The McDonald's Thread: 'Happy Meal Outrage' Edition

[Danalys]

when did i ever say i believed anything?

[Heretic]

Your initial posts says "one pic on there with clothes on"'.

Thats great, but the chick with clothes on is Miley freaking Cyrus, not the girl this thread is about. Then, you proceed to defend the story by arguing that his Victorias Secret model picture is there to illustrate a point...and the point Im illustrating is that you dont post a celebrity picture to illustrate that people are talking about a picture that is then NOT the otehr picture you post. The entire blog they posted is fiction. Just accept that you posted a lame link and move on.

[black_dust]

sure like anyone going post them :oldrazz: and yes seen the pic :grin:

LIES!!!!!!!!!

No way are these pics on the internet, you must have been the McDonalds staff! :whatever:

[Danalys]

Your initial posts says "one pic on there with clothes on"'.

Thats great, but the chick with clothes on is Miley freaking Cyrus, not the girl this thread is about. Then, you proceed to defend the story by arguing that his Victorias Secret model picture is there to illustrate a point...and the point Im illustrating is that you dont post a celebrity picture to illustrate that people are talking about a picture that is then NOT the otehr picture you post. The entire blog they posted is fiction. Just accept that you posted a lame link and move on.

i accepted it could be a bad link immediantly. i just contested your point about the other picture being an issue at all.
to quote myself.
as for the other pic i obviously have no idea if it's really her or not. could just be illustrative of cell phone pics.

[Silverstein]

While it's normal to have nude pics of your other half on your phone and all, this definitely smells like a set-up.

It's definitely NOT normal. At all. It may be more common to have nude pics of your other half...But not on a cellular phone. Maybe this is something that you guys do, and so you might be sympathetic to that aspect...But it's not "normal". If we were to find out that this case was real, then it would be an example of why you shouldn't do this.

It's some kind of fetish to do this with your phone. I guess that's a better way to put it. Like no one can say it's "normal" to like tentacle monsters.


Anyways, since we mostly agree that it is, in fact, a setup what do you all think is the setup?

I think it might be like this:

Guy and Girl know a Person that works at McDonald's in their city. Manager at McD's might be a pervert. Guy takes picture of Girl and leaves phone where Person can find it, with wife nude possibly as wallpaper on phone. Person places phone in lost and found. Guy calls McDonald's and Manager looks through phones and finds it. Manager sees nude photos and may or may not show Employees. Person shows employees if Manager does not.

When no one is looking, Person uploads pictures on internet. This can be done without taking the phone out of McD's. Person tells Guy that job is done. Guy looks with wife, and maybe witnesses, and finds photos online...

Person has no direct connection with Guy or Girl. Guy and Girl make 3 million dollars which is one million for each person. Plus a free Big Mac.


Also, as a side note Person and Manager may be the same person. The set-up would be even more perfect that way, especially if Manager tells Guy when Employee would be cleaning tables, thus ensuring that someone not involved finds the phone.

[JayCaz]

I remember a mate & me getting set upon by about 10 chavs in Liverpool in about 2004, asked us for the time, then asked us for our watches, cheeky scamps. We managed to fend them off but ultimately came off worse, although I did manage to knock their fat little leader out cold, and took his phone as a souvenir.

Got back to mine & saw that chubbs had about 50 pics of his willy on his phone, a mugger AND a pervert, what an upstanding citizen. So I decided to do the only thing that seemed right, 'Punisher' style, and sent one of the pics to every person in his phonebook, his Mum, Dad, Grandmother, everyone. It was about 3am at this point, and me & my mate Ste were quite intoxicated.

After a while the phone started to ring, various family members & friends etc calling to see why the hell he'd send them such a pic, they were met by me, giving them the run-down of the evening's events, including him getting knocked on his fat little arse. Ahhh good times.

[Silverstein]

I remember a mate & me getting set upon by about 10 chavs in Liverpool in about 2004, asked us for the time, then asked us for our watches, cheeky scamps. We managed to fend them off but ultimately came off worse, although I did manage to knock their fat little leader out cold, and took his phone as a souvenir.

Got back to mine & saw that chubbs had about 50 pics of his willy on his phone, a mugger AND a pervert, what an upstanding citizen. So I decided to do the only thing that seemed right, 'Punisher' style, and sent one of the pics to every person in his phonebook, his Mum, Dad, Grandmother, everyone. It was about 3am at this point, and me & my mate Ste were quite intoxicated.

After a while the phone started to ring, various family members & friends etc calling to see why the hell he'd send them such a pic, they were met by me, giving them the run-down of the evening's events, including him getting knocked on his fat little arse. Ahhh good times.

Eh oh? What's all this then? Give'em a spot of the ol' punisher, you did? Right-O, right-o.....Stop! Tea time........So anyways back to the odds and sods of it all. You gave'em a good what-for, yeah? Bet that tosser will never think twice about givin you any lip, will ee? Ah, what a daft curr, ee was, and probably a limey to boot!

Alls I wants is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air...with one enormous chair, oh wouldn't it be lovely?


I love british people. Just wanna pinch your cheeks and eat you up. But throwing your tea in the ocean and pwning your navy is just as good. We stole your historical seat. And made your Prime Minister our b word.


(I'm sorry...I didn't sleep at all last night...)

[JayCaz]

Eh oh? What's all this then? Give'em a spot of the ol' punisher, you did? Right-O, right-o.....Stop! Tea time........So anyways back to the odds and sods of it all. You gave'em a good what-for, yeah? Bet that tosser will never think twice about givin you any lip, will ee? Ah, what a daft curr, ee was, and probably a limey to boot!

Alls I wants is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air...with one enormous chair, oh wouldn't it be lovely?


I love british people. Just wanna pinch your cheeks and eat you up. But throwing your tea in the ocean and pwning your navy is just as good. We stole your historical seat. And made your Prime Minister our b word.


(I'm sorry...I didn't sleep at all last night...)

Hahaha that just blew my mind! :woot:

I love Americans perception that all English people speak like Londoners.

What's a curr??

Type into youtube 'Harry Enfield Scousers'

THAT'S what I sound like. :cwink:

[Silverstein]

Hahaha that just blew my mind! :woot:

I love Americans perception that all English people speak like Londoners.

What's a curr??

Type into youtube 'Harry Enfield Scousers'

THAT'S what I sound like. :cwink:

Are you serious? If I go to London they will all sound like how I made you brits sound? Like everyone?! But I wanna hear "BBC english" I don't want a chick callin my stuff a "willie"

[Silverstein]

Harry Enfield Scousers? That's 'ow you sound, eh? Are you 'avin a laugh?

[JayCaz]

Harry Enfield Scousers? That's 'ow you sound, eh? Are you 'avin a laugh?


BINGO.

"Alright there mate calm down like"

[JayCaz]

Are you serious? If I go to London they will all sound like how I made you brits sound? Like everyone?! But I wanna hear "BBC english" I don't want a chick callin my stuff a "willie"

She won't call it a willy unless she's speaking to you in a PG-13 stylee.

[Mee]

and yes seen the pic :grin:
Shocking.

[JayCaz]

I was gonna say, that looks like Mlley Cyrus. lol.


Tell you what I've just realised after looking at that pic, I may be being incredibly slow here, but those supposed topless pics of Miley Cyrus a couple of months back that leaked. They were this guys wife were they not??!!

[Heretic]

First...to Silverstein...It actually IS normal to have naked pics on your cell phones. Ive had several girls text me naked pictures of themselves for no apparent reason. Also, a bunch of guys I know have like...cell phone videos of their chicks flashing or whatever. The more people that have the technology, the more "'normal" it becomes.

Also, the girl in that pic IS Miley Cyrus, not the guys wife.

