[kedrell]

http://i50.tinypic.com/2kr9et.jpg

Superman: "Ok, now Timm's just ****ing with me. What? Am I Popeye now? Maybe I'm Bibbo."

[kedrell]

http://i45.tinypic.com/289be68.jpg

Superman: "See, for all the complaining that goes on around here about some of the animation choices of my 90's cartoon, they did at some points let me have more than just black dots for eyes."

[Panthro]

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: I´m very happy that you´re mentoring my franchise´s reboot, Mr. Nolan! But are you sure you won´t be too focused on Batman to give my films the attention they need?

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg
NOLAN: Such a simple yet powerful image: Dark and mysterious, yet majestic and beautiful, a beacon, an icon, pure visual poet... Huh sorry, what were you saying?

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Huh, nevermind.Douchebag.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Loved all of yours Ked.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! The eyes run is genius.

[matrix_ghost]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

Batman : So

Superman : So... You took care of it ?

Batman : Yep. Kidnapped him , beat him with sledgehammer and threw his body in the river

Superman : * takes sip of coffee and sigh of relief* Well thank god Brian Singer gone. Now i finally can have my own movie.

[matrix_ghost]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg

Supes : So we got Nolan

Batman : WE got nolan

Batman : Listen...i know i give you a hard time what with superman returns not making enoug cash but we got Nolan now. And he set a bar for all future superhero movies.

Superman : Yeah . You're right. Lets' make this clear. We should never sink low enough to be mentioned in the same sentence as Elektra , Wolverine, Fantastic Four....well basically all the crap that Fox has made

Batman : Agreed !. Let's shake on it !

[Webhead2006]

good one

[ultimatefan]

Let´s shake on it indeed.

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg

Supes : So we got Nolan

Batman : WE got nolan

Batman : Listen...i know i give you a hard time what with superman returns not making enoug cash but we got Nolan now. And he set a bar for all future superhero movies.

Superman : Yeah . You're right. Lets' make this clear. We should never sink low enough to be mentioned in the same sentence as Elektra , Wolverine, Fantastic Four....well basically all the crap that Fox has made

Batman : Agreed !. Let's shake on it !
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

Batman : So

Superman : So... You took care of it ?

Batman : Yep. Kidnapped him , beat him with sledgehammer and threw his body in the river

Superman : * takes sip of coffee and sigh of relief* Well thank god Brian Singer gone. Now i finally can have my own movie.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Alonsovich]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

Batman : So

Superman : So... You took care of it ?

Batman : Yep. Kidnapped him , beat him with sledgehammer and threw his body in the river

Superman : * takes sip of coffee and sigh of relief* Well thank god Brian Singer gone. Now i finally can have my own movie.

I'll add to this one:

Batman: Well I owed you that one after you kicked Joel Schumacher directly into the Phantom Zone...

[ultimatefan]

Cool stuff, keep it coming guys!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
SUPERMAN: We´ve had our differences, but I think we can all agree that Carlos Mencia is currently the worst comedian working on television.
BATMAN: Absolutely.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, have you and Nolan had any conversations about in what direction to take my franchise now?
BATMAN: Absolutely. We talked about you and me appearing together, and I actually get more screentime, and my name comes first in the title, and in the end I save the day while you play sorta the comic relief...
SUPERMAN: Okay, now you´re just trying to piss me off.
BATMAN: Of course... Or am I?

[Alonsovich]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg

Superman: It's good to know that Tom Rothman is not the boss of our studio...

Batman: Definitely.

[Moridin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg

Supes: "One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war! :awesome:"

Bat: "*sighs* Not again.... :whatever:"

[SuperMike335!!]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

Batman: No, not even one.

Superman: I would have at least though you had a disappearing power. Not one though... You know..You really had me going, I never even thought to ask before.

[Panthro]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg

Superman: It's good to know that Tom Rothman is not the boss of our studio...

Batman: Definitely.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

All yours were funny UF.

[matrix_ghost]

Thanks guys :woot:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

Superman : So wait a minute. You were in a turkish prison.
Batman : Yup
Superman : And they gangra...
Batman : We don't talk about it




http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg
Nolan : So superman. What do you wait in your new movie

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
Superman : Lois Lane opening her blouse like this. OH ! And she isn't wearing a bra.

Three years and 2 billion dollars later
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
Batman : And that shot of lois's tits. Nice. Very nice.....

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro!

Ah, some female frontal nudity in a Superman movie, a man can dream...

[ultimatefan]

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Hah, tell me I´m not DC´s biggest star now!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: What are you daydreaming about, Clark?
SUPERMAN: Sweet dreams, Bruce. Sweet sweet dreams...

[Panthro]

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Hah, tell me I´m not DC´s biggest star now!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: What are you daydreaming about, Clark?
SUPERMAN: Sweet dreams, Bruce. Sweet sweet dreams...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

The Lois tits gag is good too.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokesZod.jpg
SUPERMAN: "C'mon guys, this is the only decent fight I've had in cinemas for nearly 30 years! You've got to give me something better in the next film!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/superman.jpg
REEVE: "Yeah, I may have been 24, but I was able to pass for looking older and therefore more manly than 24. What's our excuse?"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/superman_returns_04.jpg
ROUTH: "Shut up!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/001EarlyJusticeLeaguePromoSheet.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I see London, I see France, I see Susan Storm-Richards, at the moment the Not-So-Invisible-Woman, wearing a lot less than her uniform and just a little bit more than her under-pants!"
BATMAN/FLASH/GREEN LANTERN: "Where?!"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SueStormUndressed.jpg
SUE STORM-RICHARDS: "Damn that stupid X-ray vision! Reed and his stupid kinky sex games..."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Christopher-Reeve---Superman--C1010.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Tramps like us, baby we were born to ruuuuuuuuunnnnnn!!!!!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanPawnsFlash.jpg
FLASH: "Say it ain't so Supes, say it ain't so!"
SUPERMAN: "Sorry Flash, but you will be getting nerfed regularly on Justice League/JLU with a lot of 'oh he could have dodged that' hits due to your speed making it difficult to challenge you from a writing standpoint."
FLASH: "Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/rubyspears.jpg
1988 SUPERMAN: "Christopher Reeve? No, but I get that a lot."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman-1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Singer, this one's going right below your belt!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/40.jpg
SUPERMAN: "You want Nolan? You gotta go through me first."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanGetsAXED.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I've heard of getting the axe, but this is ridiculous!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/WhiteSupremacistSuperman.jpg
JUSTICE LORD SUPERMAN: "Why yes, I am Superman the White Supremacist. Why do you ask?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HogTied.jpg
LOIS LANE: "You're forcing me to eat Kryptonite because I was played by Kate Bosworth? Jeez, it's not like I was played by Jessica Alba or Katie Holmes."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/3SomeMaybe.jpg
LOIS LANE: "I had fun last night."
BRUCE WAYNE: "So did I."
CLARK KENT: "Why you-!"
Later that day -
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/desktopnewfrontier79852xl7.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Damn it, I told you to keep your hands off my woman!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/desktopnewfrontier79852xl7.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So I'm a motherless alien am I?! Take that you douche-bag!"
BATMAN: "For the last time Clark I'm not the one who said that! It was... it was... J. Edgar Hoover!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HowCanYouHateAFaceThisCute.jpg
SUPERGIRL: "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me. I'd f*** me HARD."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JimmyOlsenHittingOnSupergirl.jpg
JIMMY: "That's right guys, she's my prom date!"
SUPERGIRL: "Whoa whoa whoa Jimmy, Jimmy, slow down, I said I'd consider it, I didn't make it official."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HawkgirlCantBelieveHowMuchSupermanC.jpg
HAWKGIRL: "Damn. I've never heard that much profanity in all my life."
SUPERMAN: "Thank you."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/JokerVSLeadsuitSuperman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "So about breaking that one rule..."
JOKER: "No wait, I was just kidding about the whole breaking the one rule thing!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Excuse me, but will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity, the way your knuckles crunch when you smashed them into my face. It's art."
WONDER WOMAN: "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."
SUPERMAN [thinking]: "Dear Diary - jackpot!"


