View Full Version : SHH! NFL Pick 'Em 2010
Alex The Great
10-31-2010, 06:48 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I'm doing better than you :up:
I knew picking Tampa was a wise choice! :woot:
El_Citrus
10-31-2010, 06:54 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I'm still 4 points ahead overall.
Time to see what this Pitt defense can do against Breesus.
Alex The Great
10-31-2010, 07:01 PM
Touche :cmad:
ComicChick
10-31-2010, 07:42 PM
5 so far ugh
Immortalfire
10-31-2010, 09:16 PM
I'm sticking a fork in Dallas, and refuse to pick them again until MAYBE the Washington game late in the season. Green Bay, The Giants, Eagles, Saints, AND Colts still on their schedule?
I should have gone with my gut in San Francisco having the extra time to practice in London.
Oh Jets, oh Jets, how could you let all your points be eaten by Rex?
I went against SF because I thought David Carr was going to be their QB :whatever:
Kane52630
11-01-2010, 02:04 PM
Cmill216 better watch out, we are almost neck and neck
NewYorkSpider
11-01-2010, 02:45 PM
5 Points this week. Hopefully the Colts can give me 6 tonight.
Even if I can't win this, I'm hoping to keep my top 10 streak going.
Finishes:
2008 - 10th
2009 - 2nd
2010 - ?
I can't believe I lost by one game last year. :csad:
ComicChick
11-01-2010, 07:24 PM
a colts win can give me 6
Kane52630
11-02-2010, 11:04 AM
71 points :cool:
Immortalfire
11-02-2010, 11:08 AM
$50,000 fine on Norman for not making picks.
Immortalfire
11-02-2010, 11:16 AM
Norman apparently decided to pull a Randy Moss and refuse to be a part of things this week, but the standings proceeded anyway.
1. Cmill216, 72 pts
2. Kane52630, 71 pts
3. Immortalfire, 69 pts
4. Mister J, 68 pts
5. Hush, 67 pts
6. Matt, 67 pts
7. Go Web Go, 66 pts
8. Poeman, 65 pts
9. Dark Donnie, 64 pts
10. NewYorkSpider, 64 pts
11. KBX, 63 pts
12. Kaleb, 63 pts
13. The Incredible Hulk, 62 pts
14. El Citrus, 62 pts
15. vindrow, 62 pts
16. KALEL114, 61 pts
17. CalebYourMaster, 59 pts
18. Nell2ThaIzzay, 59 pts
19. Alex The Great, 59 pts
20. ComicChick, 59 pts
21. cyborg ninja 14, 57 pts
22. Franklin Richards, 56 pts
23. Venom's Dad, 56 pts
24. StorminNorman, 53 pts
Alex The Great
11-02-2010, 11:33 AM
Moving on up!
Back in the top five, all right!
LegendaryCaleb
11-02-2010, 03:36 PM
I wish I wouldnt have missed that week by 5 minutes...I counted and I would have had 9 right that week...pushin me up there beside Matt :(
El_Citrus
11-02-2010, 06:03 PM
My downward slide continues. Time to start picking some big upsets.
What are we? a little less than half the season done, thats about 9 more games and Im 9 points from first place!
Yep by looking at it that way, its definitely doable!
Kane52630
11-02-2010, 07:31 PM
What are we? a little less than half the season done, thats about 9 more games and Im 9 points from first place!
Yep by looking at it that way, its definitely doable!
ive been at a steady lead for most of the season, its just time before I knock Cmill out and take first place
ComicChick
11-02-2010, 07:56 PM
4 way tie!
So Technically your 17th CC, haha.
ComicChick
11-03-2010, 10:20 AM
that sounds better to me lol
Glad I could be of service M'lady.
Immortalfire
11-04-2010, 11:32 AM
This week's pick 'em buffet is going to be so divine, you would feed it to your dog.
Immortalfire
11-04-2010, 12:37 PM
You guessed it :woot:
Awesome sauce, except now I want Hooters wings.
Immortalfire
11-04-2010, 12:51 PM
I want a waitress to whom I can tell my life story.
I agree. It's like getting a whore for a $5 tip and no sex.
Alex The Great
11-04-2010, 01:27 PM
I want a waitress to whom I can tell my life story.
I will have to phone Carmen. She can be your waitress
Immortalfire
11-04-2010, 01:36 PM
There will never be another quite like GR87 :up:
Immortalfire
11-07-2010, 08:24 AM
Kansas City/Oakland is another close pick today..
Immortalfire
11-08-2010, 07:34 AM
Dang Chiefs :cmad:
Dang Texans :cmad:
Who the heck was that Cleveland team? :huh:
Alex The Great
11-08-2010, 08:58 AM
The New Cleveland Browns :o
Kane52630
11-08-2010, 08:59 AM
awesome, theres a buffer between me and the other guys down the list. Its just me and Cmill
7, lets hope for a pittsburgh win!
Alex The Great
11-08-2010, 12:28 PM
9 points if the Rapelers win :o
The Incredible Hulk
11-08-2010, 01:43 PM
crap, cant remember whether I made picks this week or not. I dont think I did. :(
Immortalfire
11-08-2010, 01:50 PM
No you did not. Commissioner smash. :cmad:
$100,000 fine on Hulk.
Now go feed the dog.
ComicChick
11-08-2010, 07:51 PM
wow i get back in town to see i have 8 points this week!
hoping for 9 :crossing fingers:
Immortalfire
11-09-2010, 07:10 AM
We're at the halfway point, and someone is going to suffer.
1. Cmill216, 82 pts
2. Kane52630, 81 pts
3. Mister J, 78 pts
4. Immortalfire, 78 pts
5. Go Web Go, 77 pts
6. Matt, 77 pts
7. Dark Donnie, 75 pts
8. NewYorkSpider, 75 pts
9. Hush, 75 pts
10. vindrow, 73 pts
11. Kaleb, 73 pts
12. Poeman, 73 pts
13. KBX, 71 pts
14. KALEL114, 70 pts
15. El_Citrus, 70 pts
16. ComicChick, 68 pts
17. CalebYourMaster, 68 pts
18. Alex The Great, 68 pts
19. cyborg ninja 14, 67 pts
20. Nell2ThaIzzay, 65 pts
21. VenomsDad, 64 pts
22. Franklin Richards, 63 pts
23. The Incredible Hulk, 62 pts
24. StorminNorman, 59 pts
BTW...don't forget there's a game Thursday, so be sure to make the pick.
Alex The Great
11-09-2010, 10:43 AM
Moving on up! :o
I ****ing fell 4 places in one weekend? Jesus.
I think it may be time for all or nothing. Im going to make a run, or come dead last. Outrageous picks here I come!
El_Citrus
11-09-2010, 06:34 PM
Damn me putting faith in Buffalo.
Damn whoever that team is out there wearing those Cleveland Browns' uniforms.
Damn refs for calling back that Arian Foster TD! :argh: *Prepares for a fine from The Hammer*
Damn Kansas City not putting Oakland away, and damn Oakland for still looking like a competant football team.
