The 'Impossible To Answer The Question' Thread

[thorandsurfer]

If a turtle loses it's shell, is it homeless or naked?

[SuperFerret]

It's dead. :dry:

[Majic Walrus]

/thread

[SuperFerret]

Let's think about this though, if a human lost their ribs, scapula, sternum, most of their spine, etc. would they be homeless or naked?

[CBGB]

If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what's baby oil made of?
If a fly loses its wings, is it now called a walk?

I know these aren't impossible, but I find them kind of funny.

[SuperFerret]

If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what's baby oil made of?
If a fly loses its wings, is it now called a walk?

I know these aren't impossible, but I find them kind of funny.

Baby oil is mineral oil.

A fly without wings typically dies before anyone can call it something.

[Majic Walrus]

Why don't we change the name of this thread to "Ask SuperFerret"?

[SuperFerret]

Too much effort.

[CBGB]

Baby oil is mineral oil.

A fly without wings typically dies before anyone can call it something.

:csad:

[knowsbleed]

Why?

[SuperFerret]

Why not?

[Prison Mike]

SuperFerret has an answer for everything! :wow:

[Pauchel]

Aaah!Maybe there who knows how to put a picture on your profile?
I do not know how to put on.

[SuperFerret]

Get at least 299 more posts. :up:

[Pauchel]

SuperFerret (http://forums.superherohype.com/member.php?u=16415)
Ок!

[Ipodman]

See... every question is possible to answer!

[SuperFerret]

Except for one.

[knowsbleed]

Why not?

Why why not?

[NotAHenchwench]

why?

why not?

yes!

[NotAHenchwench]

Aaah!Maybe there who knows how to put a picture on your profile?
I do not know how to put on.

Haha, you could read the FAQ that was sent to you when you joined...

[Pauchel]

Haha, you could read the FAQ that was sent to you when you joined...
Ha-ha...There is a delusion!

[Pauchel]

Does anyone know where to find the issue of "Shocker's first appearance in Amazing Spider-man, his number of comics?

[Colossal Spoons]

Let's think about this though, if a human lost their ribs, scapula, sternum, most of their spine, etc. would they be homeless or naked?

I used to think turtles could be removed from their shells and exist in a "naked" form much like a hermit crab. I blame Warner Bros cartoons and their Cecil character who could retreat/retract all the way into his shell and kinda hang out in there.

[AndThePickles]

I used to think turtles could be removed from their shells and exist in a "naked" form much like a hermit crab. I blame Warner Bros cartoons and their Cecil character who could retreat/retract all the way into his shell and kinda hang out in there.


They also had characters who could completely remove their shells, or who would pop out of them accidentally if they were being chased/scared. I can picture kids trying to remove turtles in real life from their shells after watching those cartoons :csad:

[SuperFerret]

Cartoons probably caused mass killings of chelonians, the same way that Finding Nemo caused a spike in live fish being flushed down the drain.

[Ugfugly]

If 1 in 5 Americans suffer from diarrhea, does that mean 4 out of 5 enjoy them?

[thorandsurfer]

So, is the turtle naked or homeless? Nobody has answered yet! :cmad:

[Colossal Spoons]

It's dead :huh:

[Captain America]

If it is 0 degrees celcius one day and it is twice as cold the next day how cold is it the next day?

[Harls]

Well, they have Double 0 sized jeans and clothes, sooo.... I'm assuming Double 0.

[wiegeabo]

If it is 0 degrees celcius one day and it is twice as cold the next day how cold is it the next day?

Either just under 18 degrees or just over 273 degress Celsius ;)

[Captain_BluTac]

If a man with multiple personalities jumps from a bridge to his death, has he just committed suicide or murder?

[wiegeabo]

Yes

[Captain_BluTac]

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb?

[thorandsurfer]

SuperFerret has an answer for everything! :wow:
Sorry I forgot about this thread.... a year later!!!!!!!!!! :doh:


But, superferret said it's dead above, however, before it dies, is it homeless or naked?

[NickNitro]

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb?


They cant, no opposable thumbs.


If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[wiegeabo]

Yes.

Whew. That was an easy one :)

[NickNitro]

A man is replacing a wheel on his car, when he accidentally drops the four nuts used to hold the wheel on the car, and they fall into a deep drain, irretrievably lost. A passing girl offers him a solution which enables him to drive home. What is it?

[wiegeabo]

Use a nut from each of the other three wheels.