The McDonald's Thread: 'Happy Meal Outrage' Edition

[Alex The Great]

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds




November 2, 2007
BY PAT REHKAMP Staff Reporter
Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant.


Around 5 a.m., the disheveled man walked in to the 24-hour McDonald’s at 10 E. Chicago — near the Water Tower and Holy Name Cathedral — and tried to enter the restroom.

It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

Workers threatened to call police, so the man left, Sims said. There were just a handful of customers in the restaurant at the time.

A manager at the store confirmed the incident — as did a spokeswoman at the chain’s corporate offices — and insisted that everything was cleaned up.

A wet-floor “caution” sign was still out hours later when a reporter showed up. And when the reporter began asking questions, a worker began to mop the spot.
The incident didn’t make for the happiest of meals for Sims, but it didn’t spoil his appetite either. He said he finished his sausage McMuffin before leaving.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/632813,110207mcdonalds.article


Well, that's what you get for eating at Mcdonalds:dry:
guy: can i have Mc**** with flies?

[Arcturus]

“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

LOL, how courteous.

[Fran]

LMAO, he wiped.

[Alex The Great]

oh man....put it on the counter.........i hope no one thought they were McChocolate! oh man........

[Fran]

"I'll have a McFlurry, chocolate, please.

Large-sized, too."

[Warhammer]

oh man....put it on the counter.........i hope no one thought they were McChocolate! oh man........

If he ate alot of sugar, it might have looked like some spoiled McRelish. :o

[Drizzle]

This is why we need a vomiting smiley.

[CaptainAmerica]

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds

Really, haven't we all done that?

[Honey Vibe]

I used to work at McDonalds.
Wanna know something else, guys... ...Little kids would just *brap!* and poop in the middle of the floor, all the time. Especially in the morning. I felt sorry for the lady that had to clean up the lounge area.

[fu manchu]

Thats nasty. I would've lost my appetite.

[FreeRadical]

Thank God, Mr. Sim's finished his sausage mcmuffin.

I remember a few years back at KFC, I was having a popcorn chicken meal when a homeless guy came in asking for money. When no one gave him any, he went into the litter bin searching for leftovers.....

He eventually left, and I finished my meal.

[bullets]

well thats just mcnasty. i hope he gets hit by a bus.

[Arcturus]

lol, I remember one day when I was on a trip, I wanted to go to a McDonald's for breakfast, and this guy with no shoes, no shirt comes stumbling out from the restaurant and throws up all over the sidewalk.

"Er, uh, I'll change my mind".

[Matt Murdock]

Why was a culinary student going to a McDonalds?

[terry78]

I've been to that McDonald's before. I shudder to think how many times that's happened and never been reported.

[Fran]

It was you, wasn't it.

[Drizzle]

Why was a culinary student going to a McDonalds?

More importantly, why was the culinary student 57 years old? At that age, you should start looking forward to retirement.

[bullets]

its called false ambition .

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Ewwwwwwww...

[xwolverine2]

he should of done it in that little tip jar with water... so that he might win a free burger

[Man-Thing]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/celebritology/Grimace.jpg


BEST POST EVER!

[chamber-music]

It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

LoLz

The bit that got me was their need to tell you what the witness was doing at the time.
http://wordmunger.com/mungers/mickeyday/images/davelunch.JPG

[chamber-music]

Europe have way better McDonalds...
They had pretty awesome Mcdonalds in cyprus. They had this kebab style chicken burger

In mcdonalds in Scotland they serve Irn Bru as well. Damn scots and their Irn Bru :hyper:
http://www.nocaso.org/uploaded_images/irnbru-706293.gif

[DarbyD53]

I read this yesterday and the same question comes to my mind everytime I see this thread. Do you think the homless man is proud or embarrassed of this. I just keep seeing him walking down the street smiling about it.

[Mr Jide]

This is why I eat at Burger King.

[chamber-music]

I read this yesterday and the same question comes to my mind everytime I see this thread. Do you think the homless man is proud or embarrassed of this. I just keep seeing him walking down the street smiling about it.

His Proud I reckon. His bravely gone where no Hobo before him. He pulled down his pants, squatted and droped a load right there in a Mc D's. This guy is the stuff legends are made off. For years people are gonna be walking into and working that Mcdonalds and saying "This is that place where a homeless guy took a poo".

Hollywood needs to make a movie about that guy. I vote Steve Busemi for the role.

[Morg]

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/15051997/detail.html

Man Drives Car Into McDonalds After Not Getting Fries

POSTED: 9:39 am EST January 15, 2008

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Police said a Florida man was so angry he didn't get the fries he ordered he rammed his car into a McDonald's restaurant.

Jacksonville police said David Spillers drove through the play area and smashed into the side of a McDonald's restaurant and then sped off. Police tracked him down by following a trail of broken glass to his car, which was parked at a nearby apartment complex.

No one was injured in the incident. Spillers is facing several charges.

[DV8]

I usually just go inside . . . usually even get them for free after that

[Figs]

LOL, someone must have been having the worst day ever to drive him to do that.

[DV8]

LOL, someone must have been having the worst day ever to drive him to do that.

heh . . . he drove himself . . . da-dumm-cssshh!

[LegendaryCaleb]

wow...way to let um know they forgot something...

[raybia]

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/15051997/detail.html

Finally, a person who actually does what we all have wanted to do.

I'm such a coward. I usually just shout profanities when I'm half way back home and then eat my Filet o' fish like a little *****. :csad:

[SuBe]

http://emmagoodegg.blogs.com/thebeehive/images/screenshot_4_10.png

[DV8]

Finally, a person who actually does what we all have wanted to do.

I'm such a coward. I usually just shout profanities when I'm half way back home and then eat my Filet o' fish like a little *****. :csad:

LMAO!! me too :(

[Morg]

Finally, a person who actually does what we all have wanted to do.

I'm such a coward. I usually just shout profanities when I'm half way back home and then eat my Filet o' fish like a little *****. :csad:

and damage my car? Not! :oldrazz:

[CieloAzul]

McDonalds deserved it. They've got computers and receipts to tell them what the people ordered... and everyone get's fries.

"Do you want fries with that?" Is so tempting.

That guy should get a medal.

[DV8]

http://emmagoodegg.blogs.com/thebeehive/images/screenshot_4_10.png

"Whatdaya mean you're DONE serving breakfast!?!" :up:

[Untilteld]

[/awaits "I'm lovin it" joke]

[lochneffmonster]

http://emmagoodegg.blogs.com/thebeehive/images/screenshot_4_10.png


Great, yet terrifying movie. I mean seriously, everyone has delusions of going on a rampage, don't they? My therapist said so.

[Asteroid-Man]

That must've been one FAT man!