Plus, this story has had 24 hours or so to blow up...and in my daily travels of different media link sites to see skateboarders getting jacked on rails and high school kids beating each other up, I have YET to come across a single site with links to this dudes wifes pictures. Come on! This is the freaking internet where everyone has acces to anything and the most money hungry, click needing websites on earth have NOTHING. I am inclined to believe that these pictures either dont exist, or the guy and his wife uploaded them to some random unknown website themselves and then had them taken down the next day. I said this last night, but expect this chick to be trying to get on reality shows etc in the very near future. This is a mad dash for fame and cash.

[Silverstein]

First...to Silverstein...It actually IS normal to have naked pics on your cell phones. Ive had several girls text me naked pictures of themselves for no apparent reason. Also, a bunch of guys I know have like...cell phone videos of their chicks flashing or whatever. The more people that have the technology, the more "'normal" it becomes.

How does what I said change because you and your mates do this as well? It's not "normal", it's a fetish. I can name as many people, probably more that DON'T do that. Like I said, it's as normal as tentacle monsters.



Also, the girl in that pic IS Miley Cyrus, not the guys wife.

Plus, this story has had 24 hours or so to blow up...and in my daily travels of different media link sites to see skateboarders getting jacked on rails and high school kids beating each other up, I have YET to come across a single site with links to this dudes wifes pictures. Come on! This is the freaking internet where everyone has acces to anything and the most money hungry, click needing websites on earth have NOTHING. I am inclined to believe that these pictures either dont exist, or the guy and his wife uploaded them to some random unknown website themselves and then had them taken down the next day. I said this last night, but expect this chick to be trying to get on reality shows etc in the very near future. This is a mad dash for fame and cash.

Word, nucka.

[The Guard]

I still think it's hilarious that the idiot is suing McDonald's.

[AndThePickles]

It's definitely NOT normal. At all. It may be more common to have nude pics of your other half...But not on a cellular phone. Maybe this is something that you guys do, and so you might be sympathetic to that aspect...But it's not "normal". If we were to find out that this case was real, then it would be an example of why you shouldn't do this.


I know a LOT of people who have naughty pics of their sig others on their cell phone. :huh: Not that they've shown me, but a lot of people mention things like that with a giggle and such. I guess to me, I don't think it's a fetish per se, but I can see how one would look at it that way.

[Heretic]

Wait a second...so girls sent me naked pictures of themselves without me requesting it and its MY fetish?

Dude, I dont think you get what a fetish is.

The fact that lots of people do it IS what makes it normal. In the Mideast it is normal thaat women have no rights...its not good...but it is the norm. In America, photography is normal, as is finding your mate attractive, as is pornography. I mean...its not a fetish.

I used to work for a pretty famous band, and part of my job was to photograph the girls that flashed in the audience for...I dont know...late DVD usage or something. To my knowledge it never even got looked at again. So my job was a fetish? Of mine or the band? or the manager who told me to do it? Or the girls who did it?

Its just nekkid pictures...dont make it seem weird by calling it a fetish.

[Silverstein]

I know a LOT of people who have naughty pics of their sig others on their cell phone. :huh: Not that they've shown me, but a lot of people mention things like that with a giggle and such. I guess to me, I don't think it's a fetish per se, but I can see how one would look at it that way.

Yeah, like I'm not trying to put down what you or others are into or whatever. But I'm just saying it wasn't like "normal", which would imply that it's odd to NOT do that. Maybe you guys see it as arguing semantics..

I'm glad you understand..

[Silverstein]

Wait a second...so girls sent me naked pictures of themselves without me requesting it and its MY fetish?

Dude, I dont think you get what a fetish is.

The fact that lots of people do it IS what makes it normal. In the Mideast it is normal thaat women have no rights...its not good...but it is the norm. In America, photography is normal, as is finding your mate attractive, as is pornography. I mean...its not a fetish.

I used to work for a pretty famous band, and part of my job was to photograph the girls that flashed in the audience for...I dont know...late DVD usage or something. To my knowledge it never even got looked at again. So my job was a fetish? Of mine or the band? or the manager who told me to do it? Or the girls who did it?

Its just nekkid pictures...dont make it seem weird by calling it a fetish.

Stop feeling some kind of way about it, you're the one who doesn't know what a fetish is. I'm not making it weird, if you FEEL weird then that's you. But that's what it is. Relax. Go look at some of those pics and calm down.


EDIT: Out of curiosity how old are you and how old is this plethora of girls who uncontrollably show you naked pics for no reason...?

[SapphirePrima]

Why are people taking nudie pics on phones?!?!?!?!?!?!?? :confused:

[Badger]

I have nudes of my Wife on my Phone. She sends them to me while I am Business trips. It's perfectly normal in my opinion, keeps a little excitement going. She usually sends them when I'm in a meeting or when she knows I am in the middle of something work related. It's a nice little reminder that my Wife is thinking about me and misses me. :up:

Of course I have the good sense to lock my phone and the folder that they are in. :o

[Heretic]

Stop feeling some kind of way about it, you're the one who doesn't know what a fetish is. I'm not making it weird, if you FEEL weird then that's you. But that's what it is. Relax. Go look at some of those pics and calm down.


EDIT: Out of curiosity how old are you and how old is this plethora of girls who uncontrollably show you naked pics for no reason...?

Im an adult, as is anyone who has ever sent me naked pictures. Geez...that question seems loaded towards child pornography, otherwise the age issue doesnt matter. You're weird.

And no, it is not a fetish...I have a picture of a dog in a Halloween costume on my cell phone, but I wouldnt call that a "fetish" either. Maybe you would.

I like to call them "pictures" without attatching any stigma to them. Your use of the word fetish (and your loaded question about age) seem to be making this all into a kind of weird and perverse thing...which...dude...its just pictures. Once you actually get a few girlfriends under your belt the idea of nudity or sexuality seems a little less bizarre. You'll get there someday.

[SapphirePrima]

I have nudes of my Wife on my Phone. She sends them to me while I am Business trips. It's perfectly normal in my opinion, keeps a little excitement going. She usually sends them when I'm in a meeting or when she knows I am in the middle of something work related. It's a nice little reminder that my Wife is thinking about me and misses me. :up:

Of course I have the good sense to lock my phone and the folder that they are in. :o

Well I lose my phone all the time so if I had nudie pics on it I'd be dead. But if you are pretty good with keeping up with you're phone I guess there's nothing to worry about.

[Poetic Chaos]

Is this lady a normal person? Her name is used in headlines like it would be recognized or something.

[Colossal Spoons]

I have nudes of my Wife on my Phone. She sends them to me while I am Business trips. It's perfectly normal in my opinion, keeps a little excitement going. She usually sends them when I'm in a meeting or when she knows I am in the middle of something work related. It's a nice little reminder that my Wife is thinking about me and misses me. :up:

Of course I have the good sense to lock my phone and the folder that they are in. :o

:up:

[Erzengel]

I used my old phone to take a picture of an acquaintance of mine who appeared topless, with hands strategically placed in a magazine. I didn't like her enough to buy the magazine, so I just snapped a picture. I think I'm on my 2nd phone and it's been transfered over to my Dare.

[Silverstein]

Im an adult, as is anyone who has ever sent me naked pictures. Geez...that question seems loaded towards child pornography, otherwise the age issue doesnt matter. You're weird.

And no, it is not a fetish...I have a picture of a dog in a Halloween costume on my cell phone, but I wouldnt call that a "fetish" either. Maybe you would.

I like to call them "pictures" without attatching any stigma to them. Your use of the word fetish (and your loaded question about age) seem to be making this all into a kind of weird and perverse thing...which...dude...its just pictures. Once you actually get a few girlfriends under your belt the idea of nudity or sexuality seems a little less bizarre. You'll get there someday.


You are hands down the most defensive person I have ever spoken to on these boards or any board ever. I think that deserves some kind of trophy.


Since I don't have a trophy, I present you with Boba Fett. His backpack's got jets. He's Boba, the fett...:boba:


Dude. I'm done talking with you. I have not purposely insulted you or done any of the things that you are accusing me of. My comment about the age had nothing to do with child pornography, I was insinuating that it didn't happen. And that YOU are the one under-age.