Damn Indy for breaking out those hideous throwbacks. Hopefully this loss keeps them from ever doing that again.
ComicChick
11-09-2010, 06:47 PM
i'm working my way up yay
NewYorkSpider
11-09-2010, 11:22 PM
I picked the Eagles to beat the Colts because I had heard that Andy Reid was 12-0 after a bye week. All worked out in the end. :yay:
Mister J
11-14-2010, 12:02 PM
There's some potential for a disastrous week here.
Immortalfire
11-14-2010, 03:15 PM
Seriously, the one day I don't pick Chicago, Jay Cutler actually has a competent day as a QB. Still 2 interceptions though.
StorminNorman has been dismissed from the league.
Mister J
11-14-2010, 03:27 PM
The pisstivity I feel by switching my CHI/MIN pick is balanced by my doing the same for DET/BUF.
I also move the picks involving the Texans be removed for the offerings. What a bunch of teases.
Immortalfire
11-14-2010, 04:41 PM
Today is gonna suck.
ComicChick
11-14-2010, 07:05 PM
4 points. wth :(
Immortalfire
11-16-2010, 08:43 AM
Week 10 standings are hotter than Lilly Robbins' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrxLUGzQ0E) dance moves.
1. Cmill216, 89 pts
2. Go Web Go, 87 pts
3. Kane52630, 86 pts
4. Mister J, 85 pts
5. Matt, 84 pts
6. Immortalfire, 83 pts
7. NewYorkSpider, 82 pts
8. Dark Donnie, 82 pts
9. Poeman, 81 pts
10. Hush, 81 pts
11. KBX, 80 pts
12. vindrow, 80 pts
13. KALEL114, 79 pts
14. El_Citrus, 79 pts
15. Kaleb, 78 pts
16. cyborg ninja 14, 74 pts
17. Venom'sDad, 73 pts
18. Nell2ThaIzzay, 73 pts
19. Alex The Great, 73 pts
20. CalebYourMaster, 73 pts
21. Franklin Richards, 72 pts
22. ComicChick, 72 pts
23. The Incredible Hulk, 70 pts
Immortalfire
11-16-2010, 10:27 AM
BTW...don't forget we have another Thursday game, so make the pick. :yay:
ComicChick
11-16-2010, 02:52 PM
geez i dropped like 6-7 spots :(
Venom'sDad
11-16-2010, 06:29 PM
StorminNorman has been dismissed from the league.
WOW! WHY? He was leading the Pack!?!
Immortalfire
11-16-2010, 06:59 PM
We booted him because we felt like it :o :oldrazz:
Immortalfire
11-18-2010, 10:24 AM
Tonight's buffet is roasted beetles, snake surprise, eyeball soup and chilled monkey brains.
Cmill216
11-18-2010, 10:49 AM
.....Think I'm gonna go ahead and pick up something from the Honker Burger.
ComicChick
11-18-2010, 09:21 PM
can you bring me something too Cmill?
ComicChick, who is the glorius being in your Avvy?
ComicChick
11-19-2010, 11:52 PM
Agent Sarah Walker from Chuck
aka Yvonne Strahovski
Immortalfire
11-21-2010, 07:39 AM
Lions/Cowboys is a tough pick...
El_Citrus
11-21-2010, 09:14 AM
Anyone else get the feeling Oakland could potentially go into Pittsburgh and take down the Steelers?
ComicChick
11-21-2010, 04:50 PM
wow i have 8 so far :eek:
that's twice as many right as last week
El_Citrus
11-21-2010, 08:51 PM
Anyone else get the feeling Oakland could potentially go into Pittsburgh and take down the Steelers?
Well, it's a good thing I don't listen to a good majority of my wonderous thoughts.
I've got 10 so far, with the Vickles taking care of the G-Men for a potential 11 point day.
I could have had 13 right now if the Tit-ans could have gotten it in gear and actually scored in OT, and if the Browns could actually tackle at the end of a ball game, and if the Bengals didn't stop mauling the Bills to choke on a veiny, triumphant Buffalo ****...Let that image sink in and try to sleep tonight.
Ive got 11 as well, I think a lot of us will easily get 10 plus points this week...
Immortalfire
11-21-2010, 11:31 PM
Lucky 13 :woot:
Hopfully I will get a 12 pointer this week!
Franklin Richards
11-22-2010, 02:13 PM
People keep dropping out making me lower and lower. What the fudge?
:argh:
:doom: :doom: :doom:
ComicChick
11-22-2010, 06:36 PM
i have 12 so far!
why does everyone else have to have a great week the one time i do? :argh:
El_Citrus
11-22-2010, 07:17 PM
11 and I'm only going to jump a couple spots. Points for everybody! :argh:
Immortalfire
11-22-2010, 07:21 PM
I miss your weekly damnings, Citrus. lol
ComicChick
11-22-2010, 07:30 PM
week's not over yet
El_Citrus
11-22-2010, 07:32 PM
I already used up my "Bengals choking on a veiny, triumphant Buffalo ****" joke already though.....Damn.
Also, with my pick tonight that I've got a bad feeling about, I think I'll be tacking tonight's pick onto the Damn List.
Immortalfire
11-22-2010, 10:51 PM
3 turkey bowls this week...make the picks! :word:
Cleveland and Carolina are a toss up this week. Same with Houston and Tennessee.
Immortalfire
11-23-2010, 12:04 PM
Deputy J complained that he wouldn't feed the chilled monkey brains to his dog. :csad:
Trying to make the perfect recipe caused a delay in posting standings.
1.Go Web Go, 101 pts
2. Cmill216, 101 pts
3. Mister J, 98 pts
4. Immortalfire, 97 pts
5. Kane52630, 96 pts
6. NewYorkSpider, 95 pts
7. Poeman, 94 pts
8. Dark Donnie, 94 pts
9. Matt, 94 pts
10. Hush, 93 pts
11. Kaleb, 92 pts
12. KBX, 92 pts
13. El Citrus, 90 pts
14. vindrow, 90 pts
15. KALEL114, 89 pts
16. Alex The Great, 88 pts
17. cyborg ninja 14, 86 pts
18. ComicChick, 85 pts
19. The Incredible Hulk, 83 pts
20. Franklin Richards, 83 pts
21. CalebYourMaster, 83 pts
22. Nell2ThaIzzay, 83 pts
23. Venom'sDad, 82 pts
12 Point swing still gets me nothing.
ComicChick
11-23-2010, 07:09 PM
back in Top 20 yay
El_Citrus
11-23-2010, 08:14 PM
Damn Cincinnatti for forgetting they were playing Buffalo and laying down and taking the throat-banging chokefest of the season against the Bills.
Damn Tennessee for looking Rusty out there. AH HA! AH HAAAA! YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?! :dry::dry::dry:
Damn Cleveland for looking like the BROWNS again and forgetting how to tackle at the end of a game.
Damn San Fran for forgetting where the endzone is and that Ronde Barber plays for the OTHER team with red on their uniforms.