[raybia]

"Whatdaya mean you're DONE serving breakfast!?!" :up:

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/pescilethal1.jpg

They **** YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They **** YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got ****ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets ****ed? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a ****! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?

[DV8]

[/awaits "I'm lovin it" joke]

skee-doop-bop-ba-baaaaa . . . .

[DV8]

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/pescilethal1.jpg

They **** YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They **** YOU at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got ****ed! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets ****ed? Ol' Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a ****! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?

heh . . .

"okokokokokok"

[Immortalfire]

Here's hoping Zaxby's never denies me the proper amount of chicken. :cmad:

[raybia]

and damage my car? Not! :oldrazz:

Morg I always wanted to ask. Why would you want to be under Hayden's bed as opposed to...

[DV8]

^heh . . . he has to wait til she's 18 :D

oh yeah, and he's also the boogeyman :(

[Immortalfire]

^heh . . . he has to wait til she's 18 :D

oh yeah, and he's also the boogeyman :(

She already is.

[DV8]

She already is.


allegedly :ninja:

[Immortalfire]

Hmmm...

[The Original Bamfer]

Is there such a thing as life without fries? :csad:

[fu manchu]

McDonald must be doing one of those Freakout commercials.













I know thats Burger King. :o

[raybia]

^heh . . . he has to wait til she's 18 :D

oh yeah, and he's also the boogeyman :(

That makes sense.

Far be it from Morg to violate the law of the land.

[DV8]

That makes sense.

Far be it from Morg to violate the law of the land.

destroy hope; yes, violate law of land; NEVAH!

[amazingfantasy15]

C'mon is this really surprising, the fries are the best part of McDonald's menu.

[javon]

Finally, a person who actually does what we all have wanted to do.

I'm such a coward. I usually just shout profanities when I'm half way back home and then eat my Filet o' fish like a little *****. :csad:
I know right?:whatever: Except mine is a quarter pounder.

[Morg]

Morg I always wanted to ask. Why would you want to be under Hayden's bed as opposed to...

under Hayden? I prefer to be on top :hehe:

[musclesforsupes]

mccrapwich?

[Dorian Gray]

Pube Shaving, penis size, and now pooping in the middle of a McDonalds...today just keep getting funnier.

[Morg]

this thread is like so last year :p

it really is

[jaguarr]

I missed this thread the first time around. I wish that was still the case. :(

jag

[SuBe]

An interesting day to be on the Hype.

[union_jak]

This is why i don't go to McDonalds,even in Europe.
Riiiiight. Because this happens all too often :huh:

"Sorry, I won't eat in McDonalds for the very obvious reason that everyone randomly uses the eating area to **** on."

I don't eat in McDonalds because their food is s***, quite simply.

[the_ultimate_evil]

He dropped a McLoad.


Ha ha ha.. sorry.

He had a quarter pounder to go

[QueerMike]

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds




November 2, 2007
BY PAT REHKAMP Staff Reporter
Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant.


Around 5 a.m., the disheveled man walked in to the 24-hour McDonald’s at 10 E. Chicago — near the Water Tower and Holy Name Cathedral — and tried to enter the restroom.

It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

Workers threatened to call police, so the man left, Sims said. There were just a handful of customers in the restaurant at the time.

A manager at the store confirmed the incident — as did a spokeswoman at the chain’s corporate offices — and insisted that everything was cleaned up.

A wet-floor “caution” sign was still out hours later when a reporter showed up. And when the reporter began asking questions, a worker began to mop the spot.
The incident didn’t make for the happiest of meals for Sims, but it didn’t spoil his appetite either. He said he finished his sausage McMuffin before leaving.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/632813,110207mcdonalds.article


Well, that's what you get for eating at Mcdonalds:dry:

Apparently it is a tradition amongst the homeless population to 'relieve' themselves on McDonalds floors. I worked at a McDonalds and there was one man who was banned for doing it every time he came in. There was also another time that a man made it to the restroom but decided it would be funny to crap on the floor NEXT to the toilet as opposed to IN the toilet. What can we do though, so there anus shut?

[Captain_BluTac]

Riiiiight. Because this happens all too often :huh:

"Sorry, I won't eat in McDonalds for the very obvious reason that everyone randomly uses the eating area to **** on."

I don't eat in McDonalds because their food is s***, quite simply.

After this story that could be literal.

[Matrixo]

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds




November 2, 2007
BY PAT REHKAMP Staff Reporter
Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant.


Around 5 a.m., the disheveled man walked in to the 24-hour McDonald’s at 10 E. Chicago — near the Water Tower and Holy Name Cathedral — and tried to enter the restroom.

It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

Workers threatened to call police, so the man left, Sims said. There were just a handful of customers in the restaurant at the time.

A manager at the store confirmed the incident — as did a spokeswoman at the chain’s corporate offices — and insisted that everything was cleaned up.

A wet-floor “caution” sign was still out hours later when a reporter showed up. And when the reporter began asking questions, a worker began to mop the spot.
The incident didn’t make for the happiest of meals for Sims, but it didn’t spoil his appetite either. He said he finished his sausage McMuffin before leaving.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/632813,110207mcdonalds.article


Well, that's what you get for eating at Mcdonalds:dry:

Why would they include the fact he was eating a mcmuffin? so random

Thats like saying Europe has better STD's

LOL! :woot: PWND!

[DV8]

Mc****ty :down

[Colossal Spoons]

Why did they make sure to include that the witness was eating a Sausage McMuffin at the time of the pooping? lol

[Yurka]

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds




November 2, 2007
BY PAT REHKAMP Staff Reporter
Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant.


Around 5 a.m., the disheveled man walked in to the 24-hour McDonald’s at 10 E. Chicago — near the Water Tower and Holy Name Cathedral — and tried to enter the restroom.

It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

Workers threatened to call police, so the man left, Sims said. There were just a handful of customers in the restaurant at the time.

A manager at the store confirmed the incident — as did a spokeswoman at the chain’s corporate offices — and insisted that everything was cleaned up.

A wet-floor “caution” sign was still out hours later when a reporter showed up. And when the reporter began asking questions, a worker began to mop the spot.
The incident didn’t make for the happiest of meals for Sims, but it didn’t spoil his appetite either. He said he finished his sausage McMuffin before leaving.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/632813,110207mcdonalds.article


Well, that's what you get for eating at Mcdonalds:dry:


This is absolutely hilarious :up:

[Ghostvirus]

I think they are hinting at the fact that McMuffins are way high in fiber.

[Captain_BluTac]

This is why i don't go to McDonalds,even in Europe.

Good choice.

Europe have way better McDonalds...
Thats like saying Europe has better STD's

Not really, it's true, but only because the laws on hygiene are a lot stricter in Europe than in America.