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/60.jpg
BATMAN: "So let me get this straight - you screwed Wonder Woman before I did? How the Hell did you manage that?"
SUPERMAN: "What can I say, I just have that animal magnetism."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/sr-busshelter2-1.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Lois, this is the last time I rescue you from being indecently exposed in public."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I knew all that rough sex would catch up to you some day, but did you listen to me? Nooooooooooooooo."
BATMAN: "Shut up."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokingBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Who's the ultimate bad ass now?"
BATMAN: "You are."
SUPERMAN: "Speak up Bruce, I can't hear. Who's the ultimate bad ass now?"
BATMAN: "You are!"
SUPERMAN: "Good boy. I'll give you an extra bone to gnaw on tonight."

[Webhead2006]

good ones there.

[SuperMike335!!]

SUPERMAN: "So about breaking that one rule..."
JOKER: "No wait, I was just kidding about the whole breaking the one rule thing!"


SUPERMAN: "Excuse me, but will you hit me again? I've never seen such fluidity, the way your knuckles crunch when you smashed them into my face. It's art."
WONDER WOMAN: "Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like."
SUPERMAN [thinking]: "Dear Diary - jackpot!"



BATMAN: "So let me get this straight - you screwed Wonder Woman before I did? How the Hell did you manage that?"
SUPERMAN: "What can I say, I just have that animal magnetism."



SUPERMAN: "Lois, this is the last time I rescue you from being indecently exposed in public."



SUPERMAN: "I knew all that rough sex would catch up to you some day, but did you listen to me? Nooooooooooooooo."
BATMAN: "Shut up."



SUPERMAN: "Who's the ultimate bad ass now?"
BATMAN: "You are."
SUPERMAN: "Speak up Bruce, I can't hear. Who's the ultimate bad ass now?"
BATMAN: "You are!"
SUPERMAN: "Good boy. I'll give you an extra bone to gnaw on tonight."


Treading on the Adult swim a bit but got some good LoL's. :woot:

[Webhead2006]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
Superman: So Bruce why is development on my movie so troublesome?
Batman: .......

[Panthro]

Thanks guys.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
Superman: So Bruce why is development on my movie so troublesome?
Batman: .......
Hehehehe

[Alonsovich]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/3SomeMaybe.jpg

BRUCE: Clark, I introduce you Lois Lane... my date for today's VIP recption at Luthorcorp...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: I told you never to date any of my ex...

BRUCE: Go f**k yourself...

[Webhead2006]

nice ones, and thanks panthro

[Panthro]

Sure thing web.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/3SomeMaybe.jpg

BRUCE: Clark, I introduce you Lois Lane... my date for today's VIP recption at Luthorcorp...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: I told you never to date any of my ex...

BRUCE: Go f**k yourself...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Did you see, the guys who resurrected your franchise and took it to new heights are working on my new films! They promise to bring in Brainiac, borrow from the John Byrne era, and make it fun!
BATMAN: Who cares, if it´s not an origin story it will suck.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: He deserved it.
WONDER WOMAN: Totally.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, what can I expect from Nolan and Goyer working on rebooting my film franchise?
BATMAN:A serious and respectful treatment, an intelligent and compelling story, a faithfullness for the source material but with fresh enough twists and turns to make it interesting for an average film audience.
SUPERMAN: Wow. On the bad side?
BATMAN: The usual. Annoying fanboys b****ing on the Internet for years for mostly minor and reasonable canon changes, and trying to point out story flaws to defend their own fanboy biases or look like "too cool for school" know-it-alls, but mostly only revealing a blatant lack of attention to the plot.
SUPERMAN: Hmmm...

[Alonsovich]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokingBatman.jpg

SUPERMAN: I told you you shouldn't fight me... you're just a human...

BATMAN: I use prep time, sucker... think I came unprepared?

SUPERMAN: What did you do?

http://i913.photobucket.com/albums/ac331/Alonsovich/Batman_vs_Superman_Wallpaper.jpg

BATMAN: I BROUGHT FRANK MILLER...

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehe

[Alonsovich]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Did you see, the guys who resurrected your franchise and took it to new heights are working on my new films! They promise to bring in Brainiac, borrow from the John Byrne era, and make it fun!
BATMAN: Who cares, if it´s not an origin story it will suck.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: He deserved it.
WONDER WOMAN: Totally.

:woot::woot::woot:

[Alonsovich]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: May I ask you what do you do on your free time? You know... when you're not beating criminals to a pulp...

BATMAN: I check Lois' facebook profile on the Bat-computer...

SUPERMAN: .....................................

BATMAN: What? You were also checking her out in Superman Returns outside of her house...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: I'm sorry Diana... but this guy really gets me on my nerves sometimes...

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and hehehehehehe

[matrix_ghost]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanWorksHisBeedyEyeMagicOnWond.jpg
Superman : Sooo...uhhhh. Hey wild idea. Wanna have a threesome with bats and me ?
Wonder WOman : I''m in !

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/60.jpg
Batman : So what is the surprise

Superman : Ohh nothing much. Just you and me going dp on wonder woman. You in ?