Damn Denver for taking a 12 guage bullet to the skull and putting their season down for the rest of the year. As a bonus, damn Tim Tebow for not lifting the entire team up like a football Jesus to victory while holding his clipboard on the sideline.
Well, at least I moved up in the rankings. Shooting for the Top 10!
Immortalfire
11-25-2010, 11:32 AM
Today I'm thankful for the ever faithful help of our Deputy Commish, Mister J. Without him, I'd have no one to share the fine money I collect from you, with.
I'm also thankful for you the pickers...well, most of you. :oldrazz:
Be blessed!
Commissioner 'fire
ComicChick
11-25-2010, 03:32 PM
1 for 1 so far yay, hoping to go 3-3 for the day
Poeman
11-25-2010, 04:05 PM
Do we do playoffs as well in this pickem?
Immortalfire
11-25-2010, 04:37 PM
No sir, it's not designed for such....yet.
But my Minister of Playoffs, NewYorkSpider sets up a playoff pool each year that goes from round 1 to the Super Bowl, and anyone can take part in that.
The winner of said pool gets to make the 2011 NFL thread.
Damn me for trusting the Cowboys!
Franklin Richards
11-26-2010, 07:10 PM
That game could've gone either way. Damn them for trusting Roy Williams.
Friggin' T-Sipper.
:argh:
:doom: :doom: :doom:
Poeman
11-26-2010, 08:20 PM
No sir, it's not designed for such....yet.
But my Minister of Playoffs, NewYorkSpider sets up a playoff pool each year that goes from round 1 to the Super Bowl, and anyone can take part in that.
The winner of said pool gets to make the 2011 NFL thread.
That I am aware of, as I won the playoff pool last year and made the 2010 thread :o
Immortalfire
11-28-2010, 11:49 AM
Redskins/Vikings in the Sunday afternoon toilet bowl. Who to pick :whatever: :huh:
ComicChick
11-28-2010, 06:14 PM
7 pts so far yee
Alex The Great
11-29-2010, 06:17 PM
I had a pretty good week! :up:
Immortalfire
11-29-2010, 07:24 PM
That I am aware of, as I won the playoff pool last year and made the 2010 thread :o
Sorry. I was still in help mode after assisting a noob earlier. lol
Immortalfire
11-30-2010, 12:26 PM
The competition is hotter than a Titans/Texans fists of fury deathmatch.
1. Go Web Go, 111 pts
2. Cmill216, 110 pts
3. Mister J, 109 pts
4. NewYorkSpider, 107 pts
5. Immortalfire, 107 pts
6. Dark Donnie, 106 pts
7. Kane52630, 106 pts
8. KBX, 105 pts
9. Matt, 105 pts
10. Poeman, 104 pts
11. Kaleb, 102 pts
12. Hush, 102 pts
13. Alex The Great, 101 pts
14. El Citrus, 101 pts
15. KALEL114, 100 pts
16. vindrow, 100 pts
17. Nell2ThaIzzay, 97 pts
18. cyborg ninja 14, 97 pts
19. The Incredible Hulk, 95 pts
20. Franklin Richards, 95 pts
21. CalebYourMaster, 94 pts
22. ComicChick, 94 pts
23. Venom'sDad, 92 pts
Don't forget this week's Thursday game!
Alex The Great
11-30-2010, 12:32 PM
Aw YeeeEaaaAaaah! MoovIng oN UP!
ComicChick
11-30-2010, 04:50 PM
i dropped soooo far
El_Citrus
11-30-2010, 08:43 PM
In light of the holiday weekend, I've chosen to praise the three teams that played on Thanksgiving and gave me a perfect score for Thursday.
I'm thankful for Roy Williams. Without Roy's overconfidence in thinking he's a #1 receiver, he may have actually scored held onto that football and completed the Cowboys' victory.
I'm thankful for Tom Brady. Once he finally dramatically flicked his perfectly layered locks out of his eyes at halftime, he saw that he was playing the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving and threw 4 touchdowns.
Finally, I'm thankful for the Cincinnatti Bengals offering themselves up like a sacrificial turkey to the New York Jets in what was the easiest pick for me to make.
With that out of the way, back to the damnings!
Damn ME for betting against Atlanta at home, even against the Packers. (Sorry, Commish 'Fire).
Damn the Jaguars for...Wait, why should I care about the Jags? Even their fans don't. NEXT!
Damn the Raiders for having what looks like a Lohan-sized relapse.
Damn Peyton Manning. I don't like your commercials. I don't like that you're the QB AND head coach of the team. I don't like that you look and sound like you should be operating the drive-thru of a Mickey D's, and yet you have enough money to buy one, and I especially don't like that you through NOT ONE, but TWO pick 6's to the Chargers...............[/rant]
slow and steady wins the race!
I need another 12/13 point performance...
Poeman
11-30-2010, 11:34 PM
Its clutch time...Its time to make risky and underdog picks to win this.
Not much time left.
ComicChick
12-01-2010, 10:23 AM
picks are in
Picks are in and I hate that im in 12th when at one point I was in the top 5.
Oh J, you're so naive. The Colts are going to wind up winning the weak as hell AFC South which will result in the AP voting Manning as MVP and justifying it by saying, "the injured Colts wouldn't have stood a chance if not for Manning."
Immortalfire
12-01-2010, 11:04 PM
More lyies and nonsenses from Matty.
(but he's probably right)
Immortalfire
12-02-2010, 02:25 PM
In the pick 'em league meetings this week, in which we really do nothing, the conversation led to tonight's NFL game, or the Heat/Cavaliers. Wondering which one my ever faithful deputy commissioner would be checking out, I pondered the following interview...
Tonight you my friend, have the opportunity to watch either the Heat/Cavaliers, or the Texans/Eagles. What have you thought about this process?Well, you know, it's all about entertainment value, and more specifically,what's best for Mister J.
How many people know your decision right now?Not a damn one. You know how unnecessarily secretive I can be.
One hand or two hands?I drive with one hand because I let to have one arm kinda leaning out of the window or have a free hand to enjoy my burger or to randomly flip off other drivers as a violate innumerable traffic laws. To hell with 10 to 2 formation.
When did you decide? Originally, I believe I decided when the NBA schedule was released, but my psychosis weighs on me at times. I can't be really sure of most things unless I write them down. Even then, sometimes I wonder who the hell has been in my apartment or office and left this note. I can't be fully certain I won't respond to this PM again later today. However, in the name of brevity, let's say I decided when the schedule was released. Does that work?
So does the team that you're going to watch tonight, that you'll announce in a few minutes, do they know your decision? It's possible. I called into the Texans' office earlier this week to pass along my congratulations to Andre Johnson (from The U :up:) on whipping Cortland Finnegan's ass, but the ****ers wouldn't patch me through to his cell. I cursed a couple of people out, then we had some good times laughing at how big of a baby Vince Young is. I'm near certain that somewhere during my profane tirade, I mentioned what I'd be watching Thursday night. Either that specifically or it was a crass remark about the mother of whoever I was talking to and what she'd likely be doing Thursday night. I can't really recall right now. I also called the Heat offices earlier this week to ask if they knew where I could get a good deal on a Kevlar vest. They spare no expense in the Heat front office and I'm sure they'll be prepared in full for all levels of vitriol and aggressive acts from angry Clevelanders. It's possible I could have made another slip of my viewing intentions during my attempts to sweet-talk Rebecca, the receptionist.
