The Official Avengers Caption Thread

[Hotwire]

We know we need one.

To start things off...
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Cap: We're here for the gang bang.

[Deaths Head II]

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Captain America: Wow, Hulk. I kinda imagined you would be taller.

Hulk: Shut up.

[Hotwire]

Watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8R9GiLImSw
And the picture need no caption.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/avengers-v1-276.jpg

[Drakon]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/avengers.jpg


Captain America: Finally. After two hours of getting Tony in his damn armor, we can get this photoshoot underway.....

Iron Man: Uh, Steve?

Captain America: Yea?

Iron Man: I gotta poop...

[louiebling$]

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Iron Man: When will they take the damn picture already!:cmad:

Cap:Who taught hulk "Blue Steel"????

Thor:By The Beard of Odin.....What is that Horrendous Smell!

*Antman jumps out of Thors nose and scurries away*

Antman: Thats what you get for eating my sandwich Bastard

[Hotwire]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/8bit.jpg
8bit Avengers Assemble!!!

[Hotwire]

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Cap stumbles upon an awkward moment while checking in on Thor and Iron Man up on Brokeback Mountain.

[Hotwire]

I put this in the Iron Man forum as well, but I think it fits here, too.
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Cap: You wanna watch it with that damn thing, Thor?!?!
Thor: Sorry.

[kedrell]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/avengers.jpg

Captain America: Wow, Hulk. I kinda imagined you would be taller.

Hulk: Shut up.

Ha! That's the first thing I noticed as well.

[bored]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/avengers.jpg

A line of impatient superheroes grows as Ant-Man refuses to leave the bathroom . Little do they know that it is the result of an unproductive date with the Wasp.

[Hotwire]

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Spider-Woman: WHICH ON OF YOU F'ERS ATE MY CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!

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Hulk: Hide Hulk. She have PMS.

[Hotwire]

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Thor: We, um, should, uh, probably help, Ms. Marvel.

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Cap: Um, no, no rush.
Iron Man: Yeah, she seems to, oh yeah baby, be, um handling herself just fine.
Hulk: Hulk handle self. UM, HULK MEAN, UH, HULK BUSY!

[Venom'sDad]

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Cheetah: Oh Marvel!
Ms. Marvel: Oh Cheetah!
Cheetah: Ohh Missss Marrr velll!!
Ms. Marvel: Ohh Cheeee tahh!!!
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/avengers.jpg
The Gang: :eek::eek::eek::eek:



Cap: Hulk...... not on my shield!

[Changeling]

Hahahahahha

[Spider-ManHero12]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/imt.jpg
Cap stumbles upon an awkward moment while checking in on Thor and Iron Man up on Brokeback Mountain. LOL! :woot:

[3dman27]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/catfight.jpg


tigra "don't forget our deaL winner gets a film franchise"
ms marvel" and I'M GONNA WIN"

[protocida]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: Hey, Tony! Did you changed you haircut?

[OptimusPrime114]

I noticed that the Avengers boards do not have a caption thread.

So I made one up!

Feel free to post hilarious scenes!

[Khemik@L]

Well Here Goes:

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/esosm_16.jpg

BRUCE: But What about Parker?
Mary Jane: Who? Peter? He cries too much, I'm looking for a man with more testosterone
BRUCE: Ahh I don't know
Mary Jane: C'Mon... I'll take places Betty can't take you

:hehe:

[Adenjo]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Adenjo/hulk_thor_bruce_banner_betty_ross.jpg
Betty : It was great Bruce....
Bruce : I sense a "but"
Betty : Could maybe "little bruce" get a little angry next time w're in the sack?

[ultimatefan]

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TONY STARK: Security, stop Ed Norton over there! And sedate him real fast cuz you know, you wouldn´t like him when he´s angry and all that...

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TONY STARK: What, one chick and nine guys?! I´d have never signed up for this crap if I knew it was going to be such a sausage fest!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

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CHRIS HEMSWORTH: "I have only one thing to say. I can easily beat up this entire cast. That is all."


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TONY STARK: "Damn it, I knew we shouldn't have nixed the Pyms! Sure everyone laughs at Hank Pym for being Ant-Man, but at least his lovely wife Janet, AKA: Wasp, would have given us all another chick to look at, to say nothing of igniting dirty fantasies of her and Natasha-"
NATASHA ROMANOV: "You do realize I'm right here, don't you?"
TONY: "Aw snap..."

[Panthro]

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TONY STARK: "I have only one thing to say. Testicles! That is all."

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IRON MAN: "Hey why the Hell are you in front?! The trailers said I'm leading the team in this cartoon!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "I've got to get a start on my viral marketing campaign!"

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic Fo- no wait's that's not right..."

[Panthro]

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WASP: "Damn, look at all this sausage... I'm intimidated yet aroused at the same time."

[bored]

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HULK: Doc, look what happen every time Hulk try to pee!

[ultimatefan]

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IRON MAN: They´re thinking of calling it "Iron Man And The Avengers!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Not on my watch!!

[ultimatefan]

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww125/chadfullerart/avengers2.jpg
HEMSWORTH: I can kick all your asses!
RDJ: Big deal, I can buy and sell all your asses and your families´asses! Now bring me a latte, lava hot, sugar, no cream, and real fast, kiddo!
HEMSWORTH: Yes sir.

[Panthro]

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IRON MAN: They´re thinking of calling it "Iron Man And The Avengers!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Not on my watch!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

Hehe, RDJ is such a bastard...

[Panthro]

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww125/chadfullerart/avengers2.jpg
RDJ: "Are we here for the gang bang? Really now people, isn't it obvious that we ARE the gang bang?:cwink:"

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "No way are we letting that little s*** Justin Bieber get his own film!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! The prospect of a Bieber movie makes one thing the 2012 maya prediction may be accurate...

http://www.avengersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/avengerscartoon.jpg
IRON MAN: Everybody now, jazz hands!!

[Panthro]

Thanks! The prospect of a Bieber movie makes one thing the 2012 maya prediction may be accurate...

http://www.avengersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/avengerscartoon.jpg
IRON MAN: Everybody now, jazz hands!!
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

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HULK: "No you cannot have a cameo in the Avengers film! Go back to Fox who you unwisely sold your souls to!"
THING: "Okay jeez, no need to get nasty..."

[ultimatefan]

^Thanks and poor FF, it was Avi Arad who sold their poor souls I believe.

http://www.avengersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/avengerscartoon.jpg
IRON MAN: C`mon Avengers, only together we can stop the Justin Bieber movie!

[ultimatefan]

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BLACK WIDOW: Can I have a bigger role in Avengers than I did in Iron Man 2?

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5526/hrmoviestills47.jpg
TONY STARK:How much bigger?

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BLACK WIDOW: Like, you know, actually having some character arc or something to do with the story that´s not a forced and contrived tie-in...

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF. Stupid Avi Arad...

[ultimatefan]

http://www.avengersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/avengerscartoon.jpg
IRON MAN:Mickey´s Club, assemble!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What the hell?!
IRON MAN: Sorry, it´s the whole franchise sinergy bullcrap...

[That person]

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HULK: Doc, look what happen every time Hulk try to pee!
:lmao: I can't look at that picture the same way again.

[bored]

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Cap: Avengers Assemble!
Thor: Eh, Hawkeye's firing his Minority Arrow again.
Iron Man: Dude, just go with it.

[Panthro]

http://www.avengersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/avengerscartoon.jpg
IRON MAN:Mickey´s Club, assemble!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: What the hell?!
IRON MAN: Sorry, it´s the whole franchise sinergy bullcrap...
:pal::pal::pal::pal:

The minority arrow was also funny. :awesome:

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

[ultimatefan]

http://www.avengersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/avengerscartoon.jpg
IRON MAN:Hurry Avengers, let´s get those cool GL aliens images before the studio shuts them down!

[Panthro]

http://www.avengersite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/avengerscartoon.jpg
IRON MAN:Hurry Avengers, let´s get those cool GL aliens images before the studio shuts them down!
:awesome: I like the way Iron Man thinks. :awesome:

[ironman29758]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengersearthsmightiest.jpg

Ant-man: Okay Every One Big Pose

Iron Man: You and Wasp not in the movie but you're in the cartoon?