10 min laters

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

Superman thinking : My god. My sperm really is moving faster then a speeding bullet

Wonder Woman thinking : Should've never given him a handjob with all my strength. I almost ripped his dick off.

Batman thinking : Note to self. Stick with human for threesomes.

[matrix_ghost]

Batman's reaction after watching all Fox comicbook movies back-to-back

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg

[Webhead2006]

great ones guys loved the threesome one and the other batman/superman ones about nolans adaption.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: May I ask you what do you do on your free time? You know... when you're not beating criminals to a pulp...

BATMAN: I check Lois' facebook profile on the Bat-computer...

SUPERMAN: .....................................

BATMAN: What? You were also checking her out in Superman Returns outside of her house...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: I'm sorry Diana... but this guy really gets me on my nerves sometimes...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

The Frank Miller one was great too.

[Panthro]

Batman's reaction after watching all Fox comicbook movies back-to-back

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Gotta love the threesome gone wrong too.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Did you see, the guys who resurrected your franchise and took it to new heights are working on my new films! They promise to bring in Brainiac, borrow from the John Byrne era, and make it fun!
BATMAN: Who cares, if it´s not an origin story it will suck.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: He deserved it.
WONDER WOMAN: Totally.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:
Same for the one with Bats & Supes in the Batmobile discussing what Nolan will bring to the table.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Panthro! The threesome one is genius.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n111/cej11101/superman_symbol.jpg
ANNOUNCER:... And all the talk on the Internet right now is about what´s going on with the Superman film reboot...


http://i50.tinypic.com/2m0h1v.jpg
TONY: Can somebody please tell me what kind of a world we live in where a guy who wears a cape and red underwear on top of his pants steals all my airtime?!

[kedrell]

http://i50.tinypic.com/w0nz13.jpg

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
BATMAN: Know what I don't understand?

SUPERMAN: What?

BATMAN: How can a guy that clashes with Darkseid, Doomsday and Mongul on a weekly basis have problems dealing with Toyman, Puzzler or the frickin' Prankster.

SUPERMAN: You should ask that to Kite-Man.

BATMAN: Touché.

[Lighthouse]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, what can I expect from Nolan and Goyer working on rebooting my film franchise?
BATMAN:A serious and respectful treatment, an intelligent and compelling story, a faithfullness for the source material but with fresh enough twists and turns to make it interesting for an average film audience.
SUPERMAN: Wow. On the bad side?
BATMAN: The usual. Annoying fanboys b****ing on the Internet for years for mostly minor and reasonable canon changes, and trying to point out story flaws to defend their own fanboy biases or look like "too cool for school" know-it-alls, but mostly only revealing a blatant lack of attention to the plot.
SUPERMAN: That's it? Well, it can't be any worse than the reaction to Superman Returns.
BATMAN: True.
Fixed.

[SuperMike335!!]

Wonder Woman thinking : Should've never given him a handjob with all my strength. I almost ripped his dick off.



http://www.preparednesspro.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cringe1.jpg

[Webhead2006]

lol

[Panthro]

Thanks, Panthro! The threesome one is genius.

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n111/cej11101/superman_symbol.jpg
ANNOUNCER:... And all the talk on the Internet right now is about what´s going on with the Superman film reboot...


http://i50.tinypic.com/2m0h1v.jpg
TONY: Can somebody please tell me what kind of a world we live in where a guy who wears a cape and red underwear on top of his pants steals all my airtime?!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i50.tinypic.com/w0nz13.jpg
Even without a caption this picture is full of win. :hehe:

[kedrell]

http://i48.tinypic.com/11iedxs.jpg

[kedrell]

http://i45.tinypic.com/av6i69.jpg
Batman: "Hmmm, yeah I'm kinky. So what?"

http://i50.tinypic.com/2jfdo3s.jpg
Superman: "You....just..YOU!!! You're naughty!!"

[Webhead2006]

haha

[Panthro]

http://i45.tinypic.com/av6i69.jpg
Batman: "Hmmm, yeah I'm kinky. So what?"

http://i50.tinypic.com/2jfdo3s.jpg
Superman: "You....just..YOU!!! You're naughty!!"
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Gotta love Wonder Woman coming out of that cake.

[SuperMike335!!]

http://www.gottsu-iiyan.ca/gib/media/blogs/all//robinslap.jpg

Nuff said. :woot:

[Webhead2006]

where did that ww/cake one come from?

[kedrell]

I found it on DeviantArt. Thanks guys.

[Webhead2006]

ah ok thanks kedrell

[Nightwing1977]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg

Nolan: Hmmm......Gordon will destroy this Bat-Signal in "The Dark Knight". Now he will be putting up the \S/-signal as a replacement.



http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg


Superman: Nolan, I don't need a damn signal 'cause I have supepowers & Batman doesn't! Now you're going to get it!! This look like a job for Superman!!!!

[Panthro]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg

Nolan: Hmmm......Gordon will destroy this Bat-Signal in "The Dark Knight". Now he will be putting up the \S/-signal as a replacement.



http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg


Superman: Nolan, I don't need a damn signal 'cause I have supepowers & Batman doesn't! Now you're going to get it!! This look like a job for Superman!!!!

:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
Superman: "I can't believe it's come to this... male stripping for cash to beef up the budget of my reboot..."

[Nightwing1977]

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
Superman: "I can't believe it's come to this... male stripping for cash to beef up the budget of my reboot..."


Ha ha!! Here my take on the stripping part you mention. :D :D


http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg


"Clark Kent first day as a Chippendale dancer gone horribly wrong when he accidently forget to remove his Superman suit inside his civilian suit and the whole world know Clark & Superman are the same people."

[ultimatefan]

http://i45.tinypic.com/av6i69.jpg
WONDER WOMAN: Please Batman, save me!
BATMAN: Of course, Diana, but huh, I´ll need about five minutes to... You know, fight henchmen or something...

[protocida]

http://i48.tinypic.com/11iedxs.jpg

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, Bruce, you want to clear that up for me?

BATMAN: There's not much to be said, Clark. Flash's videotapes are all over the internet, Diana is pregnant and we don't know who the father is, we'll need a month to completelly clean the Watchtower, I can't remember where I dumped Robin and everyone except you is now suffering of a martian STD no one quite remembers HOW they got it.

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: Nolan, thank you so much for coming to rescue my franchise from oblivion! It will be my honor to have you direct my next movie!

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg
NOLAN: Sorry Superman, but still only Batman gets me to direct, I´ll only be an executive producer in your movies, but son´t worry, I´ll let my brother Jonah direct yours, he´s a talented guy even though he hasn´t directed a day in his life...