Who in this process, have you taken advice from and who has had the biggest influence? As if I would ever take advice from anyone or otherwise be influenced. There's been a lot of speculation here and a but, and the end of the day, Mister J has to do what's best for Mister J and there's no one better qualify to act on behalf of Mister than Mister J. Mister J says so.
What was the major factor, the major reason in your decision? Gee, I didn't write this down, but I'm of the mind currently that it had something to do with Mister J doing what's best for Mister J. Mister J is good about making that a recurring theme in Mister J's decisions.
Do you have any doubts about your decision? As if. :funny:
I'm beyond reproach.
Alright...Mister J, the Hype world wants to know. Texans and Eagles, or LeBron's return to Cleveland: J...what's your decision?This evening... and, man, this is very tough, I'm going to take my sitting talents to my couch and my viewing talents to in front of my TV (likely with some food, where the aforementioned talents will be joined by my eating talents) and watch the team that people continually cite as playing in South Beach (even though the bloody arena is no where near South Beach) and watch the Miami Heat. That's the conclusion I woke up with this morning. I feel like this gives me the best opportunity to win (the Daily Random Sports Fan Viewing Contest) and win multiple times tonight... if they change it from a daily contest to an hourly one. And not only just to win on Thursday, but to win on any night of the week and I think I can compete down there, err out on my couch.
How do you explain this to the people in Cleveland? Well, basically, **** 'em. I hope the Heat beats the Cavs' asses and I hope the Dolphins beat the Browns on Sunday. Jersey-burning, sports-inflicted misery-wallowing loons. Of course, that's just for the hucksters that take this stuff too seriously. I wouldn't be opposed to randomly running into a few rational Cleveland fans and talking shop over some glorious hot wings from Hooters, where we could all discuss a true universal sports villain... that no good ass Brittney Favre.
By the way, check with me later. I'm likely to have video of an overly elaborate celebration in my apartment where I preen around and talk about winning the Daily Random Sports Fan Viewing Contest... not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, times.
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We thank Mister J for his participation in this interview. His deputy commissioner contract has been extended for another 10 eons.
The Incredible Hulk
12-02-2010, 03:24 PM
The sad part is that I missed an entire week of picks and I'm still ahead of some of you... ;)
ComicChick
12-02-2010, 04:23 PM
:argh:
VampElvis
12-02-2010, 05:05 PM
The competition is hotter than a Titans/Texans fists of fury deathmatch.
1. Go Web Go, 111 pts
2. Cmill216, 110 pts
3. Mister J, 109 pts
4. NewYorkSpider, 107 pts
5. Immortalfire, 107 pts
6. Dark Donnie, 106 pts
7. Kane52630, 106 pts
8. KBX, 105 pts
9. Matt, 105 pts
10. Poeman, 104 pts
11. Kaleb, 102 pts
12. Hush, 102 pts
13. Alex The Great, 101 pts
14. El Citrus, 101 pts
15. KALEL114, 100 pts
16. vindrow, 100 pts
17. Nell2ThaIzzay, 97 pts
18. cyborg ninja 14, 97 pts
19. The Incredible Hulk, 95 pts
20. Franklin Richards, 95 pts
21. CalebYourMaster, 94 pts
22. ComicChick, 94 pts
23. Venom'sDad, 92 pts
Don't forget this week's Thursday game!
Fire, are ya'll just picking winners or picking against the spread?
Immortalfire
12-02-2010, 05:29 PM
Winners only. No spread.
Mister J
12-05-2010, 12:19 PM
Apparently, I missed switching a pick to Buffalo by a few seconds. I got a late and sudden feeling that the Old Dongslinger was going to engage in epic fail today. Alas.
edit: Great. He just got hurt and Jackson's in the game. :doh:
Immortalfire
12-05-2010, 12:30 PM
Oh darn
Alex The Great
12-05-2010, 12:35 PM
Good thing I picked Buffalo :up:
El_Citrus
12-05-2010, 07:02 PM
Gimme those 12 points with 2 games left in the week!
Poeman
12-05-2010, 07:20 PM
Good thing I picked Buffalo :up:
Solid choice :awesome:
ComicChick
12-05-2010, 09:44 PM
trying to get into top 20 this week :fingerscrossed:
NewYorkSpider
12-05-2010, 09:53 PM
Good thing I picked Buffalo :up:
I picked them too. They played absolutely horrible today. Not the same Buffalo team I've watched over the past month.
Mister J
12-06-2010, 09:08 AM
I haven't finalized the statistics yet, but I'm 74.8% certain that watching the Ravens flub away the damn game last night inspired more expletives than the ineptitude that was the Dolphins.
Immortalfire
12-06-2010, 09:23 AM
Peyton had 365 yards and 4 interceptions? Once again, I say he and Jay Cutler have switched teams without anyone knowing.
Though Jay did get sacked 4 times yesterday..
I feel like I'm the only one that actually picked Cleveland am I alone?
ComicChick
12-06-2010, 04:30 PM
Peyton had 365 yards and 4 interceptions? Once again, I say he and Jay Cutler have switched teams without anyone knowing.
Though Jay did get sacked 4 times yesterday..
freaky friday; nfl edition
El_Citrus
12-06-2010, 06:44 PM
I haven't finalized the statistics yet, but I'm 74.8% certain that watching the Ravens flub away the damn game last night inspired more expletives than the ineptitude that was the Dolphins.
Such a hard fought, defensive game and they give it away. I guess that, no matter how hard you hit him, there's no denying Big Ben (allegedly).
Immortalfire
12-06-2010, 06:45 PM
Such a hard fought, defensive game and they give it away. I guess that, no matter how hard you hit him, there's no denying Big Ben (allegedly).
*snort* :hehe:
Immortalfire
12-08-2010, 08:53 AM
Sorry for the delay folks, but as I was walking to the office to put the standings together, I tripped over Albert Haynesworth's fat ass lying on the ground, and broke my laptop :cmad:
1. Go Web Go, 124 pts
2. Mister J, 121 pts
3. Cmill216, 121 pts
4. KBX, 119 pts
5. Immortalfire, 119 pts
6. NewYorkSpider, 118 pts
7. Hush, 116 pts
8. Matt, 116 pts
9. Kane52630, 116 pts
10. Dark Donnie, 116 pts
11. El Citrus, 114 pts
12. Poeman, 114 pts
13. vindrow, 112 pts
14. KALEL114, 112 pts
15. Alex The Great, 112 pts
16. Kaleb, 110 pts
17. cyborg ninja 14, 109 pts
18. The Incredible Hulk, 107 pts
19. Nell2ThaIzzay, 107 pts
20. ComicChick, 106 pts
21. CalebYourMaster, 105 pts
22. Franklin Richards, 104 pts
23. Venom'sDad, 103 pts
Mister J
12-08-2010, 10:07 AM
Stupid Ravens.