[musclesforsupes]

I knew crap was in this sausage biscuit!

http://www.jacksonlocal.com/mcdonalds/images/sausageeggbiscute.jpg


I think I see corn :(

[terry78]

We really do eat anything, don't we?

[swifty]

I knew crap was in this sausage biscuit!

http://www.jacksonlocal.com/mcdonalds/images/sausageeggbiscute.jpg


I think I see corn :(

ewww!!! you're making me sick!!!!

[Prison Mike]

I'm going to tell this story to my grandkids someday.

[Mike_D202]

We had a man deficate in our casino parking lot last week on camera. He got barred for 6 months, lol.

[Immortalfire]

There was also another time that a man made it to the restroom but decided it would be funny to crap on the floor NEXT to the toilet as opposed to IN the toilet.

On a similar note, there is a special place in hell for those that poop in urinals.

[PyroChamber]

For some reason this doesn't surprise me, some of the homeless in the Loop are just out there; I deal with them most of the time at work.

[Captain Planet!]

Man defecates in the middle of McDonalds




November 2, 2007
BY PAT REHKAMP Staff Reporter
Patrons of a North Loop McDonald’s were left grimacing Thursday morning after a man, who appeared to be homeless, defecated in the middle of the restaurant.


Around 5 a.m., the disheveled man walked in to the 24-hour McDonald’s at 10 E. Chicago — near the Water Tower and Holy Name Cathedral — and tried to enter the restroom.

It was out of order, so the man walked toward the soda fountain machine and defecated on the floor, said witness Mike Sims, who was eating a sausage McMuffin at the time.

“He just said ‘I have to go to the bathroom’ and that is when he did it in front of the entire crew,” said Sims, a 57-year-old culinary student. “What got me was, being a student chef, is that he took a napkin and cleaned it up and placed it on the counter where anyone can put your food and get your condiments.”

Workers threatened to call police, so the man left, Sims said. There were just a handful of customers in the restaurant at the time.

A manager at the store confirmed the incident — as did a spokeswoman at the chain’s corporate offices — and insisted that everything was cleaned up.

A wet-floor “caution” sign was still out hours later when a reporter showed up. And when the reporter began asking questions, a worker began to mop the spot.
The incident didn’t make for the happiest of meals for Sims, but it didn’t spoil his appetite either. He said he finished his sausage McMuffin before leaving.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/632813,110207mcdonalds.article


Well, that's what you get for eating at Mcdonalds:dry:
Haha! sausage McMuffin.... :hehe:

[MattBearPig]

With commercials like this? If I was a kid back then, I wouldn't go within 100 feet of a McD's if I knew this guy was lurking around inside.

krXP_TUZqsk

You'd think they were places of rampant murder and sodomy or something. *shivers*

[Apollo]

i always wanted to go because of the toys and the play place.

[IRON_Lad]

Did I hear that right, "The hamburger F ing clown"?

[The Lizard]

Here's a documentary that shows the making of a 1974 McDonald's commercial. Look for the freaky old-school Hamburglar at 2:50, but prepare to see him in your nightmares as a result.

HH4vBJ2skq0

[MattBearPig]

Here's a documentary that shows the making of a 1974 McDonald's commercial. Look for the freaky old-school Hamburglar at 2:50, but prepare to see him in your nightmares as a result.

HH4vBJ2skq0

That closeup at 3:40 is terrifying. Someone should make me an avvy of it.:woot:

[Crowforge]

Making american fat one fry at a time...

[terry78]

It had a marketable mascot, the food was decent and cheap for the most part, and they had prime locations. That's all you need.

[Girl_Wonder]

Clowns.....*shudders*

:dry: I don't like clowns...especially weird pervy ones like Ronald.

[The Apatow Crew]

Because kids like horrible food and crappy plastic toys.

[knowsbleed]

And they love you too JAL. You touch them in ways others can't.




... or shouldn't.

[The Apatow Crew]

And they love you too JAL. You touch them in ways others can't.




... or shouldn't.I don't work there anymore. I quit there over 3 months ago.

[terry78]

IF you're a grown man and you have yet to taste the below, your man card is revoked until you do as such. Gay, straight, vegan, whatever....it's required by Earth law you must taste one before death.

http://wowdavao.com/catalog/images/qtrcheeseLG.jpg

[Darthphere]

1oFS-q8BIps

[ShadowBoxing]

Their food might not be great, but it's consistently mediocre. That's the way they revolutionized fast food. They created a product that, no matter where you got it, you knew the quality and quantity you were going to get. Before the dawn of fast food people really had to think about where they ate because you could go to one diner and it would be awesome, then go to another and it would be crap. There was no standard for which food, from city to city, place to place, was held. McDonalds found a way to make food cheaply and control the consistency of it, which ultimately proved to be more important than making it unique.

[terry78]

Old Shadow basically gives the gist of it. You go there for convenience not because it's the best thing since sliced bread. McDonald's food is tolerable, meaning I could eat it if it's available, but I don't go out searching for it, either.

[Peter_Porker]

I eat MickeyD's about once a year, but I know my 2 daughters could eat it every second day, but I refuse to take them that much because a) it's not the best thing to eat and b) my youngest daughter seems to act up more when she eats it.

[knowsbleed]

Old Shadow basically gives the gist of it. You go there for convenience not because it's the best thing since sliced bread. McDonald's food is tolerable, meaning I could eat it if it's available, but I don't go out searching for it, either.

That Old Shadow... nothing gets past him.

[Darthphere]

Their food might not be great, but it's consistently mediocre. That's the way they revolutionized fast food. They created a product that, no matter where you got it, you knew the quality and quantity you were going to get. Before the dawn of fast food people really had to think about where they ate because you could go to one diner and it would be awesome, then go to another and it would be crap. There was no standard for which food, from city to city, place to place, was held. McDonalds found a way to make food cheaply and control the consistency of it, which ultimately proved to be more important than making it unique.

Old Shadow basically gives the gist of it. You go there for convenience not because it's the best thing since sliced bread. McDonald's food is tolerable, meaning I could eat it if it's available, but I don't go out searching for it, either.

That Old Shadow... nothing gets past him.

Oh yes, Old Shadow, all 26 years of him.:o

[ShadowBoxing]

I'm 23.

[Darthphere]

I'm 23.

****, I was trying to make you a bit older but whatever, ungrateful *******.:whatever:

[terry78]

They grow up so fast.

[Arkady Rossovich]

McDonalds used to be upfront with their advertising. Check commercials from 1996 and before. Now with so many fat kids in America,they sort of hide their message..but still show the food.

[Obi-Ron]

krXP_TUZqsk



Ladies and gentlemen, Willard Scott!