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg
SUPERMAN: SON OF A B... Okay.

[Alonsovich]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: I don't get why WB would want the other Nolan to direct my film when there's plenty of other directors with experience to handle potential crossovers with Chris... like Wolfgang Petersen...

BATMAN: I'd kill you with a kryptonite arrow...

SUPERMAN: Uhm... Tim Burton...

BATMAN: I'd merge with Brainiac forming Bruciac and try to kill you with a giant spider...

SUPERMAN: JJ Abrams!

BATMAN: I'd be a superpowered half kryptonian named Wayne-Zor that beheaded your mom Al-Qaeda style...

SUPERMAN: ...or maybe Bryan Singer...

BATMAN: I'd spy on you while you're banging Lois in your apartment, and you'd be such a wuss that you'd die from lifting a giant rock...

SUPERMAN: .....................................

[ultimatefan]

^hehehehehehehehe

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: So, what are your toughs about Jonathan Nolan possibly directing my Reboot.

BATMAN: It's quite a risky shot to hand over such a big franchise to a newcomer, but, if he has Christopher Nolan's blessing and has made Warner interested enough to pay a look, he might have some good ideas. It'd be out of the conventional, but Nolan has a good chance of making a great Superman movie if he plays his cards right.

SUPERMAN: Damn straight.

[kedrell]

http://i45.tinypic.com/av6i69.jpg
Batman: "Ok Palmer, you have fun now."

http://i45.tinypic.com/jreeip.jpg
Atom: "Thanks, Bruce!"


http://i47.tinypic.com/nmxppt.jpg

http://i50.tinypic.com/2jfdo3s.jpg
Superman: "Stop corrupting the little ones!"

[kedrell]

http://i50.tinypic.com/90u107.jpg
Flash: "So, like when am I getting MY full cartoon movie?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Uh, do you want to field that one or should I?"

Batman: "And you wonder why I won't let him eat in the batmobile."

[Webhead2006]

good ones guys.

[Panthro]

Ha ha!! Here my take on the stripping part you mention. :D :D


http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/ad223/NerdAlt/superman.jpg


"Clark Kent first day as a Chippendale dancer gone horribly wrong when he accidently forget to remove his Superman suit inside his civilian suit and the whole world know Clark & Superman are the same people."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

All those other captions are great too.

[Panthro]

http://i50.tinypic.com/90u107.jpg
Flash: "So, like when am I getting MY full cartoon movie?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Uh, do you want to field that one or should I?"

Batman: "And you wonder why I won't let him eat in the batmobile."
Gotta say it: :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Superman Prime]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg

NOLAN: "Call Goyer. Tell him to initiate operation K.R.Y.P.T.O.N."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Superman_Vs_Batman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "High five, buddy! Ooo, sorry."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/001EarlyJusticeLeaguePromoSheet.jpg

FLASH: ". . . why are we randomly standing around here like this?"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/001EarlyJusticeLeaguePromoSheet.jpg

AQUAMAN: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I told you the Gotham hood was no place for a white boy, Bruce."

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

Hey Prime, long time no see! Love the Gotham hood one!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Kick-Ass?
BATMAN: if it keeps the freshness and wit of the Mark Millar/John Romita Jr. miniseries, it should be one of the most original superhero movies ever made.
SUPERMAN: Iron Man 2?
BATMAN: It should keep the great mix of wit, drama and thrill of the original, with extra money for action and FX. And Scarlett Johansson will definitely add sex appeal to it.
SUPERMAN: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows?
BATMAN: The series may not translate certain elements of the books that well, such as making Ron Weasley little more than a silly comic relief, but it´s remarkable how consistently entertaining such a long series has managed to be.
SUPERMAN: The Last Airbender?
BATMAN: Shyamalan´s had a bad string of movies, but adapting a property and making a big blockbuster instead of his usual material could be the change of pace he needs, and it looks like an epic action drama, a refreshing change from most cartoon adaptations.
SUPERMAN: Toy Story 3?
BATMAN: Pixar hasn´t really failed us so far - even though Cars got close - , and there´s no doubt we miss Buzz, Woody and the rest of the TS gang.
SUPERMAN: Inception?
BATMAN: Of course I´m biased because it´s a Chris Nolan film, and there´s very little info, but it seems intriguing and unusual.
SUPERMAN: Shrek Ever After?
BATMAN: Sorry, are we flying over the sea? It suddently smells like ten thousand fish died right after voiding their bowels all over the ocean...

[Alonsovich]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg

NOLAN: "Call Goyer. Tell him to initiate operation K.R.Y.P.T.O.N."

:woot::woot::woot:

[Panthro]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg

NOLAN: "Call Goyer. Tell him to initiate operation K.R.Y.P.T.O.N."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

You've had a string of good gags Prime. It's hard to choose.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: Kick-Ass?
BATMAN: if it keeps the freshness and wit of the Mark Millar/John Romita Jr. miniseries, it should be one of the most original superhero movies ever made.
SUPERMAN: Iron Man 2?
BATMAN: It should keep the great mix of wit, drama and thrill of the original, with extra money for action and FX. And Scarlett Johansson will definitely add sex appeal to it.
SUPERMAN: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows?
BATMAN: The series may not translate certain elements of the books that well, such as making Ron Weasley little more than a silly comic relief, but it´s remarkable how consistently entertaining such a long series has managed to be.
SUPERMAN: The Last Airbender?
BATMAN: Shyamalan´s had a bad string of movies, but adapting a property and making a big blockbuster instead of his usual material could be the change of pace he needs, and it looks like an epic action drama, a refreshing change from most cartoon adaptations.
SUPERMAN: Toy Story 3?
BATMAN: Pixar hasn´t really failed us so far - even though Cars got close - , and there´s no doubt we miss Buzz, Woody and the rest of the TS gang.
SUPERMAN: Inception?
BATMAN: Of course I´m biased because it´s a Chris Nolan film, and there´s very little info, but it seems intriguing and unusual.
SUPERMAN: Shrek Ever After?
BATMAN: Sorry, are we flying over the sea? It suddently smells like ten thousand fish died right after voiding their bowels all over the ocean...
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "This is your Justice League."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisBadGuys.jpg
SUPERMAN [off screen]: "This is your Justice League on drugs."

SUPERMAN [off screen]: "Any questions?"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[Superman Prime]

Thanks for the compliments, my friends! Yeah, I've been gone too long. Hope you've all had a good past few months.

SUPERMAN [off screen]: "This is your Justice League on drugs."

