Wow! The NEW (Hype!) TiVo Can Do So Much!

[Marx]

It can't be as bad as the Captain America and Batman forum nonsense. That's for sure!

[JP]

And Spider-Man.. :wow:

[Marx]

Are you referring to Spider-man's silver running shoes or his giant black crotch stain? :oldrazz:

[JP]

:doh:

[Kane52630]

And what about Green Lantern's green toe shoes debacle?

[Marx]

And what about Green Lantern's green toe shoes debacle?

In all fairness, I still don't understand why Lantern's costume shows his toes. I get that it's a space suit that forms over the body...but it does look a little off.

[Parker Wayne]

The Thor forums are the only forums that don't really have annoying trolls nor constant nitpickers. And since the early buzz is pretty good, it's only getting more fun and better to be in. Now, the worst thing about the Thor forums now is the early spoilers. :funny:

[Gotham Knight]

The Thor forums are the only forums that don't really have annoying trolls nor constant nitpickers. And since the early buzz is pretty good, it's only getting more fun and better to be in. Now, the worst thing about the Thor forums now is the early spoilers. :funny:Can you get some of them to post on TDKR board to make it bearable to post there?

[Spider-Fan]

It can't be as bad as the Captain America and Batman forum nonsense. That's for sure!

You didn't like the great chest hair debate of 2011 :hehe:

[Gotham Knight]

You didn't like the great chest hair debate of 2011 :hehe:Please elaborate.....

[Spider-Fan]

Please elaborate.....

In the Cap forum, someone commented on steroids in reality making you grow hair and Evans not having chest hair was unrealistic. This lead to a major discussion on the merits of chest hair and if it was more manly or not.

It was hilariously dumb.

[Parker Wayne]

After the Captain America trailer was released, there were a few people in the Captain America forums who were complaining about the lack of chest hair on him because "it's the 40s and every guy had chest hair". I left one weekend and on monday there were 4, 5 pages of just chest hair talk.

[Parker Wayne]

You didn't like the great chest hair debate of 2011 :hehe:

You forgot the feet debate of 2010.

[Spider-Fan]

Good times :oldrazz:

[Spider-Fan]

You forgot the feet debate of 2010.

Oh, the Cap forum has had MANY great debates!

Such as TheMayor's crusade against the film.

[Parker Wayne]

Can you get some of them to post on TDKR board to make it bearable to post there?

Navigating the TDKR forums is easier when you know which threads to avoid. Avoid the Batsuit and Batmobile threads (they get nitpicky quickly), any threads involving Robin (a lot of them hate Robin), and threads involving any female castings (though the Marion Cotilard thread is surprisingly peaceful).

Pretty much, stay away from the threads in which you know there will be nitpicking. That's why it's been easy to get back into the Bat-forums.

[Anubis]

Character specific forums are a den of fanatical douche nozzles and all around scum of the net. I avoid all of them.

[Spider-Fan]

After the great did Two-Face die debate I had in TDK forum and seeing how and minor comment against the Nolan films gets like 50 people on you, I stopped going there. It's not worth it.

[Parker Wayne]

Oh, the Cap forum has had MANY great debates!

Such as TheMayor's crusade against the film.

Mercurius' earlier condescending crusade against the movie.

[Parker Wayne]

Character specific forums are a den of fanatical douche nozzles and all around scum of the net. I avoid all of them.

As I said before, the Thor forums are the complete opposite.

And I'm surprised no one mentioned the annoyance of the Superman forums, especially the costume thread. God, so many people are too fixated on the how big the the \S/ should be.

[Spider-Fan]

As I said before, the Thor forums are the complete opposite.

And I'm surprised no one mentioned the annoyance of the Superman forums, especially the costume thread. God, so many people are too fixated on the how big the the \S/ should be.

The Supes forum is similar to the Bats forum IMO. You say you don't like Zack Snyder, people jump on you. You point out David Goyer is a mediocre at best writer, peoplke attack you. You say Zod is a disappointing villain choice, people attack you.

I can't tell you how many times people there said "Aren't you Spider-Fan?" as if I can't like Marvel and DC :dry:

[Anubis]

As I said before, the Thor forums are the complete opposite.

And I'm surprised no one mentioned the annoyance of the Superman forums, especially the costume thread. God, so many people are too fixated on the how big the the \S/ should be.

Wait until Thor II comes out or is announced. Then all the Johnny come lately s start showing up. It's gonna be terrible.

I've already seen from a few posters here and there, that if Thor ever gets really popular, he'll attract a lot of muscle headed Hulk like fans.

[Parker Wayne]

The Supes forum is similar to the Bats forum IMO. You say you don't like Zack Snyder, people jump on you. You point out David Goyer is a mediocre at best writer, peoplke attack you. You say Zod is a disappointing villain choice, people attack you.

I can't tell you how many times people there said "Aren't you Spider-Fan?" as if I can't like Marvel and DC :dry:

They jumped on you for not liking Zack Snyder? That's surprising considering that before I left the Superman forums a lot of people weren't really confident about Snyder.

Goyer's really iffy as a writer.

Zod can go either way.

And that's why I chose a neutral username. :woot:

Wait until Thor II comes out or is announced. Then all the Johnny come lately s start showing up. It's gonna be terrible.

I've already seen from a few posters here and there, that if Thor ever gets really popular, he'll attract a lot of muscle headed Hulk like fans.

Dammit! You're right. :csad:

Speaking of hype tivo, there's a lack of hilarious Anubis posts in here.

[Spider-Fan]

They jumped on you for not liking Zack Snyder? That's surprising considering that before I left the Superman forums a lot of people weren't really confident about Snyder.

Goyer's really iffy as a writer.

Zod can go either way.

And that's why I chose a neutral username. :woot:


I always HATE when people say that, lol. Superman is one of my 5 favorite superheroes, period. Thus, I care a lot about whether or not his next set of films are good. Admittedly, I grew up more on Spidey and Avengers, but my favorite comic based cartoons are the DCAU shows. I can love both, lol.

I'm just not confident in the creative team the assembled. The cast is good. It's the crew that worries me.

[Parker Wayne]

I'm not justifying their actions, but they're going to do that. They're a******s. They look at the username and user title and assume you're here to hate on Superman. It's annoying, and unfair, but they'll do it.

[Spider-Fan]

Sad but true. I don't get this DC/Marvel war posters seem to have hyped up. It's stupid to pick sides like that.

[Gotham Knight]

I plan on posting at the Superman boards at some point, so if I end up doing that I'm going pay attention to see how they respond.

[Parker Wayne]

Anyway, back to TiVo

I think it's obvious Cottilard is going to be Neeson's daughter in a similar twist that he played in "Batman Begins". She will have a dual identity being this "Miranda Tate" character on the Wayne Enterprises board to get close to Bruce while also being associated with the League of Shadows along with Bane. Everyone knows that the writers have used old comic story runs for inspiration in the previous films and with Bane having been called upon to lead the League along with Talia when Bruce refused this is easy to assume. The League isn't just going to let what happened in "Batman Begins" with the defeat of Neeson's characer going unaddressed or unpunished. Bet on it.

While comic fans may see through it, regular audiences won't so it will not be that obvious to the rest of the movie-going public which also contributed to "The Dark Knight's" HUGE audience base.

Also Heath Ledger was a huge reason women attended "The Dark Knight". These films are cast not only on talent, but audience appeal to all "market" cross sections. Women love JGL as they did Heath and the rest of the cast appeals to many other audience cross sections beyond us comic fans.

I also just read this interesting theory on the IMDB boards that while crazy... would be a very interesting twist that I like:

"JGL could play a younger Ledger...and it doesn't state WHEN (JO)-hn Bla(KE)was working for Gordon...we already know that some of this film will take place in the past...maybe we will see Jokers life when he worked as a cop for Gordon?

To be honest, John Blake is literally the only two names you could use if you wanted to hide the word JOKE in the characters name of your young Heath Ledger looking actor.

And guess what, having a young Joker before he was the Joker wouldn't go against Nolan's word of NO JOKER in TDKR....

To be honest the more I think about it the more it makes sense. I mean we know there are scenes from the past in this film with a young Ra's, so why not a young Joker when he was a cop? It would certainly be an epic twist and would bring everything back around and link to TDK."

:dry:

[JP]

Oh Lordy McJesus.

[Kane52630]

http://i55.tinypic.com/25rpl3m.jpg

[Spider-Fan]

:facepalm:

[SuperFerret]

There is no palm big enough for the face I made when I read that.

[Marx]

You didn't like the great chest hair debate of 2011 :hehe:

Nope. :funny:

I didn't like the chest hair debate (although it was nice seeing bare chested pictures of Chris Evans being posted everywhere. :oldrazz: ) I didn't like the 'stunt feet' debate. And I really didn't like the 'omgzzzz his muscles are teh photoshopped' debate.

...I love fanboys. :whatever:

[Gotham Knight]

"JGL could play a younger Ledger...and it doesn't state WHEN (JO)-hn Bla(KE)was working for Gordon...we already know that some of this film will take place in the past...maybe we will see Jokers life when he worked as a cop for Gordon?:doh:

To be honest, John Blake is literally the only two names you could use if you wanted to hide the word JOKE in the characters name of your young Heath Ledger looking actor.
:facepalm:

And guess what, having a young Joker before he was the Joker wouldn't go against Nolan's word of NO JOKER in TDKR....:huh:

To be honest the more I think about it the more it makes sense. I mean we know there are scenes from the past in this film with a young Ra's, so why not a young Joker when he was a cop? It would certainly be an epic twist and would bring everything back around and link to TDK.":batman:

[Parker Wayne]

Nope. :funny:

I didn't like the chest hair debate (although it was nice seeing bare chested pictures of Chris Evans being posted everywhere. :oldrazz: ) I didn't like the 'stunt feet' debate. And I really didn't like the 'omgzzzz his muscles are teh photoshopped' debate.

...I love fanboys. :whatever:

The third really wasn't as much a debate as it was a 2 page flaming of that one guy who said it was photochopped.

[Parker Wayne]

Nolan & Bale goes to the India region which is near Pakistan and now Bin Laden is found dead?