[Eddie Brock]

I must confess:

I'm addicted to their fries. :csad:

[Immortalfire]

I had one of their chicken biscuits this morning. That thing was the biggest Chick-fil-a ripoff I've ever seen.

[bullets]

i always wanted to go because of the toys and the play place.




The play place was definately the utopian temple of my childhood. I remember the thrill of leaving my shoes in a bin and running around inside the tubes and if that got old you could play in the plastic balls. I'd sometimes sit in the middle of a tube [unless i was blocking someone ] and contemplate staying there for the rest of my life.

[hammy]

I think the tubes is where I had my first bout of claustrophobia. :o Until I got to one of the bubble things, which somehow made it seem better.

[Immortalfire]

I think the tubes is where I had my first bout of claustrophobia. :o Until I got to one of the bubble things, which somehow made it seem better.

LoL, poor kid Casey.

[bullets]

I think the tubes is where I had my first bout of claustrophobia. :o Until I got to one of the bubble things, which somehow made it seem better.


Oh yeah the bubble things were definately the best part. There wasnt much air in those things and its a miracle none of those things ever gave way and collapsed .



I read somewhere they found syringes in the ball pool or whatever its called.

[SapphirePrima]

They put crack in their iced tea. :o

[The Apatow Crew]

You on't ever want your kids crawling in the tubes at mcdonalds.

Trust me i've cleaned them and its not a good thing. lots of pee and poop.:csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

They put crack in their iced tea. :oNo that's the french fries. people go ape **** over those things.

Even though Burger kings is better.:yay:

[Asteroid-Man]

Toys, Good burgers and brilliant marketing.

[Immortalfire]

They put crack in their iced tea. :o

My local Subway must do that, they have the best tea ever.

[SapphirePrima]

My local Subway must do that, they have the best tea ever.
I will investigate. I never had subway's icecd tea.:)

[bullets]

You on't ever want your kids crawling in the tubes at mcdonalds.

Trust me i've cleaned them and its not a good thing. lots of pee and poop.:csad:





Yeah that is really disgusting . Any type of sanitation at mcdonalds is questionable. I'll still never be able to stop eating there. They would probably put crack on the burgers if they could get away with it also .

[michephantom]

My hometown's McDonald's has a play place AND video games. A utopia of greasy food, soda, and video games. The district owner also saw fit to put a fireplace in it. A FIREPLACE? In McDonald's? The patrons have been scratching their heads for 3 years (especially the older people, who sit in McDonald's all day and drink coffee).

[Immortalfire]

My hometown's McDonald's has a play place AND video games. A utopia of greasy food, soda, and video games. The district owner also saw fit to put a fireplace in it. A FIREPLACE? In McDonald's? The patrons have been scratching their heads for 3 years (especially the older people, who sit in McDonald's all day and drink coffee).

Yeah, don't they have what they call zones or something? The grab and go zone..the lounge zone...the heart attack zone, and so on.

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah that is really disgusting . Any type of sanitation at mcdonalds is questionable. I'll still never be able to stop eating there. They would probably put crack on the burgers if they could get away with it also .Like i said they put crack on it.

get peopel addicted to it. its the most nasty food then crave it so much.

I hated going into the tubes and those things that you can put your hands through. I'm afraid the things gonna break with me in it and fall out and hurt myself.

[The Apatow Crew]

My hometown's McDonald's has a play place AND video games. A utopia of greasy food, soda, and video games. The district owner also saw fit to put a fireplace in it. A FIREPLACE? In McDonald's? The patrons have been scratching their heads for 3 years (especially the older people, who sit in McDonald's all day and drink coffee).Why people sit there never day i'll never understand.

sometimes they be in there before i start and still in there after i was done working.

I'm not don't you people have any lives?

[Scar Predator]

With commercials like this? If I was a kid back then, I wouldn't go within 100 feet of a McD's if I knew this guy was lurking around inside.

krXP_TUZqsk

You'd think they were places of rampant murder and sodomy or something. *shivers*

How did they get popular? Creating a pantheon of cartoonish characters, having stores off every interstate exit in America, offering senior citizen discounts, offering play areas for kids, toys ( often from very popular movies ) in happy meals, and food that tastes good for the most part regardless of it's nutritional shortcomings.

[Scar Predator]

Why people sit there never day i'll never understand.

sometimes they be in there before i start and still in there after i was done working.

I'm not don't you people have any lives?

It was the same way for me when I worked there 15 years ago. I'd see the same golden agers every morning. They would order the same thing every morning. They would cluster somewhere in the store every morning, usually to argue about politics.:woot:

[The Apatow Crew]

It was the same way for me when I worked there 15 years ago. I'd see the same golden agers every morning. They would order the same thing every morning. They would cluster somewhere in the store every morning, usually to argue about politics.:woot:these are people in there 30's with there kids sitting all day either reading the paper or reading a novel. not paying attention to their kid screaming.

[Scar Predator]

these are people in there 30's with there kids sitting all day either reading the paper or reading a novel. not paying attention to their kid screaming.

:huh: Thankfully, I don't remember those.

[The Apatow Crew]

:huh: Thankfully, I don't remember those.I just wanted to shake the hell ouf of the parents and the kids.

That was one of the reason i left the place and also having a lard ass b word woman for a manager. who's life is mcdonalds.

[Darthphere]

McDonald's Chicken Club grilled is delicious.

[The Apatow Crew]

McDonald's Chicken Club grilled is delicious.Yes it is. If its cooked all the way.

I got one that wasn't and all weekend i was sick as a damn dog throwing up.

[michephantom]

these are people in there 30's with there kids sitting all day either reading the paper or reading a novel. not paying attention to their kid screaming.

Heh heh, free babysitting with newspapers. But people in their thirties should have a job, right?

Of course, McDonald's could also be a haven for pedophiles. Back when I worked there, there was a guy who was sitting by himself at the tables in the play area. I guess he was watching the kids and acting weird. I'm not sure if he started taking pictures or asked one of the kids if he could take pictures of them, but either way, my manager politely escorted him out of the restauraunt.

[Darthphere]

Yes it is. If its cooked all the way.

I got one that wasn't and all weekend i was sick as a damn dog throwing up.

You should have liked sued, or stopped eating it.

But yeah, I've gotten some pieces of chicken that felt like rubber and the texture was off.

[The Apatow Crew]

You should have liked sued, or stopped eating it.

But yeah, I've gotten some pieces of chicken that felt like rubber and the texture was off.This is was when i was still working there.

Ever since i quit there back in march i haven't eatten there once since.

sometimes they drop the food on the ground and just stick it in the buns.:csad:

[Peter_Porker]

At the McDonald's I worked at, I worked the morning shift and they spit on the grill to make sure it was hot.