Ant-Man: Shhh...If the producers hear me they might take me out of the this and have to wait untill Edgar finally makes his movie. I don't want to be remembered just for the horrible 90s Avengers cartoon and Superhero Squad. We can't all rely on riches, alcohol and Robert Downey Jr./Joe Favareu team.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengersearthsmightiest.jpg

Ant-man: Okay Every One Big Pose

Iron Man: You and Wasp not in the movie but you're in the cartoon?

Ant-Man: Shhh...If the producers hear me they might take me out of the this and have to wait untill Edgar finally makes his movie. I don't want to be remembered just for the horrible 90s Avengers cartoon and Superhero Squad. We can't all rely on riches, alcohol and Robert Downey Jr./Joe Favareu team.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Poor Ant-Man...

[Panthro]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Avengers, prepare for glory! Eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight we dine in HELL!!!"

[Panthro]

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We make our stand now, or there will be no one left to go to the chopper. If it bleeds, we can kill it."

[KalMart]

Disney/Marvel Corporate Summit, Fall 2016


Marvel CEO: Ladies and gentlemen...distinguished members of the board...today marks a momentous occasion. The culmination of our efforts, the top of the mountain. Nearly ten years ago...we shared a dream. A dream of solidarity...a dream of collaboration...of convergence..and above all...teamwork. It started with the Hulk, then Iron Man...Thor....then Captain America. Pillars of heroism and integrity...that which we as a society often aspire to, but rarely approach. Yet through our cinematic efforts over the past decade, and our collaboration with Disney...we can finally say, our day has come. A day that our respected competitors referred to as unattainable, unthinkable...even impossible. Yet here we stand...living proof that through the power of faith and determination...impossible is but a state of mind. The dream has come true....the summit has been conquered...mission accomplished.

So without further ado...it gives me great pleasure to introduce....the first true landmark achievement in 21st century pop culture...


http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/723/avcer.jpg

Board Member: Um...excuse me? What about the movie?

Marvel CEO: What movie?

Board Member: .....ooooooh boy....

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around guys!

[ultimatefan]

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ANT-MAN: How come I´m not in the movie? Edgar Wright is making my solo movie!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: After the box office results for Edgar Wright´s Scott Pilgrim, you´ll be lucky to appear in a Raid Commercial...

[Panthro]

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ANT-MAN: How come I´m not in the movie? Edgar Wright is making my solo movie!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: After the box office results for Edgar Wright´s Scott Pilgrim, you´ll be lucky to appear in a Raid Commercial...
Hahahahahahahahaha

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THOR: "No you cannot appear in our Avengers cartoon! Or the film! Or my film! Now get out and stay out!"

[ironman29758]

Hahahahahahahahaha

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THOR: "No you cannot appear in our Avengers cartoon! Or the film! Or my film! Now get out and stay out!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice One with Carnage and like the Ant Man joke with Scott Pilgrim.
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Iron Man: Congratulations Folks, 2 more Ant-Man jokes than what most of us expected. 4-22 more and we're going to throw a party for the whole hype(or just me).
Ant-man: I don't care as long as I'm noticed I'm all right.

[Panthro]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice One with Carnage and like the Ant Man joke with Scott Pilgrim.
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Iron Man: Congratulations Folks, 2 more Ant-Man jokes than what most of us expected. 4-22 more and we're going to throw a party for the whole hype(or just me).
Ant-man: I don't care as long as I'm noticed I'm all right.
Bwahahahahahahaha

And thanks.

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ANT-MAN: "Go get me a sandwich woman!"
WASP: "Oh God not this again... it starts with the sandwich, then the next thing you know he's having associative/disassociative personality disorder, calling himself Yellowjacket, then he'll want to have a cat and dog living together..."

[ironman29758]

Bwahahahahahahaha

And thanks.

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ANT-MAN: "Go get me a sandwich woman!"
WASP: "Oh God not this again... it starts with the sandwich, then the next thing you know he's having associative/disassociative personality disorder, calling himself Yellowjacket, then he'll want to have a cat and dog living together..."
thanks.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/The_Ultimates2_issue1.jpg
Giant-Man: you read what the Joss Whedon said about the Avengers movie.
Iron Man: That Robert Downey Jr. is so brilliant there going to call it Iron Man 3 FEAT other superheroes.
Giant Man: No "It will be a new story that has many things from different arcs of the comics in it. There is no one Avengers story that you can just do the way that you can do the origin of Spider-Man. You really have to cull from the original and The Ultimates, which is one of The Avengers titles." YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
iRON MAN: People are now going to have to appreciate us and will read us again wheather they want to or not.
http://www.camaro5.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=49437&d=1251394437
iRONMAN29758 IS A BIG ULTIMATE MARVEL FAN

[Rain]

http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo234/RANDOMmutant/Hulk4.jpg
Tony Robbins hungry!

[Panthro]

thanks.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/The_Ultimates2_issue1.jpg
Giant-Man: you read what the Joss Whedon said about the Avengers movie.
Iron Man: That Robert Downey Jr. is so brilliant there going to call it Iron Man 3 FEAT other superheroes.
Giant Man: No "It will be a new story that has many things from different arcs of the comics in it. There is no one Avengers story that you can just do the way that you can do the origin of Spider-Man. You really have to cull from the original and The Ultimates, which is one of The Avengers titles." YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS.
iRON MAN: People are now going to have to appreciate us and will read us again wheather they want to or not.
http://www.camaro5.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=49437&d=1251394437
iRONMAN29758 IS A BIG ULTIMATE MARVEL FAN

Hahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the Ant-Man stuff!

[ultimatefan]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/The_Ultimates2_issue1.jpg
IRON MAN: So, are we gonna be conflicted yet heroic characters like in the original Avengers or mostly self-absorbed douchebags like in Ultimates?
CAPTAIN:Whatever sells more tickets.

[ultimatefan]

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HULK: HULK SMASH MARK RUFFALO!
CAP: Oh give the man a break already, he was good in Zodiac!

[Panthro]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/The_Ultimates2_issue1.jpg
IRON MAN: So, are we gonna be conflicted yet heroic characters like in the original Avengers or mostly self-absorbed douchebags like in Ultimates?
CAPTAIN:Whatever sells more tickets.
:funny::pal::lmao::applaud:awesome:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengersearthsmightiest.jpg
HULK: HULK SMASH MARK RUFFALO!
CAP: Oh give the man a break already, he was good in Zodiac!
:funny::hehe::pal::lmao::applaud

[ultimatefan]

http://i50.tinypic.com/1671cma.jpg

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, here to present the Summer 2010 Special Movie Awards, Mr. Harvey Dent!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HarveyDent.jpg

HARVEY: And the winners are...

More doesn´t always mean better award: Iron Man 2!

Bandwagon gone off the tracks award: Clash Of The Titans in 3-D!

Pixar still rules all our asses award: Toy Story 3!

But other companies can also come up with a decent product award: Despicable Me!

Former action stars who can´t see they´re too old for this s*** award: The Expendables!

Former sex symbols who couldn´t see they were too old for this s*** even when they were sex xymbols award: Sex And The City 2!

Raped my childhood award: The A-Team!

Raped my still ongoing childhood award: The Last Airbender!

Blockbusters don´t have to be stupid award: Inception!

But stupidity apparently still makes money award: Grown Ups!

Girls suck (no pun intended) at being nerds award: The whole f***ing Twilight Saga!

Great franchise the studio f***ed up shows signs of life again award: Predators!

Great franchise the studio f***ed up and keeps f***ing up even further award: Shrek Ever after!

Upcoming release that looks better than most current releases award: Tron Legacy!

Upcoming release that suggests Armaggeddon is upon us award:

[Panthro]

Thanks a lot!

Cool stuff Enrique!

http://i50.tinypic.com/1671cma.jpg

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, here to present the Summer 2010 Special Movie Awards, Mr. Harvey Dent!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HarveyDent.jpg

HARVEY: And the winners are...

More doesn´t always mean better award: Iron Man 2!

Bandwagon gone off the tracks award: Clash Of The Titans in 3-D!

Pixar still rules all our asses award: Toy Story 3!

But other companies can also come up with a decent product award: Despicable Me!

Former action stars who can´t see they´re too old for this s*** award: The Expendables!

Former sex symbols who couldn´t see they were too old for this s*** even when they were sex xymbols award: Sex And The City 2!

Raped my childhood award: The A-Team!

Raped my still ongoing childhood award: The Last Airbender!

Blockbusters don´t have to be stupid award: Inception!

But stupidity apparently still makes money award: Grown Ups!