The Incredible Hulk
12-08-2010, 10:22 AM
I've averaged 12 wins a week over the past 4 and still seem to gain no ground
Thats because you were so low to begin with Hulk and didn't you miss a week? That will hurt you.
Immortalfire
12-08-2010, 12:51 PM
Yeah, missing a week will always hurt in the long run.
Where's Citrus and his weekly damns?
El_Citrus
12-08-2010, 04:48 PM
Yeah, missing a week will always hurt in the long run.
Where's Citrus and his weekly damns?
Sorry for the delay. I spent all day Tuesday checking to see if the Pats had scored on the Jets again...
Damn, well, I think Mister J covered everything I would damn about the Dolphins this week in the NFL thread...
Watching the Dolphins/Browns game so far is like punishment for one of the myriad of malevolent things I've done that haven't yet come to light.
There aren't many offensive coordinators that would call for play action on 3rd and 17. Ladies and Gentlemen, Dan Henning!
I can't begin to curse enough.
Damn San Diego forgetting to put the cheat code in for God Mode like they seem to do every December the past few years.
Damn the refs for not showing enough bias against the Steelers. If you're gonna target Pittsburgh with bad calls, at least make it so the Ravens can win, damnit!
Finally cracked the top 5!!!
Hush and I both got 14 points, how did I win this week? Got the tiebreaker right?
I think as a group these last 3 weeks we've had more double digit wins than the first 9.
Immortalfire
12-12-2010, 08:44 AM
Matt Cassel is out for KC. Brodie Croyle steps in.
Switching pick to Chargers..
ComicChick
12-12-2010, 04:40 PM
i just knew i picked JAX
Immortalfire
12-12-2010, 04:47 PM
I flipped a coin on Seattle/Frisco. Looks like I lost
Immortalfire
12-13-2010, 08:34 AM
Looking things over, Venom'sDad was the only one who picked Detroit yesterday :wow:
Franklin Richards
12-13-2010, 08:41 AM
A broken clock is still right twice a day.
:doom: :doom: :doom:
10 Points, not bad lets hope for a Ravens victory.
Mister J
12-13-2010, 11:14 AM
I flipped a coin on Seattle/Frisco. Looks like I lost
That was... unfortunate. Not as unfortunate as my last minute decision to back Jake Delhomme's sorry ass on the road.
At least my seething hatred of the Jets paid off.
ComicChick
12-13-2010, 07:07 PM
if the giants and ravens win tonight, that'll give me 10 for the week
El_Citrus
12-13-2010, 07:38 PM
By some miracle I ended up with 10 points yesterday. I really don't want to damn the Ravens two weeks in a row.
Immortalfire
12-14-2010, 02:39 PM
As I was walking down the hall today, Alex stuck out his knee and tripped me up! $250,000 fine and 15-game suspension next season.
1. Go Web Go, 137 pts
2. Cmill216, 132 pts
3. Mister J, 132 pts
4. NewYorkSpider, 131 pts
5. KBX, 131 pts
6. Immortalfire, 129 pts
7. Dark Donnie, 128 pts
8. Hush, 128 pts
9. Poeman, 126 pts
10. El_Citrus, 126 pts
11. Kane52630, 125 pts
12. Matt, 124 pts
13. Kaleb, 122 pts
14. Alex The Great, 122 pts
15. vindrow, 122 pts
16. KALEL114, 121 pts
17. CalebYourMaster, 118 pts
18. Nell2ThaIzzay
19. The Incredible Hulk, 117 pts
20. cyborg ninja 14, 117 pts
21. Franklin Richards, 116 pts
22. ComicChick, 116 pts
23. Venom'sDad, 114 pts
Mister J
12-14-2010, 02:47 PM
Nelly Belle, I lost ground! That wasn't in the ****ing script! :argh:
damn, a 12 point week doesn't do much now-a-days.
Its Go Webbies league to lose now.
Yeah I had 11 and didn't move at all.
Alex The Great
12-14-2010, 06:38 PM
As I was walking down the hall today, Alex stuck out his knee and tripped me up! $250,000 fine and 15-game suspension next season.
I regret nothing
El_Citrus
12-14-2010, 08:55 PM
Damn Jake Delhomme. Your impotence as a football player spread like a skin fungus to the rest of the team, keeping the offense from even making it past MIDFIELD in the second half. Why couldn't you stay in Carolina, where they're still spraying themselves with Tinactin to try and get rid of your stench?
Damn Green Bay. You've gone Chris Brown on Detroit for years, and now you decide to roll over for a "vicious mauling" from the fanged kittens? :facepalm:
Damn the Jets offense for tripping over their own feet. AHA YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?! :dry:
Damn the Broncos for bucking the trend of interim coaches winning their debut game this season. AHA I DID IT AGAIN! :dry::dry::dry:
Damn the Baltimore Ravens. Yeah, I know they won, but damn them for making me sweat for that final point and a 12 point week. 28-7
Cincy Or Cleveland? Jesus, thats a toss up.
Immortalfire
12-15-2010, 01:24 PM
Think I'll go with the Bengals on that one, if only because their QB situation is little more stable than Cleveland.
Mister J
12-15-2010, 01:27 PM
Cleveland starts Jake Delhomme. The QB situation at Miami Central Senior High is more stable.
Immortalfire
12-16-2010, 02:56 PM
This week's buffet is nothing but fruitcake.
http://i51.tinypic.com/2s7vuj5.jpg
ComicChick
12-16-2010, 04:30 PM
i'll bring my own lunch, thanks
Immortalfire
12-17-2010, 02:51 PM
Notes:
Rex Grossman is starting this week for the Redskins. Nuff said.
Colts/Jaguars is gonna be a big un. Hard to pick.
Rams/Chiefs is another difficult choice. They're both good, but I wonder if Cassel returns or not.
Even if Cassel is there I'm gonna say that the Chiefs still lose, thats way to early for a return.
I'm basically throwing a Hail Mary this week and picking a bunch of underdogs and hoping it pays off.
ComicChick
12-19-2010, 02:27 PM
apparently i played opposites yet again this week
Immortalfire
12-19-2010, 02:46 PM
Stupid Chiefs and their last minute QB decisions :cmad:
ComicChick
12-19-2010, 02:55 PM
i know ugh
Immortalfire
12-19-2010, 03:01 PM
Today's gonna suck
El_Citrus
12-19-2010, 03:02 PM
At one point I was staring at only 1 victory out of the 10 1pm games today. No need to shoot me, I've already got that covered. :facepalm:
ComicChick
12-19-2010, 03:08 PM
i have 3 so far. thatll prolly be it for me ha
wow I have 3 and I forgot a pick, talk about pickem suicide.
El_Citrus
12-19-2010, 03:33 PM
The Commish might want to rent out an entire page in this thread for me because this week's Damns are gonna take up a LOT of space.
Franklin Richards
12-20-2010, 08:15 AM
My climb to the top has come. From worst to first. That's right.
