Husband bails from moving vehicle after wife refuses to 'shut up'

[VampElvis]

Husband bails from moving vehicle after wife refuses to 'shut up'
http://www.theleafchronicle.com/article/20100514/NEWS01/100514025/
By JAKE LOWARY • The Leaf-Chronicle • May 14,
2010

A 23-year-old man jumped from a moving vehicle Thursday evening after his wife refused to "shut up," according to a Montgomery County Sheriff's Office report.

The report by Deputy Blake Neblett says the man, who was traveling with his wife and three children to Clarksville on Guthrie Highway, was arguing with his wife and told her to shut up.

When she refused, the man jumped from the moving vehicle.

The man sustained serious injuries and was flown by helicopter to Vanderbilt University Medical Center, where he is in critical but stable condition.

See this story and more in Saturday's edition of The Leaf-Chronicle.

[Maximum Carnage]

Lmfao!

[Immortalfire]

Geesh. :wow:

I bet they were probably arguing about something that isn't even that important.

[MessiahDecoy123]

He's probably in a full body cast listening to his wife rant right now.

He might've been better off turning up the radio. :huh:

[ttotheusher]

This headline is bloody genius. I laughed out loud for a good five minutes, for realz. She must of been a right *****!

[Maximum Carnage]

Seriously.. she must've been ****ing annoying! Lol!

[TEDDY]

Jeez... Women!


Am I right Fellas?

:hehe:





























... right fellas?


















:csad:

[terry78]

Ever since they got that right to vote, it's all been downhill.

[SuperFerret]

The saddest part of this is that he has three children already. People this stupid shouldn't breed.

[Raiden]

LOL, stupid man. Now he will never hear the end of it from his wife from his hospital bed. :hehe:

[Lighthouse]

The saddest part of this is that he has three children already. People this stupid shouldn't breed.

That's exactly what I thought.

[Immortalfire]

He's probably in a full body cast listening to his wife rant right now.

She's got him now. Muahaha

[Paradoxium]

Moral of the Story: Don't get married :woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

Just goes to show Men will do anything to get away from an annoying woman nagging them.

[Addendum]

Moral of the Story: Don't get married :woot:
:word:

[Colossal Spoons]

Hahahahahaha, I love this guy

He's probably in a full body cast listening to his wife rant right now.

He might've been better off turning up the radio. :huh:

lol, Johhny got his gun alright

[CrashNburn]

Some guys make false threats....and this guy follows through....take a lesson from this guy! hahaha

[Addendum]

Even awesomer if he was the one driving

[katie_girl09]

Why does no one find it sad that he would endanger his wife and children like that? The man is an idiot in more than one sense.

[Scourge2099]

He probably got injured after his wife grabbed the wheel. Ya'll know about how terrible women drivers are right guys ?:awesome:

[Figs]

I agree that it was stupid of him to endanger his children like that but the fact that he flipped out and jumped out of his car because of his wife...i'm going to assume his wife was a complete ***** and laugh in regards to her being in the car with no driver.

That still doesn't change the fact that his kids were in there as well but if it were just the wife, I would love to meet this guy and give him a high five and buy him a beer..once he's out of the hospital.

[Majic Walrus]

Next time she'll shup the hell up.

[Addendum]

Why does no one find it sad that he would endanger his wife and children like that? The man is an idiot in more than one sense.

If the wife was the one driving, then neither she or the kids were "endangered"

[katie_girl09]

If the wife was the one driving, then neither she or the kids were "endangered"
Somehow I doubt this story would have made waves if he weren't driving. And let's face it. In situations like this it usually is the man driving.

[E-Man]

This guy is 23, married, with three kids already. He probably tried to off himself for stupidly getting married at a young age. Too bad he never had a pimp hand to begin with. Haven't we learned anything from A Pimp Named Slickback yet?

[RockSP]

Judging by the marriages I've seen, his response was perfectly reasonable.

[Aesop Rocks]

Why does no one find it sad that he would endanger his wife and children like that? The man is an idiot in more than one sense.

Oh hey sup, Buzzkillington.

[Colossal Spoons]

Serious yo!

[Spidey-Bat]

Oh hey sup, Buzzkillington.

She's right though. If the woman was driving, they would have crashed before he could jump out.

[Metamorpho1977]

At least he didn't do the old "Shut up or I'm turning this car around." There has to be more to this story.

[E-Man]

She's right though. If the woman was driving, they would have crashed before he could jump out.

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8836/congratulationsyouwinth.jpg
Somebody get this man a tasty beverage!:awesome:

[Alex The Great]

God, whatever happened to the good ol' Backhand? huh? A swift backhnad and that *****'ll shut the **** up :o

[Colossal Spoons]

Alex saw the line, stared at it for a little while, spat on it, and jumped right over it lol

[Alex The Great]

Alex saw the line, stared at for a little while, spat on it, and jumped right over it lol
I also ****ed the line, and aborted the resulting baby :up:

[katie_girl09]

Oh hey sup, Buzzkillington.

Serious yo!
Awww. I feel so sorry for ruining your sexist pee-pee party. Not.

:p

[Aesop Rocks]

I bet you were the girl that he jumped from. :/

[katie_girl09]

I like intelligent men. So no.

[Aesop Rocks]

-jumps from thread-

[katie_girl09]

Later! :D

[Metamorpho1977]

I wouldn't jump out of a car with Katie in it.

[Addendum]

Awww. I feel so sorry for ruining your sexist pee-pee party. Not.

:p

Big difference between sexism and being against marriage. Besides, what's stopping a woman bailing from a moving vehicle if she gets annoyed with her husband?

[Colossal Spoons]

I wouldn't jump out of a car with Katie in it.