[The Apatow Crew]

At the McDonald's I worked at, I worked the morning shift and they spit on the grill to make sure it was hot.I usually worked from 11am to 5pm. sometimes 4 pm.

i wish i could have worked earlier so i didn't waste the whole day there.

[Peter_Porker]

Breakfast would be hell to work there now, but when I worked there, it was simple, cause all they had were the mcmuffin sandwiches and the pancakes/sausage.

And I was usually off around 2pm, which was awesome in the summer.

[The Apatow Crew]

Breakfast would be hell to work there now, but when I worked there, it was simple, cause all they had were the mcmuffin sandwiches and the pancakes/sausage.

And I was usually off around 2pm, which was awesome in the summer.I know they have so many damn foods there.

I never worked with the food.

I cleaned the lobby and play area.

[Peter_Porker]

I know they have so many damn foods there.

I never worked with the food.

I cleaned the lobby and play area.

I can only imagine some of the stuff you had to clean up/clean up after.

[The Apatow Crew]

I can only imagine some of the stuff you had to clean up/clean up after.Believe fat disgusting people everywhere. sometimes in the summer in a bathing suit.

*vomits*

:csad::csad::csad::csad:

[Scar Predator]

Believe fat disgusting people everywhere. sometimes in the summer in a bathing suit.

*vomits*



What really got to me was the amount of disrespect I had to absorb. I often worked 10 hour shifts and my feet were screaming by the last couple of hours. Yet if I tried to lean against the wall and adjust my shoes & socks, I'd have one of the managers tell me:"If you have time to lean, you have time to clean." How witty.:whatever: Even worse were the jerks who demanded their food in 2.5 seconds and if that didn't happen, they would ask "What do you think this is, slow food?" I must have heard that moronic line about 10,000 times.

[PyroChamber]

There's a McDonalds damn near everywhere you look in downtown Chicago, yet not one Burger King in sight.

[Knightsaber Priss]

With commercials like this? If I was a kid back then, I wouldn't go within 100 feet of a McD's if I knew this guy was lurking around inside.

krXP_TUZqsk

You'd think they were places of rampant murder and sodomy or something. *shivers*

I believe this's what they call "Good Old Fashioned Nightmare Fuel." I prefer the commercials from the 70's and 80's that feature a more kid friendly, less creepy Ronald and his friends like Grimace and the Hamburgler.

And who could forget the awesomeness of Grimace's Irish Uncle who'd always auger in the addition of the Shamrock Shakes during the month of March leading up to St. Patrick's Day?

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I'm more of a Wendy's fanatic myself. It's strange but all other Fast Food establishments' burgers make me sicker than a dog, but i can eat a Wendy's Burger and not feel a thing.

[MoPlaYa]

I didnt like McDonalds anymore after I quit working there like 7yrs ago

[chamber-music]

My friends older sister worked in McDonalds when I was a kid and the stuff about hygiene alone would make me not want to eat there.

Also what the hell was McDonalds character Grimace, he looks like a human lung!

[MoPlaYa]

Lmao

[Kitsune]

Clowns.....*shudders*

:dry: I don't like clowns...especially weird pervy ones like Ronald.
Repeat after me "A clown is my friend, he will not bite me and throw me in the basement."

[kane9321]

I used to go to Mcdonalds at least 5 times a week it (was cheap and fast)....who in the world could resist those damned fries

[terry78]

I used to go to Mcdonalds at least 5 times a week it (was cheap and fast)....who in the world could resist those damned fries

When you do that ****, you have to walk everywhere you go to balance it out. Anytime I would get McDonald's, as there was one near my old house, I would walk there and back instead of driving. :p

[kane9321]

Yeah..I F'N blew up to a whopping 265lbs...it took my fiancee's words to make me stop going, her exact words " honey I'll love you forever but damnit, your boobs are bigger than mine":(. So huh yeah that was 6 months,and 68lbs ago..woot:)

[The Apatow Crew]

What really got to me was the amount of disrespect I had to absorb. I often worked 10 hour shifts and my feet were screaming by the last couple of hours. Yet if I tried to lean against the wall and adjust my shoes & socks, I'd have one of the managers tell me:"If you have time to lean, you have time to clean." How witty.:whatever: Even worse were the jerks who demanded their food in 2.5 seconds and if that didn't happen, they would ask "What do you think this is, slow food?" I must have heard that moronic line about 10,000 times.Oh my god!

That's the same thing the manager used to say.:wow:

[Nirvana]

That commercial is creepy...But McDonald's is okay, I've always thought their food was just okay. I like their breakfast (I believe I may have had some this past wednesday) but their burgers suck. If a want to get a fattening, greasy burger at a fast food place I'll go to Checkers/Rally's.

[Nirvana]

When you do that ****, you have to walk everywhere you go to balance it out. Anytime I would get McDonald's, as there was one near my old house, I would walk there and back instead of driving. :p

I use to do the exact same thing at my old house. It was out of my neighborhood and across the street...better to walk it off than let it get to my ass.

[pyromaniac]

Okay, if American Maccas can 'clean up' their menus in the name of health, how come the hygienic side of things hasn't bee addressed?

I hope we're much better here in Australia.

Thanks for some of the answers about a life mystery as to the ubiquitousness of the fast food chain.

[Obi-Ron]

Repeat after me "A clown is my friend, he will not bite me and throw me in the basement."

A clown is not a big shpider. :cwink:

[TNC9852002]

*watches videos*

MY EEEEYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

My goodness...Just imagine..60 years from now, our grandchildren are gonna look at our commercials and just kill themselves..

-TNC

[Ahura Mazda]

I use to like McD when I was a kid but ever since I moved to Europe I developped a distaste for it. Pretty much in every restzaurant you get one type of another of a cheeseburger and they are so much better then what is served at McDs. On a side note, what I hated the most was the after taste.

[Immortalfire]

That commercial is creepy...But McDonald's is okay, I've always thought their food was just okay. I like their breakfast (I believe I may have had some this past wednesday) but their burgers suck. If a want to get a fattening, greasy burger at a fast food place I'll go to Checkers/Rally's.

Checkers is the shizz. :up:

[The Apatow Crew]

I had one of their chicken biscuits this morning. That thing was the biggest Chick-fil-a ripoff I've ever seen.I've never had one and don't plan on it.

another thing i thought sweet tea was suppose to be sweet?

I got one when they first came out and it had little to no taste. i put in like 4 packets of sugar and it was still bland.

[amazingfantasy15]

Oh yeah the bubble things were definately the best part. There wasnt much air in those things and its a miracle none of those things ever gave way and collapsed .

I read somewhere they found syringes in the ball pool or whatever its called.

I'm sure those tubes were specially reinforced because of all the fats kids that go to McDonald's

There's a McDonalds damn near everywhere you look in downtown Chicago, yet not one Burger King in sight.