<voice cracks>
I'm bad.
:doom: :doom: :doom:
Immortalfire
12-21-2010, 08:26 AM
Oh golly... playoff spots clinched, Favre goes down, and only 2 weeks remain!
1. Go Web Go, 148 pts
2. Cmill216, 142 pts
3. NewYorkSpider, 141 pts
4. KBX, 141 pts
5. Mister J, 140 pts
6. Poeman, 137 pts
7. Hush, 137 pts
8. Dark Donnie, 137 pts
9. Immortalfire, 137 pts
10. Matt, 135 pts
11. Kane52630, 135 pts
12. El_Citrus, 134 pts
13. vindrow, 132 pts
14. KALEL114, 130 pts
15. Kaleb, 130 pts
16. Alex The Great, 130 pts
17. Nell2ThaIzzay, 129 pts
18. CalebYourMaster, 128 pts
19. ComicChick, 127 pts
20. The Incredible Hulk, 127 pts
21. Franklin Richards, 126 pts
22. cyborg ninja 14, 126 pts
23. Venom'sDad, 122 pts
Alex The Great
12-21-2010, 12:44 PM
It's going to be tough for Mister J to win this thing. He's gonna need a lot of help from the other pickers. Though I'm sure his witty PM's will continue to plaque my PM Box, which are full of "I'm going to win nanananana" :argh:
Is there pick'em playoffs?
Immortalfire
12-21-2010, 07:50 PM
Not as such. But NYS will probably set up the pool once again.
Oh Ok, cool. Oh and Picks are in by the way.
Best I can do is 2nd place. Friggin Go Web Go needs to forget to make his picks this week...
El_Citrus
12-22-2010, 06:41 PM
Whew. After a day to plan, here goes nothing...
Damn Cleveland for opening up holes bigger than Kim Kardashian's for Cedric Benson to pound through.
Damn the Texans defense with a $50,000 fine for failing to produce a defense against the Titans.
Damnit, is everyone snapping a losing streak this week? Damn Tampa Bay, you do know that's Drew Stanton and Maurice Morris that beat you right? Who? Exactly!
Damn Kansas City for their QB juke move and putting Matt Cassel back in the game like the injured QB who runs onto the field at the last minute to lead his, scrappy, no-shot-of-winning team to a dramatic and tear-provoking victory in what has to be the upset of the century ...Wait, this was against the Rams in Week 15? Nevermind...
Damnit Miami, you do remember it's called HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE for a reason, right?!
*Takes a gulp of water*
Damnit, how am I supposed to pick between Arizona and Carolina when I couldn't care less about those two bowls of **** masquerading as NFL teams. I flipped a coin and picked Arizona. ****.
Damn Breesus using his Jedi Mind powers to make me switch my pick from the Ravens to the Saints.
Damn Troy Polamalu. Hobble your gimpy ass out there so your defense can draw the superhuman energy from your hair and actually stop the Jets offense, which hasn't been that difficult to do recently!
Immortalfire
12-22-2010, 07:21 PM
Damnit, how am I supposed to pick between Arizona and Carolina when I couldn't care less about those two bowls of **** masquerading as NFL teams. I flipped a coin and picked Arizona. ****.
:funny: :funny: :funny:
Immortalfire
12-24-2010, 10:27 AM
Merry Christmas from the commissioner's office!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/63633_10150349165920613_899270612_16300944_944127_ n.jpg
Immortalfire
12-28-2010, 08:30 AM
The second to final standings. Next Monday we crown a winner!
1. Go Web Go, 158 pts
2. Mister J, 152 pts
3. CMill216, 151 pts
4. KBX, 150 pts
5. NewYorkSpider, 150 pts
6. Hush, 146 pts
7. Poeman, 145 pta
8. Immortalfire, 145 pts
9. Dark Donnie, 143 pts
10. El_Citrus, 142 pts
11. Matt, 142 pts
12. Kaleb, 141 pts
13. vindrow, 141 pts
14. Kane52630, 141 pts
15. KALEL114, 140 pts
16. Alex The Great, 138 pts
17. CalebYourMaster, 137 pts
18. ComicChick, 136 pts
19. Nell2ThaIzzay, 136 pts
20. Franklin Richards, 135 pts
21. cyborg ninja 14, 135 pts
22. Venom'sDad, 132 pts
23. The Incredible Hulk, 127 pts
Mister J
12-28-2010, 10:10 AM
Unacceptable.
Immortalfire
12-28-2010, 03:33 PM
MEMO: In addition to the Dennis Green Trophy for the winner, other prizes to be handed out are Rookie of the Year, the Commissioner's Award for Coolness, and something "special" for the picker in last place.
See ya at Hooters next Monday.
~ Commissioner 'fire
9 Points not half bad. I hope i can get a perfect week on this last week!
Immortalfire
12-29-2010, 02:29 PM
MEMO: We at the Pick 'Em front office would like to congratulate those in our league, who were winners at the 2010 Hype Awards :yay:
Congrats to...ME! Sports poster of the year :woot:
Also congrats to Hype-Time Achievement: Hunter Rider and Franklin Richards
Newbie of the Year: Kane52630
It Girl: ComicChick
Games Poster of the Year: KALEL114
:awesome:
~ Commissioner 'fire
ComicChick
12-29-2010, 09:42 PM
correlation with Pick Em players and winning Hype Awards?
survey says....
Yes!
The Incredible Hulk
12-30-2010, 12:04 PM
I've missed two entire weeks worth of picks, if I finish ahead of any of you, you should just quit picking games forever...
El_Citrus
12-30-2010, 05:16 PM
Sorry for the delay. Fun times with my lady friend person is my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Damn David Buehler. A retarded monkey with its eyes gouged out can even make an extra point.
Damnit New York. What have I done to spite you so that you ruin my pick for your game one way or the other? I promise I haven't been sleeping with the Giants. :argh:
Damn Graham Gano. Did you steal David Buehler's kicking accuracy long enough to keep your sad job as a Washington Redskin for another week?
Damn San Diego. Learn. How. To. Play. In. The. Snow.
Damn Raiders. The Black Hole is supposed to represent your fans in the stadium, not your rushing defense. How do you let an overgrown turtle-sloth like Peyton Manning run for TWENTY SEVEN yards?!
Damn Giants. I pick you to rebound from that awful collapse against Philly and this is what you give me?! We are not sleeping together anymore.
Damn Atlanta for not being invincible at all times, all week, every week in the Georgia Dome, even on their road games.
Damnit Minnesota. Why do you choose NOW to actually show up and start playing like the football team everyone was expecting you to be at the beginning of the season?
Yeah, I completely lazed my way through this week of damns, but I can only do so much damning when I'm doing so many other -ing's this week...
Immortalfire
01-03-2011, 08:07 AM
Game Over! Final standings for the 2010 season...