I think we all know what really happened.

http://www.butterboom.com/wp-content/uploads/jul08/tdk.jpg

:funny:

[Johnny Drama]

Orton's dead to you??,you almost want to vomit.....cause of a wrestling decision where a wrestler you like has lost the title this way??

F'n drama queen to the max!,Over-reacting sh**like this is what makes casuals and even people within the damn business really dislike the IWC and a reason I often hate being part of the IWC!!


self hate


the best kind....I appreciate your candor, good sir


WTF is"candor"??



Candor

–noun 1. the state or quality of being frank, open, and sincere in speech or expression; candidness


Superman has a summer home there.

.....ok yeah I definitely hate myself for being part of ALL internet community's!,I keep coming back and I enjoy little moments But mostly it's just sh*all over the net now!

shame on me for being so undecided!

People just have to bring a"Jesus"or""OMG"into every conversation huh??,It was never about me being on a"high horse",But fine whatever you make a good point and so.....fair enough!.

:lmao:

[Kane52630]

:funny:

[Anubis]

Ha.

[Kane52630]

Question: Could we use Google Earth to actually see the filming going on?
come on...

[Alex The Great]

That's why I don't go into the batboards

[Parker Wayne]

And he never will. :csad:

This great box office news is making me smile on two fronts. The Jay Leno type headlines are priceless.

From RT... "Thor Finishes On Top Of Bridesmaids"

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/thor/news/1922746/box_office_wrapup_thor_finishes_on_top_of_bridesma ids/ (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/thor/news/1922746/box_office_wrapup_thor_finishes_on_top_of_bridesma ids/)

Yahoo... "Thor hammers Bridesmaids"

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/thor-hammers-bridesmaids-box-office-ap (http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/thor-hammers-bridesmaids-box-office-ap)

:woot:

:lmao:

[Kane52630]

...The world is overpopulated...so I WILL be the guy to say it...there should not be a cure for cancer anytime soon. Sorry. We have a serious population problem on our hands people. While humans still have land to spread out on...they can only do so by taking away other species homes and food supplies. Sorry to say, but we are just mostly *******s to this planet.

First off, please don't use my arguments when you're not smart enough to pull them off.

Second, **** the planet. Don't be stupid. We're not some kind of blight on the world, we're just another species doing our thing.

C, this isn't a cure for cancer. There's too much wrong with the article and I haven't seen anything reported anywhere else.

Also, cancer kills things too slowly for it to make a difference in any population.

As somebody who is currently dealing with cancer-related woes...**** YOU. You can easily say that kind of trash from behind the safety of your keyboard without fear of someone putting you in your fat place. There are millions of people out there that would kick your sorry ass for saying that. I myself would join them if such an event were to take place.

Your pathetic attempt to have a intelligent opinion has failed. Go back to 4 chan, you massive failure of life. :facepalm:

[SuperFerret]

No mention of my rebuttal to him?

[Kane52630]

No mention of my rebuttal to him?

done and done. :up:

[SuperFerret]

Thank you. I've made the overpopulation argument so much that I don't want people thinking ETM agrees with me.

[Anubis]

Should toss in that response that that dude that actually had Cancer had.

[Parker Wayne]

:facepalm: @ ETM's post.

[Shemtov]

I like your list man and i'm gonna save it in my computer for the next 10 years
as for me !
I don't believe in aging at all because i keep felling stronger and stronger
at this rate i might become a real life super human being in 50 years then again it might all be in my head though.
and i'm alway careful with that
so don't take too seriously what i'm about to write from personal experience

latetly i've been obsessed with the face of God and i've been wondering
How God would look like as human being !?
about 2 years ago in a hot summer day i was in my car in a mall parking lot
it was a sunday and i was pondering that question
then with all my might all my belief ,i ask looking up the clouds in the sky
i saw a face in the cloud
of course it was a face made of clouds ,and it was incredibly well done
but i could barely believe it !
What ?!
is this how the face of God looks like
i turn my head away and look at it again
and turn my head away again
in my dismay God face looks like a young person with long dark hair
and it's hard to tell (because the face is winkle free) it could easily be a man as well as a woman
it reminds me of some of the renaissance painting i've seen in some of the books in the library
and i look at the cloud and i saw two other face nearby but they look kind of aliens, one of them looks like a caricature of star trek's otto and the other one had a face full of hair (kind of chubaka with a human face instead of a primate)
I've made a big mistake that day because i didn't have my camera with me to take a picture. and you know what! i would have posted it right here at the superherohype board)

months later it upset me because i turn my head away in my disbelief that God would looks barely like an eighteen years old teenager
I cry a little because i was ashame of not wanting to accept what i saw this sunday afternoon
beside it might not be real because it is said is death to see the face of god
but you know i thought it was worth it
and beside the processus of aging are simply deterioration of our cell structure and God don't have that problem ,
and time is only an illusion
as a matter of fact the earth circle the sun and come back the same place every year, which makes it only one year old
Ha Ha Ha !

but i try again and i've seen different version since then
not nessesarily up in the clouds
because you can see anything you want in the clouds, you name it
and it was maybe all in my head

I like the bearded man version i've seen in the waters
he looks like a younger better looking version of Odin

but the one that i like the most appears to me in a vision
it was huge, a Giant so huge that i could only see the middle of the face with
glowing beautiful "dark skin" eyes yellow like the sun and dark pupils as if they were made of infinite black hole and a glabella so huge that it makes the incredible hulk's and darkside glabella looks like kids.
749 xy
Is one of God's equation that i received years ago from doing something out of the ordinary
I know how it works a little
but i'm not gonna tell you
find out yourself !
I call it the God number.
http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll282/2link121/Lol/spirder-man-that-post-gave-me-cancer.jpg



Are... are you on drugs? or Charlie Sheen? or both?









Absolutely not .
in fact i came back to erase my post but now it's too late.
you guys are luky and you don't even know how lucky!
"i might as well go all the way then" (in order not to make a fool of me)
try the equation (it's only the tip of the iceberg)

749 will equal 20 at every corner for example 7 + 4 + 9 equals 20. and on top you'll finally amount to 24 which is the twenty-four letter of the alphabets you'll just have to find out the 25th because i don't want to make it to easy for you.
(there's even a 26th)
but the most important is X and Y which is men's chromosomes
by example take a piece of paper and draw x y and z on top of each other
(if you remember the movie davinci code the xyz will remind you of something)

you can use this equation to win at the lottery ("for the time being"), it predicts future numbers with accuracy when you know how to use it
you have to find out the date the month and the year and after that just concentrate on the date betweens the 749 x and the other y number
like i told you this is just a tip of the iceberg
and remember this is a gift
and proof that a superior force is controling everything
and remember Diamondhead gave it to you and to the world.
if you become rich beyond your wildest dream you just have to send 10 % of your gain to my cause and you better trust me.
Ah!
I might as well give you the y numbers.
196 it is.


...

[SuperFerret]

I want to say that while I'm sorry about fracture's predicament, I'm not saying anything that I wouldn't say in person. No hiding behind a keyboard for me.

[Anubis]

Man, you must get punched in the face a lot.

[SuperFerret]

Nope. I can tell when and where a good time and place to say something is, and since fracture's name isn't "I have cancer", I wouldn't have known if he'd be offended or not. Of course, being offended is purely on the shoulders of those offended, so I'm not planning on censoring myself needlessly anyway.

[Kane52630]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v612/dan-yoda/fast_times_at_ridgemont_high.jpg

9/10

I like that movie a lot. Cameron Crowe is the best writer of high school movies. Though John Hughes made one of my all-time favorites with Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Cameron Crowe actually got up off his arse and made the transition from critic to writer, y'know, actually having the guts to try and make his own art and get it out there for other people to criticise, rather than sitting around talking about other people's art all day like any old dime a dozen internet armchair critic making fairly obvious observations. It actually pains me sometimes to see how many people waste their time doing this day in and day out on the net, thinking they are some kind of hotshot, lol, it is laughable. I have made the promise to myself never to lurk or log on to any internet discussion forum ever again by the end of 2012, I think I will probably have a pretty solid phobia of them by then anyway, and spend my spare time in that regard working on my art, in whatever form that takes. If you want to be any kind of writer worth your salt, you have to frickin work at it all the time.

Uhhhh................ :dry:

[Anubis]

That guys kinda unstable.

[Kane52630]

I've noticed.

[JustABill]

Wait...whut? What did I just read?

[JP]

Ah, bum. What a bom bom.

[Johnny Drama]

the bum bum song

[SuperFerret]

I confess that I enjoyed the two Whoppers that I ate a little while ago from Burger King.

:wow:

[Parker Wayne]

It's been a few years since someone offered to eat my snot. I feel kinda flattered.

Only if it's in China. If it's not, happening.

Now I'm confused.

I'm afraid of commitment unless it's in rural China.

Sounds like you need to move to rural China, find a hot rural Chinese woman, and feast on her snot!

I will sing her the song of my village as a proper seduction technique.

What if it doesn't work and she uses kung fu treachery!?!

Jokes on her, I blew her nose before I came in the room!

You da Man!

No u da man!

Ok ok. I'm Da man!

Show NUFF

You can be Da Man beside Da Man. How about that?

Man imma be da man besides da man SO HARD.

Sweet!

What?

[Gotham Knight]

He says it'll happen at 6 PM whatever time zone you're in, moving across the globe little by little.

Did he really say that?

You seem worried. :o

I say that as in, that's like, the dumbest thing I've ever heard. There's going to be a natural catastrophe that moves across the earth exactly, to the minute, one hour at a time, in a horizontal direction? Or even a supernatural catastrophe doing that, is really really stupid.

God: Ok, time for the rapture, but remember, even though we didn't have timezones when I created the earth, we have to move exactly one hour at a time in reverse, so that every one gets hit at the same hour on their clock. Like network television.

Jesus: .........Calvin always brings the funny. :funny:

[Kane52630]

Well GUYS, we do have a new viral with the words FIRE RISES put 2 and 2 together people this sounds legit with the fire and BANE!!

...

Was this English?

Yes it was English sorry your illterate!!

What about my illterate?

wow I forgot an I so sue me!! Typing fast its Illiterate

oh my.. :facepalm:

[Gotham Knight]

I would laugh, but that dude was trolling him. He's just setting up people to take the bait and they keep taking it for some reason.