Everything you've said on this entire subject is to build yourself up as some kind of Adonis who "gets chicks without even trying" and that women do things without you asking. No, you're not. No, they don't. Maybe when you're 16, they do. The fact that you are defending so hard shows that everything you've said is fake.

And I'm not even debating the topic here, I mean that you are probably a single 14 year old who wants to come online and brag to people who don't know any better. Your underlined comment is testament enough to this.


Fetish: Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.

Ummmmmm.....LIKE A PHONE:wow: or pictures:huh:.... You are so ignorant. This is over. Good night.

[Danalys]

if some one had a phone or picture fetish it wouldn't matter what the picture was of, but since it's of a naked woman which does show sexual parts of the body it's not a fetish.

[Heretic]

First of all Silver, no one said these cell phone pics are arousing...we just said they exist.

Second...since when is seeing naked pictures of women a fetish??? That is so stretching the definition that it hardly warrants a response. If anyone with half a brain can say that enjoying looking at an attractive person naked is a fetish then we are living on bizzarro world.

Third...What? I never tried to make myself look like an adonis...I simply stated what many others here have stated....we have recieved naked pics of people on our cell phones. If that is some claim to godhood then...what? close to ten people in this thread are claiming to be gods???

The concept of seeing a girl naked might be earth shattering and godlike to you...but most of us have seen actual naked women before...and are likely to again in real life...so it isnt a bragging point to say we've seen pictures of naked girls. Its just a fact...

It is NOT a big deal that I, and many others here have females naked pics on our phones...but it is also not a fetish.

Am I too defensive? Okay...you got me...naked sexy women is a fetish of mine. Wait, your own definition says that a fetish has to be something nonsexual...so I suppose to you naked women arent sexual...and thats where we disagree.

[AlteredEgo]

You are hands down the most defensive person I have ever spoken to on these boards or any board ever. I think that deserves some kind of trophy.


Since I don't have a trophy, I present you with Boba Fett. His backpack's got jets. He's Boba, the fett...:boba:


Dude. I'm done talking with you. I have not purposely insulted you or done any of the things that you are accusing me of. My comment about the age had nothing to do with child pornography, I was insinuating that it didn't happen. And that YOU are the one under-age.

Everything you've said on this entire subject is to build yourself up as some kind of Adonis who "gets chicks without even trying" and that women do things without you asking. No, you're not. No, they don't. Maybe when you're 16, they do. The fact that you are defending so hard shows that everything you've said is fake.

And I'm not even debating the topic here, I mean that you are probably a single 14 year old who wants to come online and brag to people who don't know any better. Your underlined comment is testament enough to this.


Fetish: Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.

Ummmmmm.....LIKE A PHONE:wow: or pictures:huh:.... You are so ignorant. This is over. Good night.

i havent agreed with a lot of what youve said. i understand what youre trying to say though... but you quoted mc chris... so you win. :huh: :woot::up:

[Silverstein]

i havent agreed with a lot of what youve said. i understand what youre trying to say though... but you quoted mc chris... so you win. :huh: :woot::up:

I was done with this thread, and then I read this line. MC Chris= win..

Heretic.

I didn't know what it is that you do. I never knew what it was called until a short while ago. Do you know what a Strawman argument is?

I've mentioned nothing about my personal life and yet you continuously jump to conclusions and insist on "trying" to insult me even though I've thrown very little that could even be misconstued as insulting your way.

1.) Women are not objects to me.
2.) A girlfriend is the most important thing to me, especially my girlfriend.
3.) You are correct, I do not have a long list of previous girls. But I do not want one. Each girl that I've gone out with, I gave my all and cared less about sex and more about the person.

You, unlike anyone else on the thread, have been talking as if random girls give you naked pictures for no reason. You treat this as if it is something special and amazing and you have even tried to claim that somehow this makes you better than me or something.

This is and has been an argument of semantics. I don't need your approval or for you to agree with me. I've even said before that the conversation isn't even on topic and seems to be now about how much of a "man" you are for being able to get pictures on your phone.


Just so you know:

-You sound like a man-whore when you talk. Women are not items. This is not good. Read your previous comments if you don't understand how you are different from anyone elses posts here, even those that agree with you.
-You sound like you're not only a liar, but a teenager, which makes this hilarious for me.
-Your point seems to be that you get random pictures from random girls, naked, on your phone. You feel that it's odd to call it a fetish and argued that I didn't know what it meant without even posting a definition, yet when I posted one....you are proving even more that you don't know what it means.


Stop trying to bait and taunt me with your claims of personal skill. It's actually annoying me because you build yourself up to be "cool" and then when I mock you for it you say "Pfft? Cool? Man...this is normal...maybe if you knew anything about blah blah blah" If it's so normal, why are you defending it so hard?

AndThePickles disagreed with me. She dropped the subject. Know why? She's not 16. Others have said their part and gone as well. YOU are the only one who continues to say stuff and is trying to argue with me.


See the thing is, despite your blatant immaturity, I think nothing less of you. I mean, I do think you are a kid...But that's not an insult. This is a online message board about comic books and super heroes, your being a teenager is not bizarre. Regardless of your failed attempts at insults and constant self contradicting...I'm explaining all of this to you, because I want to give you one last chance before I just completely ignore you.



Pictures on a phone means nothing, regardless of whether you call it a fetish or the norm, it's a picture on a phone. If YOU knew so much about girls, then you could just ask 'her' to do it live. That's why I don't need nude camera shots. Seems you don't know so much after all.

Anyway, since you're in such a rush to be a man, let me show you how...it's called being humble.

Peace, mate? *extends hand*

[Danalys]

there was no straw man, it was ad hominem and you started it saying he was trying to be all cool.

just so you're clear straw man is misrepresenting your opponent's arguement. ad hominem is misrepresenting your opponent.

[Colossal Spoons]

First of all Silver, no one said these cell phone pics are arousing...we just said they exist.

Ha! The pics on my phone of the g/f are def arousing. Anybody who wants to judge me for that can go right ahead. I'll be in the corner...looking at my phone :o

[Colossal Spoons]

Since I don't have a trophy, I present you with Boba Fett. His backpack's got jets. He's Boba, the fett...:boba:


i havent agreed with a lot of what youve said. i understand what youre trying to say though... but you quoted mc chris... so you win. :huh: :woot::up:

I was done with this thread, and then I read this line. MC Chris= win..

I lol'd :D

[Silverstein]

there was no straw man, it was ad hominem and you started it saying he was trying to be all cool.

just so you're clear straw man is misrepresenting your opponent's arguement. ad hominem is misrepresenting your opponent.

Aside from sounding childish and saying "You started it", which isn't even true....:whatever:

If you don't think that this line is an attempt to sound like you're cool:

"Once you actually get a few girlfriends under your belt the idea of nudity or sexuality seems a little less bizarre. You'll get there someday."

Then something is wrong with you...As I had said nothing prior to warrant a comment as pathetic as that.

Oh and hey, Dan, if you agree with him that's fine. But don't jump in on his accord to try to make me seem like the wrong one. He claims to be a grown man. He doesn't need a side kick jumping in and being wrong with him.

Thanks for the whole "Ad-nauseum" lesson or whatever it was...No seriously, I'll remember that.:cwink:

Anywho. I'm done with this. If not one, then another argument...I've got better things to do when the subject is not even that important to me.