Yeah, that's something that really annoys me about Chicago, no Burger Kings.

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah, that's something that really annoys me about Chicago, no Burger Kings.There's liek i don't know how many in NY but its a lot. they said it on the super size me docomentary. Close to 20 or so i think he said,

[Immortalfire]

I've never had one and don't plan on it.

another thing i thought sweet tea was suppose to be sweet?

I got one when they first came out and it had little to no taste. i put in like 4 packets of sugar and it was still bland.

Yeah, I don't trust tea from non-southern food places. It's in my heritage, lol.

Chick-fil-a has some of the best fast food tea. Even the Subway near me. Though it's locally owned, so that probably helps.

[terry78]

The closest BK to the Loop is at 100 W. Randolph. Don't know how far of a hike that is.

[LazloSpeeker]

I don't eat fast food often but Mcdonald's is last on my list. I can't remember the last time I ate there. Meanwhile, within the past year I have eaten all there competitors - BK, Sonic, Checkers, Wendy's, Pizza Hut, Arbys, and even White Castle. Maybe it's because I worked there almost 2 years but their food doesn't appeal to me in anyway. Even as I sit here talking about Mcdonald's, I have no craving.

[terry78]

I confess I go to Steak and Shake. That's like the cafeteria burgers they served you in junior high, but it's nostalgia.

[PyroChamber]

The closest BK to the Loop is at 100 W. Randolph. Don't know how far of a hike that is.The only one I've seen is in the Thompson Center.

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah, I don't trust tea from non-southern food places. It's in my heritage, lol.

Chick-fil-a has some of the best fast food tea. Even the Subway near me. Though it's locally owned, so that probably helps.What that stuff taste to me is sun tea. Where you take a jug full of water put tea bags in it and put it out into the sun for a day or two.

And whats with the southern chicken sandwich at mcdonalds.

Its just a McChicken i'm guessing with no lettuce or mayo and just Pickles.

[Immortalfire]

And whats with the southern chicken sandwich at mcdonalds.

Its just a McChicken i'm guessing with no lettuce or mayo and just Pickles.

I correct myself. THAT is the biggest Chick-fil-a ripoff ever, not the biscuit.

[Immortalfire]

I confess I go to Steak and Shake. That's like the cafeteria burgers they served you in junior high, but it's nostalgia.

Steak & Shake rules all. Sadly the closest one to me is 60ish miles away. :csad:

[The Apatow Crew]

I correct myself. THAT is the biggest Chick-fil-a ripoff ever, not the biscuit.Anything at Mcdonalds is a rip off.

Where i used to work they would give you one discount a day. 50 percent off. They there too cheap to give you a free meal where other mcdonalds in the area do. and strangley there owned all by the same old dude. who comes in for like a half hour works on fries and leaves then.

i guess just checking up no ones messing around.

[The Apatow Crew]

Steak & Shake rules all. Sadly the closest one to me is 60ish miles away. :csad:I don't even know what steak and shake is.

I heard there suppose to be adding a sonic to this one town near me.

There are none of those around me. closet one i think is in philly.

[Raiden]

I must confess:

I'm addicted to their fries. :csad:

I love fries, but I can't stand McD's; 9 times out of 10 it'd be crappy, like it's either overfried or soft and sloppy. In terms of fries, I like the ones from Del Taco (yes they have good fries), In-N-Out, and Wendy's. However, I think Islands Burger resturant is probably my favorite.

As for MacDonald's, I hardly ever go there since there are too many burger joints near my work place. Sometimes I go there but I almost always regret it afterward. Last time I tried their new Southwestern chicken sandwich and imo is crap compared to other crispy chicken sandwiches I've had from JITB, Wendy's, and BK.

[Raiden]

I correct myself. THAT is the biggest Chick-fil-a ripoff ever, not the biscuit.

I really like Chick-fil-a (their chicken salad sandwich is the bomb), but I haven't had one for years because they all closed down. I discovered one that is about 10 miles away from my office, but that's too far for me to drive for lunch during my lunch break.

[The Apatow Crew]

I love fries, but I can't stand McD's; 9 times out of 10 it'd be crappy, like it's either overfried or soft and sloppy. In terms of fries, I like the ones from Del Taco (yes they have good fries), In-N-Out, and Wendy's. However, I think Islands Burger resturant is probably my favorite.

As for MacDonald's, I hardly ever go there since there are too many burger joints near my work place. Sometimes I go there but I almost always regret it afterward. Last time I tried their new Southwestern chicken sandwich and imo is crap compared to other crispy chicken sandwiches I've had from JITB, Wendy's, and BK.BK has the best burger and fries enough said.

[chamber-music]

No one who works in a McDonalds in London speaks english.

Ed's Dinner is better than McDonalds anyway.

[rizzo51]

i love their breakfast.. their evil, grease soaked, wonderful breakfast

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Here's a documentary that shows the making of a 1974 McDonald's commercial. Look for the freaky old-school Hamburglar at 2:50, but prepare to see him in your nightmares as a result.

HH4vBJ2skq0Dude, I have, of course, hunted down all of the old McDonalds commercials online, but I had no idea such a thing as th^t existed.
Awesome. Thank you for bringing it to attention. :eek:

[jaguarr]

McDonald's...the Not-So-Silent Killer. :down

jag

[Immortalfire]

I wonder why jag has taken the notion to attempt burning down my home. :confused: ;)

[jaguarr]

I wonder why jag has taken the notion to attempt burning down my home. :confused: ;)

I think you know why, Immortalarsonvictim! :cmad:

jag

[Obi-Ron]

I love fries, but I can't stand McD's;.


Switching from animal shortening to vegetable oil several years ago killed them, they used to be the best. :csad:

[Figs]

Sadly...I didn't have time to make my lunch today so I am currently eating McDonald's.:csad:

[ObakeTora]

commercial fast food = just no.

[spideyboy_1111]

Mcdonalds is popular because of there consistency (you can have a burger and fries anywhere in the world and it will taste the same), they know how to market themselves, they have never had a food viral outbreak (mad cow, ecoli, etc...), i just did a group project on mcdonalds last quarter. went in hating mcdonalds and realized there actually a very smart company, they know what there doing and they do it very well. and honestly there been 2 studies i've seen of mcdonalds where people have actually lost weight nothing but it. it just depends on what you order and how much of it you eat.

[Eddie Brock]

It's the fries, man. I salivate just looking at pictures of them. :csad:

[terry78]

Don't even get started on the mascots. You got Ronald, and a whole slew of characters. Grimace the tumor, Birdie, Mayor McCheese, wherever he is, and everyone's favorite felon, the Hamburgler, who apparently is stricken with Tourette's. Robble robble.

[Immortalfire]

Mayor McCheese frightened young children. Thus, he was driven into exile by Ronald.