Girls suck (no pun intended) at being nerds award: The whole f***ing Twilight Saga!

Great franchise the studio f***ed up shows signs of life again award: Predators!

Great franchise the studio f***ed up and keeps f***ing up even further award: Shrek Ever after!

Upcoming release that looks better than most current releases award: Tron Legacy!

Upcoming release that suggests Armaggeddon is upon us award:
:hehe::funny::pal::lmao::applaud

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AScarlet_Witch__Vision_by_Craig_Hamilton_2.jpg
VISION: "But I don't understand it. We laugh together, we care for each other, we have highly proficient sex, I don't see why we can't get married."
SCARLET WITCH: "Look, we're ust different. Let's leave it at that."
VISION: "What do you mean different?"
SCARLET WITCH: "Mixed marriages just don't work. I'm afraid I'm gonna come home one day and find you screwing the toaster."
VISION: "You'll just have to trust me."
SCARLET WITCH: "Alright alright I'll marry you! But on one condition - I want a Jewish wedding. Speaking of which, are you circumcised?"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/NextAvengers.jpg
NEXT AVENGERS: "Hey, we're in the comics now! Isn't that great?"

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HULK: "Hulk Smash!!!"
THOR: "We Say Thee Nay!"
ANT-MAN: "I Have No Son!"
WASP: "Ditto!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Be Gone, Foul Creatures! Go Back To Your Crappy Low Selling DVD! There Is No Place For You Here! Go Back While You Still Can!"

[OptimusPrime114]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/NextAvengers.jpg
NEXT AVENGERS: "Hey, we're in the comics now! Isn't that great?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengersearthsmightiest.jpg
HULK: "Hulk Smash!!!"
THOR: "We Say Thee Nay!"
ANT-MAN: "I Have No Son!"
WASP: "Ditto!"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Be Gone, Foul Creatures! Go Back To Your Crappy Low Selling DVD! There Is No Place For You Here! Go Back While You Still Can!"

Dude, that's rude! I'll give the Next Avengers a chance in the comics!

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, especially the Next Avengers bash!

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/NextAvengers.jpg
NEXT AVENGERS: You may hate us, but look at how Marvel handles this: they release us as a DTV, which is usually where the more extreme, PG-13 stuff goes,and in the comics, which can be pretty violent too, and then they make a saturday morning cartoon they use the grown-up Avengers! How crazy is that?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/NextAvengers.jpg
NEXT AVENGERS: You may hate us, but look at how Marvel handles this: they release us as a DTV, which is usually where the more extreme, PG-13 stuff goes,and in the comics, which can be pretty violent too, and then they make a saturday morning cartoon they use the grown-up Avengers! How crazy is that?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, that's very crazy.

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THOR: "Watch our show or we will destroy you!"
OTHER AVENGERS: "What he said!"

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CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Yeah, we're the ones who got the guys at Marvel & Disney to cancel 'Wolverine & the X-Men' in order to ensure more money for our show! You got a problem with that?!"

[Panthro]

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AVENGERS [together]: Anything you can do we can do better. We can do anything better than you.
JUSTICE LEAGUE [together]: No, you can't
AVENGERS: Yes, we can
JUSTICE LEAGUE: No, you can't
AVENGERS: Yes, we can
JUSTICE LEAGUE: No, you can't
AVENGERS: Yes, we can, yes, we can.

THOR: Anything you can be I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
SUPERMAN: No, you're not
THOR: Yes, I am
SUPERMAN: No, you're not
THOR: Yes, I am
SUPERMAN: No, you're not
THOR: Yes, I am, yes I am

GREEN LANTERN: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
HAWKEYE: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
BATMAN: I can live on bread and cheese
WASP: And only on that?
BATMAN: Yes
WASP: So can a rat

ANT-MAN: Any note you can reach I can go higher
WONDER WOMAN: I can sing anything higher than you
ANT-MAN [higher]: No, you can't
WONDER WOMAN [higher]: Yes, I can
ANT-MAN: No, you can't
WONDER WOMAN: Yes, I can
ANT-MAN: No, you can't
WONDER WOMAN: Yes, I can
ANT-MAN: No, you can't
WONDER WOMAN: Yes, I can
ANT-MAN: No, you can't
WONDER WOMAN [very high]: Yes, I can

IRON MAN: Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything cheaper than you
BATMAN: Fifty cents
IRON MAN: Forty cents
BATMAN: Thirty cents
IRON MAN: Twenty cents
BATMAN: No, you can't
IRON MAN: Yes, I can, yes, I can

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Anything you can say I can say softer
FLASH: I can say anything softer than you
CAPTAIN AMERICA [softer]: No, you can't
FLASH [softer]: Yes, I can
CAPTAIN AMERICA: No, you can't
FLASH: Yes, I can
CAPTAIN AMERICA [ultra-soft]: No, you can't
FLASH [loud/angry]: Yes, I can, yes, I can!

FLASH: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
WASP: I can do it quicker and get even sicker
HERO LEX LUTHOR: I can open any safe
WASP: Without being caught?
HERO LEX LUTHOR: Sure
WASP: That's what I thought (you crook)

THOR: Any note you can hold I can hold longer
WONDER WOMAN: I can hold any note longer than you
THOR: No, you can't
WW: Yes, I can
THOR: No, you can't
WW: Yes, I can
THOR: No, you can't
WW [holds for very long time]: Yes, I can, yes, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can.
THOR: No, you can't - yes, you can

WASP: Anything you can wear I can wear better. In what you wear I'd look better than you
SUPERMAN: In my coat
WASP: In your vest
FLASH: In my shoes
WASP: In your hat
BATMAN: No, you can't
WASP: Yes, I can, yes, I can

FLASH: Anything you can say I can say faster
HAWKEYE: I can say anything faster than you
FLASH [super fast]: Noyoucan't
HAWKEYE [faster]: YesIcan
FLASH: Noyoucan't
HAWKEYE: YesIcan
FLASH: Noyoucan't
HAWKEYE: YesIcan
FLASH: Noyoucan't
HAWKEYE: YesIcan

BATMAN: I can jump a hurdle
WASP: I can wear a girdle
THOR: I can knit a sweater
WONDER WOMAN: I can fill it better
HULK: Hulk can do most anything
WONDER WOMAN: Can you bake a pie?
HULK: No
WW: Neither can I

BLACK PANTHER: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
WONDER WOMAN: I can sing anything sweeter than you
BP [very sweetly with a touch of Barry White]: No, you can't
WW [very sweetly]: Yes, I can
BP: No, you can't
WW: Oh, yes, I can
BP: No, you can't
WW: Yes, I can
BP: No, you can't
WW: Yes, I can
BP: No, you can't, can't, can't!
WW: Yes, I can, can, can, can!


AVENGERS [together]: "No, you can't!"
JUSTICE LEAGUE [together]: "Yes, we can!"

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff Panthro!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
IRON MAN: What you mean, "I´m more of an X-Men guy"?!

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IRON MAN: So, it was YOU who came up with Next Avengers!

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IRON MAN: Prepare to meet the REAL A-team, b****!
HULK: Hulk pity the fool who won´t watch this show!

[Panthro]

Thanks, great stuff Panthro!


http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
IRON MAN: What you mean, "I´m more of an X-Men guy"?!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
IRON MAN: So, it was YOU who came up with Next Avengers!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
IRON MAN: Prepare to meet the REAL A-team, b****!
HULK: Hulk pity the fool who won´t watch this show!
:pal::pal::pal:

[bored]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg

It seemed like an unusual weapon at first, but soon it was proven in battle, and the other Avengers truly grew to value Hulk's Cap-Fist.

[ultimatefan]

^I sure don´t wanna know where he puts his hand on that weapon...:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg

It seemed like an unusual weapon at first, but soon it was proven in battle, and the other Avengers truly grew to value Hulk's Cap-Fist.
Bwahahahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg

IRON MAN: Huh, what´s Batman doing in the group?
BLACK PANTHER: For the last f***ing time, I´m not Batman, I´m Black Panther!
IRON MAN: I thought that group was over!
BP: No, that was the Black PANTHERS, plural! I´m the Black PANTHER, singular! I´m the first black superhero, for Chrissakes!
IM: Really? I could swear that was Storm. Or Luke Cage.
BP: I´m a king, dammit!
IM: Well, so´s Namor, and he´s like a major league douche.
BP: You know what, f*** this! (leaves)
HAWKEYE: That´s right, good riddance!
IM: Amd now what´s Green Arrow doing here?