[Prison Mike]

I sense that most of these posts will be from the Batman forum from now on.

[Hound55]

Calvin always brings the funny. :funny:
Not just that, but in places like Queensland... they don't have daylight savings.

So is the rapture just going to go East to West, hold up at the border and check it's watch for a half hour before going further west, and then spread both West AND double-back East to have a crack at Queensland because they're an hour behind everyone else in that time zone?

Also, time zones aren't divvyed up by the minute... and aren't a set distance in length... 15 degrees at the equator is far, FAR longer than 15 degrees in the Arctic and Antarctic circles.

There's... a lot of stupidity about this.

[Kane52630]

Just saying that the scene sounds campy as hell.... and yes, campy is often a bad thing.

Campy = bad? yeah right.

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

What?

I totally understood that.:dry:

[Kane52630]

How long before those Killer Croc rumors resurface? :oldrazz:

when the black guy is allowed on the set (HOW RACIST)

I met that black guy, his epic, always dancing and stuff :awesome:

and teh chicken

uh....

[Gotham Knight]

Yeah I :dry: at that exchange.

[The Original Bamfer]

Let's not TiVo old, closed threads and posts that are extremely inappropriate. Chances are, if the thread is closed and you can realize why, you probably shouldn't link to it. Then to go in and find one of the worst posts in it and quote it? That thread was closed nearly a year ago.

Let me make this plain and clear... digging up old dirt that's clearly defying Hype rule and reposting it makes it your responsibility. And you will have to deal with the consequences.

I'm pretty sure all the above is common sense, but I'll let it be a warning for everyone.

[Parker Wayne]

My mistake about that.

[Kane52630]

...
http://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/captain-america-poster.jpg?w=481&h=717

Is this poster really going to be used to sell the movie? Or is it just some slapped together poster by some unknown company for a monetary purpose?

Yeah, it sure looks slapped together... No work or creative design there at all... Especially not compared to your average blockbuster poster........Transformers 3, now THERE'S a detailed poster.

If Marvel doesn't pay you to defend them and if nothing is on the line in your case then put a lid on it. :whatever:

God forbid that no one who is interested in the movie is even allowed to question this new poster that was revealed recently. :whatever:

Don't respond to SAAD, he doesn't deserve your time to be responded to, or anyone's time.

Really? :whatever:

And you are?

Somebody worth responding to and defending. :yay:



Also, that poster is the bee's knees.

[Anubis]

That looks kinda awesome.

[ComicChick]

Its very awesome

[Marx]

I do love that poster. :up:

[Parker Wayne]

I wish it was a theatrical poster and that they would make that a wide release poster :waa:

[Erzengel]

This is going to be long, but man a few years ago this was hysterical.

Why is sex based soley on physical attraction acceptable...

but sex that's motivated by money is unacceptable?

Still trying to justify it? LOL

There you go. And touting it as far superior to relationships and true human intimacy is tantamount to eating McDonald's 24/7 and mocking everyone else for eating healthy.

jag

I never said sex without a relationship is always superior. However it is possible to have better sex with a stranger than your loved one.

Then explain all the mocking you have done of people in steady relationships and marriages as well as their sex lives in all these various threads. You've consistently touted sex with hookers as far superior, so don't backpedal now, junior.

jag

Like I said earlier, what exactly are you looking for here?

It'd be one thing if you came on here and said yeah I pay for it and that was it. The fact that you have to come here and forcibly shove down our gullets that regular relationships are stupid and we are missing out and what you do is ideal is pathetic and that's why everyone here makes fun of you.

Not to mention his shameless denial of the fact that he can't afford swedish supermodels, and alternately sleeps with male crackwhores and his aunt.

That's another thing!!!

He stated in the reparation threads how he doesn't work. So tell us Richie Rich, how does one pay for a $300-$500 a session hooker?

And where does he do them, since he lives at home?

Like I said before. Sex with a stranger can be more enjoyable than sex with a loved one. True story.

Actually I feel safer with high class escorts than I do with girls I meet at the club. High class escorts use condoms religiously. College girls and other women not so much.

"Meaningful" sex doesn't always equate the most enjoyable sex. Some escorts will make your toes curl. It doesn't matter if you "would die for them" or not.

Yes but the quality is much lower. I rather have threesomes with girls who look like supermodels than be committed to some average chick.

It's like you can't possibly even fathom the idea that a woman can be attracted to a man (or vice versa) not only because they find them physically attractive but because they also find them engaging, charming, funny, intelligent, sensitive, etc., etc., etc. It takes more than pure physical attraction to lure someone to your bed. I know this is brain-melting to you as a concept, but it's actually true.

jag

Actually this thread is comparing sex based purely on physical attraction to sex that is finacially motivated.

Having said that, a girl that's turned on by intelligence is no better than one who's turned on by wealth and status.

The instances of actual sex that are based solely and purely on physical attraction are pretty much nil and you are naive to even think so. There are other factors that come into play to at least some degre, some of which I've already mentioned.

And a girl that's turned on by intelligence would strike me as being less materialistic and more interested in what makes a man what he is than she would be a girl who just wants to be with a man because he's rich and powerful. Big difference.

jag

Actually since jag seems to be the sentimental type his point is actually valid. Sex is better for him when there is emotion involved. It is strange though how you only seem to be able to offer the viewpoint of having to pay for sex. Most of us don't have to pay to get laid. Look as though you might be in the minority there.

Yes I am in the minority. :csad:


















Not many guys have had threesomes with beautiful women. :woot:

BTW- Jag cries during sex. :ninja:

Riiiiiiiiight.... :cwink:

And we are all really really really jealous... aren't we guys?

Not many sexy young women are going to be attracted to you by your 55th birthday. But if you pay to get two 19-year old, swedish models to fulfill your sexual fantasies I promise I won't be mad at you. :cwink:

I never bang the same hooker twice. So many sexy women, so little time.

You guys also realize that Blind_Fury admits to not having a job and he's a full time student, so the act of him buying a hooker is almost impossible.

And he lives at home.

It's not just power, it's choice. Having a choice of the finest women and how and when they will fullful my fantasies. It sure beats having sexual relations on a woman's terms.

Having to impress women to get a little action is ridiculous. Threesomes with beautiful women is every man's natural born right.

How exactly do you pay for all this action?


I do find it funny that he doesn't go into detail or answer any questions.
He goes to school and lives at home, yet he can afford a few hundred dollars for sex with a hooker?

Seriously BF how many times a year do you do this and how do you pay for it?

I'm sure you won't answer this but I will try and add it on every page. :up:

So that's why you hate prostittution. Your uncle sold you to a trick for a pack of cigarettes.

I don't know what's worse, your lack of knowledge on anything to do with women, relationships or sex, your analogies, your refusal to answer any questions or your sad excuses for insults.

I guess all the above has to suffice.

blind_fury,

Not sure if you saw this, and I wanted you to be sure you did so you could answer the questions:

So how do you afford these hookers if you live at home, go to school and don't have a job? Where do you "do" them at? How often do you engage their services?

jag

Oh and blind fury?

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

Spekaing of the Watchemn, how does Blind Fury pay for all these Swedish Model. Also, Where does he live that has a lot of Swedish Models? Because if it isnt' Sweden, I'm suspicious

Welcome triplefive.

Hey I have a question for you?

How does blind_fury pay for sex with hookers, when he lives at home, goes to school and doesn't have a job? :huh:

This is a theoretical argument. I'm defending an individual's right to pay for sex. My current sex life is a non-issue.

This thread is great and

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

Ok, lets make it an issue.

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

I haven't had this much fun with a thread since Holly's peeing thread.
Even though him and GAH are going to go angry online guy on us.:oldrazz:

Theoretical? Since when? Also, how do you afford these hookers?

Nobody believes you.

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

Alright I understand.

But one other question, how do you pay for hookers, being in school, living at home and not having a job?

BF's threesomes consist of himself, Mrs. Claus and the Easter Bunny :o

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

So, wait, wait, wait, guys....what I'm REALLY wondering about blind_fury is this; how does he afford these hookers if he lives at home, goes to school and don't have a job? Where does he "do" them at? How often does he engage their services? These are important things that would support his argument, but they are suspiciously lacking from his supporting evidence which makes me think that's just lying about all of this and he's never had sex with a call girl in his life. I'd hate to think someone was trying to paint their fantasy life as reality because that would be...you know...dishonest and stuff. :down

jag

[Erzengel]

Continued


Yeah, wait your smurfin turn! :cmad:

oh and...

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

Jag I agree, I think some questions left unanswered are

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

These are good questions.

But I'd like to add how does he also do this as a student?

Another great, correlating question is how does he afford these things without a job?

jag

In additon: As A Student, where does he get the funds?

I've never joined the community bandwagon before, but this one is too good.

So...
How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

how does he also do this as a student?

As A Student, where does he get the funds?

You pose interesting points, but we must also ask:

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

Ok, lets make it an issue.

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

I haven't had this much fun with a thread since Holly's peeing thread.
Even though him and GAH are going to go angry online guy on us.:oldrazz:

Theoretical? Since when? Also, how do you afford these hookers?

Nobody believes you.

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

Ok, lets make it an issue.

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

I haven't had this much fun with a thread since Holly's peeing thread.
Even though him and GAH are going to go angry online guy on us.:oldrazz:

Theoretical? Since when? Also, how do you afford these hookers?

Nobody believes you.

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

Alright I understand.

But one other question, how do you pay for hookers, being in school, living at home and not having a job?

BF's threesomes consist of himself, Mrs. Claus and the Easter Bunny :o

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

So, wait, wait, wait, guys....what I'm REALLY wondering about blind_fury is this; how does he afford these hookers if he lives at home, goes to school and don't have a job? Where does he "do" them at? How often does he engage their services? These are important things that would support his argument, but they are suspiciously lacking from his supporting evidence which makes me think that's just lying about all of this and he's never had sex with a call girl in his life. I'd hate to think someone was trying to paint their fantasy life as reality because that would be...you know...dishonest and stuff. :down

jag

Yeah, wait your smurfin turn! :cmad:

oh and...

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

Jag I agree, I think some questions left unanswered are

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

These are good questions.