SUPERMAN [off screen]: "Any questions?"

Heheheheh. That's one after school anti-drug commercial I'd watch. ;)

SUPERMAN: Kick-Ass?
BATMAN: if it keeps the freshness and wit of the Mark Millar/John Romita Jr. miniseries, it should be one of the most original superhero movies ever made.
SUPERMAN: Iron Man 2?
BATMAN: It should keep the great mix of wit, drama and thrill of the original, with extra money for action and FX. And Scarlett Johansson will definitely add sex appeal to it.
SUPERMAN: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows?
BATMAN: The series may not translate certain elements of the books that well, such as making Ron Weasley little more than a silly comic relief, but it´s remarkable how consistently entertaining such a long series has managed to be.
SUPERMAN: The Last Airbender?
BATMAN: Shyamalan´s had a bad string of movies, but adapting a property and making a big blockbuster instead of his usual material could be the change of pace he needs, and it looks like an epic action drama, a refreshing change from most cartoon adaptations.
SUPERMAN: Toy Story 3?
BATMAN: Pixar hasn´t really failed us so far - even though Cars got close - , and there´s no doubt we miss Buzz, Woody and the rest of the TS gang.
SUPERMAN: Inception?
BATMAN: Of course I´m biased because it´s a Chris Nolan film, and there´s very little info, but it seems intriguing and unusual.
SUPERMAN: Shrek Ever After?
BATMAN: Sorry, are we flying over the sea? It suddently smells like ten thousand fish died right after voiding their bowels all over the ocean...

If only Dreamworks had that certain warm charm of Pixar. Maybe then the Shrek sequels would be watchable. Agreed on all counts, btw.

[Superman Prime]

double post

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Respect the cock. Tame the pussy."

WONDER WOMAN: "Excuse me?"

[Superman Prime]

double post

the page doesn't always want to load when I click that button.

[protocida]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: We are here for the Gangbang.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Respect the cock. Tame the pussy."

WONDER WOMAN: "Excuse me?"
Hehehehehehe

I liked the gang bang one too.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!!!"

[Superman Prime]

thanks, Panthro! And may the JL keep kicking ass.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Hey kids. Wanna see a dead body?"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Women like a strong chin, but I think we're really pushing it."

[super-t]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN- I know you dont talk much Bruce. But can you tell me why the hell I aint got but 2 knuckles?

[Webhead2006]

oh totally prime i have been having issues the past week or so with double posts here and there at different threads across the hype.

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Prime! Love the "cock and pussy" one and the dead boy one!

[ultimatefan]

http://mr-b-entertainment.com/images/bouncer.jpg
BOUNCER: Sorry, none of you are cool enough for Studio 54!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg
BATMAN: It´s okay Jeffrey, they´re with me.

http://mr-b-entertainment.com/images/bouncer.jpg
BOUNCER: Oh hey Bats, in this case you´re VIPs!

[Webhead2006]

haha bats getting them in the club.

[Adenjo]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg

J'onn -Oh crap.. I left the gas on!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Webhead!

[X Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
BATMAN (thinking to himself): Boyscout!
SUPERMAN (thinking to himself): Hard a**!

[super-t]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg

J'onn -Oh crap.. I left the gas on!

ahahaha great! and it gave me an idea

[super-t]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg

MM-(In Patrick Warburton's voice)...(GASP!!)..OMG! My muffins are burning!

[super-t]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
BATMAN (thinking to himself): Boyscout!
SUPERMAN (thinking to himself): Hard a**!

ahahahhaahahah!!

[Lighthouse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
Superman:*Wait a minute.....he's smiling! But he only smiles when.....OH ****!! I'M IN A FRANK MILLER BOOK!*

[Webhead2006]

haha

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
SUPERMAN (thinking to himself): I´d like to fry him alive with my heat vision, but I want Nolan to mentor my film reboot.
BATMAN (thinking to himself): i´d like to stick a 15-inch kryptonite rock up his ass, but I want Nolan to keep directing my movies.

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc325/Fred_Y2C/christopher-nolan-batman.jpg
NOLAN: See, you haven´t lived till two of pop culture´s greatest icons are eating in your hand like well-trained puppies...

[Webhead2006]

nice

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[Panthro]

Lots of great stuff guys. Super-T, you inspired me -
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Patrick Warburton? No, but I get that a lot."

[Superman Prime]

Good stuff guys.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You're wondering why Batman doesn't put on black lipstick to complete his goth look. I don't know. Maybe that topic deserves its own episode in "Unsolved Mysteries"."

[Superman Prime]

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg

LOIS: (OFF SCREEN) "Can you bring him back to life?"

SUPERMAN: "I'd have to be Jesus to do that, Lois." *Winks at camera*

[Panthro]

Good stuff guys.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisGroupShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "You're wondering why Batman doesn't put on black lipstick to complete his goth look. I don't know. Maybe that topic deserves its own episode in "Unsolved Mysteries"."
Hehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg

LOIS: (OFF SCREEN) "Can you bring him back to life?"

SUPERMAN: "I'd have to be Jesus to do that, Lois." *Winks at camera*
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

I think I smell half a Seinfeld reference there :cwink:

[Superman Prime]

Yep, good catch! ;) And thanks.

[Superman Prime]

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I wonder if I'd get a discount at the crematory since he's already mostly burnt."

[X Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
BATMAN (thinking to himself): Poor Clark. He doesn't know I had a steamy threesome with Lois and Lana last night. And he'll never know.....:hehe:

SUPERMAN (thinking to himself): Poor Bruce. He doesn't know I engaged in some raunchy S+M bondage with Catwoman last night. And he'll never know.....:hehe:

[X Knight]

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Children. As our good friend Batman has just demonstrated.....THIS is why you don't play with fire."

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?"
BATMAN: "No. I haven't."
SUPERMAN: "Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?"
BATMAN: "Nope. Didn't do that either."
SUPERMAN: "Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?"
BATMAN: "No."
SUPERMAN: "Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
BATMAN: "No."
SUPERMAN: "Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?"
BATMAN: "I said NO!"
SUPERMAN: "...................awww....c'mon Bruce. Lighten up will you? Don't you want more out of life than just dressing up like a bat and fighting crime?"
BATMAN: "I.....I......I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell. And for once it might be grand. To have someone understand. I want so much more than they've got planned....."
SUPERMAN: "......ummmm...sure you do Bruce......."
BATMAN (thinking to himself): "Sigh.......no one understands me....."

(for extra brownie points, can anyone name the two movies where these lyrics came from?)