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg

IRON MAN: Huh, what´s Batman doing in the group?
BLACK PANTHER: For the last f***ing time, I´m not Batman, I´m Black Panther!
IRON MAN: I thought that group was over!
BP: No, that was the Black PANTHERS, plural! I´m the Black PANTHER, singular! I´m the first black superhero, for Chrissakes!
IM: Really? I could swear that was Storm. Or Luke Cage.
BP: I´m a king, dammit!
IM: Well, so´s Namor, and he´s like a major league douche.
BP: You know what, f*** this! (leaves)
HAWKEYE: That´s right, good riddance!
IM: Amd now what´s Green Arrow doing here?
THOR: "I swear by all mighty Odin that if you dare call me a He-Man lookalike I'll show this hammer so far up your ass you won't s*** right for 10 f***ing years!"
IM: ":wow:"

Hope you don't mind the add on. :cwink:

[ultimatefan]

Not at all.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg

ANT-MAN: See, me and Wasp are the real stars of the show! Cuz we´re gonna start airing in micro-episodes! Got it, micro-episodes?

IRON MAN: Why did we put him in the team again? Affirmative action, union policy, kiss PETA´s ass, what?

[Panthro]

Not at all.

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg

ANT-MAN: See, me and Wasp are the real stars of the show! Cuz we´re gonna start airing in micro-episodes! Got it, micro-episodes?

IRON MAN: Why did we put him in the team again? Affirmative action, union policy, kiss PETA´s ass, what?
ANT-MAN: "I was a founder in the comics and I was screwed out of the movie after Marvel lied to me about giving me my own solo film, ya gotta give me something!"

[ultimatefan]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg

IRON MAN: Hey congratulations Hank, yours was actually one of the coolest micro-episodes of the show so far!

ANT-MAN: Why, thank you Tony!

IM: Now you just have to sustain that for about 65 episodes and you may rise up to the B-list!

ANT-MAN: You mean A-list.

IM: Let´s not go crazy.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg

IRON MAN: Hey congratulations Hank, yours was actually one of the coolest micro-episodes of the show so far!

ANT-MAN: Why, thank you Tony!

IM: Now you just have to sustain that for about 65 episodes and you may rise up to the B-list!

ANT-MAN: You mean A-list.

IM: Let´s not go crazy.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Poor Hank.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg
These Are Your Avengers

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/164.jpg
These Are Your Avengers On Drugs.

Any Questions?

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

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TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, here to present tonight´s top ten list, Mr. Harvey Dent!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HarveyDent.jpg

HARVEY: Top ten comic book movie arguments nobody stands anymore:

NUMBER TEN: (insert here Chris Nolan, Sam Raimi, Bryan Singer, Jon Favreau, etc.) never directed a big budget blockbuster movie before, can he handle action?

NUMBER NINE: The CGI (insert here comic book character in early teaser with clearly unfinished FX) will look too cartoony!

NUMBER EIGHT: (insert here pretty much every actress who played the girlfriend/super heroine/femme fatale role) is not hot enough!

NUMBER SEVEN: (95% of the actors who played comic book characters, including Heath Ledger, Michael Keaton, RDJ, etc.) doesn´t look like the character!

NUMBER FIVE: Can´t the (pretty much every comic book villain) be just a one-dimensional moustache-twirling psycho instead of them trying to give him some humanity and sympathy?

NUMBER FOUR: (pretty much all the movies) didn´t have enough action!

NUMBER THREE: This is not consistent with the source material (even when the source material itself is anything but consistent)!

NUMBER TWO:The (comic book costume detail only hardcore fanboys find important and the rest of the world finds silly/corny/unnecessary, like trunks outside of pants) are iconic!

NUMBER ONE: This is not the true (their own favorite version of the character, even when there are dozens of those)!

[Panthro]

Thanks and hehehehehehehe

http://i50.tinypic.com/1671cma.jpg

TONY: Ladies and Gentlemen, here to present tonight´s top ten list, Mr. Harvey Dent!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/HarveyDent.jpg

HARVEY: Top ten comic book movie arguments nobody stands anymore:

NUMBER TEN: (insert here Chris Nolan, Sam Raimi, Bryan Singer, Jon Favreau, etc.) never directed a big budget blockbuster movie before, can he handle action?

NUMBER NINE: The CGI (insert here comic book character in early teaser with clearly unfinished FX) will look too cartoony!

NUMBER EIGHT: (insert here pretty much every actress who played the girlfriend/super heroine/femme fatale role) is not hot enough!

NUMBER SEVEN: (95% of the actors who played comic book characters, including Heath Ledger, Michael Keaton, RDJ, etc.) doesn´t look like the character!

NUMBER FIVE: Can´t the (pretty much every comic book villain) be just a one-dimensional moustache-twirling psycho instead of them trying to give him some humanity and sympathy?

NUMBER FOUR: (pretty much all the movies) didn´t have enough action!

NUMBER THREE: This is not consistent with the source material (even when the source material itself is anything but consistent)!

NUMBER TWO:The (comic book costume detail only hardcore fanboys find important and the rest of the world finds silly/corny/unnecessary, like trunks outside of pants) are iconic!

NUMBER ONE: This is not the true (their own favorite version of the character, even when there are dozens of those)!
:pal::hehe::funny::lmao::applaud

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "News Team, ASSEMBLE!!!"
AVENGERS: ":huh:"
CAP: "Oh sorry, I was watching Anchorman last night."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
THOR: "Alright, we did what you wanted, we cancelled Wolverine and the X-Men. Now hand over the documentation!"

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CYCLOPS/SCOTT SUMMERS: "Excellent. Gentlemen, you've not only done your country and fanbase a great service, but you've made this the happiest day of my life. And now you'll see that I'm a man of my word." [pulls out envelope labeled 'AVENGERS ORGY: USE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY'. He holds it out to the Avengers, then pulls back.] "But first, does anyone here object to me making a random cameo at some point on your show?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
AVENGERS [together]: "DON'T PUSH IT!!!"

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CYCLOPS: "Kidding! Kidding! I'm kidding!" [hands over the folder] "So, see you guys at Tony Stark's House of Ribs? My treat."

[bored]

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Vision: Hey guys, everyone's excited for the new show, right? Gonna assemble, save the world, all us Avengers!

Cap: Uh, yeah.

Giant Man: Eh, it's... gonna...

Black Widow: I can show everyone what a great hero I am!

Wasp: Yeah...

Thor: V-verily.

Vision: Wait, I'm confused. I thought we were all going to be on tv, you know, to get people excited about the movie?!

Iron Man: About that...

Wasp: Waitwaitwait, WHAT MOVIE?!

[Panthro]

^^^:pal::pal::pal:
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01Avengers.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Come! Let us clang our weapons together in a manly fashion and go forth and smite our enemies! Hmm, yes, manly!"
WASP: "...."
BLACK WIDOW: ":doh:"

[PyroChamber]

I don't suppose anyone can make a caption out of this...

http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy291/Hatch4421/600full-kat-dennings.png?1287105321

[Panthro]

I've seen jokes for that in the Thor caption thread.
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
IRON MAN: "That's him! That's the guy who banged Pepper while we were out fighting for truth, justice and the American way!"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/cap005.jpg
CYCLOPS/SCOTT SUMMERS: "Oh come on I thought she was Jean. I was drunk that night and I have a hard enough time trying to tell the red heads apart as it is."

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/avengers.jpg
IRON MAN: "KILL HIM!!!"
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/cap005.jpg
CYCLOPS: "Crap. Still, it was totally worth it."

[jediab]

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Fury: "That's it! I have had it! I have had it with these mother*****in nerds with these mother*****in cameras!"

[Panthro]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e201/lamfordie/hr_The_Avengers_1-1.jpg

Fury: "That's it! I have had it! I have had it with these mother*****in nerds with these mother*****in cameras!"
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe :awesome:

[Panthro]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e201/lamfordie/hr_The_Avengers_1-1.jpg
RDJ: "To Infinity And Be-"
HEMSWORTH: "I think that caption's already been done."
RDJ: "Quiet you!"

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: And that´s for your new cartoon version doing a blatant impression of Robert Downey Jr! I don´t sound like Chris Evans do I?
IRON MAN: Of course not, we don´t know if your movie´s a hit yet or not! For all we know it could be another Hulk!
CA: That does it, this shield is going Lorena Bobbit on yo d***!