But I'd like to add how does he also do this as a student?

Another great, correlating question is how does he afford these things without a job?

jag

In additon: As A Student, where does he get the funds?

I've never joined the community bandwagon before, but this one is too good.

So...
How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

how does he also do this as a student?

As A Student, where does he get the funds?

You pose interesting points, but we must also ask:

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

You guys realize that B-F is probbly in the process of PMing mods telling them to close this thread to not answer these important questions.

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

I was watching an HBO special on Hookers and Johns.

And it led me to ponder about blind_fury.

He's a student, living at home, with no job.

Yet he's able to have sex with prostitutes.

Where does he get the money?

I will hunt him down to get these questions answered...

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

This led me to also ponder

He has no job, has sex with prostitues, and lives at home

Yet he gets money

How is he a student?

And what is he a student of? Debate?

Also:

How do you pay for sex with hookers, while living at home?

And where do you have sex with them?

And how often do you pay them to do so?

In the movie Pretty Woman, Richard Gere's character has a high paying job so it's very easy to see how he can pay Julia Roberts' character.

If you apply that to here, how does bf pay for prositutes when he has no job?

You guys scared him off. :( Now we don't get to hear anymore of his fairy tales. Good work :cmad:

Hi Lurk,

Do you know how unemployed, living at home, student pays for hookers?

and so goes the monthly blind_fury provocation and subsequent call-out.


see you guys next month.

I need a cigarette now.

[Anubis]

Hahah, that was awesome. :up:

Incidentally, most unemployed students who live at home with their mothers tend to pay for hookers by selling term papers.

[Parker Wayne]

:lmao:

And at BF's comments

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1579/untitle1.gif

[twylight]

It was bound to happen :O

I love you Mr. Lips.

Dop Lips rules!!!

:confused:

I didn't realise I spelt it wrong :o

Ha, I didn't notice either. That makes this thread worthwhile.

How much cider is required to make a man mispell the word "DOG"? :eek:
P and G aren't even close on the keyboard.
bOiNg!:up:

I haven't had any alcohol today. :o

Dear gop, what a loser.

Let's hear it for Gopzilla2000, THWIG* and Puende Verde as well!
YAY!

Wilhelp has a nice ring to it.

Ha, no way. Sounds so disgustingly friendly and selfless,heh

Thanks, Mildew-Stream!

Now, hey! Hey! I demand my own Appreciation thread here!!!

You want a Gopzilla2000 Appreciation Thread?

Podzilla2000*

Fun times :woot:

Yeah never been here before so if this is a TiVO of a Tivo I apologize

[The Original Bamfer]

Let's not TiVo old, closed threads and posts that are extremely inappropriate. Chances are, if the thread is closed and you can realize why, you probably shouldn't link to it. Then to go in and find one of the worst posts in it and quote it? That thread was closed nearly a year ago.

Let me make this plain and clear... digging up old dirt that's clearly defying Hype rule and reposting it makes it your responsibility. And you will have to deal with the consequences.

I'm pretty sure all the above is common sense, but I'll let it be a warning for everyone.

I reiterate the bolded segment.

The Hype has changed a lot in five years. That's an understatement, actually. And those changes must be respected.

[JustABill]

Human Faced Satan Cat was amazing, AMAZING. My earliest Hype memory. :o

[The Original Bamfer]

Okay, but most probably don't find jokes about having sex with cats amazing, funny and/or appropriate - I know Hype! Law doesn't.

[twylight]

:csad: Sorry...

[Anubis]

Aw come on.....:(

[Kane52630]

You haven't read enough then. Killing Joke is hardly layered. Moore said he doesn't like it and it is really just too violent. And I agree, since it was initially OOC he could do what he wanted. Including crippling Babs and having Bats go insane/kill Joker. Year One is not all that layered either it's rather formulaic, unlike a few things in The Dark Knight ("With the Joker it never is") and defines Batman very well, as emulated with Batman Begins, but since Begins is longer, it could incorporate things from other stories like, The Man Who Falls etc.

If you want a story that is truly layered and of equal length to a film read The first half of the Grant Morrison run. It is comprised of Batman & Son, The Black Glove, RIP, Batman Reborn, Batman VS Robin and The Return of Bruce Wayne. THAT is a layered story.


:doh:

[Immortalfire]

I was reminded of long lost Mr Parker...the ORGANICS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!! king.

Spider-Man without the mechs is like Batman without the batmobile,or Captain America without his shield or James Bond drinking a beer instead of the classic martini shaken but not stirred that he always asked for.

anybody who likes organic webbing is not a true spidey fan because the fact that people could possibly not care about sony raping to death his character like they did in the movie by giving him organic webbing makes me sick.They have raped to death his character with organics because he is a damn monster now and no longer human anymore. the REAL reason they used organics in the movie was the director was too damn lazy to try and incorporate them in the movie because he did not want to take the extra 5 minutes of screentime it would take to put them in the movie and explain them so he took the easy and lazy way out with organics. the shooters are very much an important part of his character because like you said,he could always show his superiour intelligence over the average man with them.any idiot like flash thompson could have become spiderman with organic webbing but not just anybody could have had the smarts like peter did to invent th webbing.he was a special and unique person,it was a gift he had that very few people have.and you hit the nail on the head,it makes no sense for the webbing to shoot out of his hands.realistically they would shoot out of his butt.Great thread. if not for those stupid movies of sonys and that idiot director sam raimi ,they would never have been introduced in the comics.

because of organics we now got the character of MAN-SPIDER instead of spider-man

[Kane52630]

This is a continuation thread, the old thread is 358187

Honestly Thread Manager, I'm getting sick of your *****. Ever since you came around, you've walked around this place like you fricken owned it, just locking threads left and right, and feeling like you can just make a new one because you feel like it. I'm god damn tired of it, and I'm tired of you. I dare you to come meet me in person, I fricken dare you. I would lay you down so damn hard you wouldn't be able to walk for months. You better pray to god that I don't ever run into you, because if I do, you're done. But obviously you're too pu**y to even make a post on these forums, so I bet if you saw me, you'd just run away like a little b**ch.
...

[Anubis]

:lmao:


That's gotta be a f**king joke. Nobody could possibly be that stupid.

[Prison Mike]

That's clearly a joke.

[Kane52630]

:lmao:


That's gotta be a f**king joke. Nobody could possibly be that stupid.

That's clearly a joke.

Never underestimate the batboards. :oldrazz:

[Anubis]

I don't know.


It is from the bat boards. :o

[Prison Mike]

batboards?! :argh:

[Anubis]

Here's something I found amusing.

Well now she can kill as many kids as she wants that she has. That would be Double Jeopardy & she can not be tried for the same type of murder


Whole lotta gems of people freaking out cuz some white chick got away with killing her kid.

[Prison Mike]

The Casey Anthony trial has certainly brought out passion from some posters...

[Anubis]

I know right? And here I thought everybody was a buncha sad Misanthropes and cared more about dog fighting than kids getting killed.

[Parker Wayne]

I don't even know what the Casey Anthony trial is.

[Hound55]

Whole lotta gems of people freaking out cuz some white chick got away with killing her kid.
Wooooooow...

Some people REALLY don't understand what they're talking about...

[Immortalfire]

Honestly Thread Manager, I'm getting sick of your *****. Ever since you came around, you've walked around this place like you fricken owned it, just locking threads left and right, and feeling like you can just make a new one because you feel like it. I'm god damn tired of it, and I'm tired of you. I dare you to come meet me in person, I fricken dare you. I would lay you down so damn hard you wouldn't be able to walk for months. You better pray to god that I don't ever run into you, because if I do, you're done. But obviously you're too pu**y to even make a post on these forums, so I bet if you saw me, you'd just run away like a little b**ch....

:lmao:

:funny:

:lmao:

[Kane52630]

Elite man... you are just being too narrow-minded.

Kevin can't play the part ALL the time and they can't keep oscillating between Conroy and Romano.

Kevin's good... but no ones that good. And on the subject of Conroy... his attitude towards Christian Bale is just downright shocking at times.

Agreed. He actually mocked him once at some fanboy gathering, that's both unprofessional and really quite childish.

Considering his general good vibes towards all previous Batman actors (especially Michael Keaton)... and even Rino Romano, I was unimpressed with his attitude.

In response to a fans question on twitter... on how he felt about Bale... all he said was ''pitiful''.

Sheesh...

Eh, opinions are like **********. Sometimes they get itchy.

Just like an opinion on what a voice actor thinks about someone. :hehe:


I knew someone would say that.

Look.

Conroy can think whatever he likes about Bale, but blasting and mocking him in public is pretty spineless, dumb**** behaviour IN MY OPINION.

Because that is how opinions work. :dry:



"pitiful" OMG HOW UNPROFESSIONAL!
:dry:

[Parker Wayne]

I don't see how him mocking Bale's Batman voice is pitiful, especially when he's giving his opinion and everyone mocks Bale.

[Anubis]

Also, Bale's Batman voice sucks.


That's just a totally irrefutable fact.

[C. Lee]

Also, Bale's Batman voice sucks.


That's just a totally irrefutable fact.

That's actually an OPINION..... 1 + 1 = 2 is FACT.

[SuperFerret]

1 + 1 = 2 is an opinion too. You're just bringing in your preconceived definitions of what symbols should represent numbers into this.

[C. Lee]

1 + 1 = 2 is an opinion too. You're just bringing in your preconceived definitions of what symbols should represent numbers into this.

That's also an opinion because you don't know if it is preconcieved or that I was the person who actually concieved of it and have watched it's use over the ages.

[SuperFerret]

True.



Or is it?

[The Original Bamfer]

Everyone doesn't know exactly what everything is when nothing can't be known indefinitely for sure, though no one can't understand that everything is not unknowable when knowing everything isn't impossibly possible.

Duh. :whatever:

[SuperFerret]

I guess, but what if the opposite?

[Parker Wayne]

My reaction to this whole page:

http://inception.davepedu.com/

[Kane52630]

How are they even gonna talk about it without mentioning "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"?