I end with:

[MC Chris]
Cruisin Mos Espa, in my De Lorean
War's over I'm a peacetime mandalorian
The story has stumped Star Wars historians
Deep in debate, buffet plate at Bennigan's
Rhyme renegade, sure to penetrate
First and second offense, I won't hesitate
Got a job to do and Darth's the guy that delegates
Got somethin against Skywalker someone he really hates
I don't give a ****, I'm after Solo
For all I care, he could be hidin at Yoda's dojo
Gotta make the money, credit's no good
When the jawas run the shop in your neighborhood
Think you can cook, I got a grapplin hook
Let's make this quick cause I'm really booked
I'm a devious degenerate defender of the devil
Shut down all the trash compactors on the de-tention level

My backpack's, got jets; well I'm Boba, the Fett
Well I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt, to finance my 'Vette (wiki wiki wiki)
Well I chill in, deep space; a mask is over my face
Well I deliver the prize, but I still narrow my eyes
Cause my time I don't like to waste - get down!

[Danalys]

Aside from sounding childish and saying "You started it", which isn't even true....:whatever:

If you don't think that this line is an attempt to sound like you're cool:

"Once you actually get a few girlfriends under your belt the idea of nudity or sexuality seems a little less bizarre. You'll get there someday."

Then something is wrong with you...As I had said nothing prior to warrant a comment as pathetic as that.

Oh and hey, Dan, if you agree with him that's fine. But don't jump in on his accord to try to make me seem like the wrong one. He claims to be a grown man. He doesn't need a side kick jumping in and being wrong with him.

Thanks for the whole "Ad-nauseum" lesson or whatever it was...No seriously, I'll remember that.:cwink:

Anywho. I'm done with this. If not one, then another argument...I've got better things to do when the subject is not even that important to me.



your quote of his was fairly far into. it says nothing of the beginings. yeah you both decended further and further.

i aint defending anyone. i just like to put a stop to inaccuracies early. since other wise they spread.

nice thing about the internet is that you can go back and read how things started. but yeah more ad hominem from you ad nauseum.

[JayCaz]

So it turned out the guy was Married to Miley Cyrus?

Boy is Billy Ray gonna get Achy Breaky on his arse...

[Heretic]

Where to begin...

First of all...my initial statement was that I have a few dfferent girls naked pictures on my phone. I dont think I even gave a reason behind it. If I had to assign a reason it would probably be because I have friends all over the country that I never get to see, so anything that they deem funny or worthwhile of sending, I get. I believe that I only mentioned that I dont have to work to get these pictures after YOU said that I had a fetish for cell phones because I happen to have recieved some pictures. In that case, you might want to head over to the Celebrities forum, because there are dozens of people posting hot pictures of celebrities...and frankly...their fetish for computers is frightening...I mean, according to your logic, its the computer turning them on, not the pictures. And porn? Clearly people are aroused by the tv screen as opposed to the action on it, right? Fetish!

Secondly, it is established here that I am not a teenager. My Myspace link has been posted here, as have pictures of me. heck, Your attempts to concivince people that Im a child are fun habits of those with no leg to stand on, but they are easily refutable.

Also, you want to try to paint me as someone who degrades women. Your emo routine of "I respect and admire women" is sure to be a hit at the next Hawthorne Heights concert, but get over it on here. Possessing a naked pictur of a girl you know does NOT make her your property. Neither does it mean that they are mere flesh toys. They are human beings, and we are complex people who can do a great job at work, be loving and good parents and friends, and still have a randy side to us. It is you who are pigeonholing women. You talk as if they are victims when in EVERY CASE in this thread it is the girls who voluntarily take the pictures and send them. Oh, and remember...its not just me who has this godlike power over women...its several people in this thread. Get ready pal....women can be smart, loving AND sexy all at once. I know..it blew my mind as well when I figured that out when I was 13.

You keep saying that "Heretic should drop it and Ive never accused him of anything", but yet you continue these roundabout accusations of me.

Besides...you keep wanting to turn the topic into a "Heretic is bragging about naked pics" thread. My claim is no different than anyone elses in this thread (the difference being some of them are married and Im not so theres nothing morally wrong with some girl sending me topless pictures). The POINT of this discussion is not my godlike power of forcing women to degrade themselves without knowing it...the POINT of this is that you are saying that we have a fetish for cell phones. I refute that claim.

In fact...I will go out on a limb and speak for every single heterosexual male in this forum (besides you) when I say this....if you put a sexy naked girl on a cell phone, billboard, tv screen, poster, holographic image, etc....we're not going to turn away in disgust. That does not mean that we have a fetish for holographic images, billboards etc...it means that we actually like the idea of naked sexy women...call it a fetish if you want. I call it "good thinking".

[Addendum]

if you put a sexy naked girl on a cell phone, billboard, tv screen, poster, holographic image, etc....we're not going to turn away in disgust.
I'd just have the same reaction I do when I see a fight, simply move along

[Heretic]

I'd just have the same reaction I do when I see a fight, simply move along

EXACTLY. Because its not that big of a deal, right?

[Addendum]

Seeing naked chicks was a big deal in grade school. After college, it's "like I haven't seen that before"

Now if she is showing off her liver or pancreas, then I'd pay attention

[Heretic]

Seeing naked chicks was a big deal in grade school. After college, it's "like I haven't seen that before"

Now if she is showing off her liver or pancreas, then I'd pay attention

You have a fetish for the pancreas, and that is disgusting.

[Addendum]

Internal organs are hot. They're like always hidden

[Untilteld]

some old girlfriends I've had sent nudes to my phone, no big deal.

[Addendum]

some old girlfriends I've had sent nudes to my phone, no big deal.
No one gets excited over re-runs

[Untilteld]

No one gets excited over re-runs

I meant they've sent them while dating, but yeah that too.

[Heretic]

Its possible that they could have gotten hotter over time...

[Addendum]

But if you're in another relationship, it's just unneeded. And if you ended a relationship with that other person, it probably wasn't because of looks. A change in appearance just fixes looks, nothing else

[Heretic]

Thats true...Im not saying that you get the picture and go "wow, I gotta get back with that person". Its kind of like when someone shows you a new tattoo...you go..."wow...cool"...and move on with your life.

[Angry Sentinel]

So, is this like the new "I found a *insert gross disgusting item here* in my salad" scam ??

HILARIOUS.

If not, I would say the individual who found the phone had a personal vendetta. There is no way these people found out about the pictures on the net without being told by the person who did it.

Also, the discussion about "to be, or not to be a fettish" was well worth the read.

[AlteredEgo]

i have, like, a million naked pictures on my cell phone. *****es be all up on my jock. :o

[donk70]

Soooooooooo..............

Does anyone know if the pics have surfaced?

[DV8]

all I can say about this thread is: "Da-da-da-dumm-dummm; I'm lovin it"

[Star]

I WANT A CHEESEBURGER. Gah McDonalds!

[Untilteld]

all I can say about this thread is: "Da-da-da-dumm-dummm; I'm lovin it"

close enough.

[ShadowBoxing]

I was reading today this is a total hoax.

[Colossal Spoons]

i have, like, a million naked pictures on my cell phone. *****es be all up on my jock. :o

"I see you jockin AE cuz he got a Mercedes an you know about his ladies..."

[AndThePickles]

Ha! The pics on my phone of the g/f are def arousing. Anybody who wants to judge me for that can go right ahead. I'll be in the corner...looking at my phone :o

Haha, aww :heart:

[The Original Bamfer]

some old girlfriends I've had sent nudes to my phone, no big deal.

I hope you delete them long before you turn eighteen. :o

[Catman]

Let's face it, folks. The economy is a mess. Everyday more and more people are losing their jobs. How does that affect Christmas? Well, instead of handing out $25 Best Buy gift cards just give everyone $5 McDonalds gift cards:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/shop/certificates.html

:up:

But, seriously, we are all guilty of giving people crappy gifts to save a buck or two but how crappy are the gifts gonna be this year? Also, are you honestly expecting to get anything good?

[The Senator]

I actually have money in the bank, so Best Buy and Barnes and Nobel gift cards are still game.

[Ace of Knaves]

The last couple of crimbo's have been crap on the prezzie fronts for me. But as long as my family and I are healthy, we have a lovely christmas dinner and loads of booze, i'll be happy! :D

[NHawk19]

I actually have money in the bank, so Best Buy and Barnes and Nobel gift cards are still game.