[ultimatefan]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e201/lamfordie/hr_The_Avengers_1-1.jpg
RDJ: Am I doing the voice of Iron Man in the Avengers cartoon? No, but I understand the confusion...

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys!

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/CaptainAmericaBeatsIronMan.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: And that´s for your new cartoon version doing a blatant impression of Robert Downey Jr! I don´t sound like Chris Evans do I?
IRON MAN: Of course not, we don´t know if your movie´s a hit yet or not! For all we know it could be another Hulk!
CA: That does it, this shield is going Lorena Bobbit on yo d***!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The other one was funny too UF.

[kedrell]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg

Janet: "Just couldn't giant-size yourself a prophylactic, could you Hank?"
Hank: "Sorry."
Tony: "What I don't get is, who the hell blows their wad over Lady Liberty? I mean, she's all covered up!"
Steve: "Well..."
Tony: "Oh shut up! Of course YOU would!"
Thor: "Verily this cream of Hank will not be washing out of mine hair anytime soon."

[ultimatefan]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
CAP: I SAID trying a liposuction on the Statue of Liberty could never end well, but they didn´t listen to me! Damn you RPs, damn you all to hell!

[ultimatefan]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
CAP: Dammit Hulk! Hope those f***ing prime ribs were worth it!

[Panthro]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
CAP: Dammit Hulk! Hope those f***ing prime ribs were worth it!
Hahahahahahahahaha

[ultimatefan]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
CAP: Wasn´t it supposed to be delicious pudding?
IRON MAN; Yeah, but you know, it´s Marvel studios, low budget...
CAP: What is this then? Oatmill?
IRON MAN: Don´t think edible. Or manufactured. Or human. Or sanitary.
CAP: Dear God.
IRON MAN: YOu´ll need Him after being covered in this, yeah.

[bored]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg


Captain America: So, this is what superheroes do nowadays.
Iron Man: Okay, guys, we need a plan here, in a bad way.
Thor: Verily, the Odinson feels it best that we slink away quickly.
Giant Man: Anyone want to borrow some Pym Particles?
Thor: Aye.
Iron Man: I'll take three.

[Panthro]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg


Captain America: So, this is what superheroes do nowadays.
Iron Man: Okay, guys, we need a plan here, in a bad way.
Thor: Verily, the Odinson feels it best that we slink away quickly.
Giant Man: Anyone want to borrow some Pym Particles?
Thor: Aye.
Iron Man: I'll take three.
Hahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/6869/009livinglegend02932609.jpg
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Okay guys, that's it, we are never letting Grant Morrison or Bendis write for us again, agreed?"
AVENGERS: "Agreed."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/WaspXAntmanHiRez.jpg
WASP: "Gimme some sugar, baby."



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/WaspXAntmanHiRez.jpg
WASP: "Talk dirty to me, Hank. Talk that dirty talk!"
ANT-MAN: "Dirty in what sense? Dirty like a used car salesman? Dirty like a politician? Dirty like Joe Quesada? Help me out here."

[bored]

http://www.premiumhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/the_avengers__1_.jpg

Captain America: Well, this is kind of a cumbersome group, but it's the only way to satisfy the hard-core fans, so everyone get ready.

Hulk: Hulk ready for yet another close-up!

Yellowjacket: Man, when people find out that this flick is basically all about me, they are gonna be surprised.

Rick Jones: Bringing back the bell-bottoms, baby!

Moondragon: I wonder if Whedon can get me Summer Glau's phone number?

Red Wolf: The **** am I even doing in this picture?

[kedrell]

^hehehehehehehe, Red Wolf.

[Panthro]

http://www.premiumhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/the_avengers__1_.jpg

Captain America: Well, this is kind of a cumbersome group, but it's the only way to satisfy the hard-core fans, so everyone get ready.

Hulk: Hulk ready for yet another close-up!

Yellowjacket: Man, when people find out that this flick is basically all about me, they are gonna be surprised.

Rick Jones: Bringing back the bell-bottoms, baby!

Moondragon: I wonder if Whedon can get me Summer Glau's phone number?

Red Wolf: The **** am I even doing in this picture?
Hahahahahahaha

[Superhero 101]

Haha it would have been funnier if beast said that

[bored]

What Red Wolf said? Beast was an actual Avenger, and for a few years. Red Wolf literally teamed up with them once.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AScarlet_Witch__Vision_by_Craig_Hamilton_2.jpg
VISION: "Why are we not in the cartoon?!"
SCARLET WITCH: "Because I refused to do the casting couch game."
VISION: "Woman, you and I need to have a very long talk."

[kedrell]

http://i56.tinypic.com/8y9qo7.jpg

Hall: ""Behold gravity! In all it's glory!"

http://i53.tinypic.com/2ahcz1d.jpg

Thor: "Pretty lame, Franklin."

[bored]

http://i56.tinypic.com/8y9qo7.jpg

"Gravity is FAAAAAAAABULOUS!"

[Panthro]

http://i56.tinypic.com/8y9qo7.jpg
"I Am Not A Crook!"

[Panthro]

http://i56.tinypic.com/8y9qo7.jpg
"The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music!"

[Panthro]

http://i56.tinypic.com/8y9qo7.jpg
"YMCA! It's Fun To Stay At The YMCA!"

[kedrell]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2nbwtg7.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/212ajcn.jpg

[Panthro]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2nbwtg7.jpg

http://i55.tinypic.com/212ajcn.jpg
:awesome::awesome::awesome:

[bored]

Man, I really miss "Perry Bible Fellowship".

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/ThorVsWolverine_Preview.jpg
THOR: "Your movie sucked! And so did your cartoon!"
WOLVERINE: "Everyone's a critic- OW!"

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/DemonInBottleBoxingMatch.jpg
TONY STARK: "C'mon, I ain't afraid of you Mr. All-American Aryan! You and me, one on one, take you down! I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!"
STEVE ROGERS: "That sounded a lot more poetic coming from Muhammad Ali."
TONY STARK: "Shut up."

[bored]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/DemonInBottleBoxingMatch.jpg

Steve: You know it isn't really fair that you're wearing headgear and I'm not, Tony.
Tony: Dammit man, how many times must I explain to you that when we are in this ring, I am the Fantastic Foam Man! The Padded Avenger! Squishyhead!
Steve: You have a button on your chest that tells me where to hit to kill you.

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/DemonInBottleBoxingMatch.jpg

Steve: You know it isn't really fair that you're wearing headgear and I'm not, Tony.
Tony: Dammit man, how many times must I explain to you that when we are in this ring, I am the Fantastic Foam Man! The Padded Avenger! Squishyhead!
Steve: You have a button on your chest that tells me where to hit to kill you.
Hahahahahahaha

[Timstuff]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4910/ironman20312100009.jpg

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9430/thormoviestill1.jpg

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1665/thorhammertime.jpg

[Panthro]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/4910/ironman20312100009.jpg

Tony: "Yo MC, gimme a beat that I can kick my buddy's ass to!"

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9430/thormoviestill1.jpg

Thor: "Verily, my comrade!"

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1665/thorhammertime.jpg
Bwahahahaha

[lord-22]

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/joss_w11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1769&u=11807667)

joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers.

so here's your new accessories for the movie guys

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/hasbro11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1768&u=11807667)
Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!!

[Panthro]

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/joss_w11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1769&u=11807667)

joss whedon :as you know we are trying to keep a very tight budget on the production of The Avengers.

so here's your new accessories for the movie guys

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/hasbro11.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=1768&u=11807667)
Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth :damn you disney !!!!!!
Bwahahahahahaha

[bored]

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/hasbro11.jpg

Hemsworth: "Made in China".
Evans: "Meaning that the paint on these things is so full of lead they're scarier than the weapons that they're based off of."

[Panthro]

http://i70.servimg.com/u/f70/11/80/76/67/hasbro11.jpg

Hemsworth: "Made in China".
Evans: "Meaning that the paint on these things is so full of lead they're scarier than the weapons that they're based off of."
Bwahahahahahaha

[kedrell]

http://atoman.poke.pl/avengers/20/shot04.jpg

Janet: "A great rack is a terrible thing to waste."

[Panthro]

http://atoman.poke.pl/avengers/20/shot04.jpg

Janet: "A great rack is a terrible thing to waste."
:awesome:

[Zant]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/ThorVsWolverine_Preview.jpg
THOR: "Your movie sucked! And so did your cartoon!"
WOLVERINE: "Everyone's a critic- OW!"