[Superman Prime]

"Pocahontas" and "Beauty and the Beast". I was raised on Disney movies.

[Superman Prime]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6968/kissf.png

SUPERMAN: "One small step for tongue. One giant leap for tonguekind."

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6968/kissf.png

SUPERMAN: If only every couple could have sex in low gravity, no one would have to bother to buy Viagra or put on silicon again!

[X Knight]

"Pocahontas" and "Beauty and the Beast". I was raised on Disney movies.

BINGO!! you, my friend, have won a warm, gooey, delicious brownie!! :awesome:

oh....and classic Disney films FTW!! :awesome:

[super-t]

Glad i could help panthro lol

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww179/myuserid23/Wallpaper/DeathofBatman.jpg

Supes- (Sigh) if i told him once i told him a thousand times....make sure you turn the batmobile OFF before u replace the thruster...geez.

[X Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
SUPERMAN: "I'll trade you my level 62 Squirtle for your level 59 Pikachu."
BATMAN: "Deal!!"

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

(after a night of clubbing )

BATMAN: "Wow Clark! I didn't know you had it in you. You're quite the charmer!"
SUPERMAN: "I know!"
BATMAN: "No girl stands a chance against you."
SUPERMAN: "It's true Bruce! And I've got my sights set on THAT ONE!"
BATMAN: "Miss Lane? The Daily Planet's ace reporter?"
SUPERMAN: "She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry!"
BATMAN: "But she's....."
SUPERMAN: "The most beautiful girl in the city. That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best?"
BATMAN: "Well of course. I mean you do. But...."
SUPERMAN: "Right from the moment when I met her, saw her. I said she's gorgeous and I fell......Here in Metropolis there's only she.....who's as beautiful as me. So I'm making plans to woo and marry......"
BATMAN: "Well....you better hurry. She just got into the car with Lex Luthor."
SUPERMAN: "Son of a *****!"

[super-t]

^ ahahahahahaah bravo bro

[super-t]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg

Supes- Bruce...i wanna thank you for all that uve done, i mean theres not way i could have told that little blind kid that the dog he was holding was dead. How can i ever repay you?

Bat- (fruity smile)

[X Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg

Supes- Bruce...i wanna thank you for all that uve done, i mean theres not way i could have told that little blind kid that the dog he was holding was dead. How can i ever repay you?

Bat- (fruity smile)

:hehe:

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

BATMAN (dying): "Clark! You came back!"
SUPERMAN: "Of course I came back. I couldn't leave......oh.....this is all my fault. If only I had gotten here sooner."
BATMAN: "Maybe.....maybe it's better this way....."
SUPERMAN: "Don't talk like that. You'll be all right. We're together now. Everything will be fine. You'll see."
BATMAN (caressing SUPERMAN'S cheek): "At least.....I got to see you....one.....last.....time....."
(BATMAN dies)
SUPERMAN: "No......Please......Please......don't leave me........I love you!"
WONDER WOMAN: ":wow:........"(backs slowly out of the room)

[super-t]

^ ahaha whoa indeed

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

Supes- I told you not to let Supergil on top.

Bat- Shutup.

[super-t]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

WW- Omg what happened?

Supes- He uh.....told me to throw him the remote.

[Webhead2006]

haha good ones loved the lois one too

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
BATMAN: See, this garoyle is staring at your junk... And it´s laughing.
SUPERMAN: ...

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/001EarlyJusticeLeaguePromoSheet.jpg

(after falling through the rabbit hole, the Justice League proudly stand atop a hillside, surverying Wonderland)

SUPERMAN: "Ummm.....guys.......it looks like we're not in Kansas anymore."
BATMAN: "No s**t Sherlock!"
WONDER WOMAN: "That's funny.....I figured there would be a Yellow Brick Road or something for us to follow.....that's what it said in the brochure......"
AQUA MAN: "I told you guys this wasn't the way to Oz. I told you we needed to jump into that giant tornado. But......nooooo.....no one ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to me......We just haaadddd to take that shortcut through that ******* rabbit hole!"
GREEN LANTERN: "Oh...quit whining! I thought it was a shortcut, OK! Wait! WTF!! Did I just see a creepy grinning cat face float by??!! Man...this place is ****** up!"
FLASH: "Hey. Look guys! There's a tea party going on! And there's a strange man with a weird hat on who looks an awful like Johnny Depp! Let's go ask him for directions! Maybe he can tell us how to see the wonderful Wizard of Oz!"
SUPERMAN: "All right gang. Let's go!"
BATMAN (thinking to himself): "Sigh....This is the last time I go on a roadtrip with the gang....."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/001EarlyJusticeLeaguePromoSheet.jpg

(after falling through the rabbit hole, the Justice League proudly stand atop a hillside, surverying Wonderland)

SUPERMAN: "Ummm.....guys.......it looks like we're not in Kansas anymore."
BATMAN: "No s**t Sherlock!"
WONDER WOMAN: "That's funny.....I'd figure there would be a Yellow Brick Road or something for us to follow....."
AQUA MAN: "I told you guys this wasn't the way to Oz. I told you we needed to jump into that giant tornado. But......nooooo.....no one ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to me......"
GREEN LANTERN: "Oh...quit whining! Man...this place is ****** up"
FLASH: "Hey. Look guys! There's a tea party going on! And there's a strange man with a weird hat on who looks an awful like Johnny Depp! Let's go ask him for directions!"
SUPERMAN: "All right gang. Let's go!"
BATMAN (thinking to himself): "Sigh....This is the last time I go on a roadtrip with the gang....."
Lots of great ones, but if I can only pick one to give the laughing icons to, it's this one: :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanChasingSuperman.jpg
AQUAMAN: "Come back here with Nolan!"
SUPERMAN: "Dude for the last time you have to wait your turn before getting the Nolan touch!"

[X Knight]

thanks Panthro! But you didn't like my Beauty and the Beast ones? :( :oldrazz:

[Excel]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/001EarlyJusticeLeaguePromoSheet.jpg

Batman: Ok guys, pelvic thrust one 3, 2 - KAL!

[Superman Prime]

Great stuff guys, especially the "wait your turn with Nolan" one.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanChasingSuperman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Say hello to SpongeBob for me."

AQUAMAN: "That's it!!"

[Panthro]

thanks Panthro! But you didn't like my Beauty and the Beast ones? :( :oldrazz:
I liked the Beauty & the Beast ones, it's just I felt like I had to pick a caption to give the :hehe: icon to, so I flipped a coin. :cwink:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanChasingSuperman.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Say hello to SpongeBob for me."

AQUAMAN: "That's it!!"
Hehe, get him Aquaman!