Same way they talk about the main event of WM XX, they just don't. I remember my Wrestlemania program that I got at WM 24 listed every WM event and the highlights of the shows and for WM 20 it said " The World Heavyweight Championship was won in a Triple Threat match". Didn't say by who, just that it had been won.




http://i.imgur.com/uWlID.gif

:hehe:



Noob Saibot was an awesome champion during his brief tenure in WWE.
:funny:

[Manic]

I was thinking "Who the hell in WWE/F's history would they never want to mention again?" Then I looked up Westlemania XX, realized who won that match, and I had my answer. :ninja:

[Nemi]

I was thinking "Who the hell in WWE/F's history would they never want to mention again?" Then I looked up Westlemania XX, realized who won that match, and I had my answer. :ninja:

Do not speak of this...if you do.....they will find you.

[Parker Wayne]

I lol'd at the gif.

Do not speak of this...if you do.....they will find you.

Yes, Michael Caine will find you.

*Pulls out gun*

Go!

[Nemi]

I lol'd at the gif.



Yes, Michael Caine will find you.

*Pulls out gun*

Go!

*10 years later *

Me: You still haven't given up on finding us.
Michael Caine: *points gun*.....NEVAH!

[Team Andino]

What's with the title of the thread?

[Kane52630]

Got a long one, and BOY! You have all been decieved and lied to! Click the death rolling SPOILER tag:


I am a 15 year old girl, on the the track team, cheerleading, a straight A student, with lots of friends, I am an artist, a writer, and I still love to watch spongbob even though I'm 15 haha. I like the movies, the mall, and the beach. I have a puppy, my older sister, and my mother, my sister who I am closer to anyone in the world.

No one would ever suspect that I am a voreaphile. As most voreaphiles, well they are like me, normal people who keep it a secret. But why should they tell the world? It is no one's business wat I fantasize about, and I'm sure everyone has their own little strange thing about them, whether it be another strange fetish, something weird they have done, or some weird hobby they have.

The point is, that I am not sure why I have this fetish, but I do know that it is something that I developed as a child. I do know that people who are voreaphiles are no different from anyone else, as it is merely a FANTASY fetish, that remains in the mind of the individual.They keep it to themselves, heck someone you know might be a voreaphile! I have realied lately, that just because I have one weird fetish does not make me a sick, disgusting, weird person, because everyone has they're own little something.

Recently, I have tried to analyze why I am attracted to M/f soft vore. Being a petite, short, and thin girl, I'm only about 5ft 1" and 98 pounds, I'm not what you'd call "strong." I have this attraction to larger men, not like buff, or muscular, but like tall guys.

Most girls are attracted to tall guys, so that's normal. I like feeling protected by my boy, like if I was in danger, he cares about me, and he could protect me.

So In a way, I am attracted to a dominant man. I'm all for equality of women and stuff. But I like having a man bigger and stronger than me, who can protect me. I feel safe with a man who is tall and strong. If that makes sense.

So there we go, I think my attraction to vore is due to a combination of my attraction to strong, dominant, men, who can protect me, as well as my childhood fear of vore. Although connected in a strange sort of way, I see vore, as male physical domination of a woman, and that in my mind shows he can protect her, and care for her.

So that's it. My vore story, and why I think I'm attracted too it. Probably the longest answer on here, but there you go straight from a voreaphile herself.


Call me weird, call me strange, I know my attraction to vore is weird. But there's nothing I can do about it, I've tried to make it go away, but the truth is it wont. It's something I will have to learn to accept overtime.
:yay:

this is one for the books. :dry:

[Kane52630]

This story by ETM is infamous.

Our next submission is The Immortal's:

Tale of the Werewolf.

A bunch of friends went on a camping trip. They found a nice place in the woods for their camp site in the late afternoon and had a nice fire going right as it turned to night. Everything was fine. Except for the full moon high above them in the night sky. Their friend Leno, who they also called jackass as he reminded them of the talk show host who screwed over Conan, got up nervously and said he has to excuse himself. They all assumed he went to take a pee pee or a poo poo. Or maybe the dreaded d word as they had made the mistake of having Taco Bell before arriving in the woods.

About ten minutes after Leno left the camp fire site, they all heard a wolf howl in the distance. Tara stood up, looking fine as ever and said sarcastically 'I hope that wasn't a werewolf, geez.' Bobby, Daffney, Mick, and Angle all laughed. As soon as they got done laughing a giant werewolf leaped out of the darkness of the night. It stood on it's back legs and howled at them. Bobby grabbed Tara and shoved her at the beast. It picked her up and threw her twenty yards into a tree head first, killing her instantly. Angle charged at it but it crawed into his chest with ease, sending him to the forest ground sprewling blood.

Bobby took off to his left running like the girl he was. Mick shouted at Daffney to run back to the car, which was in the direction Bobby was heading. The werewolf slowly took steps towards Mick. Mick stood his ground and closed his eyes. He opened them and his eyes are red! He ducked a strike from the werewolf at Flash like speed. He blocked a series of strikes from it with ease, then sent it flying back first into a tree with his mind. It whimpered as it began to stand up. Mick 'Should not have turned, Leno.' Behind him a person stepped out of the shadows. It's Leno. 'I didn't, Cousin Chuck did.' said Leno as he aimed a gun at the back of Mick's head. Mick turned around right as a bullet met his head. Blood splattered into the fire from Mick's head. The werewolf walked over to the dead body and kicked it into the fire. 'I said just scare them and get Mick alone and kill only him. What's done and done.'

[Kane52630]

I confess that I like to wear women's panties. I wear them everyday. My gf knows, so does my mom. It's all good.

Nothing wrong with that.

I confess I wonder what human flesh tastes like. Sometimes when I'm eating meat I pretend it's human. :ninja:

Something wrong with that.

I'm not saying I'd go out and murder someone and eat them.

But if you met a hard core Voreophile, you wouldn't hesitate to nosh on some shin.

No comment.

Yeeeaaaah you're kinda creepy. :o

But I'm not judging you.

I'm totally judging you.

Well half the people here thought I was creepy the first time they saw my picture, so nothing lost, I guess.

:wow:

So do I!
Wow, I am NOT alone! :wow:




I confess, I have sick fascination with cannibalism and serial killers....

...

[ComicChick]

anubis is a funny guy :up:

[B.A. Baracus]

Words escape me.

[twylight]

Anubis is a funny guy :up:

I think that really is the whole point of that conversation. :up:

[Parker Wayne]

This film was great... I thoroughly enjoyed the old Indiana jones type feel to it.

My only issue was the major issue was that everyone recognizes is the Blue suit... WHY BLUE and WHY a Blue color palette. it made no damn sense.. What's up with this whole inspiration from Avatar. Blue magic energy lighting weapons, Blue costumes, Blue overall look to the CGI backgrounds and skies and sets... all looked like Januz Kaminski dull blue. Why are they ALWAYS Trying to confuse the damn audience... just stop, stop in the name of the lawwwee, inspector clouseau style malayali hupti de la bambo sethu allah hi allah kel rehmatullah... khulam khullah rehem matullah... il hoodim, don't try to deny... this confusing made some audience member who have no intersted in keptin USA or American Keptin then sudden see movie cuz it REMIND THEM OF BIGGER GROSSER AVATAR... THEY SWINDLED AUDIENCE AGAIN... WHY


:lmao:

[BatmanInc]

Echostation is ****ing insane. He thinks audiences will think Cap is Avatar because the SKY IS ****ING BLUE?

The reason Cap is blue? Since he's been blue for the past, oh, 70 years?

The color blue has been in movies long before Avatar. If he sees blue and automatically thinks 'Avatar', he's....mentally challenged.

[BatmanInc]

I also have one. I couldn't find the exact quote, but it was something along this line:


There will never, ever be a live action Avengers movie.

[Anubis]

Echostation is ****ing insane. He thinks audiences will think Cap is Avatar because the SKY IS ****ING BLUE?

The reason Cap is blue? Since he's been blue for the past, oh, 70 years?

The color blue has been in movies long before Avatar. If he sees blue and automatically thinks 'Avatar', he's....mentally challenged.

Sarcasm, achieved. :hehe:

[BatmanInc]

Wait, he was being sarcastic?

.....

The ****?

[Anubis]

Duh. :funny:

[Kane52630]

1: Ofcourse she looked like a zombie. She had that terrible "cheap horror movie" suit.
http://i.imgur.com/mdLmz.jpg
She's as pale as snow and those zips are terrible.
2: I agree on the fact that she should wear a cowl, but the character is based on the word cat-burglar not on an actual cat person. If she is flexible and feline in her movements as well as independent, strong and beautiful then she is Catwoman.
3: I'm glad we won't get that childish stuff this time.

:facepalm:

[Anubis]

There are many reasons to avoid the Bat forums. This is one of them.

[Kane52630]

What's sad is that i've left looking into the batboards for a while now until I thought "hey, I'm sure they got it together like that week people week people were banned for posting the bootleg trailer and it was much quieter." but sure enough this happens...

[Kane52630]

I have finally watched Captain America.

It's just what I expected: a bad movie. And it's very sad to say so, because I was hoping I was wrong.

Evans still has boyish looks and demeanour; the outfit is a watered down version of Captain America; Red Skull is not a villain, it's just make up and special effects, nothing else, a void character; Bucky's death is irrelevant,cause it doesn't have the perfect timing it has in the comics, leaving Cap hopeless and desperate at the end of the war, to wake up in another time and place: in the movie, it's just a cliché of "dead friend" that strenghtens his motivation; poor Atwell is also a cliché of the "strong woman". Etc, etc, etc.

The first act almost convinced me it would be a good ride: it has some "Riders of the Lost Ark" thing about it, but the cheap patriotic innuendo is already spoiling the story. After the first act, it's downright crap.

It's 3 out of 10, for me.

Even worse: the last photos from Cleveland are terrible. Captain America's look is a DISASTER. His boots look like sneakers, his cap and all his outfit are from some Comic Con (Thor is also looking cheap). How can they make such mistakes after almost 20 years of perfecting the translation comicbook - cinema? Beats me.

Oh well. Maybe it is the end of superhero movies. And seeing Catwoman in Nolan's upcoming Dark Knight Rises, doom is spread in all directions. :doh:

lol

[Aesop Rocks]

He's so correct though.