But does the bank still have your money . . . .

[The Senator]

But does the bank still have your money . . . .

Yes.

[JLBats]

The last couple of crimbo's have been crap on the prezzie fronts for me.

English speaking, my ass.

[Ace of Knaves]

English speaking, my ass.

Errrr........what?

[JLBats]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, SORRY:dry:

[Ace of Knaves]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, SORRY:dry:

lolz. OK

Crimbo is ENGLISH slang for Christmas. Prezzie is ENGLISH slang for present. You do speak ENGLISH don't ya?

[tzarinna]

There's always Ross, Marshalls and TJ Maxx.
I've seen Coach bags at TJ Maxx for $50, now that's a bargain!

[DarknessOfDeath]

eh... Mcpukes.

[kane9321]

The last couple of crimbo's have been crap on the prezzie fronts for me. But as long as my family and I are healthy, we have a lovely christmas dinner and loads of booze, i'll be happy! :D

?....what are you saying sir

[Ace of Knaves]

?....what are you saying sir

Crimbo is Christmas!!! Prezzie is present. Booze is alcohol.

I don't get how that is hard to understand! lolz. It is ENGLISH!!!!!


:D :oldrazz:

[deathshead2]

Crimbo is Christmas!!! Prezzie is present. Booze is alcohol.

I don't get how that is hard to understand! lolz. It is ENGLISH!!!!!


:D :oldrazz:No thats ENGLISH ENGLISH, we only speak english.

[Ace of Knaves]

No thats ENGLISH ENGLISH, we only speak english.

lolz good point.

Anywayzzz, if someone got me a McDonalds voucher as a "crimbo" present I would have to give it to a homeless guy. I despise Maccy Dees, but homeless people are usually hungry.

[Venom'sDad]

Let's face it, folks. The economy is a mess. Everyday more and more people are losing their jobs. How does that affect Christmas? Well, instead of handing out $25 Best Buy gift cards just give everyone $5 McDonalds gift cards:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/shop/certificates.html

:up:



McDonalds is not good for anyone.... why give a gift card to bad dietary habits. :(

[deathshead2]

McDonalds is not good for anyone.... why give a gift card to bad dietary habits. :(Because it tastes better than a dvd when everyone is out in the poor house.

[JustABill]

Because it tastes better than a dvd when everyone is out in the poor house.
Untrue. I find that The Dark Knight DVD has a smooth velvety taste. :o

[jaguarr]

No.

jag

[Venom'sDad]

Because it tastes better than a dvd when everyone is out in the poor house.
Well if you are that poor where as you can not afford a $14 DVD, than I think maybe a bowl of rice would suffice. :whatever:

[Morg]

I actually have money in the bank, so Best Buy and Barnes and Nobel gift cards are still game.

better re think about Barnes I heard is filling bankruptcy

[amazingfantasy15]

Let's face it, folks. The economy is a mess. Everyday more and more people are losing their jobs. How does that affect Christmas? Well, instead of handing out $25 Best Buy gift cards just give everyone $5 McDonalds gift cards:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/shop/certificates.html

:up:

But, seriously, we are all guilty of giving people crappy gifts to save a buck or two but how crappy are the gifts gonna be this year? Also, are you honestly expecting to get anything good?

I'd be seriously pissed if someone gave me a $5 McD's gift card for Christmas, mainly because the food there sucks. Give me a gift card to a grocery store if you're gonna go that route.

[Majic Walrus]

Who eats McD so much that someone thinks about them... I bet they'd like some more McDonalds... I'll get them a gift card.

[Morg]

I'd be seriously pissed if someone gave me a $5 McD's gift card for Christmas, mainly because the food there sucks. Give me a gift card to a grocery store if you're gonna go that route.

I know a few who like to eat there for a bite but also get them a grocery card too

[Sam Fisher]

McDonalds? Of all the places you would reccomend McCrap? Burger King all the way:up:

[deathshead2]

McDonalds? Of all the places you would reccomend McCrap? Burger King all the way:up:
Didn't know you had a Tardis to go back to the 90s when Burger King was good. Now Cook-Out is where its at. :woot: Cheaper than McDs depending on what you get and a million times better in taste.

[terry78]

You act as if there is a bad time to ever give gift cards. I told people all I want this year are gift cards/certificates. **** buying me actual stuff, I know what I want.

[Scar Predator]

McDonalds is not good for anyone.... why give a gift card to bad dietary habits. :(

After what most people do to their livers over the holidays, eating at McD's is the least of their concerns. Besides, there is always the salad menu.

[Scar Predator]

You act as if there is a bad time to ever give gift cards. I told people all I want this year are gift cards/certificates. **** buying me actual stuff, I know what I want.

No doubt. I'd never be unhappy with a gift certificate....unless it was to a hunting accessories store or something of the like.

[Catman]

McDonalds? Of all the places you would reccomend McCrap? Burger King all the way:up:

Nah, man. Wendy's FTW. :oldrazz:

You act as if there is a bad time to ever give gift cards. I told people all I want this year are gift cards/certificates. **** buying me actual stuff, I know what I want.

I rather get money to be honest. Gift cards are good and all, but it only lets you shop at one place.

[Sam Fisher]

http://money.howstuffworks.com/5-failed-mcdonalds-menu-items.htm

5. The Hula Burger
4. McPizza{eww}
3. Arch Deluxe
2. McLean Deluxe
1. McAfrica

[knowsbleed]

The McAfrica... wow, I sure don't remember that one. I heard there were starving kids there.




In McDonald's... not Africa.

[Scar Predator]

http://money.howstuffworks.com/5-failed-mcdonalds-menu-items.htm

5. The Hula Burger
4. McPizza{eww}
3. Arch Deluxe
2. McLean Deluxe
1. McAfrica

I remember the McLean and I liked it. The others don't ring a bell but I've seen some places where McD's and Pizza Hut shared the buidling.

[Wolfwood]

I remember the Arch Deluxe! And no wonder why, they spent $100 million advertising that sucker, jeeeez.

[JustABill]

Yeah. I remember the Arch Deluxe not so much the others.

[Star]

How do you guys think Pizza from Mcdonalds was gross? I remember in elementary school we would have McDonalds Pizza days?? It was so good too.

[Colossal Spoons]

Only remember the Arch

[PyroChamber]

I'm surprised Mighty Wings weren't on the list.

[spideyboy_1111]

well some of those you probably don't remember because like the Mc Africa.. it was never on a US menu.

[Silverstein]

I thought this was a thread to come up with a McDonald's sandwich. I had a list:

Chicken Mc******s (For the "yo yo yo" in you, when you should probably just have a bagel)
Double Bacon McEmo (It's got so much in it, but it didn't get a pony for Christmas, so now it hates you because you hate it)
Veggie Obama (Fighting for change....literally...it's $0.99 cents)
Britney Strips (BBQ, Ranch, Sweet and Sour, and Crazy...Be careful, the more money you spend, the more unstable it becomes.)


Wow...How is wegger with an "i" a curse word? Guuhhh!!

[kane9321]

arch deluxe was tasty:)

I want my MCRIB DAMMIT

[Anti-Moderator]

arch deluxe was tasty:)

I want my MCRIB DAMMIT




I had one yesterday. It was wonderful.

[kane9321]

wha mcrib...no way..where, how?

[Obi-Ron]

I had one yesterday. It was wonderful.

(Pops up like a prairie dog)
Really?

[Avangarde]

(Pops up like a prairie dog)
Really?

Your avy is leet.

[Obi-Ron]

Is that good?

[Showtime]

I liked the McLean Deluxe, and those wings somebody mentioned weren't bad.

[SoulManX]

arch deluxe was tasty:)

I want my MCRIB DAMMIT

The Arch Deluxe was the best McDonald's burger ever I was eating like 4 day when they came out.