[X Knight]

I liked the Beauty & the Beast ones, it's just I felt like I had to pick a caption to give the :hehe: icon to, so I flipped a coin. :cwink:

I'm glad you liked them, too, Panthro. :yay:

Beauty and the Beast ( along with Little Mermaid ) is my favorite movie of all time. So, I really had fun doing those captions........lol.

Nothing like transposing classic Disney lines to our favorite superheros.........:hehe:

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanChasingSuperman.jpg

AQUAMAN: "You foul barbarian! Give me back my daughter! I will not let you corrupt my precious Ariel!!"
SUPERMAN: "Dude.....just chill.......for the last time.....you are NOT King Triton........and Ariel is NOT your daughter! And stop stalking the poor girl! It's creepy. I mean.....she's only 16!"
AQUAMAN: "Sebastian! Find me Sebastian!"
SUPERMAN ( thinking ): "No wonder the rest of us ignore him.......the dude's got serious issues!"
BATMAN ( on intercomm link ): "Clark....did you retrieve it? Did you get back my Platinum 2-disc Little Mermaid dvd set that Arthur stole from the Batcave?"
SUPERMAN: "Yes, Bruce. I did get it back. Your dvd is safe."
BATMAN ( on intercomm link ): "Thank the heavens above. No harm has come to my precious Ariel!"
SUPERMAN ( thinking ): "Sigh........."

[Superman Prime]

All right, I wouldn't mind some Disney time.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AquamanChasingSuperman.jpg

AQUAMAN: "Superman, you are no match for the dark magic of that sea witch Ursula!"

SUPERMAN: "Dude, I want her to sing "Poor Unforunate Souls" to me."

[Webhead2006]

great aquaman/superman ones. And the alice in wonderland one was classic.

[Panthro]

Hehehehe, gotta love superheroes & Disney.


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/LexJoker.jpg
LEX LUTHOR: "So what's your call sign?"
JOKER: "Just call me F***y McF***-F***."
LEX: "That's too long and complicated. I'll just call you F***y."


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/66802623.png
LOBO: "How dare you suggest that Cinderella was a more attractive princess than Belle from Beauty & the Beast!"
SUPERMAN: "Oh for the love of god..."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/SupermanChokingBatman.jpg
SUPERMAN: "How many times have I told you not to sell Lois's underwear over the internet?!"
BATMAN: "But I was getting really good prices for them!"

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "OMG!! What happened, Bruce!! Are you OK??"
WONDER WOMAN: "Oh please, Clark. Don't be such a girl. It's only a minor flesh wound. Bruce will be fine in no time. Besides, look at him. Even on the sick bed, he's still got that angy scowl on his face....."
BATMAN (thinking): "Damn it! That woman's good. Too good.......She saw right through my ruse. I'll have to think of another way to avoid going on that roadtrip. After what happened last time, I don't think my body or mind can handle it. Plus, I didn't even get Johnny Depp's autograph."
WONDER WOMAN: "And don't think you're not going on that roadtrip with us, Bruce. This time, I've got it all planned out. It's a place called Pandora. It's going to be so much fun! Right Clark?"
SUPERMAN: "It's going to be AWESOME!"
BATMAN (thinking): "oh dear........"

[LightningFlash]

Wow. Bruce looks so pissed off.

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "OMG!! What happened!?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Bruce got caught spying on Mulan while she was bathing in the lake."
SUPERMAN: "BRUCE!! Is that true!?"
BATMAN: "Yeah. And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that pesky cricket.......and that dog named Scooby-Doo."
SCOOBY-DOO (offscreen): "Scooby, dooby, DOO!"
SUPERMAN (whispering in BATMAN'S ear ): "So.....was it worth it?"
BATMAN (whispering back): "Totally!"
WONDER WOMAN: "I heard that!"
BATMAN & SUPERMAN: "..........."

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Are we there yet?"
BATMAN: ".........."

[Webhead2006]

fun ones

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Seriously. Who names their son Bambi?"
BATMAN: "Parents with a sick, twisted sense of humor. :o"

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/66802623.png

LOBO: "I'll rip out your intestines and skip rope with them!!"

SUPERMAN: "I'll tear out your testicles and eat them in a salad."

LOBO: "Good one."

SUPERMAN: "Thanks."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/66802623.png

SUPERMAN: "His foul body odor is... overwhelming me. Must... keep... fighting..."

[X Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg

BATMAN (thinking): "One of these days, Clark. One of these days....POW!! Right in the Kisser!!"
SUPERMAN (thinking): "One of these days, Bruce. One of these days....BANG!! ZOOM!! Straight to the Moon!!"

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "All your bases are belong to us."
BATMAN: "..............."

[Superman Prime]

^ Hahahahahahaha

Can't go wrong with crappy translations.

[SuperMike335!!]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "you mean to tell me that you bothered putting a coffee machine in the batmobile, but you don't have creamer?
BATMAN: .......

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Y'know, Bruce. After all this time, I still can't figure out what we are doing here. where exactly we are going. or what in god's name I am drinking....."
BATMAN: "It's all part of the plan......."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

VOICE IN DRIVE-THRU SPEAKER: "Wercome to $h!tty Wock, take order preez."

SUPERMAN: "I can tell you're trying your hardest not to laugh."

[kedrell]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

Diana: "ME..WANT..SNU-SNU!!!"
Bruce: "I need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised."

[Panthro]

Super-Bats, Prime, ked, you all get a big: :hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Superman Prime]

Thanks.

[Webhead2006]

some nice ones there.

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

[ultimatefan]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
SUPERMAN: You know what I learned in the latest Justice League STV movie? There´s a parallel Earth where your franchise is struggling and I´m DC´s most popular character!
BATMAN: Well, I discovered an Earth where super powered beings don´t exist, you´re just a loser bumbling reporter, and I´m the most powerful superhero in the world.
SUPERMAN: I discovered an Earth where you´re gay.
BATMAN: I discovered an Earth where you´re a puppy serial killer.
SUPERMAN: What the hell? You gotta be kidding.
BATMAN: Seriously, nobody adopts puppies in that Earth cuz of the horrible things you do to them. There´s a massive dog neutering campaign and everything.
SUPERMAN (sad): I... I must see that for myself, I can´t believe...
BATMAN: I also discovered an Earth where Aquaman is the most popular member of the league.
SUPERMAN: ...
*both burst into laughter*
SUPERMAN: Okay,NOW I know you´re just yanking my chains!
BATMAN: Can you imagine? But huh, the puppy killing thing was serious.
SUPERMAN: Damn.