[Kane52630]

Once again another miscast. Dwayne Johnson is a good actor & I enjoy his movies BUT, he's not African-American & I don't think he can play Roadblock. They probably will also change his personality & the ryhmes will be left out.

:huh: :dry:

[Aesop Rocks]

:huh: :dry:

DAS RACIST! :cmad:

[Immortalfire]

Do not ever forget this guy.


Can you give more detail on how you are successful with women?

Ok. Before I went to High School I went roller skating with friends and there was this attracive brunette named Ashley who liked me. Ashley friend who was blonde came over and told me that her friend likes me. So I ended up skating with her and she just keep staying close to me.She was really attracted to me. Then there are other times where I have managed to carry a conversation with many different women that I like in High Schoo. I have been the ones to start the conversation usually, and I have been able to get along with them, and look them in the eyes. There was a blonde in High School who was a Senior one year ahead who would keep telling me I was looking hot. Then there was the woman I knew my Senior year the same grade as me who I was really attracted to and got along with really well. Close to the end of the school year I asked her if I could get a hug and said yes. We walked down the hall with both arms around each other. This is the same woman after graduation I was walking to my car after graduation and I noticed she was ahead of me. So I started to walk faster and then ended putting my arm around and ask if that was fun. I think she said the graduation was boring her mom was one the side smilling I couldn't what she said but it defenitly seemed like I was accepted and that I am charming....

[Anubis]

Either he was a comic genius or slightly touched in the head.

[Kane52630]

although that was funny as hell, I thought we can't dig up old posts?

[Anubis]

You can if you're a Mod. :o

[Parker Wayne]

DAS RACIST! :cmad:

And wrong. He's Half African-American and half Samoan.

[Kane52630]

Not sure if anyone's aware of this shocking Hollywood revelation, but legend goes like this: Tom Hanks pisses in the movies that are considered his best films. In other words, he does not pee in The Ladykillers or The DaVinci Code.

But boy, he goes to town in:

Saving Private Ryan

The Green Mile - He has a urinary tract infection, and we see him try to pee (with pain) several times.

Cast Away - He pees near the palm trees, and:
BONUS: He poops, and is shy about it, and covers it with sand.

Apollo 13 - Tom Hanks pisses in space.

Forrest Gump - After 15 Dr. Peppers, he tells JFK he has to pee.

Road to Perdition

A League of Their Own - He pees for a full minute in front of ladies.

The Terminal

All of these movies feature Tom Hanks going Numero Uno.

Coincidence?

http://i.imgur.com/6LW6p.jpg


Listen, I'm going to be honest here...but I really think there is something up in starting a thread about someone peeing even as a joke thread. Now, it's not like I'm against pee, peeing, or hell, even being peed on, but you need to step back and realize that you've created a thread observing a famous actor pissing on screen.

I don't know if that's really all that harmless or not. I'm just...not sure. A very gray area is being stained yellow here.



:batman:

[Parker Wayne]

:awesome:

[Kane52630]

Up all night working.

Anyone here?

oh hai mark.

:dry:

Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.

Do you have a problem?

Of course what do ya think? They already put my ideas into practice. The bank saves money and they are using me and I am the fool.

http://i51.tinypic.com/hv9wuw.jpg

[SuperFerret]

Faux pas Kane, faux pas.

[Kane52630]

Hey, leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

[WillardNation]

So what's this thread all about?

[Anubis]

Capturing awesome moments in Hype History for cataloging purposes.

[WillardNation]

Nice.

[twylight]

But only moments that aren't too old. :csad:

[Kane52630]

Scarlett's midsection looks pretty pudgy to me... Something I don't want to see on Black Widow. She should've exercised more for the role. Speaking of which, I hope Sam got in shape for the role of Fury this time.

Your crazy dude. She's in good shape. She's just not anorexic.

I'd like to butter that biscuit :hrt:

I don't understand why some people have a problem with the pudgy comment. There's obviously a slight pudge there, it isn't too hard to see. I'm not saying Scarlett looks horrible, because she doesn't at all. What I'm saying is that I think she should be in slightly better shape since she's portraying Black Widow. I have the same problem with Sam Jackson as Nick Fury, but his pudge is a lot more obvious.

http://i.imgur.com/OMJrD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IJv4h.jpg

not again.

[JJJ's Ulcer]

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/comic-book-guy.jpg

Personally, I find Scarlett too pudgy. Look at her midsection in particular. She should be in much better shape if she wants to play Black-- ... oh, pizza's here.

[ThePowerCosmic]

not again.

:dry: Really dude?

[ThePowerCosmic]

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/comic-book-guy.jpg

Personally, I find Scarlett too pudgy. Look at her midsection in particular. She should be in much better shape if she wants to play Black-- ... oh, pizza's here.

Maaan... I'm actually pretty skinny.. What you don't understand is that-- Nevermind, not the thread to be discussing these topics. :whatever:

[JJJ's Ulcer]

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/comic-book-guy.jpg

Maaan... I'm actually pretty skinny.. What you don't understand is that-- Nevermind, not the thread to be discussing these topics.

[SuperFerret]

I got laid thanks to this thread. Thanks KaineDamo!

:horrifiedlook:

[ThePowerCosmic]

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/comic-book-guy.jpg

Maaan... I'm actually pretty skinny.. What you don't understand is that-- Nevermind, not the thread to be discussing these topics.

:angry: Jerk...

[Spider-Fan]

PowerCosmic, I will gladly take one for the team and take Scarlett and all her "pudge" for you :up:

[twylight]

SpiFa would 'crack her over like a shotgun'. :o

[ThePowerCosmic]

PowerCosmic, I will gladly take one for the team and take Scarlett and all her "pudge" for you :up:

Hey, I would jump on Scarlett in a heartbeat... she's hot! I just don't think her slight pudge suits her role as Widow. This thread is hilarious though, I'm gonna see if I can find any quotes. :awesome:

[SuperFerret]

I don't see any "pudge".

[Spider-Fan]

SpiFa would 'crack her over like a shotgun'. :o

I'm willing to make that sacrifice :o

[ThePowerCosmic]

I don't see any "pudge".

Pudge, paunch, whatever you wanna call it. It's only slight, though. Still noticeable to me, when you compare her to her IM2. But this isn't the thread to be discussing this, so I'll stop now.
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/1287/ergrgergverfv.png

[BlackLantern]

still 10x better than any girl that even breathes in your direction will ever look

[twylight]

And, I see the difference. Looks like she put on some weight, but it's nothing that can't be fixed in post-production! :awesome:

I'm willing to make that sacrifice :o

You're a good man. :up:

[Anubis]

Pudge, paunch, whatever you wanna call it. It's only slight, though. Still noticeable to me, when you compare her to her IM2. But this isn't the thread to be discussing this, so I'll stop now.
http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/1287/ergrgergverfv.png

Yeah, but any thread you discuss it in will still make you sound like an over analyzing fanboy talking s**t about chicks you couldn't get in a million years.

Whether that's your intent or not, it is what it is. :o


That's why it's here. Because it's funny and it invokes, well, comic book guy references.

[WalkingDeadMike]

While she may not be the number 1 hottest chick on the planet anymore, like she was around IM2, she is still in the top 10 easily and is nowhere near pudgey. And I definitely don't think she's "not fit enough to play BW".

And I agree with Anubis, so you should probably just quit trying to debate the topic.

[ThePowerCosmic]

Yeah, but any thread you discuss it in will still make you sound like an over analyzing fanboy talking s**t about chicks you couldn't get in a million years.

Whether that's your intent or not, it is what it is. :o


That's why it's here. Because it's funny and it invokes, well, comic book guy references.

How am I talking ***** about Scarlett? I never once called her ugly, gross, or anything of the sort. I think she's a very attractive woman, it's just that I can't help noticing a change in her appearance from IM2 to The Avengers. I'm not suffering if I can't get the woman because I realize that I'll probably never even interact with her, that's life. It's not like you'll get the girl in your avatar, so what's the big deal? I'm no different from the fans that talk about Cap's physique change in his new suit, so get off of my back. :whatever:

[ThePowerCosmic]

While she may not be the number 1 hottest chick on the planet anymore, like she was around IM2, she is still in the top 10 easily and is nowhere near pudgey. And I definitely don't think she's "not fit enough to play BW".

And I agree with Anubis, so you should probably just quit trying to debate the topic.
Why...? I should stop because you agree with Anubis? That won't stop me from having my own personal opinions, bud. I'll probably continue, just not on this thread.

[Anubis]

How am I talking ***** about Scarlett? I never once called her ugly, gross, or anything of the sort. I think she's a very attractive woman, it's just that I can't help noticing a change in her appearance from IM2 to The Avengers. I'm not suffering if I can't get the woman because I realize that I'll probably never even interact with her, that's life. I'm no different from the fans that talk about Cap's physique change in his new suit, so get off of my back. :whatever:

I said that's what it makes you SOUND like. Like I said. Whether that's your intent or not, that's how it is taken.

[Spider-Fan]

You're a good man. :up:

The things I will do in the name of team :hrt:

[WalkingDeadMike]

Why...? I should stop because you agree with Anubis? That won't stop me from having my own personal opinions, bud. I'll probably continue, just not on this thread.

No, you should stop because you're loosing credibility with each new post and like Anubis said, you sound like an over-analyzing fanboy. Honestly, I'm just trying to save you the embarrassment of this going on any further, but keep it up if you like. I'm enjoying the jokes at your expense.

"Tis better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."

[ThePowerCosmic]

No, you should stop because you're loosing credibility with each new post and like Anubis said, you sound like an over-analyzing fanboy. Honestly, I'm just trying to save you the embarrassment of this going on any further, but keep it up if you like. I'm enjoying the jokes at your expense.

"Tis better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."

I don't care what people think, if I have an opinion then I'll gladly voice it. Whether people think these opinions are stupid or not, is their own opinion. I have no problem with it at all, some of you seem to though. Guess I'm just a big ol' laughing stock now. :awesome:

[Anubis]

Yeah pretty much.

[ThePowerCosmic]

Yeah pretty much.

:word:
tfslY_AvhLw

[Kane52630]

This ENTIRE board died within minutes.

:NOBEUNO:

You..you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

We should talk, because I have no clue to your current asshatery towards me.