1. Go Web Go!, 169 pts
2. Cmill216, 163 pts
3. KBX, 161 pts
4. Mister J, 161 pts
5. NewYorkSpider, 160 pts
6. Immortalfire, 156 pts
7. Hush, 156 pts
8. Matt, 155 pts
9. KALEL114, 153 pts
10. Kaleb, 153 pts
11. El_Citrus, 153 pts
12. vindrow, 152 pts
13. Kane52630, 151 pts
14. CalebYourMaster, 149 pts
15. cyborg ninja 14, 147 pts
16. Nell2ThaIzzay, 147 pts
17. ComicChick, 146 pts
18. Franklin Richards, 145 pts
19. Poeman, 145 pts
20. Dark Donnie, 143 pts
21. Venom'sDad, 141 pts
22. Alex The Great, 138 pts
23. The Incredible Hulk, 127 pts
It's been another good year for the pick 'em! This year, only a select few of you can I truly say put your heart and soul into this **** each week. Puck, some didn't even make their week 17 picks. You will suffer. :hehe:
I expect Mister J to return as deputy commissioner next season. But some of you may not return at all. :yay:
Anywhat, our winner has turned out to be Go Web Go..a rude and selfish non bandwagoner, thank God. I know he'll be very glad that in the end, he beat out a user with numbers in their name. Without further ado...Go Web Go, I hereby crown your ass with the Dennis Green Trophy. You played more than 3 quarters, and didn't take any of the games like they were bulls***. You came to play and win, and that's why you took the damn field. You truly are who we thought you were.
Congrats!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/DennisGreenTrophy.jpg
Go Web Go!
2010 SHH Pro Football Pick 'Em Champion
Mister J
01-03-2011, 10:07 AM
Hornswoggled.
Flim-Flammed.
Bamboozled.
Shenanigans.
...
Shenanigans, I say.
Kane52630
01-03-2011, 11:38 AM
Hornswoggled.
Flim-Flammed.
Bamboozled.
Shenanigans.
...
Shenanigans, I say.
I was slap-nannied.:cmad:
Immortalfire
01-03-2011, 11:41 AM
Our rookie of the year is... KBX!
http://i54.tinypic.com/3509gmh.jpg "Who, me?"
Yeah you! :yay:
Yes sir, you win Rookie of The Year. Literally.
http://i53.tinypic.com/s41ls4.jpg
I present you with this mint condition VHS starring Gary Busey.
Franklin Richards
01-03-2011, 12:06 PM
Please put the quitters back in the final list as they make me look better.
:doom: :doom: :doom:
Immortalfire
01-03-2011, 12:25 PM
The commissioner's award for coolness goes to....El_Citrus! The weekly damns all year always gave me a laugh :funny:
I present the best cool prize..a pair of Silhouette TMA 8658. David Caruso glasses, if you will.
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2192/silhouette85681093.jpg
Immortalfire
01-03-2011, 12:39 PM
Please put the quitters back in the final list as they make me look better.
:doom: :doom: :doom:
4 of em on the current list quit in the final week, so you're good.
NewYorkSpider
01-03-2011, 01:07 PM
My 2nd straight top 5 finish!
The Incredible Hulk
01-03-2011, 02:28 PM
dammit I forgot to make picks again. Stupid real life! :mad: :o
I was robbed of Rookie of the year.
Kaleb
01-03-2011, 03:06 PM
As former champion and current shhffl champ I just want to congratulate Go Web Go on his victory.
Immortalfire
01-03-2011, 04:55 PM
We always give some kind of "prize" to our last place picker. I don't know why.
So for you Hulkster, you get.....a Wearable Towel.
WjdyjL0dbG8
The rest of you....get nothing! :woot:
Go Web Go!
01-03-2011, 05:33 PM
Game Over! Final standings for the 2010 season...
1. Go Web Go!, 169 pts
2. Cmill216, 163 pts
3. KBX, 161 pts
4. Mister J, 161 pts
5. NewYorkSpider, 160 pts
6. Immortalfire, 156 pts
7. Hush, 156 pts
8. Matt, 155 pts
9. KALEL114, 153 pts
10. Kaleb, 153 pts
11. El_Citrus, 153 pts
12. vindrow, 152 pts
13. Kane52630, 151 pts
14. CalebYourMaster, 149 pts
15. cyborg ninja 14, 147 pts
16. Nell2ThaIzzay, 147 pts
17. ComicChick, 146 pts
18. Franklin Richards, 145 pts
19. Poeman, 145 pts
20. Dark Donnie, 143 pts
21. Venom'sDad, 141 pts
22. Alex The Great, 138 pts
23. The Incredible Hulk, 127 pts
It's been another good year for the pick 'em! This year, only a select few of you can I truly say put your heart and soul into this **** each week. Puck, some didn't even make their week 17 picks. You will suffer. :hehe:
I expect Mister J to return as deputy commissioner next season. But some of you may not return at all. :yay:
Anywhat, our winner has turned out to be Go Web Go..a rude and selfish non bandwagoner, thank God. I know he'll be very glad that in the end, he beat out a user with numbers in their name. Without further ado...Go Web Go, I hereby crown your ass with the Dennis Green Trophy. You played more than 3 quarters, and didn't take any of the games like they were bulls***. You came to play and win, and that's why you took the damn field. You truly are who we thought you were.
Congrats!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v126/immortalfire/DennisGreenTrophy.jpg
Go Web Go!
2010 SHH Pro Football Pick 'Em Champion
Wow. This is a beautiful piece of hardware. I just, uh, I just want to thank all the people out there who made this possible - particularly the 22 other participants for not being as accurate in their picks during the home stretch as I was. As most of you know, I am a sad Dolphin fan, but it is in good part to their December swoon at home against the Browns, Bills, and Lions that I was able to pad my lead and come out with this prestigious award. It just goes to show you that even when rooting for a loser, you can be a winner. Thank you.
And one more thing, I know there's a special place in all of your hearts, as I know there is in mine, for a special little guy we have come to know and begrudgingly love. With that being said, I'd like to dedicate this award to Silver Knight. This one's for you, buddy! See you all again in September!
Poeman
01-03-2011, 08:56 PM
congrats...i missed this weeks picks...had job interviews and everything. Probably would have ended up 5th or 6th...Its all good though
Immortalfire
01-03-2011, 09:19 PM
I know the real life thing happens, that's really the only clause that allows one to stay in the game after missing picks. lol
Our rookie of the year is... KBX!
http://i54.tinypic.com/3509gmh.jpg "Who, me?"
Yeah you! :yay:
Yes sir, you win Rookie of The Year. Literally.
http://i53.tinypic.com/s41ls4.jpg
I present you with this mint condition VHS starring Gary Busey.
What a great day! First and foremost I would to congradulate GWG on winning the 2010 Picke'm league, it was well deserved and won it by a good margin. I would also like to thank the committee who voted me "rookie of the year." Day in and day out, for atleast 4 minutes a week I would make sure I got my picks in! But a special thanks goes to ImmortalFire! Whether he voted for me or not, I would personally like to say how well of a commish he was throughout the year. He made it all possible and without him, I wouldn't be standing up here today, accepting this award by putting my name next to Michael Jordan, Albert Pujols, Barry Sanders, and Bobby Orr, just to name a few fellow rookies of the year...