LOL poor Wolvie at least he had a show which is better than the 90s show
Thor is just made because Hulk beat him to death

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AScarlet_Witch__Vision_by_Craig_Hamilton_2.jpg
SCARLET WITCH: "Uh, hon maybe this isn't the best time to ask Jan-"
VISION: "Hey Wasp, you busy?"


http://atoman.poke.pl/avengers/20/shot04.jpg
JANET: "Yeah, can't you see that I'm masturbating?"

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/01AScarlet_Witch__Vision_by_Craig_Hamilton_2.jpg
VISION: "Uh... never mind."
SCARLET WITCH: ":doh:"

[bored]

http://atoman.poke.pl/avengers/20/shot04.jpg

"Ugh, every time I fall asleep out here I have this awful dream that adults are ogling a character on an animated show ostensibly made for kids."

[Panthro]

http://atoman.poke.pl/avengers/20/shot04.jpg

"Ugh, every time I fall asleep out here I have this awful dream that adults are ogling a character on an animated show ostensibly made for kids."
:pal::pal::lmao::lmao::applaud:applaud

[iGiFF]

I figured it would be fun to have an Avengers caption thread. :awesome:

http://cdn.superherohype.com/assets/components/com_joomgallery/img_pictures/captain_america_4979/captain_america_trailer_screenshots_7644/trailer_screenshots_20110323_1712894341.jpg
STEVE: I've... got... to stop... that CAR!
http://cdn.superherohype.com/images/stories/captainamericanyc1.jpg
FURY: Steve Rogers, I come before you from the FUTURE. I must warn you that you will become a WWII superhero called Captain America and join a team called The Invaders, you will also hook up with Peggy Carter, punch Hitler in the face, that Johann Schmidt guy is actually the Red Skull, you will be frozen in the arctic and wont thaw out for some 60 years until I find you with mah right hand man Agent Coulson, and then you will be recruited to The Avengers where you will befriend Howard Stark's son, a god, and a green monster called The Hulk, and you will bang a close friend of mine, Sharon Carter, the niece of Peggy. Oh, and you are going to "die" and Bucky is going to take your place, only to find out you were put into some alternate universe. BTW, Im the realest person you are ever gonna meet.
http://www.infdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/INFphoto_1666371.jpg
CAP: Crazies these days...

[Punk&ComicBooks]

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/Samuel20L20Jackson20image20Nick20Fury201.jpg?t=130 3661181

Nick Fury: Please agent Coulson I hope you`re not reporting any bad news. My day started out so good, I had a good nights sleep, I had a big kahuna burger for breakfast, I had a good b.m. So I dont want to hear any bad news, now what you got for me?

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/untitled-2.jpg?t=1303661391

Agent Coulson: Well sir to be perfectly frank its bad! You see the Hulk is in one of his moods, Iron Man is drunk as hell, we still havent found Captain America, and now this big dumb blonde guy who showed up in New Mexico wont tell me who he is.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s182/punxchild1987/sam-jackson-nick-fury.jpg?t=1303661533

Nick Fury: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*****G AVENGERS ON THIS MOTHERF******G TEAM!!!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

[PSYLENTGuardian]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2114/nickfuryandcap4.jpg
STEVE: "So Nick, I've been listening to this modern music lately."
NICK: "I know you just got thawed out of World War II, but I really didn't expect you to listen to that."
STEVE: "You don't like it? She's a really good singer!"
NICK: "Steve... the singer's name is Justin Bieber."
STEVE: ":dry:"

[bored]

http://www.infdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/INFphoto_1666371.jpg


Must... not... let people act like Agent Coulson is actually going to be an Avenger...

[Panthro]

http://www.infdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/INFphoto_1666371.jpg


Must... not... let people act like Agent Coulson is actually going to be an Avenger...
Hehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2114/nickfuryandcap4.jpg
STEVE: "So Nick, I've been listening to this modern music lately."
NICK: "I know you just got thawed out of World War II, but I really didn't expect you to listen to that."
STEVE: "You don't like it? She's a really good singer!"
NICK: "Steve... the singer's name is Justin Bieber."
STEVE: ":dry:"
Hahahahahahahahaha

[protocida]

http://www.infdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/INFphoto_1666371.jpg


Must... not... let people act like Agent Coulson is actually going to be an Avenger...
http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/clarkyy.jpg
"You're gonna get tasered."

[bored]

http://www.**************.com/images/uploads/clarkyy.jpg

"Fear me, evil! You can never prevail against the awesome might of my receding hairline!"

[bored]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5800/msmarvel3.png

Kree 1: I have the strangest feeling we're about to get totally pwned.

Kree 2: Meh, you're probably just high.

[kedrell]

Chewy posted this in the Cap forum but I tgought it belongs here as well:

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae114/shhchewy/zoolanderdancegif.gif?t=1304663915

[Superhero 101]

hahahahaha

[Rowsdower!]

This has probably already been done, but what the hell...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/that-guy/iron-man-2-nick-fury.jpg
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king Skrulls on this mother****ing planet!

[Panthro]

This has probably already been done, but what the hell...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/that-guy/iron-man-2-nick-fury.jpg
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king Skrulls on this mother****ing planet!


Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/5800/msmarvel3.png

Kree 1: "She's gonna hit us in the nuts isn't she?"

Kree 2: "Yeah, probably."

Kree 1: "I sure hope my insurance can cover the damages."

[Panthro]

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/WaspXAntmanHiRez.jpg
WASP: "Take me Hank. Take me NOW."
ANT-MAN: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."



http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo261/8-2-B-4-9-5/Art/WaspXAntmanHiRez.jpg
WASP: "And when I get that feeling I need SEXUAL HEALING..."

[wobbly]

http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/AvengersPoster1.jpg

Hulk: "Did I remember my deodorant this morning?
Thor: "Nay, foul smelling ogre, let my lightning disperse thy pong"
Hawkeye: (whispering) "Right in the back of the head, when he aint looking..."
Cap: "Come back here Stark! Your only supposed to be a #####g Consultant!!"
IM: "Like anyone believed that one..."
Black Widow: "I can't think of anything funny to say so I will just spread my legs in a fan pleasing manner".

[bored]

http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/AvengersPoster1.jpg

Cap: "Do you hear all that screaming? Somebody is in danger! Avengers Assemble!"

Thor: "Thou doth realize that yon screaming is from all the fanboys driven to madness from the reveal of this photo, correct?"

[Panthro]

Funny stuff bored, wobbly.
http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/AvengersPoster1.jpg
IRON MAN: "A new day is dawning! The day of the Fantastic F- no wait that's not right..."

[Alientraveller]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg

IRON MAN: I'm the billionaire!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: I'm the patriot!
THOR: I'm the god!
HULK: I'm the nutjob!
BLACK WIDOW: I'm the chick!
HAWKEYE: I'm the average joe!
BYSTANDER: Hooray, it's Watchmen 2!
AVENGERS: Whoa, none of us are that whacked, you want Millar's Avengers down the hall.

[bored]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg

Iron Man: Hurry, Avengers! We took too long fighting Count Nefaria, now happy hour is almost over!

Hulk: Hulk have long day! Hulk need cocktail to unwind!

[psylockolussus]

Oh God that picture is like the best picture ever!

[Panthro]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg

IRON MAN: I'm the billionaire!
CAPTAIN AMERICA: I'm the patriot!
THOR: I'm the god!
HULK: I'm the nutjob!
BLACK WIDOW: I'm the chick!
HAWKEYE: I'm the average joe!
BYSTANDER: Hooray, it's Watchmen 2!
AVENGERS: Whoa, none of us are that whacked, you want Millar's Avengers down the hall.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

Yours was funny too bored.

[Panthro]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg
THOR: "We Shall Be The Fellowship Of The Ring!"
HULK: "Great! Where are we going?"

[Hotwire]

http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k598/Hotwire_Customs/spike-add-060411-7.jpg
Steve: (singing) Ohh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm OK!
Natalie: Stop that, you're embarrassing me!

[Hotwire]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg
Hulk: WHO STEAL HULK'S PANTS!!
Cap: Damn it, Tony!

[Panthro]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg
Hulk: WHO STEAL HULK'S PANTS!!
Cap: Damn it, Tony!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[bored]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg

Cap: Let's find Hulk's favorite pair of purple pants, Avengers!

Hawkeye: *muttering* Making me find somebody's pants. I'll show you!