Anything for my princess!

We're done.

Why JStorm, why? Please talk to me! Please!
:oldrazz:

[Kane52630]

Many Afghans Have Never Heard of 9/11 Attacks

Right, a lot of them live in villages in that part of the world where their major concern is growing food and doing an honest days work. There are many parts of the world like this that still exist. This shouldn't surprise anyone.

Can you imagine not having seen The Dark Knight? That movie changed my life. And some of them will never even know the movie exists.

And so many Batfans can't understand why people say bad things about them....:facepalm:

Agreed, C. Lee.

:doh:

[Parker Wayne]

Wow. There are people that have not seen TDK? :o:oldrazz:

[Gotham Knight]

Good lord. You're better than that Kane. At least I hope you realize it was complete sarcasm PW.

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Great way to bump this thread!

[Erzengel]

What was the greatest day of my life, was it when I graduated high school, college? Met my wife? Had my first child? No, it was when I saw TDK for the first time.

[C. Lee]

The Duck Knight quacked me up.

[Marx]

The batforums definitely have a reputation...

[Parker Wayne]

Good lord. You're better than that Kane. At least I hope you realize it was complete sarcasm PW.

Needs more exaggeration and caps. :funny:

[ComicChick]

The Duck Knight quacked me up.

:rimshot:

[Parker Wayne]

Robin got shot in the spine?

Yeah, during the first Red Hood arc in Batman & Robin. Talia took him and replaced his spine.
Which she could control, and made Deathstroke take control of Robin's body to fight Dick! :yay:
Talia just hates Dick so much!
She has problems with Dick, certainly, but she has worked with Dick when she had no other recourse in the past.
Usually when you have problems with dick, like chaffing or what have you, it's best to give it a rest for a bit. Maybe Talia should take five.
But there was no need for her to have Deathstroke beat Dick like that

He was just furiously beating Dick

Hahaha

[ComicChick]

:rimshot:

[Kane52630]

I now firmly believe that Time Warner is attempting to sabotage the Avengers, just like they tried to sabotage Cap with Rotten Tomatoes.

I hope SOMEONE is getting the third degree over this cover. Seriously . . . most underwhelming thing ever. Now I mean, the reason I am upset is because I want this movie to go off really well and it is looking great. However, its just . . . it feels moves like this can really affect public perception or how people might view the flick.

I mean it's pretty obvious. Time Warner properties get the star treatment. Look at all the Watchmen posters that were posted pages back. That was WB's movie and look how much more effort was put in there to making them look good? Not so much here for Avengers. Halle Berry's Catwoman got a ****ing cover story from EW.

EW is a joke. I blame them and put this on their shoulders.

At the same time, I'm confused why Marvel/Disney who seem to have been very careful and selective on all the material on this flick that's out there . . . why would they approve or let this cover go on the shelves?

I mean I ask, are we just being too picky about this? Is it because we're fans? Are other people in the general public going to see this cover and be interested?

Shame on you EW. Shame on you.

I say bombard that EW guy's Twitter and show how disappointed we are with how they put that cover together.

lol

[Anubis]

:doh:

[Kane52630]

and it continues lol

I was thinking the exact same thing with regards to Time/Warner. I mean, I'm sure no one within that company forced Ruffalo to give that "pouty" look, or the others to stand there and look....whatever. However, this cover looks like some kid just put this together in his basement at the last minute. There's no excuse for this amateurish-looking creation.

I don't think it's being picky. I think we all have reasonably high hopes and somewhat realistic expectations for the final product. However, when it comes to this cover......I mean, first impressions are everything. Here's to hoping most people will be able to look past it and find the content inside exciting and compelling enough to raise their excitement level just a little, and hope that next spring, when the real marketing begins, this monstrosity of a cover will be but a distant memory.

Can't wait to see how polished and perfect the cover for TDKR will be. :dry:

[Anubis]

CONSPIZZZEEE :argh:

But seriously kids, stay outta the character specific forums. They attract loons.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/AnubisGOD/The_More_You_Know.jpg

[Midnyte_Sun]

I'm sick of this damn EDGE add!

[Kane52630]

I don't know how anyone can like Ironman's score, that is the worst comic book movie score that I have ever heard in my life, well the worst one from a major comic book movie that is.

Here's a funny story....there was a poster at the SHH who liked a movie that many many others didn't. Everytime they said something bad about the movie he liked...he jumped immediately in to tell them they were wrong or to say shut up. He just could not understand why people would continue to say bad things about the movie he liked. He would say things like "Have you nothing better to do than to take shots at the movie I like!!! Can't you just say nothing at all instead of going out of your way to make bad comments about a movie you don't like...because others could like it and your comments could upset them."

And yet he went into other forums to make comments about how bad those other movies were and in doing so made the fans of those movies sad too.

Isn't that a funny story......

:up:

[TheDragonator]

Where the **** did my old post go?

Yes, a live-action action Avengers movie will never, ever happen

Reposting it.

[TheDragonator]

I was just thinking, more as for fun:

If I, hypothetically, walked into the theater and literally bought all the seats at one showing, how much would it cost?


Not counting having someone follow me around with a boombox playing the song 'Like a Boss'.

:hehe:

[ComicChick]

it doesn't count if you tivo yourself

[Anubis]

Yeah. If it did, I'd have filled this thread with my awesomesauce to the point where nobody else would even bother posting in it any more except to say, man, that Anubis is awesome. :o

[Hound55]

Yeah. If it did, I'd have filled this thread with my awesomesauce to the point where nobody else would even bother posting in it any more except to say, man, that Anubis is awesome. :o

Man, that Anubis is awesome...

[Kane52630]

Just saw this posted in the lounge quoting someone in the batboards..

Our anniversary is next month and my wife and I just got into an argument because she wants to go out together on the day I'll be headed off to catch the prologue with Mission Impossible III. She asked if she could come and maybe we could go out afterward until I said I wanted to see it 20 times in a row. That shut her up.

First she said I was selfish, to which my response was, "hey, it's Batman". Then she told me I have mental problems and coming on this message board isn't good for me, to which I responded by punching her in the face.

These Batman films are just too important to me. I honestly feel more connected to the movies than I do my own family. I intend to sit and enjoy the prologue without any interruption or interference from my family. I will also bring $320 for atleast 20 viewings and keep a tally of how many times I've seen it so I can brag about it here. I'll probably bring some Kleenex too since I'll be bawling because the end of this Nolan epic is almost near.

[Superman 1265]

Edit: I just found out the guy was joking after all, which is a relief.

[Parker Wayne]

:lmao:

People actually thought he was serious?

[Superman 1265]

I thought he was serious until I found out the truth, mostly because I'm pretty sure there are Bat-fans out there who would be serious about a comment like that. :o

[Anubis]

Yeah, them mofos be nucking futs.

[Hound55]

I thought he was serious until I found out the truth, mostly because I'm pretty sure there are Bat-fans out there who would be serious about a comment like that. :o

Yeah, them mofos be nucking futs.

The serious Batforum fans wouldn't be using their kleenex for tears...

[Shemtov]

Ok......so I'm posting this here instead of in tech because It's such a weird story that I think the community would appreciate.....Otherwise, it would belong in tech.
So....I just got a new computer....My old computer had a virus....but an expert told me that if I transferred The my documents and my pictures folders using a memory stick to my new computer the virus wouldn't transfer over. Now, I used a new, a totally new, memory stick. Everything seemed normal at first but now my My Pictures folder has thousands of pictures of the Kennedys, Maria Schreiber, and Arnold Schwarzenegger with my pictures interspersed among them. I never put the pics on my computer. Does anybody know what the eff is going on?



The year is 2011. Technology has advanced and nowadays computers are commonplace in households. They can be used to play games, get updated on what's going on in the world and to even talk with other people around the world via a message board. Meet Shemtov, member of the internet message board SuperHeroHype. His title claims he is a "Member of the Rebellion". But soon, he will delve into something more than what his title claims. You see, Shemtov's computer had been infected with a virus, corrupting it. Causing him to buy a new one. Unfortunately for Shemtov, this new computer is not like his last. In fact, this computer already came with a virus. A virus filled with conspiracy, lies and hate. One that can only be found, in....

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8715/zonea.jpg
...

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

That's actually really funny!

[Kane52630]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n129/87vertgt/tdkpicture570132.jpg

Seriously Happy Thanks Giving to all of Yall

Glad I found yall


found this pretty funny.

[Kane52630]

He's already one? Dammmmmn! Time flies!

Congrats!

I agree.


Here's some more cuteness.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/AuntPetunia/Self%20Portraits/Jack/DSCN0169.jpg


Aww!

D'awwww!

J'awwwww

Dr. Clawwwwwww

Opraaawwwwww

I AM THE LAWWWWWWWWWw

goudaaawwwwwwww

Khawwwwwwwwwwwn!

Trawwwwwwwwwn

Oh my Gawwwwwwww

Mulawwwwwwwwwn!

Yawwwwwwwwwwwn!

Red Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn!

Mini-mawwwwwwl

Ok...someone really needs to post some more pictures.

Marx is no fun.

13 posts of a variation of 'aww' is redundant.

redaawwwwndant.

My favorite moment in the photo album thread.

[ComicChick]

that's pretty hilarious

[Superman 1265]

I request to have this thread stickied, it's just too good.

[Kane52630]

This entire thread by thebumwhowalks should be Tivo'ed

How interesting, or boring do you think you are? (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350489)
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350489

[Superman 1265]

This entire thread by thebumwhowalks should be Tivo'ed

How interesting, or boring do you think you are? (http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350489)
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=350489

I don't know if I should :hehe: or :dry:.

[B.A. Baracus]

Bumwho walks confuses me, he'll be in a batman thread making a really long post on Batman and realism, then it'll end up with him talking about his lack or garbage collection in his area.

[Superman 1265]

And then he'll get offended when someone tells him he's not staying on topic?
The guy seems to take things more seriously than he should.

[TheDragonator]

If Cars 2 can make 600 million dollars, I can get Disney to let me organize kung fu instructors in strategically determined cities across the country to dress them up in Iron Fist costumes and teach nerds a class.
From the TDKR viral thread.

[Superman 1265]

Edit.