For those of you who think I don't deserve this award... well you can Hush. :cwink:
See you next year, everybody!!!
Go Web Go!
01-03-2011, 10:03 PM
Thanks, gentlemen.
The Incredible Hulk
01-04-2011, 08:21 AM
We always give some kind of "prize" to our last place picker. I don't know why.
So for you Hulkster, you get.....a Wearable Towel.
WjdyjL0dbG8
The rest of you....get nothing! :woot:
:eek: I would wear nothing but that all the time if I could
Immortalfire
01-04-2011, 08:32 AM
In a toga style?
ComicChick
01-04-2011, 12:12 PM
Thanks, gentlemen.
ahem! :cmad:
congrats GWG
Alex The Great
01-04-2011, 12:16 PM
I know the real life thing happens, that's really the only clause that allows one to stay in the game after missing picks. lol
That's what happened to me. Stupid computer :cmad:
El_Citrus
01-04-2011, 08:16 PM
The commissioner's award for coolness goes to....El_Citrus! The weekly damns all year always gave me a laugh :funny:
I present the best cool prize..a pair of Silhouette TMA 8658. David Caruso glasses, if you will.
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/2192/silhouette85681093.jpg
I am nearly at a loss for words. I say nearly because, hey, I wouldn't be winning an award for coolness if I could be rendered speechless. What else could a man ask for than a pair of Silhouette TMA 8658's? I shall proudly add it to my collection of pastel shirts with white suits, Members Only Jackets, Ugg Boots, and Hipster Skinny Jeans.
To win the Comissioner's Award for Coolness is an honor that I hold just as highly as actually winning the entire competition. Hell, Paul the Octopus would've made kalamari out of just about everyone in the league this year. I know that some will say that I am merely the Commissioner's Jester, to dance and damn as he sees fit, and to those I would say "**** YOU ************* ********** SONS OF *********** *********** ******* and have a nice day." I take my Damns seriously, and everyone and everything that I Damned, including myself, deserved their Damn fate of being shamed by my Damning.
Now, with that said, I could not accept those Silhouette TMA 8658's if I did not finish with my Week 17 Damns. And on that note:
Damn Joe Webb for looking like a rookie out there against the Lions of all people...Wait, Webb actually IS a rookie and the Lions had won three straight coming into the game? Umm...Damnit Favre, you couldn't stop sending text messages long enough to give Webb some pointers out there?
Damn Kansas City for allowing Matt Cassel to get sacked more times than Brett Favre's cell phone.
Damn Tampa Bay for thinking they actually had something to play for with their outside shot at the playoffs. The last time you were relevant, your star players had yet to hit puberty.
Damn Philly. First, you get your game moved because of a "Blizzard" and still lose to the Vikings, and then you have to go and rest your star players against a division rival because you're "In the playoffs already". You could have put your stsrters out there for one play against Dallas to take the lead in win. That's all it takes against their defense these days. To top it off, it you'd actually manned up and won this game despite your whole "Looking at the big picture" motto, you would have broken the three way tie I'm in and put me in the top 10! :cmad: ...**** you, Vick.
Damn San Fr....Damn Ari.......**** it. Actually, damn both of you for being two ****** teams and forcing me to behead a chicken and see which team's logo its dismembered body ran, fell, and bled onto first to make my choice. Damn that beheaded chicken, too.
And with that, it seems...Nah, I'm too cool for a Horatio joke. :word:
Immortalfire
01-05-2011, 07:12 PM
On behalf of myself, deputy J and our mysterious board of directors..I'd like to thank you all for taking part in the 2010 NFL pick 'em. Well, at least the 23 of you who stuck with it. :word:
This was year 4, and it was another successful one that included good performances by many, and a lot of fine money collected to support my Mister J's Chick-fil-A dependency.
Now we begin the long boring off season process of doing a lot of boring crap. This includes offering our thoughts and views to The Hammer on how to avoid a lockout. Because it would hurt the pick 'em league, and that's the important thing. Plus, I'll have to search for a new secretary...the board declared Debralee is too hot. :csad:
There have also been reports by Chris Mortensen that this is likely my last season as Pick 'em commissioner..and that I'm taking a more active role in Goodell's office. Well just let me say that Mort and his sources are full of it. I am the Pick 'em commissioner, I will be the Pick 'em commissioner..I have no interest in talking to anyone else. I'm very pleased to be in charge of this damn strong league.
I know J is more than able to handle the duties should the need arise, but for now he won't have to.
In conclusion, I once again thank you for your patronage. We'll do it again next time. :woot:
~ Commissioner 'fire
Mister J
01-05-2011, 07:16 PM
There's also no truth to the rumor that next year's contest will require an entry fee. No-sir-ree.
That money is more of a good faith deposit and it will in no way be embezzled to sate the aforementioned Chick-Fil-A dependency. Not at all. Seriously.
Kane52630
07-25-2011, 04:14 PM
Since the good news came in today, when do we expect SHH! NFL Pick 'Em 2011 to start?
Poeman
07-25-2011, 05:01 PM
word...Are you ready for someeeee footballlllllllll???
Mister J
07-25-2011, 05:16 PM
The good Commissioner is on vacation and may only make sporadic appearances (if any) in the interim. However, as Deputy Commissioner of this outfit, I am wholly of the mind that the Pick' Em goodness will commence...(wait for it)... before the season.
A new thread will be made (likely in purple font if I do it), PMs will be sent as reminders (to those of you we like) and people can begin lining up to receive their thrashings (which I will be handily delivering).
Be on the lookout next month, Sports Fans!
Venom'sDad
07-25-2011, 06:22 PM
The good Commissioner is on vacation and may only make sporadic appearances (if any) in the interim. However, as Deputy Commissioner of this outfit, I am wholly of the mind that the Pick' Em goodness will commence...(wait for it)... before the season.
A new thread will be made (likely in purple font if I do it), PMs will be sent as reminders (to those of you we like) and people can begin lining up to receive their thrashings (which I will be handily delivering).
Be on the lookout next month, Sports Fans!
:waa:
ComicChick
07-25-2011, 06:52 PM
:up:
NewYorkSpider
07-25-2011, 07:30 PM
I have two straight top 5's in the Pick 'Em! I hope to keep that streak alive.
vindrow
07-25-2011, 07:33 PM
Lets get the show on the road.
ComicChick
07-27-2011, 07:04 PM
game on
Immortalfire
07-30-2011, 09:10 PM
I will begin the 2011 season in August. Stay tuned.
Scarlet spidey
08-01-2011, 10:46 PM
If the prize is a Dennis Green trophy again I would like to participate.
Poeman
08-05-2011, 08:16 AM
Someone wants to get this jumpstarted? We are in August :)
1st preseason game is this weekend
Immortalfire
08-05-2011, 08:20 AM
It'll start when I'm good and ready.
We don't pick pre-season games anyway.
Poeman
08-05-2011, 08:28 AM
It'll start when I'm good and ready.
We don't pick pre-season games anyway.
I know we don't pick pre-season games...
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