[Immortalfire]

The Arch Deluxe was the best McDonald's burger ever I was eating like 4 day when they came out.

Fatty. :oldrazz:

[Anti-Moderator]

wha mcrib...no way..where, how?

Here in Tennessee my local McDonald's has had the McRib available since October. I don't know why or how....it's quite a blessing.

[Avangarde]

Is that good?

Indeed

[SoulManX]

Fatty. :oldrazz:

A Happy Fatty and don't you forget it:o

[Watson]

McPizza was awesome. I didn't care how long they took to make, I would wait forever for one of those things. And I don't even like McDonald's.

[thedeadite]

McPizza, Arch Deluxe and McLean where all the win!!

[Anti-Moderator]

I have never had, or even heard of the McPizza until now.

[tzarinna]

I remember the McDonald's in Maine had lobster rolls. When I finally broke down and decieded to try one they were all sold out, may have been a good thing.

[The Lizard]

Usually the only McDonalds food of any kind I'll eat is the breakfast sandwiches, and even then that only happens when I'm on a road trip or something like that.

That being said, I don't mind the Teriyaki McBurger ... but you can only get that in Japan.

[kane9321]

McPizza...huh?

[Captain Planet!]

I want a McAfrica right friggin' now.

[Motown Marvel]

i remember the arch deluxe being good....but maybe thats because i had a coupon for a free arch deluxe....free food always tastes good.

[The Original Bamfer]

The McAfrica... wow, I sure don't remember that one. I heard there were starving kids there.




In McDonald's... not Africa.

Starving kids in McDonald's? Ha. :o

[DarknessOfDeath]

I remember the Mcpizza. Never had it but I heard it was crap. The McDonalds corporation should rename the franchise McPukes.

[NHawk19]

Just googled the McAfrica

wow

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/aug/24/famine.andrewosborn

[Nirvana]

Lawl, this list certainly is Nostalgic. The Arch Deluxe wasn't bad.

[The Apatow Crew]

I worked at mcdonalds for almost a year and don't know any of those except the arch deluxe on.

[Immortalfire]

I'm going to go back in time, and return with a load of Arch Deluxe burgers for JAL's baby shower.

[tzarinna]

Just googled the McAfrica

wow

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/aug/24/famine.andrewosborn

FYI, the link in the first post provides info on all five failures.

[tzarinna]

Извините!

[Drizzle]

Let's just take a minute and not focus on the Arch Deluxe or the McAfrica and take a look at the Hula Burger. Fried pineapple and cheese on a bun. I feel like vomiting right now.

[JustABill]

I actually kinda wanna try the Mighty Wings and McPizza damn it!

[Immortalfire]

the Hula Burger. Fried pineapple and cheese on a bun.

Vomit :csad:

[BlackLantern]

that actually sounds yummy as I do like Hawaiian Pizza

[batboy99]

http://money.howstuffworks.com/5-failed-mcdonalds-menu-items.htm

5. The Hula Burger
4. McPizza{eww}
3. Arch Deluxe
2. McLean Deluxe
1. McAfrica
I dont remember any of them expet for the pizza. I thought it was good :(

[imdaly]

I remember the Pizza and the Arch Deluxe.

Nobody remembers the commercials?? "Mama Mia! McDonalds has PIZZA!"

[Immortalfire]

Nobody remembers the commercials?? "Mama Mia! McDonalds has PIZZA!"

Clever.

[The Original Bamfer]

I remember the Pizza and the Arch Deluxe.

Nobody remembers the commercials?? "Mama Mia! McDonalds has PIZZA!"

If it doesn't rhyme, I don't eat it. :cmad:

[Metamorpho1977]

Usually the only McDonalds food of any kind I'll eat is the breakfast sandwiches, and even then that only happens when I'm on a road trip or something like that.

That being said, I don't mind the Teriyaki McBurger ... but you can only get that in Japan.

My philosophy on road trips is you don't eat anywhere that you can eat at home.

[Metamorpho1977]

I liked the Arch Deluxe.

[terry78]

Every McDonald's currently, even the tore up ones, now have been remodeled inside to put the McCafe coffeehouse counter into them. It's hilarious going into a Mickey D's in the inner city and basically seeing it from the outside look all jacked up yet inside they got the look of a bohemian Starbucks.

[Harley Quinn13]

Fried pineapple and cheese on a bun. I feel like vomiting right now.
That sounds really gross!

[Watson]

My philosophy on road trips is you don't eat anywhere that you can eat at home.

But foreign fast food joints are so interesting! At McDonald's in France you can buy beer and mini bottles of wine :heart:

[Star]

Besides, when in a foreign country sometimes people like to be reminded of home. Westerners love ****** fast food!

[Raiden]

http://money.howstuffworks.com/5-failed-mcdonalds-menu-items.htm

5. The Hula Burger
4. McPizza{eww}
3. Arch Deluxe
2. McLean Deluxe
1. McAfrica

I remember that Arch Deluxe and McLean Deluxe (neither really replaced the classic MacDLT), but I never heard of the other three. Maybe they were available for certain region only.

[The Original Bamfer]

Besides, when in a foreign country sometimes people like to be reminded of home. Westerners love ****** fast food!

McMapleMountieBurger?

[Immortalfire]

It's hilarious going into a Mickey D's in the inner city and basically seeing it from the outside look all jacked up yet inside they got the look of a bohemian Starbucks.

:lmao:

[BlackLantern]

McMapleMountieBurger?

Bacon, Maple Syrup, Moose, and a baby seal

[The Original Bamfer]

Bacon, Maple Syrup, Moose, and a baby seal

Sounds delicious, eh.

[Watson]

McMapleMountieBurger?

I wish Canadian McD's offered anything different. Though I think in Nova Scotia there was a McLobster burger or something else disgusting to that effect.

[Double Down]

When I visited Ireland, they had some weird stuff on the McDonald's menu, like the Chicken Legend with spicy tomato salsa, the Big Tasty, Rolo donuts, and the McPork sandwich.

[Anti-Moderator]

Kinda crappy, but I found some of the McDonald's commercials.


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I threw in the McD.L.T. commercial for good measure...starring Jason Alexander!

je1Doy8ATjA

[The Original Bamfer]

I threw in the McD.L.T. commercial for good measure...starring Jason Alexander!

je1Doy8ATjA

That's... amazing.

[Obi-Ron]

I threw in the McD.L.T. commercial for good measure...starring Jason Alexander!

je1Doy8ATjA


Constanza with hair! :wow:
That's the second most awesome thing I've seen today.

[WolfCypher]

Really? The McPizza?! I've been using that joke, about how Mickey D's would one day start selling a crappy fattening pizza on their menus, years ago, and it turns out there once was a McPizza?!

[Arcturus]

Out of that list, I can only remember the McPizza and the Arch Deluxe. I never tried the pizza before, but I thought the Arch Deluxe was acceptable.

[Double Down]

That Jason Alexander ad is terrible, just completely awesome.

[Sam Fisher]

I threw in the McD.L.T. commercial for good measure...starring Jason Alexander!

je1Doy8ATjA:dry:

[WolfCypher]

Huh...That's a shame.

[Arcturus]

I guess those Pretzels made to him way too thirsty.

[Mr. Todd]

WTF were they thinking with the Hula Burger?! I love pineapple but...in a bun...with cheese? :dry::huh:

[Manic]

Fort Pierce, Fla. (AP) --

Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A police report said 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.

Source: SFGate (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/03/national/a142449S82.DTL)

[Addendum]

Proof that maturity doesn't come with age

[PWN3R]

I would loved to have been a fly on the wall at that McDonalds. Bwahaha. Better yet, listen in on the actual 911 call.

[Lockandload1]

Fort Pierce, Fla. (AP) --

Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A police report said 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for a 10-piece last week but was later informed the restaurant had run out.