[Nirvana]

It's the fries, man. I salivate just looking at pictures of them. :csad:

Ew :csad:

[Eddie Brock]

Ew :csad:
So what? I'm on the same level as Pavlov's dogs. Could be worse.

[Nirvana]

Pavlov's dog eh? Perhaps someone should whip out a tuning fork...

[bullets]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/mcnugget.jpg

[Peter_Porker]

http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/mcnugget.jpg

That so makes me NOT want mcD's!!!!

[Peter_Porker]

Anyone ever see this?

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[The Apatow Crew]

It's the fries, man. I salivate just looking at pictures of them. :csad:That's just the crack kicking in.

[Mee]

:heart: M&M McFlurries. :heart:

[vindrow]

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.

Phillip Sherman of Arkansas learned that lesson after he left his phone behind at a McDonald's restaurant and the photos ended up online. Now he and his wife, Tina, are suing the McDonald's Corp., the franchise owner and the store manager.

The suit was filed Friday and seeks a jury trial and $3 million in damages for suffering, embarrassment and the cost of having to move to a new home.

The suit says that Phillip Sherman left the phone the Fayetteville store in July and that employees promised to secure it until he returned.

Manager Aaron Brummley declined to comment, and other company officials didn't return messages.



Wonder if she was hot:woot:

Don't understand why they are suing McD's since he was the idiot that left teh phone behind in teh first place:hehe:

Guess they are hoping for a quick payday, that they hopefully wont get.

[JustABill]

I just want to imagine the reaction of the person who found the phone. :D

[Captain Planet!]

Pics or it did not happen.

[Morg]

Pics or it did not happen.

sure like anyone going post them :oldrazz: and yes seen the pic :grin:

[ShadowBoxing]

Pics or it did not happen.
I agree. Pics or info on how to get pics or I cannot substantiate this.

[Captain Planet!]

sure like anyone going post them :oldrazz: and yes seen the pic :grin:
Well.... Is she hot? :huh:

[Morg]

Well.... Is she hot? :huh:

she got nice breasts

[Captain Planet!]

she got nice breasts
All white meat?

[Spidey-Bat]

Pics dammit!

[Morg]

Pics dammit!

post them yourself :oldrazz:

[terry78]

It was on CNN this morning, on the ticker. Don't know how you can sue the entire corporation for that. I'm sure Ronald McDonald will give them some paltry sum to shut their asses up though.

[ShadowBoxing]

Tina Sherman is her name, and god damn I can't find her pics anywhere.

[Colossal Spoons]

Tina Sherman is her name, and god damn I can't find her pics anywhere.

Yeah dude


strong detective skills

[ShadowBoxing]

Yeah dude


strong detective skills
I figured out that Captain America-alikes real name, but I can't find this. Damn, I must be losing my touch:csad:

[Silverstein]

How horny are you people asking for pics?

I hope those asking for pics are just kidding, because if you aren't that's pathetic....

[Spidey-Bat]

post them yourself :oldrazz:

It's a trap /admiralackbar

[Captain Planet!]

How horny are you people asking for pics?

I hope those asking for pics are just kidding, because if you aren't that's pathetic....
Don't tell us how to live our lives. :cmad:

[Morg]

It's a trap /admiralackbar

Perish the thought :oldrazz:

[The Original Bamfer]

While the situation is embarrassing, I don't think it's caused them three million dollars-worth of embarrassment.

Shouldn't they be suing the individuals instead of the company? I mean, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the employees of that McDonald's didn't call the Micky-Dee's CEO and ask for permission to post the naked pictures on the internet. :huh:

[Morg]

While the situation is embarrassing, I don't think it's caused them three million dollars-worth of embarrassment.

Shouldn't they be suing the individuals instead of the company? I mean, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the employees of that McDonald's didn't call the Micky-Dee's CEO and ask for permission to post the naked pictures on the internet. :huh:


She's suing McDonald's because they have the BIG bucks

[Go Web Go!]

How about...hang on to your phone?

[Morg]

How about...hang on to your phone?

Better question is not send nude pics

[Erzengel]

While the situation is embarrassing, I don't think it's caused them three million dollars-worth of embarrassment.

Shouldn't they be suing the individuals instead of the company? I mean, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the employees of that McDonald's didn't call the Micky-Dee's CEO and ask for permission to post the naked pictures on the internet. :huh:

Things like this that prevent women from letting me take nude pictures of them. That and blinds. :csad:

[The Original Bamfer]

Things like this that prevent women from letting me take nude pictures of them. That and blinds. :csad:

Actually, women will probably volunteer for you to take nude pictures of them if this couple wins that huge wad of money. :up:

[Silverstein]

If this is real, it seems staged. Why would a married man carry pictures of his nude wife on his phone?

1.) They're married, he only needs to ask nicely and can probably get an eye-full.
2.) Cameras on phones don't take as nice photos as digital cameras, so he would only have those if he were trying to show someone or plot this.
3.) How convenient that these photos were taken on a phone, said phone was lost, the man called about the phone and took his sweet time to go get it...Allowing for someone to look through it.
4.) The nude photo would have to be his background image, as so many phones are lost daily that no one would have gone through it. Have you ever found a phone and said "Man! Let me check what pictures are on here!"?
5.) If all of this was a sad and strange coincidence, then the man should be questioned about why he would have photos of his wife on a cell phone's camera. Cameras on phones are by nature for candid shots, I'm sure the wife wouldn't be too happy to know that this guy is showing her off to his pals.

In fact, -I'm- kind of pissed abput number 5. I would never show my GF off on the nets. I'd almost never post a fully clothed picture anywhere, let alone a nude shot.

[Silverstein]

Don't tell us how to live our lives. :cmad:

Agh! *flees*

[TNC9852002]

Can't find these photos either..

Hmmm...

-TNC

[The Original Bamfer]

Damn, how easy would it have been for Hubby to have set this up? All you'd have to do is hope that the McDonald's staff is perverted and unprofessional enough to snoop through his cell and upload them onto the internet. And how did he find it? Did he search for "naked women that look like my wife"? Even if the employees didn't look through the phone and post the images on the internet, he wouldn't have lost anything. Now they might be getting out of this with three million bucks.

To answer my first question, I'd have to say it would be pretty easy. :o

[Silverstein]

Damn, how easy would it have been for Hubby to have set this up? All you'd have to do is hope that the McDonald's staff is perverted and unprofessional enough to snoop through his cell and upload them onto the internet. And how did he find it? Did he search for "naked women that look like my wife"? Even if the employees didn't look through the phone and post the images on the internet, he wouldn't have lost anything. Now they might be getting out of this with three million bucks.

To answer my first question, I'd have to say it would be pretty easy. :o


I agree.