I'd jump out of a car with any chatty woman in it

I like intelligent men. So no.

You underestimate the irreversible damage a woman's rambling does to a man's brain, particularly the medulla :o

[JustABill]

I wonder if this is grounds for divorce? Their divorce papers should read:

Reason: He jumped from a car.
Reason: She's a naggy *****.

:awesome:

[Ace of Knaves]

Why did he jump from the car? She is the one who should of been removed from the moving automobile.

[E-Man]

I'd jump from a car if a woman told me she hasn't seen Iron Man 2 yet.

[Ace of Knaves]

See i'd rather kick her out... then maybe run her over a couple of times just for good measure :up:

[Rumpy Bulge Dubz]

This guy is 23, married, with three kids already.

this is the problem with MOST of today's youth.

[-Arya-]

One way or another, both of them are idiots.

[CrashNburn]

Well said! lol

For the record, I prefer unintelligent females...cause thats cool :awesome:

[Colossal Spoons]

See i'd rather kick her out... then maybe run her over a couple of times just for good measure :up:

You're ridiculous lol

[Majic Walrus]

I wouldn't jump out of a car with Katie in it.

Good thing, because if you did you'd hit the ground going mach 3.

[katie_girl09]

I'd jump from a car if a woman told me she hasn't seen Iron Man 2 yet.
Promise me you'd land on your head.

[Spider-Vader]

This man deserves a medal.

[Metamorpho1977]

Good thing, because if you did you'd hit the ground going mach 3.

That's what band aids are for.

[Hotwire]

Damn! It's funny, but I actually saw a teenager do this in a parking lot once. She was arguing with her parents and just jumped out of the moving car and started to walk away.

[ARROGANCE]

I would have kicked her out and drive as far as I can and never look back.

[Bad Superman]

Husband bails from moving vehicle after wife refuses to 'shut up'
http://www.theleafchronicle.com/article/20100514/NEWS01/100514025/
By JAKE LOWARY • The Leaf-Chronicle • May 14,
2010

:lmao:

I would've burped each time she talked and encouraged the kids to do the same. That would've driven her nuts.

[Sensi]

I like intelligent men. So no.
I love this. Haha

I was thinking to do what he did shows he might need to get some help.
It's sad they were arguing in front of the children. I think their problems are much deeper than ranting.

[CrashNburn]

I absolutely agree. They both clearly have issies to deal with...his being possibly more severe.

Most people on here are kidding around......um, I believe they are lol

[E-Man]

:lmao:

I would've burped each time she talked and encouraged the kids to do the same. That would've driven her nuts.

Hahahaha, yeah that would've been great.:hehe:

[Colossal Spoons]

Bad Superman is a genius

[Maximum Carnage]

Bad Superman's avatar is hilarious!

[Aesop Rocks]

The only time I'd jump from a car is when a girl is in it.

Because I run away from girls. They scare me.

[JP]

Somehow I doubt this story would have made waves if he weren't driving. And let's face it. In situations like this it usually is the man driving.
Sexist.

[Aesop Rocks]

super-sexist.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Why didn't he just punch her in the face and knock her out?

[Spidey-Bat]

Why didn't he just punch her in the face and knock her out?

Because then she couldn't make him a sandwich later.

[Lunar_Wolf]

Because then she couldn't make him a sandwich later.

What do you call a woman who can't make a sandwich? Single.


Ok, enough bad jokes.


For some reason this story made me think of this.
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[E-Man]

The only time I'd jump from a car is when a girl is in it.

Because I run away from girls. They scare me.

The first step to recovery is admittance. Now we can start the healing process.

[Aesop Rocks]

:csad:

[Bad Superman]

Hahahaha, yeah that would've been great.:hehe:

Bad Superman is a genius

Bad Superman's avatar is hilarious!

Thanks. :word:

The avy was done by either Hunter Rider or Showtime. Can't remember, it's been a while. The 100 X 100 conversion was made by [A].

[Mr. Earle]

She's right though. If the woman was driving, they would have crashed before he could jump out.
See i'd rather kick her out... then maybe run her over a couple of times just for good measure :up:
This guy is 23, married, with three kids already. He probably tried to off himself for stupidly getting married at a young age. Too bad he never had a pimp hand to begin with. Haven't we learned anything from A Pimp Named Slickback yet?:funny:

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

This guy is 23, married, with three kids already. He probably tried to off himself for stupidly getting married at a young age. Too bad he never had a pimp hand to begin with. Haven't we learned anything from A Pimp Named Slickback yet?

:woot:...Wait, I was married with 2 kids at 23!:csad:

Had my 3rd by 27:o

But my wifes nagging wasn't that bad, I mean come on every wife nags but I never wanted to jump outta a moving car with her and MY KIDS in it!

She must be be real NAGGER!!

:hehe:

[terry78]

:woot:...Wait, I was married with 2 kids at 23!:csad:

Had my 3rd by 27:o

But my wifes nagging wasn't that bad, I mean come on every wife nags but I never wanted to jump outta a moving car with her and MY KIDS in it!

She must be be real NAGGER!!

:hehe:

People who annoy you, indeed.

[Savage]

Holy crap! :wow:...:Applause!: This is a man who does not make threats.

[E-Man]

:woot:...Wait, I was married with 2 kids at 23!:csad:

Had my 3rd by 27:o

But my wifes nagging wasn't that bad, I mean come on every wife nags but I never wanted to jump outta a moving car with her and MY KIDS in it!

She must be be real NAGGER!!

:hehe:

I gotta admit that before I saw nagger, I thought you typed something completely different.:hehe:

[Golgo-13]

^LOL! That's exactly what i thought too........................hhhmmmm? :csad:

[Spider-ManHero12]

Lol!