She says she was refused a refund and told all sales were final. A cashier told police she offered Goodman a larger portion of different food for the same price, but Goodman became irate.

Police say Goodman was cited on a misuse of 911 charge. A current phone listing for Goodman couldn't be found.

A McDonald's spokesman says Goodman should have been given a refund, and she's being sent a gift card for a free meal.

Source: SFGate (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/03/03/national/a142449S82.DTL)

:facepalm

[darkseid26]

lol

[JustABill]

She obviously so obviously had to be a ghetto *****.

[SuperFerret]

Couldn't they have just chopped up a chicken sandwich and told her it was nuggets? She seems the type to fall for that.

[PWN3R]

She obviously so obviously had to be a ghetto *****.
I google-imaged Latreasa and this is what I got:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/289/jimmackey06.jpg
:oldrazz:

[tzarinna]

Proof that they sprinkle crack on those nuggets. :funny:

People are always flipping out in MickeyD's. I saw some surveillance video of some guy that hit a teenage girl square in her jaw, she was talking **** because he cut in front of her and her friends. He had 2 little kids with him, he left without ordering, crazy.

[PWN3R]

Proof that they sprinkle crack on those nuggets. :funny:

People are always flipping out in MickeyD's. I saw some surveillance video of some guy that hit a teenage girl square in her jaw, she was talking **** because he cut in front of her and her friends. He had 2 little kids with him, he left without ordering, crazy.
I luls at this part. Crazy because he punched her, or that he left with no food?

Man, I love people.

[SuperFerret]

That's torture to his kids. Taking them into a McDonalds and leaving without Happy Meals? Cruel and unusual punishment I say.

[JustABill]

I google-imaged Latreasa and this is what I got:
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/289/jimmackey06.jpg
:oldrazz:
Had to be his last name. :o

[Sawyer]

WTF, human race?! We really do fail...

[Ace of Knaves]

Could this be the same woman who unsuccessfully tried to sue McDees for making her obese?

[Morg]

Florida it seems to have several people doing that 911 crap when a restaurant runs out of a certain food

[Addendum]

Florida it seems to have several people doing that 911 crap when a restaurant runs out of a certain food

xiTM2HQ0g98

[Cosmic]

They should've just given her the freaking refund. They took her money for a product they didn't have, and then offered her something she didn't want. Are they some kind of hustlers, or just too inept and unprofessional to operate the store properly? I know I would've been pissed. The manager probably should've been arrested.

[Alex The Great]

Man, The US is getting so obese they'll go to jail for some food :o

Canada = :up:

[The Guard]

When I worked at Burger King, some woman called the police on us because she claimed we put mayo on her sourdough sandwich.

It was, in fact, swiss cheese. We explained to her that it was swiss cheese, and she called the police anyway.

She was giving quite the tongue lashing by the cops when they arrived.

[TwilightPro101]

911 and McDonald's going together in an unique combo to say the least lol.

[tzarinna]

I luls at this part. Crazy because he punched her, or that he left with no food?

Man, I love people.

Both, he was obviously very hungry. :o

[Aluchak]

When I worked at Burger King, some woman called the police on us because she claimed we put mayo on her sourdough sandwich.

It was, in fact, swiss cheese. We explained to her that it was swiss cheese, and she called the police anyway.

She was giving quite the tongue lashing by the cops when they arrived.

Some people are so selfish. I would of punched her in the face.

[The Original Bamfer]

I know we're all laughing because she called the cops when McDonald's ran out of "chicken" McNuggets. But she actually called the cops because they refused to give her money back. That makes it less funny. :csad:

[JustABill]

''Yes, 911 Operator. This is Latreasa and I'm at Mickey Dees and these *****es say they ran out of chicken nuggets. They ain't give me my money back!"

''Mam, that's not an emergency."

''**** if it ain't not emergency. You get asses down here and fire this little 16 year old ***** behind the counter, cause he gonna give me my money or I'm gonna beat his ass."

I can guarantee it was something similar to this. :o

[Manic]

''Yes, 911 Operator. This is Latreasa and I'm at Mickey Dees and these *****es say they ran out of chicken nuggets. They ain't give me my money back!"

''Mam, that's not an emergency."

''**** if it ain't not emergency. You get asses down here and fire this little 16 year old ***** behind the counter, cause he gonna give me my money or I'm gonna beat his ass."

I can guarantee it was something similar to this. :o
Part of me is upset at your terrible terrible stereotype.

But a much larger part of me is laughing at how accurate that probably is.

[Wylie Times]

This is almost as bad as the guy who called 911 to report somene stole his marijuana.

[Hobgoblin]

''Yes, 911 Operator. This is Latreasa and I'm at Mickey Dees and these *****es say they ran out of chicken nuggets. They ain't give me my money back!"

''Mam, that's not an emergency."

''**** if it ain't not emergency. You get asses down here and fire this little 16 year old ***** behind the counter, cause he gonna give me my money or I'm gonna beat his ass."

I can guarantee it was something similar to this. :o

Reminds me of when I would read people's online petitions. One asked the President to get some TV show back on the air.

Gotta love people's priorities....and thought process.

"Genocide in Darfur? Screw that! I want the OC back on the air! The President will make them do it!"

[tzarinna]

Well, my local news showed her interview.... no video on their site though.

[SuperFerret]

Reminds me of when I would read people's online petitions. One asked the President to get some TV show back on the air.

Gotta love people's priorities....and thought process.

"Genocide in Darfur? Screw that! I want the OC back on the air! The President will make them do it!"

That's ridiculous. The OC isn't more important than Darfur, the DCAU is. :batman:

[JustABill]

Part of me is upset at your terrible terrible stereotype.

But a much larger part of me is laughing at how accurate that probably is.
Eh. The difference is. I know there are literally bunches of people out there that are not a stereotype.

She just sounds like a walking one is all.

[SuperFerret]

Stereotypes need to start somewhere.

[The Apatow Crew]

Are you ****ting me, is this actually really real?

Who in the hell does this, do they have the mind of a well i don't know who the hell would call cops over this. no one can be that damn stupid.

[JustABill]

Are you ****ting me, is this actually really real?

Who in the hell does this, do they have the mind of a well i don't know who the hell would call cops over this. no one can be that damn stupid.
It was you she called the cops on wasn't it JAL?

Poor JAL suffering the wrath of Latreasa. :(

[Jplaya2023]

She obviously so obviously had to be a ghetto *****.

racism is not tolerated on these boards

[The Apatow Crew]

It was you she called the cops on wasn't it JAL?

Poor JAL suffering the wrath of Latreasa. :(No, it wasn't me. I don't work there anymore. I heard this was even on the tmz show.

[Manic]

Ghetto behavior transcends race.

[Showtime]

Why didn't she just get the chicken selects?

[JustABill]

racism is not tolerated on these boards
I am far from a racist anyways, but moving on....

[JustABill]

Why didn't she just get the chicken selects?
Too ****ing expensive, perhaps?

[The Apatow Crew]

Too ****ing expensive, perhaps?I know it cost like 7 dollars for that meal.

[SuperFerret]

And you only get three.

[The Apatow Crew]

And you only get three.And then your in the bathing for like 30 mins trying to take the dump of death.

[JustABill]

And then your in the bathing for like 30 mins trying to take the dump of death.
They say they are made of real ''premium" chicken, but they have this odd taste that makes me think otherwise. :o

[The Apatow Crew]

They say they are made of real ''premium" chicken, but they have this odd taste that makes me think otherwise. :owhen they say that they really chicken anus.:oldrazz:

[SuperFerret]

That's the best part of the chicken.

[Master Chief]

Man, The US is getting so obese they'll go to jail for some food :o

Canada = :up:

We're all too baked to care. :o

[JRPJCDJC]

God - please destroy this planet.

[imdaly]

What's funny is that this reminds me of the 911 Burger King call because she wants a burger made right.