[Superhero 101]

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/c0/4e284d163c98b/detail.jpg

cap: hey you....yes you there... i don't like you

[Raiden]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg

HAWKEYE: Why are we assemblying?
IRON MAN: I know this GREAT new restaurant. Follow me!

[The Caped Knight]

http://engaginglife.org/media/img/uncle_sam.jpg
Uncle Sam:I WANT YOU to join the U.S. Army!

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/c0/4e284d163c98b/detail.jpg
Captain America: NO I WANT YOU to Join The Avengers Initiative!

[04nbod]

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/c0/4e284d163c98b/detail.jpg

cap: hey you....yes you there... i don't like you

http://i55.tinypic.com/n3uh04.jpg

[Panthro]

http://engaginglife.org/media/img/uncle_sam.jpg
Uncle Sam:I WANT YOU to join the U.S. Army!

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/c0/4e284d163c98b/detail.jpg
Captain America: NO I WANT YOU to Join The Avengers Initiative!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

All this other stuff was great too. Hehe, Hawkeye reduced to finding the Hulk's pants...:awesome:

[Panthro]

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/c0/4e284d163c98b/detail.jpg
Captain America: "I want you... to stop wasting your hard earned cash on crappy movies like Michael Bay's Transformers and save it for movies that actually matter! Like my movie! And the Avengers due out next year!"

[itchyscratch]

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/c0/4e284d163c98b/detail.jpg
Yes, four double mocha lattes and Hulk said he wants a cupcake. That one there with the pink icing and chocolate sprinkles.

[Panthro]

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/c0/4e284d163c98b/detail.jpg
Captain America: "You stay classy, San Diego!"

[Panthro]

How Chris Evans said goodbye to Fox & the Fantastic Four -

http://x.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/6/c0/4e284d163c98b/detail.jpg
EVANS: "I wash my hands and feet of you!"

[PSYLENTGuardian]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg
http://i51.tinypic.com/5yu3rl.jpg

[Hotwire]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg

Cap: We're not flying, we're falling, with style!

Iron Man: Um, actually, Thor and I are, uh, flying.

Thor: Verily.

Cap: Ugh.

[Hotwire]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg
Cap: Look, right there! In Spider-Man's eye! I'm telling you, that's Venom! He's right there. F***! I can't be the only one seeing this.

[Panthro]

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg

Cap: We're not flying, we're falling, with style!

Iron Man: Um, actually, Thor and I are, uh, flying.

Thor: Verily.

Cap: Ugh.
hehehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg
Cap: Look, right there! In Spider-Man's eye! I'm telling you, that's Venom! He's right there. F***! I can't be the only one seeing this.
Hahahahahahahahaha

[Panthro]

http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/AvengersPoster1.jpg
BLACK WIDOW: "C'mon guys, thinking up a funny joke for me to say can't be that hard!"

[Dark Sentinel]

http://i53.tinypic.com/2aeut8p.gif

Batman: Bane, either I'm REEEEAAAALLY drunk, or you're not gonna like what's behind you.

Bane: I'm not falling for that. No ****ing way.

Batman: I'm serious! Look! *points*

http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1028/1860478a2super.jpg

Iron Man: Quick! We gotta finish em while they're plastered! It's the only way we can come out on top!

Thor: Thou hast much experience with this, Stark?

Iron Man: Would you shut up and shoot the damn lightning bolt?

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6865/banes.jpg
Bane: .....

To be continued?

[Hotwire]

http://www.kellcom.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/AvengersPoster1.jpg
Black Widow: Hey boys, Ryan said this outfit made me look fat.

Cap: He's a dead man! Let's go!

[ultimatefan]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg

Yeah, I´m talking to you! As you can see, I´ll get a more comics-accurate costume, so cut the whiny b****ing already, will ya?!

[bored]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg

"Look, patriots! It appears that my film has been significantly better-reviewed than "Green Lantern"! A good day for America!"

[Panthro]

All that stuff was awesome guys. :awesome:

[bored]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg

"Now evil, prepare to turn your head and cough!"

[Panthro]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg
CAP: "21st Century Villains, I Say To You... KNOCK OFF ALL THAT EVIL!!!"

[Hotwire]

http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k598/Hotwire_Customs/detail.jpg
Hulk: HULK... TWIST... TI**Y!!!

[Hotwire]

http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k598/Hotwire_Customs/gwegergvergte.png
NOM! NOM! NOM!

[Rowsdower!]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg

2012 Cap: My costume is more comic book accurate!

1943 Cap: At least I can still make a facial expression!

2012 Cap: It's not my fault! After they unfroze me, I started to age rapidly like Mel Gibson in Forever Young! They had to shoot me up with botox!

1943 Cap: Seriously?! That's my future? Screw it, then. I'm just going to ask the Red Skull to vaporize me while he still has the chance.

[Rowsdower!]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v142/that-guy/hu.jpg

"ARRGGHH!!! Why does every part of my body grow except my nose?!"

[Panthro]

Funny stuff Row. :awesome:

[Rowsdower!]

Thanks!

[kedrell]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg

Cap: "Now that the preliminaries are out of the way, ON TO GLORY AVENGERS!!"

[kedrell]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg

Cap: "You! Yeah, YOU! The guy in the front row who kept huming the Marvel Vs. Capcom theme during the action scenes in my movie! You're lucky I don't punch you in the junk."

[Panthro]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg
CAP: "Parents, I know times are tough, but a bad economy is no excuse to not teach your children the basic courtesy of turning their goddamn cell phones off and keeping their damn mouths shut during a goddamn movie! I did not risk my life time & again during the war only to get frozen & thawed out into a world full of dumb, spoiled bratty little kids with no manners!"

[ultimatefan]

great stuff all around guys!

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3271/avengerteaser0004layer1.png

TONY: Well, these losers don´t make as much money as I do, in fiction OR reality, but I guess I´ll have to work with them anyway...

THOR (whispers): As they say in Midgard, what a douche!

TONY: I heard that!

THOR: sorry.

[herolee10]

http://picju.com/images/4uyun6.jpg

Thor: (Thinking) Oh Jane...How I long for thee!

Steve: (Thinking) Sigh... If only Peggy were here...

Bruce: (Thinking) Betty, I miss you so much right now!

Black Widow: (Thinking/Rolls Eyes) Men....

[Hotwire]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2396/evans1gallerymain.jpg
Cap: For those of you who do not like my new suit, I do believe that, Hell, is in that direction.

[Hotwire]

http://picju.com/images/4uyun6.jpg
Thor, Bruce, and Steve (Thinking): I wonder if I've got a shot with Black Widow?

BW: Soooo, many choice! Mmmm.

Was that out loud?!?!

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys!
http://picju.com/images/4uyun6.jpg
THOR: "Verily, who would have thought that a team as mighty as we could turn against itself over something as trivial as debating who the one true Green Lantern should be..."

[Raiden]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg

The next person who insisted that I wear black leather like those X-Men gets my shield in the face.

[Hotwire]

Funny stuff guys!
http://picju.com/images/4uyun6.jpg
THOR: "Verily, who would have thought that a team as mighty as we could turn against itself over something as trivial as debating who the one true Green Lantern should be..."

Or any topic on the Batboards.

[4jsis4]

LOL amazing stuff you guys

[Panthro]

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg

The next person who insisted that I wear black leather like those X-Men gets my shield in the face.
Hehehehehehehehe


Or any topic on the Batboards.

Hehe, yeah that too.

[04nbod]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg

Thor:I whip my hair back and forth
Cap: LMAO, my sides!

[bored]

http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/19/Snapped-on-Set-Chris-Evans-Chris-Hemsworth-Film-The-Avengers-5-580x435.jpg

"Herpdyvengers Derpsemble!"

[mc7791]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Cap: we rock so much it hurts!
Thor: verily

[mc7791]

http://cdn02.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/19/Snapped-on-Set-Chris-Evans-Chris-Hemsworth-Film-The-Avengers-5-580x435.jpg
Announcer: where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
Thor: Captain what troubles thee?
Cap: remind me to never fight an alien horde just after eating 5 burritos

[mc7791]

http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k598/Hotwire_Customs/detail.jpg
Hulk: does this pose make me look fat?