[Parker Wayne]

From the TDKR viral thread.

You lose points for Tivo'ING yourself

Posted by Mad Bull:



Posted by Jplaya2023:



My reaction: :dry:...... :facepalm:

How is this tivo worthy at all?

[Kane52630]

Next week, no longer will The Amazing Spider-Man be the film that most have all but forgotten about.

Next week, No longer will The Avengers be the seen as the Marvel property that will the most successful this summer.

Next week, No longer will The Dark Knight Rises be seen as most anticipated, the most hyped and the best looking comic book movie of 2012.

Next week, The Amazing Spider-Man will become the most anticpated, the most hyped, and the best looking movie of 2012.

Next week, The Amazing Spider-Man will be seen as the property that will be most sucessful.

Next week it all changes.

Next week, the Untold Story Begins.

heh

[Erzengel]

Next week, no longer will my parents wonder why I never bring a girl home.

[The Original Bamfer]

Next week, no longer will my parents wonder why I never bring a girl home.

As an "authoritative figure" I had to stifle myself from responding to this post the way I originally intended. :csad:

[Anubis]

Before I start I want to make one thing clear: I am a huge Spiderman fan. I saw Spiderman 1 when it first came out and I LOVED Spidermans 2 and 3. I have to admit when I heard they weren't going to make Spiderman 4 as planned I was disappointed, but I hoped for the best. I wanted to enjoy the new Amazing Spidermans as much as I liked the first ones. Keep this in mind when I found out what was going on here.

I was reading the wikipedia Amazing Spiderman today and was excited about the details, Lizard, Peter Parker, new cast. What about the writer though? All I hear is how great the new cast is, but not one word about the writer. Anyone find this strange? Once you look up who his name is you will not be surprised.

Remember this guy? Remember Nately Halloway?

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/01/13/joran-van-der-sloot-to-be-sentenced-for-murder-peruvian-woman/



Staring?

Andrew Garfield (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Garfield)
Emma Stone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Stone)
Rhys Ifans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhys_Ifans)

Thats fine but who is it

Written by?
James Vanderbilt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Vanderbilt)

Frankly I am ashamed that a new Spiderman movie would be made written by a mass murderer of two beautiful women. I was very excited to see the new Amazing Spidermans but now I will be staying at home. Please join me and pledge not to go to see the new movie until they replace the person who wrote it, money does not deserve to go to mass killers like Mr. Van der bilt.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg
Natalee Holloway was murdered by Joran van der Sloot, not James Vanderbilt.

:lmao:

[Parker Wayne]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=333318

Hours of hilarity. Ah, memories. It gets good around page 100.

[Kane52630]

There's more of this but here's just a sample... I bet he is laughing at us right now. :csad:


I see Avatar hitting 1.1-1.3B WW.


this thread gives me a good laugh

^^ Well you do know that they are saying Avatar could beat Titanic and ROTK WW, so seems anyone who laughed at Avatar fans is now having to rechant what they said Prison Mike.. Im just so happy the movie should beat weird films in the top 3 like Pirates 2 worldwide.. .. Its a good feeling being right. Im winning up to 1,000 betting friends against Avatar pulling major numbers.

You're beginning to frighten me.

oh dear :whatever:

just dont listen to him, its best not to.

Apparently the low gravity of Pandora (where SonofKrypton has obviously been spending his time for a while now) not only makes one's body soft, but also turns brains into mush.

^^ Go back some pages and read the incredible race to a billion MOS.. Its all true, Avatar is pretty much a near lock for 1B+ WW.. Not to mention HP heretic is great OS BO predictor and predicts at least 700-800M OS and 400+M here.

^^ And Sarge where the BO of this movie is going is beginning to surprise even me.
James Cameron's Avatar will hit 600-700M WW by its third week and will be playing exclusively in major 3D chains and IMax for 3-5 months.

I'm reading all the excitement of seeing a movie that is performing like Titanic in the 2000s. Me I live for this stuff, especially if its a movie that I have been calling the next big thing for 3 years.

What do you predict Sarge and MOS? Since you two both seem to be doubting what expert predictors and LA times and other articles are saying is likely going to happen.

Even if Avatar made only 350 domestic(And right now its on track to beat 500+M) , its still making at least 650-700M OS. Thats 1.0B or 1.05B WW right there.

we're not doubting the movie. we are doubting how sane you are.

[Parker Wayne]

I want to hire this guy to predict the stock market.

[Kane52630]

For the record, I don't think he dies.

"The Legend Ends" to me is showing Batman gets revealed. The man that is Batman becomes the hero.

The mystery ends.

He becomes the hero with a face that he wanted somebody to be. Thats what I think. Im curious about JGL character too though. I think he will be a hero too. He might rescue Batman from prison or something...

"People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy"

"And it will be a very long time before someone inspires us, the way he did."

"I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms."

:awesome:

[Parker Wayne]

technically you're tivoing yourself so you lose points.

[ComicChick]

technically you're tivoing yourself so you lose points.

:up:

PW is the Tivo police now

[The Original Bamfer]

Yeah, no... you see, you have to be an adult to be a cop. But he can be the TiVo hall monitor. :up:

[Parker Wayne]

You see, those were the old rules. You must have been drinking prune juice and watching the game show network while they were making the new rules.

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm the one who makes the rules.

[Anubis]

Like I said, TiVoing yourself it tantamount to pleasuring yourself to pictures of yourself. Don't be that guy. :o

[Parker Wayne]

I'm the one who makes the rules.

Oh, dementia. You strike again!

[Kane52630]

Like I said, TiVoing yourself it tantamount to pleasuring yourself to pictures of yourself. Don't be that guy. :o


Meh, it was worth it...so chill out. :o

[Parker Wayne]

Like I said, TiVoing yourself it tantamount to pleasuring yourself to pictures of yourself. Don't be that guy. :o

Don't give Kane ideas.......

[Anubis]

Well, whacking it to Gifs of yourself is a different story. :o

[Immortalfire]

Don't give Kane ideas.......

:lmao:

[The Original Bamfer]

Like I said, TiVoing yourself it tantamount to pleasuring yourself to pictures of yourself. Don't be that guy. :o

But, you're that guy. Literally. :csad:

[Anubis]

I am many things, but I am not vain.....which is why I'm awesome. :o

[The Original Bamfer]

Maybe hypocritia is an STD?

[Anubis]

It's actually viral, like the common cold. Everybody's got it or has had it at one point or another.

[The Original Bamfer]

It's a chronic illness. That's what the doc tells me, anyway.

[Anubis]

He's lying. That's just an excuse he uses so you don't object to his constant prostate exams.

[The Original Bamfer]

I don't think I would anyway. :o

[Erzengel]

There's only several posters who can get away with tivoing yourselves. :rolleyes:

[The Original Bamfer]

Don't say Jake. His TiVobation was harmful.

[Kane52630]

i agree this looks like a ripoff of van helsing with lincoln in it! why hollywood why! they are makin a joke out of one of our greatest presidents! how about this one George Bush"weapons of mass destruction locator"in 3-d!

Do some research. This was a book, released in 2010, before it was a movie. Furthermore, maybe if you would read the book instead of making an assumption based on 1 minute of teaser footage you would understand it isn't intending to make a joke of a president. It takes historical events and puts a supernatural twists on them. Oh, the horror! Also, the book is nothing like Van Helsing. Way to damn a project without any substantial knowledge of it.

i knew it was a book and its a joke! lincoln slying vampires come on man! i rather see daniel day lewis as lincoln the way he should be! you really think its cool to mock a president with vampire ******** thats why this world is doomed!:doh:

Jesus christ no ones mocking the damn president! Lighten up a little. Its ****ing fiction. Like I said unless you've read the book or watched the film which you haven't you are essentially ignorant to its purpose or intent. Lincoln wasn't mocked anywhere in the book. The character showed the same discipline as he did in real life and the events were real with a supernatural twist. Its not as if they have Lincoln beating slaves while engaging in sexual rituals in the name of the dark beast. And while I respect the office of president the man himself, his name, or even his lofty accomplishments does not make him something akin to the gods or saints. He is still a man. He shouldn't be disrespected but you act like using him in a piece of supernatural fiction is blasphemy. Just ignore the film and problem solved.

Now I need to go blaspheme the other presidents, wouldn't want anyone to feel left out, while helping to run this once great nation into the ground through my youthful rebellion and disrespect for the dead.

i will not see the film! im just giving my opinion that its desrespectful because vampires arent real but to each its own!

What kind of world do you live in? Your comments about this film are borderling parody without an ounce of irony.

This ray guy has to be trolling.

What he's saying is the equalivant of saying that Raiders of the Lost Ark is insulting to the brave soldiers who fought and died during World War II because..(clears throat)...because the Nazis never fought a archeologist over a Christian Holy but dangerous artifact.

lawl.

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Wow! Lmao!

[Anubis]

Ha! Nice.

[Parker Wayne]

Octobrist :funny:

[Kane52630]

IMO Scarlet Johansson is so much better looking than Anne Hathaway.

No offense to Dark Raven, but that avy creeps the hell out of me. The thought of Hathaway disrobing in front of me shrivels every part of my anatomy.

Brrrrrrrr.

Really? I think Hathaway looks absolutely stunning.

That pic Dark Raven posted of both of these beauties just got right clicked and saved.

Really?!?!?

Wow. I find she looks creepy and ugly.

When she smiles I think she's playing the Cheshire Catwoman.

:dry:

[Kane52630]

- Long story short, I hated my current job, so I got new one.

- I was nice enough to put in my 2 weeks at my current job, just for their convenience.

- The new job wanted me to start right away, and I looooove this new job, so I agreed.

- So now I'm working both jobs at once for the next 2 weeks, working 60+ hours a week. I don't have a single day off until March 24th (not a big deal).

- The current job that I'm leaving is now treating me like total crap. And now I'm asking myself, "Why even bother going?"

- The ONLY reason it would make sense to go to my current job is just so I can make extra money for these last 2 weeks. Right?

Or should I just say "**** them" and quit now?

Don't ever deprive yourself of the satisfaction of looking your boss in the eyes and quitting.


:cap: :cap: :cap:

Give him a stone cold stunner!

Lunar Wolf for the win.