[X Knight]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/super.jpg
SUPERMAN: You know what I learned in the latest Justice League STV movie? There´s a parallel Earth where your franchise is struggling and I´m DC´s most popular character!
BATMAN: Well, I discovered an Earth where super powered beings don´t exist, you´re just a loser bumbling reporter, and I´m the most powerful superhero in the world.
SUPERMAN: I discovered an Earth where you´re gay.
BATMAN: I discovered an Earth where you´re a puppy serial killer.
SUPERMAN: What the hell? You gotta be kidding.
BATMAN: Seriously, nobody adopts puppies in that Earth cuz of the horrible things you do to them. There´s a massive dog neutering campaign and everything.
SUPERMAN (sad): I... I must see that for myself, I can´t believe...
BATMAN: I also discovered an Earth where Aquaman is the most popular member of the league.
SUPERMAN: ...
*both burst into laughter*
SUPERMAN: Okay,NOW I know you´re just yanking my chains!
BATMAN: Can you imagine? But huh, the puppy killing thing was serious.
SUPERMAN: Damn.


:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

poor Aquaman.......

thanks ultimatefan, webhead, panthro!

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Tell me, oh great detective, why are cats so ******** cute?"
BATMAN: "They just are, Clark. They just are."

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Why so serious, Bruce? Let's put a SMILE on that face!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Why so serious, Bruce? Let's put a SMILE on that face!"
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Gotta love Superman getting all Jokerized.

All the other captions were great guys.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I told you sleeping with the Hulk's girlfriend was a bad idea, but did you listen to me? Noooooooooooooooo."
BATMAN: "F*** you."

[Zorex]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Tell me, oh great detective, why are cats so ******** cute?"
BATMAN: "They just are, Clark. They just are."
This one is flippin' hysterical. :up:

[Superman Prime]

Panthro's last caption: :hehe:

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "I told you what would happen if I saw any Kryptonite stored in the Bat Cave."

[Superman Prime]

http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/fans/mark-zieba-1-l.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Nolan taking on my franchise. . . has made Hulk green with envy."

[Webhead2006]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
Superman: "So Bruce, will nolan help salvage my film series?"
Batman: "Well, Clark if he doesnt you are royally screwed!!!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, great stuff all around!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg
SUPERMAN: Hey, you´d be pissed too if you had to listen to him talk with William Baldwin´s voice for almost two hours...

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CoffeeShot.jpg
Superman: "So Bruce, will nolan help salvage my film series?"
Batman: "Well, Clark if he doesnt you are royally screwed!!!"

Too sad and true to be funny. If the next one is a dud, we won't be getting our next Superman film for a couple of decades.

I believe it will turn out great, though.

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Oh man. Now we won't get to sit in the Batmobile, drink coffee, and BS at least for another three weeks."

[Superman Prime]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Sorry. I love the hell out of you, Bruce. That's why that hug was so tight."

BATMAN: "Do hugs include sucker punches? I don't think so."

[ultimatefan]

Love the "coffee in the batmobile" one.

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CrisisBatman.jpg
BATMAN: Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to grab some booty tonight!

http://www.benparksfordesigner.com/witty_name/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/catwoman.jpg
Catwoman: I think I just got in the heat...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/OracleBrainiacVirus.jpg
Oracle: I´´let you tie me up to the chair...

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/characters/who-images/huntress.gif
Huntress: I´ve been a bad girl, punish me...

http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/627/627227/talia-al-ghul-20050619064725979_640w.jpg
Talia: Just bring protection, the last thing the world needs is another Damien...

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Superman%20family/177838-lois-lane_400.jpg
lois: Damn, I haven´t been touched by a successful superhero in decades...

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/amartinezjr7/superheroes/Superman34.jpg
Superman: Hey I got Nolan too now! Give me a couple years of patience, will ya?!

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p192/sto_vo_kor_2000/Comic%20Books/DC%20Superheroes/Superman%20family/177838-lois-lane_400.jpg
lois: Yeah yeah, I remember when you said the exact same thing about Bryan Singer...

[Superman Prime]

^ Dude, that's harsh.

[Superman Prime]

Love the "coffee in the batmobile" one.

Thanks. I liked the "popular Aquaman" one.

[X Knight]

great stuff guys!!

loved the "coffee in batmobile" one too......lol

[ultimatefan]

^ Dude, that's harsh.

I know I know. I´m so going to hell:hehe:

[Panthro]

http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/fans/mark-zieba-1-l.jpg

SUPERMAN: "Nolan taking on my franchise. . . has made Hulk green with envy."
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

I liked your other captions too Prime.

[Panthro]

http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/fans/mark-zieba-1-l.jpg
HULK: "Why yes, Hulk is a Silver Age Supremacist when it comes to DC. how did you guess?"

[kedrell]

^ Dude, that's harsh.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.....:hehe::hehe::hehe:

An oldie but a goodie:

http://i41.tinypic.com/m0mfq.jpg

Clark : "Look Ma, no hands!"
Bryan Singer: "Look Ma, no talent!"

[kedrell]

http://i29.tinypic.com/2cckys7.jpg

I...I just give up. Do with this one what you will.

[kedrell]

http://i44.tinypic.com/15g2k3k.jpg

Diana: "Wow! Those kryptonite roofies really worked. Now to ensure that there won't be any future superkids to screw up anymore movies."

[Superman Prime]

You ain't seen nothin' yet.....:hehe::hehe::hehe:

An oldie but a goodie:

http://i41.tinypic.com/m0mfq.jpg

Clark : "Look Ma, no hands!"
Bryan Singer: "Look Ma, no talent!"

For that, I reward you a brownie. Beware, it's made of iron ( ;) ) !

[Superman Prime]

http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/fans/mark-zieba-1-l.jpg
HULK: "Why yes, Hulk is a Silver Age Supremacist when it comes to DC. how did you guess?"

:hehe: It comes out at last.

[Superman Prime]

http://i44.tinypic.com/15g2k3k.jpg

WONDER WOMAN: "Finally, I have you in my lasso, from which only truth is drawn. Tell me. Who do you think needs to play me in a live-action film?"

SUPERMAN: "Bridget Regan."

WONDER WOMAN: "Excellent. If you had said Megan Fox, it wouldn't have been good news for you."

[X Knight]

love the WW and Superman ones!!

[X Knight]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/BrokeBackBruce.jpg

WONDER WOMAN: "Sigh....Bruce. What was it this time? More spelunking?"
BATMAN: "Nope. Base jumping!"
SUPERMAN: "Base jumping? You mean like hang gliding?"
BATMAN: "Kind of."