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''Yes, 911 Operator. This is Latreasa and I'm at Mickey Dees and these *****es say they ran out of chicken nuggets. They ain't give me my money back!"

''Mam, that's not an emergency."

''**** if it ain't not emergency. You get asses down here and fire this little 16 year old ***** behind the counter, cause he gonna give me my money or I'm gonna beat his ass."

I can guarantee it was something similar to this. :o

That's SCARILY accurate to the video I put above.

[Motown Marvel]

i worked at wendys for 6 years, and rarely would a month pass that we didnt have to call the cops.

one time, a naked dude with downsyndrome walked in. what the hell was i suppose to do with that? they didnt pay me enough to deal with that. f**k it, let him piss on the floor in front of the customers, i dont care, im calling the cops and letting them deal with it while i sit in the office playing solitaire on the computer.

[Ace of Knaves]

^:hehe: How disturbingly funny :hehe:

I would of thrown some food at him though, try to get him worked up and angry. That would of been funny.

[spideyboy_1111]

This is much needed....

"Sah-curity"

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[Lord Valumart]

oh sweet jesus...

thats just so funny and stupidly insane...that would never happen at a KFC...

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea, KFC has a better class of customer. :up:

[Lord Valumart]

KFC is fine until you go there at 10 at night and order the big bucket of chicken to eat in the car park...then it becomes hell's take away:csad:

[Ahura Mazda]

They should've just given her the freaking refund. They took her money for a product they didn't have, and then offered her something she didn't want. Are they some kind of hustlers, or just too inept and unprofessional to operate the store properly? I know I would've been pissed. The manager probably should've been arrested.

They did offer her a refund which she did not want. That is what makes it so ridiculous.

[Cosmic]

No, they offered her food. They should've just given her money back and apologized for the mistake. Problem solved.

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea they should of given her the money back. But calling the old bill because of some chicken nuggets? She should of been shot and put out of her misery.

[Cosmic]

Yes, the lady might possibly have overreacted. But crazy people eat fast food, too. This is one of the very first things you learn if you ever work a cash register at one of these places. Just keep your customers satisfied. The manager had nothing to lose by simply giving back the money.

[Ace of Knaves]

:hehe:

"Crazy people need fast food too."

I like that :hehe:

[Ugfugly]

I am on the woman's side here as ridiculous as it is. McDonald's should have given her money back.

Think about it, how much is a McNugget meal? $5? It may not seem alot to you but to some people on minimum wage that's almost an hour's worth of work.
Bottom line is McDonald's is practically robbing her. I think at least in this instance, calling the police is justified if only to make this "legal" if or when she decides to take McDees to small claims court.

[Ahura Mazda]

My apologies apparanetly she had not been offerred a refund which therefore puts her in the right imho.

[Majic Walrus]

I've got to side with crazy lady on principle. Although I think a better course of action would be filing a complaint with the AG or BBB or writing to the McD corporate office who would gladly have given her a fin to keep her quiet instead of wasting the police's time.

[Knightsaber Priss]

Oh for crying out loud this is like that woman in California who called 91 because she didn't get the burger she wanted from a McDonald's there.

[JoeCat]

There should be a government agency that makes people like this disappear.

[terry78]

I was saying to myself through this whole story, "please don't let this chick be black", and as soon as I heard that name, I knew it. :rolleyes:

Ghetto hoochies...setting our people back yet again. :o

[Majic Walrus]

I was saying to myself through this whole story, "please don't let this chick be black", and as soon as I heard that name, I knew it. :rolleyes:

Ghetto hoochies...setting our people back yet again. :o

You know I feel sort of racist but as soon as I read this story I immediately pictured an overweight black lady. :dry:

[SuBe]

As soon as I read the Headline, my first thought was "Obama Voter". :dry:

[NHawk19]

Gotta love smoking gun


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0303091mcnugget1.html

[moraldeficiency]

While I agree the lady deserved a refund; where she became completely and indefensibly in the wrong was calling 911. You want to call the police just call the police, don't call the emergency hotline and tie up an operator. When she decided her minor problem required the attention rape victims deserve, she crossed the line.

[The Lizard]

Man, The US is getting so obese they'll go to jail for some food :o

Canada = :up:

Hate to rain on your parade, but Canada's obesity rate is climbing sharply too. (http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/82-620-m/2005001/article/adults-adultes/8060-eng.htm)

[moraldeficiency]

Yeah, when did canadians get that reputation, did they all switch to lite maple syrup?

[Majic Walrus]

While I agree the lady deserved a refund; where she became completely and indefensibly in the wrong was calling 911. You want to call the police just call the police, don't call the emergency hotline and tie up an operator. When she decided her minor problem required the attention rape victims deserve, she crossed the line.

qft :up:

[Raiden]

Next time I get a bad-tasting burger from McD, I'll call 911 to complain about it. :hehe:

[Star]

The only time I eat McDonalds is when I'm drugged up enough or drunk enough to not give a crap about what **** I'm shoveling into my gullet

Otherwise I steer clear

....except for the McRib

[Ace of Knaves]

Maccy Dees = :down:

Burger King = :up:

[moraldeficiency]

pfff, sonic ftw.

[Lord Valumart]

Maccy Dees = :down:

Burger King = :up:

both are poor in comparison to KFC...

[terry78]

I can't eat fried chicken like that. My family is notorious for that food from decades ago, so stuff like KFC and the like, I just cringe when somebody suggests it.

[Star]

EW KFC is the sickest **** in the universe

Nothing like a dripping piece of diseased fried chicken flesh

Seriously, their chicken is SUCH low quality because of the way the animals live

[Sarge 2.0]

Nothing like a dripping piece of diseased fried chicken flesh
Well, now I'm hungry. :csad:

[Ace of Knaves]

Dixies Fried Chicken FTMFW. They only have them in the LDN though.

[Matt]

She did mis-use 911, but shouldn't the cashier also be cited for pretty much stealing her money? They took it under the pretense that she would get chicken nuggets. They refused to give it back after they ran out. Seems like theft to me.

[Sarge 2.0]

She did mis-use 911, but shouldn't the cashier also be cited for pretty much stealing her money? They took it under the pretense that she would get chicken nuggets. They refused to give it back after they ran out. Seems like theft to me.They offered her other food of equal value, though. :huh:

[Matt]

They did not take the money under the pretense of giving her other food. They took the money under the pre-tense of giving her chicken nuggets which they did not have. Therefore, they took her money under fraudulent pretenses.

[Lord Valumart]

They offered her other food of equal value, though. :huh:

equal value, taste and nutritional value? i think not

[terry78]

They offered her other food of equal value, though. :huh:

But she didn't want other food, she wanted what she ordered. Now that I think about it, my mom, who is just as anal as this lady was, would do the same thing. :csad:

[Majic Walrus]

They did not take the money under the pretense of giving her other food. They took the money under the pre-tense of giving her chicken nuggets which they did not have. Therefore, they took her money under fraudulent pretenses.

Right. Which warrants a complaint to the McD Corporate HQ, the AG, and the BBB. Not 911.

[Matt]

Right. Which warrants a complaint to the McD Corporate HQ, the AG, and the BBB. Not 911.

I agree. It wasn't an emergency and she deserved to be cited, but the cashier should be charged with petty theft as well.

[Sarge 2.0]

They did not take the money under the pretense of giving her other food. They took the money under the pre-tense of giving her chicken nuggets which they did not have. Therefore, they took her money under fraudulent pretenses.
It's ****ing McDonald's. It's not like the cashier was wringing his hands and laughing maniacally just waiting for someone to order chicken McNuggets so that he could take their money.

[Matt]

It's ****ing McDonald's. It's not like the cashier was wringing his hands and laughing maniacally just waiting for someone to order chicken McNuggets so that he could take their money.

Okay then...by your logic it is okay for me to go sell an old woman a life insurance policy for her husband, then when he dies, refuse to pay and say "But here's the thing, I'll give you car insurance instead!"