[Immortalfire]

3 million...right :whatever:

[Immortalfire]

Damn, how easy would it have been for Hubby to have set this up? All you'd have to do is hope that the McDonald's staff is perverted and unprofessional enough to snoop through his cell and upload them onto the internet. And how did he find it? Did he search for "naked women that look like my wife"? Even if the employees didn't look through the phone and post the images on the internet, he wouldn't have lost anything. Now they might be getting out of this with three million bucks.

To answer my first question, I'd have to say it would be pretty easy. :o
You are correct sir. The whole thing looks like a really good setup.

[Honey Vibe]

If they moved to another neighborhood, I doubt it was a setup. I also doubt there was any way he could have predicted what was to ensue. The "setup" scenario just doesn't ring true.

[Addendum]

It's not McDonald's fault that the couple lost their phone

[The Guard]

So he's an idiot...and now he looks even stupider for trying to cash in on this.

[The Apatow Crew]

If anyone should sue them over embrassement it should be me. For having to work at that crap place for almost a year.

[The Original Bamfer]

I bet JAL did it. :o

[The Apatow Crew]

I bet JAL did it. :oYep, It was me. Trying to get that easy pay day. Thats how i really lost my phone the other day.

[citizenpain]

If this is real, it seems staged. Why would a married man carry pictures of his nude wife on his phone?

1.) They're married, he only needs to ask nicely and can probably get an eye-full.
2.) Cameras on phones don't take as nice photos as digital cameras, so he would only have those if he were trying to show someone or plot this.
3.) How convenient that these photos were taken on a phone, said phone was lost, the man called about the phone and took his sweet time to go get it...Allowing for someone to look through it.
4.) The nude photo would have to be his background image, as so many phones are lost daily that no one would have gone through it. Have you ever found a phone and said "Man! Let me check what pictures are on here!"?
5.) If all of this was a sad and strange coincidence, then the man should be questioned about why he would have photos of his wife on a cell phone's camera. Cameras on phones are by nature for candid shots, I'm sure the wife wouldn't be too happy to know that this guy is showing her off to his pals.

In fact, -I'm- kind of pissed abput number 5. I would never show my GF off on the nets. I'd almost never post a fully clothed picture anywhere, let alone a nude shot.

dude... it's called amateur porn.

[AndThePickles]

While it's normal to have nude pics of your other half on your phone and all, this definitely smells like a set-up.

[citizenpain]

yeah, i could see that, it does seem like too many coincidences... but anyway, doesn't like practically every restaurant have a sign the says that they're not responsible for lost items? lawsuits have become such a joke... this however isn't as bad as suing someone for spilling hot coffee on yourself.

[PyroChamber]

While it's normal to have nude pics of your other half on your phone and all, this definitely smells like a set-up.I take it you know a little something about that?

[Untilteld]

don't we all?

[Heretic]

They are suing McDonalds due to what is called "deep pockets". Whenever you sue, you go after whoeever has the most money. If you slip and fall in McDonalds, you dont sue the minimum wage stooge mopping the floor, you sue the company.

[Badger]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l107/ppauls/post/mcdonalds-nude-photographs.jpg

:o

[terry78]

I take it you know a little something about that?

When it comes to her, she needs to use the ****ing iPhone to get CS up on there. Oh, snap.

[Colossal Spoons]

I consider myself to be a pretty swift and efficient googler, but these pics DO NOT exist



:tired:

[The Apatow Crew]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l107/ppauls/post/mcdonalds-nude-photographs.jpg

:oHAWT!!!!!!!!


Does that come off the dollar menu also?:oldrazz:

[Heretic]

My question is...what are the odds of a person (or someone they know) stumbling across their pictures online? I mean, with an internet clogged full of porn sites, and no drought of pictures available, its not like those pictures hit every porn site. They probably just popped up and went away like every other one does. Somehow they found out about this??? I think its a setup...and depending on the looks of the girl (who i havent seen because Im not curious enough to go looking for her pictures) it may be a cheap grab for attention as well as money so she can get paid modeling work. If the girl is even remotely attractive I bet she will end up trying to get on reality tv shows and in Playboy.

[terry78]

Lawl....this place is full of future sex offenders.

[Captain Planet!]

I consider myself to be a pretty swift and efficient googler, but these pics DO NOT exist



:tired:

Same here.

[Warhammer]

Man, I spent a good 30 minutes looking for these damn pictures. I quit.

:down

[Danalys]

http://a11news.com/1053/tina-sherman/

one pic there with clothes on. blogs say most pics were removed back in july.

[JLBats]

...that's Miley Cyrus.
That's ****ing Hannah Montana.

[The Apatow Crew]

...that's Miley Cyrus.
That's ****ing Hannah Montana.I was gonna say, that looks like Mlley Cyrus. lol.

[Heretic]

http://a11news.com/1053/tina-sherman/

one pic there with clothes on. blogs say most pics were removed back in july.


In the middle of the article you linked is a photograph of Doutzen Kroes talking to some chick at a function of some sort...which is totally misplaced in thsi article. Also, um...that picture that is supposed to be Tina Sherman looks alot like someone else...exactly, Hannah Montana

[Danalys]

that other pics just illustrating that people are talking about it. learn to read the image captions. as for the other pic i obviously have no idea if it's really her or not. could just be illustrative of cell phone pics.

[PyroChamber]

I consider myself to be a pretty swift and efficient googler, but these pics DO NOT exist



:tired:I read that the site that first posted the story had the pics, but had to delete them.

[Heretic]

that other pics just illustrating that people are talking about it. learn to read the image captions. as for the other pic i obviously have no idea if it's really her or not. could just be illustrative of cell phone pics.


So, to illustrate that people are talking about this story, they posted a picture of a Victorias Secret model talking to someone about a completely different topic?? That link is complete fiction, from the Miley Cyrus picture, to the Victorias Secret photo, to the story itself, which I do not believe their facts of anyway.

Nice try, but wrong

[Danalys]

damn you really are that dum. look up the word illustrative.

[Heretic]

Um, no...I understand what the word means.

And let me guess, the Miley Cyrus picture is "illustrative" of the kind of pic thaat this woman had put up on the internet.

Look dude, this website knew that the Google searches would explode when the news hit, so they hastily put together a webspage to gain tens, or hundreds of thousands of google hits. You just are gullible enough to believe it.

If this story wasnt a scam by the guy and his wife, the ACTUAL, non Miley Cyrus pictures would be on every single link site by now, from sites trying to gain hits. However, no one seems to have the pics...and theres no proof of anyone ever seeing the pictures besides the people who took them. Odd that in a world with millions of porn sites, this couple stumbled across the one who had their pictures...because...you know...theres a scarcity of amateur porn pictures out there so finding yourself is easy.

This reeks of scam.