[mc7791]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n237/mkrolfe/avengers.jpg
Cap: is this what we look like in 3D? man we look bad!
Hulk: not to mention I am about 2 feet shorter that what I should be.
Iron Man: I think they spent all the money on the CGI for my suit.
Thor: does that mean I will be without my helmet again? sigh now have to wait whiny fanboy backlash

[bored]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg

Just for a minute, let's all do the bump...

[mc7791]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Hemsworth: did I hurt you during that last scene Chris?
Evans: yes
Hemsworth: ok this will make you feel better. her we go round the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush, the mulberry bush
Evans: its not helping as matter of fact.. ROLFFFFF!!!!
Whedon: cleaned on 9th avenue!!

[Hotwire]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Thor: Served!

[Hotwire]

http://i51.tinypic.com/20tm87l.gif
Thor: I. SAID. NO. PARKING!!!

[Panthro]

All this stuff's good but this -

http://i51.tinypic.com/20tm87l.gif
Thor: I. SAID. NO. PARKING!!!
-had me laughing out loud for some reason.

[Panthro]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
THOR: "Where is my friggin' helmet?!"

[itchyscratch]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg

Thor: ... and then a step to the riii-iii-iiiiiiight.
Cap: Let's do the time warp agaaaaiiin. Ow!

[Panthro]

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THOR: "This is for not switching to Geico!"

[bored]

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"Next time, buy a damn hybrid!"

[Avenger]

Thor: GET...THE ****...
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Thor: ...OUT!

[Figs]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5451/avenger818113.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/29/avenger818113.jpg/)

Thor: We need to keep the pressure on these alien scum!
Captain America: Um...Thor...I can't fight any longer, I have a bad case of the runs right now. I need to find a bathroom, you're on your own!

[Superhero 101]

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/5451/avenger818113.jpg

Thor: THOR SMASH!!!!!

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[Avenger]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5451/avenger818113.jpg
Thor: "Captain, are you alright? Did this primitive contraption harm you?"
Cap: "It's okay, Thor, it just clipped me--"

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Thor: "Infernal machine! How dare you strike a friend of Thor Odinson?!"
Cap: "No, Thor, really, it's no big--"

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Thor: "RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"

[Figs]

Ok, that one is pretty damn good!

[Bren]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-2bWHnBJH2Fs/Tk8W6ZR1AeI/AAAAAAAACYk/g4ZU5zxy6t8/s800/IMG_3162.JPG

Asgardian Mead - Now in easy to use gym slurpy cups
Thor Odinson says "Aye!", shouldn't you?

[Raiden]

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Thor: This is what happens when you park at illegal zone!

[Wolvieboy17]

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Extreeeeeeeme squeegie!

God, Asgardian Window cleaners, amirite?!?!

[Panthro]

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THOR: "ARGH! Why can't the God of Thunder get a decent night's sleep anymore?! I go to bed at a reasonable time, I wake up at like 4:30 AM, I can't fall back to sleep, I try to do something to pass the time a bit before trying to fall asleep again but it doesn't help! Then I go to work and I'm half asleep for most of the day because I couldn't f***ing sleep!"
CAP: "So you godly types have that same problem eh? Believe me, I know how it feels."

[mc7791]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
THOR: "Where is my friggin' helmet?!"
Cap: also very importantly where is mine?

[mc7791]

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Thor: Fore!!

[mc7791]

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Thor: I dont think your insurance will cover this

[mc7791]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Thor: although the alien plasma beam did not hurt me it had a different effect.
Cap: and what is that?
Thor: really bad gas
Cap: this will be worse then when the Hulk had bad gas

[mc7791]

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Thor: take that alien scum!!!
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Cap: thanks for crushing those aliens that attacked us.
Thor: anytime my fellow Avenger!
Cap: but there is one small problem... that was my car!!
Thor: oops

[mc7791]

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Cap: do you hear that Thor?! its the worst thing I have even heard. Its like someone strangling a cat while gargling with razor blades!!
Thor: aye even the God of Thunder is affected by this effrontery to mine ears!! By Odins eye what could it be!!
Cap: oh my God!!! Look!!!
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2770/1147863.jpg

[Panthro]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Cap: do you hear that Thor?! its the worst thing I have even heard. Its like someone strangling a cat while gargling with razor blades!!
Thor: aye even the God of Thunder is affected by this effrontery to mine ears!! By Odins eye what could it be!!
Cap: oh my God!!! Look!!!
http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/2770/1147863.jpg
Hehehehehehe

[ultimatefan]

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THOR: YOU crossed the red light, a**hole!!

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THOR: FOUR dollars a gallon?!

[The Navigator]

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FURY: You're all here because you're the best of the best--Asgard, Russian Special Forces, Army rangers, Stark Industries. What will follow is a series of simple tests, from motor skills, concentration, stamina. It appears we have a question.

http://i.picoodle.com/911ijdpw.jpg
STARK: Uh, maybe you already answered this, but why exactly are we here?

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg
CAP: Captain Steve Rogers, graduate of West Point, with honors. We're here because you're looking for the best, of the best, of the best, sir!
(Tony chuckles)

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FURY: What's so funny, Stark?

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3271/avengerteaser0004layer1.png
STARK: Your boy Captain America over here...'best of the best of the best, SIR,' hehe, "with honors." He's just really excited and he has no clue why we're here.

[Wolvieboy17]

^^^Fury: Stark, how the hell did you get in and out of a tuxedo so damn fast?

Stark: Uh................. *jumps out of helicarrier window*

Fury: *Sigh* Not AGAIN!

[bored]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg

Thor: Hey Cap, how's it goi-AH BANANA PEEL!

Cap: Haha, that never gets old!

[lord-22]

http://picju.com/images/4uyun6.jpg
FURY: You're all here because you're the best of the best--Asgard, Russian Special Forces, Army rangers, Stark Industries. What will follow is a series of simple tests, from motor skills, concentration, stamina. It appears we have a question.

http://i.picoodle.com/911ijdpw.jpg
STARK: Uh, maybe you already answered this, but why exactly are we here?

http://i.imgur.com/aRRJG.jpg
CAP: Captain Steve Rogers, graduate of West Point, with honors. We're here because you're looking for the best, of the best, of the best, sir!
(Tony chuckles)

http://i.picoodle.com/beaijdpm.jpg
FURY: What's so funny, Stark?

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/3271/avengerteaser0004layer1.png
STARK: Your boy Captain America over here...'best of the best of the best, SIR,' hehe, "with honors." He's just really excited and he has no clue why we're here.

excellent

[mbnasir6]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5451/avenger818113.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/29/avenger818113.jpg/)

Thor: Maybe if we stand...completely...still...they won't notice us
Cap: :doh:

[White_Knight191]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqafqemIQU1r229z1o1_500.gif
Let's get this party started.

[Panthro]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqafqemIQU1r229z1o1_500.gif
Let's get this party started.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

All this other stuff is great; gotta love a Men In Black reference.

[ultimatefan]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5451/avenger818113.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/29/avenger818113.jpg/)

CAP: Holy s***, those damn aliens stole my kidney!!

THOR: WHAT?! Wait a second, one... two... Phew, testicles present and accounted for.

[Panthro]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5451/avenger818113.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/29/avenger818113.jpg/)

CAP: Holy s***, those damn aliens stole my kidney!!

THOR: WHAT?! Wait a second, one... two... Phew, testicles present and accounted for.
Hehehehehehehehehehe

[Panthro]

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THOR: "I can't believe I wasted my money on Transformers 3 - Dark of the Moon! Gimme my money back you stupid Autobot! Or Decepticon!"
CAP: "Thor, that's not an Autobot or a Decepticon, it's just an ordinary car."
THOR: "Quiet you!"

[Spectacular23]

Thor: GET...THE ****...
http://i51.tinypic.com/20tm87l.gif
Thor: ...OUT!

:hehe::hehe::hehe:

[mc7791]

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Thor: Boogie fever lets boogie down!!
Cap: thank God I missed the seventies!

[mc7791]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Thor: I want to be an airborne ranger I want to live a life of danger!!
Cap: Hey thunder dork that is my line!! I was an airborne ranger!!!

[mc7791]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Thor: Wonder twin powers activate!!
Cap: facepalm!

[kedrell]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
Thor: "Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy! Dai dai, dai dai dai dai dai, dai dai dai dai dai, dai dai dai dai dai dai dai!!! "
Cap: ":doh: Somebody put me back in the fridge, please."

[Panthro]

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/3300/spl307016001wm900.jpg
THOR: "No... Wire... Hangars... EVER!!!"
CAP: ":huh:"